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i sounded without lube :cry:
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did it bleed?
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>>181159
no. it was with one of those silicon ones, like 3mm, with the tiny beads. im not sure how long it is, but it was 5 beads in. after that it hurt too much to push further. it hurt like hell pulling it out.

would do it again
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sounding sounds genuinely painful :sweat2:
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why...

Can I teach in heyuri? Does anyone wanna learn how to, KJG(sorta, not in style) your art? Your style? Yeah it's not tied to any style, so, rather mathemathical. But maybe not really. Also I have some, allergies or oversight, so, should I even teach?
It's an advice I was given, and it's not even Buddhist, so, maybe we trade, enable for enable, fun for fun.

Asks and answer, as long as in topic
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So this is how teh master does it :astonish:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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post more vids :smile:

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th-they have a mind of their own! (;゚Д゚)
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES :worry2:
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I'M RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN TOWARDS THEM ε≡Ξヽ( ^Д^)ノ

I've been trying to write a book but i have no ideas on what to write (;´Д`)

my idea is a novella where, while having the same characters, each chapter can more or less stand on its own. i also want it to be eroi. you guys are much more degenerate than me, so please give me some ideas.
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I've been reading a bit about writing in the 19th Century and one thing that struck me is how derivative it was. As you know people at that time had major respect (though starting to decline) for the Old Masters and part of your learning was to copy from their work very directly so you could pick up the right techniques. This applied to writing also. For example Oscar Wilde's writing was known by his contemporaries to be heavily influenced by French modernists and certain English forbears--to the point of being accused of plagiarism. For example his book 'Portrait of Dorian Gray is based of a french novel with a similar theme called 'Au Rebours';

"The publication of The Picture of Dorian Gray in 1891 revealed the main influence quite definitely, for, apart from the fact that Wilde's novel
bears many obvious echoes of the most remarkable of French
decadent novels, the A Rebours of J. K. Huysmans, which
Arthur Symons has called " the breviary of the decadence,"
it contains the following passage which, although A Rebours
is not named, is generally understood to refer to that book,
even if the fact were not otherwise obvious
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"His eyes fell on the yellow book that Lord Henry had
sent him. What was it, he wondered. He went towards
the little pearl-coloured octagonal stand, that had always
looked to him like the work of some strange Egyptian bees
that wrought in silver, and taking up the volume, flung himself into an arm-chair, and began to turn over the leaves.
After a few minutes he became absorbed.
" It was the strangest book he had ever read. It seemed
to him that in exquisite raiment, and to the delicate sound
of flutes, the sins of the world were passing in dumb show
before him. Things that he had dimly dreamed of were
suddenly made real to him. Things of which he had never
dreamed were gradually revealed.

This book so revealed Dorian Gray to himself that he became frankly the Due Jean des Esseintes of English literature. There are differences, to be sure, and the sensations

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>>147344
u say charles isnt cool but did YOU have SEX with this qt? heh, tought so. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>147392
i mean... it sounds a bit too extreme for my tastes tbh, but i just wanted to make sure that you know that i read it xD

actually, the idea generally is interesting, but your use of language when describing the "moralfaggot scum" kind of contradicts your own prescribed ideal of everyone should be left alone in the pursuit of the values which are dearest to them. so that's my only objection.
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>>147392
unless i just misread the irony and that's exactly what you mean. in which case is 100% fire!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
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test

I've arrived at Solaceon town.
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>>181195
Noseybonk should finish the rest of his team off.
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>>181196
It's another example of endeavour
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Brine should take from here.
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Alright that's it for the day we still need a name for toxicroak any suggestions?
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>>181199
groke? after that thing from the moomins that kills everything it touches?

This is the resort I forgot even existed...

GIMME TUTORIAL TO REFLECTIONREFRACTIONTRANSLUCENCY
ANIMATION

NOW!

ALSO THEY ALL MUST BE IN 600K PROFIT-SALES
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t******.com :dark:
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>>181165
giggling like a titfuck, you are really only good at spreading legs huh, enjoy i guess. it's a religion, sometimes its just forget shit.
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>>181168
what about. only casual spoiled socialfucks here
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harro :hokke:
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:( my patient thread deleted, buncha drunks trying to shorten everyone.

Dig up old stuff from your hard drives and reminisce on ye olde times.
Post your favorite old memes and OCs! :DDD:iyahoo:
And maybe new ones if you could...ヽ(´ー`)ノ:af2:

Your fortune: You have cancer

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Heyuri, please give me your favorite MMDs.

Another milestone! (´ω`)ゞ
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you got banned from ALL xenforo forums? lol
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Speaking of XenForo, I hate https://vocaverse.network so much. It's somehow even worse than the Vocaloid subreddit.
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Speaking of forum engines, isn't Discourse the worst shit ever made? Like all the "modern web", at first it looks lightweight, but then
> Unfortunately, your browser is unsupported. Please switch to a supported browser to view rich content, log in and reply.
Why would you need all that for such a simple task as rendering a thread with one or two images attached?...
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You can't say that and not share what shota piece got you b&'d.
>>180914
>aeonian wampyrical boy in a shota body
You're now the second person I know who calls themselves that.
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>>181155
I wonder if Kyaradain-sensei is a man or a woman. The way (s)he draws sex and the emphasis on otokonoko makes me think "man", but the way his/her characters are drawn kind of reminds me of female artists like Dhibi-sensei, and the kemobara wolves in the beastman manga completely throw me off.

Hey,

For the past year I’ve been thinking about makin a website that people might actually enjoy using, maybe something that could last long-term, like 4chan. It’s a bit of an abstract idea, I know, and I’m not expecting anything huge to come of it.

I’m not too focused on longevity or scale, at ALL right now, I’m more interested in what people would actually want from something like this. So I’d appreciate any honest input: what kind of features, format, or community structure do you think would make a site ACTUALLY worth visiting, aside from nekos?
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>>180697
>>180755
post moar! or at least give the name
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>>180706
Given that, where would you actually recommend looking for those kinds of scripts or examples?
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there are already many boards that cover pretty much every interest i have that work without js so i'm good with that. i just wish 4chan and teh social media internetz (disc*rd, tikt*k, inst*gram..) would go away forever
so instead of making yet another cool internet IB let's make teh epyc heyuri terrorist haxx0r group and fight!! :angry: !! :cool:
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A good userbase and shared interests. Technical things matter and give a place character, but are secondary to having interesting people there to talk to.
OP have you done any webdev before or are you just spitballing? I wouldn't recommend it, it's a ridiculously fiddly process, I'd probably just play with writing toy CGI scripts for a while.
>>180702
CSS is essential for having a sane layout, let alone a nice looking website, but going without JS is pretty easy. It's a bit janky, but you can even do live updates by splitting up a page into three CGI scripts: One for sending a post/message, one for viewing an extant thread/message-log, and one just to hold the other two. The post CGI can reload without disturbing the page, and the send one can either reload on a timer or just never finish loading. I'm pretty sure that's how COMCHAT works, and it's how my website works...It's probably not a problem if I post it here, right?
https://refi-kyuru.enia.net/
**Ah. Fuck. I haven't posted here in a month.**
Also if it explodes, it's because my jewish ISP wants to charge me $10/mo to upgrade from 2GB -> 4GB of RAM (No really, they're literally HQ'd in Israel) and I was an idiot and used a VM-based language for CGI scripting so it's constantly running into memory issues.
Does anyone here have any suggestions on server providers?

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Biggest highlight for me was when Blaauw said they added Gaussian noise to the model's view of its previous output to stop it from becoming over-dependent on its own previous output and make it agile to its own mistakes. I thought that was quite clever.
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miku science
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I vividly remember seeing this video

What are the coolest looking personal websites you've ever seen? like an artists portfolio or simply a Blog... I need some sort of inspiration
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>>180835
those are some amazing legs
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>>180957
eenoa.com
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I'm of the opinion that the nostalgia for personal webpages is completely overrated. HTML/CSS as a whole is a poor medium for visual design, and was never meant to really serve more than CERN's internal technical encyclopedia. We've spent the last three decades forcing it to be the everything format, but it's really obvious once you start play with formatting that everything beyond a linked encyclopedia is a complete kludge. Static HTML is at least easy enough to write but your website is completely autistic (one sided, non-verbal) unless you rely on some centralized third party format (Email, D*scord, etc.) to contact other people. Dynamic HTML is a huge pain in the ass to write yourself; even just setting up a VPS and managing a bunch of CGI scripts, though not hard for a technically minded linux autist, is way out of the league of anyone who isn't a massive nerd.

You also have the problem of most people who host webpages being boring and having nothing to say, at least not with some kind of "architecture" around them to plug themselves into. So you're left with things like Neocities being mostly comprised of awkward graphic design experiments and pointless blogs.
I can't exclusively blame HTML for reality failing to live up to the cool Japanese turn-of-the-millenium "teenagers in underground dance clubs creating doomsday cults" thing you see in Lain or TSC, but maybe you get what I mean.

In spite of that I still have a collection of personal websites that manage to be cool regardless, so I can at least dump a bunch on you anyways in exchange for reading my textwall.

I'm in no way a Lolita guy or even a Fashion guy but my favorite is this Lolita Fashion themed homepage:
https://ita.toys/
This feels more like an extension of the author's fashion sense than a webpage, it's so fucking cool. Also, in case my earlier tirade against HTML didn't make sense, take anything from the scans section and look at how pretty and cool the layout and visual design on any of those magazines is. The bleeding edge of web design in 2026 is barely meeting 90's-00's print magazines halfway.

https://campanella999.de/
Here's one of my friend's personal webpages, with some of his own art, some film, anime and game fanpages, and translations, very cool guy.

https://handprint.com/HP/WCL/water.html
A watercolor painter's webpage, a ton of information of paint, pigments, color theory, watercolor history, etc. that's hard to come across anywhere else on the net. Also a really well designed "minimalist" website that actually looks nice.

https://jaharrison.me.uk/index.html
I found this one while looking for information on the math behind bell acoustics, this kind of design is basically what HTML was made for.

https://pigmhall.net/menu.html
A really cute loli artist's electronic music and music video CDs.

http://number2-takuji.com/
A lot of eromanga artists have cute personal pages like this. I'm too dekinai to really browse them properly, and a lot of them are on now defunct geocities clones so you can only dig 'em up on Archive. There's a lot more cool stuff on the Japanese web in general.

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>>181012
It's illusion magic. Flandre is a stick legged loli vampire but horny geezers become easy prey if she makes them see juicy daikon legs instead.
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un-autosage this thread! it hasnt died yet!

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GIMME SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX!!! :angry::angry::angry::angry:
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here's sex
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>>181002
that's not sex!!
where's the VAGINA? ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>180993
ive been searching for this video for so long thank you anon
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sex \(^o^)/ ( ´∀`)つ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

We!

We are!

The Heyurizens!
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tahs freakin' awesum! :onigiri:
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!FOR THE STRANGE WORLD SEPARATIST FRONT!
!!!BANG BANG BANG!!!

These attacks will continue until the unlawful occupation of the Strange World Commonwealth by the Heyurian Sultanate ceases!
We will no longer tolerate this cruel oppression, and we demand freedom and reparations!
LONG LIVE STRANGE WORLD!
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>>181109
:worry::worry::worry: soembody do sumthin'!
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>>181122
d-do something...? very well, i will join them!
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>>181145
can't beat them, join em. 🔫ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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