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Since monsters in Hyperdimenson Neptunia don't have rights that means that I can catch a monster like alraune and turn her into my cum dumbster without facing any legal consequence?
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>>193046
Oh cool, I've been playing this too! But why use monsters as cum dumps when Compa is right there?
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water teh plant ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Wheel of Fortune host Jim Thornton was found on a tor pedo chat in plane
It kinda looks like CGI chat!
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>>192994
you're not alone
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>>192992
>>BL Talk - EP27 I Was a 12-Year-Old Porn Star

Sounds like a good podcast. :biggrin:
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>>192957
He is a Mac user
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>>192976
who's the OG author? this is cute...
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>>193055
it is actually his nickname lol
https://baraag.net/@allcharacters18

I swear by God and by the virgin mary that this is true, it just happened:

I've been waiting for the perfect time to act this out. Me and my sister have been sent to live with our grandparents for a period of time, and thankfully they are both senile so we've just been doing whatever we want. I'm over 18 (so i can post here stfu) but I still dont have a car or anything so I am stuck in this house with them.

I've spent most of my time on my laptop or phone, but my little sister is only just entering her teen years and is a very outdoorsy person, so she's been running around and tiring herself out in the wilderness near my granddparents home. I haven't ever slept in the same room as her, and now I can see she's a very heavy sleeper, especially when she's worn out.

I tested the waters the other day by poking her, saying her name, and shaking her arm a little bit. Nothing. fast asleep. So I tried licking my fingers and placing them on her chest to see if she'd wake up because of the cold wetness. No.

So I got the bravery to do what I've wanted to do for a long time: I kissed her. I quickly slinked back to my bed to see if she'd wake up... but she didn't. So I got my PENIS out and touched the head to her lips... that alone was enough to make me want to cum, so I masturbated while kissing her every few moments. It was the best fap of my entire life.

Now I'm back in bed writing this. It's almost 1am here. She's still fast asleep. My sister kissed the head of my PENIS and she doesn't even know it. I feel euphoric :love:
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UPDATE!!!!!!!: I JUST SAW HER TURN OVER TO HER OTHER SIDE IN BED
SHE MOVED HER ENTIRE BODY
DOES THAT MEAN SHE WAS FUCKING AWAKE
OR CAN YOU MOVE LIKE THAT IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!???
OH GOD OH FUCK
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>>193071
You can twist and turn in your sleep silly... XDDD
But I would advise against sexually assaulting your sister... if you're this stressed over her turning in her sleep, can't imagine getting caught :sweat2::unsure:
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>>193072
Fair. It's true if she woke up and fond out it could mess up my life a little, but at this point, I've got what I wanted and I don't think she noticed. + I could still pass it off as sleepwalking.

However when she turned she pulled the blanket a little and now her butt is sticking out, and she's wearing just some short pyjama shorts....... there's barely enough light from the hallway that I can make everything out. I could try taking a picture...

Should I try licking her butt?
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:mask: It's been about an hour since I kissed my little sister, I ejaculated and then wrote this post. I'm still lying in a bed across from her and to my knowledge, she is still fast asleep. I got out of bed and tiptoed to her bed and kneeled by the side of the bed, I got my nose and mouth as close as possible to her butte and manko as possible..:blush: it smelled really good, and my boner came back harder than ever. I really want to try and do something through her panties, but I'm afraid she'll wake up. If she woke up with her panties off, she might realize somethings up, but if I just lick her through her panties, she'll probably never know. My tongue was only centimetres away from the thin cloth that seperates the world from a [X] year old girls butt...:sweat: My heart is pounding a million miles an hour and my dick is throbbing... am I going too far? Maybe I should know when to stop...:sweat2: but I want to lick my little sister through her panties........:dark:

I've just snuck back into bed. I'm thinking about just masturbating again so I can fall asleep... but this might be a once in a lifetime opportunity to taste loli manko

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Your fortune: Dark times are to come

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post this Gris
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:sage:
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>>192986
no love for ANUS :cry:
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>>192943
Why do the commenters with the most dogshit opinions always have this guy as their youtube icon
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>>193063
it's a slacktavist campaign
the idea is supposed to be that you're against remote data collection, with the visual parallel being that the microsoft buddy things would take your name, birthday, etc. and would use it to "improve" your experience without sending that information to the company
but of course you're too addicted to youtube to actually stop using it so you just change your pfp instead of actually spending any thought on your privacy

love saya ヽ(´∇`)ノ❤
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wife
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What can scare a monster girl?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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(ToT)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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How many of you guys are studying Japanese? I got fired two months ago and I'm finally at the stage of my neet journey where I want to use my life savings to go to japan and potentially live as a hobo
kana took me a few days. Then I studied kanji radicals until I realized they were useless, so now i'm just trying to master the pillars of each stage of jp
right now i'm learning all the n5 nouns, and these are the ones i didnt already know from anime
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Immersion is by far the best method, but you need to be mentally engaged for it to work. Have both spoken audio and text is ideal. If you use immersion the only things you will need to study are basic grammar (like verbs and such) and kanji.
Kanji radicals in the normal sense are useless basically, but it's a lot easier to remember a kanji like 後 if you can remember it as 彳幺夂 rather than a bunch of random strokes.
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you should learn japanese, it's easy. just get anki and the kaishi 1.5k deck, start reading children's books after you know 500 ish words, do a shit ton of listening to easy stuff like japanese with shun and nihongo con teppi podcast. i'm n3 after ~2years and i think that is fairly slow, i'm going to try for the n2 test next summer. also going to japan after you have some skills with speaking is obviously really helpful, i hired a conversation tutor once a week starting a few months back and it's been huge.
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>>192872
i'm into nara/heian japanese linguistics and i don't have that much trouble finding open sourced papers that don't require university login, in fact most them are hosted by j-stage and NII which don't have login walls
however they are obviously in japanese, i don't think there is that much academia on kobun/japonic that isn't in japanese so i don't see how you plan to study proto-japonic when you don't have knowledge of japanese to read academia on it nor other stages of it's development to have something to compare it to... :sweat2: maybe you should try picking up japanese since you'll probably enjoy it :biggrin:
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still a newb but i've been learning for 1.5 years or so, my method is similar to other anons. i started with JLAB (japanese like a breeze), which is an anki deck with tae kim's grammar book integrated into it, i found that a good place to start.. knowing grammar first makes it much easier to understand how words are used and constructed in context(passive, volitional, causative, etc). kaishi 1.5k is a competent deck for vocab, eventually you make your own. immersion is the most important part though, for reading and listening comprehension. anki only goes so far.

imagine you're a prisoner of war in a japanese internment camp and you need to understand what those gooks are saying as quickly as possible so you they don't beat the shit out of you and take your rice rations. (;´Д`)
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I have no motivation to study (beyond reading tae kim for a single week as I was commuting some 5+ years ago), but I can understand some from consuming untranslated ero and such. Right now I can understand barely enough read LN/VNs, but for a long time it doesn't seem to have been improving :nyaoo-closedeyes:

my pretty princess house has a window in the bathroom so ossan can watch me use the toilet and bathe :biggrin:
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are there any sims mods where you can put a camera inside the toilet bowl?
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>>193060
Sims 4 has first person mode, so a "place camera anywhere" mod could easily be vibecoded if it doesn't already exist.

キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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>>193048
Actually I using Debian too :sweat2:

But Mint isn't Debian-based? So, Mint == Debian :smile:
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>>193054
Debian -> Ubuntu -> Mint. So it's like Mint is Debian's granddaughter.
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>>193043
Windows doesnt detect wifi from my motherboard, linux does
Idk why :nyaoo2:
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>>193056
so LMDE?
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>>193043
ALSO!!!!!!!
For some reason my motherboasrd had its memory reset and i couldnt start the system with past tpm records and i had to make a new one meaning I WOULD HAVE LOST ALL FILES IF I WERE ON WINDOWS because of bitlocker
Luckily i dont use windows 11 where its default and bitlocker in general is pointless mostly

Hi heyurizens!
How do yu do?
I'm flying thank yu.
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my boss had access to cocaine and he seemed super hype but beat his woman and i think by transference it would be fun but my woman (my PENIS) would be in danger

キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/vote.cgi?room=1788634015
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a CHEATER on HEYURI!!!!!111!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!!
:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:
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Nooooo! I just agreed what he said! It was perfect, it was flat, it was justice!!!!´!00=!!!!!!!
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If big tits dont win, I'm gonna hak teh server-kun and steal pedos and pedos (who likes small tits are pedos too) IPs
💻➡🔨➡and after doing it, anons:worry::emo:🏃‍♂️

So, VOTE FOR BIG TITS
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big breasts require big threats while flat chests are naturally best
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>>193051
Well, You want this.
I'm going to hak server-kun.

ITT vids that make you squee

Pregnant pussy is the best you can get
Fuckin a bitch while her baby suckin dick (´ー`)
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>>193004
it's aaaaawwwright
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sex should be done for the purpose of procreation
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>>193025
Sure thing. No one on Heyuri's having it. We already live according to your standards.
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>>193026
there won't be any little heyurizen running around in the big heyuri house?? :sad:
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>>193025
what about rape?

I'll keep it brief. I think all of us here at /b/ enjoy the smell of a good butt, especially after the owner of said butt just used the restroom. But, that begs the question: Why?
Why do so many young folk these days have this fixation, as if they were wild animals? What is the mystery behind all the cheer for smelly rears?
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1. Lack of experience
2. Out of control degenerate perverts
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>>192425
>1.
Please elaborate.
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only lolis butts smell good. also taste good
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>>192437
What do they smell like?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I literally dropped school and found about the image boards in the same year, is like the God’s plan to my life

>>192395
Osaka’s pussy smells bad and she don’t wipe her ass
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>>192409
looking closer i think you're right :sweat3:
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>>192409
>>192434
doesnt look ai to me?
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>>192438
is ai. seems to be less generic than other models. strong features and depiction. i can make room for masturbation to this yes
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>>192395
THE cameltoe and panties are so good! But everything in the image besides that...

I have a RX 9070 and I want to generate AI porn which is the best software for this?
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Self hosted OpenDiffusion
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PeenGen 2.0
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>>193006
more like peegen

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