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We will watch Abenobashi Mahou☆Shoutengai (2002) this Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]


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Hey you!

what are you doing right at this very moment!?!?!?
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Lazing in bed, about to fap ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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having breakfast 💦👄
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>>176727
sasuga breast milk :iyahoo:

I remember playing Earthworm Jim a lot as a kid. Can't remember if we had a SNES or a Genesis actually, but I have zero memory of playing any Mario games so it must have been Genesis... No wonder I'm so messed up. :dark:

Anyway I dl'd an emulator cuz EarthBound seems interesting and I wanted to check it out, but I downloaded some other games too. Aside from Earthworm Jim I don't remember playing much from that era... I downloades some other roms from the all time top 10 list. What other games should I get? What other systems should I emulator? I also got NES emulator and smb3. :kuz: Any funny romhacks?

My poopoo PC can handle games up to the PS1/N64/Dreamcast era. I will also get GoldenEye which I played as a kid.
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any specific genres you're interested in or just in general?
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Honestly I became interested in EarthBound from this cat meme. Reading about it, it seems like it might be more artsy than most games from that era. I liked Silent Hill and LSD: Dream Emulator on the PS1. Any games that are surreal, dark and artsy would be really cool. :smile:

But beyond that, any game that is just fun and more casual I guess. A game like EarthBound I imagine, will be more involved but I also want something I can just jump into. I'm liking Mario and I'm sad I never got to play these games as a kid. :emo:

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one day.... you will have a hueg baldspot :x3:
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>one day
its already happening, the hair on the top of my head has been thinning for a while now too :sweat3:
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nope. i take care of my scalp :tongue:
it's not just about genetics, ya know?
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You should celebrate balding, it's an important step of becoming the ugly old rapist you were always meant to be :iyahoo:
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>>176707
but I wanna be a handsome rapist so it stops being rape after a few minutes and the girl I was raping becomes my gf
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>>176711
Fun fact: a girl will self-lubricate even if she is scared or disgusted. And the oxytocin and endorphins and shit will make the bitch think she loves you.

So if your gf ever tells you she's "not in the mood" you slap that hoe and mating press while choking her out. And if you don't have a gf go out and be a man, rape one into your life.

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toire~
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>>176506
makes me wanna be the toilet ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>176558
But you would get p**p** in your mouth...
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TOIRE part 3: The empire strikes back
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Ah ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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delete this photo of me

My daughter's birthday is coming up, she's going to be 9 soon. What should I get her as a present?

She's a bit tomboyish and interested in science. I was thinking I would get her a telescope so we can look at the stars together. There are ones that are under $150, but are they any good? I've never used a telescope before. I was also thinking I would get her a little plastic terrarium thing and a net so we can go catch bugs and frogs and things.
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telescope is fun for looking at craters on the moon with pretty high detail too, it doesn't have to be super expensive either ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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i think you can get a chinese telescope for 150 thats pretty good. maybe.
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>>176684
fine ill buy one so WE can look at the craters on the moon together
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>>176676
Thanks Anon!

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>>176686
I'll definitely do some research so it's not a complete piece of crap, but a telescope + bug collecting kit it is! :happy:
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>>176690
Nice! good luck

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ITS A HEAD HUMPER (;゚Д゚)
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That's my fetish .. :sweat2:

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I don't play much games to speak, but I feel like people who care to play games are concerned about graphics too much

Just make a fun gaem like Japanese RPG games from a few decades ago with good music, interesting story/sexy characters and a world that would make me kill myself if I knew if I would reincarnate at.

Gaem or not I'm not really interested in what some ugly nigra FBI agent is up to :xp:
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its always people people baiting and haev fun calling modern games bad while they dont play games themself. Modern graphics can look absolutely fantastic, re9 is such an example. crimson desert looks insane good graphic wise. But totality agree with >>176671
that good graphics = good game, and this is in general an overall view amonger gamers. But having good graphics also make things a hell a lot of fun!

bf2 = 1000% better than bf6!
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>>176670
what this image is telling me is that i should keep dlss 5 (whatever that is) off
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>>176703
it's literally just a filter that makes your game look AI generated,
so fucking retarded...
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>peak
shut the fuck up please

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theres a neko girl on my Heyuri :nyaoo:
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how many challenge runs do i have to complete to unlock this limited edition skin
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>>176709
60000000000000000000000000000

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Which STYLE do you typically use on teh Heyuri?
I like Ayashii.
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ayashii 4 life
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As of last few weeks, Burichan :nyaoo-closedeyes:
Before that I was using Fuuka

I'll eventually go back to Heyuri Classic & Sakomoto
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>I like Ayashii.
We have an Ayashii theme on Uploader@Heyuri with the most recent update, u should check that out too :biggrin:
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Futaba
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Mercury. I like having Suigintou on my screen, she is very kawaii!

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>>176322
>>176326
That guy's cosplay of a fat nigger holding a McChicken is really really realistic!
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>>176322
Desu in modern times is beautiful :happy:
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>>176614
we need moar of it!
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zOMG its a desu desu

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cute :love:
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I will name him Gerard.
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I name him... Chef
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>>176682
Well I already named him but he can be Chef Gerard. Or maybe Gerard "Chef" [Lastname] if someone wants to come up with a last name also. :smile:

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Not jizzed on? What is this? :unsure:
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Is that the fluid from one of those toys? :unsure: I don't think you should drink that...

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dodge this!:cool:
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>>176656
reminded me of darude sandstorm :sweat:
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>>176656
is that the best you can do? :yawn:
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>>176656
(;゚Д゚)

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"...Your wrists, ankles, knees and hips will be strapped to a metal frame to hold your body in that position. The frame is designed for doggie fuckin’, your ass up in the air, sex organs exposed, your tits hangin’ down on each side of a metal support bar, knees spread about twelve inches, position similar to that of a bitch dog in heat, right in the middle of the floor so we can set on the couch and in chairs, and watch. I’m going to rub canine breeder’s musk on your back, the back of your neck, and on your sex organs. Now I have three dogs. All of ‘em’s male, cause I don’t need any fuckin’ pups. One of ‘em is a very large German shepherd that is always horny, and he loves it when I bring him in the house to fuck a woman. After I let him in the house, he’ll sniff around you a little bit and, within a minute, he’ll be mounting you. There’s about a 50–50 chance which hole he’ll get his PENIS into, but it doesn’t seem to bother him whether it’s the pussy or the asshole. His PENIS is pretty thin. It goes in easy, but it’s about ten inches long and when he gets completely excited, it gets a hell of a knot right in the middle of it. Now I’ve had slaves tell me that it feels like they got a baseball inside of ‘em. It doesn’t take long. He’s gonna hump you real fast for about three or four minutes. And while he’s doin’ it, he’ll wrap his front legs around your chest to hold himself in position. And, in the process, he’ll probably scratch your tits up a little bit, with his claws. ..."
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Uhhhhhhhh wtf? :sweat2:

:sage:
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>>176650
Yeah...
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