Heyuri!

Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)13:23:18 No.181946 +

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>>175214

Based on reports from early May 2026, the launch of the MacBook Neo has been a massive success, with Apple CEO Tim Cook describing its demand as "off the charts" and "unprecedented".

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/macbook-neo-allegedly-selling-too-182812394.html
https://www.macrumors.com/2026/05/01/apple-was-caught-off-guard-by-macbook-neo/

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1 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)14:01:25 No.181947 +

Comment too long, view post No.181947 to see the full comment.

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2 Anonymous SAGE! 2026/05/03(Sun)14:05:02 No.181948 +

>its demand as "off the charts" and "unprecedented".
imagine PCs and laptop makers taking this as a sign to follow apple and make laptops even more like macbooks (;´Д`)

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3 Rabbitfield 2026/05/03(Sun)14:29:43 No.181951 +

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so the usual? slam an apple image = good sael
8gbs of unupgradable ram in 2026 :nyaoo2:

so a chromebook but from better material and 8 times teh price?

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CRBAchan is back! CRBAzin◆oIROtz7we2 2026/05/01(Fri)00:52:13 No.181652 +

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I've re-enabled CRBAchan and restored all the posts lost in the raid. Further more, I've ensured this can never happen again.

CRBAchan: https://ib.crba.tw
CRBA Archive: https://crba.tw

I'm also looking to expand the CRBA site. One thing I want to do is create an immersive community experience that feels like the pure CRBA innocence. To do this, I'd a very intricate web design. *I am soliciting ideas for this.* Maybe we could have "CRBA mail" system where you can write letters within CRBA. It would very themed.

I've also been working on some concrete improvements and additions to the site. I've not released it yet, but plan to very soon. I plan to add the ability to view the CRBA art chronologically and in other ways. Additionally, I plan to improve the organization from the site and incorporate a text archive of things Sean has written. I've posted an example of this improved design as the image for this post. I also plan to add an archive of AVCHonline's videos and music.

Let me know if you have any ideas for creating the beautiful immersive innocence experiences!

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1 Anonymous SAGE! 2026/05/01(Fri)12:37:25 No.181684 +

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no1curr

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2 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)13:08:51 No.181945 +

>>181652
who raided crba in the first place? was it the soyjak barbarians? or the 4chan gouhls

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3 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)14:20:09 No.181950 +

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>>181684
no idea what CRBA is but i think the sites look nice

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Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)06:27:28 No.181918 +

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ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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1 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU 2026/05/03(Sun)06:40:46 No.181919 +

pretty much

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2 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)07:35:21 No.181920 +

This is the plot of lord of the flies

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3 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)10:36:27 No.181940 +

I haet weird ujiuji bugs... GB2 INAKA SENSEI!!!1 :angry:

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4 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)12:50:13 No.181944 +

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>>181918
BEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEESBEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)19:51:58 No.181891 +

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this was supposed to be kawaii but all I can hear is

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
He has loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword.
His truth is marching on.

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6 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)07:44:43 No.181922 +

>>181921
OH. OH. I AM A FOOL. GOD HAS SHINED HIS LIGHT AND HIS FUCKING DISCOGRAPHY UPON ME （・Ａ・）
I HEAR IT NOW

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7 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)07:55:42 No.181923 +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18

>>181921
Which may have been adapted from the American Civil War-era song John Brown's Body, but kept the chorus the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jso1YRQnpCI

Also lent its melody to this WW2-era parody, Blood on the Risers :xd:

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8 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)07:58:26 No.181924 +

It's also a Johnny Rebel song sung by dereks friend in American History X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUuuMkIBVN8

We're takin' down the ZOG machine, jew by jew by jew
The white man marches on

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9 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)07:59:33 No.181925 +

That's all well and good but can someone ID the song she is singing in this video? :unsure:

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10 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)11:06:03 No.181943 +

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As soon as I saw it say PSYCHO at the top, I immediately started thinking about Psycho Sid... :sweat:

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MAKUDONADARU!!!!!! Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)09:51:34 No.181929 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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5 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)09:52:25 No.181934 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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6 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)09:52:30 No.181935 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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7 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)09:52:35 No.181936 Yeah x1

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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8 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)09:52:42 No.181937 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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9 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)11:04:20 No.181942 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)21:30:29 No.181902 +

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Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)

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1 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)21:39:30 No.181904 +

LOLI HAET JEFF

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2 Windows® ∞ 2026/05/02(Sat)21:43:47 No.181906 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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3 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)10:03:50 No.181938 +

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LOLI LIEK JEFF

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4 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)10:59:22 No.181941 Yeah x1

>>181938
lucky mf :angry:

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5 Anonymous SAGE! 2026/05/03(Sun)14:16:16 No.181949 +

epstein innocent

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Counter Strike: Source is today! hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/05/02(Sat)05:21:17 No.181799 +

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at 18:30 UTC today we'll play Counter Strike: Source.

We'll play a couple maps, you can also suggest maps you wanna play ITT

HOW 2 CONNECT:
- Open game
- Go to 'options', on Keyboard look for 'Advanced...'
- Tick 'enable developer console'
- Now press ` to open the console, then paste connect 209.141.62.168; password lolheyuri
- YOU WIN

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29 pez◆c6tIRpMlMU ## nekomimi 2026/05/02(Sat)19:00:40 No.181887 +

join!

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30 Windows® ∞ 2026/05/02(Sat)19:12:53 No.181888 +

fuck that I’m not showing up unless you give me a safe place to download. I tried two places and they both had viruses :closed-eyes:

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31 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/05/02(Sat)19:15:33 No.181889 +

>>181888
i bought it :hokke:

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32 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)20:07:09 No.181893 +

add map?
https://gamebanana.com/mods/299012

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33 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)08:54:31 No.181928 +

I would've tried to at least join and see if my craptop could deal at lowest settings, but doing so i somehow ended up raping my cmos battery :banana:

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Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)13:41:58 No.181851 +

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ITSUDEMO TOUCH I GET THIS KANJOU AND ITSUDEMO CHUU I SWEAR TOBIMASU, CANT YOU FEEL MY KOKORO ITSUMADEMO I NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

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1 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)14:04:11 No.181852 +

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2 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)00:32:02 No.181911 +

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4 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)08:27:27 No.181927 +

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Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)05:11:36 No.181916 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)21:33:34 No.181903 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)22:14:18 No.181908 +

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2 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)01:28:02 No.181912 +

that ice cream looks so good

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3 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)03:17:41 No.181914 +

>>181912
what if instead of an ice cream cone it was my PENIS and the ice cream on her mouth was my semen?

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4 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)03:30:25 No.181915 +

>>181914
i'd kill it with FIRE

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Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)02:43:39 No.181780 +

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GET OFF THE SHITTER!!!

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1 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)06:53:23 No.181810 Yeah x1

japz luv their toilet warmer so much they installed permanent nekos! :astonish:

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2 Anonymous 2026/05/03(Sun)02:39:56 No.181913 +

Fuzzy seat (´￢`)

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Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)07:35:00 No.181819 +

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post ur best cosplayz! （ ´,_ゝ`）

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13 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)07:47:04 No.181833 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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14 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)07:53:23 No.181834 +

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>>181819

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15 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)07:53:31 No.181836 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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16 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)19:41:13 No.181890 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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17 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)23:52:06 No.181909 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous Benefactor◆AMERICAu.c 2026/05/02(Sat)10:26:07 No.181838 +

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Dear wonderful Oekaki artists of Heyuri,

(preface: this has nothing to do with Heyuri really)
Your brothers and sisters in Gurochan are expensive to take care of and as expected, no ad agencies will touch the site. So kaguya is going to be asking gurochan users for donations to help with costs.

We need to really pull at the heartstrings to get money, so I'm making a banner. could one of you draw picrel (the site mascot) begging for money like a hobo?.. (just a square, resolution doesnt matter I'll shop as needed). if you provide an address I'll pay you 10 dollars in crypto of your choice

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3 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)10:43:31 No.181842 +

last time i went on there the entire screen was full of ads and it freaked me out!

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4 kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6 2026/05/02(Sat)10:56:18 No.181844 +

>>181842
we tried to run ads, they seemed like could well cover teh costs in expense of some inconvenience but we got booted off quicker than we ~~thought~~ hoped for :sweat2:

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5 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)11:58:42 No.181845 Yeah x2

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something like this?

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6 Anonymous Benefactor◆AMERICAu.c 2026/05/02(Sat)12:02:29 No.181846 +

>>181845
aww yep thats what i had in mind

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7 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)21:23:01 No.181901 +

>>181845
cute!

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Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)21:22:29 No.181900 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Sweet Emo 2026/04/29(Wed)20:55:01 No.181451 Yeah x8

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i know i shouldnt be posting here at all, but this is something i wanted to write about a long time ago to dispel all doubts and accusations against me and to explain my situation, its like statement, Q&A, idk but i will be very happy if someone will read it
if its written chaotically, i apologize, i wrote it recently at around 1 or 2 am and i was super tired
i dont want to come across as annoying, i just want to apologize to everyone here in general, especially for lying so much

(USER WAS RAPED FOR THIS POST)

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71 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)06:27:43 No.181806 +

zzz

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72 Anonymous SAGE! 2026/05/02(Sat)16:53:31 No.181868 +

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>>181709
Just found some tickets for Poznaz... Now that I know where and how to find you, I can't wait to see you there and RAEP you! Multiple times! Violently! In group! Heavens be blessed! ヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノ

if you dont want rape jokes, you shouldn't have made an attention seeking post where you ask for no more rape jokes. never feed the trolls, do they not teach it anymore to youngsters these days?

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73 Sweet Emo 2026/05/02(Sat)20:47:23 No.181895 +

>Just found some tickets for Poznaz... Now that I know where and how to find you, I can't wait to see you there and RAEP you!
OH NOUUU Σ(;ﾟДﾟ) ~~(psst pst pst you wanna photo with me?)~~

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74 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)20:59:18 No.181896 +

when's the meetup?

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75 Anonymous 2026/05/02(Sat)21:04:12 No.181897 +

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