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  • Who are you passing your kurisumasu/new years with? Share picz! [hide this message]



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Would you stick your PENIS in this thing's mouth? :happy:
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NO
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YES
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No.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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How do I use the entire W row for dumb characters like ゐゑ to be converted by default without selecting them? ゐ゙ゑ゙ヸヹ I need them to type Tewi

Keyboard tricks thread?

For anyone who does not know
si = し
tu = つ
etc.

thi = てぃ

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TLDR cute tewi!( ´ ∀ ` )
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How much money would it take for you to put on an outfit like this and be a whore-boy? :unsure:
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>>167214
No, just no
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>>167214
been there, done that, got the guy to move in with me
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are reverse bunnysuits moe?:love:
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>>167214
I could do it for free if it's for someone I know :biggrin:
And for the others... 300 euros a day sounds reasonable :cool:
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>>167251
trashy

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(⌒∇⌒ゞ)

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ARRGGGHHHHH I'D HATE TO GET STINKY GERMAN TOES SHOVED IN MY FACE LIKE THIS

ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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(´・ω・`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Praying to God my family doesn't fight over Christmas 🙏
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>>166519
i was hoping it would be Final Fight.. :(
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They fought shortly AFTER christmas... fml

:emo:
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>>167231
Don’t worry, you still have your Heyuri family
:waha:
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>>167236
thank you :cry:
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>>167231
Bro c'mon I gave you exactly what you asked for.

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I got a cool christmas story to share, /b/.
So I was at my crappy job stocking da shelves today, and this cute little 4 foot asian girl gets in my way to get a yogurt, and bumps into me in the process. She bows and says "s-sorry!" and I awkwardly say "it's your g-finnnee!", and she runs away with her yogurt.
If that wasn't cute enough, two minutes later she came back over to me and said "please have this bracelet", and she proceeded to hand me pic related. My heart instantly melted.
The bracelet smells so good, /b/. It smells like sweet pussy juice burning eternally in the warmest incense pit in a comfy log cabin on a cool Winter's night. It's my only present, and I'm cherishing it for the rest of my life. :happy:
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:nyaoo2:
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>>166947
It's okay, he appeased the spirit. It will be okay as long as he keeps feeding in cum regularly.
OP, you should find that woman and marry her to break the curse.
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aw how cute, it looks like a mini-noose :xp:
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Op found random string in his house and decided to make up a story for it..:dark:
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>>166904
Kinda hawt...
Keep pleasing the spirit and post moar

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do u go to teh cums bar??? Σ(゚д゚|||)Σ(゚д゚|||)
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the restrooms at Asspara Restaurant & Cum Bar must be a great place to beat the poop out
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im a frequent visitor ヽ(´ー`)ノ

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!!!

I am the announcer and I have decided to host the 2025 Mr Olympia competition before the end of the year. Now for the new blood that has entered heyuriopolis I will explain what the Mr Olympia competition is. This is where we judge men's physiques and will announce the greatest physique of them all. Let's see how great the competition is for this year.
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>>167209
damn tahs hawt! ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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>>167209
i lol'd :xd:
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>>167209
*fapfapfap*
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shota PENIS
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>>167216
PENIS too big

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THE ATHEIST IS NO BETTER THAN A DOG!!!
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>>166638
Japan was created by Izanagi and Izanami, though? :unsure:
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>>167187
Morality is just a way to limit your actions and thoughts, nothing good comes out of believing in it unless for some reason you like feeling bad about following your heart.
Ideally people wouldn't even believe in subjective morality. Any kind of normativity creates rules that will eventually prohibit you from doing what you truly want to do and valuing what you truly value, even if they are created by yourself, as everyone has all kinds of contradictory values.
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>>167182
That would be Allah. He promised 76 virgins each to Arabs of the 600s. How old do you think Early Medieval Arab virgin brides would've been?
Also, since Muhammed didn't do anything wrong according to Islam, that means that fucking 9yr olds is perfectly acceptable
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>>167196
>even if they are created by yourself, as everyone has all kinds of contradictory values
What kinds of contradictory values? I don't think I have any (also I'm not the anon you're replying to).
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>>167196
There is something to be said about not immediately doing your wants if you know that it will lead to something else you value more (e.g. holding off on ice cream to get money for a new computa). That's more related to long-term planning and value judgements than morality, though it can get contrived once you get to more abstracted reasons (e.g. "for the good of society", "because that is how things are", "because that is how a "good" person acts" etc.)

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It's around that time of the year... again :nyaoo:
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late to the party frens?
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>>167184
You have until New Years, so not at all late :biggrin:
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>>167184
nice doremi cameltoe
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>>167183
is that a soundbar?
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>>167186
:3
>>167188
doremi is a nice girl
>>167189
yes, my fren

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eveyday i get on /b/ and i see a heyurizen brag about a loli encounter, and i cant tell if u guys are making shit up, OR IF IM THE ONLY UNLUCKY F4G3T :angry: :angry:
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>>167198
sorry you didnt have a sister who peed in your mouth. doesnt mean we didnt, though
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>>167200
I suggest reduce the screen time on porn :closed-eyes:
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>>167201
yeaahhh sorry buddy. it happened. :cool:
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>>167198
Had the opposite problem, I have a great mom and grew up thinking women could be trusted
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Go young warrior and defeat the evil demon lord. I shall give you a holy sword to stab it with. Amen brother.
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I'm a cleric, I can't use swords you dumb bitch :angry:
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I christen you a crusader now go stab the demon lord!
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>>167121
I-ikimasu!
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Is it a bastard sword? Because I spent two feats to get proficiency and then to focus on them. I'm not going to just use any old holy longsword, you know.
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>>167181
The sword embedded with holy power will morph into the type of sword you're most suited to using.

Have some AI-generated mashimaros. This thread doesn't really fit on /h/ or /l/ since there are both lolis and a hag.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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enjoy Miu's special christmas chocolate!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>167166
Pee's coming out the wrong hole, baka AI
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>>167178
someday someone will train an AI smart enough to know pee comes out of girl's butts


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