If there any little girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well below average in my country (Located in my mother's basement in Alabama)

2. Age: I am below 60, but above 40.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 1.9/10. First person sources: Two little girls at the playground screamed and ran away saying I was a "monster"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 4-10

2. Located in USA

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 White and or Asian

4. Willing to hop in my van (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )

im stuck in my overcrowded class and i need to pee(;ﾟ∀ﾟ) send help heyuri

Someone should make an imageboard where the politics boards bans IRL politics and forces you to roleplay in an elaborate fictional universe's politics, and where that story evolves over time from the best threads.

If there any boys on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in USA)

2. Age: I am below 22, but above 15.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 9.8/10. First person sources: Twelve boys in school said I was "sexy"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Male, Aged 35-50

2. Located in Europe or Americas

3. Doesn't have too many visible defects
3.1 Is fit (doesn't use electric shopping cart)
3.2 White, Asian or Latino

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )

Is it cold where you live? Or you can easily go outside wearing only shorts and shirt? Is it sunny or cloudy now? Was it cloudy or sunny all day yesterday? Tell the thread! Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

I'm turning 49 in a few weeks, and can no longer get erections without Viagra, which I used to take but my doctor says not to do that anymore either because of my heart. Over the past 2 years and 9 months (I've been keeping count), I have only been able to masturbate or have sex with Viagra. I have two tablets left.

I'll have one last jerk off and then the curtains will close. Saying goodbye to 49 years of fun with my best friend.
I'm heartbroken but have seen this coming since I stopped being able to get it up. I'd like to believe that maybe if my heart gets in better shape, I can start taking it again and cum again, but that seems like just a distant dream now.

If you are young and reading this, treasure what you have.

what fruits have you masturbated with? i've only done it with a banana peel

If there any girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in EU)

2. Age: I am below 20, but above 15.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 8/10. First person sources: three girls in my class said I was "charming"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 13-15

2. Located in Europe

3. Is cute

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe watch anime together later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )

Asked a girl out today. Got rejected.
Not the end of the world, but it still sucks.
What’s the move from here, bros?

I confess that I downloaded this film primarily because it tells the story of a beautiful 9-year-old girl who gets abandoned by her mother with a random adult man, and the two go on a road trip together.

But beyond being an entry in my collection of pedocore films, I found a more lasting appeal in the theme it conveys. The film follows 31-year-old German magazine writer and amateur photographer, Philip, who at the start of the film is taking a road trip across America struggling against writer's block to finish a story on a deadline. In a conversation with a friend he says that he has become "estranged from himself" and is told: "Why do you take so many pictures? It is because you need proof of your own existence, proof that your experiences happened." (I've paraphrased for brevity.)

For years I've felt adrift, unsure of who I am, and lately have taken to things like sharing poetry, blogging and photography to show others that I still exist. Even this film review it would seem, is that. Here I leave a little proof that I saw this film, that it moved me. When Philip becomes burdened with looking after Alice, the two go on a long trip seeking her grandmother's house, based only on her hazy memories and a few photographs. Whether or not they find her grandmother, it would seem that Philip does eventually find in Alice a more lasting proof of his existence. We are left with the impression that their road trip has cured his writer's block. But Alice's nonverbal answer the question "What are you going to do [when you get to Munich]?" leads us to wonder if Alice has become estranged from herself.

Like the other Wim Wenders films I've seen (Paris, Texas and Perfect Days), Alice in the Cities is slow-paced and wistful while still managing to be impactful. The events of the film unfold calmly amidst masterfully shot scenery, and the film does feel a bit like a dream. But unlike a dream, it will not soon be forgotten.

A very normal bear

We're gonna make hentai, FOAR MEN!!!!!!

Is there a cover of Betty The Liar with a symphonic or just different instrumental? I quite like the song, but hate the instrumental.

Pwease help Ayesha give birth by upvoting agreeing with this post.
For each agreement her cervix will dilate 1cm