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how to find otokonoko for secks in japan. i'm going on solo vacation there in a few weeks
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i dont like tomboys :closed-eyes2:
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i have seen a few here
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i would like to hear why you dont. i am very one sided in that as a male a woman who is a bit boyish and can share in my hobbies and interests with me directly is distinctly appealing. tomboys also probably have the cutest moans, no?
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(femininity + PENIS) > (masculinity + VAGINA)
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you're an fagget. TOMBOYS FTW
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I always thought I'd remain a virgin until the day I died, but destiny had plans for me it seems. Problem is, I don't know how to have sex. I also don't watch pornography so I don't know what to expect nor what is expected of me. I know there are sex-havers here, so please give me some advice.
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putting in my two cents despite being a virgin because no non-virgin replied:
I think you just need to have fun and to not be afraid of acting like a virgin (*^ใƒผ๏พŸ)b
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Pornography is a very bad way to set your expectations. Real intimacy has nothing to do with what you see in porn.
Good news is you body actually knows everything you need to know. Just let it take the lead.
The first times are normal to be sub par. Just communicate with your partner. They'll probably find your lack of experience cute; let them take the lead. Thousands of years of evolution have taught you how to haev secks. Don't fight it. Be vulnerable.
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Stick it in her pooper
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i am a wizard due:
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When I first had sex, it took me many attempts to find the hole. Basically, the hole is close to the ANUS than you might think. It is at the lower part of the VAGINA, so that it kinda poitns down toward the floor when a woman is standing up. I dunno why but at the time I thought it was more pointing forward in the middle or upper VAGINA.
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>189060
:waha:
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>super_heyuri_world.gif
I LOL'd
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No.189126 [Report] Yeah x1
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Heyuri
You gain LOL
You fail 1life
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I want a boyfriend, or at least a friend that loves me and wants to do things together and doesn't just "cum and go"
I've been told I'm an above average looking guy, but it's just hard to find people who care about you, you know?
My whole life feels like it's over
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>>189112
Okay, forget the encryption then. Post the address here and I'll add you. My address will be called pearlescent so you know it's me.
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>>189114
Psyeeko@movim.eu
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>>189116
Give me a second my client has trouble connecting :sweat2:
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>>189117
Typical!
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>>189121
Shut up!! :angry: I got it working now!
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Ehehe๐Ÿ’“
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fuck you leaf (๏ฝ€โˆฉยด)ฯƒ
*strangles*
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>>189113
ฮฃ(ยฐใƒญยฐ)!!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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game 1: masked magician
game 2: hooded secret
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No.189081 [Report] Yeah x1 AS
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I wish I could work as a male maidservant to a rich family, and live in a Victorian mansion, doing house chores and eating delicious high class food. I would also have sex with the other maids, and maybe steal away some secretive sex with the rich young virgin daughter, who is very spoiled and would beat me viciously, but also struggle to reckon with the fact that a lowly servant such as myself took her virginity.
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It's already quite normal in 2D for male servants to have ecchi with their masters...
So I would rather liek to be a disgusting pig creature that rapes a princess ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
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i think with wealth gaps growing larger you may see servants again in your lifetime.

much like during the height of the industrial revolution, labor turned dirt cheap and people out of work causing ppl to become servants, and the rise of wealthy ppl who hired guys to just open doors or drive you around.

ppl forget back then it was seen as a good thing, rich people were employing vast amounts of people, and instead of working in a factory, you can stand by a door and wait for the master, and open the door and thats your work day... a more preferred job than huffing mercury fumes or coal dust

Likewise, uber, meal delivery, etc are adhoc versions of this servant structure, but because these services are anonymous (you dont know whos delivering your food) the service is unreliable or bad - immigrants or almost homeless people handling your burger eating it before you get it, or delivering your packages and hurting your dog or other disgusting things that happen almost daily.

As the quality of pseudo anonymous servant services goes down, you will see people hire servants to do things instead.

Why pay an indian to get your mcdonalds, when you can pay your friend who you know needs the money? or someone who you know would provide better service to you.
This becomes a retained servant relationship, where specific person(s) are kept in employment.
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>>189093
Would you accept reincarnating as this fat hairy swine, if your owner kept you well fed, and was a pervert who liked to abduct girls and let you rape them?
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>>189095
I would accept that offer any day! Such a good owner-san, letting me have crossbred children ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
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>>189095
thats the ugliest pige i ever did seen
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I think I will watch Louis Theroux and the Nazis tonight (ยด๏ฟข`)
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>>189075
oh no, yucky
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>>189075
u kno sometimes you see boobies of real girls and not internet whores and pornstars and they are really not that special
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>>189075
imagine the guy who got to paint russian/american flags on a bunch of stupid bitches tits
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No.189091 [Report] Yeah x1
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>>189030
cute

>>189075
mental illness
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No.189096 [Report] Yeah x3
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>>189075
old ugly naked hags go to the gas chamber
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The album is the story of a Colonel Tom Parker-type character called Mr. X, who finds a pair of conjoined twins who have miraculous healing powers. He convinces them to let him manage their careers, touring them as holy healers and conducting services during which they cure the masses. Mr. X begins to lust after the "female" twin, then realizes that the twins' sexes are fluid rather than fixed. When he discovers that the twins are far more worldly than he had believed, and therefore less under his control, he plots a vicious rape in which he severs the connection between the two, splitting them forever. In the denouement, he realizes that his feelings for the twins were not being imposed on him by the twins, but came from within himself.
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Sounds like it could be a good novel or movie
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just like in my animes
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lol butts.
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No.189009 [Report] Yeah x1 AS
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Yay :waha:
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:waha:
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:waha:W:waha:A:waha:H:waha:A:waha:
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"DAAEETOONAA!! LEH GO AWAY!!:onigiri: (LEH GO AWAY!!:banana:)"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UqQJRMxy8E
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NOOOOOOOOO IT TOOK YEARS TO GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD
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day tonnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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No.189047 [Report] Yeah x2 AS
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SSL handshake failed
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After all, Heyuri is a sacred website that not every netizen can enter (ยดไบบ๏ฝ€)
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refresh...
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..... FINALLY MY HEYURI ARIVED :waha:
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like just shake my fucking hand bro
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ID LIKE TO SHAKE YOUR HAND
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IN OTHER WOOORDS, HOLD MY HAAAND
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historic ph4t worlder
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Those are just prehistoric M.C. Hammer pants. :biggrin:
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How do 600g traffic-sales-profit in content is built? What are its elements that measures to the numbers?
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what are u gonna do with teh profit once u get rich?
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i dont think he's thought that far ahead yet
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No.188679 [Report] Yeah x4
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he needs to think ahead! what if! He needs to think of it all! not just rotation and shit, what if he doesnt can handle teh fame of the money and ends an hero?
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>postedaniceone
>Getsdelted
Heyuri is for fags
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My business. Naintyours
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I don't think you have brain yet.
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Gugugaga, stfu.

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(;ยดะ”`) 56 looks like an old-age number to you, but people these days
tend to live to around 80. I have 24 years or more left in my life! I am
still young.

Even so, my mothers still around, and she lives in the same 4 story
brick apartment building she did when I was 30. As a young man I bounded
up the stairs in about a minute and a half. Today it takes me 5 or 6 minutes
That's a long time
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Anon take creatine or something and start exercising.
I went fishing with an 85 year old once and I couldn't keep up with his walking pace, for sure fitter than me at the time when I was 21
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I exercise about 6 times a week! It's easy and fun. Makes me relax and time i spend at pc x10 better.
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i exercise 0.01 days a week :waha:
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Keeping up your cardiovascular health and bone mass is incredibly important. Stay active, man. The last thing you wanna lose is your mobility
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"Old" is a descriptor. Old what, exactly? Is it about your body? Sure, it is getting older. Are you, the mind (and also soul if you accept frameworks that allow for those) also getting old? Answer that to yourself.
And while you're at it, try to help people who have seen fewer decades so far. There is much talk about generations this or generations that online, and aside from algorithm-made spam and flood there is some small kernel of truth - but the phenomenon is also caused by algorithms and greedy cynical men who control the machines the algorithms run on. You or I can't do much individually but perhaps even little things we can do can, as a whole, be a sufficient counterweight to the evil being caused by machines controlled by malicious individuals. Or are you too old for this?
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189034 (22nd sphenic number that is sandwiched between products of exactly 4 distinct primes (or tetraprimes)) GET!
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No.189041 [Report] Yeah x2
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Nerd
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