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We will play Unreal Tournament 2004 this Saturday at 17:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]


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my ideal type :love:
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>>178105
Looks like bad AI inpainting. :biggrin:
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:nosebleed:
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>>178093
The new Key VN’s lookin’ good!
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ADORABLE!

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sighhh…I’m so depressed and sad…if only there was something to cheer me up..
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>>178086
that's a table for two, he brought a third beer because he knew he would need it after seeing your ugly face
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>>178116
im not that ugly.. :sad:
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damn making cats work..
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>>178107
Look at the liquid when the cat drinks it :biggrin:
^Pats self on back for being so clever
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>>178129
that cat was gulping that beer so fast are you sure?

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This is my squirtle squad. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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cool! :xd:

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Drop your cocks and grab you socks! We're going to be playing real manly games! :angry:🔫:angry:

Clear your schedule and mark your calendar for April 4th (17:00 UTC time) for we are going to be playing Unreal Tournament 2004.

Installation is straightforward.
https://www.oldunreal.com/downloads/ut2004/full-game-installers/

UT2004 is free so you don't have an excuse to not play!
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ill do this to every heyurizen

i havent played fps games for 5 years though :cry:
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my tactic:
act as your mainly fighting isn't relevant to me.
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>ill do this to every heyurizen
not if i do it first! >:3

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You guys wanna do a gaming night later this week?
Since most people don't have Steam(?), I was thinking we could play this:
https://www.bombermanboard.com/viewtopic.php?t=1925

Bomberman is pretty simple so it should be a good choice, yeah? I'm open to other suggestions too.
Friday would be the optimal time for me, but we could move the deadline to another day. Let democracy reign in the replies. :happy:

Just FYI I posted this before on Ayashii but then kaguya RUDELY wiped the logs so only one person saw it. :angry:
If this thread gets deleted, then the mods are trying to silence me, stay alert. :ph34r:
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Is there someone willing to create a new thread for obtaining ut2004?

I would link it in global message through the week, so more people can be prepared beforehand.
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bump~!

don't leave poor kaguya hanging, he will be all sad and emo, he might even decide to delete heyuri if we dont make him happiii!!
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>>178115
haha make me :lolico:
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I was about to lose mai hope, thx for creating :sweat2:

It's announced on steam too

(・∀・)ノ https://steamcommunity.com/groups/heyuridotnet/announcements/detail/521994198580199766
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who needs hope when you have fate.

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sorry for getting your thread sticky, heyuri-tan.. i got excited (´π`)
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>>178089
i should have added sound to teh OC mag! :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>178058
me, of course!!

Usagi!
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>>178099
because i may develop schizophrenia/persistent psychosis alongside deep fried brain for life if i ever touch it, thats the only chemical i ever wanted to try in my life and i cannot do even that, pyza-san hug me :cry:
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I'm not soggy! :angry:
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eh~ a fried bran is like fried chicken, fukking awzum! Also, if u really want to be safe, buy a lsd drug test kit:

https://testkitplus.com/product/lsd-test-kit

<3
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>>178114
darling i know! and imo just erlich or hofmann is not safe either and if you get kits get a whole pack

i didnt die from serotonin syndrome! or maybe it was just the lunatic amount that fried me? i dont think it was more than 6000 but... i bought 10000 in total so idk :nyaoo2: everyone has normal trips just not me
nobody i interviewed or read reported reverbs and resonances, or instruments splitting and playing independently in 4d space, with sounds making waves of temperature - i could sense the sound as a wave and i would feel warmth accordingly to the wave pattern, i could hear such detail i heard mistakes in editing songs like there was a background instrument really quiet but i heard it and its duplicate and its duplicates bass and the guy killed the duplicates bass before it naturally went to 0 volume :x3:, liquid metal sounds as if something between mercury being poured into tubes and hearing static electricity equalizing, or i could hear foreign languages as native and that is what reinforced my ability to guess onyomi readings intuitively in japanese which serves me immensely to this day :x3:, or complete time warping in hearing that i could hear the present and the past at the same time among so many hearing alterations, or people dont even report really their senses getting sharp while mine were deity level accurate, i had smell as sharp as a dog i could smell something and tell every scent in the mix in realistic percentages and follow its trail with eyes closed and i would find it almost alway it was insane, or my sense of touch was and temperature and weighing things were so sharp nothing could fool them, i blew air 2 meters in front of me and in like 5-8 seconds i could feel the whirls of air and temperature exactly reaching my palm in divine detail, but my short-term memory would be wiped every 2 seconds no exceptions... :tongue:
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i got longpost sage'd orz

Let's do a collaborative story writing thread! Read the previous replies, and continue the story!!!

I'll start:


"Piss off, dumbass."

With a hit of the Enter key, crazy-kun delivered yet another incomprenhensible reply in his desperation to gain "a 6 digit web traffic, easily and simply." Truly only the wisest of sages can comprehend why, out of all the websites accessible in 2025, he decides to spam threads on imageboards. I would like to see him on kiwifarms, if only to see what would happen =D.

"Crazy-kun, your lunch is getting cold!" cried a voice outside his defiled cistern of a room.

"Bring the food here. Or are you, just, too stupid to do thinking or maybe lazy." crazy-kun regurgitated in a manner not unlike a mating goat. Maybe this time that bitch will actually listen.

He turned to the thread opened on his laptop, the third one he made today, in fact. This one has not been auto-saged or deleted like the rest yet. Maybe this next reply will finally give a guide on "writing game code only using numbers and arithmetic functions +-/()*, easily, without fail."

A new reply?

"I've been working on a gaming project over the past year, and I think it's going well. I can show you the process and screenshots over PMs on my site if you'd like. Here."

Followed by a URL to a site he didn't recognize.

Could this be it? Has spamming imageboards and putting up with retarded users over the past 2 years finally paid off? Mousing over the hyperlink, crazy-kun clicked, opening a new browser window.

What he saw was not at all what he expected.
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https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=sSHe-2l3LWE
After waiting a minute for the first 10 secs of the video to load in 240p, he was shocked to see it was his dad! Tears quickly started flowing from his asymmetric eyes, rinsing a little of the dirt and crushed bug parts off his cheeks, in awe of the beautiful animation in front of him. He's always aspired to be able to draw and animate cartoons as well as his dad, so that someday maybe he can be a famous indonesian TV star too. He rewatches segments of the video over and over while waiting for the next few secs of the video to load, carefully studying each movement of the cartoon animals and writing it all down as a seemingly endless mathematical pseudo-code that only he understands, filling dozens of pages of any kind of paper or cardboard he can find.

He also loves how skillfully his father performs and how perfect his costume and makeup are that he occasionally can't hold his emotions in any longer and pauses the video to clap and cheer at his computer monitor for several minutes at a time. He takes great care to wipe the dirt, mud, food stains and other debris off his monitor every single day so he can examine animation with the utmost precision to make sure his math is accurate.

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i think boys should have to greet each other like this
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Rape is like saying hello
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i reckon this will do ( ´ω`)
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>>177960
homos owe me attractive aesthetics

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I don't expecto nigranum :nigra:
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IDGAF about harry potter, but the memes are hilarious.
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MAGIC NIGRA :nigra::nigra::nigra:
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Ayo

*smacks lips*

You hear bout da...

*looks over shoulder*

*rubs hands*

deff eaters?

Today I woke up feeling morbidly depressed as I always do and my doctor prescribed me a daily dosage of stroking my ego by flexing my useless knowledge of geography to other fat old men like me on the internet. :emo:

https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3007?gamemode=type
Admire these results knowing they came from a retarded American with no education. Kneel and polish my neanderthal cock. :cool:

Oh, and post your results so I can laugh at you or suck your huge dick if you prove yourself worthy I'm salivating at the thought of such thick veiny genius PENIS oh good heavens
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>>178068
But... it's Kaguya's post :nyaoo:
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yo that shit is pretty hard :sweat:
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I got scammed on Czech Republic because I put "Czechia" first and it didn't accept that. I got scammed on Monaco because I accidentally put a space before.

If you're wondering how I managed the mess up the UK, I wrote "Great Britain" instead, but I guess that's on me, since Northern Ireland doesn't belong to that.
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>>178072
Did you do that with writing or pin? Quite impressive if you did it by writing.
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>>178076
I did it by pin

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Current leader (tied)
>>>177917 - 8 yeahs
>>>177875 - 8 yeahs

Runner up!
>>>177948 - 6 yeahs
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When there's 3 Yeahs, it looks like --> :x3:
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>>178065
WINNAR

extra points if theyre vampires!!! idc if theyre popular or super niche... im adding these to a bigggg folder so itd be nice to add the media shes from as well as a name! ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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That's Flandre Scarlet from Touhou. It says right thar in the filename... :sweat3:
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>>177732
read it again, "man who has an IQ greater than 2"...
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>>177741
I took
>add the media shes from as well as a name!
To mean that they didn't know who Flandre is or what she's from. Reading it again I suppose it could be interpreted differently, but it's a very imprecise wording.
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Mina Țepeș from Dance in the Vampire Bund
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i dropped your cabbage... s0rz (;´Д`)
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Pick up that cabbage
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uhh that's not my cabbage, that's my cabbage-colored and cabbage-shaped nuclear bomb (;´Д`)
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>>178055
O... ._.


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