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Who the fuck would want to do all that boring shit? :biggrin:
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$5 an hour?
it better be strip bridge LOL
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ANON GET OFF THE INTERNETWORK I NEED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>174690
NO, I'M DOWNLOADING STOCK PRICES AT 1200 BAUD (ﾟ血ﾟ#)
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No.174661 Yeah x5
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I FEEL SO ALIVE ヽ(´∇`)ノ
COME TAKE ME FROM BEHIND ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.174673 Yeah x1
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Those who consort with beasts .. :furious:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.174570 Yeah x3
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heyuri Istanbul hamam meetup ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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>>174671
I want this :blush:
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>>174671
i think /j/, which is already a desolate board, should be officially expanded to include homosexuals. there are far more homosexuals on heyuri than girls
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The board that became /j/ was conceived and created as a BL/yaoi board... the girly topic stuff was just tacked on last minute XD
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>>174678
>>174682
ah yes, because gays outnumber fujoshi we should just make it an lgbt board because the girls "arent using it" and girly conversation is "not the intended purpose"? give me a break. its was called girl-talk for a reason... :dark:
discussing yaoi is fine but why on earth do you gotta try and push out the girls on this website. :sad:
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>>174696
Because girls have cooties
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No.174645 Yeah x1
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When im done masturbating i always feel disgusted with myself, and whenever im not horny i think masturbation is such a disgusting thing. Is there anyway i can stop thinking like this..? its really bothering.
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No.174653 Yeah x2
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>>174652
wtf my sister used to do this to me. THATS a footjob!? :sweat: LOL
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>>174653
footjob, for females!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>174650
that stuff isnt so bad. theres people out there who fap to worse. cut yourself some slack and be forgiving. our inner fantasies are a treasure to cherish, not to feel bad about. :happy:
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>>174645
you may masturbating too frequently as your dopamine spikes and crashes after every session.
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>>174689
i dont masturabte every day, or even every few days
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No.174602 Yeah x3
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anon I think you're the best!
yes I'm talking to YOU! not the other anons reading, but YOU in particular ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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no anon, you are the best :biggrin:
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THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU.
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>>174614
>>174618
He wasn't talking about you, retards, he was talking about ME in particular (it's written in his post) :rolleyes:
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WTF, I thought he was talking about ME :angry:
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>>174627
BACK OFF FAG
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No.173891 Yeah x4
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Oh god I'm talking to a 14 year old boy online and he seems to really admire me... :blush: How do I resist? :worry: He's such a cutie... :dizzy:
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somebody post teh comic. i cant find it
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>>174636
i know which one ur talking about but im at work
the stick figure pondering "hmm which website is srs bsns enough for this topic?"
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>>174634
what was posted
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>>174634
cant see, watwuz that
>>174622
sounds LAME
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THREAD MADE IN /L
!!!!!!:nyaoo:
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No.174524 Yeah x5
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If you were handsome/beautiful.

No matter what cards you got in life. Maybe you have rich parents who let you do what you want. Maybe you are a natural born savant and excel in school. Maybe you are an adult with a decent paying job and a good work/life balance. In the end, if you are ugly or even just mediocre looking, you probably don't even know how much your missing out on.

Objectively speaking the type of person who uses a website like this is probably not anything above a 4/10. The most beautiful of you may be mediocre at best. Some of you are fat, some of you are lanky. You probably have long hair, unshaven faces, and wear glasses. It's just... sad.

I am the exception. And although I cannot, due to the contents of Heyuri, ever show my face, I can assure you I am quite beautiful.
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No.174541 Yeah x4
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>if you didn't tell lies on the Internet
You really think OP would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies? :astonish:
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>>174535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaKzn_oGwMk
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>you get jobs easier
if you were that handsome you could just live in a wealthy girl's house and be a NEET, or make money selling amateur porn instead of getting a job
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>>174543
Handsome guys dont do porn. And the ones that do don't get paid particularly well. Unless its gay porn. And, well, given the way he talks and acts maybe OP should try out
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Yeah you're damn right I don't know.
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:tehegg:
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>>174664
Some Russian guy did that and it made some kind of homunculus freak. :worry:
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a future heyurizen :biggrin:
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I want Heyuri omelette (´π｀)
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and these must be the virgin boy eggs I've heard about
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>>174664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRNsXxp63JQ
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No.174677 Yeah x3
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His personality and tastes line up with the average Heyuri user. He was a carefree anything-goes guy who loved to have fun and be debauched, and he liked joking about it too.

Plus, he was known to browse imageboards
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is this thing on
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>>174680
Yo! Big Jeff, the hell happened to your lip?
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Stockhome my ass
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Jeffrey epstein didn't kill himself and browses this website every day!
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he would have been welcomed by all heyuri users
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No.174665 Yeah x2
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Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be on Heyuri soon
I gotta LOL before the day begins
Before my mother starts worrying about me not having friends
About to post and damn near went blind
Young anons on /b/ throwing up gang signs
Looked through my folders, and posted some loli
Saged the thread while calling out their folly
Broke the rules, and the mods did see
Just as I thought they tried to ban me
Jumped on the VPN, and changed my IP
I got them in every muthafuckin' country
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No.174670 Yeah x2
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woke up n' there aint no sun,
shiet mama dont wake me no more,
fuck nigga i open heyuri,
SHIT THEY'RE POSTING CP,
blow that nigga away like nothin,
THEY'RE BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
mofuckah they got no life,
...like me. ;_;
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No.174672 Yeah x1
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>>174670
you summoned me :hokke:
nice rhymes nigga
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No.174675 Yeah x1
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Now what you read is not a test, I'm fapping like a NEET
And me, kaguya, and my friends are gonna try to turn you l33t

You see, I - am - Anonymous and I'd like to say hello
To the /b/, to the /f/, the Chat and the TOWN, the wiki and giko
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>>174675
gold. i want a full version
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No.174658 Yeah x2
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Are there any Christian heyurians?
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i believe in kami-sama but i haven't read or listened to much of the bibel yet
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https://files.catbox.moe/e7pg67.mp3
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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Kaguya-chan, please open up a board for bible studies ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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I'm a heretic. 👿
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No.174640 Yeah x1
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look at this NERD, reading BOOKS! (´∇`)σ
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I can't see the letters they are too small :cry:
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No.174648 Yeah x1
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Only dorks know how to read, Heyurizens aren't dorks right? ( ´ω`)
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No.174444 Yeah x2
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Alysa Liu was conceived via in-vitro fertilization (IVF) using her father Arthur Liu's sperm and an anonymous egg donor (who was Caucasian/white).
She was carried and born via gestational surrogacy (a surrogate mother with no genetic relation to her).
Her father, a single parent an extremely wealthy Chinese political immigrant, intentionally chose Caucasian egg donors for his five children (including Alysa and her siblings who are also coincidentally girls) to promote what he described as "benefiting" from a "diverse gene pool"

Arthur Liu is a single man who paid exorbitant amounts of money for the creation of multiple female children.

In the united states a person can pay for the full process of IVF with egg donation and gestational surrogacy as a single intended parent. This is fully legal in the state of california. And has occurred as early as 1990. The process is given the term assisted reproductive technology (ART). And has allowed for selection of genetic traits as well as gender.

There are no ethical obligations requiring clinics to provide or to refuse non-medical sex selection.


Base gestational surrogacy such as surrogate compensation, agency, legal document creation fees, insurance, expenses. Embryo creation, transfers, meds, monitoring. Egg donation compensation, agency, retrieval cycle, more legal fees for contract negotiations, psychological screening, travel, contingencies like lost wages or C-section bonuses for the surrogate, Runs $140,000–$350,000 per child based on average estimates.
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No.174548 Yeah x2
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>And has allowed for selection of genetic traits as well as gender.
Fertile futa babies! Eternal shotas and lolis genetically engineered with a disorder that stops puberty!! A clone embryo with your genetic code, artificially treated with hormones in the womb and physically developing as the opposite sex!!! :astonish:

THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!
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>>174548
I would definitely marry girl-me! We could use heyuri together every day! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.174576 Yeah x1
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>>174547
i second this, i dont know what people see in her. 😖
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No.174643 Yeah x2
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>>174547
Because most Heyurizens have seen many loli, they see differently. :biggrin:
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science is amazing
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'An amendment tabled to parliament will make possessing fictional incest manga punishable up to 5 years in prison, both for holding or distributing.'
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No.174578 Yeah x2
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>>174577
oi, that charactah looks a bit yung innit. incest is roight nonce type behave'ya innit, 'afta shut yer websoit down
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No.174599 Yeah x2
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>174505
Sank you Anon-san. 🙇 I always wonder why there is so much brother/sister wincest in hentai, but comparatively little daddy-daughter hentai. Low birth rates mean that there are less daddies to fap to doujins? :unsure:

I also recommend this one: [Bizensiki Roroppu (Bizen)] Chichi + Musume + Sex = | Father + Daughter + Sex = [English] [head empty]
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A looot of stuff here. No six digits to help out? Just pasting on an nhentai url is way easier.
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>>174605
My apologies, 🙇‍♂️ here you go.

https://nhentai.net/g/491082/
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No.174637 Yeah x1
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Dessert is ready! :onigiri:
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Can I bite her tits off, too? :biggrin:
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