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Off-Topic@Heyuri
NO ONE EXPECTS CAROL THREAD
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>>195340
the game is fun but wait for a sale or pirate the gaem instead ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>195386
FitGirl has it but I've read that it's version 1.0 which sux balls TT~TT
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its like 7 eur on a sale for continuously updated 40+h duke nukem loli game i say its worth supporting
i have like 8 hours playtime most of which i spent jerking off to the sex mod and trying different outfits
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>195420
i have over 50 hrs total including playing it co op with a friend who actually wanted to play at my house :xd:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Would you eat a slice of mold pizza for a 1000 dollars

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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oh noez so sad! :emo:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
bitch about something

i slept wrong and my arm hurts
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>>195415
>bitch about something
I hate blogposting
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the maintenance man stole one of my light bulbs. he replaced the light bulbs in my dining room for some reason without my permission while i wasn't home and left one of them on my fridge but the other one is missing. i'm extremely particular about the light bulbs i use and this is extremely not ok.
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when i have the urge to blogpost i go to sw
anywaysss i hate pooping multiple times a day
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meow
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My back hurts but im horny

Off-Topic@Heyuri
guys i have good dih?
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>>195290
i say it like the niggers say it DIH
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even girls have it larger
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>>195291
You are not a nigga so no need to talk like one:glare2::nigra:
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finally a PENIS small enough for little ol' me! :saitama2:
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>>195259
would bottom/10

Off-Topic@Heyuri
189533
ps5 aint got no games nigga
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>>195419
This nigger is...right :dark:

Lounge@Heyuri
pls dont judge yes i have actual sex irl. but i wanted to ask for otehr sex havers: do u also sometimes feel too weird abt it? liek teh first time i had a lot of sex after losing virginity i started to feel disgusted n thought it wus a temporary thing.

turns out m feeling liek dat still? i love sex but then i just dont at some point? why? ┐(゚~゚)┌
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( ´,_ゝ`) Are your partners more close to your ideal or less close? How do you choose them? Or is it just the same person.
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>>15967
exactly, if OP and OP's partner not close, it's normal.
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sometimes youre just not in the mood, it happens. a respectful partner understands this and can deal with it. dont force yourself and maybe talk to your partner if its something youre uncomfortable with. you do you, dont do what you think is expected of you unless you want to.
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tbh it;s alotta energy, tiem, whatnot spent/wasted. it's quite the core exercise too.
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>>15967

Mods, unban this nigger!

Lounge@Heyuri
I don't know what happened, but something broke in my brain last summer. I can't enjoy anything, even thing I like… orz They even make me angry.
Can't be dpression, I was in severe depression (and NEET) from 2019 until 2025 I started to see some light.
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Rape something to release built up tension
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>>15601
Suicide's always an option.
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>>15948
This is a NHK referance?
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Seek out your purpose in life
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Become a part of the soil so that little girls can step on you every day

Off-Topic@Heyuri

is it ghey for guys to watch pr0n together?
is it ghey if they m*sterbate in the same room?
is b*lls touching ghey if its during s*x with a girl?
is PENISes touching ghey?
how cute does the girl need to be to make PENISes touching ok?
is it ghey too look at a PENIS too long?
what if fabric separates the touching PENISes?
is PENISes touching during s*x with a girl ghey?
how long of PENISes touching is not ghey?
is entering a female hole after another man c*m'd in ghey?
is it not ghey to use a girl for s*x with a friend if the girl is sufficiently degraded?
is it ghey if c*m accidentally lands on another PENIS?
if a girl s***ed a PENIS and then yours is that ghey?
is it ghey to comment on another man's c*mshot?
is it ghey if another man guides your PENIS into a girl?
is it ghey if you mutually masturbate to prepare for s*x with a girl?
Is it still ghey if the girl watches?
Is it ghey if the girl makes the PENISes touch?
Is it ghey if you take turns inserting?
is it ghey if you l*ck a VAGINA after a PENIS has been in?
is it ghey to embrace another man if you are sandwiching a beautiful girl between you?
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>>195404
me too :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>195404
3dpd homos are disgusting but yaoi is good
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>>195404
guys should not have sex unless im around
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Why draw lines at all?
Human nature has no lines.
Binary answers are for computers.
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<Yes
<Yes
<Yes
<Yes
<It's always GAY
<Yes
<Yes
<Yes
<It's still always GAY
<No
<Probably GAY
<Yes
<No
<Yes
<Yes
<Yes
<Yes
<Yes
<No
<Yes
<Yes

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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CONFISCATED. :angry:
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CHEMICAL WEAPON
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why they take my konata
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>>195388
konata is a terrorism symbol :ph34r:
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interviewing anonymous' neighbor
anonymous has always been a good kid, he liked sports and went to college, i would have never suspected he possessed a konata (;´Д`)

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I claim Heyuri in the name of our invertebrate overlord
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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O quanto que eu pagaria para chupar os pezinhos dessa safada:rolleyes:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What's your favorite video game?
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It's hard to pick one but I suppose I would pick Wandersong. It left a hopeful impression on me and changed the way I view multi media.
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>>195274
can i have more of yume nikki, yume nikki or lcdem edit (=゚ω゚)ノ
i have always wanted to collect yume nikki relate edit
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front mission
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>>195369
Oh I played Front Mission First original. I heard Front mission alternative was a good game, but do you have a recommendation?
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my favoriet gaem is palying with boys heart(´ー`)

Lounge@Heyuri
The first thing that happened was that today is oddly beautiful. The mountains in the valley were being lit by a cloudy sky, and the patches of shadow and light made the trees seem larger than usual. There was a little white girl with the cutest selling cookies and lemonade for 25 cents a piece. She was out there with her granddad and when she was serving me my three cookies and lemonade, she put her hands all over everything. She had a pair of tongs but gave up using them, instead using the hand that was holding her cheek in boredom to handle my food. She used her bare elbow to secure the serving napkin down against the wind.

Those cookies tasted really fucking good. I wound up eating half the napkin as well (´人`)
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but good things can also not happen

today my car broke down, got to work late and its now raining :depression:
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The natural world around us holds countless wonders

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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konata en rose
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Miyuki En Rose~
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>>195353
pawfect mousepad imaeg
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kagami en rose! (=゚ω゚)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Your loli daughter wants the new pokemon booster pack, but the shop you encounter a hoard of scalpers, what would you do?
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FLAMETHROWER TIME! :biggrin:
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brown

Girl Talk@Heyuri
talk about anything extra you wear (necklaces, earrings, bracelets, chokers, rings etc.)

how to decide what you wear chokers with?
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a few years ago this would have been considered fetish gear now its becoming a much more common gothy accessory.. :nyaoo:
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im almost always wearing a studded bracelet and studded belt, i occasionally wear a leather bracelet made from an old belt and also a bracelet with spiked studs. also near daily i wear a necklace made from chain and a lock. chokers are cute but im a little too old for that sort of thing now i think ;^^
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>im a little too old for that sort of thing now
same ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>2487
i should buy a ring with a swastika on it some day
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>>2496
get one soon before they ban them all in a couple years.( ´_ゝ`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
If I cannot learn how to draw cute girls within 20 days, I will quit being a NEET.
As of right now, the attached drawing is about as much as I know how to do... fuck.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>195218
this is the closest to cute yet
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Ero@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
FILE SORTERS OF HEYURI! do you sort your files into FOLDERS or by TAGGED FILE NAMES?
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>>195267
Foldr. Tagging them one by one would be too slow. (;´Д`)
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Sorted in the laziest way possible - by year. :cool:

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>195267
folders, but I mostly just hoard flashes. I keep ero separate from the rest
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no :emo:

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

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for my media i use that program called hydrus that's like a local booru with password so i can tag them like in a booru :foruda: :foruda: :foruda: :foruda: :foruda: :foruda:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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