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Oupps! ^.^

:)
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No.171196
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>>171194
Nopan. :biggrin:
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Happy Australia Day! January 26th is the official national day of Australia (which it already is now over there, due to time zone difference).

For those interested, this station will be playing 1980s Australian (and a few New Zealand) tunes for the next several hours. For fellow Aussies, come enjoy some home grown music. For the rest, come discover what the land down unda had to offer the 1980s music scene back in the day.

See the queue: http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played
Listen link (just copypaste into browser or into your media player of choice): http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Or click one of the "Listen Live!" options on the left side of the site.
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No.171139
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When I think of an Australian, I think of a middle aged balding guy who drinks Foster's and eats at Outback Steakhouse for dinner.
Oh, and also he can never say no. Every time he tries, he says "nooore".
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No.171143
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1- Hachikuji-san
2- Ned Kelly
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No.171147
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About an hour left. Thanks for listening!
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No.171195
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australia day is probably the single most retarded holiday. anyone who calls themself a "patriot" should just drop dead
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^^
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No.171191
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Any anons like opera?
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No.171185
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Why do protestant christians believe you instantly go to heaven and watch your relatives jerk off. bible was pretty clear about everyone rising at the same time on the judgment day.
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No.171187
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Why do people believe all that voodoo crap anyway? :yawn:
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>>171187
for myself mainly trough gospel that is enforced by historical and archeological finds. for example jesus's brother's grave and bones.
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No.171190
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>>171188
ah, terve terve :nyaoo: mitä kuuluu?
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No.171159
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Considering a good amount of Istanbulites are in Heyuri, how likely would a meetup be? I swear I'm not a cop.
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No.171178
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>>171170
>what do people even do in meetups?
ORGY!:drool:
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>>171178
Everyone knows Heyurizens secretly want to fuck each other. We're not very good at hiding it.
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No.171181
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Are all imageboards full of Turkish niggas or is this one just a weird outlier?
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No.171182
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heyuri is an ottoman board :biggrin:

Your fortune: Average luck

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No.171189
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I don't know if I would attend a meetup... I fear the average Heyurizen is stinky and weird IRL, no offense. Although it still sounds a hell of alot safer than the Gurochan meetup... (4 casualties)

The fact that kaguya has some semblance of normalcy in terms of hygiene and dress is probably an anomaly. Though maybe you could meet him, since he does live there.

I hope you are outgoing and talkative though, because kagy is a man of few words. Few and quiet words. Luckily it was no problem for me to do 99% of the talking. Including ordering food, even though I don't speak Turkish and he does...:glare2:
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Often I will start a torrent, and it will instantly start using 100% of my disk write capacity. My computer will become unusable until I shut down the torrent. This only happens with some torrents though, not all. I've noticed this seems to happen most with more recent (2020 or later) movies.

I suspect that the copyright owners are seeding torrents with some kind of defective information that fucks up your client to deter piracy. :furious: I've looked it up and haven't found any solutions. Does anyone else experience this, or know what is going on? :unsure:

Pic unrealted.
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No.171149
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because you're fucking gay lol
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No.171174
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have you tried using a different torrent client, and are you using an up-to-date FOSS one like qBittorrent or Transmission?
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No.171180
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your client is mining buttcoins
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No.171183
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For torrents, just use the best one: uTorrent (PC and Mac). Then, have plenty of sources.

Nothing to do with anything, but I want this girl to be my female dog and fuck her.
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No.171186
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Hard drive or ssd?
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https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/10o8x8z/28_year_old_guy_described_himself_as_a_kissless/j6dbir6/
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THIS IS NAO AN ICE CREAM THREAD!
POAST ICE CREAM NAOW!!!!
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POSTING ICECREAM :waha:
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:banana:
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sonic liek icecream
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No.171184
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What a sweet story. But fuck that guy for cheating on his 2D wife with some dumb bitch from work! Miku won't forgive his infidelity
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvxMq9Kokro
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you freaks turned me into a scat fetishist. how does that make you feel?
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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I think genuine scat fetishists are very rare. Really what you're getting off to is the shock of something so taboo, and possibly degradation and humiliation too. It's not the shit itself you find sexy, it's the connotations attached to it.

That said, farts are nice. Especially rori farts. They're just so cute, doesn't have to involve anything degrading for me. :nyaoo:

Your fortune: You just lost the game

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>>170959
well said, i couldnt agree more.
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>>170959
There are several different types of scat fetishists. Off the top of my head there's voyeurs who like to watch but not necessarily touch or even smell it, there's masochists who want to be degraded/humiliated like you said, there's ABDLs who just want to shit their diapers and maybe jerk off with the shitty diaper for a while, and maybe jerk off with dirty diapers they find in public trash cans or dumpsters from actual babies, there's a more sadistic or controlling fetish for forcing girls to wet and soil themselves by restraining them or blocking their access to the toilet, and there's people who really just want to eat the shit out of a hot girl's ass. You don't care how many germs are in a hot girl's mouth or VAGINA when you're putting your tongue in there (as long as she isn't some whore with infections), and I don't care how many germs are in her butt chocolate. If I get sick, it was worth it.

In some anime I've seen characters get excited over the idea of catching a cold from someone they love, being infected with their germs. Also there's the bug-chasing fetish some faggots have. Maybe it's a similar fetish to that, or maybe not because it would be just as erotic if I never get sick too. I just want to eat and drink all the body fluids that come out of cute girls because of how cute they are. Snot, period blood, vomit, sweat, everything.
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Scat is only good to me if the girl pooping is morbidly obese desu
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thread title - what is a fool-proof method to getting a little cold or something of that nature as fast as possible, help!! (;ﾟДﾟ)
pic unrelated, i just like dororo
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No.171158
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for me it is to sleep with the windows open
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No.171160
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go take an ice cold shower tonight and stand outside naked for a few hours (´人｀)
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No.171161
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>go take an ice cold shower tonight and stand outside naked for a few hours (´人｀)
Hypothermia GET
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>>171158
>>171160
>>171161
i'm in canada honestly i could probably achieve the same result by just standing outside for a bit ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
there's snow up to my PENIS here right now my goodness
thank you for the continued support everyone
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>>171154
gay butt sex with a man! :biggrin:
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Could you love a robot? I don't mean just owning a sexbot, I mean love it as your wife, like you would a real human girl.
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>>170988
Something about the idea of actually loving and caring for your robot wife sounds like a premise of a niche bittersweet manga or film.
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robots are moe, not any less to carbon-based girls!

though I don't know if I'm capable of seriously loving anyone long-term, that's besides teh point
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>>171129
>Air Doll (空気人形, Kūki Ningyō) is a 2009 Japanese drama film directed by Hirokazu Kore-eda. It is based on the manga series Kuuki Ningyo by Yoshiie Gōda, which was serialized in the seinen manga magazine Big Comic Original.[2] It stars Bae Doona as an inflatable sex doll that develops consciousness and falls in love.[3]

>Air Doll debuted in the Un Certain Regard section at the 62nd Cannes Film Festival.[4][5] It opened in Japanese cinemas on 26 September 2009. Kore-eda said the film is about the loneliness of urban life and the question of what it means to be human.[6][7]

I saw it a while ago, and liked it. :biggrin:
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No.171138
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>the film is about the loneliness of urban life and the question of what it means to be human.
:cry::cry::cry:
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No.171165
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robo gf sounds like a great concept, until a large solar flare hits and your waifu gets pwned by the sun
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hi everyone!!! i'm looking for friends that are crazy and undersocialized and would be willing to be in correspondence with me near-constantly. i am kind and i have a lot of interests like reading and history and movies..i’ve been doing this thing where i pet my own head for hours on end now.. every night to fall asleep. i rock in the dark doing it until my neck hurts and my arms cramp. ok pl;s talk to me. if you want to be my friend my discord is @0711_13285 or we can talk on here. " rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://static.heyuri.net/image/emote/emo-yotsuba-blush3.gif:blush:
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>>171103
i just filled it out. i was marked for execution :cry::cry:
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funni
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You did better than most actually. Ill show my gratitude by having a child suffocate you to death instead of a hag
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Hmmm.. your speed is decent... but you lack the ki control needed to place any real weight behind your strikes...
Do you really think you can protect Heyuri with such half-assed effort? Don't make me laugh!
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It's been a while since someone last did this
We already have Polls@Heyuri but I made this poll on another site just so you can comfortably answer without worrying about Heyuri staff-san learning about your age range, even if you're actually underageb&

VOTE: https://www.polltab.com/fXUOmKAa-aNVn
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No.171128
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i'm not afraid to publicly announce that i'm 39 years old :biggrin:
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No.171135
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A Heyuri meetup with these results would be awkward :sweat2:
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No.171150
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This is how we find out there are only like ten of us.
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>>171150
nine of us already knew that
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>>171151
:(
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it doesn't even hurt but i can't bear it
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