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We will watch Penguin Musume♥Heart (2008) and Netrun-mon THE MOVIE (2004) next Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]


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I got a highscore of 650 while playing meichnpp's "Poppie Land" https://pigmhall.itch.io/poppie
meichnnp (better known as pigmhall) is the brillant mind behind a lot of well known (among elitist circles) songs and their animated videos: https://www.youtube.com/@pigmhall (video related)
ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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picture of my highscore:
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>poppie
poopie :x3:
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HS: 50 :sweat2:

actually quite tough (⌒∇⌒ゞ)

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I wrote a beautiful poem, showed it to my friend, and he laughed and made fun of me. He is such a stupid jerk...

How do you think I should get pay back? I've been thinking about putting broken glass in his cereal. Or sprinkling fiberglass in his bed

Am I overreacting?
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write a poem about how much he smells and what a big dumb poopyhead he is (゚ー`)
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belittle him. hide his favorite pen. turn his trousers inside out. its the little things
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poast the poem

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Can you self-suck? If so, do you? Why/why not?
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The prophecy forbids it.
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no but i don't feel like i'm missing out because my friend told me that it feels more like you're sucking dick than getting your dick sucked
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>>170383
I can't, I'm too small :cry:
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i've tried to, too hard to be worth it
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the real question is have you ever given yourself a facial?

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greetings!
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no wey, snaks!?1
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my dude looks genki and shiet :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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the real wt snacks?
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>>170408
Oh how sad the inevitable march of time is. What happened to this guy
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anyone listened to midnight snacks? is it shit? :nyaoo2:

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every day is the same. every week is the same. month after month,
year after year. My life has lost meaning, each day bleeds into the
next, I don't remember my own thoughts, but it doesn't matter,
they're the same thoughts I had yesterday and the same ones
I'll have tomorrow.

My life is totally unremarkable. I haven't felt anything other
than irritation, boredom, and weak 3 second daily orgasms from
my masturbation addiction in years.

I may kill myself soon. What is the point of going on like this?
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>>169889
I feel depressed too.
I want to kill myself because i dont want to live like this any longer, it never gets better, it only ever gets worse, but im scared to hurt myself and i dont want it to be painful
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>>170385
you can re-invent yourself, do something radically new. if you dont care about living then what do you have to lose by trying something new? you could abandon your job/family and go be a BMX super star :biggrin: :happy:
or go live in another country, or become a great racist for formula 1 :nyaoo2:
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>>170386
I cant do anything and i just dont feel happiness in anything i do anymore. Ive given up on life and i dont have energy to try
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>>170388
get your doctor to put you on wellbutrin, cheat codes to getting rid of anhedonia. also take vitamin D supplements and B12. i'm not even meming it saved my ass. buy it grey market if you have to
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>>169924
Everyone’s different.
I tend to only fap 3 times a week, the ejaculations get very weak and unsatisfactory. So I need to give myself a good amount of days in between to recharge.
>>169889
Since you don’t really wanna live anymore. You can try using this to an advantage. A lot of people live their days fearing death and fearing consequences. That is why if a revolution were to start I’d be very hesitant on joining it, hesitant on trying to take over the government or doing anything too extreme because I do have a life to lose.
You do all the things that you would generally be afraid of doing. There’s nothing left to lose after all get yourself a bucket list.

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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TWINS WINRAR
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I dream of (internet) TV channel that broadcast little girls 24/7 :cry:

📺 😭
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I don't understand the lyrics because it's not my language, but wtf Lol, 10/10

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If you can think of any fun ideas & events, you can submit them from our contact form - don't post them publicly ITT!!
Submit them from here: https://sys.heyuri.net/contact/
Stuff that would require some development work are OK too :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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what if we all schedule a group pooping session

oh dang i wasnt supposed to say it ITT..
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Not long ago I've had a great idea... But I forgot what it was :sweat3:
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make text invisible
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as an april fools joke we should just put lots of pics of dicks and pooping butts and stuff into the box instead of april fools ideas

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HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

whats up?
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>>170295
what's the source of this? i've never seen it before
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>>170351
it's a scene from the movie, duh
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>>170370
in that case please post the rest of the movie and don't forget any scenes
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>whats up?
this dick lmao

i wish i had motivation to finish playing games.... i want to but i can't even get to OPENING the game!!!!!:emo:
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OPEN DA GAME :angry::angry::angry:
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I had the same problem until I bought a new sdd :closed-eyes: now I don't have to worry about running out of storage from unfinished games :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Go read a book you nerd

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Wdyt?
ヽ(´ー`)ノ :biggrin::biggrin: I liek Sanic, K-ON! and Idolmaster
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Naisu!
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>>169664
From what I hear, it doesn't come off once it's stained. There is a slight dark coloration on her butt that wouldn't come out in the shower. I really need to buy her pantsu... :dark:
The head is made out of vinyl, so I don't need to wash it or worry about it getting stained by dark fabric.
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the dream.
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>>169773
wow rude :glare2:
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Can we hangout?

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ITZ PENUTBUTTER JELLEH TIME PENUTBUTTER JELLEH TIME PENUTBUTTER JELLEH TIME
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:banana::banana::banana::banana:
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this is my go-to meal whenever my fridge is empty, pb&j has nevr let me down, or my cravings atleast
:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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:banana:
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:banana:
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Jellehfish ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>170230
my peepee looks like this (´人`)
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>>170237
omg Mark?
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>Windows®
Best naemfag since 2024?.. :love:
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>>170363
>2024
damnit :dark: been that long?

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Four years till 2030 (・∀・)
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Four years since 2022 (;゚Д゚)
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girls who were 12 in 2022 are 16 now
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At the start of 2018, everyone born in the 1990s was 18+
In just under 2 years time, everyone born in the 2000s will be 18+
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YAHOO~~~!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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:iyahoo:
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