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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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did anyone ever get on heyuri townhall?:nyaoo:
has it always been inactive? or does no one care anymore:blush:
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aside from townhalls its sometimes used spontaneously. it has a streaming option so you can do karaoke, stream games, music, etc. But you have to alert people here that ur on, otherwise it'll get missed

anonwaha even occasionally does live DJ sessions! :onigiri:
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just a few days ago there was a gathering.

I'd say just announce when youll be on and most likely there will be ppl willing to join in.

If theres anyone on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country, since i cook for only my best customers (who happen to be rich).

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Skills: Many of my customers described my dishes as "Tasty"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :happy:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Any gender, 15-35

2. Not a picky eater

3. Eats healthy
3.1 Not underweight
3.2 No tattoos
3.3 Does not take drugs
3.4 preferably above average muscle

4. Willing to help me cook (and maybe be the final ingredient later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something tender enough for the both of us :wink:)
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Have I got the chef for you .. :biggrin:
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ZOMG WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER LETS MEET UP ASAP

Killashandra
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i like this one
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:cry:

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is this true?
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>>176041
haha wiz-tard p0wers :xd:
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>>176041
Does that apply to a man’s rectum?
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>>176083
yes, the rectum directly consumes your wizard powers and enriches the presumably male partner
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>>176098
Not true. It does, however, turn the both of you into a bunch of faggots. :biggrin:
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>>176115
maybe if you were older you would understand

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This doll climbed a whole mountain all by herself. What have you done lately?
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raid underwear draws

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If there any girls on Heyuri or any heyurizens that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Unpredictible income. Sometimes lots of money, sometimes none at all, depends on what is my business at a given time.

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: probably decent, I can't judge. I had two girls chasing me in highschool but I ignored one and broke heart of the other one when she got too annoying.

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You know it already :nyaoo2:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Anyone, preferably female aged 15-20, the closer to that the better

2. Located in Poland and of polish nationality or a nationality that I don't find too annoying + exceptions

For everyone:
3.1. Able to trip alone
3.2. Doesn't moan for drugs and money (I am not a bank nor a pharmacy)
3.3. Enjoys things but is not addicted to anything (including nicotine and alcohol too :angry:)
3.4. Not significantly mentally ill from drugs, no significant permanent damage from drug use
3.5. Confidential
3.6. Able to read long posts
3.7. Hates government


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>>176100
>Unpredictible income. Sometimes lots of money, sometimes none at all, depends on what is my business at a given time.
drug dealer :closed-eyes:
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i hope you are successful in finding a brain b0rk girlfriend some day rabbitfield-san
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>>176105
With DPT, 50 mg snorted. Saw a CEV of a wall made out of clown vomit with undulating pipes running vertically up it and going into it. Had the vague impression that this scenery was alive and sentient but there was no communication. Wasn't super uncomfortable but didn't feel euphoric. Only felt pity for the wall and undulating pipe.

Had several trips at 30 mg by the same ROA, always with good results. Powerfully euphoric, warm, loving and erotic. Felt more like LSD than a high-power tryp.

I don't think I actually would go all the way with DPT even if I have a trusted sitter. Not because DPT is reputed to be weird and scary, but because I've tripped so much that I think I've peeked behind the curtain enough for one lifetime. For me, LSD is pretty mellow, at least at the doses I've taken it (350 ug or lower), and is more psychological than spiritual. I can do that still. Among the Shipibo-Conipo it may be normal to ingest ayahuasca regularly beginning from adolescence, but without the cultural foundation they've built around it, and also the fact that I'm a hikikomori, I think going further with those sorts of trips would be gambling with my sanity.

What about you?
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>>176121
Have you experienced clinical insanity? :nyaoo2:
Not a bad trip, but actual psychiatric insanity
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Ooohhh u meant trip like acid, that makes more sense

Why is she doing this?
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>>176025
Peeing girls are mystery. You will rarely see one in your life. Unless you were lucky in childhood, live in India or China, have a lil imouto living with you, or have a gf.

Btw, I read "Mleczik" as mleczarz / mlékař.
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>>176060
dandelion
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>>176027
theres always been piss fetishists, its not a recent thing
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>>176027
>>176082
it's just scatfags that have been muddying the waters
no pun intended :vomit:
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>>176027
>The piss fetishists took over lately
Lately? Bruh, I've been posting piss related content for like 2 years.
The site is called 'hey, uri(nate)' for a reason, you know.

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if you were the opposite sex in an alternate universe (or simply born the opposite sex), how different do you think you would be from who you are now?:unsure: both personality wise and physically.

for example, if you are a lolicon, would your genderswap enjoy shota instead? or continue being a lolicon?; would you style your hair differently? be thinner or fatter? do you think you would differ socially from how you are now? and what your cup size/ PENISsize would be

be as detailed as you wish:nyaoo:or call me a faggot

though i know all the men here would be the tomoko kuroki stereotype as a girl
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"Let's pretend I'm still Konata". :drool:
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are you homosexual enough to masturbate to a genderswap filter photo of your face? :nyaoo2:
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I'd have as much sex as possible and wouldn't be fat, because of all the exercise from having sex for hours everyday.

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is being retarded moe?
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Yes.

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we are fat :ph34r:
we are legion :ph34r:
expect us :ph34r:
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Go grab some! :biggrin:

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ON THE GWEEEEEN!!!!! :glare:
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I refuse to play Golf games. Even the good ones. Unless it's Kirby's Dream Course, which barely counts. :wink:
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I had Jack Nicklaus 4 on PC when I was a kid - good fun ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Above the entryway to my apartment building is a keystone bearing a strange symbol (but I can't remember what it is). I walk across the lobby's black-and-white checkered tile floor to the elevator, and take it to the top floor - the 33rd. My apartment is decorated in fanciful Art Deco style. The view from the windows is dizzying. No matter where I go in my apartment, I can't seem to escape the feeling of vertigo. I'm so high above everything and through every window I only see twinkling yellow lights far below me, all under a sky of absolute black. I take a stairwell to the roof. There cold gusts of wind nearly knock me off my feet. I can't help but peer over a ledge. Terror. My heart races and I brace myself against a wall. I can hardly stand and stagger back inside.

In the morning I go downstairs and explore the alleyway. Graffiti'd on the weathered orange brick are cryptic glyphs; letters (Hebrew? Enochian?), triangles, squares. A stairway leads to the basement, above its door another keystone bearing another forgotten symbol.

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girls on toire are moe :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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All I can hear when I look at these pictures is

*PFOOOOT* *PRRRRTT* *BRAAAP* *PFTT*
*PSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*PRRRRRRBBFFFFTTTTTT~!*
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>>175911
All I can hear when I look at these pictures is

Whoosh
drip…
drip…
drip…
drip…
drip
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Post more or I kill myself
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>>176104
Do it, homosexual. 🚾

:sage:

what fruits have you masturbated with? i've only done it with a banana peel
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guess ill have try find a coconut and report back :nyaoo2:
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>>175995
That is what brought upon my question. I love that post.
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I posted one time about how I once masturbated with an apple and how it ended up being kinda unpleasant.
Someone recommended me to use a (boiled?) potato rather than an apple, which I still haven't tried
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after learning about herbcides/pesticides i dont want any vegetable near my private parts :sweat3:
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i once masturbated with a slice of salami and then i ate the salami

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it's not too late to change your hikikomori ways.
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>>176078
>at the late age of 22, where most people would have already graduated from university!
this hurts me deeply ( ´,_ゝ`)
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it has been a fun 3 years of being lazy but i shall get a job (or try to)
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>>176078
I don't know anyone who got out of uni at 22. Everyone fucking ran late on their degree.
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i haet missing out on teh cytube streams and game days because of work ( ´,_ゝ`)
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28 just kill me now ヽ(`Д´)ノ


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