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Delete System32 will maek yoour windows faster will less bloatware!

why not go with mint? its just as retard proof and doesnt have all teh spyware windows does

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KAMI-Suzumiya!!!! orz

I don't want her to see me when I'm masterbaiting

postan from hopital bed (・∀・)

>>170640
cozy

>>170640
get well soon (´人｀)

y-you get cute nurses undressing you and all that hawt things?

>>170640
what happened?

>>170528
how about excited catboy shinji?

>>170518
nice

>>170571
I will rape him

shinji is for romance, not rape

>>170649
it's better if you romance first, then rape for maximum emotional damage

>>170665
>emotional damage
are you wanting the band of the hawk experience? because thats how you get a band of the hawk experience

my problem with them is the maids are always ugly and fat

I would pork all the pig whores there

because america still thinks japan is the same japan as 1998 or 2006, a lot of otaku in america havent figured out globalism's ugly hand has touched japanese society, when they go to akihabara they expect to see dejiko billboards and crowded showa-style hold-over streets not nigerians and souless korean-style city architecture.

>>170648
shut up

i don't fear yous （ ´,_ゝ`）

uh oh

>>170644
reported

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>170606
I vote that 0606 should be considered a kind of dubs

I lurve the 'Yuri.

Nah, I like the rigidity.

>>170656
what if it was full of muscular tissue that could be as rigid or as soft as needed, pulse and tense as wanted, and wiggle inside of things?

i dont see wai not

I Wanr to explore that forestt

is it weird that when i see a picture of a lady's private part i start thinking about touching it and even kissing it and then my private part feels like it has a bone in it?

BRING IN TEH LAWN MOWER

bring in some hair growth formula cuz there is not enough bush on that p00per (・∀・)

>>170629
you know what Heyuri is gonna say, right? you're on Windows 11. Not sure why you thought this was a good idea.

install preferred linux distro and start rebuilding your porn folders

what else are you supposed to do?

install heyuri

install gentoo

Make a porn site for us with all of ur terabytees

I wish I had a neighborhood boy like that, or older boys tried to buttfuck me

>>170618
we never did that. the most i did was kiss him

on the lips?

so many gay chomos on this board lately

>>170634
lately?

>>170598
I think I began at around 13 when I was home alone
This picture was just about my face, I was smug and very adorable
I used to have fun catfishing ossans in chast roulette style sites with appearance, very fun activity
I never whored, if the other dude was normal it woukd usually ended in technology or philosophy talks like real gentlemen

I remember seeing a crackhead once, he looked like he liked meth now that I recall his apperance, he lived on empty beer cans, only a single dirty matress, he showed me his wall where he would spit out tobacco (it was black), he also showed me how to roll weed as he needed a new one during out talk, and he bragged how he would empty tobacco from ciggies and replace it with a tiny firecracker deep inside. He claimed he would go to the homeless offering them free ciggies from time to time only to give them his firecracker ciggies and he said he would sit around for a bit when they accept to hear that mad and painful KURWAAAAAA being screamed
He said it was pleasure to find someone normal for a change after rolling for hours and he disconnected

And remove that picture FAG!!!

I think I began to speak penglish...

>>170603
I forgot teh picture

>>170603
oh shit bro long time no see

>>170589
you did it for attention from guys online?

>>170603
wow anon, you were really gay as a kid, huh?

>>170632
ANUS

MY BRAIN IS FUCKING MEEELLLTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

why are scientists too dumb to make hand sanitizer that eliminates the smell of ass on my fingers after they've been in my ass crack (for legit ass cleaning reasons and not anything gay)?

>>170576
80% of people everywhere live paycheck to paycheck

>>170575
what's up with white people trying to glorify the third world like this? None of us get to live out pedophile rape fantasies and none of us are "happy", obesity is a worldwide problem even in Ethiopia, and most Middle Eastern and Central Asian countries have atleast 40% higher obesity rates than the US.

Nobody is happy living in poverty and almost all of us are depressed and suicidal.

>>170581
Pics of large groups of obese muslims or it didn't happen, and not from some oil-rich area. Every man who is regularly making love with an attractive girl who loves him is happier than an obese american man who can only get sex by paying for whores or settling for a woman even fatter/uglier than himself. Most of us only have pedo rape fantasies because that's the only realistic way we can imagine ever having sex with an attractive girl.

>>170621
"and not from some oil-rich area" I invite you to come to Cairo, Beirut or Baghdad at any point in time, go to the streets and try to find one non-gypsy (gypsies lose weight much faster) man who is not atleast 20kg+ overweight. Arab food is heavy on carbohydrates + dense meats and not much else. You can literally Google 'Iraqi Arab Men' and get picrel

"Every man who is regularly making love with an attractive girl who loves him is happier" the concept of love does not exist in traditional Arabic society, it used to at some point during the poetic era of the caliphates, but there is no woman who "loves" you in the traditional sense of what the western world considers love, my Arabic grammar teacher told me when I was 17 that it's best to marry someone you don't love so you will end up tolerating them faster by the time you're 30 (it's expected to stop falling in love with your spouse as though its a normal thing).

Marital relations in the Middle East are as follows: you become 24, you're out of college, your parents pick someone that fits you based on some sort of intellectual eugenics for an arranged marriage, if you like her, marry her, if you don't, you find someone else, if you get a relationship during college, better hope her family is liberal or they're gonna take your girlfriend to an honour killing.

FYI, noone has sex or gets married before 18 anymore unless they're a gypsy or Saharan-tier rural farmer. Your pedophile rape fantasies aren't gonna happen here either.

>>170630
The two on the right don't look impoverished at all, the orange shirt guy would only be considered slightly overweight in america, and the rest of them aren't fat.
>there is no woman who "loves" you in the traditional sense of what the western world considers love
That's just the biological reality of how all women in the world are which is why divorce rates are >50% in america. It's good to hear arab societies aren't all lying about that like the west does.
>noone has sex or gets married before 18 anymore unless they're a gypsy or Saharan-tier rural farmer
I would become a rural farmer then so my offspring could enjoy their youth instead of being 18+ year old virgins.