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I would like for all of us to be nice to Iruyeh-tan
the more we are nice to her the more she will become good and the less fail threads we will have (ยดไบบ๏ฝ€)
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If she dresses like this more often, I will be nice more often :nosebleed:
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is that... IRUYEH-TAN WITH HER HAIR DOWN :blush:?!

Location: Krakow, Poland
Date: October 17th (And afterparty on 18th of varying attendance!)
Invitees: Anyone who wants to come ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
Attendees: Rabbitfield [Confirmed](Probably), (Me)* [Confirmed], Kaguya [Possibly]

Why Krakow?
Because the bulk of Heyuri's users are concentrated in Europe and the Middle East, with an apparent plurality located in Poland. We have multiple swedes and some brits too - if you live in those two countries, keep in mind krakow is like, a 50$ ryanair flight away.

How do I prevent myself from being raped or something else bad happening?
That won't happen. Worst come to worst, Kaguya will protect you, as he has a legal obligation to protect all Heyurizens.
Realistically, the only people willing to attend will be Heyuri ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ“ who you've probably spoke to anyway (ยดใƒผ`)

What will we do?
Eat, drink, hang out, n stuff ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ bring your computers, we'll probably have a LAN party too.

Where at?
Probably in whoever has the nicest hotel lobby or something [idfk?]

Wat do?
If you are seriously interested, please let us know in this thread ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
Whether you will attend anonymously or not, you should use a tripcode to facilitate coordination as the days come close.

But I don't want my face associated with this site
We'll have a no camera policy... and unless one of the fellow attendees happens to be your HR supervisor, no one should find out (๏ฟฃใƒผ๏ฟฃ)

*Some people won't want to associate their face to an online name. I'll attend without saying who I am and a few others probably will too.
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I really want to come but I am just a 8 yo little girl. And my family is very afraid for my raep probability. (I hate my family, ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ I want to be raped by kaguya, and maybe hachikuji)

But maybe I send my 9 yo friend to you.
But I have one condition.
raep to her and creampie her and no clean her, I want to lick your cums from her pussy. :biggrin:

And a pic from me, for apologize you.
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>>194702
>I want to lick your cums from her pussy.
gae but hot
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>>194704
this is sesbianรฉ lexรฉ man!
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actually what are poland's laws about loli?
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>>194803
illegal possession distribution production of images that portray a "minor in sexual acts", also prohibited displaying or viewing if its for sexual gratification

MEAT
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tag yourself
im large intestine
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>>194796
me the fridge
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me the hand
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delicious oumi-chan (ยด๏ฟข`)

hello, i come from the future
ask me anything ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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in the future, is the government on the brink of being raepd?
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>>194717
I AM THE GOVERNMENT AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
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Heyuriโ€™s own John Titor
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>>194717
i wouldn't do that if i were you
new laws have created a new type of crime, called simply "terrible crimes", basically if you commit one such crime the police is allowed to kill you on the spot without going through courts and one of those crimes is rape

they were created to ease the burden on the justice system so that we won't waste months or even years of trials for crimes that are and I quote "unforgivable no matter who did it, when they did it, how they did it or if they did it at all"
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>>194802
RAEP! RAEP! RAEP!

IF WE ALL UNITE, THERE'S NOTHING THEY CAN DO!

Illya without her maid :nyaoo2:
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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i hate you. why do you have a my melody mattress. i want it. im jealous. DIE.
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>>194794
[It doesn't seem close to hatching.]

/s/ says Japanese girls only. Post girls in this thread you think are cute and comment on their cuteness
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>>194762
here's ur shoop ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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Awesome thread OP!
Love to see so many cuties ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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WHORES

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

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>>194768
naisu!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

hello! :biggrin:

i gave this chick at work some peanut buttah crackahz last week while we were by the water cooler, but instead of falling for me shes been acting like a total bitch :rollseyes:

since then ive been hearing strange noises inside of my walls and im worried that something bad is going to happen to me very soon :worry2:

pls help ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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you didn't give her enough peanut buttah crackas, now you shall face the consequences.
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>>194766
PEANUT BUTTAAAAAAA
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>you shall face the consequences
is there nothing i can do? :cry:
what if i show her my peanut buttah crackah? :blush:
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>>194772
rookie mistake, she'll be asking for more before she finishes her first cracker :closed-eyes2:
the trick was to never offer a woman your peanut butter crackers, and you failed
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U BAKA. SHE WAS ACTUALLY ALLERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTER AND U GAVE HER ANAPHOLAXSYS IN HER ASS, AND TEH CO WORKERS SAW AND LAUGHED AT HER. NOW SHES TRYING TO POUR BLOOD ON HER PANTSU AND TRY TO SAY U RAPED HER :worry2:

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

Your fortune: Godly luck


Hello!

I'm needing to withdraw around 2-3-ML of blood at home without access to surgical equipment. Any ideas? I have a scalpel, some rubbing alcohol, and bandages - where should I cut that'll heal quick and isn't visible?

This isn't self harm, I'm trying to falsely accuse someone of rape and need to create some fake evidence.

Thank you!:happy:
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>>194781
Probably nothing. Wimmin are kinda retarded
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>>194777
The external jugular is actually much safer to cut than popular science/media would suggest, so you can easily retrieve 2/3ml of blood from there with little hassle by making a vertical incision, and the chin naturally helps conceals any marks as well which is a bonus.
Due to the blood pressure, the wound will close and clot quickly, so always cut more than you think you'll need. If you can get access over the counter, Warfarin or a similar anticoagulant would be good to help alleviate this.
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>>194783
OP I know you're a retard and you might actually attempt this just know don't lol
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Just buy a syringe. Also dont listen tรด these negros, ITS totally going to work
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This guy is right >>194780
But if you want the blood that much couldn't you just wait until your period?

If I cannot learn how to draw cute girls within 20 days, I will quit being a NEET.
As of right now, the attached drawing is about as much as I know how to do... fuck.
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>>194708
This is what Iโ€™m trying to do atm with Barasui. My poor roommate is going to be seeing a lot of lolis TToTT
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>>194707
I'm not good at translating angles onto paper, and well.. I can't shake the feeling I'm too dumb to learn the right way, so when I'm overwhelmed I just drop everything and go to sleep instead
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>>194709
i'm sure things will work out, it might take some time but it'll be worth it! don't give up on being drawing lolis and being a NEET
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>>194690
u seem to be able to draw dogs, so draw whitey ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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Update: Still can't draw cute girls :cry:
>>194718
Here ya go..

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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finally some good fukken food
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I actually used to fantasise about lolis eating raw meat as a teen b4 I even knew what Saya no Uta was

Hello,
I thought I'd post a little update on my singing voice synthesis update. Here's a screenshot of an application that I've been working on. The purpose of this application is to act as a scientific environment where algorithms and their parameters can be evaluated objectively. It also serves to visualize the data. I hope to have a full article out about the current work within a week.
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Didn't you already make this same thread before? Why not just update your old thread?
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Do you post crosspost these on 39chan?
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>>194727
Hello, I have made many threads pertaining to this project here before. I have not made a thread about this specifically however. On this site, threads expire very quickly (I believe it's after around a week), so I couldn't post this in any of my previous threads regardless, since my updates are typically spaced apart by much more than the time it takes threads to expire. On the other sites I post these updates to, I have kept all the updates to a single thread. Besides, I think doing it this way fits this site better.

Obviously i have the deathsmile series and Donpachi, but i need more cute girl shmup games! and OFFTOPIC how is everyone doing? I'm doing well:hokke:
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how about cotton?
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>and OFFTOPIC how is everyone doing? I'm doing well
good thx ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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Have you tried Torte le Magic? It's a short doujin non-Touhou game made by ZUN in like 2000.
I'm doing well too, thanks for asking, i hope everyone here will have a lovely day.

Cool pictures of mother nature.
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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good morning (eastern european and middle eastern) heyurizens!
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>>194652
sweet neighborhood
i almost wanna share some of my own pics but i'm afraid of getting doxxed (i know i can remove exif but still) (;ยดใƒผ`)

>>194713
hueg tree is hueg
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>>194713
Ohayou gozaimasu~

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