we need a new vomit thread then

>>164625
This nonsensical perspective is kewl! ::3:

this is a mold growing on a carpet from a cat's vomit

>>164694
I kinda…kinda wanna touch it..

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ヽ(´Д`;)ノヽ(´Д`;)ノヽ(´Д`;)ノ
stop PENIS harm on heyuri.net

ヽ(´Д`;)ノヽ(´Д`;)ノヽ(´Д`;)ノ
stop PENIS harm on heyuri.net

ヽ(´Д`;)ノヽ(´Д`;)ノヽ(´Д`;)ノ
stop PENIS harm on heyuri.net

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>164667
PENIS harm is necessary to ensure males are kept in check, as decreed by our female overlords

LOOOOOOL

LOLOLOLOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE7-rnCZQJc&t=500
Protip for LEOs: when you need to pull a nigger bitch out of a car or other confined space, never drag that bitch by the hair because there's a ~95% chance it's a weave that will come right off like a lizard's tail, giving that bitch another chance to flee. Thankfully the officer here had a good hold on the arm too, and that bitch was already dazed and disoriented from the crash and the taser.

>>164697
grabbing hair is "police brutality" anyway ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

yes!!it is so fun,,everyone should do it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>164621
if i was a girl, i would (´人｀)

>>164621
ive cosplayed reimu, tomoe the fox, and nana osaki. im honestly super proud of the reimu cosplay even today just because it was one of the first things i properly sewed. who are you cosplaying anon?

>>164621
What cosplay could a short fat hairy man pull off best?

>>164652
it's better to cosplay as a character you're knowledgeable of, and if you're fat it's going to look awful no matter what so you may as well make a comically low effort costume out of cardboard, paper plates, cheap markers, rubber bands etc. so at least some people can have a good laugh looking at you instead of disgust being their only reaction.

>You need to make a new thread for every reply, it's a format limitation (ﾟー｀)
I still dunno I'm dumb ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>164660
I feel that I should not tell you incase I unwittingly assist in the cultural degradation of the site by helping the entry of people who don't know how to problem solve.
But I will give you the hint that there is a quick reply feature

there is the quick reply mode when you click on a user's no. id

you can also use the posting mode: reply to reply to a thread.

>there is the quick reply mode when you click on a user's no. id
Thank you for helping me

kapon

Cross-ants

kwapaps

qwa sessence

crusty aunt

sucks to suck, buddy!

>hell me
woah, that's a bit harsh innit?
i know ur a n00b and all, but eternal damnation seems a little too far... (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

Bro no way you made a second thread, is this an epic troll or are you epically retarded

>>164687
Heyuri has a problem where it'll take like 5 whole minutes for a thread or reply to post sometimes and some folks think it might have not gone through, this has caused me many replicated replies

allowing the exact same image to be used to make two threads within 5 mins seems more like a failure of the heyuri devs than of OP

Sadly this is a joke thread, so we won't get to feel the sadistic pleasure of reading the guy's mental breakdown (´～`)

>>164640
Theres people who like NTR on my heyuri?..

>is something wrong with me?
well…yes!

i haven't heard of a single instance of cheating irl that's even 1/10 as sad as the stuff in ntr, so i dont really feel much outrage at that.
like wow you got lonely, cheating out of emotion, thats nothing, report back when your personality completely fucking changes to the point it overshadows any single happy moment you've had with your boyfriend just because you got raped by an old man

on another note, you should probably tell your boyfriend, i think being lied about being cheated on would make me sadder than the actual cheating itself.

>i haven't heard of a single instance of cheating irl that's even 1/10 as sad as the stuff in ntr,
I have.

>>164650
I cannot go into details but I fought internet wars and I am experienced. I would protect my heyuri! I haven't done it in quite some time but once I smell digital blood I will go mad craving more until all I can smell and see is a vapor of binary blood. I would collect proof of identifying, striking, and sinking correct targets for teh lulz for later. Humiliation is one of the most important parts of digital wars.

The most gratification is from a revenge on people who directly disrespect and their leaders, but any of their associates are good enough because that proves to their minions that their masters would not save them from my wrath. It often results in minions leaving their masters and their raid collapses as their foot soldiers are gone and generals alone cannot do it. That would usually be enough.

And being persistent is extremely important because it snowballs fear, never letting stuff slide. And good targets are those who are easy to break as they would overreact and constantly proclaim how you fucked them and essentially play propaganda for you. Fear does most of the job, it keeps them from coming back. Second raid would feel to them like going into a cave and slapping a sleeping bear because of past experience, so they often abstain.

i trust rabbitfield-sama to protect us

There was a girl I would watch and she would make videos about her personal interests
but then she hired a writer to do research for her and now she just makes frivolous videos about things sorta tangentially related to things her viewers may know about.
The videos are no longer really her, shes just a talking head for a SUBJECT.
but she has no experience with these subjects and it shows since she makes basic mistakes that no one who actually cared about the topic would

people are so mean out there, it makes me want to cry.

>>164669
youtubers becoming talking heads is a bad sign. people started watching youtube to get away from those media tactics.

>>164561
so deep

the past was objectively bettar (especially the internet - which i assume is what heyurians miss the most), but there's no going back to it. there isn't much to do other than accept that you're stuck in the present and try to make the most of it. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

>>164563
yeah - avoid as much of the current cancer as possible, like ""social media"", and all the stupid news and political stupidity designed to make you miserable.

the life of the ignorant is the life of the happy （・ω・）

u could ram your head into the wall as hard and fast as possible and hope it gives you amnesia

>>164577
good post

good grief. another one of THESE threads...

>>164645
heyurians are depressed recently

>>164566
Not a Strike series game specifically, but I had a lot of those "drive a helicopter until the level is finished and bomb everything in your way" games. They were very good

I've dabbled with them but never properly played them. Which do you recommend?

seconding recs

when i hear the word "strike" i think of GWOT so games like america's army 3, arma 2, battlefield 2 and tactical intervention are all great games (only for men)!

Somone should make a drone simulator war game

WTF is that site meant to be?

>>164580
The videos are worse. Way worse.

ublock, use it

I remember, back when youtube still used flash, there was this one ad that was an hour long of someone's face with music in the background (this was when most skippable ads never went on longer than 2 minutes). The explanation I read was that it was someone trying to promote their music album through youtube, but it would still be creepy when you're browsing videos and this comes up.

>>164571
clicking every ad doesnt seem like a good idea...

>>164482
Perhaps you're right..!

I used but 3d is gross to me now so I onyl fap to 2D only

depends on the respective content of either dimension

>>164445
I masturbate to either mmd, sfm, chaturbate archives, or women being milked

I haven't fapped to 3D, or at least went on a regular porn site in years now, it just feels gross to me now. And real women don't turn me on

>>164594
Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo!

I've had these and they don't taste good