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HAPPY BAKA DAY


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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAA
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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What does English Beef even taste like?

MY EEEEEEEYESSSSSSS

Seriously, stop lying to yourselves: this isnโ€™t even a lazy remaster, itโ€™s an insult. If Nintendo were honestly selling this as a simple HD upscale, Iโ€™d be the first to cut them some slack. But to dare call this a "remake"? Don't make me laugh. A real remake modernizes gameplay mechanics and completely overhauls the game, just like Capcom does with Resident Evil or Square Enix with Final Fantasy VII. A remaster is just a fresh coat of paint on the graphics. And even then, the paint here looks pretty washed out.ย 

Just looking at the latest preview from the Nintendo Direct is a shock... but for all the wrong reasons. The Hyrule Field is still as desperately empty as it was back in 1998. We still have to sit through archaic loading screens just to enter the castle, all that to admire a magnificent static JPEG image in the background. Splendid modernity! As for the villagers in the courtyard, itโ€™s a total joke: they literally look like N64 models slapped with an HD filter. They have zero life in them, with their three ridiculous animations looping endlessly just like back in the day.ย 

Gameplay-wise, itโ€™s an absolute void. The mechanics havenโ€™t aged a bit: combat drags on, and weโ€™re still stuck with that prehistoric targeting system. So sure, the graphics are a tiny bit more detailed, but thatโ€™s the absolute bare minimum for a project of this scale. And despite that, we get competitive-level aliasing! Inside the Great Deku Tree, the spiderweb looks pitifully cheap, and the vines you climb are painful to look at. Don't even get me started on the art direction, which is a total failure: Link looks like a low-cost plastic figurine, trapped in a botched middle ground between semi-realism and cartoonish design.ย 

For a supposed "remake," logic dictates that they should have expanded the indoor and outdoor areas. We should have gotten a world that was both more modern and less linearโ€”a sort of sublimated Twilight Princess or an open world inspired by Breath of the Wild, while still preserving the DNA, the iconic art direction, and the structure of old Zelda games, but finally full of life.ย 

But go ahead, keep pre-ordering with your eyes closed and calling it a masterpiece. Itโ€™s precisely because of docile, easily pleased gamers like you that the video game industry is dead. Grow up a little.

As a massive fan of old-school Nintendo especially Zelda OOT and Twilight Princess (honestly, I couldn't care less about Mario) this upcoming "remake" is an absolute scam. I refuse to

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SHUT UP RINKU IS GOJASU
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i don't want to rant about this obvious copypasta... so i'll just say that this new(ish) remake fad is yet another cancerous tumor for gheyming, which was already at stage 4. learn to ignore them and enjoy the originals!

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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Embodiment of BAKA.

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(;ยดะ”`) noooo teh poor ratte,,,
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Big fat rat ass
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>>193242
teh rat shaking its ass gets me everytiem :xd:
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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do they not have a way to warn each other to not follow them in the sticky trap (;ยดะ”`)
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>>193315
mmm cheessy~ (ยด๏ฟข`)

While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat Touhou 12.8 Great Fairy Wars.
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I mistook the name input thing for the replay name, so named it wrong...

Anyway despite being normal mode this felt at least hard difficulty or maybe something like extra (I mean I one tried Touhou 6 on hard when I tried it a couple months ago, and I definitely didn't one try this).
Also it says times cleared 3, but I'm assuming that counts continues, cause I only 1CC'd it once.
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i just beat my dick
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i wasn't wasting my life on the internets. i beat Mega Man 5. (๏ฟฃใƒผ๏ฟฃ)

I just got banned on another image board and the reason was that I broke the following law
>18 U.S. Code ยง 1466A is a federal law that prohibits the knowing production, distribution, receipt, or possession of obscene visual depictions of minors in sexually explicit conduct, even if the images are fictional, drawn, or computer-generated
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250 years old country btw
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Whatever chan that is, is really ghey
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It's your moral duty to break unjust laws

Top 10 saddest moments :cry:
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Top 10 moments before RAEP

What should I make for Cirno Day Dinner?
Also draw Chiruoughnaouh
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I'm worken on an flahs, stay tuned!

I saw a screenshot of this video game, and I wanted to find out what it is. I was going to post it here, because I figured someone here would know, but I accidentally deleted the pic. :cry:

It looked like an MS-DOS era (or maybe PC-88 or PC-98) RPG game. Perhaps it was an indie game, but if so, it emulated the retro style extremely well. The image showed a character sheet with the usual stats, but the character was a loli. The anime artstyle was very much 80's or early 90's. One distinctive feature was that it said "normal diet" to the right of the character. Everything was written in English.

Does anyone know what I'm talking about? :unsure: I offer this gift of baby she-goat to anyone who can tell me what gaem this is.

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

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>>193279
Happy to help! Plus I love the game so I'll take any excuse to talk about it. Did you know they made an anime made of Princess Maker 2+3???
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>>193283
No, I didn't know anything about this until now. I didn't know it had ero scenes either, but apparently it does. :blush:

Do you know if the English version has pr0n scenes or what? Apparently there is a Steam version, but they removed them?
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>>193284
Also, I like the game's art style and music, so I will check out the anime.
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Found version with uncensor patch!

https://nyaa.si/view/1036546

I just extract the files into the folder right? :unsure: Is there a cheat I can use to instantly sex my daughter? I need it for game testing purposes.
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What do you mean I can't dress my 11 year old in leather dominatrix garb!? :angry:

I'm addicted to this shit. I really felt when she said "Als ein kleines Kind war ich ein Thรคlmannpionier" "Jetzt bin ich ein Freie Deutsche Jungendfunktionรค"
Someone please delete this video from the YouTube and from my SSD
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Unmรถglich du wirst fรผr immer ein Kamerad bleiben und der DDR dienst erfรผllen:cool:๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

rest in peace great chairman. i miss you :cry::cry:

Cirngirl Genyis

I was raped :dark:
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>>193227
/j/ thread belongs on /j/
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If you didn't dress like whore this wouldn't have happened, at least someone made use of your fat body
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congratulations OP :dance::dance:

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

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>>193228
Nice. :lolico:

CIRNO SEX! CIRNO SEX! CIRNO SEX! CIRNO SEX! โ›„๐Ÿ†
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BAKA! :angry:

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