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https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/man-24-goes-to-hospital-with-ww1-bomb-stuck-in-rectum/ar-AA1VqV4T
>A 24-year-old man came to the hospital in Toulouse, complaining about pain but offering no details.
>After entering surgery, it was discovered that he had pushed a 16x4cm World War One shell dating back to 1918 in his butt.

why is this starting to become a recurrent thing?

this is the last time
https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with-wwi-explosive-lodged-in-his-rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/
>A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.
>The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported.
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HIT IT WITH A HAMMER! :biggrin:
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we gotta do something about french
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Whatever you do, don't bomb them - that will only be giving them what they want
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French boys make do 🇫🇷💣
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Photo taken seconds before insertion.

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiii

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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:nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra:

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Hello, I'd like to give you all the latest update about my divine mission to spread the revelation that is CRBA and the artistic genius of its creator, AVCHonline.

So I've had a server that's been hosting a bunch of projects for a while - including the CRBA website - but the setup was terrible and I really wanted to set it up better and on a more powerful server. So I started doing that recently. But because of a combination of factors, including it being more complicated than I thought, a bunch of unexpected issues, my absurdly slow upload speed, being busy with other things, and being quite sick for a while; the CRBA imageboard has been down for a couple weeks. Note that this for the imageboard (and the booru), but NOT the main gallery, which was hosted separately.

But I'd happy to announce that it's back. But not only that, I've moved to the .tw domain as previously promised: https://ib.crba.tw

I also plan to soon release a major update to the gallery site. This update will include breaking down the Sean series into comics and making it far more organized; being able to view art in chronological order; an archive of Sean's videos and music; and an archive of Sean's writings. If you have any suggestions, please tell me them

Also one thing many people have gotten wrong about this site is that it is not specifically intended to be a nostalgia/retro style - this is just the best design I could think of. If you think of improvements to the gallery (and of course the imageboard css too), please tell me.
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I was wondering why the ib links werent working a few days ago. Good to see it back.
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...good to see you :sweat:

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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sasuga miu

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so is heyuri really the place to be? because to me it seems like it's the place to be BAD!
it's always the same, i bring up Iruyeh-tan and her tragic past, some people post some replies and then complete and utter radio silence
do you even know how many times i've opened heyuri.net only to find Iruyeh-tan alone at home on the verge of tears while everyone else has fun?! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
have you ever invited Iruyeh to have fun with you all without needing me to bring it up?!

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. I thought you were better than this heyuri... (╥﹏╥)
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>>172146
what are you insinuating i do with that :worry:
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:unsure:
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nothing..
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I don't pay attention to boring prude girls who don't post pics of their hairy VAGINAs spread open and peeing
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cheer up emo iruyeh-tan :emo:

join teh party

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Furude Rika: Legal Inside❕
We recommend this girl to anyone who come to Hinamizawa. 😁 🔝 💰
Make your night stay here truly special! 🌇 🏩 💓 📴
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Yuck. I've seen more arousing stringbeans. :glare2:
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Price list? I want deepthroat, anal, and ass-to-mouth. And I wanna piss on her.
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prostitution is a turn-off for me so I'm just going to use her without paying

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What does everyone think about the banner advertisement sites? Personally, I've never used them. Why are they there? Do people pay a monthly fee to advertise their websites, or does kagu advertise websites he personally likes? Most of them aren't even imageboards. And that leads to another curiosity; are the imageboards that do get advertised here considered spinoffs of heyuri?
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CLICK HERE TO CHAT WITH HORNY LOLIS IN UR AREA!!!1! 👴💻📩💻👧
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>>172160 is enough information

for the curious, this is an old thread about fullbanners but requirements in below thread are now outdated, refer to the official page linked above for srs bsnz
https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?res=64431
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>>172158
its a fun time to explore through them sometimes, theres some neat sites
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i wonder if any heyurizens haev bought something from https://mrlsexdoll.com/ :unsure: :blush:
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>>172165
the link doesn't work :cry:

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Today i've had the strangest Heyuri related dream ever, and i've had a few. Theoretically it was a nightmare, not even a pleasant dream. ┐(゚~゚)┌
I was in my room with 3 people from here: Kaguya, a "volunteer" (in big fumo plushie form?) and some other random guy i don't remember.
That "fumo volunteer" hung himself in front of us, not because he wanted to commit suicide - asphyxiation fetish thing. So he does just that, hangs and struggles just like a real person for a while until he stops moving and starts to look very pale. I got worried about him (;゚Д゚)
So i turn to Kaguya and ask "Hey i think that's enough right? Come on that's enough he's gonna die". Kaguya just smiles, lifts him up for a few seconds then drops him again.
I'm shitting brix by now, feeling like this was somehow my fault (and probably because it's not nice to see someone die like this). Last thing before i woke up was the guy losing bladder control and pissing all over himself.
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fumo necrofag (;´Д`)
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it's a premonition of how the heyuri meetup is going to go
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this is why you should never break Heyuri rules (;゚Д゚)
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>>172121
i feel liek at least one of us in a meetup would do something stupid or make things really awkward :sweat2:
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>>172143
im slightly worried about that but curiosity would get the best of me

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Hey! I was wondering if anyone knows where I could find old images or gifs, like from circa 2003-2011. Any tips would be awesome

have this Osaka!
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the instaoldfagkit :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>171878
+1 osaka for you
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>>172021
The link still works? I can reupload on request

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Fake, he doesn't have his dick out. :closed-eyes:

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wtf is this shit
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Our homosexual meetup forum
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its back,,,
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Heyuri
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>>172118
i tought it was called heyaoi
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heyrui dot com: a web site for moe fanatics!

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Hmmmmm... yeah.
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I can't read moonrunes but I'm pretty sure she's saying "yummy yummy cummies! otou-san's creamu ippai oishii!!"
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Sharo teh Princess :cry:
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She's such a baka for her 15, imagine taking her as a wife and taking care of her so she wouldn't forget to change her panties and menstrual pads. :drool:
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I'd convince her to be naked all the time, and if her period blood stains all my furniture that's a bonus.
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retarded cumslut child

so... i just fapped... after two days of abstinence. and i came buy didnt have an orgasm. now i am sitting here feeling like a wife whose husband just went to sleep after a weak performance...
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>>171796
she was? :nosebleed:
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>>171938
You're lucky it doesn't weight much.
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if i were 2 die by her, i would be killed by an angle! :love:
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>There won't be a next time.
Imagine being isekai'd for the loli slaves and finding your loliconism cured in the new body :xd: epikku feiru
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>>172141
as long as lolis still grow into women in that world it's fine, buy the discount 13 year old loli slaves that are just about to expire and they'll be women with big boobs in only a couple years.

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POST SOME GOOD SHIT:xd:
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u guyz r f@gg0tz LOL!!!
listen 2 this if u wanna b cool :ph34r:

https://youtu.be/X5Ixke5fvzI
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I've been a nasty girl :dance2:

https://youtu.be/QTZemHylnZ8


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