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how's tomo gonna get out of this one?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>169217
is tomo doing a negro impression, or is she admitting she's tasted ass before?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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I ain't clickin' that shit, nigga. :dark:
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I clicked it... Detective Conan!
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>>169284
>I ain't clickin' that shit, nigga.
>.mp4
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probably for his kids

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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When I was young, I had a stupid dream to become famous, powerful, and respected. I thought... it's too hard to become famous by doing something popular, like being a singer. So I decided to become famous and powerful by becoming the king of the internet

That's what I spent my years doing back in the day, trying to become the king of the internet. I never became the king of the internet, but it seems god did fulfill one of my wishes in a rather twisted way
:dark:
Though I became famous, I remained powerless, and no one respected me. Eventually, people around me knew who I was, and about my futile attempts to become the ultimate ruler of the internet.

I have spent all the time since then as a recluse, shunned by everyone. Now, what you see here is my prison. I am not a king, but a slave. So, be careful what you wish for... because the monkeys paw might just grant your wishes
:dark:
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i wish for pizza
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>>169281
(;゚∀゚)
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>>169281
she's twisting his PENIS! a true heyuri user!
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>>169277
she's here!

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osaka parasites :ph34r:
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Where do I get one of those? :unsure:

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Tokyo police have arrested an executive of a company that manages fan clubs and organizes events on suspicion of producing and selling an adult video involving a 15-year-old girl, investigators announced Jan. 8.

Akira Awazu, 51, an executive of Tokyo-based Kakeru Entertainment Inc., is accused of violating Japan’s child exploitation laws through nonconsensual sexual intercourse.

Awazu has reportedly denied parts of the charges, telling investigators he believed the junior high school student was 18.

Police sources say that despite allegedly knowing she was under 16, Awazu filmed himself engaging in sexual acts with the girl at a hotel in the capital’s Kabukicho district, known for its nightlife and entertainment venues, in early July.

He is accused of paying the girl 40,000 yen ($254) before recording the encounter and later selling the footage as an adult video.

COMMENTARY: That's right. For just 250 bucks, you can have sex with a JK. But just don't get caught :sweat3:
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>>169092
Laconic :biggrin:
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>>169070
he doesn't have the spirit of samurai :angry:
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A vigilante social justice group has just leaked one of the many shocking tapes the Kakeru Entertainment Inc. exec was responsible in distributing. Viewer discretion is highly advised.
https://img.heyuri.net/f/koko.php?res=4279
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Thank you Norm MacDonald for the weekend update :biggrin:

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obesity posting on /sw/ :kuz:
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it takes a particularly obtuse person to see a medication primarily used by diabetics and anabolic steroid users and think "yes, unlimited burger"

sometimes the fatty lives deep within
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>>168887
fat is a state of mind not always reflected by the body

now, if you're not going to eat that, I'm hungry (  ´  ¬  `  )
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>>168888
UGH THE QUADS ARE SO JUICY

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h-hey everybody, welcome to fat kao's delicious fooood review! (bag rustling)

🍔
ヽ(    ´¬`  ヽ    )
(out of breath) its.. the heyuri burger... lets dig in!

OHMGHMNONMNOMNOMNOM

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Pochari!

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Proof for my flash
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>>169268
Because that’s all I need for dis one.
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>>169270
All I did was add images from Heyuris up and from Google, move em around, add running in the 90s music, and post???
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I just think u should play around a bit and find a way to optimize it to be under 500kb with music
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Ur exporting it as a 1080p FLV (video format) inside an SWF instead of an animation - that's why it's teh HUEG
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Jesus H Motherfucking Christ, 28mb? How did you even get that on this website?

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New rule added to heyuri!
Guess what time it is :cool:
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PUCHIKO TAKEOVER-NYU!!!
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NNNYYYYUUUUUUUU
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>>169250
*fap fap fap*
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New rule: You must post cute lolis! :xd::biggrin:
If you don't, you fuckin' DIE!!! :angry::angry:
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spats :drool:

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Can't imagine hugging the left. :x3: Can imagine hugging the right. :love: The right choice. 👍 :happy:
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I can imagine filling all six holes with cum and pee in one night
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>>169256
amateur
you gotta also include shit and spit

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Baby! (・∀・)
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Babu babu 👶
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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STOP SHITTING YOURSELF, YOU'RE AN ADULT :angry:
ACT YOUR AGE :angry:
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Lol
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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... and here too.
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Now try it yourself! :wink:
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>>117318
That was a hot fap. Thanks anon.

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So Hitler really did hit it :biggrin:

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Pasokon screen b0rked hard and I might need to buy a new one! I would love recommendation! Only thing i find important is that I can run Linux and it have a high res screen, but not necessarily. Can be shit specs otherwise! Any price goes!
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Thanks! Never heard of system76 but it sure did catch my attention! Is pop OS good? Seems to be very liked?
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>>168953
Pop_OS! has a problem with being Ubuntu-based, so package management is all over the place.... HOWEVERRRR it is also the birthplace of COSMIC, which is already a better desktop environment than GNOME and is shaping up to be the second best desktop environment after KDE.... So I'd absolutely recommend it for power-users who do a lot of work or stuff like 3DCG & programming

It's also quite secure for a desktop environment, full adoption of Wayland portalling & entirely written in memory-safe languages, so feds can't take advantage of RCEs in public WiFi to keylog ur poop&shit and find out who you are and where you live :banana:
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>>168884
within a game, no shit. but not for actual chat software unless you have the program currently focused because gayland can't do global hotkeys. i seriously have to deal with linux click claks every time I talk to these people
>>168885
why are you just making lies up?
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>why are you just making lies up?
being dishonest is a prerequisite of not being racist
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What would you do if you were told that in a few weeks a world-ending meteor would strike the earth?
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imagine doing something illegal, just for it to was be fake. And you go to prison afterwards for 10 years.
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>>169227
at least I wouldn't die a virgin
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Exactly, u would get a huge PENIS in prison! :dark:
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>>169227
strong jail dude: so what did you do?
pez: i th-thought the end of the world was r-real so i raep'd
strong jail dude: wait you thought it was REAL?! LOOOOOL everyone look! he thought the end of the world was real!!

(´∇`)σ (´∇`)σ (´∇`)σ (ρ_;)
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PARTY AT TEH END OF THE WORLD :dance2:


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