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THE ATHEIST IS NO BETTER THAN A DOG!!!
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>>166638
God created lolis, and lolis are angels. :kuma6:👼
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Guess I'll share some of my theology. The trinity makes perfect sense when you take some time to think about it. God created man in his own image. Man has 3 selves. The Flesh, The Conscious and the Sub Conscious. Thus reasonably it can be deduced that God would also have 3 selves. Jesus is God in the Flesh, God the Father is the Conscious and the Holy Spirit is the Sub Conscious.
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If you look at what comes out of the groin area you will also find a trinity of pee, poo and cum. Cum is obviously the holy spirit because it looks like ghosts and ectoplasm, poo is the flesh because it's made out of consumed animal flesh, so pee must be the father. Women don't have cum, the third part of their trinity is blood which represents the devil because the devil is red so watch out for them.
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>>166822
I'll share too! Basically, I'm stuck between agnostic-theism, Gnosticism, and Perennialism. If we go off pure scientific reason and logic, agnosticism is the best bet, with the fine-tuning argument and human consciousness being a potential indicator of something bigger, thus theism, as this entity isn't active enough on Earth to prove itself by our means.
If we assume there is in fact a higher power we can sense, Gnosticism makes the most logical sense, as it solves the problem of evil and still gives a form of salvation for the afterlife.
Perennialism doesn't explain the philosophical arguments against religious thought (unless linked with Gnosticism in the sense that all Gods are real, lower eminatins of the monad, kinda liek the 365 heavens of the Basilideans) but would explain not just others finding religions they weren't born in, but also my own experiences with neo-pagan experimentation (mostly Kemetism.)
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i will only worship the god who provides me a cute loli wife.

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Go young warrior and defeat the evil demon lord. I shall give you a holy sword to stab it with. Amen brother.
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I'm on it. 😌
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I'm a cleric, I can't use swords you dumb bitch :angry:
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>>167111
I christen you a crusader now go stab the demon lord!
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>>167121
I-ikimasu!
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Is it a bastard sword? Because I spent two feats to get proficiency and then to focus on them. I'm not going to just use any old holy longsword, you know.

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eveyday i get on /b/ and i see a heyurizen brag about a loli encounter, and i cant tell if u guys are making shit up, OR IF IM THE ONLY UNLUCKY F4G3T :angry: :angry:
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>>167114
TEH LUCK APARTMENT
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>>167115
im not taking SHIT from u, Windows® ∞! :angry:
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>>167115
cheer up, UNLUCKY F4G3T
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>>167120
oh the things i saw when i was living with one
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This one time when I was six or seven, I was in a hotel with my step sister and a close family friend (who was a GIRL) and we took a bath together.. naked!!!
I still remember seeing their nipples and being disappointed their breasts weren't any bigger than mine were

hyjukuhyhjujjnnjmu
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iu8 hgbvvsw2zc
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kjmnukhnhbjyçlonbh lo
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1,2,3,4,5,6,7,(0)
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mm,jlik rt m,lk uijj

Have some AI-generated mashimaros. This thread doesn't really fit on /h/ or /l/ since there are both lolis and a hag.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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enjoy Miu's special christmas chocolate!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>167166
Pee's coming out the wrong hole, baka AI

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If U get drunk in japan they turn you into a burrito :cry:
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>If U get drunk in japan they turn you into a burrito
oh! so that's what happened to foor (^_^;)
mmm, a trap burrito... (´¬`)
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:angry:
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But what if I want to be a burrito? :drool:
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>>167146
it would be easier to kick the shit out of him instead.
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>>167146
Buncha rubberchinkers

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Take care of your NEET sisters! It is your duty as a man! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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All men are in fact, not created equal. Some have sisters (;´Д`)
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my imouto is teh one with teh fancy job :happy:
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they took this away from me.. :dark:
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o7

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:sad: Basically my sister used to do stuff like this to me all the time as a kid.... :emo:
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to both the oniisans in the thread... were the peeing imoutos cute at least? (゚ー゚)
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it goes like this
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>>166403
I would've developed a femdom siscon for sure.
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Weird how many people on this board have been molested by their sister. :unsure:
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>>167168
either you're molested by your sister or you don't have a sister... sadly, i'm in the latter group (;´Д`)

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Why haven't you made your robo-waifu, geek?
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it would be easier to make an artificial womb machine then jizz into it and grow real waifus
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electrocution (;´Д`)
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because im retardanon (⁠ ⁠;⁠∀⁠;⁠)

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Hello fellow Heyurizens. I am pleased to announce that in one week, I will release a project I have been working on for a while: A AA-based Visual Novel about Heyuri! You can download it to your computer or run it in the web, for free. It has the core features of any other VN (although the flash medium has its limitations), and is pretty short, about 1 or 2 hours depending on your reading speed.

Merry Christmas, and I hope you enjoy my game next friday.

As (I) have limited experience, please accept my amateur work.


Title: A place called Heyuri
Length: Short (1-2hr)
Developer: Positive Element


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>>166831
whats the obsession with pee?
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>>166922
pee is win, anon
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ヽ(´∇`)ノ VERY COOL !!! Excited to play :biggrin:
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>>166609
I hope there will be LOLi scat :drool:

are boys with small PENISes girls?
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only if they are cute
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>>167156
No way
these things are real?!
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>>167157
they are pukeko, new zealdand bird. very interesting things voer ther :biggrin:
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>>167157
yes, i think cute boys are real but rare

A very merry Christmas to my brothers in Christ.🎄🎁
A happy Hanukah to the Jewish anons if we have any. 💰
And a happy Kwanzaa to my niggas. :nigra:
:xp::xp::xp:
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I can't believe you wished a happy Christmas to the Jews before us Muslims, I thought we were bros :cry:
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>>166949
You fellas at least believe He is a respected prophet, so you're cool ヽ(´∇`)ノ
But you guys (traditionally) don't celebrate anything on Christmas so I don't know what to say (;´Д`)
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>>166949
Yeah what he said, I know what Eid is but I don't know of any Muslim celebrations this time of year. Sorry anon.

>>166891
And I didn't know what this is.
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if muslims and jews can't eat ham for xmas, what do they eat?
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>>166984
They drink pee! And we should too :biggrin:

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I set up Jellyfin in my house so my dad can watch The Muppet Show but he keeps on watching Moetan and messing up the watched episodes list Σ(;゚Д゚)
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otousan is a rorikon!
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what other anime does he like?
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>>167107
Danshi Kokosei no nichijou and, if it counts, Thunderbirds are go
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KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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duuuuhhh~

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It's around that time of the year... again :nyaoo:
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why do no heyurizens have a 3d waifu like this guy on the bottom right?
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>>167126
cuz theyre ugly :xd:
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>>167124
that pic is low res due to the fact i screengrabbed it from a compressed video

please use this high version in the final collage (´π`)
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>>167126
compare them and you'll easily find teh answer :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Lets find the first thread posted on Heyuri

To do this, go to the overboard, and then scroll to the last page. the very last thread should be the oldest one/first
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here she is. almost 4 years old
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https://img.heyuri.net/jp/koko.php?res=65&page=0

The archives are clearly complete, as this posts number is 65

There are at least 65 posts older than this in heyuris history that we have no clue about
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>>167132
incomplete*
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I want to post in this ancient thread, but I fear it would be like disturbing king tuts coffin. A curse might come out :dizzy:
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teh old threads u can see from 2D Lolikon and 日本語 boards are made b4 those boards were hosted on Heyuri

Nihongo board in specific was hosted on another site which had other threads, here are their archives
https://img.heyuri.net/jp/koko.php?res=321&page=0

the site where our 2D Lolikon board came from once had dedicated shota and guro boards too :nyaoo-closedeyes:


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