There's a LOT that I've wrote down myself over the years though I'll only post a few so as to not bloat the thread.
Unless if anyone cares enough to ask me for more.
The only ones I seem to remember vividly are nightmares, which are most of what I'm about to post.

-Spears randomly appearing in people's body thus ending their life instantly, causing a worldwide panic.
The dream ends with a man shielding himself with a religious book in a townsquare filled with dead bodies.

-Took a baby out of a woman's gaping stomach and then put it on a kitchen counter for observation.
The baby looked burnt. I then proceed to mutilate it with a metal clamp.

I don't know how to explain it but I was laughing while I was having this dream.
-Dreamt about an old documentary narrated by a typical british guy and it's about showing a monkey videos and letting it react to them. And then the narrator translates the monkey's signs.
Monkey reaction to lame video: "This is so lame, they're just spreading their exoskeletons around"
Monkey reaction to funny video: The monkey looks at the camera and gives a thumbs up. The cameramen zooms in on the thumbs up.
Monkey reaction to shocking facts: "What you mean man, what you mean man" suddenly the narrator turns jamaican.

And to end it with this..
-I was under the realization that I could make anything from my imagination real, and the first thing I did was turn the apartment hallway I'm in, into a bloody rusty mess with stairways that stretches on endlessly to the bottom. In one of the apartment rooms, there was a cute little boy. And out of boredom, I kept raping him, though this part was quite a blur to remember. I then conjure a weird looking lady that had a face that's morphed up. She wore a tank top and stood on four legs. It's like a centaur with the humanoid body on the middle. I found her to be really sexy. Out of nowhere, she threw some other monstrous sexual mess I brought into this world down into the depths. It smashed on a railing and died. She then said something along the lines of, "That thing should've begged for cum before it died."
After a while it became overwhelming, so I grew tired of all the things I've done, thus I decided to turn her back to normal as with everything else.
The tank top she was wearing turned into a dress. I approach her and wiped her new eyes as her hair lengthens to cover it, resulting in a uniform bobcut. I hug her. Everything then shone with white.
In the blink of an eye, it all dis