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hi kidz, this is bunny, wouldnt it be a shame if someone abused him?
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such a shame.
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@poke>bunny

Why hasn't anyone thought of this??? :glare:
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>188184
systemctl status heyuri
Active: inactive (dead)

heyuri is dead :cry::cry::cry:
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systemctl restart heyuri

systemctl status heyuri
: Active (running)


heyuri is alive, the day is saved ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
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wget iruyeh
chmod +x iruyeh
sudo systemctl reboot --force
Heyuri:kaguya
pw: ilovekuz
startheyuri

---- boot up ---
iruyeh.net

(USER WAS SENT TO HAX0R PRISON FOR THIS POST) banhammer

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>>188252
there is NOTHING WRONG with being Iruyeh!!

i never had my PENIS suxed, but it's sort of scary how teh girl sucking have all the power in the world to just BITE! SCARY!
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Imagine vampire girls that depend on sucking blood from dicks to survive...
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>>188245
that's a succubus
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>>188246
i didn't know succubuses were supposed to suck blood out of PENISes
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>>188247
itz a built-in straw!!1
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having dick sucked is not that great... sucking dick however? incredible

I'm curious whether any heyurizens are into this stuff and recognize the reference in pic related. This is a throwaway thread I make before committing to effortposting to test the waters.
I have a ton to say about this topic because I'd love to share with likeminded people, but my usual place is overrun by people who have succumbed to magusitis and other things that plague more experienced individuals. I'd love to talk with people with emptier glasses and maybe form an informal community of anons here.

No srs business.

when was teh last time u look a long, nice deep purple bath?
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y-you are not meant to take a shit in the bath water!!! (;๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)
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>>188168
Then why is in the room where the toilet paper is? Checkmate, faggit.
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toliet paper are for putting on teh wall as decoration after each use! wtf is wrong with u?
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last thursday :mgappa:
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back when i was acting nice in [s4s]

please sub for me!
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Pee on that guy! :angry:
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

What smuggling techniques are still viable in the current era?

For administrative/legal purposes smuggling could be anything -- bringing Bibles into North Korea, pork into the Middle East, heritage strains of catnip, etc. An example: I don't know why it happened but when I wanted to mail an Amazon Kindle from China to Europe it did not clear customs on the China side until I scraped off the Amazon logos on the device.

It seems to me that for smaller quantities of prohibited items, snail mail is better than physically bringing objects on your person through airport. The volume of mail that standard mail processing centers see make it virtually impossible for agents to detect, e.g. 5 grams of powder, microsd card, small amounts of paper money, etc.

When transporting things of very small volume, my best approach at the airport has either been sewing things into the hems of my clothes or doing creative packaging. e.g forbidden candies containing High Fructose Corn Syrup and red #40 are mixed in with regular candies in a bag, bag resealed. Or seeds of tea trees mixed in with a bag of coffee beans which are easily separated out after clearing the border.

... airport police are mostly looking for bombs, quantities of precious metals, quantities of foreign currency, quantities of controlled substances.... things that are ultimately small potatoes and gray area on scanners should make it through, too much stuff is passing through customs every day to warrant full investigations of every possibly suspicious package
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>>188119
Also quick reply ate my picture.
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How to smuggle little kids from third world asian countries :kuma6:
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>>188045
narco submarines ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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honestly, smuggling small quantities of pills is probably not that hard.

What is truly hard would be smuggling something like comic LO or idol dvds into a western country.

All it takes is a fat hag to flip through a couple pages and youre detained for years.
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>>188045
Dog gave you an inconspicuous little butthole for a reason

The most sacred thing in the world is the pure heart of an innocent young girl.
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That's why breaking her heart is the most evil act imaginable. Violating her innocence is the most mortal of sins.
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I'm a sinful man (;ยดะ”`)
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>>188223
What about breaking her hymen
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>>188220
actually it's her big b00bz! \(^.^)/

New work by AVCHonline. His work is always so beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpMbjDj6ATc
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Cute. :love:
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I think this is the first animation he's done since "the story of the red shoes". Anyway, there is just something so beautiful about all of his art. It is so unique, I've never seen anything like from anyone else. All of his art has this beautiful aura. It is this beautiful purgatory between saccharine innocence and somberness and melancholy.

It reminds me of dreams I've had where I find something of such incomprehensible beauty that it can exist only within the dreams, and cannot even be imagined. In some of these dreams I become lucid towards the end and try to desperately grasp it into the real-world, but of course fail. The first time I found his artwork, it was late at night. The next morning I had thought it had been a dream, only to discover that it was actually real. It felt like I somehow took out of a dream and into the real-world.

The melancholic and somber part also reminds of this distinct type of loneliness and fading that I have only experienced in dreams as well. It feels like the setting of the sun. Glancing away and towards it get and the feeling suddenness when you come to realize how much has changed.
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looks like mlp but anime :huh:
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hi
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I admire your enthusiasm schizo-san, although personally I can't seem to find anything special in this video

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๐Ÿฑ OLD CAT MEMES ๐Ÿฑ

(;ยดะ”`)
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LOOK OUT SNAIL(;ยดะ”`)(;ยดะ”`)
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Worry not, for the snail shan't die from the salt
But from OP's use of a thumbnail rather than the original image ๏ผˆใƒป๏ผกใƒป๏ผ‰
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>>188202
me found pic on another board
tysm for full pic!! ๏ผผ(๏ผพo๏ผพ)๏ผ

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look at that beautiful, elegant, breathtaking shark :astonish:
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what shark

I want to make something fun and unserious so if anyone has any ideas jokes culture stuff maybe I'll even make it about heyuri or something idk maybe you can romance the characters anything is possible !as a artist and somewhat rpgmakermz coder I can do it I'll give you my dic if u wanna team up lolz( ยดฯ‰`)
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I think it would be funny if we humanised apps/wedsite's and such would be funny to see moe American culture in RPG/visual novel form. you know those 2000's anime kawaii girl mascots like this > ( I would prp redisng them but yk what I mean)(ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`)
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Make it so that in addition to equipping characters with head equipment, body equipment, etc. you can equip characters with pantsu. The particularity of pantsu equipments is that contrarily to other equipment types, characters cannot share each other's pantsus (once a character wears a pantsu, the pantsu's get renamed "character's pantsu" and other character refuse to wear it). You would have the blue striped pantsu: an energetic look that grants +6 agility +1 strength, the bear print pantsu: an air of innocence that grants +6 magical resistance, etc. Pantsus should have important effects so that assigning a pantsu to a character would be an important choice. Also it would be a fun way for the player to characterize his characters in a way that doesn't require too much new assets (because it would be hidden under the clothes (unless it wouldn't?!)).
Some nuances that could be added in this system:
-Some characters could have the "pervert" trait, which make them able to wear pantsus that have been worn by other characters (the pantsu hereby changing owner).
-Characters could have the possibility to "go nopan" and get some sort of bonus (like +5 charisma or the possibility to use two items per turn or something)
-Maybe in underwater battles, characters would have to wear swimsuits instead of pantsus (but swimsuits could also be worn above water as pantsus?)
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in a high school, defend the heyuri club from invading iruyeh club-ians
or heyuri can conquer every other school club :smile:
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>>188140
sounds cool I'll do that
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>-Characters could have the possibility to "go nopan" and get some sort of bonus
To add onto this idea, perhaps make it so that certain characters are reluctant to go nopan based on their personality and will outright refuse (i.e. a rich ojousama will balk at showing her privates to commoners, desu wa~? ( ยดฯ‰`))
At least at first; maybe you can break down their reluctance thru gaining enough trust (a social link system like Persona?)
I dunno, just spitballing here. ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ

Would you rather know how you will die, or when you will die?
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I wouldn't believe it if I was told the day or the way I'll die 'cause I'm an atheist + a positivist rationalist :tongue::tongue::tongue:
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>>188175
you will die of old age, pee in ur diaper with no1 to hold ur hand!
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i wanna WHY i'll die... WHY ME!!!???!?
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>>188158
if I know when I die then I can do whatever crazy shit is possible (besides actually just killing myself cuz I am sure it'll succeed) and not be scared of dying and then shit myself around in fear when the death day is getting closer
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when less stressfull and you know what you can do and cant lol

(๏ฟฃใƒผ๏ฟฃ)
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Damn furry critters think they can just sleep wherever the hell they want. :angry:
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>>188130
let him sleep ;_;
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i wanna rub its belly and feed it watermelons:cry:
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>>188144
you SHOULD rub my belly and feed me watermelons
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>>188130
Yeah. We humans do not sleep during the day, we WORK till late night. We're so superior.

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