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hey... what the...!? :angry:
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that's sexual assault young lady! :angry:
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These "artistic" depictions of clothed, fat oji-sans are inherently sexualising and their distribution hurts real old guys by proxy, so therefor they should be banned immediately and made criminal to possess/view to the fullest extent the law allows.
Not to mention they're just plain creepy.
If you disagree you're a virgin loli with a tiny VAGINA and probably want to fuck old men yourself
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DAMN OJICONS!!!1 :angry:
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horror stream when?
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>>176243
I voted for it. 👍:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>176241
10 or 11 pm est would be good for me. possibly later but I can't guarantee I'd be able to stay awake
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In terms of live-action horror, we've previously already watched together on Heyuri Cytube:
- Ring (and maybe a sequel?)
- Dark Water
- Pulse/Kairo
- House
- Sweet Home
- Halloween
...and maybe others I'm forgetting
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>>176258
I don't remember seeing any of them. are you bullshitting me?
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>are you bullshitting me?
Noep. Ring and Dark Water were in 2023, the rest were all 2025

Halloween 2023 poll (we ended up watching Ring and Dark Water): https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1698772455.html
Halloween 2025 poll: https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1761424754.html
House stream thread (we watched Sweet Home afterwards): >>162051
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If there any girls on Heyuri or any heyurizens that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Unpredictible income. Sometimes lots of money, sometimes none at all, depends on what is my business at a given time.

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: probably decent, I can't judge. I had two girls chasing me in highschool but I ignored one and broke heart of the other one when she got too annoying.

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You know it already :nyaoo2:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Anyone, preferably female aged 15-20, the closer to that the better

2. Located in Poland and of polish nationality or a nationality that I don't find too annoying + exceptions

For everyone:
3.1. Able to trip alone
3.2. Doesn't moan for drugs and money (I am not a bank nor a pharmacy)
3.3. Enjoys things but is not addicted to anything (including nicotine and alcohol too :angry:)
3.4. Not significantly mentally ill from drugs, no significant permanent damage from drug use
3.5. Confidential
3.6. Able to read long posts
3.7. Hates government


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>>176100
>Unpredictible income.
Is that a polite way of saying you moan for drugs and money in another way? :unsure:
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>>176236
I make my extra money myself
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>>176237
I make my extra money prostituting myself*
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>>176252
No!
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>>176253
Is there a discount for ojisans? :love:
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rawr!
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>>176183
teh rawr xD
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Goddamn :nosebleed:
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im very scared :nosebleed:
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um... hello bear lady i'm lost. :cry: can you help me find my mommy?
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I... AM THE KING IN YELLOW
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:banana::banana::banana:
We do not accept you as our king. GTFO.
:banana::banana::banana:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Me on the right. :dance2:
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Gokicha!
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DIE ROACH DIE 🐛🔨:angry:
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:astonish:
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:onigiri: *dies from moe* :onigiri:
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:onigiri: *dies from moe* :onigiri:
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*gets resurrected from moe*
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youtsuba is so adorable I can't ev-
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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did anyone ever get on heyuri townhall?:nyaoo:
has it always been inactive? or does no one care anymore:blush:
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fireplace is closed because of aids
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Wait how do I join this??????
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https://townhall.heyuri.lol/
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Im fucking missing out into something awesome like this?
Fuck.... I need to play this NOW
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use #Warp do warp to rooms, you can see the participants count to see where everyone is
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Why is she doing this?
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>>176082
it's just scatfags that have been muddying the waters
no pun intended :vomit:
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>>176027
>The piss fetishists took over lately
Lately? Bruh, I've been posting piss related content for like 2 years.
The site is called 'hey, uri(nate)' for a reason, you know.
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>>176060
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>>176077
It's a cute version of my other known Moniker, PancerzonyMlecz, metal right?
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Bodily functionfags are all the same, there's no point in having wars about which ones grosser.
At the end of the day, we all like to see someone cute be disgusting and get instant relief after doing so.
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every heyruizen is one of these three i believe ( ´ω`)
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>>176156
did we watch the same show...? :glare:
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>>176174
what do you mean?
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I'd never let either of those low-testosterone nerd guys into my NEET cave, and if a girl ever came in she'd never leave.
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>>176190
> she'd never leave alive
fixed
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>>176152
I'm a satou. Dumb, but knowledgeable about things that make me happy. Major difference is he can communicate some, and he's physically attractive
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Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to austrian throne murdered earlier today at around 11 am :sweat:
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oh the horror :glare:
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Who cares, it's not like it's going to cause a big war :sweat3:
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now that the ayatollah and his family and hundreds of lolis have been murdered surely iran will surrender
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thats one epic mustache
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Nothing ever happens .. unless you live in the powder keg of Europe. :dark:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powder_keg_of_Europe
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Need otouto and being the slightly older onee san forever... The loli never leaves you and when you notice it you want to loli again, anyone else??? :blush::blush::blush:
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I dunno what ur saying LOL but yeah similar-age bro/sis wincest is great :biggrin:
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If there any little girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well below average in my country (Located in my mother's basement in Alabama)

2. Age: I am below 60, but above 40.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 1.9/10. First person sources: Two little girls at the playground screamed and ran away saying I was a "monster"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :kuma6:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 4-10

2. Located in USA

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 White and or Asian

4. Willing to hop in my van (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:)
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heyuri copypasta :biggrin:
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Nice try, buddy. :lolico:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>176198
are there rock CDs and beer too? :kuma6:
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PANTSU MOGIRE BEAM
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lol butt.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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