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tactical santa :cool:

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I was exploring the internet and found out there were a few websites where you could sell used panties, bras, socks etc unwashed. That got me thinking about whether you could wear a set of underwear until they stank, and then sell them online :sweat:.

Has anyone here done this? If not, do you want to do it? Seems like something that has the potential for mega lolz. Especially if you're a guy :sweat:
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>>166151
unless of course, they want footage of the girl wearing it for 30 days straight uncut. But that seems like a lot of video to watch just to make sure you don't get scammed (also might make it more expensive to buy, since the producer needs to record an entire month of footage for each pair)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>Section 15, “Prohibitions on the Purchase of Used Underwear” (which also extends to the sale of saliva and other bodily fluids), bans the purchase of soiled undergarments from individuals under the age of 18 as well as solicitation for such items. Section 24 imposes a 500,000 yen (US$4,600) maximum fine on buyers found in violation of Section 15. Under Section 26, shops attempting to illegally sell such items can be fined up to an additional 200,000 yen (US$1,800) if police discover them during a search. Neither violation carries jail time.
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出品者: あいの
年齢: 20 歳
( 4 月 22 日 生まれ )
3サイズ:
血液型: O 型
趣味: 妄想♡
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Hello friends, I've recently been uploading mods for this old character creator game. There's basically no community for it anymore so I thought I'd make a thread to see if some people would be interested in playing it, especially since I think some heyurizens would enjoy it :happy: Setting up the mods is a bit tedious but I will try to help :dance:

You can download the base game here:
https://archive.org/details/3d-custom-girl-xp

Here are the mods I've uploaded so far. I still have a few more to upload but haven't had the time, apologies :cry:
https://archive.org/details/tdcgmod
https://archive.org/details/tdcgtac

Please show me all the cute girls you'll make!
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she is cute, good job! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>166047
you can make my wife kiss your wife :love:
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uwaaa why wont the game start ..
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>>166149
Is it just with your base game or with your mods? If it's the game alone then try another upload of it here >>166046 :happy:
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>>166112
she looks like a Paloma or Juditta

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Lately my PENIS has been really small. It was never very big but it keeps getting smaller and smaller. I showed it to a friend who used to be a lot smaller than me and his is now noticeably bigger. Lately I cannot even reach the throat.
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Your friend will have to use your throat instead from now on
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>>166103
I would prefer he use my ANUS
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>>166102
>it keeps getting smaller and smaller
>his is now noticeably bigger
I think your friend is stealing your PENIS size

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can i tell you something heyuri?
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Ichigo Marshmallow is really boring in comparison to Mitsudomoe. I really want a loli show that has lots of funny jokes and fanservice.
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>>166132
fanservice? more like fatservice

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Good Day, Heyurizens.

I am here to announce the opening of the Heyuri Scientific Society.'

As the chairman of such a prestigious organization I believe it is the duty of Heyurizens across our humble imageboard to discover new scientific achievements.

Great minds truly understand that Insanity and Genius are two sides of the same coin and thus anyone calling us stupid is automatically wrong.

Now gentlemen does anyone have any interest scientific contributions that Heyuri can make. Here's mine


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Excellent work everyone, as the supreme executive overseer I am delighted to make all your acquaintances and I look forward to making many historic and revolutionary inventions, discoveries and scientific breakthroughs here with you all.

In response to your SHC theory, I don't believe any area inside the body reaches anywhere near a high enough temperature to ignite gas no matter how angry a person gets. My superior hypothesis is that specific types of internal organ damage, possibly related to some combination of intense rectal sodomy, urethral sounding or infections of those areas could result in the poop and the pee mixing together along with other chemicals inside the body, very rarely causing an explosive or volatile chemical reaction that generates enough heat to ignite an obese faggot's enormous amount of excess body fat. I base this theory on the fact that I've heard SHC victims are usually obese, and I've heard that some of the first explosives invented were primarily made with poop and pee.

There is also another issue that's been bugging me for quite a long time that I would like to bring to the table: If science is so great then why is there still no vaccine for poop diseases so that we can eat each other's poop without getting sick?
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>>166146
Revolutionary. With such a capable scientific mind the Heyuri Scientific society will surely become the main science branch of the world. My neighbour is currently playing the Bon Jovi song "always". So I am in a suitable mood right now.

Your knowledge on how the first explosives were made of Poop and pee is highly accurate and I even have a source to confirm this.
https://urologichistory.museum/exhibit/digital-stories/battlefield-urology/urology-on-war.html
With your scientific insight we might be able to change the world with our expertise.

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I want to waste my life on an MMO. A cute one though, something with the cuteness of Panyga, but a little less boring. (sorry golf lovers)
Mabinogi seems like cute fun, but i don't know if i like the P2W part. Is there any other popular enough ones that i can sell the account of when i inevitably get tired of it? Maybe with some player economy? I like dicking about and trying to economy my way up to infamy.
This is probably way too specific...
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I'd tell you what game I play, but the video you attached makes me think you'd ruin it for everybody else, so... :sweat2:
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>>166134
aw cmon cuh you aint wan a lil divers ity in yo Game cuh cmon cuh let a nigra like me in :sad:
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>>166134
you made the right decision

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do you think she was a shotacon?
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>>166118
hair or hairless, both is fine..i dont think i have an exact preference :unsure:
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>>166090
i think the proper term in cuckquean
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>>166125
you would know!
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>>166118
small and hairless and pale is the cutest
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do you think he had sexual relations with this dog?

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Heyuri is full of young virgin men, so ur eligible for a Pakira!
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panchina :iyahoo:
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what's that?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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:iyahoo:

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I've seen a few people propose stream ideas in the past, so I figured I'd give it a go :smile:
Anime Club Saga: A video series centered around the lives of the inhabitants of the now-defunct Albany Public Library Anime Club. ACS is very near and dear to my heart, and it's something I watch every Christmas. It's a series no longer than one half hour, and watching it is a joyous experience no one should ever be deprived of. I've never had the chance to watch this series with anyone, despite my annual viewing of it being one of the only Christmas traditions I have left. It's a tradition I'd like to share with /b/ this Christmas Eve.
Now, there are two problems that stand in the way:
One, it isn't an anime.
Two, it's only 30 minutes. I feel like it'd work best as an interlude, or a pre-show to some larger piece of media. One OVA I always watch every Christmas is Itsudatte My Santa! If there aren't any other stream plans for Christmas Eve, maybe we could watch that too? Let me know what you guys think, or ignore the thread if you think it's a stupid idea :biggrin:
I hope you all have a merikurisumasu regardless :iyahoo:
But, if the streaming of this holiday classic is considered, here's the full series:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1C735AA2B06A7CB2
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sounds lulzworthy
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sure :waha:

how am i meant to get a job if i have no work experience, i'm not smart and i have abysmal social skills?
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lie on your resume
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I hear that your chances are better if you color your skin black or brown.
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Work at Goodwill
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Lie on your CV, everybody does it. And just be real confident in the interview and wear a suit
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>>166070
get on your knees and BEG! (;´Д`)

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How were your parents? Strict, or care free?
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Too care-free in the important things, too strict in the unimportant things :sweat2:
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is the meaning of the image that theyre both furries who need to stop fighting and accept their fursonas? :huh:
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I was beaten :p
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I effectively was an orphan
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self-centered narcissists who yelled at me if i dared show any personality or independence and regularly threatened me with violence

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do people actually like eating fruitcakes? i always thought it tasted awful.
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You're supposed to let them sit there and dry out, hardened to the point you can use them as a projectile weapon.
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i liek moist fruit cake
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Bought a Sega Genesis a few days ago, what gaems would you recommend?
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SONIC 3 & KNUCKLES
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Chakan and Gaiares :iyahoo:
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Sonic, obviously, but also Castlevania: Bloodlines, Shining in the Darkness (dungeon crawler) and Shining Force
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top games: 👍
Shadow Dancer (fucking love this game)
Shinobi 3
Ranger-X (I wish the cave level wasn't so early in the game, otherwise, this is such a cool ass game; you'll want a 6 button controller for the best experience)
Sonic 2, Sonic 3&K (Sonic 1 isn't that bad either)
Gunstar Heroes
Castlevania Bloodlines
MUSHA (almost put this in the below list, it's good, but has some weird design flaws)
Phantasy Star 4
Streets of Rage 2 (1 is okay, and western releases of 3 got fucked up)

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>>166058
people keep telling me chakan is good but it never really clicked with me

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Daily question is: have you guys waxxed in a while?
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>>166037
what do you use, gimp?
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>>166038
did you just call me a gimp? watch your mouth pal
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>>166038
No, I use Photoshop
I have GIMP but the shortcuts are too weird for me to adapt to so I don't use it as a daily editing program
Was there even any reason for them to change it up like that? I can't imagine Adobe seriously copyrighted keyboard shortcuts or some nonsense :glare:
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>>166035
Thanks XD
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>>165991
i dont wax too often because my hair grows back slowly and patchy which is nice


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