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We will watch Iketeru Futari (1999), Gokicha!! (2012) and R.O.D OVA (2001) this Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]


fuck, marry, kill?
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As santa ojisan-san said, Aiko-chan is tsumanne so ignoring her
And Riru is too boin boin, so killing her,

Yuuma-chan for single-time ecchi
Pakira-chan for marrying (lifelong ecchi + transforming into vampire zomg)!
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marry the bat, kill the bat, fuck the spinny thing

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

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Kill and fuck all of them

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indexing my meme/animu archive over 78.000 images (⊙_⊙) with CLIP search so that I don't have to waste my time searching for a specific image to post. just describing the image is enough to be found. VLMs are fucking magic
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>>173352
memes from instaoldfagkit and hundreds of rule breaking stuff :lolico:
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>>173354
I had to rewrite my question like four times just to not break any rules, if it makes you feel better.
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>>173336
that video on bottom right.gibs me dat
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>>173391
it's right dere >>173348
so many bakas >>172915 not reading...
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>>173056
anime forced smile

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gonna kill myself
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>>173358
Stream it
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Why? Is it psychological or psychiatric? :emo:
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DO IT
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You must get pussy before. Have you?

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I am 5 foot 3. I've not grown an inch for years. Is there any point in living as a 5 foot 3 male:cry:
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LOL @ THIS SHORT-ASS!

BWAHAHAHAHA :xd:
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become a twink, but instead of sucking dick just tell everyone you're 12 so you can date 12 year old girls
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>>173315
can you still fit on the leg room of the back seat of a car
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>>173315
is your father as tall as you

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I've been playing a bunch of NES and Famicom games lately.
I haven't played many NES games for a very long time, and I was avoiding the machine for a while since I thought a lot of the games wouldn't hold up, although I guess that was a dumb thought since the NES library aligns heavily with my pick-up-and-play arcade sensibilities.

Here's what I've been playing:

* 3-D WorldRunner (USA)
reasonably fun, but the sections where you can't control your movement speed suck dick
a lot of the game feels a little bit slapped together like they weren't sure what to do with the engine they had made, which is probably literally true
it is absolutely the first 3D platformer

* Attack Animal Gakuen (Japan)
cute space harrier clone that suffers from not shooting directly into the screen from the character's position like in space harrier itself (a sin that the famicom release of space harrier itself also has)
she instead shoots directly along the Z axis so it's much harder to actually hit anything
she changes her outfit every level, which is quite nice

* F-1 Race (Japan)
it's just a reasonably good Pole Position clone
played this on a famiclone when I was younger so I didn't know it never came out in the US
why the fuck didn't it come out in the US anyway, it's just good

* Kidou Senshi Z Gundam - Hot Scramble (Japan) (Final Version)
it's like Star Luster but with all the complicated bits removed
hunt down up to 9 enemy mobile suits in each level and blow their asses up
maybe a little bit easy, I've made it to the "mission clear" screen like thrice now, although I haven't survived very far past in the (randomly generated?) levels past that point, maybe like 2 levels past there
this version didn't pass its playtest with the kids very well apparently, so they changed it into the game below and released this as a limited run promotion

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i have a japanese famicom and the games i have for it are lum no wedding bell, mario usa, and mugen senshi valis.
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more games I've been playing:

* City Connection (USA)
FUCK that stupid cat
I used to love this game, and I still kind of do, but it's very choppy with its scrolling and occasionally just outright unfair
still fun

* Cosmic Epsilon (Japan)
a space harrier clone with a cool 3D textured floor effect but aiming feels terrible since they moved where you fire from to be above your head to try and get around the fact that you would block your target when lined up with it
I want to keep giving this a shot because it looks so cool

* Geimos (Japan)
a 3D rail shooter with a terrible sense of whether you're aiming the right way
it has 2 different camera modes and I think mode A is the better one
it's kinda fun, but it's not great

* Choujikuu Yousai - Macross (Japan)
side-scrolling shooter where you can transform between the 3 modes of your valkyrie (all of them feel unsuited for the task at hand)
played this on a famiclone years ago
it's not good
it's really bad
it also loops in a way that doesn't feel like a classic infinite game, it just feels unfinished, even if it adds stuff each stage

>>173383
oooh, very nice
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i also have a jp famicom, with some baseball-related games.

I don't have a CRT though and haven't bothered with converters n shit yet (;´Д`)

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Enjoy! Totally legal ass.
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Is it really?
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>>173399
Sharo-chan, we need to compare this SIRI to yours, since it's very important JIKEN!
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CHOROI :lolico:

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How do I live my life alone, knowing that a girl will never take a huge steaming dump on my face? :emo:

Honestly I'm not even a scatfag, I'm just saying. I want that bond with someone. A girl I trust so much that I can share that kind of secret with. A girl I love so much that she can do that and I wouldn't even throw up, because I love her too much to be disgusted. :cry:

True love is getting shit on. 💘
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kidnap teh girl of your dreams :wink:
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>>173373
she will run away and call the police while I am blinded by shit!! :emo:
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no she wont :biggrin:
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eat ur own chocolate

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:love::love::love:
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If you do not remove this picture of me, my lawyers will be forced to take legal action against KaguyaCorp(tm) and its subsidiary HEYURI.NET(tm).
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handsome gentlmen

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MYON MYON MYON :onigiri:
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nyu

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i tried to draw heyuritan as a cupid..(;´Д`)
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Arigatou!!! 🙏
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:iyahoo:
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>>173324
this is amazing
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Very pretty!
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pipirupirupirupupirupi~

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1020 - 2030

RIP :vomit:
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>>173314
YES

vomit snake, you know what to do
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>>173314
that will make me buy every osaka figure that looks like that one and suck on it!!
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>>173365
lol they have no idea
>Uhhhh… is that a chocolate… cake?
lmao
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>>173365
LOL gero

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People on tiktok are some of the most insufferable people i have ever met.. They have ruined every game and anime i have ever liked.. Tiktok will truly be the downfall of the internet.
SCREW YOU, TIKTOK PEOPLE! :angry::angry:
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are you retards gather around and talk shit on phoneposters again :lolico:
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>If I could travel back in time ...
for 130 years, I'd be busy kissing some Alice Liddell-like cutie. Got no time to save you from the veritcal vids, take my sorries. ( ´ω`)
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>>173338
The web version is also one of the WORST designed versions of a desktop version I've ever had the displeasure to use. Completely broken forcing you to use the app which i refuse. :angry:
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>>173390
What you were going to watch there?
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>>173338
Which anime and games have they ruined for you? My favourite trend is tiktok users basing their personality around random Visual Novel CGs, while they know literally nothing about the game in question :biggrin:

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Is netorare the only thing even Heyurians won't touch? Why is it so popular in Japan? :unsure:
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>>173361
>No vore
>No scat
>No diapers
Give me hentai with nuthin
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NTR hits too close to home for me (a reject failed human being). I "enjoy" it (it makes my PENIS hard) but I can only get off to it when I'm too high on amphetamines to feel anything besides horny.

>>173361
I felt this way before I did stimulants. Wouldn't even acknowledge that I was capable of enjoying NTR, and if ever the concept of NTR crossed my mind I would instantly rage. :furious: So deep down, you're probably into it, LOL. :biggrin:
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>>173374
that sounds more like some kind of chemical self hypnosis (;´Д`)
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>>173361
>tag blacklists next to snuff, vore, scat, and diapers
If some poop gets on your PENIS during anal are you going to stop? If your wife needs to start wearing diapers because you did too much anal with her are you not going to want to fuck her while she's wearing the messy diaper? The one thing I like about NTR is when it's from the perspective of the bull, and the guy getting cucked deserves it because he doesn't love his wife enough to eat her poop.
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>>173379
>If some poop gets on your PENIS during anal are you going to stop?
yes
>If your wife needs to start wearing diapers because you did too much anal with her are you not going to want to fuck her while she's wearing the messy diaper?
yes

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itadakimasu! :wink:
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>>173299
LOL i didn't notice :xd:
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This is ART
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today is a good day after seeing this:iyahoo:
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>>173258
found footage horror movie :xd:

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i feel like watching a movie so lets watch a movie to night.
its only 33 mins long..
https://myanimelist.net/anime/5554/Eguchi_Hisashi_no_Nantoka_Narudesho

>Viewer-be-warned, some sketches have not aged well and would be found extremely offensive due to racism, sexual depravity, and homophobia.
SO ITS GOTTA BE GOOD


here is the time it starts. it will be on
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?hour=20&p0=24&msg=heyuri+popup+movie&font=sanserif
8pm texas time. yeehaw

will be live here: https://watch.heyuri.lol/r/stream
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i will be dead by then. :sad:
sleep
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sorry I'm going to enjoy my trendy ISEKAI animu :cool:
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starts in about 30 mins. get your pizzas maed now!
(´π`)
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STARTING IMMINENTLY
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what is this account too new boolshit?


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