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every heyruizen is one of these three i believe ( ´ω`)

how do you treat bugs?

Vocaloid is a tough sell with a niche Western following — and unsurprisingly so. For the unacquainted, the lowdown here is a synthetic voice, modelled on specifically recorded samples from human singers but programmed as midi to voice any lyrics with a range of possible timbre modifications. This software typically comes attached to a luridly marketed, tightly licensed anime avatar (vocaloid being of course a primarily Japanese phenom), and its instrumentals tend to take its synthetic qualities in their stride with ultra-digital production stylings and hyperactive arrangements. If you ever get a chance to hear a proper karaoke freak take a shot at a vocaloid track in the flesh, you get a good grip on the edge of your seat and hold on for all that's dear.


Hatsune Miku, warrior queen of the new musics
The upshot is overstimulating and at times frankly exhausting, but beyond that, I doubt I'm alone in instinctively associating vocaloid with something sinister and distinctly male auteur-shaped: popular vocaloids are almost exclusively female whereas the vast majority of their frontrunner producers are men writing first-person lyrics for mouthpieces explicitly aged as minors (Hatsune Miku at 16, Kagamine Rin at 14). It's a more complex story than projected male fantasies or unchecked indulgence—many of the most recognisable and reputable faces in contemporary J-Pop have their roots in vocaloid (Yoasobi, Kenshi Yonezu, Ado, REOL), while the vocaloid fanbase boasts 50:50 gender parity (not to be confused with the ~80% male V-tuber fanbase!)—and yet, even the most tasteless or unsavoury content I've sampled from J-Pop's cracked-out underbelly was underscored by some indication of earnest expression or willing participation. Vocaloid's uncanny girl-puppetry is thornier to reckon with.

Take Inabakumori and our present case study, his 2019 debut Anticyclone: if you're perturbed by the thought of a male producer, in his mid-20s at the time, using a synthetic voice derived from an elementary school girl to fuel jagged indie rock stormers with distinctly mature perspectives on social awkwardness, emotional turmoil and faltering self-expression, then you simply have your head screwed on right. And yet, there's more than meets the eye here; if Inabakumori is one of many cases where vocaloid invites critical scrutiny, there are several respects in which his take on the form can also reward it (beyond the fact that he sees off a number of indecently well-constructed pop songs).

Let's start with the vocaloid herself. Inabakumori is unusual among vocaloid producers in that he primarily uses Kaai Yuki, who in turn is unique among vocaloids in that her source recordings were provided by a nine-year-old girl and her mascot-character (licensed and designed by the same studio that programmed her) is explicitly of elementary school age. If this immediately screams recipe for disaster, rest assured that Inabakumori's lyrics are not sexual (although many points state or imply a male addressee and the narrator of some tracks is preoccupied by her failure to declare or navigate romantic feelings), and the vocaloid community has shown encouraging rigour in policing the use of Kaai Yuki for perceivably sexualised material. No need to fear the worst, as many caught the wrong side of the Japanese language barrier routinely do.


All the childish fragility you can unbox, break and remake at the touch of a button (trans: Vocaloid Elementary School Student / Kaai Yuki)
The 'creepiness' here is more insidious, partially for aesthetic reasons—it's inherently discomforting to hear the facsimile of a small child asphyxiating herself over phrasings few adult lungs could sustain—but also through Anticyclone's lyrics, as we will soon see. However, in both cases the effect stems from how Inabakumori treats Kaai Yuki's childishness as dislocated and unnatural. He has specifically credited her for a cool demeanour disproportionate to her age, and his music is full of touches that play against her archetype, rather than indulging it for moe kitsch. We hear this best on "Loop Spinner" (#5), a hysterical slew of gymnastic hookwork that summersaults right over the bar of pop ecstasy. It takes until the first chorus for the 'loop' in question is shown to be the same circuitous pish constantly piped into every radio victim's headphones, promises of reciprocated romance, unending gratification et al.:

好きって言葉
saying "I love you":

くるくるくる回るその言葉
round and round and round, those words fly

唇介して思い果たそう
from my lips to bring the feeling to life

繰り繰り繰り返す
again and again and again,

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Need otouto and being the slightly older onee san forever... The loli never leaves you and when you notice it you want to loli again, anyone else???

Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to austrian throne murdered earlier today at around 11 am

If there any little girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well below average in my country (Located in my mother's basement in Alabama)

2. Age: I am below 60, but above 40.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 1.9/10. First person sources: Two little girls at the playground screamed and ran away saying I was a "monster"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 4-10

2. Located in USA

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 White and or Asian

4. Willing to hop in my van (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )

Why is she doing this?

if you were the opposite sex in an alternate universe (or simply born the opposite sex), how different do you think you would be from who you are now? both personality wise and physically.

for example, if you are a lolicon, would your genderswap enjoy shota instead? or continue being a lolicon?; would you style your hair differently? be thinner or fatter? do you think you would differ socially from how you are now? and what your cup size/ PENISsize would be

be as detailed as you wishor call me a faggot

though i know all the men here would be the tomoko kuroki stereotype as a girl

rawr!

did anyone ever get on heyuri townhall?
has it always been inactive? or does no one care anymore

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

is being retarded moe?

This doll climbed a whole mountain all by herself. What have you done lately?

If there any girls on Heyuri or any heyurizens that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Unpredictible income. Sometimes lots of money, sometimes none at all, depends on what is my business at a given time.

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: probably decent, I can't judge. I had two girls chasing me in highschool but I ignored one and broke heart of the other one when she got too annoying.

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You know it already

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Anyone, preferably female aged 15-20, the closer to that the better

2. Located in Poland and of polish nationality or a nationality that I don't find too annoying + exceptions

For everyone:
3.1. Able to trip alone
3.2. Doesn't moan for drugs and money (I am not a bank nor a pharmacy)
3.3. Enjoys things but is not addicted to anything (including nicotine and alcohol too )
3.4. Not significantly mentally ill from drugs, no significant permanent damage from drug use
3.5. Confidential
3.6. Able to read long posts
3.7. Hates government


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