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There's a chance Iran activates all their US sleeperagents today. This could be your last day on Earth if you're American, and you don't have a cameljockey-proof bunker.
If you've ever been afraid to do something, now's your last chance. If you ever thought you'd get in trouble for posting CP on heyuri, well now it doesn't matter! No consequences!
Run around in the streets, pee on toddlers, roundhouse kick a poodle! Nothing matters bwahahaha!
But if you decide to do anything funny like that, film it for the non-muricans on heyuri. :xd:
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every day there's a chance you get stabbed in the PENIS by a dog carrying a knife in its mouth
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>179360
every day there's a 0.00000091111 chance a raccoon puts a claw in your butt and hypnotizes you to yodel turkmenian love songs whilst juggling polar bear ballsacks with your teeth
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this will be our everyday soon! Nyu~ Iran Neko Combant with lazer eyes, Nyu!~
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彁
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QUADRUPLE KILL
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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what a waste of lolimanco
this is what was wasted!
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Those newborns don't look dead to me .. maybe you can eat them next? :drool:
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did u know stalin was into roris? :x3:
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they dont care about my cold exterior!
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he could have doned better
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>>178787
boned*
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>>178779
i tought he was gay :dizzy:
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No.178943 Yeah x10
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JC underwear for only $35?!:sweat:
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That's not a JC, learn your Japanese acronyms :angry:
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OVERPRICED :angry:
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Aliexpress has gone too far. :sweat: wut da
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35 is cheap! BUY!
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too old
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arcade rhythm games are very accessible
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i do think its pretty cool to own one, but i am afraid i would get bored of the game.
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>>179341
if you get a machine like this, it better be your forever game
something that you are going to play regularly forever, even if it's only for like 10 minutes a day

IIDX would be for me, but you are basically saying you are willing to permanently commit this much space to this one game.
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>>179318
a friend just bough a popn cab and then literally couldnt fit it inside their house
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No.179349 Yeah x1
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if i drop a paypal will someone help me with this?
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>>179349
im a cute girl btw pls give me money
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No.179191 Yeah x1
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I have become FAT (´￢`)
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I LOVE EATING!
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No.179343 Yeah x1
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No.179344 Yeah x1
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YOU ATE MY COMMENT YOU FATFUCK!
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sorry... mmnomnchomp.. (´￢`)
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i am hungry but 2 lazy 2 maek food since i've no energy since i have not eaten. teh sturggle. someone, force feed me chocolate.
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i bet teh next poster will be a virgin.
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No.179277 Yeah x1
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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NO U
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No.179326 Yeah x1
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I'm a virgin. I can't talk with women at all, and I suppose most Heyurizens are the same. That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if there are Heyurizens who can talk with women, as long as that's all they are capable of and they are still virgins at the end of the day. Because to not be a virgin means having SEX with a girl. Having SEX, that is getting naked in front of a girl, her to not just scream and run away but get naked herself too, and you to insert your PENIS in her VAGINA! That simply doesn't sound realistic, the life isn't a porn movie. Unless you raped a girl, in that case I can understand not being a virgin but then you probably wouldn't have enough time to post on Heyuri before getting v&.
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some faggot sucked my PENIS in a bathroom once :biggrin:
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No.179342 Yeah x3
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>>179328
how did you do it? Didnt you break your own neck while doing it? :lolico:
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[Reply] [Last 50 posts]
(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.179281 Yeah x2
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i set up a blind date for you (´ー`)
its with.... Iruyeh-tan!
Last thread was pretty nice so I'll just let you two lovebirds alone while i go to sleep

I'm sure this thread will be full of love and niceness by the time i wake up ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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This is gonna be even worse than my last date .. :cry:
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>>179281
what exactly does iruyeh do other than have the name heyuri backwards?
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ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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i have a confession... i fucked heyuri-tan
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>>179295
she is responsible for all evil on the internet. in my opinion she should be portrayed as a fat bitch
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*I stretches me hand out all TwT;; like as teh employdmentz demons drag meh 2 work*

Save me heyuriannnnn~ wehhhhhh
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>>179268
y-you just wrote similar to mmmee! BAAKA!~ ++++ you also want 2 be sick! IMPOSTER!

Yeah... if i only could work less. I dont care about having extra cash, i just want a life with energy and 2 be happy.
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>> y-you just wrote similar to mmmee! BAAKA!~ ++++ you also want 2 be sick! IMPOSTER!
Hee... cute... *givs u headpat*

>> dont care about having extra cash, i just want a life with energy and 2 be happy
Saaaaameeeee idk why having a job makes me dead by the end of my shift
Ngl after I pay off some bills I plan to quit my job, lol anon-chan, lets make a podcast together about our ideal neet fantasy and make a bazillions of dollar LOL
(If only it was that easy... XD)
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>>179286
It occurs to me its a contradiction to say "I dont care about money, lets go get money" LOL but truly if you have enough money you never have to think about it, so...
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>Hee... cute... *givs u headpat*
...*blush*
FINE, i will let you.. p-pat me! ONCE!

I woke up craazzzy earliy, 05,20~ to send an email i was sick. It seems more legit that way. Now i am tierd for real! :x3:

lol, podcast,
"i don't want to work"
"ME EITHER~"
tHATS ALL FOLKZ, cya in next ep!
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i've NEVAR worked
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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you heard of ballplay, of assplay...
now, introducing: eyeplay! (・∀・)
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No.179279 Yeah x2
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Iplay if Apple create it.
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eyes are the best part. :drool:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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once i stopped gooning for a while there arrived this unbearable loneliness combined with a desire to start a family. i realized that little girls are the most precious in the whole world. i feel like lifetime of porn consumption numbed the feeling of wanting to be a guardian. life only for myself now feels so very vain.

anyone had similar thoughts in their old age?
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I do see kids as a way to lock yourself in cage where you cannot give up, as all your life will be for one thing - your kids and your family. Your desire is to keep them safe. That by itself is meaning - but i am not sure if i want to commit to that as that means i need pour in so much effort. Yet, my current life is lacking one thing - deeper meaning to life itself. So, time to fuck? :dark:

Clannad hits extra hard as teh main theme of teh game is Family - and thats a hole in my own heart. Also, I feel a little jelous seeing Tomyo get to fuckNagisa. :x3:
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>>179264
supposedly its because your "sex energy" is stuck in the groin and that usually creates perversion; its the mechanism behind why you see the meme of priests being pedo for altar boys and islamic ustad preying on boys and also secretly having gay urges.

apparently u have to channel it somewhere else; not getting into the more esoteric side of things, u ought to busy yourself in PROJECTS, basically be so into something to the point that the surplus "sex energy" doesnt have time to busy itself with the self-imposed resistance (thus the occasional perversions because the energy is blind on where to go). extreme passion in a PROJECT is preferred, but if theres not much passion, just force yourself

>>179269
the usual pathway of normal humans. its up to you. but something to consider; those normal humans dont even "think" about these things, they just do it. theres no intellectuation. lots of people in the world are, without offense, like animals, they fuck, they "fall in love", they tie the knot, they make babies (none of these are "wrong" in any sense though) and its all "just happens". like forces of nature, mostly unthinking, mostly 'blind',
and the world goes on and on.

but you are -thinking- about it. thats, supposedly, an "extra baggage" in the world of these normal, animalistic humans.
you will certainly carry a heavier weight than them. just a note

decision is all yours
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I want a daughter i can cuddle kiss and make beautiful love to.

Little girls are goddesses.
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fell for the 1337 retarded manbaby neet meme and now theres no going back
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No.179320 Yeah x2
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>>179314
Wtf is a 1337 retarded manbaby neet meme?
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*slurps*
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FATEFUCKERS. :biggrin:
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SECONDS! GIVE ME SECONDS OF HAET!!
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ah~
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or do not do the horse, that is the question
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