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reminder that we'll play Super Tux Kart tomorrow at 15:00 UTC
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20260214T15&p0=%3A&msg=STK&font=sanserif&csz=1

refer to >>172504 for creating an account

When the time comes, go to Online -> Global Networking -> Find server -> search for 'heyuri!' and join it
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40 minutes! :hokke:
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O shit I'm still in bed :sweat:
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waiting for teh :waha:...
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starting now. the lobby can be joined at any time so no problem for late'ers

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valentine's day celebration threads :closed-eyes:
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you had no valentines this year, didn't u? :xp:
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who's gonna fap today :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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write an valentine's card for your special heyurizens :blush:

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The goal of this thread is simple: we try to one-up each other with strange porn.
Find a porn video that's weirder than the last. Remember, if the genre of porn seems like something that can make your average Heyurizen ejaculate (essentially anything that is 2D and of eastern origin), it's not weird enough.
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>>173203
Is it this one maybe?
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Dunno if this counts. :xd:
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>>173164
jesus christ, this one wins in my book.
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>>173163
you win reincarnation as that centipede
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>>173164
PUTRID SEX OBJECT is cheating! it doesn't get weirder than that video :xd:

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t-take this!
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>>173222
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, ALIEN SCUM. 👽🔫
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yaoi hands :ph34r:

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herez ur chocolate
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Extra bacteria edition. Good for your gut flora. :biggrin:

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HOW CAN I HAVE SEX IF I AM A TURBO AUTISTIC FAT RETARD????????????:cry::furious::furious:
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candlejack strikes ag
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i'm a turbo autistic skinny retard and i have sex so i guess just stop being fat
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>>173224
>autistic skinny retard
This is the type girls go for. Dumb tall dudes with shaggy hair who look like they can score them drugs
Actual autists are either uggo or extremely fat. Remember, autism is just a blanket term for unfuckable male :nyaoo2:
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>>173225
there's no wrong way to be autistic
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Why is this creature so sexy?

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Is netorare the only thing even Heyurians won't touch? Why is it so popular in Japan? :unsure:
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i dont mind it
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Why are the japanese such cucks? This would get you flogged in a public square in the PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA. Which is why they're simply superior to japs.
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this is an old pic. NTR got popular and trendy once and everyone got on that wave. but now it is slowing down

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What’s the officially-unofficial method of playing Embodiment of Scarlet Devil. Emphasis on officially… *wink*
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Just say you wanna pirate the shit
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>>173209
just download it from moriya shrine like any other decent human being
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Pass the youkai mountain, find Moriya Shrine and take one EoSD for free.
Right now though I am busy with Sanae-chan there, plz don't interrupt for 2 hours
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go to the nearest crack den and ask for jamal. he'll hook u up with some of that EoSD

heyuri has votes now?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Your fortune: Bad luck

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If you reach x100 yeahs you get to have sex with a staff member of your choosing :biggrin:
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theres at least 106 of us, we can do it :ph34r:
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>>173153
which one's the cutest though? :unsure:
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>>173216
Kagunyaa-hime~ obviously ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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HAPPEH VALENTIES DAY :biggrin:
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FUCK YOU


sorry…i didn’t mean it…i love u…
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>>173204
HAPPY VALENTIES DAYYYY
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kanna a cute :blush:

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Post em
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>>173179
that y2k ui is about to make me NVT
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>>173179
fetch please
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>173199
oooooooooooooooooooo
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>>172820
is that sylvie at the top i see? :astonish:

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they gave the grammy award to a nigger music this year again :closed-eyes:
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>>172759
Japanese pop music is really kneegroughey too, though. Classical European inspired art pop has gone out the window these last few years in favor of God-awful rhymeless rap music, and unrelated song genres being polluted with the dreaded trap_beat.wav you hear in almost every American commercial. Doesn't help that hip-hop is the most popular genre with the Japanese youth these days. 🐵💩
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Mozart wins the 2026 Classical Rap Grammy Award
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Mozart wins the 2026 Classical Rap Grammy Award
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>>172918
you fucking liar no he doesnt
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>>172881
Wow thank you. That’s actually beautiful.

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i smell love in teh air
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smells like sweaty ojisans :blush:
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For valentines this year I propose each Heyuri ojisan gets paired up with two cute Heyuri youngsters :iyahoo:
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>>173190
Take a shower and open a window. :biggrin:
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sorry i farted

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indexing my meme/animu archive over 78.000 images (⊙_⊙) with CLIP search so that I don't have to waste my time searching for a specific image to post. just describing the image is enough to be found. VLMs are fucking magic
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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damn im envious
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>>173055
how many years did it take you to build this collection?
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>>173188
kino kino
I'd send my shit but would be off topic
mb I'll make a thread
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>>173194
8 years


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