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Fucking vocaloid trannies

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i have to take a poopy!!(;´Д`)
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QUICK USE MY MOUTH! :biggrin:
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LOOK OUT HE'S GOT POOP!

:kuma1: :kuma2: :kuma3: :kuma5: :kuma6: :kuma7: :kuma8: :kuma9: :kuma10:
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why is there kuma6 but no others? I'm convinced there must be a secret kuma.
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:tehegg:
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:kuma1931:

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Asked a girl out today. Got rejected.
Not the end of the world, but it still sucks.
What’s the move from here, bros?
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>>175806
I’ll never ask a 3D girl out again…
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Do whatever you would normally do on any normal day...?
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>>175810
great advice
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fap to loli ! :kuma6:
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>>175930
Oh hey necrofag, long time no see. We all thought you had hanged yourself. :biggrin:

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A very normal bear
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hejka, masz jakies choroby psychiczne? chcesz nabyc troche chorob razem? :nyaoo2:

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im dying
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>>175891
I'll paypal you 10$
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>>175898
put yourself in my shoes
would you really betray your waifu for 10 mere dollars?
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>>175900
I'd do it for a hotdog and a root beer
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>>175900
10 bucks is 10 bucks ┐(゚~゚)┌
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>>175901
>>175907
masaka...
i would have never thought heyuri harbored such vile anons (;´Д`)

If there any girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in EU)

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 7.8/10. First person sources: Two girls on twitter said I was "cute"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :happy:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 15-25

2. Located in EU

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 White and or Asian

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:)

That's it. I'm not asking for much. I'll take care of you and let you NEET.
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>Please enjoy your complimentary ronery 30-something ojisan instead
I've already got one of those!! :angry:
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A-Are there really no boyfriendless girls on Heyuri? Please... someone... reply...
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>A-Are there really no boyfriendless girls on Heyuri?
Sure there are - but they're either lesbians or happily single (´ー`)
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>>175869
im sorry, anon. im married, ugly, fat, and have a small PENIS.
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Do guys want a dedicated girlfriend? Honestly I feel like I'm too old to get into the dating scene, but sometimes I daydream about just going on dates with a friend ( ´ω`)

Maybe that'd be more like a friend with benefits tho since we wouldn't be building a life together? Idk

Imagine peeing together, calm, alone, with the smells of the forest, with a shota or tomboy little stepsibling and you are the slightly older sister, you feel the relief and safeness together and its awkwardly warm(´~`)💚

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Is this the infamous pirate known as "Sea Sam" that I've been hearing about so much lately? :kuz:
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>>175831
Were you a victim of Sea Sam?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Everyone is talking about Sea Sam !
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>>175854
I love watching Sea Sam! His dance moves are teh best :onigiri:

>>175847
:dance2:
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>>175834
thankfully he never graced me with his presence, i always sailed in safer seas

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We're gonna make hentai, FOAR MEN!!!!!!
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Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh who? :sweat2:
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>>175880
dude looks like bill gates but even nerdier

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girls on toire are moe :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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All I can hear when I look at these pictures is

*PFOOOOT* *PRRRRTT* *BRAAAP* *PFTT*
*PSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*PRRRRRRBBFFFFTTTTTT~!*
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>>175911
All I can hear when I look at these pictures is

Whoosh
drip…
drip…
drip…
drip…
drip

death to ameriKKKa! death to iSSntreal. Death to infidels. glory to allah. glory to the islamic republic of iran. glory to the ayatollah.
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> I'd have sex with a lot of Indians
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>>175549
tech support bewbs.. :nosebleed:
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>>175540
YES, shortly after he discovered America
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>>175549
too much paneer
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Long Live Lolislam

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Someone should make an imageboard where the politics boards bans IRL politics and forces you to roleplay in an elaborate fictional universe's politics, and where that story evolves over time from the best threads.
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Pantsu politics are serious business. :closed-eyes:
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The striped pantsu separatists launch a surprise attack on the Tentacle Raep empire, causing thousands of casualties. Links to crazy-kun's gundam conglomerate speculated.
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VOTE BLUE PANTY PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whos your waifu/husbando?
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I don't believe in monogamy (´人`)
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crazy-kun

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If there any boys on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in USA)

2. Age: I am below 22, but above 15.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 9.8/10. First person sources: Twelve boys in school said I was "sexy"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :happy:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Male, Aged 35-50

2. Located in Europe or Americas

3. Doesn't have too many visible defects
3.1 Is fit (doesn't use electric shopping cart)
3.2 White, Asian or Latino

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:)
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>>175869
( ´ω`)
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sorry, im already taken :cool: :cool: :cool:
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I meet the requirements!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>2. Age: I am below 22, but above 15.
Too old! :kuma6:
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>>175872
(are you even a girl?)


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