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teh panda wants rossi as much as i do! :nosebleed:
added mods 2 get school swimsuit! :biggrin:
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original design is better tho :x3:
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neat
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:iyahoo:

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i set up a blind date for you (´ー`)
its with.... Iruyeh-tan!
Last thread was pretty nice so I'll just let you two lovebirds alone while i go to sleep

I'm sure this thread will be full of love and niceness by the time i wake up ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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i have a confession... i fucked heyuri-tan
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>>179295
she is responsible for all evil on the internet. in my opinion she should be portrayed as a fat bitch
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Ah... uhm.. (;´Д`)

i like... uhm... fishin (´人`) you a fisher, iruyeh?
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i cant believe this... after the last thread i thought most heyurizen were on good terms with iruyeh-tan. Why so little niceness!? ヽ(`Д´)ノ
>>179389
yes! that's what im talking about!
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>>179399
ye don't fish...? bloody hell milady, you aven't lived yet (;´Д`)
i shall teach ye the ways of the water, tis a world to discover ヽ(´ー`)ノ but first im fukken hungry. what would you like?

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JC underwear for only $35?!:sweat:
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You can get that for free if you go to a ghetto apartment complex. Little spic girls run around bare-ass and leave their pee tattered pantsu on the ground next to stinky garbage bags and chewed up barbie dolls
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>>179369
You describe it as if you just saw that this morning. :dark:
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>>179392
how else do you think he got his pee tattered pantsu?
>>179369
i remember someone on /b/ posting about how easy it was for him to get pantsu in a similar if not exactly the same scenario as this (^^;ワラ
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>>179369
you can save them
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>>179392
I worked pizza delivery in a bad area and he is telling the truth. You get to see some fine spectacles in Section 8 (・∀・)
But for every one of those you would see/hear two others being beaten by their nigger dads so you win some you lose some (・∀・)

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(・∀・)
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Haha wow, you're a pervert. :biggrin:
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i should trim "race" as all teh non-exicting girl will race for my PENIS.
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what style should i go with for a really, really small PENIS? the balls are small too.

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🇹🇷 The tomb of Pir Esad Sultan (known as"Kitten Sheikh"), a 13th-century Seljuk Sheikh in Konya, Türkiye, famous for his love of cats. The smaller tomb beside his is for his beloved cat.
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>>179258
kitties
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>famous for his love of cats
he and I would have been good friends
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>>179258
catlovers are good and all, but the real question here is WHY of all things, are u a TURK? u know u dont have to be a turk right? u can be anything. anything at all in the whole world.

yet, u chose to be a turk :)

curious!
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>>179302
anon, being a turk is not a choice...

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I have become FAT (´¬`)
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YOU ATE MY COMMENT YOU FATFUCK!
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sorry... mmnomnchomp.. (´¬`)
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i am hungry but 2 lazy 2 maek food since i've no energy since i have not eaten. teh sturggle. someone, force feed me chocolate.
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I get hungry every time I masturbate (´¬`)

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There's a chance Iran activates all their US sleeperagents today. This could be your last day on Earth if you're American, and you don't have a cameljockey-proof bunker.
If you've ever been afraid to do something, now's your last chance. If you ever thought you'd get in trouble for posting CP on heyuri, well now it doesn't matter! No consequences!
Run around in the streets, pee on toddlers, roundhouse kick a poodle! Nothing matters bwahahaha!
But if you decide to do anything funny like that, film it for the non-muricans on heyuri. :xd:
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>>179360
every day there's a 0.00000091111 chance a raccoon puts a claw in your butt and hypnotizes you to yodel turkmenian love songs whilst juggling polar bear ballsacks with your teeth
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this will be our everyday soon! Nyu~ Iran Neko Combant with lazer eyes, Nyu!~
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>>179366
that mekara beam looks like a fart, nyo
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>>179361
your ghey little hammer doesn't scare me anymore. (・∀・)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) banhammer

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>>179388
This anon was murdered by iranian sleeper weasels shortly after his b&hamma

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FIN.
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Beautiful.
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where can i buy these
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QUADRUPLE KILL
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what a waste of lolimanco
this is what was wasted!
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Those newborns don't look dead to me .. maybe you can eat them next? :drool:

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did u know stalin was into roris? :x3:
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they dont care about my cold exterior!
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he could have doned better
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>>178787
boned*
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>>178779
i tought he was gay :dizzy:

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arcade rhythm games are very accessible
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i do think its pretty cool to own one, but i am afraid i would get bored of the game.
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>>179341
if you get a machine like this, it better be your forever game
something that you are going to play regularly forever, even if it's only for like 10 minutes a day

IIDX would be for me, but you are basically saying you are willing to permanently commit this much space to this one game.
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>>179318
a friend just bough a popn cab and then literally couldnt fit it inside their house
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if i drop a paypal will someone help me with this?
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>>179349
im a cute girl btw pls give me money

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i bet teh next poster will be a virgin.
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NO U
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I'm a virgin. I can't talk with women at all, and I suppose most Heyurizens are the same. That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if there are Heyurizens who can talk with women, as long as that's all they are capable of and they are still virgins at the end of the day. Because to not be a virgin means having SEX with a girl. Having SEX, that is getting naked in front of a girl, her to not just scream and run away but get naked herself too, and you to insert your PENIS in her VAGINA! That simply doesn't sound realistic, the life isn't a porn movie. Unless you raped a girl, in that case I can understand not being a virgin but then you probably wouldn't have enough time to post on Heyuri before getting v&.
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some faggot sucked my PENIS in a bathroom once :biggrin:
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>>179328
how did you do it? Didnt you break your own neck while doing it? :lolico:

(;゚∀゚)
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*I stretches me hand out all TwT;; like as teh employdmentz demons drag meh 2 work*

Save me heyuriannnnn~ wehhhhhh
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>>179268
y-you just wrote similar to mmmee! BAAKA!~ ++++ you also want 2 be sick! IMPOSTER!

Yeah... if i only could work less. I dont care about having extra cash, i just want a life with energy and 2 be happy.
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>> y-you just wrote similar to mmmee! BAAKA!~ ++++ you also want 2 be sick! IMPOSTER!
Hee... cute... *givs u headpat*

>> dont care about having extra cash, i just want a life with energy and 2 be happy
Saaaaameeeee idk why having a job makes me dead by the end of my shift
Ngl after I pay off some bills I plan to quit my job, lol anon-chan, lets make a podcast together about our ideal neet fantasy and make a bazillions of dollar LOL
(If only it was that easy... XD)
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>>179286
It occurs to me its a contradiction to say "I dont care about money, lets go get money" LOL but truly if you have enough money you never have to think about it, so...
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>Hee... cute... *givs u headpat*
...*blush*
FINE, i will let you.. p-pat me! ONCE!

I woke up craazzzy earliy, 05,20~ to send an email i was sick. It seems more legit that way. Now i am tierd for real! :x3:

lol, podcast,
"i don't want to work"
"ME EITHER~"
tHATS ALL FOLKZ, cya in next ep!
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i've NEVAR worked


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