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No.163331
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If you had an illness that made it impossible for you to get sexually excited, would you kill yourself?
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No.163375
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yes, unless I could get a daily supply of hard drugs to compensate
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No.163376
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shit would suck, but at least id be able to focus a lot more while out of the house/at work :sweat3:
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No.163424
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No, why? That sounds amazing.
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No.163440
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How is that amazing （ ´,_ゝ`）
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No.163447
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I always liked the idea of a medication making me unable to cum but me being completely dependant on it or I die or kill myself
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No.163361
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I felt them! They were only slightly malleable, and as my hands tread them, I felt lumps and knots... hard spots. It felt like old playdough that had pebbles in it. Her areolas were discolored, and they were not shapely, but slightly uneven, and droopy...!

What a horrific experience...
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No.163387
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can /ｊ/ confirm??
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No.163397
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>>163378
beautiful homophobia
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No.163419
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>>163361
sounds like oppai cancer
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No.163430
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breasts are always soft, sounds like maybe they had implants or something, nonetheless not normal of them to feel like that
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No.163446
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I've felt both real and fake tits, and yeah that's not normal for either.
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No.163429
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Mmmm rero rero rero
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No.163439
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….why
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No.163441
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>>163439
I think it's hot
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No.163444
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SHE CAN'T SEE NOW, IDIOT. :angry:
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No.163445
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>>163444
They are fake glasses!!! made for pornography, and licking!!:drool:
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No.163431
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gobble gobble gobbel!! :hokke:
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No.163433
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.163435
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>>163433
Aw hell naw :dark:
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No.163437
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>>163433
WTF. i've never seen this one LOL
where did he even post that?
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No.163442
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>>163437
probably emailed it to someone pretending to be a girl
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No.163443
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>>163433
he hosted his own website where he would stream all day
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No.163417
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I just got done putting my fist up a turkey's assh*le.

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No.163426
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>>163425
turkey juice at the beginning when i had to open the bag. the instructions say to pull both tabs to "easily" open the turkey, but doing so causes the "juice" to squirt out. Inside the turkey there are giblets which are some organs, liver i think, and in the turkey's ass they also shoved the neck. (ﾟ ー｀ ) ive been on my feet all day long, i still have the mashed potatos, gravy and green bean casserolle to go. （ ´_ゝ`） oh im lovin it
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No.163427
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break time is ovah. time to go bust my butt some more :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.163428
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why is ass uncensored and hole censored?
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>>163428
ass is a donkey but assh*le is a swear word!
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No.163438
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my family just went to a buffet :xd:
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No.163372
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Anon wishes you a very delicious thanksgiving!!! ( ´ω`)
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No.163373
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thank you god! :drool:
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No.163385
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I love Thanksgiving! I want to show indian girls how thankful I am and fill their "Thaknsgiving turkey", if you know what I mean
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No.163403
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thank u lord
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No.163409
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>>163385
One of my great or great great grandparents fucked a squaw and my family's genetics haven't been doing so well ever since... I should impregnate a blonde girl and thank her for giving my bloodline blonde hair and blue eyes again for the first time since the 1800s.
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No.163436
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happy faps-giving
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No.163393
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Happy Thanksgiving! 🍁☺🍻☺🍰
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No.163396
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The whole world should celebrate thanks giving, not just USA ( ´ω`)
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No.163398
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two of them are not too happy to see me...
guess who gets the cock 😁😁
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No.163400
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thank god for creating me penniless :dark::angry::cry:
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No.163434
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Thank you god for lolis and protien rich turkey
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No.163025
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eat up heyurizens
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No.163035
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mmmmm cucumber :biggrin:
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No.163056
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HEY ASSHOLE. Kaguya already runs a website for freaks like you. its called gurochan, and it has a /s/ board. go there! freak!

(USER EATS SHIT FOR THIS POST) banhammer

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>>163056
heyuri has been full of shit for a lot longer than you think. though i wouldn't call it widely liked, it is not a banned topic and anyone is free to post it. if nothing else, you always hide the thread!
you must be hungry. here, have some chocolate. :biggrin:
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>>163056
since when was it a crime to post your meal on here
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No.163421
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If you're truly thankful for a thanksgiving meal you should always eat the "leftovers" the next day, and the day after!
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No.163405
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What are YOU thankful for, Heyuri?
I'm thankful for some Russian guy who had this image as his profile pic :xd:
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No.163408
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im thankful for…uh…….:unsure:
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No.163413
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happeh thanksgiving

im also thankful for that suiseiseki pic ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.163414
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I am thankful for kaguya-sama for running heyuri.net
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No.163415
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thanks to god for giving me a big dick and handsome face
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No.163416
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You, Anon. I’m thankful for you.
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No.163407
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My wife got dirty when we last made it out in the nature, what to do? I'm afraid that she's going to get sucked into the swamp. :cry: I just love her so much! :sad:
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No.163410
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SINK DAT HO!!1 :angry:
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No.163411
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every true figure enthusiast knows the best cleaning method is always a golden shower
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No.163412
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just cover her head to toe in mud and poast it! :biggrin:
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No.163388
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just learned that squirt is just a pee :dark:
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No.163390
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whooops, the secret is out!
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No.163391
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is that supposed to be a bad thing?
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No.163394
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I love pee.
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No.163395
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What's so bad about pee? （ ´,_ゝ`）
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No.163402
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If you've drank squirts before and not gotten sick, now you know you can drink as much girl pee as you want! You can chug the whole liter in her full bladder straight from the tap and become her portable urinal.
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my pinkie and my ring finger, theyre always just barely touching each other and theyre too close. It stresses me and overstimulates me so much when theyre the only two fingers touching, are they closer together then my other fingers?? this is a problem for both of my two hands, to the point ive seriously considered cutting my finger off, is there any other solution? i was thinking of tapeing my two fingers together.
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No.163380
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>>163371
She had her bewbs removed because she didn't like the feeling of them touching each other
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No.163381
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>>163380
LOL
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No.163384
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If you cut your fingers off you'd feel phantom pain
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No.163399
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>>163384
i think the pain will be very real Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)
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No.163401
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OP I came up with a remedy:
step 1: Remove your shoes if you're wearing any
step 2: Kick a doorframe as hard as you can
step 3: If done correctly, now you won't notice that your fingers are touching for a while! Repeat as often as desired.
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No.163325
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Who is "Sam" and why does everybody want to see him?:unsure:
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No.163326
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Yeah who is Sam? they say if you see sam you get into a lot of trouble. Sounds like a creepy pasta to me. LOL
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No.163329
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Sam... I heard he is SERIOUS :tongue:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>163325
I know this guy is his son
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No.162891
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This is a bucket. :hokke:
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No.163258
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>>162895
it contains the INHUMAN THOUGHTS of every man here :dark:
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No.163262
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>>163255
cute ( ´ω`)
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No.163290
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>>163255
you should make more ocs!
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No.163370
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It's true !!! :biggrin:
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>>163290
>>163370
Sankyu all!!1!
There'll be moar in the future :biggrin:
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No.163358
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ive got a united flight tomorrow. its on a boeing 767. these majestic birds are gonna be retired by the end of the decade. im hoping its N641UA. its united's oldest plane and has been in all 5 of its liveries
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No.163359
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stay safe
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No.163360
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>>163358
i hope you have a joyful ride on the plane tomorrow and have a nice day
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No.163363
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>>163358
i hope it crashes and you die! :dark:
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