F4P VICTORY (´π｀)

im big now...

>>165199
and so am i

okay, santa!

>if you install GrapheneOS, the feds can't spy on you
lol fed

>>165108
>if you install GrapheneOS, the feds can't spy on you
do you promise, Mr. Fed? (´人｀)

>>165115
>do you promise, Mr. Fed? (´人｀)
Yes, also, utilize basic mobile sanity, avoid using Bluetooth as much as possible, it is an insecure protocol, containerize your applications, and resist the temptation to ever use Google services.

Disable your sensors when you don't use them either, your phone can see things, motion, tell how high it is from sea level, and send all sorts of packets.

>>165127
That sounds like a whole lot of unnecessary hardware for just browsing the internet, and a lot of trust placed in stuff actually being "disabled". A laptop doesn't have most of those problems and has a much bigger screen, keyboard, far better software, can be taken apart for repair, hardware upgrades and physically removing unwanted hardware, don't need to "root" or "jailbreak" it just to be able to install software that isn't approved by google or apple, etc.

>>165135
I was saying all that for stuff regarding just having a secure smartphone, you don't need to do all this, all you need is the Tor browser mo

I don't know about the "average", but I myself am very handsome/beautiful. Easily the most beautiful person here. Girls look at me with eyes that say "I wish he was my boyfriend".. etc - I spend alot of time at the mirror, etc

I'd post a picture if doing so didn't jeopardize my employment, but alas...

Today I put on my glasses and looked in the mirror, and who did I see, but a very handsome man staring back at me.

I feel confident enough that I'm tempted to post a selfie, but worry it might come back to bite me later.

>I feel confident enough that I'm tempted to post a selfie, but worry it might come back to bite me later.
DEW IT (・∀・)

>>165163
Lolicon lolis exist too, baka!

>>165185
The only (legitimate) pedophile I've met was 13.

>>165189
OH GOD NOT THAT GUY

yourself

sayori

>>165103
I don't like Peta but I do like when people kick sand in the faces of stupid nerds with the truth

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sniffing horse girl glue (´￢`)

>>165103
what if a wild horse gets injured? is it a nearly guaranteed death sentence?

seems like evolution didn't do well with them （ ´,_ゝ`）

>>165173
yes
horses are majestic, beautiful, powerful creatures with exceptionally overspecialized bodies built for moving around all the time efficiently

most broken bones are basically never going to heal right and the structure of horse legs means the other legs aren't really going to be able to take the weight properly (there are no muscles below the knee since anatomically, their knees are more like our wrists and heels lmao)
also, the structure of horse hooves basically being a fucked up big toe on steroids holding all the weight above sure is some shit lol

horses are also neurotic prey animals and do not deal with surprises very well and generally do not respond well to treatment attempts where they'd need to stay still (read: dealing with any kind of injury)

you get weird evolutionary cases all throughout the animal kingdom where a creature really should have evolved past a certain consistent problem and haven't because enough of the population regularly lives to reproduce despite it and thus it remains in the gene pool anyway lul

>>165093
#fnaf on gamejolt, most of them are like the originals.

>>165119
>he would've 100% raped them if this happened irl
there was a fangame that had a rapist pedophile villain but apparently that's worse than child murder

>>165130
People tend to forget that the guy behind FNAF (Scott Cawthon) is a really, really religious Evangelical Christian, the only reason he stopped making videogames was because they leaked his donations to conservative politicians

You couldn't get that man to write something like sexual undertones in a horror game even if you paid him $5 million dollars

>>165134
you could probably get him to make something like this for free

>>165134
He had a NSFW Island in Freddy in Space though

>>165143
QB

yes

I am usually skeptical of politicians doing good, but I believe Trump really means it. His base doesn't really approve of him catering to porn sites, but his donors do. He is likely to cave into the donors requests - this isn't the type of thing he would flaunt, as it doesn't benefit his image.

The US must be the last bastion for freedom! Trump-san must protect us!

inb4 he bans loli hentai and tor and sends feds to seize the servers and arrest anyone suspected of hosting either

i dont have the highest hopes (or interest) but fuck heug banks and payment processors/networks. they all SUX

uhhh teh link is raepd for some reasons https://oeis.org/A147578

MATH GET

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE NUMBER WITH EXACTLY 5 DISTINCT ODD PRIME DIVISORS

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>>165085
lol

>>165085
classic

heyuri meetup?

PARADISE

they had to ask 100 or so people to film porn and 90% or more of them may be within the camera's field of view for maybe 2 or 3 seconds

>>165157
chubby bitch.

>>165159
isn't it that fluffy penguins are kodomo penguins?

Have you tried opening the skills menu? You can allocate any available skill points there.

The thing you are looking for is weight assisted calisthenics and fasting.
https://www.scribd.com/document/399334659/Monkey-Strength

People get jacked in prison with purely bodyweight exercises. I've been exercising for the past half year as a hikki neet and have been getting a bit of gains. Eventually you will plateau and since you can't really increase weight you have to increase volume, which means you would have to be exercising for like 2 hours. You will still be much stronger and healthier even if you don't do it that long.

carry a knife everywhere you go