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No.165031
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How do you think the average Heyurizen looks like:nagato:
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No.165172
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>>165163
welcome to another episode of "to catch a predator" :cool:
I have just been contacted by this sick fuck who's pretending to be a 40 year old ojisan, we invited him here to expose him and arrest him for trying to take advantage of defenseless ojisans! :angry:
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No.165174
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I don't know about the "average", but I myself am very handsome/beautiful. Easily the most beautiful person here. Girls look at me with eyes that say "I wish he was my boyfriend".. etc - I spend alot of time at the mirror, etc

I'd post a picture if doing so didn't jeopardize my employment, but alas...
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No.165175
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Today I put on my glasses and looked in the mirror, and who did I see, but a very handsome man staring back at me. :cool:

I feel confident enough that I'm tempted to post a selfie, but worry it might come back to bite me later. :sweat:
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No.165179
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>I feel confident enough that I'm tempted to post a selfie, but worry it might come back to bite me later.
DEW IT (・∀・)
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No.165185
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>>165163
Lolicon lolis exist too, baka!
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No.165182
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do u like ur birthday?
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No.165184
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yes :nosebleed:
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No.165177
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The Trump admin's new debanking report indicates they are going to pressure big banks to do business with PORN companies who they claim were inappropriately discriminated against, and to begin taking actions against visa and mastercard for their pressure against porn online

https://www.occ.gov/news-issuances/news-releases/2025/nr-occ-2025-123.html
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No.165178
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I am usually skeptical of politicians doing good, but I believe Trump really means it. His base doesn't really approve of him catering to porn sites, but his donors do. He is likely to cave into the donors requests - this isn't the type of thing he would flaunt, as it doesn't benefit his image.

The US must be the last bastion for freedom! Trump-san must protect us!
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No.165181
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inb4 he bans loli hentai and tor and sends feds to seize the servers and arrest anyone suspected of hosting either
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No.165183
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i dont have the highest hopes (or interest) but fuck heug banks and payment processors/networks. they all SUX :xp:
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No.165165
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Number with exactly 5 distinct odd prime divisors {3,5,7,11,13} GET!!:dance2:

https://oeis.org/A147578
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No.165166
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uhhh teh link is raepd for some reasons :unsure: https://oeis.org/A147578
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No.165167
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MATH GET :iyahoo::nagato:
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No.165180
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HOLY SHIT IT'S THE NUMBER WITH EXACTLY 5 DISTINCT ODD PRIME DIVISORS :astonish:
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No.165079
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Revelations: Persona
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No.165085
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.165128
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>>165085
lol
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No.165176
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>>165085
classic :biggrin:
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No.165049
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:cry::cry:
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No.165103
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that's what happens to horses ┐(´～`)┌
they don't really handle injury well in general

peta has spent a lot of time euthanizing animals anyway so they should know （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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No.165107
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>>165103
I don't like Peta but I do like when people kick sand in the faces of stupid nerds with the truth
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.165117
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sniffing horse girl glue (´￢`)
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No.165173
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>>165103
what if a wild horse gets injured? is it a nearly guaranteed death sentence?

seems like evolution didn't do well with them （ ´,_ゝ`）
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No.165168
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Me on the left. 😳 😝
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No.165169
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heyuri meetup?
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No.165170
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PARADISE
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No.165171
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they had to ask 100 or so people to film porn and 90% or more of them may be within the camera's field of view for maybe 2 or 3 seconds
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No.165157
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.165158
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🐧
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No.165159
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:kuz:
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No.165162
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>>165157
chubby bitch.
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No.165164
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>>165159
isn't it that fluffy penguins are kodomo penguins?
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No.164736
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I was at school earlier (I'm 18 btw no need to worry about r0) and a year 7 (11 or 12 year old) walked into the area where my year hangs around at break time during break time. He started hanging around a group of people on the other side of the room so I walked over to see what all the situation was about and one thing lead to another and I got into a fight with him that I lost. Like it wasn't a proper serious fight we were just pushing no punching or kicking or anything and we shook hands after but still, I lost in a fight to a preteen.
It is with this fate that I cannot go on for any longer like this and I need to get stronger and increase my fighting skills so if anybody knows how to do that please fucking tell me, although please consider that I don't really want to heavily disrupt my current lifestyle of spending the vast majority of my free time on the computer and not paying too much attention to my diet, I definitely don't want to start going to the gym (puke).
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No.164760
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Have you tried opening the skills menu? You can allocate any available skill points there.
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No.164775
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>Anyone know how to get strong without going to the gym or anything
>I don't really want to heavily disrupt my current lifestyle of spending the vast majority of my free time on the computer and not paying too much attention to my diet, I definitely don't want to start going to the gym (puke).
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No.164798
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The thing you are looking for is weight assisted calisthenics and fasting.
https://www.scribd.com/document/399334659/Monkey-Strength
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No.164811
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People get jacked in prison with purely bodyweight exercises. I've been exercising for the past half year as a hikki neet and have been getting a bit of gains. Eventually you will plateau and since you can't really increase weight you have to increase volume, which means you would have to be exercising for like 2 hours. You will still be much stronger and healthier even if you don't do it that long.
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No.165160
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carry a knife everywhere you go:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.165145
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Nyu, or...
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No.165146
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Nyu?
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No.165147
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AND SURPRISE CONTESTANT, HOKKE MIRIN :hokke:
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No.165148
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Nyu wouldn't harm Puchiko, she'd swaddle her in her loving arms and hug her until she nyu'd and Puchiko would feel very loved and wanted and wouldn't resist at all. :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Of course, Dejiko and the others would want to get her back and they'd instantly die at Nyu's hands for daring to take her new snuggle buddy away. :nyaoo:
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No.165149
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:hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke:
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No.165156
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If switching to Lucy isn't against the rules I can't think of many enemies she wouldn't be able to beat.
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No.164729
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Have you ever met kaguya IRL? I'm doing that right now ( ´ω`)
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No.165139
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>>165138
he just meant he got a stomach flu a while ago （ ´,_ゝ`）
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>>165137
>>165139
lolicon is a disease, and it is venereal, so kaguya was just speaking the truth
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No.165141
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>>165137
LOL everyone probably thought he caught gonorrhea
never change, kagunyaa~ :xd:
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No.165142
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all those jigabytes in server-chan better be going to good use!
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No.165154
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>>165137
lolll
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No.165151
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Do you liek my car? :smile:
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No.165153
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let me ride her too! :biggrin:
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No.165050
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do u have A job?
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No.165125
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>>165124
we all receive free heyuri-brand LOLs, including you!
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No.165126
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nope
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No.165131
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>>165050
no, considering it though since i want to buy a pretty doll.
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No.165132
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i do :cry:
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No.165144
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Not anymore
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No.165044
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.165143
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／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
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No.165002
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i love fnaf
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No.165119
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>98675287_p0.png
i would've gotten into this gay ass game if it was like that :nosebleed:
what was the story about? he killed kidz? how unrealistic... he would've 100% raped them if this happened irl :biggrin:
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No.165129
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>>165093
#fnaf on gamejolt, most of them are like the originals.
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No.165130
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>>165119
>he would've 100% raped them if this happened irl
there was a fangame that had a rapist pedophile villain but apparently that's worse than child murder :sweat3:
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No.165134
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>>165130
People tend to forget that the guy behind FNAF (Scott Cawthon) is a really, really religious Evangelical Christian, the only reason he stopped making videogames was because they leaked his donations to conservative politicians

You couldn't get that man to write something like sexual undertones in a horror game even if you paid him $5 million dollars
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>>165134
you could probably get him to make something like this for free
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