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No.163848
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I’m trying to figure out ways to make my day at work move along quicker instead of feeling painfully slow—what are some things I can do to help the time pass more smoothly?
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No.164022
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become nocturnal, and then during the day take a nap every other second
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No.164060
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become a NEET and browse heyuri.net all day and night :cool:
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No.164065
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Day trade the S&P 500. :wink:
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No.164071
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dislocate all your joints and then put them back in place :hokke:
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No.164095
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>>164060
get hired at heyuri.net enterprise and chronically post online. :biggrin:
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No.164082
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u-uhm.. hi guys..
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No.164083
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we dont give a damn
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No.164087
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>>164083
i give a damn ! where are your manners anon ! ! :closed-eyes2:
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No.164094
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Hi lokm at this cat
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No.163661
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when was the last time u hugged someone?
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No.163830
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>>163826
many hugs such love
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No.163975
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it was in 2017
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No.163996
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>>163661
A work colleague last time I had a job
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No.164053
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never had a hug before
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No.164093
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>>164053
would you like a hug?
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No.164014
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ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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No.164062
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ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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No.164063
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.164064
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>>164063

Too distracting!
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No.164090
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how doi find a husbandt who is like this ok google :blush:
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No.164092
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No.163988
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What did you wear today?
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No.164027
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>>164026
i too have no central heating
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No.164028
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sweater and sweatpants too
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No.164042
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>>164013
was this taken at caltech?
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No.164066
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A burgundy suit!
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No.164089
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>>164019
wife material :xd:
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No.164040
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.164052
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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No.164088
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oishii pocky desu~ you must deepthroat it desu~
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No.164084
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See of you all next GORG time (´ー`)
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No.164085
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It's GORGin time
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No.164086
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GORG
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No.164072
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The great FC Barcelona won 3 - 1 against Atlético Madrid
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No.163388
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just learned that squirt is just a pee :dark:
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No.163507
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>>163505
I have a fetish for male pee where they do it on girls or even guys if I feel like it
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No.163526
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>>163507
Imagine how many liters of pee girls can hold in their stomach, intestines, and womb and then wonder why so many resources are wasted putting urinals in men's restrooms and how billions of gallons of water are wasted every year flushing male pee, when God gave girls THREE nice warm holes made to be filled with our pee daily.
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No.163528
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>>163526
This is true!
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No.163530
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i juts learn penus makes white pee :emo:
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No.164070
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It's not pee. From what I remember, nobody really knows what it is or exactly how it happens. Girls sure love it though because it's like an orgasm dialed up to 9001. Sucks we can't have that as a guy, but it's just as good to have a girl squirt all over you.

I guess there's always the prostate orgasm if you feel like fingering inside your ass.
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g-guys... I... my... my uncle was showing me something cool on his desk... a-and he put me on his lap... i was... just playing on his desk but he kept making weird movements with his hands... a-and... and then.. some.. white pee came out of his no-no place... i-i got scared and left.... s-should i go tell my parents?
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No.163568
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😨
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No.163574
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he just wants to play..
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No.163584
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If he can see your nipples he can't stop the white pee from coming out, it's not his fault it's just how nature works. Try covering them like this then sit on his lap again for a while. 💓
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you should always dress liek this (´￢`)
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No.164069
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No! Don't tell your parents. Tell your uncle you're glad he's your new boyfriend. :love:
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No.163611
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does anyone know how many benadryl it takes to seriously harm your body? i heard it can cause internal bleeding or something like that…throughout this week ive taken probably liek 20 or something…

or even better any medicine that makes you really sleepy (that is easily found in houses):nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.163613
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im no druggie but i wouldn't mess with it
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No.163614
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>>163612
>>163613
i wouldnt consider myself a doper or a druggie ive only taken benadryls and some headache medicine once:sad:
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No.163615
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try mixing benadryl syrup with cough syrup and see for yourself:lolico:
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No.163616
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>>163615
aw i dont have any benadryl syrup…:sad::sad:
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No.164068
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I take 4-6 a night in order to fall asleep at a decent time, so don't worry, you'll be fine OP. That said, diphenhydramine has recently been understood to potentially contribute to Alzheimer's/dementia so you may or may not lose your mind when you hit 75+ years old.

https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/common-anticholinergic-drugs-like-benadryl-linked-to-increased-dementia-risk-20150128812

Also, don't use it to get high unless you want to start seeing millions of spiders crawling on your walls, hearing things and other shit. Deliriants will give you the most fucked up hallucinogenic experience. It is not a good time.
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No.163976
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ITS SO COLD!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1(;´Д`)
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No.163977
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good :biggrin:
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No.163979
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>>163977
:closed-eyes2:
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No.164067
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It is but I love the cold. Winter is the best. The days are short so it's darker out, when it snows the outdoors sounds a lot calmer and it looks pretty. I am just waiting for new winter boots to arrive and then I will start walking around more.
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No.163937
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TEST
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No.164002
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testing in a test thread! :hokke:
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No.164054
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No.164057
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teest
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No.164058
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testicles
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No.163405
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What are YOU thankful for, Heyuri?
I'm thankful for some Russian guy who had this image as his profile pic :xd:
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No.163414
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I am thankful for kaguya-sama for running heyuri.net
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No.163415
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thanks to god for giving me a big dick and handsome face
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No.163416
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You, Anon. I’m thankful for you.
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No.163609
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>>163416
aww
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No.164056
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im thankful for mr hands so i have something to fap to
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No.163601
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Yo, what's up? :hokke:
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No.163603
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It would appear to be teh file name :nyaoo2:
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No.163607
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reading vn rn :nagato:
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>>163607
which?:happy:
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No.164055
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my peanits :nyaoo:
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