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Im so lonely, anyone wanna date me? :(
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>>169804
It’s a lurker I guess*
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>anyone wanna date me?
i dont think theres anyone desperate enough:sweat2:
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>>169799
balls or no balls?
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i will, as long as youre happy to cook :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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i will, as long as youre happy to cock :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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What would you do if a girl bullied you like this in school? :sad:
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i wouldve gone home and fapped ( ´ω`)
reminds me of the FB folder I had during middle school of a few of the girls from my school

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Lets roll

dice1d11=6
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wah:closed-eyes2:..
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rollin' :cool:

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i remember hearing that americans have a unique propensity to war and violence because they have never seen the horrors of war on their own soil. there has never been an american verison of the rape of nanking, nuking of hiroshima, siege of leningrad, bombing of dresden, etc. americans view war like reality television, as dumb teenagers getting a free trip to the middle east. last time the us drafted soldiers was over 50 years ago. last major battle on us soil was well over 100 years ago. closest thing is pearl harbor and 9/11 but those arent even close to the other horrors i mentioned.
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The American people seem fairly easy to propagandise into wanting war, but they tend to get cold feet once the body bags start returning home. Fighting wars so far from home as a world superpower definitely makes the idea more tempting too
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>>169827
it mostly seems to be young americans who get cold feet. boomers and the like have no issue with the body bags. and america is only getting older. just look at all the failed war protests. the vietnam war protests didnt result in shit other than letting boomer druggies link up with other boomer druggies. iraq war protests literally birthed the stereotype of the "twitter activist" who doesnt do shit other than retweet anti war news articles. america will always be at least >50% pro war unless some massive warcrimes occur on us soil against americans.
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The holocaust occured in my nation and numerous other war crimes and I also have a unique propensity to war. Lets have a war! Whats so bad about wars anyway? Are you afraid of loud noises?
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>>169834
i know you are joking but the one good thing about war is it allows infrastructure to be completely overhauled. its one of the reasons east asia/europe has better public transit than the usa.

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How bad is your smegma?
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>>169815
I do not have smegma because I have no foreskin. Before when I did, and couldn't retract it, it was very bad I think. A nurse must have had to clean it off after the circumcision.
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more smegma = more girth
more foreskin = more length and girth
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:kuma6:🍆:nyaoo-closedeyes: sniff sniff
:kuma6:🍆:gross:
:kuma6:🍆:vomit:
:kuma6:🍆:nyaoo-closedeyes: sniff sniff
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i never get it for some reason :unsure:
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>>169824
Do you fap in the shower?

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Ignore female holes. :cool:
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my brain wonders how sick you could get from licking between those cheeks for hours but my body doesn't care and will lead my tongue as deep into those unexplored depths as it can possibly go anyway
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>>169784
I am curious too. Can any experts here tell us?

If she is clean and has no STDs, theres no disease risk right?

/b/ is for /b/utthole :drool:
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/b/lownout /b/uttholes
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o

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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"Yokoso. Cokedog-desu. I am rabid for the small chested women. Please send one my way soon, divine girls. Arigatougozaimasu."
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This is profiling.....
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"IM BEGGING YOU PLZ SEND ME PLANKS"

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hey i'm new here! can someone introduce me around :dance: :wink:
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>>169790
let's become friends :happy:
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>>169792
hello :sweat2:
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We have fun! :biggrin:
You can read through old threads to figure out how to heyuri mindset! Heyuri has many boards and functionalities, even a wiki

Rule 8 is sacred!!! And heyuri is its own thing (imo) :nyaoo:
We are little compared to general internet so I encourage sticking to heyuri ways and make new fun stuff instead of importing from outside, i came to heyuri for heyuri and not for the most average internet place because there are millions of those already :sweat2:
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hey kid, I'm a wizard. do you wanna learn some magic?
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nice to meet you anon! i'm anon, but you can call me anon.

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lol
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i need whatever camera filmed that

I HAVE AN EXTREMELY STRONG DESIRE TO COPULATE WITH TOMO
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>>169720
its my turn with the wife!!
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>>169714
Skirt fly up NEOW
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>>169714
Disgusting, She likes other women. (all azumanga girls do, btw)

>>169718
Breeder.

>>169720
>>169724
Disgusting. I won't repeat what i said before.
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Tomo a shit, A SHIT! :angry::angry:

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

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>>169771
this is true! I am TOMO'S wife!

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/r/ing the sites that offer japanese subtitles for learning Japanese. animelon sucks, i forgot all the others
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where are rozen maiden japanese subs
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animelon has been b0rk for quite some time
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nobody knows
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rozen maiden jap subs plox

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Im scared of dying..
With things like global warming and ai im scared tgat humans wont live much longer, and i dont want to die:sad: i wanna grow up and be old and die of natural causes..
its all so scary to me:cry:
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>>169693
Never trust anything on the internet, especially if it's on a site with any sort of monetary incentives for posting. Junkies and third worlders will create millions of videos and social media posts with believable made up stories about subjects like that for even a minuscule amount of ad revenue or book sales. People will also lie about having experiences like that just for 15 minutes of fame, or if they're insane religious fanatics telling lies for the "greater good" of convincing atheists that souls/spirits are real to try to save them from eternal hellfire. No matter how legit the scientific study appears it still relies on trusting that someone isn't lying, and with a topic like this I wouldn't believe it until testing it myself.
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When you die your spirit goes to Strange World for eternity ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>169709
I always trust everything I read on the Internet :biggrin:
It's all lies anyways, man. So it doesn't really matter whether you believe in them or not, just as long as you have fun with it.
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>>169781
filtering the truth from the lies matters if you want to make accurate predictions and win every unavoidable retarded argument your family members start with you
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Its the people who arent confident in their own ability to understand the world that cling to authority to confirm things for them. But its that untrust in your own mind that makes people like that so valuable for authorities who want to control them, and define what is truth and what isnt. The folks who tell you "dont bother looking into this, i have the answer, you can relax now"

breaking away from that requires you to be comfortable with not knowing, or being aware of unknowns, or even contradictions that make no sense. :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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Whenever I finish masturbating to an otokonoko I end up feeling weird and I force myself to masturbate again to something straight. What should I do about this?
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instead of jacking to otokonoko then something straight jack to something straight then to otokonoko
the logic is as follows

Jack 1:
Straight state -> jack to otokonoko -> gay state -> jack to straight -> return to straight state
Jack 2:
Straight state -> jack to straight -> overcharged straight state -> jack to otokonoko -> return to straight state

note how on "Jack 2" you never ever enter the "gay state"
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>>169704
but OP isn't in a prison surrounded only by gay porn, he could easily choose to fap to something not gay every time
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Hacka doll has the best op:dance2:
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>>169703
I somewhat do already
>>169708
I don't think about pussy. That's the point of masturbating to an otokonoko.
>>169710
I'll look into this :unsure:
>>169711
:sweat2:
>>169716
Agreed!
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I used to do that. now i just feel weird and move on

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*BANGING MY FACE AGAINST THE FLOOR* I'm so horny, its all I want to think about
I wanna go home and draw porn but I spent all of yesterday when I got off work looking up porn

Its just frustrating because this is gonna wear off. But while its happening its like it takes over my brain. And there's only so many places I'm comfortable talking about it and audghhhhhhhh

Siren whispers telling me I should become an ecchi artist but like. Commissions are a pain and this is gonna wear off and I won't be able to talk about the echhi stuff in normie spaces

I really should make an account on one of those r34 websites so I can post shit and get it out of my system when it suddenly hits

I just needed somewhere to yell about it for a sec (´π`) I mean I guess I could post stuff here, but I'm not really into loli and I'd wind up spamming if I got it bad. Idk maybe I'm overthinking it.
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>I felt it was kinda interesting yelling on here instead. I can’t talk to my AI about pron
you can rant here all you want about your horny interests ヽ(´ー`)ノ
we will always be here to listen (゚ー`)

>Commissions are a pain and this is gonna wear off
if they weren't, hell, i'd commission you. assuming ur teh same artist on /o/ right now and you didn't mind drawing traps (´ー`)
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> i'd commission you
I'd totally take you up on that if I knew some way to take commissions anonymously LMAO, it's super easy to get doxxed via PayPal (and I'm a chronic rule-follower anyway, they forbid it in their rules but like... Everyone uses them anyway bc wtf else are they gonna use)

Even then, it's more of a psychological pain than anything, when I'm paid, I wanna get work out fast but I also want it to be good, I had a commissioner once tell me not to go so hard cuz I was struggling on an extra thing they didn't ask for but I thought would be really cool

I always wanted to take nsfw commissions too, but I was too scared back then...

In general, I prefer doing requests, but it would be nice to have the option lol

> and you didn't mind drawing traps
I'm absolutely down for that! ヽ(´∇`)ノ Do you have a character in mind?

I think I have to work up the courage to post something spicy, lol either that or I guess I could become a warlock for the Yaoi Demon and summon it when I'm... Not at work so I can sperg out properly while being possessed XD
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>I'm absolutely down for that! ヽ(´∇`)ノ Do you have a character in mind?
sure! hideyoshi from baka to test? (´¬`)

>I think I have to work up the courage to post something spicy
if lewd is too much, ecchi is fine with me. maybe you could draw him cupping his buttcheeks like so. https://files.catbox.moe/n9vamc.jpeg
draw however you feel comfortable with. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>169653
I was chill when I first started drawing, but teh yaoi demonz hadnt reposessed me, so I suddenly started panicking midway through lmao
I assume you're the person who replied first, if so I'm glad you liked it, even though I got overwhelmed and censored it (⌒∇⌒ゞ);; (not that the censor does much what with the replay function, but...)

I do think its a good idea though, your suggestion of posting less intense stuff ヽ(´∇`)ノ I may switch to danbooru or make a post in /j/ where I reply to... myself, I guess? I feel like I've spammed /o/ a little so I feel bad lmao orz

Or maybe if I do post more on /o/, I'll start replying to my own drawings with more drawings instead of making new posts? Idk

But yeah, maybe I should set some strict rules for myself to help prevent panik, like... "only adult characters, only softcore normie stuff" or something lel

I've been needing to get into a hobby or two to avoid going mad from boredom and when I'm not being a spaz, this doesn't seem like too bad of an option
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>I'm glad you liked it, even though I got overwhelmed and censored it
of course! the censorship maeks it hotter anyway ( ´ω`)

>I feel like I've spammed /o/ a little so I feel bad lmao orz
not at all, spamming (if your posts could be counted as such) would only be annoying if it were one second low-effort drawings where it was a just a single line or something. whether you post on /o/ or /j/ or danbooru, i hope to see moar of ur werk!

>I've been needing to get into a hobby or two to avoid going mad from boredom and when I'm not being a spaz, this doesn't seem like too bad of an option
drawing is always fun, even if i'm not quite there yet to be able to do quick sketches so easily. it's still fun to practice and feel like i'm slowly getting more proficient. ヽ(´ー`)ノ


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