this thread gave me an erection and a strong desire to fap

update: I fapped and came twice and the erection has subsided. Thanks Tomo.

STAY AWAY FROM MAI WIFE

>>169720
its my turn with the wife!!

>>169675
im re-reading azumanga

Hmmm... I can't think of much, but its good to remember to do nice things

Considering that, I think I'll make some tea as a treat when I get home
ヽ(*´ω｀*)ノ

>>169676
ive always wanted to read the manga ヽ(´∇`)ノ

i ate baked chiggen

>>169673
rice is tough to maek!

you have "prison gay" you are gay when horny or deperate or lonely but when you are done fapping you do not like teh ghey. this is pretty normal and doesnt mean u r ghey.

you can't appreciate hacka doll 3's cuteness without thinking of pussy?

ヽ(`Д´)ノ

instead of jacking to otokonoko then something straight jack to something straight then to otokonoko
the logic is as follows

Jack 1:
Straight state -> jack to otokonoko -> gay state -> jack to straight -> return to straight state
Jack 2:
Straight state -> jack to straight -> overcharged straight state -> jack to otokonoko -> return to straight state

note how on "Jack 2" you never ever enter the "gay state"

>>169704
but OP isn't in a prison surrounded only by gay porn, he could easily choose to fap to something not gay every time

Hacka doll has the best op

if a wore these it would look like the glasses are taking a gigantic shit

>>169655
lawl!

>>169655
You shit out your buttcheeks?

>>169697
the nose would stick out between the buttcheeks

>>169549
>criminals kill more people than natural disasters

what? that's blatantly false

>>169527
i have mixed feelings about that stuff
on one hand it can feel carefree
on the other hand, i feel like ive experienced a horrific sensation of everything feeling like its contorting in on itself when i was having a panic attack once or maybe my blood pressure was falling suddenly idk it just felt so unimaginably horrific like in a lovecraftian way im really worried its what we experience when we die
it mightve been the opposite of death though too, like a seizure from too much brain activity as opposed to no brain activity during death

>>169548
not him but people have actually done tests before and its been recorded, the acuracy according to a scientific publication said there was like 95% consistency
people would have an NDE and meet dead relatives before they knew they were dead, and only found out after they came back, or they would go into a room down the hall in the same hospital that they never went into and mentioned details about it they couldnt have known
no matter how real the experiences may be though, nobody has ever come back from true brain death, once it stops sending signals it cannot be restarted with our technology, people who die and come back effectively are just waking up from comas induced by a heart that stopped functioning, and all bodily functions drop to the bare minimum that is required to get the brain started up again should someone get the heart working again somehow

i used to be afraid but as time goes on the more i think quantum immortality might be the right interpretation of the universe

>>169693
Never trust anything on the internet, especially if it's on a site with any sort of monetary incentives for posting. Junkies and third worlders will create millions of videos and social media posts with believable made up stories about subjects like that for even a minuscule amount of ad revenue or book sales. People will also lie about having experiences like that just for 15 minutes of fame, or if they're insane religious fanatics telling lies for the "greater good" of convincing atheists that souls/spirits are real to try to save them from eternal hellfire. No matter how legit the scientific study appears it still relies on trusting that someone isn't lying, and with a topic like this I wouldn't believe it until testing it myself.

ah you downloaded the reversed video, in the real one she jumps up and sits on the railing

This is where the girls who fall out of the sky in anime and manga come from

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

is she ok

>>169672
yes surprisingly! she survived a 7 story drop and got sent to the hospital. this was some months ago i think

We reject the SFW/NSFW dichotomy entirely ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I'm at work right now. I don't need safety.

NO!!!

LOL PR0N

>>169683
touhou 6

>>169684
the original

>>169682
It doesn't.

I'm not good at bullet hell games (not enough to fully appreciate them probably) but G-Darius HD is pretty cool imho ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

ive never beaten a single one

where are rozen maiden japanese subs

animelon has been b0rk for quite some time

nobody knows

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Yes

>>169687
If you have a router that isn't a total piece of junk, probably not. But if you plug it directly into the cable modem or w/e box, then yeah.

>>169694
only if you're bad at the internet

i will fuck the dog ヽ(´∇`)ノ

LOL

w-what!

>>169586
hes at it again oh shit... (;´Д`)

zero cukru pusssy mf

>>169554
Your dealer must be really friendly

>>169667
I don't know them

>>169670
If you ever die of drug overdose can we communicate to you via Oujia Board

>>169659
It does.
I love 80s metal, but I listened to it so much I burnt out, which is rare since I love listening to the same music over and over.
I still love it (I went to an Iron Maiden and an Aquabats concert a couple of years ago), but I mostly just listen to anime music nowadays.

forgot image

>>169643
She likes old Sega games! Cute hehehe

>>169642
Ohh, something that stains easily... maybe if you gave her some white clothes to wear underneath, but then I guess you'd still have to be careful her face or hands don't touch the outer clothes

If she did get stained, and you washed her, would her makeup and various coloration come off? I'm assuming the TPE itself is skin colored and the mouth and cheeks are painted on.

Naisu!

>>169664
From what I hear, it doesn't come off once it's stained. There is a slight dark coloration on her butt that wouldn't come out in the shower. I really need to buy her pantsu...
The head is made out of vinyl, so I don't need to wash it or worry about it getting stained by dark fabric.