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Does this feel good on your dick?

Has anyone tried using an onnahole with a hoover to get a suction effect? Or even just on its own.

I am too afraid to try it myself (´¬`)
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>>185215
I want to fuck this:nosebleed:
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outside of the PENIS, i have no idea if there's some kind of pleasure if you apply it to balls. i know i've read about someone sucking on testicles for erotic pleasure (teabagging? :xd:), but i don't know how true that is
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also i dont know if this works as a low power option. opening might be too small
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>>185242
>opening might be too small
don't worry.. it's not... (ρ_;)
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>>185211
Don't they make dedicated PENIS vacuums?
Or are those just too expensive?
:unsure:

better than evangelion :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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don't tell anyone, but kaguya does this to heyuri's unsuspecting staff.. every. single. day. :ph34r:
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i dont really know whats going on here
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>>185235
A man is covertly feeding his semen to his female coworkers.
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I really hope this is staged (;´Д`)
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>>185238
it probably is...

the pleasure of being cummed inside
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ive never been
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>>185230
been where?
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been dover

I don’t feel too good, cheer me up!
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i'm in love with you
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I'm in love with the person thats in love with you
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The food you eat is not contaminated with semen, and there is no need to worry.
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you'll have sex tonight
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You're so good looking

I'm tired of the internetz :sweat3:
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I also use the internet exclusively for Heyuri these days, besides piracy and various 2D porn :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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im tired of not being able to make friends online anymore, when did it get so hard p;
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>>185216
a very long time ago i met my partner on 4chan, and i knew many other people who did similar. now most people wouldnt dream of it, and even those sites that are conducive to meeting people from are full of people who ultimately dont want to leave their rooms.
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>>185216
a hard p you say??? :drool:
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>>185220
LOLOL NO

Join the clothed club :cool:
stay warm
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yeah!! being nakkid for looserz!!! :iyahoo:
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I'm in my underwear, does that count?
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postan with pajama pants on :hokke:
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I put on (mostly) clean clothes today!
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some people in this thread are liars...

can i post from my playstation vita?
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shimapan WIN! :nosebleed:
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to good to be true!! pantsu!!
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now show balls and ANUS ( ´ω`)
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>>185137
show the BULDGE!!!

i thinking of an hero while learning kickboxing. Anyone done any material art?
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All I know is fap-fu. :biggrin:
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Fap-fu sparring session. First one to cum loses! :biggrin:

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>>185165
Hey, give it back!! :angry:
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>>185168
This song will make you feel better about yourself. :waha:

https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m531.mp3
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this girl is so well spoken and sweet (´ー`) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmHEW6QntYo
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>>185170
Use it or lose it, buddy *flees* 🏃‍♂️💨
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>>185190
I want to use it. 😢

i'm going to spend a month only getting off to ao3 stuff instead of anything visual, to understand girls better.
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i already failed... looked at some of my ex's selfies. but i'll keep trying !!
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>>185166
i bet ur ex isn't even cute :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>185167
she's planning to become a model! i guess she might have been delusional about that...
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>>185070
i used to almost exclusively get off to written smut but these days nothing but the most perfect of trashy yaoi does it for me. i read one on ghost rape a while ago and found a sequel recently, but while its popular and good its also unfortunately shotacon.

if you are after more emotive works, have you considered taking the time to read some old hardblush?
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I don't read any smut on AO3. Everything I read there is all ages (or at least, not r18).

How can any of you slugs be depressed NEETs, wallowing in self-pity all day, whlist being white? If I were white, I wouldn't complain about anything, I'd be the happiest man in the world!
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An interesting fact that’s growing with the minorities is that they often see themselves as being lesser than the white race. Some feeling like they’ll never achieve great things.
Unlike the white race there’s really not much in their history that they can look at and see as a role model for anything. Success feels out of place for them.
It’s like looking to see if I can get a job at a clothing store and seeing that the staff look 100% women. As a man I’m going to assume I just don’t belong. And it would be harder to relate with them if I did get hired. I would stand out like a sore thumb.
They’re beginning to grow sort of self hatred, it’s sad to see.
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i wanna raep charlotte's corpse
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>>185159
This is exactly the reason why most hardcore racist people on the internet (or even in real life sometimes) are brown.
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>>185159
The solution to that is simply to pull up those bootstraps and stop living in whitey's country, if it's so bad and all.
They go back where they came from and suddenly they're not a minority anymore. Nobody else's shadow to stand in.
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>>184960
where im from you dont need to not have white skin to be brown

do you ever think about using AI magic to get your waifu to say she loves you on video? like those ASMR/POV videos, but imagine someone like furina saying your name and acting like your girlfriend sending a vlog about her room or something :sweat:
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i saw them years ago :nyaoo2:
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you can do that now with enough vram. its just expensive. :sad:
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it'd be better to perform alchemic cosmic rituals to bring her into existence on the mortal plane

technology IS -human- and being human IS technological.
there's no way around it, technology is intrinsically part of the essence of what makes us, humans.
yes, even more than sex, even more than our extreme phantastical 'heaven & hells' conjuring mind.

to understand, every animal and plants have their specific parts in their bodies to perform very specific functions, and they are suited to the environments, and their specific bodies define what they are. eg put a desert animal in arctic and you will immediately see it can't fit.

but humans, being at the very start extremely weak and 'NAKED' much more than any other animals, have always used TOOLS.
animals never needed tools of any kind (they are basically 'fixed' forms with tools embedded, forever, with very slowly mutations if need be), we started out with nothing whatsoever,
and it's because we are intrinsically ZERO that we constantly formed TOOLS, and our tools are immediately interchangeable, and we constantly adapt to whatever place and time, over and over, because we as inherently ZERO alters the ONES around us to be whatever that fit our visions.

face it, we ARE in this sense, unique, and to say it even better. yes, admit it, we are fucken FREAKS. we have always been FREAKS.
we are a part of Nature that is so outrageously different from the rest that the theory that we might be seeded by aliens is actually NOT that crazy.
we seem like beings that 'shouldn't' exist, and we sure as hell didn't need to 'be' here either with the rest of animals; we are NOT intrinsically NEEDED.
we ARE the freaks. we ARE in a sense, THE "aliens" to the eyes of every organisms here.

all the animalistic parts of us like survival and sex and eating are just that, animalistic parts, it's us, alright sure, but it's the possibility of extreme self-mutation and self-overcoming (the mind's logic too is great part of this) that defines the strange being that differentiates the rest of animals with "human".
animals don't really have that.
"human" is something else that's inherently transcendent from what it considers itself to be itself.
if that starts to sound spiritual, well i guess it is then.

we made stone and iron spears, swords, fires, chariots, ships, the list just goes on and on and it gets bigger.
we made the mistake that these TOOLS are separate from us. they're not. they ARE us; we wouldn't even manage to exist till this day without them. we are DEFINED by them, as ages progress.

and as we use them, it's also natural that we're also, in a sense
-used- by them.

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>>185145
Please don't post pictures of me on Heyuri without my consent ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>185146
...huh? never played that. i just spouted some thoughts based on random things i learned and processes
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I’d like to imagine a world where we’ve given animals the ability to make tools or use tools that work with their proportions and biology.
I want to see animals evolved.
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TECHNOLOGY OVER HUMANITY!1!!!!1!1!!!1
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>>>>185132
True enough, but whenever I encounter arguments like this or adjacent it’s usually to handwave criticisms of technology and when it psychologically aggravates people. Technology is human and technological progress is inevitable, but that doesn’t mean pointing out its negative effects (misinformation, psychosis, social fracturing, abuse from power) and wanting to ameliorate them makes you a Luddite.

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if the loli rejected you, you can just say it. you dont have to hide it behind cryptic videos kao](´~`)
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wat
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maybe it's not a "cryptic video", it's just the worst YTPMV of history
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ok, i survived the memetic kill agent, where's the top secret data?
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