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ｷﾀ━━━(´π｀)━━━!!
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Remember to wash your hands before coming to Heyuri :xp:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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This is what actually happens
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If there anyone on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in EU)

2. Age: I am below 22, but above 16.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 8.2/10. First person sources: Two catgirls on twitter purred at me

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :happy:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Any gender, Aged 13-21

2. Located in EU

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 Cat and or Doggy

4. Willing to let me rub their belly (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:)
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your minimum age for a cat or dog is 13? Are you running a senior pet daycare or something?
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>>176049
>3.1 Not fat
DISCRIMINATION! :angry:
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arf arf arf arf *pants*
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Hey Faggots,

My name is John and I'm looking for a girlfriend. If there any girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. I'm pretty much perfect: I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. I also get straight A's.

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 7.8/10. First person sources: Two banging hot girls on facebook said I was "SO CASH"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :happy:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 15-25

2. Located in New Jersey

3. Banging hot
3.1 Not fat
3.2 Not retarded or a no-life

4. Willing to blow me (jk.... but srsly, shit would be SO CASH. Something long term :wink:)

Thanks for listening. I'm not asking for much. I'll take care of you and let you jack off to naked drawn Japanese people. Pic related, it's me by myself.
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I thought about asking on /q/ because I'm sure the mods would know best, but maybe I'd get b& LOL. :xd: What's the best pocket-based food?
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should ask ur mom, since she makes them regularly
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No.176040 Yeah x1
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>>176039
While I choose to eat hot pockets, I can see why you would resent having to. It sure is nice being able to look away from your screen for more than 30 seconds without worrying if someone is spamming CP. :biggrin:
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>>176040
but mods can see deleted posts so they're the only ones that don't have to worry about being late to the pizza party
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is this true?
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It's the opposite, all the VAGINAl bacteria and fungus infects the PENIS and makes it swell to 3x its original size. A virgin PENIS is like a loaf of bread baked without yeast.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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It's not true, but even a single contact with the female VAGINA will cause her to suck out your wizard powers through your PENIS. And you can't get them back.
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>>176038
I'm on stage 4.
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>>176041
haha wiz-tard p0wers :xd:
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If there any little girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well below average in my country (Located in my mother's basement in Alabama)

2. Age: I am below 60, but above 40.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 1.9/10. First person sources: Two little girls at the playground screamed and ran away saying I was a "monster"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :kuma6:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 4-10

2. Located in USA

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 White and or Asian

4. Willing to hop in my van (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:)
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heyuri copypasta :biggrin:
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Nice try, buddy. :lolico:
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No.176045 Yeah x2
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You can be cool, but you will never be THIS cool. :cool:
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SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET :cool: :cool: :cool:
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what fruits have you masturbated with? i've only done it with a banana peel
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guess ill have try find a coconut and report back :nyaoo2:
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>>175995
That is what brought upon my question. I love that post.
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I posted one time about how I once masturbated with an apple and how it ended up being kinda unpleasant.
Someone recommended me to use a (boiled?) potato rather than an apple, which I still haven't tried
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after learning about herbcides/pesticides i dont want any vegetable near my private parts :sweat3:
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Why is she doing this?
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Watering the cat
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whats with heyuri's obsession with piss? everytime i check this site i always see something potty related:sweat:
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>>176025
The piss fetishists took over lately .. :sweat2:
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PISS BEAM ACTIVATE
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>>176028
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how many grams are in an evening spent rotting away infront of a computer?
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the question should be how much you GAIN (´ ￢ ` )
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how many grams of dirt, hair, worms, crushed bug parts and fecal matter are smeared on crazy-kun's whiteboard?
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im stuck in my overcrowded class and i need to pee(;ﾟ∀ﾟ) send help heyuri
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No.176013 Yeah x1
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underage piss fetishist!? :kuma6:
oh right I'm sure ur an 18 year old senior :wink:
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No.176014 Yeah x1
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>>176013
in most places schooling doesnt end after high school yaknow :sweat2:
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>>176014
well I could crawl under your desk and let you use my mouth as a urinal, but you'd have to pay me for this service since you are older than 15 :closed-eyes:
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sending tactical reinforcements
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No.176021 Yeah x1
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>>176014
I think in most places u can just leave classroom without explaining yourself and return anytime after high school
Especially when it's some crowded lecture hall
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Someone should make an imageboard where the politics boards bans IRL politics and forces you to roleplay in an elaborate fictional universe's politics, and where that story evolves over time from the best threads.
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i support thisss
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are you a demoflat or a rebooblican?
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>>175987
I like VAGINA, so neither
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Come create a nation and join teh Heyuri region!!

https://www.nationstates.net/region=heyuri
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>>176010
oops I forgot, password is "kuma6" :sweat2:
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No.175872 Yeah x1
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If there any boys on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in USA)

2. Age: I am below 22, but above 15.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 9.8/10. First person sources: Twelve boys in school said I was "sexy"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :happy:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Male, Aged 35-50

2. Located in Europe or Americas

3. Doesn't have too many visible defects
3.1 Is fit (doesn't use electric shopping cart)
3.2 White, Asian or Latino

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:)
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>>175984
i can't post it on the internet :sad:
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No.175986 Yeah x1
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>>175985
it was worth a try, ill just haev to raep you at teh meetup then :biggrin:
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>>175986
what if i don't go?
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No.175989 Yeah x1
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>>175988
youd be an loser for missing out while the rest of us have fun :lolico:
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No.176006 Yeah x3
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SWF Embed
Go with me not her ( ´ω`)
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Is it cold where you live? Or you can easily go outside wearing only shorts and shirt? Is it sunny or cloudy now? Was it cloudy or sunny all day yesterday? Tell the thread! Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
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No.175751 Yeah x2
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It's this annoying part of the year where it's still freezing at night but gets very warm during the day. So I end up dressing for winter in the morning and going back lightly dressed. I wish the weather would make up its mind.
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OP was having a clear and cold day. But he would like it more if it were grey skies and snow.
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>>175750
Kodak Charmera ( ´ω`)
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>>175766
Very scary! :huh:
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>>175981
That's my house :sweat:
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I'm turning 49 in a few weeks, and can no longer get erections without Viagra, which I used to take but my doctor says not to do that anymore either because of my heart. Over the past 2 years and 9 months (I've been keeping count), I have only been able to masturbate or have sex with Viagra. I have two tablets left.

I'll have one last jerk off and then the curtains will close. Saying goodbye to 49 years of fun with my best friend.
I'm heartbroken but have seen this coming since I stopped being able to get it up. I'd like to believe that maybe if my heart gets in better shape, I can start taking it again and cum again, but that seems like just a distant dream now.

If you are young and reading this, treasure what you have.
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No.175999 Yeah x4
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whats your last fap going to be to? (´人｀)
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>>175998
hello, OP
i deliberately disabled my PENIS from working, and i now exclusively masturbate with a vibrator

do not give up hope, simply change tactics!
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>>176001
>i deliberately disabled my PENIS from working, and i now exclusively masturbate with a vibrator
Why?
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>>176003
a big PENIS is for making other people happy, and i dont want my PENIS to make other people happy, i want it to make me happy
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