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Oh god I'm talking to a 14 year old boy online and he seems to really admire me... :blush: How do I resist? :worry: He's such a cutie... :dizzy:
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don't force it, there is a threshold that I feel like we've been approaching for the last few days
but it's a topic for site discussion https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?res=68053&page=0#p9_68057
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>>174615
I've been warning everyone. It's truly getting out of hand
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>>174615
I'll make a thread in /l hows that?
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How about boys made of candy?
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>>174617
there are already some threads for it iirc but dew it

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anon I think you're the best!
yes I'm talking to YOU! not the other anons reading, but YOU in particular ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Osaka is mentally retarded. :biggrin:
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no anon, you are the best :biggrin:
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THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU.

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Punishment? Judgment from God? :cry:
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macbook haet shit sandwich :furious:
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holy crap lois
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>>174592
punishment for eating at your desk like a retard :xd:
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>>174610
where else should you eat?
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>>174611
on the floor like all normal people? :glare1:

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'An amendment tabled to parliament will make possessing fictional incest manga punishable up to 5 years in prison, both for holding or distributing.'
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Oh boy I can't wait for Ofcom to pull out their 'we are very angry' letters to basically everyone. :glare1:
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>>174577
oi, that charactah looks a bit yung innit. incest is roight nonce type behave'ya innit, 'afta shut yer websoit down
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>174505
Sank you Anon-san. 🙇 I always wonder why there is so much brother/sister wincest in hentai, but comparatively little daddy-daughter hentai. Low birth rates mean that there are less daddies to fap to doujins? :unsure:

I also recommend this one: [Bizensiki Roroppu (Bizen)] Chichi + Musume + Sex = | Father + Daughter + Sex = [English] [head empty]
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A looot of stuff here. No six digits to help out? Just pasting on an nhentai url is way easier.

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Check out my translation of a manga
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>>174538
wow saucenao is so very helpful and reliable and works 100% of the time indeed...
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https://nhentai.net/g/631124/
found it LOL
hope you faggots liek otokonoko ( ´ω`)
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>>174549
I tried too haha
shadows house seems interesting but I have lots to read
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ascii2d worked. cool
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looking deeper into the artist's content, its p good!
https://nhentai.net/g/622374/

i wish i was her
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Aren't these both girls? So which "her"?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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heyuri Istanbul hamam meetup ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Kuz said kaguya is 200cm+ and very hairy, so that might be kaguya in the foreground.

Unless kuz is lying. He might want to scare off any potential predators by claiming kaguya is some big dude when in fact kaguya is a 160cm shota. Maybe he just said that to look out for him
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>>174580
so was kuz the uke ?
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Semi related but since wrestling was mentioned in the meetup thread, do u guys know the objective for winning in Turkish wrestling? Let's use this thread as a chance to learn a bit about it :biggrin:
>Oil wrestling also called Turkish oil wrestling, is the national sport of Turkey.
>Oil wrestling was performed by ancient communities 4,500 years ago in Thrace and the Balkans. As the Ottoman Empire extended into Europe, oil wrestling competitions have been held ceremoniously until modern times.
>Practices similar to oil wrestling can be traced back to ancient Sumer and Babylon. It was also a popular sport amongst the Ancient Greeks and the Romans.
>The annual Kırkpınar tournament, held in Edirne in Turkish Thrace since 1346, is the oldest continuously running, sanctioned sporting competition in the world.
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>A wrestler's garment comprises only leather pants below the knee called kıspet.
>According to the rules of oil wrestling, the loser is the wrestler whose back touches the ground as a result of the opponent's actions ("showing belly to the stars"); sitting supported by two hands behind them; touching the ground with both elbows or elbow and hand. The winner is the wrestler who raises his opponent and either carries him three steps or spins him around. If a wrestler's kıspet gets pulled down (revealing his genitals), he loses as well, though losing under such circumstances is unlikely.
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>>174582
watched an oil wrestling competition once. it lasted from afternoon to evening. the final competition lasted about half an hour. I also met an old lady who comes to watch the competition every year. I think she was a fujoshi :dark:
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>>174586
and that fujoshi was me

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Alysa Liu was conceived via in-vitro fertilization (IVF) using her father Arthur Liu's sperm and an anonymous egg donor (who was Caucasian/white).
She was carried and born via gestational surrogacy (a surrogate mother with no genetic relation to her).
Her father, a single parent an extremely wealthy Chinese political immigrant, intentionally chose Caucasian egg donors for his five children (including Alysa and her siblings who are also coincidentally girls) to promote what he described as "benefiting" from a "diverse gene pool"

Arthur Liu is a single man who paid exorbitant amounts of money for the creation of multiple female children.

In the united states a person can pay for the full process of IVF with egg donation and gestational surrogacy as a single intended parent. This is fully legal in the state of california. And has occurred as early as 1990. The process is given the term assisted reproductive technology (ART). And has allowed for selection of genetic traits as well as gender.

There are no ethical obligations requiring clinics to provide or to refuse non-medical sex selection.


Base gestational surrogacy such as surrogate compensation, agency, legal document creation fees, insurance, expenses. Embryo creation, transfers, meds, monitoring. Egg donation compensation, agency, retrieval cycle, more legal fees for contract negotiations, psychological screening, travel, contingencies like lost wages or C-section bonuses for the surrogate, Runs $140,000–$350,000 per child based on average estimates.
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>>174533
more like avant gay
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I bet she smells funky. Not even a Heyurizen would dare stick his dick in that thing :dark:
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>And has allowed for selection of genetic traits as well as gender.
Fertile futa babies! Eternal shotas and lolis genetically engineered with a disorder that stops puberty!! A clone embryo with your genetic code, artificially treated with hormones in the womb and physically developing as the opposite sex!!! :astonish:

THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!
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>>174548
I would definitely marry girl-me! We could use heyuri together every day! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>174547
i second this, i dont know what people see in her. 😖

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only k00l kids use teh Heyuri :cool:
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Don't you mean huge perverts? :biggrin:

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Is anyone else really nostalgic for early 2024?
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>>173794
I'm nostalgic for the times I didn't try to blend into society and talk to normies
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is this real lol.
well lately i'm looking back at the charm of 2020-2022 but 2024 was barely a year ago. like yknow it's literally february 2026. when it comes to real nostalgia i'm looking back at 2012-2015 pretty hard at the moment. really good anime came out around then and i remember it was the last time before 2019 where i was actually looking in awe at the rising quality of anime by JC staff and such. like they looked so fucking and the style of Hennneko reviving moe properly was such an adorable sight to behold.
but 2024 was definitely the start of another era and we're in the middle of that era. idk what definition of nostalgia there is that would apply to "REMEBER A YEAR AGO??" unless you entered middle school in 2024 or something lol that'd be crazy an you should go back to watching nickelodeon or whatever lol
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>>174546
"2012-2015""
Half the users on this website were born between 2007 and 2012 so there you have it.
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2024 was good :banana:
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>>174556
i born 2022 and smarter then most here!!!!!😝😜😁❤😊

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God damn, this is some good mayonnaise
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Quit playing around and keep making my sandwich, bitch. :biggrin:

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If you were handsome/beautiful.

No matter what cards you got in life. Maybe you have rich parents who let you do what you want. Maybe you are a natural born savant and excel in school. Maybe you are an adult with a decent paying job and a good work/life balance. In the end, if you are ugly or even just mediocre looking, you probably don't even know how much your missing out on.

Objectively speaking the type of person who uses a website like this is probably not anything above a 4/10. The most beautiful of you may be mediocre at best. Some of you are fat, some of you are lanky. You probably have long hair, unshaven faces, and wear glasses. It's just... sad.

I am the exception. And although I cannot, due to the contents of Heyuri, ever show my face, I can assure you I am quite beautiful.
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>>174524
I'm attractive but have nothing else going on for me. Only a few people know I exist and even fewer know my real name (´人`)
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>if you didn't tell lies on the Internet
You really think OP would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies? :astonish:
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>you get jobs easier
if you were that handsome you could just live in a wealthy girl's house and be a NEET, or make money selling amateur porn instead of getting a job
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>>174543
Handsome guys dont do porn. And the ones that do don't get paid particularly well. Unless its gay porn. And, well, given the way he talks and acts maybe OP should try out

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Whu happened to MP1 and MP2? :worry2:
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>>174480
MP0 was VHS
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so, if you're talking video, MPEG 1 and 2 (.mpg, .mpeg) were used a bunch and got displaced by MPEG 4 (.mp4, .m4v)

if you're talking audio, MPEG-1 layer 1 (.mp1)... wasn't ever used much but existed, layer 2 (.mp2) found quite a bit of use
but MP3s were smaller, and naturally beat out both formats since the tradeoffs were encoding/decoding speed (mp1 is easier than mp2, which is easier than mp3) while hardware got faster
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mp0
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Max Payne 1 and 2 are still on Steam and GOG, what are you talking about :closed-eyes:

Shota level is approaching supercritical!! 🏭 ⚠ Quick, post lolis to even it out!!! D-Don't forget that you love lolis the most, r-right /b/!?
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FAGET locations are found!!! Send in teh pantsu
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my fellow shotamen... THEY'RE ON TO US
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>>174469
Ah, now it all makes sense why we are losing this war: the enemy is within. My lolicon folk comrades, we have been betrayed by our leadership!
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postan in teh threda
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I mostly like lolils with big oppai. I know many of Heyuri do not agree with this, so I will only post once.
Thank you for your time. (´π`)

me dreaming of 30-something asian hags
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The day after Christmas? :biggrin: 🍰
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


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