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should I color myself green like anonymous or pink because I'm a human irl (´・ω・`)
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>>186370
thats the only other image i needed to fap too, TAKE THAT!!!(`∇´)
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>>186371
you fap to people swallowing their favourite drink? what a weirdo (´∇`)σ
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this was posted in my other thread after it got too old for heyuri to bump anymore so im posting it here because maybe nobody saw it
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help me choose her hairstyle
left is how i normally draw her, right is my attempt at copying the other guy but she came out looking kinda bratty (´~`)

I had the greatest masturbation of my life today. Because I used undress AI on my old high school crush. With normal porn, I felt no connection, but since I fell "true love" with this girl, it made it just that much more erotic. We had a few pictures of us together, I went back to our graduation ball video so I could find her,in my country they make girls wear maid outfits to graduate school. I undressed her using an AI, and masturbated. I felt a huge connection of love to her. But she was underage at the videos time, I fear I created child pornography.
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usa do send tons of information to europe of potential cyber-crimes.
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>>186301
I'm sure a lot of the professional looking fucked up violent CP shot in nice looking houses with no windows star kids who come from poor countries like moldova, trafficked by the alphabet boys
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Russia and Eastern Europe have always been big producers and distributors, in particular of boys.
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You did create something that is technically illegal in two ways (underage and creating the images without consent; at least you didn't share them publicly).
But what you should worry about is getting obsessed. Like you observed, this kind of material makes you feel a deep emotional connection, and it can get obsessive if you're the right kind of person who doesn't fall out of addictions eventually.
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lol FBI above me

First seat partner:
Black Woman
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Strange face
Weirdly long fingernails
- I saw that she had to use her knuckle to work the touchscreen when signing in, that's how long they were.
MASSIVE thighs
- She wasn't fat, she had som absolute breeding hips. Her thighs were maybe 1.5x mine in size.
Slept almost the whole way

Second seat partner:
Asian Woman
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Strange face, but Asian
Extremely tiny
Brought a hamburger of some kind with her
- Held it like a squirrel holds its food and ate it super cutely (now I understand people that find eating cute).
- Over the course of multiple hours, she ate about as much as I would have eaten in two bites.
Typed her text messages probably faster then I could talk
Spent a significant portion of the trip hunched over her phone looking at posts of interracial celebrity couples and then watching episodes of things they were in

Highlight:
In the station I saw a very small girl with very large breasts (relatively speaking). She had the kind of face where I wouldn't have been surprised either way to hear if she was 14 or 24. I don't know if her head even reached my neck, but I'm fairly certain each of her breasts would have easily been a full handful for me. There was not an ounce of excess fat on her, and she was wearing a tight top. It was extremely difficult not to stare at her, even as we passed right by each other and I would have been looking at the people in front of me.
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first two sucked but you should have wifed the third
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>>186380
I wish. I saw her for maybe 15 seconds, and I know I will think about her for a long time to come.
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last time i flew it was on spirit from atlanta to los angeles and i was seated in front of an orthodox jewish family and nothing ever since has made me more anti semitic

I finally started working on implement an expression system for my SVS project.
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I just realized I can't code anymore just looking at this. :biggrin:
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What's SVS? Elaborate
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>>186227
it's just a bit hard to read because of those long variable names and rather "compressed" lines (although to be fair I also try not to add newlines whenever I can), the only thing i dont understand is what "positive" means in that for loop, is it a macro perhaps?

hypothetically if my roommate killed herself this afternoon would it be ok to have sex with her body before informing her parents?
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i forgot to add i would only inform her family if they started to get suspicious after a few days so i would tell them 4 hours after..(not OP but i am 186112 kun)
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necrophilia is not illegal in itself, at least in burgerland. however, typically a law is broken getting to that point. for example, breaking and entering, trespassing, etc. but looks like you are in the green!
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>>186112
>I love suicidal girls
me too. they help alleviate my fears of long-term commitment.
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only one way to find out!!!
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I wouldn't touch it once rigor mortis sets in

Are you interested in joining the Heyuri Society of the Blind? :nyaoo:

On July 4th, we're organizing a group methanol-drinking party! :waha:
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guys i think this "blind society" is just a front
if you carefully read his post he said they will "drink" methanol (METH + AN(us) + lol(i))

who do you think was our last HUMAN president ?
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andrew jackson. last president to get the national debt to zero. indian trail of tears. my man.
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pez
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I miss pez too
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>186220
*pez uses side tackle and break your shoulder*
y-you do!!?!

is this normal in families?
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you don't do this? :unsure:
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cats do that
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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YES!!!!

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anyone liek pizza?

Just look at the puffy crust, the seasoning, that smooth texture, and oh god that cheese stretch. Fuck im cumming
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>>186303
mmm you liek that cp dont you. heres more links

https://up.heyuri.net/src/5970.gif
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pizza makes me very sleepy so i avoid eating it
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>>186304
>5970.gif
holy shit.. MOAR!!!11
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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i havent had pizza in 2 months :drool:

i had teh urge to read Kanon, but it feels so off to read a VN that set in winter when its hot outside! It feels it will ruin the feeling, guess Air would be more fit.... :sweat2:
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maybe if i put ice on MY BALLZ as i play!!! good idea!! :xd:
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kami-sama bless teh southern hemisphere. I'll play it :biggrin:
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trying to read SNOW too but the hot weather makes it feel out of place, unfortunately where i live it doesnt snow so i cant really feel like the game fits the weather
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just make some fake snow and throw it around ur room, then get a lot of fans and blast it in ur room
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>>186353
I've played teh first route and started teh second, i really like teh artstyle! I need 2 get back to it soon! :3

kfgl,.kkjl,mxc

regards my cat
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>>186155
there's no need to be jealous
we can both pet the cat and then we will accidentally touch hands while reaching to pet him, our eyes will meet for a moment that will feel like an eternity and then we will quickly pull away, not looking at each other while our cheeks redden, it will be like in the movies ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>186153
i tried this with mayonnaise
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>>186163
um, idk what to say.... i want 2 fuck teh cat. not you.
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>>186342
its to late you have to fuck OP
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vkjsduig!suibvb cmcmxcosasa.,

regards, puchiko

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Uhhhhh me on the right. :sweat2:

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( 'ー')ノ

On June 30th, at 5PM UTC (8pm moscow/istanbul time, something around 10am in America), I will be having a birthday party on https://townhall.heyuri.lol/

It wont last too long, so if you can stop by and say a few words, like "happy birthday", then that would be cool (´¬`)

If you would like to send me personal greeting, write a tripmail to "AMERICAu.c". (´人`)
or if its really private, you can leave me a message here: https://kuz.njournal.net/kontact/

My wife left me and this is my second birthday alone... (´人`)

( ̄ー ̄) But I'm not too bothered about that
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ill try my best to join!!!
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i will cuk u a caek!~
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hapuy early birthday i'll also try to makeit(´・ω・`)
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won't miss it :hokke:
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I'll be at work then so I'll just tell you now that your wife was a dumb bitch whore and you should find new happiness. and happy birthday! :biggrin:

whats stopping u from doing this?? fear?
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>>186339
my neck caint do dat
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LIER!!!

chiyo penguin! 🐧
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Who drew this? ImgOps isn't being helpful...

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