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We will watch Iketeru Futari (1999), Gokicha!! (2012) and R.O.D OVA (2001) this Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]


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HELL YEAH! :cool:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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WE NEED TO MAKE THIS IMAGEBOARD MORE POPULAR
here are some steps we as heyfags can use
1 post heyuri crap on 4chan.org so therefore we can gain users
2 make more fags:wink::nyaoo-closedeyes::nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>inviting channers here is a great way to ruin the site
it's already happened a dozen times and we're doing fine
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i think we should get closer together instead of trying to go bigger. would love to know some of you guys.
>>173775
bad apples tend to not stick around for very long, i don't think that should be a big concern.
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We should instead unite the rule 8 kolyma websites with heyuri and create the Kolyma Federation
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>>173691
we'll probably be getting more now that they started requiring that those proxy blocking websites
>>173775
Do you want users or not? We all know you have your gay little chatrooms to supplement your time on-line but not all of us have that. It's nice to have a site not be so slow.
t. one of the few mootxi.canos that isn't a moderator
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>>173962
>they started requiring that those proxy blocking websites
what?

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Is anyone else really nostalgic for early 2024?
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>>173915
has your college degree granted you access to a good career yet?
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every fucking otaku i see that went to college is retarded for saying "biggest waste of my life" and "every one hated me there :(((((". You go to college to drink and get pussy.
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>>173942
Not in the slightest. CS degrees are fucking useless.
>>173943
>You go to college to drink and get pussy.
And what if you don't want to do either of those? Academia. But academia sucks balls
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>>173944
then you are a loser because you want academia but weren't smart enough to go to actually academic ivy league schools
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my school had an acceptance rate of 8%. And I don't know how old you are but Ivy league doesn't mean much anymore, if it ever did. I thought academia would be cool but my vision of it lied somewhere in the late nineties to mid 2000s. College nerd culture is a pale shadow of what it once was and the people and campus reflected that. The girls were really cute; everyone of them reeked of virginity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8au4eCVPis&t=13

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hey uri
long time no gay
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i wonder what'll happen to the quality of scanlation once mysterymeat3 finally kicks teh bucket (;´Д`)
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>>173863
why does stuff like this never happen to me :cry:
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>>173895
i think its because you're a dirty, old and fat otaku (;´Д`)
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>>173895
sex with men, or train molestation?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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I didn't freak out like that again until kuz died!
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:nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra:

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HAUNTED TAXI
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Hm... I swear all of these were titles to JAV movies at one point!
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"the fbi raids a young woman's home to find her sitting behind her desk with her hand super-glued to her PENIS stuck in the zipper of her jeans while browsing heyuri"

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Is being capable of getting an erection important to you emotionally? I just watched a documentary about erectile dysfunction and how the guy is mentally hurt. I wonder whether this is the same with anons here.
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what would be the point of living if I couldn't masturbate for at least 4 hours a day?
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personally i wish i didn't have any sexual desires at all
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I wish my PENIS was always erect and my balls could produce like 10 liters of semen per day and that I had a harem of horny underage girls to make love with all day and night
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>>173948
This would suck after about 5 days
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>>173949
why? too much cum to cleanup? if that became a problem I'd train them to swallow most of the cum so it doesn't make too much of a mess, then they also wouldn't need to eat much food

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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NEKO
🐱
🐱🐱
KONEKO
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>>173934
i failed the neko triforce...
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doas pkg_add neko

cp /usr/local/bin/neko /var/www/usr/local/bin/neko1
cp /usr/local/bin/neko /var/www/usr/local/bin/neko2
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git clone cgi.heyuri.net/git/neko.git
cd neko
make build
cp ./build/neko /usr/bin/neko
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:longcat:

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EAT THAT FUCKER. 🐔🍳
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that's a very lazy look in his eyes
exactly the same look this kao has (´ー`)
(i removed the kao tags intentionally)
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>>173928
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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REB…

THERE’S A :banana:

OVER HERE..
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FASTER THAN MAH :banana:

Oh god I'm talking to a 14 year old boy online and he seems to really admire me... :blush: How do I resist? :worry: He's such a cutie... :dizzy:
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>>173891
do not the shota
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>>173893
You are not talking to an actual 14 year old. You are talking to a 50+ year old gay guy with an ageplay fetish who is probably yankin' his chain right now. :biggrin:
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>>173912
this may be more arousing to some people than you suspect
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BOY NIPPLES
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Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things

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Is netorare the only thing even Heyurians won't touch? Why is it so popular in Japan? :unsure:
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>>173866
>it’s meant to be figurative not literal
how do you know?
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>>173867
kuz it's too baseless to be literal
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>>173868
Now just what in tarnation does :kuz: have to do with this?
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>>173871
because = cuz = kuz
Now just what in tarnation does kuz have to do with tomo?
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>>173872
newbie...

I had a dream last night that I was using heyuri last night. In this dream, there existed a special feature. You could invite another user to participate. There were two panes. On the top, there was a live chat to communicate with the other person, and below, was the shared window. This is where the activity took place. In my dream, it was programming; but I suppose it could be anything else with text, or even drawing.

It could be competitive or cooperative. I suppose in the competitive mode it might be a good idea to have two separate windows for each user and not one that both can edit. I believe also in my dream that others could view it and post to the chat but not edit the shared window.
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In reality, this feature would be used to show eachother's dicks. :biggrin:
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you bet

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Argentina, 2015. 27 year old man was killed by his lover, a 38 year old married woman. They had an affair and the younger man eventually had threatened to reveal their illicit relationship to her husband, if she would refuse to "loan" him big sums of money. The 38 year old woman owned a high profit jewelry store. To safeguard her money and family life she instead decided to kill her lover during sex "game". By suggesting they try something kinky new. A strangling game in the midst of intercourse. And then instead of stopping strangling him after he had passed out, on purpose continued to strangle her passed out lover with all the strength she had, using a leather belt. Doing it for a few minutes, to make sure he was really dead and would not just wake up later.

Her husband was away from the house during this time on a business trip in another country.

After strangling him she had first tried to stuck him in the large suitcase. So to take his corpse out of the house in a very discreet way. And taking it to large municipal garbage site so to dump it there amongst the piles of garbage bags. But his head would not go all the way inside the suitcase. So she then rolled the suitcase with his body inside it into her bathroom and decided to saw/cut his head off in there.

Getting a folding saw, a large serrated bread knife, gas mask with goggles, thick commercial rubber gloves, black plastic sheeting and a few large bottles of commercial corrosive chemicals (all those belonging to her husband because of his line of work). To try and see if perhaps she could dissolve some parts of his body in the bathtub and thus reducing the weight of the suitcase, for when she would have to lift it up so to place it in her jeep's trunk. And then went to the garage to get her car ready and to get a few other things she thought she could use for her intended plan.

But before she could start her sister had showed up unannounced. She had keys to the house and after no one had answered the door (her sister being in the garage at that time), had entered the house. And after going through the house looking for her sister, had decided to check the bathroom (since she saw a light there, behind a closed door).

And after knocking a few times and getting no reply, had opened the door. Discovering to her horror a naked below the waist strangled young man in the suitcase, with his stuck out head pressed hard against a toilet seat and all that body disposal paraphernalia next to him. And immediately

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>>173910
weird logic tbh
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Let's hang out together! :biggrin:
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>>173888
He deserved to die. He pushed her into defending herself. Plus someone that greedy and stupid should not live anyway. He agreed to be strangled by the person whom he was blackmailing.

The young guy was obviously SUPER overconfident in his long dick and that since he is a stud he could control her. He DESERVED to be found strangled with his tongue out licking a toilet seat, just like he was found.

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Have you ever gotten tired of a song you always liked when it came back into the mainstream?

I've listened to speedycake's ウッーウッーウマウマ(゜∀゜) Speed アルバム for well over fifteen years after hearing the caramelldansen remix (like everyone else did) and didn't stop listening to it because I liked the music. "Caramelldansen" came back around 2018 for the first nostalgia-wave and I thought that was pretty cool, then it stuck around for a long time. Everyone doing a simple version of the dance, the song being played in various videos and IRL situations, et cetera. This picture is from an event that happened last month...

Now I'm really tired of hearing a song that I used to like, a song where I was one of a few people in the world currently listening to it at a given moment. The exclusivity isn't everything, but it being everywhere definitely changed something for me.
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???
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>>173673
yep we should all be special little boys and girls and be gently taken care of and have our cute little aesthetics pleased and hipsterish pretensions validated and anyone who says otherwise is clearly homosexual except for me now im going to go back to listening to caramelldansen + im so lucky lucky hardstyle
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>>173731
I agree and this post describes me perfectly
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is this the same thing when koronba delete all his music and disappear?
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>>173731
oh wow, you must be a very shallow person to think that uniqueness lies in one's hobbies ( ´ω`)


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