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Anonymous 2025/10/24(Fri)16:29:06 No.159942 [Reply]

I fell in love with a 3d girl... we talked everyday for a few weeks due to having to cooperate on a school project, and now, I think I developed feelings for her...

Guys, I don't really know how to approach this. I need your best advice on how to get the girl :blush:

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10 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)06:18:55 No.160006

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11 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)06:34:53 No.160008

invite her over to study at your place the next time you have some gay project and get her very drunk :smile:

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12 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)18:07:46 No.160063

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become her girlfriend

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13 Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)07:14:43 No.160159

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SHE REJECTED ME!!!1

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14 Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)07:36:31 No.160163

Serves you right for trying to graduate doutei before us m9(^Д^)ﾌﾟｷﾞｬｰwwww

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HAHAHAHA 2025/10/26(Sun)19:38:01 No.160125 [Reply]

FOOT

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1 Windows® ∞ 2025/10/26(Sun)23:31:33 No.160140

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2 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/10/26(Sun)23:54:25 No.160141

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THIGH HIGHS

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3 Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)07:33:51 No.160161

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4 Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)07:34:24 No.160162

why is there a tomo emoji but not one for other characters? ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)02:12:37 No.160147 [Reply]

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)02:14:10 No.160148

pretending?

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)02:34:01 No.160150

Heyuri is the place for retards to be ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Drooling retards preferred (´￢`)

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3 Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)02:36:12 No.160151

Jokes on you - we are idiots getting laughs by pretending to be smart people pretending to idiots ＼（＾Ｏ＾）／

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4 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/10/27(Mon)02:39:11 No.160152

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RETARDATION FTW

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5 Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)07:21:01 No.160160

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You guys were pretending?!

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Hacker 2025/10/26(Sun)19:33:21 No.160122 [Reply]

To all Shroomers,
You have made a grave error in crossing us.
This is not a warning, but a statement of fact: your actions will have consequences.
Cease your interference with our operations, or you will face repercussions beyond your control.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

You have been warned.

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)19:34:07 No.160123

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM FUCKING SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)06:18:47 No.160158

Can you hack me some loli pussy :nyaoo:

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Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)04:43:04 No.160103 [Reply]

HERE CUMS KUMA-SAN

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)06:10:26 No.160104

Japan is occupied by bears.

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)07:49:14 No.160106

teh humble bear is native to nippon :kuma6:

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3 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)11:32:16 No.160113

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Japanese bear spotted in the wild. :glare:

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4 Anon38 2025/10/27(Mon)02:18:58 No.160149

He’s cummin alright :kuma6:

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5 Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)05:55:05 No.160157

https://up.heyuri.net/src/4917.mp3

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Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)03:52:52 No.160154 [Reply]

rest in peace alitalia 1947-2021. killed by covid and had their corpse repossessed and repuppeted by the germans.

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)04:05:19 No.160155

the germans cant keep doing this. when sabena died they repossesed its corpse and created brussles airlines. when swissair died they repossesed its corpse and made swiss international airlines. when lauda died it repossesed its corpse and lived through austrian. surprised they havent done the same to lot polish.

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Sweet Emo 2025/10/26(Sun)22:10:43 No.160138 [Reply]

Dont worry, he is still breathing

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)23:01:09 No.160139

The second you fart, he's dead :xd:

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2 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/10/27(Mon)01:21:51 No.160144

god help him...

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3 Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)01:24:22 No.160145

The only way to save him is to take his place!
Uh, any volunteers? :unsure:

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4 Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)01:39:05 No.160146

point the camera down the other side of yuor body :biggrin:

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5 Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)03:30:40 No.160153

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>Error loading file!
God.. How fucking fat are you??? :dark:

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Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)12:29:32 No.160037 [Reply]

I don't know which videogame i should play next. Give me some ideas (´人｀)

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9 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)22:24:22 No.160092

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Play Infinity Nikki (with me)

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10 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)23:01:19 No.160093

>>160092
Is it actually any good? I saw it was free on Steam

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11 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)02:40:45 No.160098

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I've enjoyed Mirage Feathers a lot.
It's on Steam. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2719060/Mirage_Feathers/

It is basically Space Harrier and After Burner at the same time.

my post got eaten somehow just now... (;´Д`)

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12 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)19:55:28 No.160133

Mindustry, cave story, luanti, baldr sky, blue archive, eraTW

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13 Anonymous 2025/10/27(Mon)00:18:09 No.160143

I mostly play VNs and fighting games, have you played Arcana Heart? It's a pixel fighting game with moe girls. NitroBlasters and Aquapazza are similar but use characters from vns. Speaking of vns, ToHeart is great no matter how dated it is.
I've also been playing Haze Reverb lately, but that's just because of the fanservice :sweat2:

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Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)09:30:58 No.160108 [Reply]

are you dressing up for halloween this year?

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5 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)13:13:46 No.160116

>>160115
Lazy bastard. That's what you wear everyday

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6 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)20:07:52 No.160135

no i dont celebrate it

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7 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)20:53:54 No.160136

>>160116
That's ugly bastard to you, mister (｀∩´)σ

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8 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)21:13:44 No.160137

>>160136
no u.

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9 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)23:55:38 No.160142

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I'm gonna be Peter :sweat2:

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Rabbitfield 2025/10/26(Sun)15:27:38 No.160117 [Reply]

I wonder if I manage to finish my stuff in time for bunkasai

I have been recollecting everything I know for the past week and I worry I might not finish it, I am at 60000 characters and still feel like I need 80% more

My head fried

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1 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)15:58:03 No.160118

Literature club? I hope you finish it, but don't expect me to finish all ur book :sweat2:

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2 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)16:44:55 No.160120

im scared i might not finish mine too…(;´Д`)

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3 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)17:06:22 No.160121

the bunkas...
FUCK I FORGOT

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4 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)20:03:25 No.160134

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I think I'll be done in time. Just have the joys of editing pic rel...

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Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)19:52:37 No.160075 [Reply]

Shall we have an Halloween stream? Maybe we can watch some Japanese horror movie :nyaoo:

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7 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)20:55:41 No.160083

I added another option for moar variety ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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8 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)21:26:55 No.160087

>>160075
Can we watch Malice@Doll?

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9 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)21:40:45 No.160089

if u put it to the poll and it gets enough votes

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10 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/10/26(Sun)00:20:17 No.160094

not like i have a whole lot happening on halloween so i will probably be able to attend ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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11 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)16:31:38 No.160119

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There are... leaving Kaguya☆TalentShow: Halloween Special - Super Ecchi Witches from the Moon~!!♪ (limited BD edition) aside 2 options going head to head
Kairo is 2 hours and Halloween(1978) is 90 minutes, together they are 3.5 hours. We can probably also just watch them together too :unsure:

From a quick search, Kairo can be obtained from
https://archive.org/details/pulse-kairo-kiyoshi-kurosawa-2001-eng-sub-1301306804834 (3.3GB, needs to be either parted or reencoded before uploading to lain pomf)
Halloween 1978 is simply on Youtube but it's blocked in some countries, so probably needs to be yt-dlp'd

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Anonymous 2025/10/24(Fri)22:08:13 No.159962 [Reply]

What's the most perverted thing you've done as a child?

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28 Anonymous SAGE! 2025/10/25(Sat)17:31:57 No.160062

>>160058
>vomit inducing
what about fapping to their vomit? ( ´ω`)

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29 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)18:43:08 No.160071

>>160062
Now that's just romantic :kuz:

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30 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)19:20:42 No.160073

>>160056
girls hate being appreciative so they probably dislike it

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31 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)02:44:33 No.160100

shoved my entire lower arm up my ass when I was a 11 faggot. still don't know how i did it.

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32 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)09:00:18 No.160107

>>160100
how the fuck did you manage that. Have you had any spine problems since???

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Anonymous 2025/10/23(Thu)00:05:55 No.159773 [Reply]

What's the scariest thing you've ever seened? :glare:

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8 Windows® ∞ 2025/10/24(Fri)10:45:02 No.159921

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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9 Anonymous 2025/10/24(Fri)16:02:19 No.159938

>>159921
europeans mock the japanese for drawing tentacle raep when they were drawing stuff like this 200 years ago.

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10 Anonymous 2025/10/24(Fri)16:46:23 No.159944

>>159938
is barely a 100 year old

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11 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)18:11:37 No.160064

>>159944
she'll stay 13 yo forever :sweat:

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12 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)02:42:37 No.160099

>>159853
I'm so glad that rpcs3 is as good and fast as it is.
I really did not feel like getting another PS3 after mine died.

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Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)18:38:08 No.160067 [Reply]

tabemi-chan :biggrin:

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5 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)21:04:59 No.160086

>>160068
MCFUCKERS! :biggrin:

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6 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)21:33:24 No.160088

I'll have one McManko to go please :nyaoo2:

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7 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)21:51:32 No.160090

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Y-your McM-Ma... manko order is ready, sir...

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8 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)22:04:02 No.160091

Itadakimasu! :iyahoo:

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9 Anonymous 2025/10/26(Sun)02:16:01 No.160097

im lovin it

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Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)00:42:44 No.159987 [Reply]

Browsing Heyuri archives and noticing subtle differences is always fun :nyaoo-closedeyes:

https://archive.ph/ZBMYM

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2 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/10/25(Sat)01:44:16 No.159993

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zomg its teh RSS feed (rest in pee) :astonish:

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3 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)08:00:09 No.160015

>>159987
Ideal number of boards

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4 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)08:49:12 No.160020

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This snapshot is from my first weeks on here :biggrin:

The album thread could've been the first one i read.
https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote/
Old polls r here. To be honest i miss the old voting system because it was much simpler, while the new one is more like a board with threads and replies.

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5 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)20:57:29 No.160084

>>159987
>https://archive.ph/ZBMYM
I remember some of these threads... damn, how teh time flies :dark:

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6 Anonymous 2025/10/25(Sat)21:00:29 No.160085

3 are mine :hokke:

I was still just <my_current_age-3> years old then... :dark:

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