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horror stream when?

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rawr!
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>>176183
teh rawr xD
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Goddamn :nosebleed:
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im very scared :nosebleed:

:astonish:
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:onigiri: *dies from moe* :onigiri:
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:onigiri: *dies from moe* :onigiri:

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did anyone ever get on heyuri townhall?:nyaoo:
has it always been inactive? or does no one care anymore:blush:
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>>176160
It was a lot of fun. I'm back on if anyone else wants to join again. ^^
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hachikuji has become a fugitive. if you see him, call the police!
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im thinking about organizing regularly scheduled meet ups on gikopoi just to see if we can get a sizeable party going :mona2: might b fun
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>>176173
There's a bunch of people on there now, we're talking about 9/11 conspiracy theories. :biggrin:
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goode england rabbit :xp:

Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to austrian throne murdered earlier today at around 11 am :sweat:
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oh the horror :glare:
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Who cares, it's not like it's going to cause a big war :sweat3:
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now that the ayatollah and his family and hundreds of lolis have been murdered surely iran will surrender
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thats one epic mustache
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Nothing ever happens .. unless you live in the powder keg of Europe. :dark:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powder_keg_of_Europe

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Need otouto and being the slightly older onee san forever... The loli never leaves you and when you notice it you want to loli again, anyone else??? :blush::blush::blush:
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I dunno what ur saying LOL but yeah similar-age bro/sis wincest is great :biggrin:

If there any little girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well below average in my country (Located in my mother's basement in Alabama)

2. Age: I am below 60, but above 40.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 1.9/10. First person sources: Two little girls at the playground screamed and ran away saying I was a "monster"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :kuma6:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 4-10

2. Located in USA

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 White and or Asian

4. Willing to hop in my van (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:)
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heyuri copypasta :biggrin:
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Nice try, buddy. :lolico:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>176198
are there rock CDs and beer too? :kuma6:

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PANTSU MOGIRE BEAM
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lol butt.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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every heyruizen is one of these three i believe ( ´ω`)
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purupurupururin
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>>176156
did we watch the same show...? :glare:
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>>176174
what do you mean?
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I'd never let either of those low-testosterone nerd guys into my NEET cave, and if a girl ever came in she'd never leave.
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>>176190
> she'd never leave alive
fixed

how do you treat bugs?
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hell no
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when I lived in a roach infested apartment, I noticed the young roaches specifically would crawl on me :biggrin:
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I never kill them. I always scoop them up and toss them outside, sometimes with a short prayer for them to be reincarnated as humans. I hate seeing anyone kill them so mercilessly. :cry:
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I debug and fix them on my own or I post an issue on a bugtracker :biggrin:

Why is she doing this?
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>>176027
theres always been piss fetishists, its not a recent thing
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>>176027
>>176082
it's just scatfags that have been muddying the waters
no pun intended :vomit:
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>>176027
>The piss fetishists took over lately
Lately? Bruh, I've been posting piss related content for like 2 years.
The site is called 'hey, uri(nate)' for a reason, you know.
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>>176077
It's a cute version of my other known Moniker, PancerzonyMlecz, metal right?

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if you were the opposite sex in an alternate universe (or simply born the opposite sex), how different do you think you would be from who you are now?:unsure: both personality wise and physically.

for example, if you are a lolicon, would your genderswap enjoy shota instead? or continue being a lolicon?; would you style your hair differently? be thinner or fatter? do you think you would differ socially from how you are now? and what your cup size/ PENISsize would be

be as detailed as you wish:nyaoo:or call me a faggot

though i know all the men here would be the tomoko kuroki stereotype as a girl
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I'd have as much sex as possible and wouldn't be fat, because of all the exercise from having sex for hours everyday.
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>and what your cup size/ PENISsize would be
It's only logical that your bewb/pen0r size is proportional to your current pen0r/bewb size

Micro PENIS = flat chest
Monster cock = HUEG titties
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>It's only logical that your bewb/pen0r size is proportional to your current pen0r/bewb size
I think PENIS size in reality moar likely determines your would-be clitoris size
Having an above average PENIS means u dodged being born a woman with an ugly VAGINA :sweat2:
...and having a pretty VAGINA means u dodged borning a guy with a micro PENIS :sweat:
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>if you are a lolicon, would your genderswap enjoy shota instead?
I think my sexuality is colored by my experiences and traumas which would be different if I was a girl, so it would be impossibru to say. That said, I would like to be a LOLi. Sign me up.

>do you think you would differ socially from how you are now?
Yes everyone would love me because I would be a cute LOLi instead of a smelly pervert ojisan. I wouldn't be a hikikomori and I would wear a randoseru to school. B-But instead of being lonely I might get molested constantly.. :blush:
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A shota... Or trap?

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gokiburu~
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>176168
holy shit (;゚∀゚)

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is being retarded moe?
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Yes.
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very :biggrin:

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This doll climbed a whole mountain all by herself. What have you done lately?
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raid underwear draws
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Then who was camera?


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