i've tried to, too hard to be worth it

the real question is have you ever given yourself a facial?

>have you ever
a better question would be how many times and the answer is that I've lot count

>>170415
are you ghey or somethin'?

i used to do it a lot, but i started to worry i'd give myself scoliosis or something, so i don't as much anymore. i used to be able to take most of my length, but now i can only really suck the head without hurting myself. it feels really good though, it's one of the best ways to masturbate as long as you're not scared of permanent back injury.

nurturing, yet submissive
shy but eager to please
nothing is more comforting than a maido boy

this is just shinji
youre describing shinji

upon seeing shinji in a seifuku,
all the blood in my body rushed to my PENIS, leaving me somehow more braindead than i was before.

whatever you're wearing

>>170512
youre stealing my clothes? thats pretty gay, anon

my stupid bitch mom made me wear a shirt like this on one of the anniversaries of 9/11 even though nobody in my family ever lived anywhere near NY or knew anyone from there

>>170515
that is one badass shirt

I wanna eat her freshly baked chocolate biscuits with hot fudge on top

I found the underboob. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

thx renamed this pc to my computer

*gasp*

this is outrageous

OH THE HUMANITY (;ﾟДﾟ)

>>169983
If you calculate living standards by how many calories you can make yourself obese and sickly with and how many square feet of house full of electronic junk you can have to try to keep your mind off how lonely you are. Only a small portion of americans are attractive and wealthy enough to fulfill their need for love and sex. Africans have different beauty standards so even if all their women look like gorillas, as long as they have asses as wide as a dump truck they're happy. American wageslaves work just about as many hours as third worlders, though usually in more comfortable working conditions, but usually don't have an attractive wife to come home to after work. In some third world countries you can easily buy a loli sex slave if you're too ugly to attract a good wife while in america you're just expected to be alone and miserable forever, or buy nasty whores that have been used by hundreds of other men already, or marry some 35 year old obese woman that's been used by thousands of men already.

What you're talking about is a distinctly American sickness, but I don't think the issue is exposure (or non-exposure) to war. Otherwise the Germans (pre-1945 anyways) and Russians would be the most pacifistic people out there.
Personally, I think it's a combination of Europe sending their adventurers, criminals, and "white trash" over here, and us being forced to fight the Injuns.
>>169983
You ever been to the ghetto, the rez, or to small town America? Those places are hellish misery pits.

Your fortune: Good luck

>>170011
all of those places better than living in a shithole like el fasher, rafah, or bucha

>>170493
Americans usually don't realise that even the most ghettoest of Chiraq pitholes are still preferable places to live in compared to even the rich neighbourhoods of capitals of third world and second world places

atleast in the ghetto you have a way out, Damascus is a dead-end for literally any sort of life activity at this point

>>170500
also 170500 get wtf

>>170452
ha..?

>>170452
You jerk

>>170380
more pretending old shit is new

>>170495
old is the new new!

>>170486
i'm afraid you're ip has autism

>>170487
so does you'res i'm afraid

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Anyone in this ips area wanna be my gf? You have to drink my pee bottles if you say yes but besides that i'm not so bad

>>170492
what if i'm a boy?

>>170386
I cant do anything and i just dont feel happiness in anything i do anymore. Ive given up on life and i dont have energy to try

>>170388
get your doctor to put you on wellbutrin, cheat codes to getting rid of anhedonia. also take vitamin D supplements and B12. i'm not even meming it saved my ass. buy it grey market if you have to

>>169924
Everyone’s different.
I tend to only fap 3 times a week, the ejaculations get very weak and unsatisfactory. So I need to give myself a good amount of days in between to recharge.
>>169889
Since you don’t really wanna live anymore. You can try using this to an advantage. A lot of people live their days fearing death and fearing consequences. That is why if a revolution were to start I’d be very hesitant on joining it, hesitant on trying to take over the government or doing anything too extreme because I do have a life to lose.
You do all the things that you would generally be afraid of doing. There’s nothing left to lose after all get yourself a bucket list.

if you haven't watched every episode of Doremi while slowly masturbating then you aren't trying hard enough to not be depressed

there is always the next life!

nice work

very good

what's the official name for the "I want to be known as a fine artist but i cant stop drawing loose watercolor paintings of anime girls doing cute things while simultaneously being a visual metaphor for doing a lot of drugs and being depressed" genre of art?

...a sudden wind revealed the truth behind teh BOKU store!

stick-kun calls his lawyer rabbi-en-rose, explaining to him that he has a good opportunity to gain loads of money by suing a BOKU store that is in fact selling DESU