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If you were handsome/beautiful.

No matter what cards you got in life. Maybe you have rich parents who let you do what you want. Maybe you are a natural born savant and excel in school. Maybe you are an adult with a decent paying job and a good work/life balance. In the end, if you are ugly or even just mediocre looking, you probably don't even know how much your missing out on.

Objectively speaking the type of person who uses a website like this is probably not anything above a 4/10. The most beautiful of you may be mediocre at best. Some of you are fat, some of you are lanky. You probably have long hair, unshaven faces, and wear glasses. It's just... sad.

I am the exception. And although I cannot, due to the contents of Heyuri, ever show my face, I can assure you I am quite beautiful.
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I am objective with my ratings, so when I look at my mirror I can say with confidence whether or not I am beautiful/handsome. But for the skeptics

- I have been asked out by girls in public 4-5 times in my life (This never happens even once to 99% of men)

- I got away as a child with much more than I should have.

- I got much more attention from my parents than my siblings, and they always sided with me over them

- My advances on girls have never been rejected. Granted, I've only asked out 3 in my life, but a 100% success rate is still pretty good. All 3 were 10/10 banging hot as well

- My mother and grandmother both said I was a handsome boy. Isn't that proof enough? :cool: (Actually one of my aunts tried to tell me I should model when I was about 13-14 :sweat2:)

Everyone treats you better, you get jobs easier, you get better grades, you get away with making mistakes. Life is just easier when you are beautiful. Pretty privilege applies to both sexes. Part of me feels pity for you all... and pity for myself. By being here in your presence, it feels like I'm degrading my own beauty. However I'm willing to grant you the privilege of replying to my thread and all that, as I think this needs to be said
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You don't know how much better your life could be... if you didn't tell lies on the Internet
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'An amendment tabled to parliament will make possessing fictional incest manga punishable up to 5 years in prison, both for holding or distributing.'
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>>174515
'step-bro' pr0n is diet coke
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>'step-bro' pr0n is diet coke
True, but all the mainstream pr0n sites (Pornhub etc.) already auto-inserted "step-" in front of all family relation terms years ago
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Why would the UK outlaw this?
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>>174520
the uk is retarded to believe a fictional characters can have human rights
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>>174522
the state preventing your pursuit of happiness is a violation of your human rights
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No.173891 Yeah x3
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Oh god I'm talking to a 14 year old boy online and he seems to really admire me... :blush: How do I resist? :worry: He's such a cutie... :dizzy:
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>>174454
horror?
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>>174441
boys
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where are all the cute boys i cant find any
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>>174489
post them fagit
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>>174475
semen is heresy
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God damn, this is some good mayonnaise
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No.174455 Yeah x4
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Shota level is approaching supercritical!! 🏭 ⚠ Quick, post lolis to even it out!!! D-Don't forget that you love lolis the most, r-right /b/!?
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FAGET locations are found!!! Send in teh pantsu
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my fellow shotamen... THEY'RE ON TO US
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>>174469
Ah, now it all makes sense why we are losing this war: the enemy is within. My lolicon folk comrades, we have been betrayed by our leadership!
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postan in teh threda
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No.174513 Yeah x3
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I mostly like lolils with big oppai. I know many of Heyuri do not agree with this, so I will only post once.
Thank you for your time. (´π｀)
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No.174444 Yeah x1
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Alysa Liu was conceived via in-vitro fertilization (IVF) using her father Arthur Liu's sperm and an anonymous egg donor (who was Caucasian/white).
She was carried and born via gestational surrogacy (a surrogate mother with no genetic relation to her).
Her father, a single parent an extremely wealthy Chinese political immigrant, intentionally chose Caucasian egg donors for his five children (including Alysa and her siblings who are also coincidentally girls) to promote what he described as "benefiting" from a "diverse gene pool"

Arthur Liu is a single man who paid exorbitant amounts of money for the creation of multiple female children.

In the united states a person can pay for the full process of IVF with egg donation and gestational surrogacy as a single intended parent. This is fully legal in the state of california. And has occurred as early as 1990. The process is given the term assisted reproductive technology (ART). And has allowed for selection of genetic traits as well as gender.

There are no ethical obligations requiring clinics to provide or to refuse non-medical sex selection.


Base gestational surrogacy such as surrogate compensation, agency, legal document creation fees, insurance, expenses. Embryo creation, transfers, meds, monitoring. Egg donation compensation, agency, retrieval cycle, more legal fees for contract negotiations, psychological screening, travel, contingencies like lost wages or C-section bonuses for the surrogate, Runs $140,000–$350,000 per child based on average estimates.
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>>174449
you think that flat board looks tasty?
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>Runs $140,000–$350,000 per child based on average estimates
you may as well just knock up some girl up at that point
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>>174462
the higher a man's IQ, the flatter the ass he prefers
>>174483
chinese PENIS too small to penetrate puffy caucasian vulva
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>>174444
was the bee-pattern hair also genetically engineered?
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>>174497
that tiny chinese PENIS had a harem of 5 lolis worth over a million US dollars.
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No.174470 Yeah x1
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me dreaming of 30-something asian hags
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The day after Christmas? :biggrin: 🍰
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Whu happened to MP1 and MP2? :worry2:
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MP1 was used in Video CD (VCD)
MP2 was used in DVDs
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No.174482 Yeah x1
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>>174480
MP0 was VHS
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so, if you're talking video, MPEG 1 and 2 (.mpg, .mpeg) were used a bunch and got displaced by MPEG 4 (.mp4, .m4v)

if you're talking audio, MPEG-1 layer 1 (.mp1)... wasn't ever used much but existed, layer 2 (.mp2) found quite a bit of use
but MP3s were smaller, and naturally beat out both formats since the tradeoffs were encoding/decoding speed (mp1 is easier than mp2, which is easier than mp3) while hardware got faster
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mp0
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>>174501
mp-1
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No.174436 Yeah x1
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jeffrey epstein had to be a real vocaloid fan if he had his own shota shota island :nyaoo:

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=bnboUSu0QWg
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>>174436
shota❤
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Shota Liberation Army anthem
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It's every man's dream to have a little girl inside of them :cry:
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No.174491 Yeah x1
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some men are born lucky
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>>174491
this image is mildly horrifying to me

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

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>>174491
I can't believe it's not AI! :biggrin:
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>>174491
ZOMFG
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>>174491
inside of every loli is an ojisan 👴
inside of every ojisan is a loli 👧
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>174445
what happens if i take these as a guy
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>>174459
you get pregnant
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MIYUKI!
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>>174459
you get gregnant
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No.174447 Yeah x1
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FUCK YOU I AM CAT. 🐱
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Kyami-sama hear the prnyayers of your disciple!
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hear me now I am the lion
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吾輩は猫である
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if yoy truly are cat you should be able to lick your balls
and show us:drool::drool:
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zOMG heyuri is bach! :dance: :dance: :dance:
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No.174464 Yeah x3
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silly anon, you made a typo! heyuri is not ba-
wtf!?
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WIN
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No.174403 Yeah x5
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Check out my translation of a manga
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No.174405 Yeah x1
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Sauce! This creature is cute, be it loli or shota.
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I LOL'd :biggrin:

Your fortune: Godly luck

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so relatable.
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fuweh?
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>>174403
return here and give a sauce homo
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No.174426 Yeah x2
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Slurp!
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pero pero pero
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straight scum
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