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No.166910
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eveyday i get on /b/ and i see a heyurizen brag about a loli encounter, and i cant tell if u guys are making shit up, OR IF IM THE ONLY UNLUCKY F4G3T :angry: :angry:
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No.167114
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Now I don't know if I shared this or not, but I have a story. Not long ago a woman held her daughter up to pee. You know the posture, with her arms under her legs to prop her manko up. They were in front of my apartment building, which has mirror windows, and they thought there was nobody watching. But I was right on the other side being very still just in case. It caught me by surprise and I just froze, and if anyone had spotted me it would've been very awkward.

Other times I've seen girls of all ages (and guys sometimes) peeing in front of my building between some bushes that conveniently leave them exposed in direct view of my living room window. Once a girl looked up and we locked eyes before I turned around very slowly and walked away.
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No.167115
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>>166910
imagine believing all the shit you read on the internet :closed-eyes: it's all fake we're living in the post truth age
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No.167120
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>>167115
wrong, lolis are real and if you are near them for long enough, often only a few minutes, you will see panties or a nipple or something else sexy
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No.167134
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>>167114
TEH LUCK APARTMENT
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No.167136
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>>167115
im not taking SHIT from u, Windows® ∞! :angry:
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No.167129
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Lets find the first thread posted on Heyuri

To do this, go to the overboard, and then scroll to the last page. the very last thread should be the oldest one/first
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No.167130
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we will go to page 607
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No.167131
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here she is. almost 4 years old
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No.167132
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https://img.heyuri.net/jp/koko.php?res=65&page=0

The archives are clearly complete, as this posts number is 65

There are at least 65 posts older than this in heyuris history that we have no clue about
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No.167133
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>>167132
incomplete*
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No.167135
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I want to post in this ancient thread, but I fear it would be like disturbing king tuts coffin. A curse might come out :dizzy:
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No.166375
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It's around that time of the year... again :nyaoo:
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No.167097
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>>167096
I think reading books and looking at non-backlit screens in the dark is really bad for your eyes, which is why nerds that read books typically have to wear glasses
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No.167124
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This is a cake I made myself...
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No.167125
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( ´ω`) for her...
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No.167126
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why do no heyurizens have a 3d waifu like this guy on the bottom right?
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No.167128
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>>167126
cuz theyre ugly :xd:
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No.167102
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I set up Jellyfin in my house so my dad can watch The Muppet Show but he keeps on watching Moetan and messing up the watched episodes list Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
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No.167103
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otousan is a rorikon!
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No.167107
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what other anime does he like?
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No.167127
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>>167107
Danshi Kokosei no nichijou and, if it counts, Thunderbirds are go
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No.167068
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are boys with small PENISes girls?
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No.167070
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Post your power level!!!
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No.167071
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>>167070
aw hell naw
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No.167100
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if they were i'd do everything in my power to shrink my PENIS
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No.167101
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>>167068
I have a 85mm PENIS, is this small in your book?
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No.167123
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are girls with big PENISes boys?
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No.167088
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Go young warrior and defeat the evil demon lord. I shall give you a holy sword to stab it with. Amen brother.
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No.167089
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kthx LOL
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No.167092
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I'm on it. 😌
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No.167111
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I'm a cleric, I can't use swords you dumb bitch :angry:
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No.167121
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>>167111
I christen you a crusader now go stab the demon lord!
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No.167122
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>>167121
I-ikimasu!
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No.167109
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Why haven't you made your robo-waifu, geek?
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No.167119
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it would be easier to make an artificial womb machine then jizz into it and grow real waifus
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No.166392
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:sad: Basically my sister used to do stuff like this to me all the time as a kid.... :emo:
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No.166864
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>>166863
I'm jealous. What did it taste like?
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No.166867
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>>166864
yucky and sour... i thought it was sweet when it came from girls
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No.166902
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to both the oniisans in the thread... were the peeing imoutos cute at least? (ﾟｰﾟ)
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No.166916
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it goes like this
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No.167117
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>>166403
I would've developed a femdom siscon for sure.
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No.166606
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Hello fellow Heyurizens. I am pleased to announce that in one week, I will release a project I have been working on for a while: A AA-based Visual Novel about Heyuri! You can download it to your computer or run it in the web, for free. It has the core features of any other VN (although the flash medium has its limitations), and is pretty short, about 1 or 2 hours depending on your reading speed.

Merry Christmas, and I hope you enjoy my game next friday.

As (I) have limited experience, please accept my amateur work.


Title: A place called Heyuri
Length: Short (1-2hr)
Developer: Positive Element

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No.166829
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am i a romanceable character?
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No.166831
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i hope there's a pee section :biggrin:
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No.166922
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>>166831
whats the obsession with pee?
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No.166926
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>>166922
pee is win, anon
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No.167116
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.167063
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hyjukuhyhjujjnnjmu
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No.167072
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bh76g
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No.167073
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Greetings,
I write this letter today to inform you that there have been some issues with the shipping of your package (11 inch dildo): unfortunately our driver was caught posting greentext and throwing his own feces at Kaguya's house and has, therefore, been arrested. Unfortunately your package will be delayed, but we guarantee that it will be shipped to your abode within 5 business days, we sincerely apologize for the inconvenience

Regards,
Heyuri Shipping Service
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No.167080
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No.167110
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iu8 hgbvvsw2zc
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No.167113
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kjmnukhnhbjyçlonbh lo
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No.166823
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I got a cool christmas story to share, /b/.
So I was at my crappy job stocking da shelves today, and this cute little 4 foot asian girl gets in my way to get a yogurt, and bumps into me in the process. She bows and says "s-sorry!" and I awkwardly say "it's your g-finnnee!", and she runs away with her yogurt.
If that wasn't cute enough, two minutes later she came back over to me and said "please have this bracelet", and she proceeded to hand me pic related. My heart instantly melted.
The bracelet smells so good, /b/. It smells like sweet pussy juice burning eternally in the warmest incense pit in a comfy log cabin on a cool Winter's night. It's my only present, and I'm cherishing it for the rest of my life. :happy:
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No.166944
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>>166904
LOL
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No.166945
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>>166904
Now put it away in a drawer and show it again next year :waha:
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No.166947
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this really looks like something with bad voodoo attached to it. now that youve done something as perverted as cum on it, expect the spirit that is attached to it to kill you in a horrible way
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No.167001
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:nyaoo2:
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No.167112
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>>166947
It's okay, he appeased the spirit. It will be okay as long as he keeps feeding in cum regularly.
OP, you should find that woman and marry her to break the curse.
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No.167104
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Take care of your NEET sisters! It is your duty as a man! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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All men are in fact, not created equal. Some have sisters (;´Д`)
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No.167106
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my imouto is teh one with teh fancy job :happy:
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No.167108
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they took this away from me.. :dark:
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No.167052
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Would you drink a cute girls cerebrospinal fluids?
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No.167055
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>>167052
god I wish (´￢`)
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No.167060
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would you eat locusts?
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No.167082
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*glug glug glug*
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No.167090
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only if she let me drink her poop and pee for a few days first
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No.167099
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>>167054
⏁⊑⟒⊬ ☍⋏⍜⍙. ⟟⋏⟟⏁⟟⏃⏁⟒ ☊⍜⎐⟒⍀⎍⌿ ⌿⍀⍜⏁⍜☊⍜⌰. ⎅⟒⌰⟒⏁⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏁⊑⍀⟒⏃⎅. ⎐⏃⌿⍜⍀⟟⋉⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⊑⎍⋔⏃⋏⌇.
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No.167010
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.167098
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that must be rabbitfield's bag
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No.166972
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i have a gap in my teeth, its actually not too big, but i cant decide if i should get braces or keep it as is,,..

so ill let /b/ decide :biggrin:
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braces is moe.
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No.167051
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>>167043
are*
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No.167061
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>>167051
give me a break. :glare1:
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No.167062
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>>167061
an*
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No.167093
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>>167043
my pubes get stuck in them 😥
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