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No.196925 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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Gentlemen of Heyuri. What are you thoughts on hot, gay sex? Let us discuss at great length.:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.196899 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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olรก. bom dia. hoje รฉ terรงa-feira. eu estou estudado portuguรชs hรก uma semana. Nรฃo tenho estudado muito por que ja falo espanhol. quando estava na escola, aprendi espanhol, e por que portuguรชs e espanhol tem muitas semelhanรงas, ja posso ler. falar e ainda difรญcil. provavalmente vou cometer erros na minha gramatica e no meu vocabulario.

algumas cosas que aprendi:

1) no brasil, eles usam "vocรช" com todo o mundo. no portugal, eles usam "tu" e "vocรช." quando brasileiros usam "tu", eles usam a conjugaรงรฃo de "vocรช". No brasil, nรฃo รฉ "tu falas", mas "tu fala", como "vocรช fala."

2) portugues tem vogais nasais como francรชs, mas portugues tem mais que francรชs. nรฃo sรฃo difรญcil.

3) O portuguรชs do brasil รฉ mais facil de comprender que o portuguรชs do portugal.

Eu gostei muito desta idioma. provavalmente vou continuar aprendendo, mas quero aprender outros idiomas tambรฉm. quero aprender russo ou mandarim.
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Alรฉm de, "cock" รฉ "pau" e "cunt" รฉ "buceta" :biggrin:
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No.196901 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x2
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NO HABLA ESPANOL MOTHERFUCKER :angry:
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No.196903 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x1
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>>196901
if you're trying to tell someone not to speak spanish, it would be "no hables espaรฑol". if you're trying to say that you don't speak spanish, it would be "no hablo espaรฑol".
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>>196899

4) Queres aprender a lรญngua dos macacos por ser mais fรกcil.
5) Se queres aprender Portuguรชs, aprende o Portuguรชs original, e deixa de ser nigger.
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No.196853 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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I'm leaving this Illya here for a sec. Can you watch over her while I'm gone?
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>>196855
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!??!1:angry:
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I think she's turned into an emo.
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No.196894 [Edit] [Report] +
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SOMEON STOLE MY ILLYA!!!!
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jiiii
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oh well, rape correction it is!
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No.196745 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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i could accomplish so much if i didn't feel the compelling need to masturbate every night
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7. it wasnt easy to stop lurking harmful websites but leechblock extension helped both on pc and android
8. i also use a habit tracker with over a dozen of daily things so that i dont run out of the things to do before i think about fapping
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>i think it helped me the most. especially the shame after fap when you still have to see the cute gym clerk that day
ur doing it wrong, try fapping while seeing that clerk-chan the next time! :biggrin:
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>>196795
i just came back from the gym and the sweetest smiles the girls there give me make me so happy :xd:
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i think ur coming at it from the wrong direction. quitting is too much work, instead just optimize how much time you spend fapping and get ur time back. invest ina vibrator or onahole etc and use your mind instead of wasting time scrolling porn
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No.196922 [Edit] [Report] +
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most nofap shit is bullshit but a lot of people in general just succumb to immediate desires, of which jacking off is still a big one


5 and 6 in >>196777 seem like the most effective bits
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No.196920 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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I keep having bad memories of something retarded I did, how do you wipe that memory from existance forever?
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No.196921 [Edit] [Report] +
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atone for it in the house of god (ยด๏ฝž`)
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No.196904 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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While you're wasting time on the internet, I finished the game F.E.A.R
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what was your favourite part of the game? mine was the replicants' AI!
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>>196905
The best part about the office is overhearing phone conversationsโ€”they crack me up
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>>196905
(OP) replicants' AI It makes you press hard
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SSHHHHHHIIIIITTTT!!
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OH SHIT
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No.196799 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x2 AS
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I just came back from two days traveling all over the east coast of Japan. I feel conflicted because having only seen Japan through anime and a few films, it was not what I expected at all. The best way I can put it is that everything is physically the wrong size.

I liked it but not the way I expected. It's a weird sensation. Can you relate?
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>>196818
>I was under the impression that the japanese generally love america
this used to be true but since the yen dipped and every moron from the US can afford to travel there the opinion has dropped sharply. outside of popular tourist spots people don't really care, but if you're anywhere near another tourist, you get lumped in with them and met with immediate suspicion from all but the nicest people. privately they still think english sounds supaa kuuru though
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glad you got past the tourist shit and had some real moments
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>I was under the impression that the japanese generally love america
maybe 30 years ago
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>>196805
>onsen
Iโ€™ve long been curious about visiting an onsen. How was your experience? In particular, how does it compare to a traditional Western nude sauna?
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It was a private one at a ryokan, so I can't really answer that sorry
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No.196879 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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I took my daughter to the bike shop!
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No.196881 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x4
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Ok, Heyuri. I am lying :cry: It's not my photo. :cry: I've found it on the webs. :cry: But how cool it would be. :cry: There is an abundance of love in me... with no outlet! :cry:
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No.196890 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x1
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>>196881
step 1: find gf
step 2: marry gf
step 3: have child with gf
step 4: see your perversions disappear into thin air as your child is born
step 5: swear to protect your family at any cost
step 6: live a happy life
step 7: die surrounded by your loving family
step 8: wake up from the simulation and immediately get gunned down by the robots that invaded the world and kept us in dream-pods for being the first and only human being to escape the programming
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No.196898 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x2
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>step 4
inshallah
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rori motorcycle gang
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No.196857 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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Should've used Wi-Fi 7. :biggrin:
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No.196887 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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็Œซ
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No.196889 [Edit] [Report] +
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why would I ever buy a machine that steals petting from me ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ
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No.196891 [Edit] [Report] +
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The kitty bought it themselves
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ๆˆ‘็ˆฑ็Œซ๏ผ๏ผ:biggrin::biggrin:
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just watching thi5 made me relaxed
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today is a big day, im throwing a party and ill be trying to invite girls, all random students from other unis

ill try to get twice as many girls as there is guys so that i could call more guys in case there is too many, and in case half of them dont come ill still have just enough for everyone

there is gonna be like 4 or 5 guys in total, ill be inviting with one more friend since we are the best looking ones, i alreayd stated that i decide which ones i like and give the rest to others for this sacrifice! im gonna be the primary talker

we will have tons of alcohol, super cute waffles, food in general, cola, music, a projector, weed, and a designated puking bowl

if they get convinced ill be handing notes with address and contact

what can go wrong????

anything for cuddling and smooching and manko

what else should i buy or do?
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No.196837 [Edit] [Report] +
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lucky girls, getting free booze...
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>what can go wrong????
no one comes...
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party hard
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>>196838
:cry:
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you bringing out your chen costume and talking about yuri yuri ~! :x3:
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What's the most embarassing thing you've said or done while drunk?
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I said that Mia Khalifa was hot. She isn't even my type. I don't know what I was thinking.
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Stumbled home drunk at 6am one day and took the elevator up to my floor. Well I tried to. I accidentally went to the wrong floor, and then when it opened I accidentally threw up all over the new neighbor as she was trying to leave for work :xd:

I got embarrassed, got out on her floor and stumbled past her. I made it to the far end of the hallway to take the staircase back to my actual floor.. and managed to trip halfway down the staircase.

Had a bloody nose, and me and my boyfriend were supposed to go meet the girl id just puked on after she was done with her work shift that night
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I look at myself in the mirror of drunk
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No.196760 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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Which one do you like the most?
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Caffeine addicts don't notice that coffee makes their breath smell like rotting baked beans and shit to normal people.
That shit should be illegal.
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>>196760
water
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>>196874
why would that matter?
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>>196885
You don't see a problem with the smell of shit coming out of your mouth?
Do you eat shit for fun by any chance?
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at least I don't find coffee smelling breaths unpleasant, compared to other kinds of breath smells
PS: I would totally eat shit for fun!
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No.196852 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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H-here's my manko. W-would you like to pet my manko?... :blush:
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She's a stray I befriend through my manko acquiring skillz. Her name's Amber. I'll have to find her again for more pics.
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she was never yours it was just your turn:cry:
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>>196876
Story of my life, man. :)
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Just saw her climb onto the lap of another man. That's it, guys. Thread's over.

Here's a fat dog instead. I'm gonna go cry now. :cry:
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>>196878
I feel like that dog just gets bigger the further out of shot it gets, like some kind of snake.
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No.196725 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x5 AS
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Any sky otakus here?
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No.196730 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x1
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maybe...
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desk-kun we must return to the sky
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when i was a child i would stare at the sun without blinking because it would turn black if i stared at it long enough
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>196749
i know that! i have a theory why it happens sort of, id have the same thing except when i stare at my screen too close and dont move my eyes, id see crosses blinking but no screen
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