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Another one bites the dust ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>174270
Rule 0 was there to stop IRL lolis from posting CP, not to discriminate against good faith, honest schoolboys and schoolgirls who just come here to have fun! :sad:
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>>174270
Rule 0 was there to stop IRL lolis from posting CP, not to discriminate against good faith, honest shotas who just come here to have fun! :drool:
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Rule 0 was made because 1. kiddies were starting too much drama, and 2. Atlantis law says kiddies are not allowed to browse sites that distribute adult-only material. Blame Atlantis!
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>>174282
Well by that logic so is saying "I am going to kill the president of the United States" but that won't get me banned. You just want to ban all lolis because you a stinky hag lover!


I AM GOING TO KILL THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA*

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*This quote is purely for journalistic reasons and is not to be taken seriously*
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there is no way to prove some anonymous user is underaged unless they explicitly admit it. They can claim being adult high schoolers (it's possible, I was one myself), or claim they are just flat chested while posting their bewbz and everyone would know better to not pry into it even if they feel like it's a lie
they just need to be smart enough to not admit anything, and not let their heyuri existence overlap with anything else so stalkerfags wouldn't have a field day

Anyone who can draw the cool s properly wins 1 free internet (・∀・)
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attempt 2, this one looks good
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>>174289
no silly!!!!!!!! you do 3x4 grid and add one in the middle on top and bottom!!!!! then you connect them!!! it feels natural! you almost see the letter already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MATTAKU!! :angry::angry:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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still got it :cool:
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Ah, naruhodo!

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uoooh you will show heyuri your PENIS uooooh
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all you'll get is oji-san PENIS :banana: :yawn:
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>>174284
this is acceptable

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ZE PEIPA
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Did you know?
Before pooping, place several sheets of paper on the surface of the toilet water. This stops the poop splash that happens when the turd falls into the water, keeping your ANUS safe from toilet AIDS! :kuz:
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>>174253
this is a criminally underrated thread
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>>174254
I've always wondered how people in western countries prevent splashback. I've never used one of those :sweat2:
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German-style toilet to the rescue. The downside is that it smells terrible during the process. :dark:
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>>174264
I just shit so hard and fast that the water doesn't even register the projectile blasting through it :cool:

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ive been thinking about just disappearing. maybe moving to a new state in a mid sized city. use cash and fake names. take under the table jobs and live in apart. unfortunately its harder than ever to get away from the prying eyes of big brother with digitized records and AI surveillance and all that
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|ω・`)じー You can't escape
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>>174134
thats not the point the point is im unhappy with my current life plus i have considerable debt.
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suicide?
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You are free!~ All barriers exist only in your mind~ :biggrin: Breathe the fresh air and see how the world is beautiful~ when you have money without the need to work

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New poster. Whaddya think? (゚ー`)
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Very nice.
Now lets see Paul Allens poster

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i just got a porcelain doll, and shes beautiful( ´ω`)
she has blond curly hair and pretty blue eyes and a pretty blue dress!
the problem is, i dont know what to name her..and i need ideas, serious names only!ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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how am I supposed to choose a name if I don't know what she looks like? post pics.
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>>174223
i like this name a lot, but i think itd be hard for me to pronounce (;´Д`)


>>174224
shes too special to me, for my eyes only( ´ω`)
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Alice
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>>174218
Margaret Thatcher
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blond von sockcock!:waha:

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Worship this creature!
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ALL HAIL TEH CREATURE
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cute
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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funny cat threda :kuz:
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i'm mad that this is the first cat-specific thread i see on heyuri after a year of getting my heyurizen citizenship
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>>174182
lurk moar
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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kazakh boobas

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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HAUNTED TAXI
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Hm... I swear all of these were titles to JAV movies at one point!
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"the fbi raids a young woman's home to find her sitting behind her desk with her hand super-glued to her PENIS stuck in the zipper of her jeans while browsing heyuri"
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Where can you buy an ANIME-style silicone doll that's actually made in Japan?
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have you tried japan?
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the admin of a doll site came here asking for mutual links with heyuri, give them a shot?
https://mrlsexdoll.com/
(never bought from them, just found it out from here)

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Who summoned me again nyu?

I shall usher in over 9000 years of warnings nyu

I am your god now, nyu
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>>174056
NIGGER

(NYUGGER) banhammer

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>>174216
No, NIGGER
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moar liek poochippy :xp:
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What's a god to a king? :cool:

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👽👽👽👽UFFFOOOO POORRRNOOOOOO👽👽👽👽
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so this is the declassified UFO files :astonish:
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check the bathroom
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UFO (TH12) PORRRRNOOOOO
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>>174235
Touhou jikan is wonderful, i fapped to it recently

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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RAEPMAN CP!!!! (・∀・)
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handsome-sama's favorite game


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