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We will watch Abenobashi Mahou☆Shoutengai (2002) this Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]


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"...Your wrists, ankles, knees and hips will be strapped to a metal frame to hold your body in that position. The frame is designed for doggie fuckin’, your ass up in the air, sex organs exposed, your tits hangin’ down on each side of a metal support bar, knees spread about twelve inches, position similar to that of a bitch dog in heat, right in the middle of the floor so we can set on the couch and in chairs, and watch. I’m going to rub canine breeder’s musk on your back, the back of your neck, and on your sex organs. Now I have three dogs. All of ‘em’s male, cause I don’t need any fuckin’ pups. One of ‘em is a very large German shepherd that is always horny, and he loves it when I bring him in the house to fuck a woman. After I let him in the house, he’ll sniff around you a little bit and, within a minute, he’ll be mounting you. There’s about a 50–50 chance which hole he’ll get his PENIS into, but it doesn’t seem to bother him whether it’s the pussy or the asshole. His PENIS is pretty thin. It goes in easy, but it’s about ten inches long and when he gets completely excited, it gets a hell of a knot right in the middle of it. Now I’ve had slaves tell me that it feels like they got a baseball inside of ‘em. It doesn’t take long. He’s gonna hump you real fast for about three or four minutes. And while he’s doin’ it, he’ll wrap his front legs around your chest to hold himself in position. And, in the process, he’ll probably scratch your tits up a little bit, with his claws. ..."
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Uhhhhhhhh wtf? :sweat2:

:sage:
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>>176650
Yeah...
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cute :love:
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I will name him Gerard.
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I name him... Chef

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Which STYLE do you typically use on teh Heyuri?
I like Ayashii.
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Heyuri Classic :cool:
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sakomoto 4evar
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ayashii 4 life
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As of last few weeks, Burichan :nyaoo-closedeyes:
Before that I was using Fuuka

I'll eventually go back to Heyuri Classic & Sakomoto
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>I like Ayashii.
We have an Ayashii theme on Uploader@Heyuri with the most recent update, u should check that out too :biggrin:

My daughter's birthday is coming up, she's going to be 9 soon. What should I get her as a present?

She's a bit tomboyish and interested in science. I was thinking I would get her a telescope so we can look at the stars together. There are ones that are under $150, but are they any good? I've never used a telescope before. I was also thinking I would get her a little plastic terrarium thing and a net so we can go catch bugs and frogs and things.
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>>176662
sharp nipples like real children have for that brief peroid of time :blush:
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>>176664
>sharp nipples like real children have for that brief peroid of time
ugh real children have sharp nipples for that brief peroid of time?
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>>176665
yes, for a moment during puberty their nipples are way bigger compared to this as a whole and their tits are more like pyramids rather than round meat sacks, have you never looked at kids? :nyaoo2:
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>>176626
buy her a mineralogy/geology book. She can explore anything anywhere. The Audubon series of books for animals are great as well, as are field guides to your local climate
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>>176634
there is a deafening lack of them (´~`)

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wahooo
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>>176638
Other hand on the boobs, idiot. :sweat3:
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>>176621
good gravy that lady is displaying her underwear
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this is hiro untill proven its not hiro.
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>this is hiro untill proven its not hiro.
Not enough mold, trash bags, or dead bugs to be hiro
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SHHH!

its HIRO untill she post that its not HIRO!!!

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i saw a few videos of this guy
i don't understand the technical details but modern games do look like crap
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the example on the left is probably pre-rendered :rolleyes:
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ai peak make another peak 🗻 gaming is saved
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I don't play much games to speak, but I feel like people who care to play games are concerned about graphics too much

Just make a fun gaem like Japanese RPG games from a few decades ago with good music, interesting story/sexy characters and a world that would make me kill myself if I knew if I would reincarnate at.

Gaem or not I'm not really interested in what some ugly nigra FBI agent is up to :xp:
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its always people people baiting and haev fun calling modern games bad while they dont play games themself. Modern graphics can look absolutely fantastic, re9 is such an example. crimson desert looks insane good graphic wise. But totality agree with >>176671
that good graphics = good game, and this is in general an overall view amonger gamers. But having good graphics also make things a hell a lot of fun!

bf2 = 1000% better than bf6!

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dodge this!:cool:
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>>176656
reminded me of darude sandstorm :sweat:
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>>176656
is that the best you can do? :yawn:

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TEH VIRUS HAS INFECTED ME. (・∀・)
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>>176566
Desire to smash with hammer .. rising. 🔨:dizzy:
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Hammer = come back stronger
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cute
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>>176564
This meme + character sucks. Death to koreans.
:ph34r:
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I bet u watch dubz :lolico:

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kuz brought the gabbagool
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ZOMG
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kuz when he has to sell hte gabbagool: >>176608
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SSHHHH! Speaking his name? Out loud like that?! DO YOU WANT TO GET US ALL KILLED?!

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Welcome, welcome to Heyuri dot net

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining image boards
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>>176511
word? that's really nice of you, you know? write me something cute to this email: happysaucer@gmail.com

just keep it classy man :lolico:
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>>176553
>just keep it classy man
1,000 pictures of my hairy ossan ANUS incoming!! :iyahoo:
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>>176553
ok ill email u now!
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>>176553
gmail :dark:

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Calm down ladies, one at a time :cool:
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PUSSY MAGNET
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I sleep in a big bed with my wife :huh:
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>>176519
picrel
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>>176588
god fukken damn those are cool

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THIS is a knife
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tsk, i see you've played knifey spoony before (;`-´)
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up for another round? :smile:
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YOU CALL THAT A KNIFE?
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that wasnt a knife ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>176619
alright you win (´~`)

SIKE

THIS IS A KNIFE

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desu
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>>176319
very pretty
>>176321
desuboku!
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>>176322
wut he lookin at???
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WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?
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>>176322
>>176326
That guy's cosplay of a fat nigger holding a McChicken is really really realistic!
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>>176322
Desu in modern times is beautiful :happy:

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look at this fat poster, he never stops eating ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>176603
I need to find that caterpillar naekd loli photo
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>>176609
Hell, I'd still hit it. :biggrin:
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>>176609
i think this guy used to make dojinshi about these creatures, i remember it was really hot. they were like, aquatic multi legged salamander lolis... i wish i could find that dojin

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>this is the last thing a tiny kurka sees
if i were 2 be killed, let it be a loli!
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TEH GUN WAS LOADED!? WHATT???!
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i-i...t... c..om.e... tr..ue...
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>>176583
>>176585
>>176587
do you guys know that feeling when you see something/someone so cute you think you might just die if you even touched it?
that's what i feel when i see yotsuba
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sustenance!


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