every heyruizen is one of these three i believe ( ´ω`)

PANTSU MOGIRE BEAM

did anyone ever get on heyuri townhall?
has it always been inactive? or does no one care anymore

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if you were the opposite sex in an alternate universe (or simply born the opposite sex), how different do you think you would be from who you are now? both personality wise and physically.

for example, if you are a lolicon, would your genderswap enjoy shota instead? or continue being a lolicon?; would you style your hair differently? be thinner or fatter? do you think you would differ socially from how you are now? and what your cup size/ PENISsize would be

be as detailed as you wishor call me a faggot

though i know all the men here would be the tomoko kuroki stereotype as a girl

is being retarded moe?

This doll climbed a whole mountain all by herself. What have you done lately?

If there any girls on Heyuri or any heyurizens that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Unpredictible income. Sometimes lots of money, sometimes none at all, depends on what is my business at a given time.

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: probably decent, I can't judge. I had two girls chasing me in highschool but I ignored one and broke heart of the other one when she got too annoying.

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You know it already

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Anyone, preferably female aged 15-20, the closer to that the better

2. Located in Poland and of polish nationality or a nationality that I don't find too annoying + exceptions

For everyone:
3.1. Able to trip alone
3.2. Doesn't moan for drugs and money (I am not a bank nor a pharmacy)
3.3. Enjoys things but is not addicted to anything (including nicotine and alcohol too )
3.4. Not significantly mentally ill from drugs, no significant permanent damage from drug use
3.5. Confidential
3.6. Able to read long posts
3.7. Hates government


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If theres anyone on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country, since i cook for only my best customers (who happen to be rich).

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Skills: Many of my customers described my dishes as "Tasty"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Any gender, 15-35

2. Not a picky eater

3. Eats healthy
3.1 Not underweight
3.2 No tattoos
3.3 Does not take drugs
3.4 preferably above average muscle

4. Willing to help me cook (and maybe be the final ingredient later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something tender enough for the both of us )

is this true?

Why is she doing this?

we are fat
we are legion
expect us

ON THE GWEEEEEN!!!!!

Above the entryway to my apartment building is a keystone bearing a strange symbol (but I can't remember what it is). I walk across the lobby's black-and-white checkered tile floor to the elevator, and take it to the top floor - the 33rd. My apartment is decorated in fanciful Art Deco style. The view from the windows is dizzying. No matter where I go in my apartment, I can't seem to escape the feeling of vertigo. I'm so high above everything and through every window I only see twinkling yellow lights far below me, all under a sky of absolute black. I take a stairwell to the roof. There cold gusts of wind nearly knock me off my feet. I can't help but peer over a ledge. Terror. My heart races and I brace myself against a wall. I can hardly stand and stagger back inside.

In the morning I go downstairs and explore the alleyway. Graffiti'd on the weathered orange brick are cryptic glyphs; letters (Hebrew? Enochian?), triangles, squares. A stairway leads to the basement, above its door another keystone bearing another forgotten symbol.