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Does anyone else keep getting these? I went to the website and it was weird as all get out, the videos are something else
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>>164571
....C-COLONEL SANDERS-SAN?
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WTF is that site meant to be?:dizzy:
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>>164580
The videos are worse. Way worse.
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ublock, use it
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I remember, back when youtube still used flash, there was this one ad that was an hour long of someone's face with music in the background (this was when most skippable ads never went on longer than 2 minutes). The explanation I read was that it was someone trying to promote their music album through youtube, but it would still be creepy when you're browsing videos and this comes up.

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my boyfriend was busy and i became sad and lonely and cheated on him and i dont feel bad about it, is something wrong with me?
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nothings wrong with u if you're cheating on him with us! :hokke:
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Story time! How bad did you cheat on him? (・∀・)
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>>164606
i actually met him on heyuri so you guys got cucked
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>i actually met him on heyuri
Good! That's what he gets for having a girlfriend while we are virgins here ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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Is grass green? Shit like this makes me glad im gay:cool:

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i heard vomit snake needed a refill :biggrin:
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another thread hidden. :sweat3:
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we need a new vomit thread then

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Do you guys watch real porn? or just hentai? maybe cosplay stuff?
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>>164482
Perhaps you're right..!
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I used but 3d is gross to me now so I onyl fap to 2D only
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depends on the respective content of either dimension
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>>164445
I masturbate to either mmd, sfm, chaturbate archives, or women being milked
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I haven't fapped to 3D, or at least went on a regular porn site in years now, it just feels gross to me now. And real women don't turn me on :cool:

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how to let go of the past
i still miss it and want to go back there as if there is nothing interesting in the present and future (;´Д`)
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I miss my wife and her tight pussy :biggrin:
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>>164564
I miss your wife and her tight pussy :cool:
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>>164561
so deep :rolleyes:

the past was objectively bettar (especially the internet - which i assume is what heyurians miss the most), but there's no going back to it. there isn't much to do other than accept that you're stuck in the present and try to make the most of it. ┐(゚~゚)┌

>>164563
yeah - avoid as much of the current cancer as possible, like ""social media"", and all the stupid news and political stupidity designed to make you miserable.

the life of the ignorant is the life of the happy (・ω・)
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u could ram your head into the wall as hard and fast as possible and hope it gives you amnesia
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>>164577
good post

ichigo mashimaros! :astonish:
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>>164594
Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo!
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I've had these and they don't taste good

how lazy are u?
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ive been in bed all day too :shii:
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"I'll reply to this thread later"
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i am so lazy that i sleep every day! :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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I'm probably the laziest person on heyuri. neet and never really worked for anything in my life...

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I’ve noticed that fapping has started to feel repetitive and not as satisfying as it used to. I’m trying to figure out how to reintroduce excitement and variety. Are there ways to make the experience more engaging, or types of content that can help bring back that sense of thrill and build-up????? (; ̄Д ̄)
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>>164512
it's literally the smug kaomoji LOL
nice try, i guess. ( ´,_ゝ`)
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I've always interpreted it as looking like a tired old japanese man. how could you interpret this guy as smug? ( ´,_ゝ`)
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OP you could try getting into even more degenerate stuff, like sounding, putting things in your ass, thrusting into your hand or a toy (surprisingly exhilarating if you get it right), or just getting some more taboo or deviant fetishes. But honestly, it's not truly worth doing any of that, I know it.

Just do what the other guys recommend and jerk off less often. Keep yourself busy with school or work or friends or videogames and you won't feel the need to fap as much. ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>164592
Worth a shot, I guess. Thanks.
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>>164591
he's supposed to have a smug smirk, that's why some people remove the smirk from it ( ´_ゝ`)

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╬═╬ desert strike, jungle strike, urban strike, soviet strike, nuclear strike...
╬═╬ did you play any strike games when you were a boy :unsure:
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I played counter strike and uhhhhhh
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>>164566
Not a Strike series game specifically, but I had a lot of those "drive a helicopter until the level is finished and bomb everything in your way" games. They were very good
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I've dabbled with them but never properly played them. Which do you recommend? :unsure:
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seconding recs :hokke:
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when i hear the word "strike" i think of GWOT so games like america's army 3, arma 2, battlefield 2 and tactical intervention are all great games (only for men)! :cool:

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Is this new game fun? People are talking about it online like its the best thing ever. The proximity chat looks fun
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It’s okay. From my experience, the starting area is where lots of people talk and after that is where it becomes more difficult to find people who will not shoot on sight. I think it would be fun if you have friends to play with.( ´,_ゝ`)
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I've played it a bunch and it's just okay. the thrill of an extraction game can be pretty cool, but none of the mechanics are that great. I think most people playing are either noobs (who are getting bored and trickling out the door over time) and Escape from Tarkov veterans who are happy that they don't have to play such a shit game anymore

Hina-ichigo liek dolphin
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>164587
unyuu~🐬

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:kuz::biggrin:

Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>164500
ok. now draw him pregnant.
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>>164500
WINRAR :iyahoo:
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>>164494
Great p0nz

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Why does he always feel the need to leave his tripcode visible when he makes a post? To feel superior, is that it? Faggot :angry:
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How dare you impersonate me!
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I know that you're using firefox anon expect me at night I hope that you're below 12 yo :biggrin:
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>>164567
but this website is +18

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Imagine if you and your father switched souls, and you woke up in his body, and he in yours. What would you do? Fuck his wife?
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1. Fuck wife
2. Fuck myself
3. Fuck his dog
4. Fuck you
5. Fuck his boss
6. Fuck his neighboor
7. Fuck his relatives 3 generations removed
8. Fuck his hamster
9. Fuck his computer
10. Fuck himself
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>>164540
>4. Fuck you
OI! FUCK YOU, BUDDY! :angry:
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Get boner pills and gun, kill evil bitch wife, go outside, find loli, rape loli, feel nothing because of 80 year old circumcised PENIS, be too exhausted to do anything else, kill self. Hopefully my soul will go back to my body when he dies so I can enjoy the inheritance.
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>>164560
We all will go to Sheol so there's no coming back to your body ┐(゚~゚)┌

Your fortune: Good luck


i love suigintou!!!!!!!!!(;´Д`)
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i love suiseitou!!!!!!!!!(;´Д`)
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>>164549
(;´Д`)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11


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