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No.163202
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Good day to you Heyurizen

I regret to inform you that I have been hired to kill all namefags from Heyuri.net.
I understand that this news may be a bit shocking and sudden and I deeply apologize if this disrupts your plans, I would like to murder you within the day if possible, but I understand if you have any unfinished business to take care of

Unfortunately I can only grant you half a day to tie up loose ends, once again I deeply apologize for this
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No.163209
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>>163204
Thank you for replying so fast
I hear your request and, to be frank with you, I think that amount of time is too long, but I will ask my employer for such an extension anyway
I will be back with an answer soon enough
>>163208
Welcome
Fear not, this job is supposed to end with my death, I apologize if I mislead you to believe I were to come out unscathed
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No.163213
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>>163209
What is your proposed itinerary of targets? (´人｀)
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No.163215
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>>163213
I have been given complete freedom to approach this mission however I see fit, it makes no difference to me so you may sort out the turns amongst yourselves
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No.163228
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go ahead and try. i have hired an elite sniper to guard me from terrorist attacks
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No.163248
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>>163202
Dearest Most Polite Murder-san,

Thank you for taking time to contact about this imminent mission so very expeditiously.
We appreciate this information tremendously.

Unfortunately I must make it clear that due to a synergized co-dependent corroded auction fund. Between several unlegislated contract parties and non-profit inflation.
Every pint of blood in my body costs 220.000.000.000 $ roughly in yen plus regional tax.
Note that killing someone means the accession of every pint. Which would mean a rough costs of 3.000.800.000.000 yen.

If you able to carry out the premium then I welcome you as your new post-mordem business partner.

Best regards
- Bishopu
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No.163051
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[Reply]
It disappoints me so much that Haruhi lost the gen z bowl and instead of young women pretending to be Haruhi we got them pretending to be fucking Konata. I don't know why they love that show; it's just references to old shit. And Konata is a pile of meaningless hobbies; take those away and you have some random chick with no personality besides being "chill" or whatever.

Also season 2 Haruhi looks like ass
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No.163236
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I've been so many people who have claimed to be "anime fans" and the only things they've watched have been lucky star, watamote, azumanga and maybe GLT, Very sad to see :cry:
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No.163238
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>>163236
you can only be an anime fan if you have watched "is it wrong to pee on my bunny girl sister's feet?"
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No.163239
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Anime used to be comfortable
about girls having hobbies and being friends
now anime is about medival fantasy time travel

ヽ( `Д ´ )ノ
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No.163243
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>>163239
Bad Girl
Hibi wa Sugiredo Meshi Umashi
Hoshikuzu Telepath
Love Live! Superstar!! 3rd Season
mono
Mou Ippon!
Shuumatsu Touring
Yoru no Kurage wa Oyogenai
Yuru Camp Season 3

That's going as far back as Winter 2023 and I'm too lazy to go back any further.
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No.163247
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>>163243
out of hundreds of anime that were produced in that time frame...
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No.163229
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I wanna roll with
The gangstas ( ´ω`)
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy (;´Д`)
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No.163232
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so smooth bitch say i channel awesome
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No.163246
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🚬:cool:
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No.163203
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[Reply]
Would you want to buy these Kirby slippers, /b/?
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No.163218
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I'd rather get one of these
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No.163219
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I would buy these
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No.163220
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>>163218
why am I seeing this show up so much more often?
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No.163224
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>>163219
If Sakurai saw that, how would he kill himself? Thru harakiri? 🇯🇵🙇‍♂️✂
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No.163241
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VAGINA :biggrin:
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No.163105
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I miss the happiness i once felt, i was never bored, never sad, it was the best times of my life. everyday was a good day, i had friends who were fun and cared about me.

will i ever get this happiness back?（ ´,_ゝ`）
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No.163191
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>>163188
ahh, this brings me back to my childhood!
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No.163193
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>>163188
you're not my real dad!! :angry:
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No.163194
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>>163188
but i love belt whippings
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No.163223
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>>163193
he is your new dad
thanks for happy chilhood mom :emo:
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No.163240
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(´￢`)ugh imagine having a daddy
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No.163225
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[Reply]
I might be phrasing this awkwardly, but are there any websites that specifically archive old images? I’m looking for artwork of a character from around 2002–2008.
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No.163234
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which character?
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No.163237
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your best bet is probably the boorus. unless you want to do some digging. here i will help you out because i am very nice:

gelbooru search string "sort:id:asc"
danbooru search string "order:id_asc"
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No.163100
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I got a new laptop today, and as a believer in the practice of giving your computers feminine names, I went a borrowed an old label-maker, and I'll print out her name and place it on her bezel once I've picked one

Taking suggestions!

I will not print out any racial slurs or anything else naughty that will get me stared at in the library

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No.163216
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Nobody is staring at you because your laptop has NIGGERELLA written on the bezel. They're staring at you because you're fapping in teh library.
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No.163222
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>>163216
you people don't jerk off in the library too? :unsure:
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No.163231
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>>163222

Haven't really been jerking off at all since your mother started visiting me three times a week
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No.163233
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I could have gotten a thinkpad for just 140 buckeroos but i passed on it.

i do need a hecking laptop though
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No.163235
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>>163233
>but i passed on it.
BAKA
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No.163192
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Next one to cause a ruckus 'round here has to sit on MY lap... FOREVER!!!!!!
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No.163196
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no grandma, please!
not the hard candies, grandma! :sad:
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No.163199
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Anyone who causes a fuss in this house while I'm around will have to bounce up and down on my lap...for about 10 minutes! And never talk about the mysterious white goo to anyone or a ghost will kill you!
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No.163230
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I remember when I posted this image dood
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No.162774
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[Reply]
do u guiz lov milposting? my suppli ran out:cry:
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No.163210
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>>163207
I have a lot of these
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No.163211
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>>163210
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No.163212
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>>163211
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No.163214
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>>163212
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No.163221
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.162538
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Prm.r Rojap Kcjyrp Kcjyrp Fabt.. olaj. Cbeca Fabt.. >jdr olaj. Prm.r Tcnr Urqypry Rojap olaj. Jdapnc. >jdr Mct. Rojap Jdapnc. Jdapnc. Lala >jdr Kcjyrp Kcjyrp Cbeca olaj. Brk.mx.p Rojap Mct. Xpakr Cbeca :gng E.nya Rojap Brk.mx.p olaj. E.nya Prm.r Oc.ppa Jdapnc. olaj. <dcot.f Rojap Jdapnc. Jdapnc. Tcnr "g.x.j Rojap
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No.163189
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I decrypted the message! :biggrin:

Through a bit of guesswork and frequency analysis I found that each "word" here corresponds to a letter or space:

Prm.r => h
Rojap => e
Kcjyrp => l
Fabt.. => o
olaj. => (space)
etc.

the message reads "hello you have sucessfully decrypted this message".

Though I still don't know what the image is supposed to mean or what that clue is... :sweat2:
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No.163195
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>>163189
when anyone posts a pic of a plane, train, or sonic the hedgehog character I think that's just code for "I have autism"
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No.163198
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So is posting on an imageboard
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No.163025
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[Reply]
eat up heyurizens
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No.163034
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>>163030
of course, kappas are very clean.
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No.163035
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mmmmm cucumber :biggrin:
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No.163056
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HEY ASSHOLE. Kaguya already runs a website for freaks like you. its called gurochan, and it has a /s/ board. go there! freak!

(USER EATS SHIT FOR THIS POST) banhammer

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No.163064
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>>163056
heyuri has been full of shit for a lot longer than you think. though i wouldn't call it widely liked, it is not a banned topic and anyone is free to post it. if nothing else, you always hide the thread!
you must be hungry. here, have some chocolate. :biggrin:
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No.163180
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>>163056
since when was it a crime to post your meal on here
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No.162810
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What makes your pen0z bigger? What remedies make your peniz double, even quadruple in length and girth?
There was a legendary cum tutorial thread a few months ago, is it the same ingredients?

(inb4 "this image makes my pen0z biggar")
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No.162996
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girls with dicks ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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No.162999
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>>162996
I guess i didnt see it in time... an image TOO SPICY even for Heyuri? This guy must be really hardcore :sweat:
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No.163018
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Well anon I have a very big PENIS (14 inches), and it's hard to have sex with my wifes. Seriously, you wouldn't want to struggle so much with such a basic thing like sex.
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No.163038
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put your money where your PENIS is and post it
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No.163172
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>>163018
Are pic rel your wives? If you have a big PENIS, maybe instead of marrying such petite women, you should've got someone your size :dark:
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No.162504
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
Marked for deletion (Old)
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No.162532
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:iyahoo:
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No.162533
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this implies that spy's ANUS is so loose and used that having buttsecks didn't hurt him
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No.162534
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ah i also just realized...

welp, still a win in my books :biggrin:
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No.162535
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THERES AH SPY 'ROUND HERE
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No.163171
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MON DIEU!!!
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No.162975
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i hate it so much. im not showing some robot my face just so i can have freedom!!:angry:
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No.163143
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>>163052
You're on crack if you thing CSP is better than Krita :)
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No.163144
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>>163096
use linux with UI that looks identical to windows and make your FOSS software pretend to be gay software
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No.163153
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>>163041
>Some US states just recently banned VPNs
aren't those just proposed laws in michigan and wisconsin that haven't passed (yet)?
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No.163154
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>>163096
Don't use their software/hardware until the situation improves. You have to be a living example of "I'm not using this. Not everyone has this technology". Just don't convince yourself that capitulating is "actually a smart move" or whatever.
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No.163164
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>>163143
show me your krita output
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No.163075
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[Reply]
gentlemen, i present to you... whatever the actual fuck this thing is
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No.163110
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Would make for a good pet. :biggrin:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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