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Do you plan on living to your 40s?
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>>174995
I'm over 30 and a kissless virgin don't say that :worry2:
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what if i die in my mid 30s? what if i die before 30? i have no idea. i'm not planning to go out so soon, but at this point anything can happen, so i don't think about it too much.
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>>174996
i am a virgin but not kissless. I haet myself that i had a chance to lose it but i was dumb to fukking realize she would 100% let me fuck her if i just went for it. Now that i am mid30, its over boyz. We even sleept in teh samebed for a night. :sweat:
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>>174995
you can always marry an ojisan from Heyuri :nyaoo2:
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i'm going to be really hot and milfy at 40 so definitely. but i worry that my body will fall apart by like 70 so i plan to go out riding motorcycles and doing other dangerous stuff by then
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そうですね:biggrin:
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Does Heyuri smok wed?:unsure:
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i used to but it makes me scared now :closed-eyes2:
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Yeah same, weed induces the most insane sense of fear in me. It's so bad that even DMT is less scary. Something genetic that happens to some people I guess.
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jamal-kun hooked me up with the good shit
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Tried it a few times but never had much fun on weed. It just made me stressed out and overly introspective in a pessimistic way. Shrooms and LSD were much more fun.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ZOMG TEH MAINTENANCE™ :astonish:
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ZA TOIRETTU PEIPA!
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What is Heyuri going to do while no Heyuri?
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how do i tell this one guy at work that i like him.. (⌒_⌒;)
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sorry op i think he's dating someone already :cry:
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>>174986
tell him hed look good pregnant
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go to him and tell him your feelings and how you'd love to hang out with him
remember to point your emotional support handgun at him to give you more courage
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i quickly drew this in under 10 minutes, you will NOT see the full picture though :yawn:
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>>174978
>as an artist
scribbling sketches makes you artist nowadays :rolleyes:
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>>174981
Smearing feces on a canvas makes you an artist. I'm not joking thats how art works
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i liek your drawings, bant-tan dude :hokke:
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I was the australian that taught you the lore of r/banter and I approve you're unlewd message.
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>>174977
thread is ruined
you will be given the full image for free
>>174978
i dont really care what AI does as long as interest for human generated art is still alive
I admit some AI generated images look good though
>better
that's just your personal opinion
>>174979
FINALLY! How long have I waited for someone who is nice to Iruyeh!
>>174984
thank you!
>>174985
another banter on heyuri!
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unlewd message?
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Is there anyone who makes better anime sex dolls than Doll Hakoniwa?
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me
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teh price isnt bad at all, kind of want to buy. Only issue would be importing it and custom. :closed-eyes2:
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>>174971
I'm asking if there's anything better quality.
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>>174982
r u saying there not good enough quality?
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Donatien Alphonse François, Marquis de Sade
2 June 1740 – 2 December 1814

"The most foulest list of depraved obscenities I've ever had the displeasure of reading"

Those of us who studied in the west may have heard his name during High School Literature class. You may be familiar with some of his works, including but not limited to:

Les 120 Journées de Sodome ou l'école du libertinage ,
Justine, ou Les Malheurs de la Vertu ,
and
L'Histoire de Juliette ou les Prospérités du vice

Let's take a look at his most famous novel, 120 Days of Sodom

The story is set in an isolated and inaccessible castle, the Chateau de Silling, deep inside the black forest. Four wealthy and powerful French libertines (hedonists, essentially) seclude themselves there for several months.

They gather up a harem of local french boys and girls, including their own daughters, eight teenage and pre-teenage boys, and 8 teenage and pre-teenage girls. The 16 boys and girls having been kidnapped from local families. To serve alongside these captured sex slaves are 8 young men with exceptionally large cocks, and four elderly, hideous deformed hags to serve as maids.

The Marquis goes into great detail about the beauty of the captured children and the hideousness of the hags. The hags are described as having giant abcesses in their ass from which rotting flesh fills the smell of any room they enter. They are missing teeth, some are missing eyeballs. They are fat and with hideiously large noses, balding, and covered in scabs.

The 4 libertines, having assembled everyone, lay out the rules for their 120 days of debauchery. Principally, they seek to indulge in every possible fetish imaginable. It is to culminate, the young girls are told, in their death through various means of torture.

It covers... just about everything.

Incest

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>Marquis de Sade
Marquis is an important test :nyaoo2:
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I'll frig myself reading this thread thereupon

>four elderly, hideous deformed hags to serve as maids
the only thing offending me here is desecration of meidofuku by letting hags wear it! :angry:
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No.174948 Yeah x1
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hardcore :sweat:
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Heyurizens of the past: Part 2
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upvote!
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If you were handsome/beautiful.

No matter what cards you got in life. Maybe you have rich parents who let you do what you want. Maybe you are a natural born savant and excel in school. Maybe you are an adult with a decent paying job and a good work/life balance. In the end, if you are ugly or even just mediocre looking, you probably don't even know how much your missing out on.

Objectively speaking the type of person who uses a website like this is probably not anything above a 4/10. The most beautiful of you may be mediocre at best. Some of you are fat, some of you are lanky. You probably have long hair, unshaven faces, and wear glasses. It's just... sad.

I am the exception. And although I cannot, due to the contents of Heyuri, ever show my face, I can assure you I am quite beautiful.
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:emo:
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>>174526
>My mother and grandmother both said I was a handsome boy.
this part sounds legit though
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it can also be infinitely worse. you could be a child soldier in the congo one of those enslaved shrimp farmers in thailand.
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I am also quite beautiful anon!!!!!
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>>174902
I'd rather be a beautiful slave than an ugly king
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THREE MONTHS INTO 2026 :iyahoo:
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imouto will be thirteen in 3 weeks :emo:
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Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be on Heyuri soon
I gotta LOL before the day begins
Before my mother starts worrying about me not having friends
About to post and damn near went blind
Young anons on /b/ throwing up gang signs
Looked through my folders, and posted some loli
Saged the thread while calling out their folly
Broke the rules, and the mods did see
Just as I thought they tried to ban me
Jumped on the VPN, and changed my IP
I got them in every muthafuckin' country
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>>174823k
MODSSSSSSSS BAN HIM!
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https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m475.mp3
this was a good thraed :biggrin:
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>>174828
:onigiri:
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>>174821
>he aks you for yo cups size in da Métropolitain
>so he can sniff your panties in the subways of France
What the hell happened to Kagunyaa in the French métro? :unsure:
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>>174872
i dunno, maybe we should ask him? :glare:
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Remember, kids!!!

Mods ALWAYS have the final say!
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DAMN RIGHT MOTHAFUCKAR
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A mod is just a brat who hasn't been corrected in a while :lolico:

(BRATTY USER WAS CORRECTED FOR THIS POST... ！！！) banhammer

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i believe it
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/h/aruhi NOOOOOOOO
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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:dance:
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All aboard the MYa-Nee train.
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I wish being a pedophile dyke was this acceptable everywhere in the world.
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thats one badass train
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>>174940

Or one in general too.
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is this just advertisement? i would believe a company that distributes wataten related stuff just paid the train company to put wataten stuff on it, but i've never seen ads go so far as to fill the inside like in >>174933
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>>174950

It is to celebrate the 20th Anniversary of Comic Yuri Hime"
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