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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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meow.
M30W~!!!!11!
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duce! duce! duce!
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DOO CHAY! DOO CHAY! DOO CHAY!

Post your number :dark:
bonus points: Why you are the way you are
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>24
WTF :dark:
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>>196985
normal people like you shouldnt be allowed on here :worry2:
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>>196845
>I don't think this thing was made with 30+ year old virgin NEETs in mind
it wasn't made with anyone over 30 in mind... (^_^;)
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64+29+90=183
Not too bad. Some were confusing because I never went to college but did some things after highschool, I should be more or less right on this though. As for why I'm like this, mostly autism and other mental disorders that scare people away. I get along with autists though and met enough through the internet to not be as lonely. All I need to be happy are imageboards, but unfortunately they're dying out. That's my special interest in life, and my happy place. Why would you want to be normal anyways? Normal people grow up to work eat sleep and do nothing else, cogs in the machine. No wonder playing with toys is listed as a really bad thing, the author of that picture thinks you should be normal. Lame. :nyaoo:
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:wink:

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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What's the most embarassing thing you've said or done while drunk?
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>>196860
I said that Mia Khalifa was hot. She isn't even my type. I don't know what I was thinking.
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Stumbled home drunk at 6am one day and took the elevator up to my floor. Well I tried to. I accidentally went to the wrong floor, and then when it opened I accidentally threw up all over the new neighbor as she was trying to leave for work :xd:

I got embarrassed, got out on her floor and stumbled past her. I made it to the far end of the hallway to take the staircase back to my actual floor.. and managed to trip halfway down the staircase.

Had a bloody nose, and me and my boyfriend were supposed to go meet the girl id just puked on after she was done with her work shift that night
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I look at myself in the mirror of drunk
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>>196860
Nothing because I get drunk alone in my room :cool:
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>>196994
now that's embarrassing

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So, I forgot that I own heyaoi.com (yes I accidentally bought .com instead of .net, I was probably drunk :glare1: )
Should I do finally do something with it? Or should I just let it not renew? It looks like at some point in the past I linked it to a frantech server and I think I remembering putting up a joke landing page for it, but that no longer goes anywhere, and there's no entry for it on the server I do still have.
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make it a heaven for /j/eyurizens

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I keep having bad memories of something retarded I did, how do you wipe that memory from existance forever?
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Learn from it. Let it help you become a better individual. It only bothers you much because you can't honestly tell yourself that you have learned that lesson.
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Full frontal lobotomy! :biggrin:
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Practice mindfulness. It helps reduce and disable useless/harmful mind chatter (including replays of traumatic experiences), putting you more "in the moment" and allowing you to think clearly
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get abducted by aliens
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Usually when that happens to me I just remember that I'm basically a different person now than the one I was when I was younger, and we all did stupid shit we'd like to forget about.

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>196939
gen z discovered rule 63
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>>196964
allegedly....
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internet is healing (*゚∀゚)
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>>196963
or british boys are just kind of catty compared to other cultures...
also lots of female bullying is physical, at least in non-white majority places.
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>>196983
I agree unironically. Genderbending characters is an age old internet tradition. A rule 63 meme in the year of our lord is a breath of fresh air.

I'm leaving this Illya here for a sec. Can you watch over her while I'm gone?
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I think she's turned into an emo.
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SOMEON STOLE MY ILLYA!!!!
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jiiii
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>>196883
oh well, rape correction it is!
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Hey guys sorry I took so long I was-

>>196923
OH WOAH WOAH WAIT WHAT?!

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This game sucks. :angry:

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i could accomplish so much if i didn't feel the compelling need to masturbate every night
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most nofap shit is bullshit but a lot of people in general just succumb to immediate desires, of which jacking off is still a big one


5 and 6 in >>196777 seem like the most effective bits
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>>196777
>deleting all porn from my devices
did that yesterday since i always had that thought of having the safe space where i always could go to, now i am forced to turn around my life (be more social (mostly woman since i have Z E R O interactions with woman (can someone give me tips to meet more woman in social spaces not online (for partner reasons (the loneliness is eating me i can't take it anymore))))
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>>196967
tip no 1. go to the gym
tip no 2. stop giving a fuck about girls
tip no 3. read the art of seduction and foremost take notice what repulses people
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>>196778
>it wasnt easy to stop lurking harmful websites but leechblock extension helped both on pc and android
Sir why don't you block these specific sites via Ublock with a custom filter example: ||4chan.org^
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>>196970
I actually did that, lol. :biggrin: Except that it was easy to disable just one extension, so I needed a second one. I still sometimes were disabling both of them, but the more friction the better.

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olá. bom dia. hoje é terça-feira. eu estou estudado português há uma semana. Não tenho estudado muito por que ja falo espanhol. quando estava na escola, aprendi espanhol, e por que português e espanhol tem muitas semelhanças, ja posso ler. falar e ainda difícil. provavalmente vou cometer erros na minha gramatica e no meu vocabulario.

algumas cosas que aprendi:

1) no brasil, eles usam "você" com todo o mundo. no portugal, eles usam "tu" e "você." quando brasileiros usam "tu", eles usam a conjugação de "você". No brasil, não é "tu falas", mas "tu fala", como "você fala."

2) portugues tem vogais nasais como francês, mas portugues tem mais que francês. não são difícil.

3) O português do brasil é mais facil de comprender que o português do portugal.

Eu gostei muito desta idioma. provavalmente vou continuar aprendendo, mas quero aprender outros idiomas também. quero aprender russo ou mandarim.
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Além de, "cock" é "pau" e "cunt" é "buceta" :biggrin:
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NO HABLA ESPANOL MOTHERFUCKER :angry:
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>>196901
if you're trying to tell someone not to speak spanish, it would be "no hables español". if you're trying to say that you don't speak spanish, it would be "no hablo español".
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>>196899

4) Queres aprender a língua dos macacos por ser mais fácil.
5) Se queres aprender Português, aprende o Português original, e deixa de ser nigger.
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>>196924
é mais facil ouvir os brasileiros. quando ouço os portugueses, não posso entender as palavras. quando ouço brasileiros, é fácil. não disse que português do brasil é mais fácil de aprender, apenas de ouvir.

eu gosto do português de portugal também. originamente, ia o aprender.

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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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I think the symbol at the end is supposed to be a dildo .. :sweat2:
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so thats where i dropped my dildo..

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today is a big day, im throwing a party and ill be trying to invite girls, all random students from other unis

ill try to get twice as many girls as there is guys so that i could call more guys in case there is too many, and in case half of them dont come ill still have just enough for everyone

there is gonna be like 4 or 5 guys in total, ill be inviting with one more friend since we are the best looking ones, i alreayd stated that i decide which ones i like and give the rest to others for this sacrifice! im gonna be the primary talker

we will have tons of alcohol, super cute waffles, food in general, cola, music, a projector, weed, and a designated puking bowl

if they get convinced ill be handing notes with address and contact

what can go wrong????

anything for cuddling and smooching and manko

what else should i buy or do?
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>what can go wrong????
no one comes...
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party hard
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you bringing out your chen costume and talking about yuri yuri ~! :x3:
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I was one of the girls Rabbitfield invited, and he was really rough with me, and his pen0r tore up my manko (;´Д`) I'm thinking about opening a criminal complaint for rape

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Destroy this image in any way you can think of
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id sex the doll
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>>196797
why is it that when rabbitfield sexes the doll nobody bats and eye, but when I do it I am told to kms (;´Д`)
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>>196820
a comfy rabbitfield means more cocky lunarians feel safe enough to post cute butts and fluffy tails
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cholesterol
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Gentlemen of Heyuri. What are you thoughts on hot, gay sex? Let us discuss at great length.:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>196940
...Maybe boy love doesn't rule...
(⋗ཀ ⋖″)
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>>196942
this is a thing that should invite humility. let your fantasies be rich and healthy, but your children not be gay
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>>196943
Yes. In my world, I am Haruhi and am surrounded by beautiful boys who deeply care for each other, and not fat uggo bearded men!
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what makes you think there are homos on heyuri?

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