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ZE PEIPA
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>>174264
I just shit so hard and fast that the water doesn't even register the projectile blasting through it :cool:
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The OP was so fucking cool.
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>>174277
This type of toilet used to be very common in schools in eastern Europe, including mine. I was always afraid that i'd have to go take a dump and the shit will just stay there. It didn't help that locks in our school's toilet cabins were almost all b0rked, and sometimes there was no door at all! :worry2:
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>>174277
>>174328
No wonder so many Germans are into scat porn .. :gross: :vomit:
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I have an habit of flushing twice, one right as the p00p falls from my ANUS
It makes the bathroom not smell and no shit stains left in bowl

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i was going to animate this, it would have been a very short but also cute animation about iruyeh, one so cute it would have made you all fall in love and accept her in the heyuri ranks

unfortunately I lack the skill ( ´,_ゝ`)
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still really cute even as a still ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>174330
thank you for being so supportive for her
I hope you invited her to have fun with everyone else while I wasn't looking (´~`)

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LOL! He showed up to the nude beach with CLOTHES ON! :biggrin:
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my bad. one sec
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apologies ladies, but my pen0r is way too big and it would scare everyone off ( ´,_ゝ`)
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Fukken girls! :angry: They don't have boners! :angry: So easy for them!

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New poster. Whaddya think? (゚ー`)
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>>174311
lost universe ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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its cool
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>>174309
Are you in a bomb shelter?
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kyanaru moe!

>>174311
Noep, but they are related in some way. I think alternative setting

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uoooh you will show heyuri your PENIS uooooh
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all you'll get is oji-san PENIS :banana: :yawn:
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>>174284
this is acceptable
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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HAUNTED TAXI
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Hm... I swear all of these were titles to JAV movies at one point!
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"the fbi raids a young woman's home to find her sitting behind her desk with her hand super-glued to her PENIS stuck in the zipper of her jeans while browsing heyuri"
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>>173953
>I was clinically dead for 24 minutes
>what I saw means I'm no longer afraid of dying
>cursed
but this sounds blessed?! :sweat:

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i just got a porcelain doll, and shes beautiful( ´ω`)
she has blond curly hair and pretty blue eyes and a pretty blue dress!
the problem is, i dont know what to name her..and i need ideas, serious names only!ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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its been decided.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ALICE WINS!ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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cool, so Alice blond von sockcock? :biggrin:
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LONG LIVE ALICE BLOND VON SOCKCOCK
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Sasuga Arisu :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>174316
NO!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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Another one bites the dust ( ´,_ゝ`)
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let's test something out

I AM GOING TO KILL KAGUYA!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>which gay webadmin will go to hell next? moot? mark suckerberg? null?
Probably Jim Watkins. Nothing will change since everything will go straight to his son Ron, who is already the one operating everything
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>>174300
necrofag's revenge :worry:
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Good riddance

Anyone who can draw the cool s properly wins 1 free internet (・∀・)
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>>174289
no silly!!!!!!!! you do 3x4 grid and add one in the middle on top and bottom!!!!! then you connect them!!! it feels natural! you almost see the letter already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MATTAKU!! :angry::angry:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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still got it :cool:
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Ah, naruhodo!
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liek dis???/??

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ive been thinking about just disappearing. maybe moving to a new state in a mid sized city. use cash and fake names. take under the table jobs and live in apart. unfortunately its harder than ever to get away from the prying eyes of big brother with digitized records and AI surveillance and all that
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|ω・`)じー You can't escape
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>>174134
thats not the point the point is im unhappy with my current life plus i have considerable debt.
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suicide?
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You are free!~ All barriers exist only in your mind~ :biggrin: Breathe the fresh air and see how the world is beautiful~ when you have money without the need to work

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Worship this creature!
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ALL HAIL TEH CREATURE
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cute
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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funny cat threda :kuz:
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i'm mad that this is the first cat-specific thread i see on heyuri after a year of getting my heyurizen citizenship
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>>174182
lurk moar
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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kazakh boobas

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Where can you buy an ANIME-style silicone doll that's actually made in Japan?
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have you tried japan?
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the admin of a doll site came here asking for mutual links with heyuri, give them a shot?
https://mrlsexdoll.com/
(never bought from them, just found it out from here)

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Who summoned me again nyu?

I shall usher in over 9000 years of warnings nyu

I am your god now, nyu
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>>174056
NIGGER

(NYUGGER) banhammer

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>>174216
No, NIGGER
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moar liek poochippy :xp:
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What's a god to a king? :cool:


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