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No.173123 Yeah x5
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The goal of this thread is simple: we try to one-up each other with strange porn.
Find a porn video that's weirder than the last. Remember, if the genre of porn seems like something that can make your average Heyurizen ejaculate (essentially anything that is 2D and of eastern origin), it's not weird enough.
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>>173172
Heheheh... :nyaoo:
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>>173164
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>>173174
This technically doesn't belong in this thread because I jacked off to it but I felt like sharing
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>>173164
Didn't realise Saya no Uta had a live-action remake
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>>173184
:xd:
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indexing my meme/animu archive over 78.000 images (⊙_⊙) with CLIP search so that I don't have to waste my time searching for a specific image to post. just describing the image is enough to be found. VLMs are fucking magic
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No.173107 Yeah x1
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>>173102
what tha fuck :xd: :xd: :xd:
>>173056
fn p90
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No.173117 Yeah x1
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>173102
uuh pls delete :gross:
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>>173102
Why is alice bleedy?
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>>173055
loli hentai
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Post em
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During these hostile and trying times and what-not
OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense
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should i use dwm or kde with arch if i want to rice?
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desku thread? Desku thread!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>173179
that y2k ui is about to make me NVT
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No.173176 Yeah x1
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:waha:
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No.173177 Yeah x1
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:waha:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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HOW CAN I HAVE SEX IF I AM A TURBO AUTISTIC FAT RETARD????????????:cry::furious::furious:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPBnrIAWDeU
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>>173132
have you considered summoning a succubus? they don't worry about whether or not you're turbo autist fat retard.
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>>173136
Don't do this. I tried this ONCE, and got followed around in my house by a demonic looking shadow/figure,that looked like a stereotypical
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No.173138 Yeah x1
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rape.

Your fortune: You just lost the game

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it's well established that LOLis are highly attracted to disgusting, socially retarded otaku ojisans
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Why was every anime in the 2000s like this?
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>>173060
couldn't find something like this but I found this instead
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>>173058
I don't think most anime from the 2000s was like that at all
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what makes you think they were all like that?
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Why was every anime in the 2000s awesome?
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No.173171 Yeah x1
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>>173064
EPIC SABO SKILLSｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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:nyaoo2:
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Kyaa don't sniff there :blush:
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So apparently someone made a live version of "There's a nigger in the moon" :nigra:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imspRb_gf5Y
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No.173160 Yeah x1
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Huh, we were faster by over a year with our Miku version. Would've been even faster, but anons hadn't delivered for two years, despite like 3 guy saying they'd do it :sweat3:

(that thread is still up btw: https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=121901)
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MIKU VERSION BETTAR
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ᑲᑎᖦᖢᒋᑦ ᐃᑭᐊᖅᑭᕕᒃᑯᑦ ᐊᑐᖅᑕᐅᕐᔪᐊᖅᑐᑦ!!!!!!!!!
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ᓱᓕᓪᓗᓂ, ᑕᒪᓐᓇ ᐱᔾᔪᑎᒋᔭᐅᕗᖅ ᖃᕋᓴᐅᔭᒃᑯᑦ. ( ´ω`)
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ބާތަ ތި މައްސަލައަކީ؟
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︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎
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:kuma6:🍆 :astonish:
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zOMFG PENIS BEAR
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i liek'd teh AI bear more :kuma6:
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No.173125 Yeah x12
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heyuri has votes now?
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No.173126 Yeah x17
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Yeah
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No.173140 Yeah x2
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Your fortune: Bad luck

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If you reach x100 yeahs you get to have sex with a staff member of your choosing :biggrin:
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theres at least 106 of us, we can do it :ph34r:
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reminder that we'll play Super Tux Kart tomorrow at 15:00 UTC
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20260214T15&p0=%3A&msg=STK&font=sanserif&csz=1

refer to >>172504 for creating an account

When the time comes, go to Online -> Global Networking -> Find server -> search for 'heyuri!' and join it
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HELLO

I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU

I NEVER RECEIVE VALENTINES CARDS CAN YOU PLEASE WRITE ONE FOR ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH HEYURI
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your face looks like
Someone stepped on it with a shoe

:biggrin:
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Dear Nanoha38,
I love you like my meemaw loved strangling puppies :nyaoo:
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Pretty Tulip, you glided graciously
unto Heyuri, casting forth holy light
upon this wretched hive of villainy.
Being your Valentine would lighten my life;
Will you let me pick you, Pretty Tulip?
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NANOHA
YOUR FARTS STINK
NOW LETS KISS ON THE ROLLER RINK
NANOHA
YOU FAT OLD SOW
WE'VE DONE THE IN AND OUT, NOW MAKE ME SUM CHOW
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SEEEEEEEEEEEECKS

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECKS

I HAVE BECOME SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCKKS
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DRINK
SOME
YAKULT!
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i had 6 already (ﾟｰﾟ)
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Is that cum? :unsure:
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>>173106
no, it's yakult you degenerate!!!:angry:
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Yacum
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