Colloquially known as the onahole flower.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

is the flora plant PENISes in there gonna go in my wee hole

looks like baby jesus's ANUS after his dad got done with it haha

Usually no more than 20 at a time. (´～`)

Currently around 20, usually around 20 i suppose
My porn librewolf profile got at least 900 tabs open because i can use scroll for ages without arriving at the other end
かＮ i get an ecact amount of tabs calculated in firefox forks? If so then i would say

>>155659
I currently do not know how many tabs i have open.

I've been keeping tabs since january, i try to delete them when i can but tabs i havent deleted have increased faster than i can delete them.
If it were to guess, i have about 2,000 tabs, last time i auto deleted duplicate tabs it removed around 600

>かＮ i get an ecact amount of tabs calculated in firefox forks?

I wish i knew. i cant find where it lists all tabs. ( ;´Д`)

usually no more than a few, I bookmark stuff for later and rarely use infinite scrolling cancer sites

>>155627
I understand. I can contribute some drawings but I can't code either.

>>155630
Please do, I would love for this to be a collaborative effort! And when you submit your artwork, let me know what name I should credit you as, unless you wish to remain anonymous. I will add an option to display credits with right-click.

>>155627
if you run into any issues i could try and look at the code to fix it, actually just post the code once it's done so anyone can improve it or add features

>>155638
Thanks for the offer to help. I'm really lost right now, and I'm going to take a break from working on this for right now.

I ran into problems just attempting to make it into an executable file that can be run by double clicking it, so I think trying to make a program that would alert us to new posts would be too complex for GPT-san and I, since I have zero knowledge of programming and am just mindlessly following his instructions. At this point I'm so lost that I have no idea which version of the code and the errors I should even show you...

I have uploaded the latest working version on up.heyuri.net if anyone is interested. You just run it by typing "python3 mypet.py mypet.gif" into the terminal.

Why not use shimeji-ee? There's a bunch of forks of it on github too. https://kilkakon.com/shimeji/
Then you could find a shimeji that looks really close to heyuri-tan like yotsuba and edit it. https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/%E3%81%97%E3%82%81%E3%81%98/artworks?order=date

Yay!!!

I added to my vodka+cola combo a bit of mouthwash and it is very refreshing! If I drink too much I will puke!

There is/was a thread on kissu like that, where users posted about their drunkenness. Still not a bad idea, even if it may not be original. I support it. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

id participate even though i dont drink

So depersonified yet bound to a body.
So full of childish joy but aware of duties.
No fear and pain of failure, loss, sorrow and death despite it being a certain.
Awareness yet no partisanship.
Shakyamuni sama and chemicals do wonders!

I begin to seriously consider psychedelics for an persistent and deepened satori state. I tried finding a fungus I would require for synthesis but I could not find it despite walking around fields for days in hot sun. Not this year! How unfortunate.

Nonde nonde! Asa made!

>>155648
Yay!!!! Yay!!!

>>155651
MOE! I used to check that place out once in a while but I never noticed it...

>>155654
Cutie cutie!!! Yayy!!!

The actual question would be since most of heyuri is in the standard euro timezone or very near - would new world heyurizens participate?

East coast time is 6 hours behind europe. So if us euros started drinking at 24:00 then american clocks would at best be at 18:00.

uhhhh...
zero suit samus! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

rachel alucard or kira daidohji
i'm attracted to smug little girls for some reason even though i know i'd be more annoyed by them in reality
plus, SWIMSUITS!

Third Strike: Makoto, Elena and Ibuki
if i must choose one... Makoto. Tomboys FTW ヽ(´π`)ノ

Mai is far to easy

Kula and Yuri from KOF, easy.
May and Jam from Guilty Gear.

I can't narrow down a top pick for Melty, pretty much the entire female cast.

>>155433
good fucking choices

I also tried sharpening a pair of scissors on a knife sharpening thing and it completely blunted it, I guess I went the wrong direction or wrong angle or something

orz

yuor only supposed to do it a few times per side...

>>155111
the flat side is easy to free-hand sharpen but the bevel side... I couldn't sharpen it also corundum sharpening stones don't work well with high hardness steels such as N690 because I didn't have any difficulties sharpening my high-carbon knife.

Angles r hard.
But I thinned a kitchen knife on a disc sander yesterday and sharpened it pretty well after.

>>155586
he forgot about dovegirl, if only heyuri cared more we'd have her entire lore done by now

>>155621
dovegirl is before my time... or so i thought, i just never saw her nor have her immortalized in the wiki... I'll get her archived tomorrow. DOVEGIRL SHALL NOT BE FORGOTTEN!!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>155496
i enjoy these iruyeh-tan roleplays we have when i post my drawings (´ー`)

>>155629
me too!

Oh, it's still giving me trouble, hehe~
But such things can't be helped when you get to my age. Ah, I hate to trouble you, but would you be a dear and answer the door? I'm expecting another visitor soon.

*knock knock*

A silhouette can be seen be seen through the door window. From the front, it almost looks like... a star?

>>155634
a new friend has arrived! let's all greet her warmly!

>>155633
I'm with your dad on this one, i think thats pretty disgustingerino

I have no friends or family :laugh:

>>155636
heyuri is yuor family

>>155640
You're right

>Nips like cat destruction videos and their boards are my sole source
I remember there was a group of "animal rescue" channels on youtube. you can guess what their videos are about, and the comments are what you would expect. You can still find them if you look hard enough.

Do you people will shit on you harder for posting on a lolicon board or an animal torture board? I'd say it's an even split depending on who finds out

>>155616
King -- thanks

>>155222
can you send a good simplistic one with library support

i feel long a mong for just opening music in youtube when i want to listen to something. （ ´_ゝ`）

>>155623
yt-dlp to the rescue for the lazy bastard

yt-dlp -f m4a "song url"

where "song url" is whatever YouTube link you wanted to listen to ヽ(´∇`)ノ

nearly all my music I've downloaded in the last 7 or so years was obtained this way (´人｀)

now you can build a music library (I'm super lazy so all my files aren't tagged lol)

>>155632
i just use

yt-dlp -x "url goes here"

for extracting solely audio. it also automatically picks the highest quality of all the audio options.
not efficient for storage as you can imagine but i don't really worry about that anyway. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

this is why I love lolikon

>>23610
Me too!

breast reduction surgery for back pain

AI movie is difficult.

AI is genious...

remilia is cute(;´Д`)

Test

anymore?

>>23581
I feel da same way ヽ(´∇`)ノ

CIRNO IS THE ABSOLUTE STRONGEST, DUMMIES
CIRNO NEVAR LOSES

rape cirno for (9) day

i just got done saying how op is really cute and huggable, cant there be more cute and huggable lolis in the world instead of pure sex... （ ´,_ゝ`）

>>23601
This turns me on so much

Gdnite

sleeping is 4 the weak （ ´,_ゝ`）

oyasumi

good night, everybody

night night

OOH AHH, JUST A LITTLE BIT

>>155113
Lol

>>155113
LOL

>>155091
Not enought 2hus!!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>155113
:happy"

>>155397
>When I enjoyed it most it was so simple just liek >>155393 said it used to just be "hey cutie *rubs hand over your pants*" etc. and usually pretty vanilla.
This definitely isn't the right site to discuss this, but in your experience does it seem like the average ERP participant is more "degenerate/depraved" now than in the past? As in the difference of "i baked cookies with my semen in them and you ate one x3" vs "i turn myself into a giant octopus, invading every orifice you have and physically remodelling your body to a more... arousing form >:D"

>>155402
heyuri is the place to discuss everything, including cybersex

>>155396
With image generation AI, unpredictability can be added with wildcards. You can have every danbooru tag, every word in the english language, every word on urban dictionary, etc. in a big text file, then have one or more of those words randomly inserted into the prompt. You could also set a percentage chance of the wildcard activating and how strongly the AI focuses on words added from the wildcard (which can also be a random number), so it can be precisely as unpredictable as you desire. This can surely be done with LLMs too.

>>155405
unfortunately im too retardede to use ai so i blame AI for all my problems as a coping mechanism for being ignorant luddite

>>155393
it's funny cos its soooo try

rape every asian child you see

help gaijin-san find his way to the johoku raiburari

Drink so much your liver fails and so your skin gets yellow

>How can I become more Japanese?

first get an indian passport, then they will let you in with open arms

>>155455
How about actually visiting the country :D