If I can choose who it is, yes. There are plenty of evil rich and powerful guys the same age as me. As for the cause of death, something as humiliating and publicly televised as possible. Something like getting Mr. Hands'd consensually while in some super gay fetish outfit.

>>177246
Yes, then im oiling up the body and taking her tight ass for my own.

its no fun if they cant find back!

moot torn asunder by two horses, publicly (´人｀)

>>177267
more

I wonder if the term 3DPD was meant, or has ever been applied to , at the time it were popular.

niko niko niiii~~~~~

>>177908
NO exceptionz!!1
even if they have better bodies

Do Pashtuns count as white or asian

>>177914
They're aryans in the most accurate sense of the word

I'm sick of these dumb bitches shitting up the place.

>>177897
youre shitting up the board! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

the toilet is the most boring place for girl pee or poo to go, it's a waste. it shouldn't even be legal for hot girls to use toilets

if I ever become a wealthy CEO, I'll instruct teh HR department to show job applicants some lolicon picz, and only hire those who get b0narz by looking at them

if I ever become a wealthy CEO, I'll only hire beautiful teen and tween girls and their jobs will just be finding ways to make sperm come out of my PENIS

Is pedophilia associated with LGBT? I know in the 50s it was, but as far as I know the gays backstabbed the pedos ages ago. In my opinion if pedos want to normalise themselves, they should push it to the left as sexual liberation, and to the right as a way to get old fashioned traditional virgin brides. I think that the reason for a lot of the hate against pedos atm is because society doesn’t accept racism or homophobia as much nowadays, so people use a group no one will defend as their punching bag.
Just my thoughts ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

>I know in the 50s it was, but as far as I know the gays backstabbed the pedos ages ago.

In the US and many west countries it was associated with gays because it was prosecuted the same. For example, in america pre-1950 a gay would be arrested for Sodomy, likewise a pedophile would be arrested for sodomy as well, sodomy was a catch-all umbrella charge for deviant sex in general, and this lead to the early associations with gays and pedos as bed fellows.

>as far as I know the gays backstabbed the pedos ages ago.
There were pro-pedo movements into the 70s and 80s but when the hysteria ramped up, gays dropped all outward association with pedophilia, Gays at the time wanted to be taken seriously and survive the sex negative, censorship period of the late 80s, gain the right of marriage, etc. So they threw pedos (especially hetero ones in particular) under the bus. The whole "We're weird, but we're not as weird as THOSE GUYS!" Mentality you see today with LGBT tw*tter types echos the same mentality of gay activists during the 80s

In the eyes of Anglo-Saxon culture, pedophiles serve as the propitiation of sins for homosexuals. Our society would have never accepted them if it didn't have another group of 'perverts' to direct its hate towards. So of course the homos joined them.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>177761
LOL

telenigras

>>177762
WHERE DA HOOD AT

>>177826
right dere ( ´ω`)

>>177899
I've never heard of a better alternative (other than tor browser)

>>177902
There's not anything wrong with ungoogled chromium is there?

I use Icecat because I liek cats

Yeah, and imagine how badly a group of teenage girls would bully you for using Linux

what even is that operating system? it doesn't look like Windows or Mac.

what do you mean it's 'free' and 'respects your privacy'? like who the fuck cares. are you like, totally poor AND a pedophile on top of that?

well just look at what he's wearing, what do you think?

*giggles*

A challenger appears!

>>177915
More leik Roller QUEEN

LOL

Baka baka baka baka baka!

>>177871
slippery when wet

>>177871
teh dildo was still stuck on the wall after that!?!?

That's gotta hurt

>>177871
>>177894
considering the fact that she was in her bathroom it's very likely that she fell head first into her toilet
Also op what's her name

only the ones that are 2D or look identical or nearly identical to girls
oh and they must be shaved

i declare this

>>177912
no, big hairy men should do it too
especially if theyre fat or bald

by otokonoko and onnanoko alike, this is how hairy fat men should be greeted like (´人｀)

>>177621
counter strike source is also another great choice for gaming night. we can do hostage rescue, bomb defusal or play on a mini game server

>>177754
Since we have three options now, I made a poll ヽ(´∇`)ノ
I accidentally voted for ut2004 but whatevs (; ´ω`)
https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1774423647.html
vote or ur ghey, s0z dont maek teh roolz

In theory, I'd prefer Bomberman, but I've been playing it by myself since this thread went up... not only have I not won a single battle, I've been the first to die every single time

>>177767
play, blow up and repeat

seeing as UT2004 is in the lead right now on the poll it looks like that's what we'll be playing
unfortunately, i can't host a server because my ISP is teh ghey and blocks port forwarding, so if someone else can host it that'd be nice

>>177787
i realized it before that but i decided on augmenting my way with the chemical route and i could feel the ultimate truth in its entirety and became one with it in a world where existence and inexistence meet and body and form and anything is worth just as much as anything else or nothing at all

>>177776
>>177778
off by one

>>177790
who wouldn't pass up such a cute boy

>>177790
i shall follow the way of the monk

>>177776
but what of the ecstatic joys of being torn limb from limb? is not the sensation, only ever once to be experienced, of sensory intensities beyond intensity a delight in itself? this world is wonderful, even its heights of misery are a delight to the otherwise still heart of life? what body doesnt ache to be ruined.

>>177794
ohhh eros you lure me

damn that su-...

>>177841
Is something the matter, dear?

hiding your stupid thread

Finally some real hottie! We on Heyuri are so tired of JBs, schoolgirls, fukken lolis, 18yos and so on.

I wonder if Anglotards realize making all loli b& and illegal means people go to pizza cuz loli is already criminal there

>>177789
south korea is like this, theres a lot of people watching pizza in south korea because all porn is banned (yes they are retarded like that). When all porn is banned there is really nothing separating pizza from other porns when it is all similarly treated as illegal materials that bring fines and jail time, people just throw their hands up and are like "fuck it, im already a criminal for this why not be more of a criminal"

>>177798
So that's why I can't connect to porn sites when using a south korean VPN server. Are they trying to be the worst country on earth?

>>177814
Their country was secretly run by a feminist cult for 20+ years, so yeah.

>>177817
I've never heard that
More info?

>>177846
>uh
>duh
never heard of a dating site that doesn't ask for your phone are you shitting me?
>never put ur real name/address on the internet
no shit sherlock

i love them more than girls who claim to be under 18 and girls who are actually 18

If it's to get through an age prohibition thing it's alright, but otherwise I feel like underage girls who admit they're underage tend to be more appealing.
I mean, the girls in this thread's pictures just look like common whores.

>>177850
you werent suppose to do that?

>>177846
>>177850
Aren't there services that allow you to use a phone number that can't be tied back to you?

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>>177884
Fr I used to work myself to death when I was lucky enough to find a job that wouldn't even let me move out of my parents house, now I live somewhere where people are actually paid fairly and I see AI and am honestly just relieved

I mean idk if the future will be better or worse, but my mentality back then was just "what am I even doing, I'm going to work until I die and not even be able to build anything worth all the trouble in my lifetime" but now I'm like "well at least if this doesn't improve things, it'll change up the monotiny" LMAO

If I still lived in that situation, I'd 100% be using AI to my advantage to make survivability less insane. My mental health has only increased since talking to AI, so I can only imagine how beneficial it would have been to me back then.

When you're a certain level of poor, the global politics kinda don't really directly affect you anymore, you're practically living like a scavaging hunter/gatherer, so it'd be like if you were stranded on an island and a fully functioning computer with all the internet downloaded to it somehow washed up without getting damaged. And... you were somehow able to plug it up... idk I'm not good at metaphors, but you get the point lol
When you're that poor, the only people that really matter are the ones who tolerate you and are willing to share their resources, but if those people suck (which they probably will because they're cranky at how much life sucks) then you're gonna be trapped in a toxic environment thats even harder to get out of. Even just having an AI as an imaginary friend even if its stupid as shit would be an improvement in that scenario.
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>>177892
DAMMIT messed up the scroll ><

i'd honestly be okay with being homeless even as long as i had a warm place to sleep and food every night

>>177893
scroll tag isn't for all posts longer than a single paragraph, yours wouldn't even appear in a box for most viewports

>>177896
Ah... I see...
I'm used to my friends not replying if I send messages half that long

I guess I should think of it more like Tumblr "read more" cutoff...?