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HELLO

I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU

I NEVER RECEIVE VALENTINES CARDS CAN YOU PLEASE WRITE ONE FOR ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH HEYURI
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your face looks like
Someone stepped on it with a shoe

:biggrin:
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Dear Nanoha38,
I love you like my meemaw loved strangling puppies :nyaoo:
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Pretty Tulip, you glided graciously
unto Heyuri, casting forth holy light
upon this wretched hive of villainy.
Being your Valentine would lighten my life;
Will you let me pick you, Pretty Tulip?
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The goal of this thread is simple: we try to one-up each other with strange porn.
Find a porn video that's weirder than the last. Remember, if the genre of porn seems like something that can make your average Heyurizen ejaculate (essentially anything that is 2D and of eastern origin), it's not weird enough.
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Post em
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No.172904 Yeah x7
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>>172872
INDIAN DETECTED! INDIAN ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
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:cool:
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>>172904
So that's what the weird smell is.
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:biggrin:
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>>173104
good luck on your studies
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DRINK
SOME
YAKULT!
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i had 6 already (ﾟｰﾟ)
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No.173106 Yeah x2
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Is that cum? :unsure:
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>>173106
no, it's yakult you degenerate!!!:angry:
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Yacum
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indexing my meme/animu archive over 78.000 images (⊙_⊙) with CLIP search so that I don't have to waste my time searching for a specific image to post. just describing the image is enough to be found. VLMs are fucking magic
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>>173056
little girl
(・∀・)
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>173102
:huh:

Your fortune: You just lost the game

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>>173102
what tha fuck :xd: :xd: :xd:
>>173056
fn p90
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Rabi~en~Rose or Rei?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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big usada bug usada
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First off, I'll say I have a big family :sweat3:

I have 3 sisters and 1 brother. My brother is the oldest and moved out for college when I was a kid, so I was mostly raised with my 3 sisters. My father was almost always away at work for long periods of time, and it wasn't uncommon for me to see him only once a week and just for a few hours.

This was further compounded by a few strange coincidences in my life. Firstly, that I live in a small town, where there are two primary and two middle schools. For each of them, one is a public school, and the other is a private boys-only sports/youth organization academy type thing.

This meant that due to the youth academy taking roughly half the boys, that the small primary and middle school was like, 75% girls. It was a running joke... and the class graduation photos are all mostly girls.

I was a very timid young boy, and afraid of sports. So I went to the public schools. I never made many friends. My only friend was a girl of my age in primary school, who was kind of tomboyish.

So at home I had only sisters and a mother, at school there was mostly girls, my only friend was a girl. As a young boy, I typically would go days with only interacting with girls, aside from the bus driver and my father once a weekend. (The teachers were also all girls except the PE teacher, but this is common everywhere)

I feel as though this has a major effect on my psychology and made me a weak and sensitive person, as I lacked male influences in my life :sad:
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I knew a guy like this in middle school, but he was unusually a very manly guy as he was protecting his multiple imouto without a father, and he was doing boxing :sweat2:
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No.173020 Yeah x1
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>repeatedly sitting on my face or neck (close enough that I distinctly remember an un pleasant smell due to my noses proximity to her panties (she was oblivious to this)

Win!
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No.173022 Yeah x3
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ヽ(´～`)ノ Oh cruel sisters, you come and hurt me again and again long after I moved out, now you hurt me in my dreams!

You beat me and whip me, there is no escape (´π｀)
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They say kids are incapable of being perverted, but if that's the case then how come I cajoled my cousins into dogpiling (in other words, facesitting) me when I was only five years old? I've been obsessed with ass since I was sentient enough to form memories.
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i also grew up around mostly women and i wonder how it affected me as well. i grew up around 2 sisters, my mother, and my grandmother. my father was always busy with work and my grandfather was very senile and didnt talk much. at my elementary school it was like 45/55 boys/girls so still leaning towards girls but not as much as in your case op. i dont have many ero stories other than one time at school we had to do this performance and it involved 2 of the guys getting on all fours while a girl stood on top.
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Bananananananananananananaanananananananananana
nananananananananananananaanananananananananana
nananananananananananananaanananananananananana
:banana:
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LOL IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS :biggrin:
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1842 was 4 weeks ago, let that sync in :smile:
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no fukken way
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1990 was 10 years ago 10 years ago 15 years ago :banana:
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2020 was 50 years ago :biggrin:
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/!\BREAKING NEWS/!\
Savages have been sighted on Chat@Heyuri making weird noises and gesticulating incoherently. Specialists are currently debating whether or not those noises are a proper language.
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ᓱᓕ ᐱᐅᔪᒻᒪᕆᐅᕗᖅ ᔮᐸᓃᓯᑎᑐᑦ ᐅᖃᓪᓚᒍᓐᓇᕋᕕᑦ (・∀・)!!
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Y'all aint learn Ethiopian 'fo you start postin' on here? The fuck you playin' at? Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)
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ᕼᐊᕼᐊ. ᑖᒃᑯᐊ ᓯᓚᐃᑦᑑᔪᑦ ᖃᐅᔨᒐᔭᙱᒻᒪᕆᒃᑐᑦ ᑕᐃᒍᖅᑕᐅᒐᓗᐊᖅᐸᑕ ᐃᒡᓚᕐᓇᖅᑐᓂᒃ ᑐᓄᖏᓐᓂ. (´∇`)σ
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There's valuable mineral and oil resources under their feet. :nyaoo2: 💰 Let's poison their peaceful hunter-gatherer culture with capitalist greed so they all start prostituting themselves and huffing gas, then when they're too weak to resist, that $$$ is ours! :biggrin:
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Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my Heyuri
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No.173080 Yeah x3
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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wabbit 🐰 haha :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:🐰:saitama: wabbt 🐰:happy::happy::nyaoo-closedeyes::kuz:🐰hoppity hop:kuz::kuz::rolleyes::smile:
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No.173082 Yeah x2
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huhuhuhu wabbit! waaaabit~! :biggrin: bunny wabbit so cute so stupid but sooo cute! ehehehehe~! :smile:
waabbit wabbit! waaaabit go munch munch~! silly wabbit~! ahahaha~! :x3:
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ᑲᑎᖦᖢᒋᑦ ᐃᑭᐊᖅᑭᕕᒃᑯᑦ ᐊᑐᖅᑕᐅᕐᔪᐊᖅᑐᑦ!!!!!!!!!
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ᓱᓕᓪᓗᓂ, ᑕᒪᓐᓇ ᐱᔾᔪᑎᒋᔭᐅᕗᖅ ᖃᕋᓴᐅᔭᒃᑯᑦ. ( ´ω`)
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ބާތަ ތި މައްސަލައަކީ؟
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ok so uh
stupid question incoming

whats the closest thing to the feeling of getting a titfuck

sorry if this is retarded im just curious
dont kill me
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ur a young man, you could probably just kindly ask some really fat/uggo girl or a granny with saggy tits for one paizuri and they'd oblige :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Just buy a silicone masturbation toy.
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>>172900
Weird, I would say the opposite :unsure: Maybe it's beacause i'm an ass guy
Similarly, I think butts look better than they feel
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>>172977
butts look and feel incredible, there is nothong better
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Boobs are about the same temperature as your PENIS so it doesn't really feel that good. It's much more fun to rub it on a girl's face, tummy, or even legs since there's better angles to thrust from and there's much more warmth coming from her breath/stomach/pussy, etc.
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ᕼᐋᓇ ᐃᓕᓐᓂᐊᖅᑎᑦᑎᐊᕙᐅᓛᖑᕗᖅ
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ﾄｶ㌧㌧
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﷽
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h̸̢̢̲͔͉̮̹̼̜̻͛̇̅̃͊̍͛̎̊̉̒̎̚͜ä̶̻̬́͆͂̀͆̂͛̉̒͌ͅÿ̶̛͕͙̘͍̆̀͗̓̿̅͂͛̓̂̍́͘͝͝ ̷̫̯͔̮̩̜̔̆̎̿͑̽̊̑̉ǵ̸̢͈̺̠̩͎͙͕̑̀́ȕ̷̢̮̹̯͓̜̥͚̣̜͎̺͇̬̐̃ͅŷ̶̡̧̪͚̘͉̬̗͕̠̹̪̜̌s̶̢̠͖̲̠̤̣̮͚̈͗̔͐̋͜ͅ ̷̰̪̥̲͔̼̘̭̘̼͚̪̮̈̈͒̏̂̕͝ͅw̶̨͓͇͙̙̹̪̼̱̘̾̉̀̓͐̊͌̃̇̃̈́͑͛͛̓̏͘u̷̧̧̢͙̪̪̯̼͓̖̙̩̿͗̈͝t̸̛̘̘̙̘͙͎̖̼͐̈̈̀̊̀͆͌̀̕̚̕͜͜͝š̴̭͈̭̃̈́ ̵̜̮̖̪͎̣͔̗̬̒͝g̶̨͍̻̬͇̾̽̂̑̀̐̏͛͊̓̅̑̒͘ơ̵̡̨̢̘̠̼̹͚̽̂̾̀̃͒̄͐̏̊͌̕͘͝i̵̢̡̩͚̼̘̗̯̰̝̝͓͙̍̍͜͜n̷͇͓̭͔̐̌̌̒͒̑̃͒̀̆̒͘͜͝ͅ ̶̛̝͓̺̓̑͊̂̄̃̓͆̽͘̕͝͠ͅó̶̧̹̫̝̠̄̾̕͘ń̵̖̣͖̂̀̈́͊̍̏͠ ̸̢̛̹̗̝͍͇̀͒͑͆͒̈́̃̀̃̒͗̚͘̚į̶̧͈͓̤̘̗̳̹̲̻̼͎̑̐͜n̶̢̨̥̥͍̫̬̹̬͓̜̓͑͂̄͋́̔͌̐̈́͋̊͆ ̸̝͍̰̖͓̗̞̫̃̒͒͂́t̶̢̨̤̜̠̱̺̦̦͔͕̫̱͇̀ͅh̴̨̪͚͙̹̺̫̣̞̗̀͝i̵̢̧̪̘̩̼͈̳̮͔̣͎̺̣̱͌̊̉̎̃̎̈́̑̓̄́͆̔͝͠͝ͅş̵̢̛̳͉̪̳̰̣̯̰̲̩͈̬̙̅̊̇͌̌̉̀͝ ̷̛̠͂̒͐̅̎͗̍̎̚͝t̸̗̺̝̎̈́͌̓̆͑̈́̏̔̒̍̃̀͝h̵̛̛͖̻̮̦͇̺͎̯̩͖̭̄̍́̇͌̾̎̇͜ř̴̢̧̪̼̫̥̦̩͇̮̱͍̫͖̔̊̉͐͆̒̚͜͜͝e̶̳͍͖͐̄͒̃̔́̇̊̚ą̵̜̖̦͈̠̗̩͖̣̑̈́̍̚d̷̛̲͉̣͋͋̈́͛̒̒̍̽́͆̚̕͜͝ͅ?̸̧̛͔̥̫͍̞̯̪̟͛̅̈́̒̈́͗̈͑ͅ
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ᑭᒃᑯᓕᒫᑦ ᑕᑯᓂᐊᖅᐳᑦ ᕚᕋᒥᒃ
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No.173075 Yeah x1
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unga bunga :nosebleed:
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mwah
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