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THE PEOPLE'S IDOL!
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my shining star...

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I told myself if I waited until I was 50, I could have any little girl I want.
But I never got any money or a big ojisan PENIS!
What do I do now?
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i'll be your sugar baby if you get me a nintendo switch and mcdonalds :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>What do I do now?
embrace hag supremacy
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For the first time in my life, I am in agreement with Windows®
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do not listen to these fags, NEVER become a corpse fucker :glare1:
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>>162209
Just become a monk at this point

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I wrote a php forum from scratch!
https://forums.x220.net/showtopics.php?board=1

What do Heyurizens think? I apologize for shilling I'm not sure where else to show this off idunno you might find this interesting :cry:
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now do it in assembly
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become a koko developer!
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Cool website, looks very nice. What is it going to be about?
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>>162206
Thanks.
>What is it going to be about?
Not sure yet, probably just going to be random + testing stuff while I keep working on this.

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Is obesity moe? :kuz:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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:mona2:

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>162189
hes so cute
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The FBI already said "there is no client list". The Epstein List is a list of the cloned children who were mind programmed. Here are some of the names you will find on the Epstein List:

Sabrina Carpenter
Ivanka Trump
Britney Spears
Demi Lovato
Justin Timberlake
Miley Cyrus
Taylor Swift
Hilary Duff
Christina Aguilera
Zendaya
Jake Short
Selena Gomez
Zac Efron
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton

The "Samson Option" is the activation code for the Self-Destruction option in the mind controlled clones. And who knows how many people are clones at this point?

And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.” And I saw the seven angels which stood before God; and to them were given seven trumpets.” And the seven angels which had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound.” The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up. And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;” And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.” And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;” And the fourth angel sounded, and the third part of the sun was smitten, and the third part of the moon, and the third part of the stars; so as the third part of them was darkened, and the day shone not for a third part of it, and the night likewise.” And I beheld, and heard an angel flying through the midst of heaven, saying with a loud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth by reason of the other voices of the trumpet of the three angels, which are yet to sound!” And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit
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>>162130
>>162163
Me too. I was mkultraed at Disney World as a kid
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epsteins PENIS was about the size of a hard boiled egg and shaped like it too, needless to say i was very unimpressed!
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>>162130
a few more names to add to the LIST of MKULTRA mind control slaves that you will find on the Epstein List

Billie Eilish
Timothee Chalamet
Tom Holland
Chosen Jacobs
Justice Smith
Florence Pugh
Finn Wolfhard
Zach Hadel
Schoolboy Q
Nick Fuentes
NBA Youngboy
Childish Gambino
Simu Liu
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HITLER isn't on the list? It's all lies, then. :sweat2:
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>>162197
Anyone whos popular right now is MKultra! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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today i have learned the girlfriend doesn't refer to me as "boyfriend", she didnt do this with her past partners. should i give up and run away?
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NTR! :sweat:
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>she didnt do this with her past partners
what about the current ones? you know, apart from you
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whenever she calls you partner, ask her if shes a cowboy

then do a john wayne impression, make saying "partner" so embarrassing that she stops
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it's over for you anon:cry:
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date men and get aids (・∀・)

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I found this japanese movie called House (1977).
I'm only 14 minutes in but i know this is the kind of fil Heyuri will love :biggrin:

I can either host it myself on cytube or provide the file with subs embedded already. Let's agree ITT about when we can watch it
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1 HOUR FROM NOW, I REPEAT, 1 HOUR FROM NOW
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30 MIN. UNTIL IT STARTS
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STARTS IN 10 MIN.
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IT'S ON
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tuned in near the end, didn't know what was happening but i liek'd teh epic chair throw ヽ(´ー`)ノ

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Does anybody else hate when this happens?
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Who would sign her petition?
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>>162136
children watch television! how could the FCC allow such a despicable motion picture to be broadcast?
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>>162141
to propagandize viewers into demanding that AI be even more heavily censored and for less censored chinese alternatives to be banned
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>162119
i haven't considered that... i concede.

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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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I-I’m sorry, crab-sama…

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ATTEEEENSHUN!!!
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HAI
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cute! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>162178
zomg kiritan

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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SHINRYAKU! SHINRYAKU! SHINRYAKU! SHINRYAKU!
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>>162166
IKA MUSUME! KYU~N!

HOOOOOLY PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY CHEESEBURGERS! HEYURI-TAN HAS A HUGE STAR!!!!!!!1111!!!!1!11!!111!!!!!!
:astonish::dizzy::nyaoo2::mask::nigra::dance2::dance::onigiri::mona2::iyahoo::nida::banana::mona2::saitama::shii::longcat::tacgnol:

Your fortune: You just lost the game

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ZOMG
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Funny.
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>>162112
Who’s the bunny? I wanna squish its chubby cheeks!

Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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heyuri-tan is compensating for something 😏
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!


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My gf wants me to go shopping with her to buy her first bra, but I don't know anything about scary adult stuff! What did you do when your girlfriends started wearing bras Heyuri?
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I am sorry for derailing, Kiritan is irresistible!!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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My cat has been buying weird things behind my back. What do i do?
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>>162006
kurwa NEET kot
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Buy more! :happy:
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>>162006
Perhaps your cat is committing credit card fraud, just like this fish! :sweat:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pkh2u0SRWdQ
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steal her for urself!
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I would eat him :biggrin:


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