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No.151599 [Reply]
we'll be playing today in about 8 hours from now at 15:00 UTC. It'll be held at the gikopoi instance on https://townhall.heyuri.lol/

if ur opponent doesn't show up (which isn't unlikely) then you win that round by default.

if you forgot about it, well so did i until a few hours ago! :sweat2:
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No.151607
im playing against a moonrune guy :nyaoo2:
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No.151617
>>151599
I'm gonna lose :closed-eyes:
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No.151621
>>151599
Where is it being held?
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No.151622
>>151621
here: https://townhall.heyuri.lol/
it's a web game called gikopoi, which has a chess feature
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No.151603 [Reply]
I remember when this guy was all over the internet
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No.151616
i used to be very into that horror fiction stuffz :sweat2:
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No.151618
Y-yeah, just on the i-internet. R-right :unsure:
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No.151620
i was actually terrified of him because I thought he was real, spent many sleepless nights
I started reading creepypastas because of slenderman but most were trash
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No.151587 [Reply]
How do you think your family would feel if they found out you were a lolicon? Would some members of your family react stronger than others?
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No.151602
I am not very sure... Maybe they would be happy there's still a chance for their lineage to survive, and try to organize an arranged marriage with a child bride from the village :nyaoo:
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No.151605
they know and just ignore it
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No.151613
im sure my dad would kill me :dark:
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nobody can dictate what I should fap :angry:
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No.151619
the most realistic thing that I think could happen is everyone silently hating me, not talking to me, abandoning me to my fate, etc...
also both of my sisters, my aunt and a few cousins expressed delight when talking about torturing/executing lolicons 🏄‍♂️
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No.151579 [Reply]
Breen-sama :nosebleed::nosebleed::nosebleed::nosebleed:
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No.151584
breed-sama (´￢`)
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No.151612
Welcome,
Welcome to Heyuri dot net.
you have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of the finest remaining on-line imageboards.
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Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you. Problem?
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No.151593 [Reply]
trust not his lies, i tell you!
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he's a 30 year old virgin...
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No.151611
how could those captivating eyes lie to me?
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No.151523 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.151543
which color on the pride flag is for froggysexuals
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No.151551
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>which color on the pride flag is for froggysexuals
i found a flag for putata freakz hihihu :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.151555
>>151551
that is a lot of colors. :dizzy:
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No.151563
>>151523
You have a nice sack.

>>151540
And an even nicer coin purse. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.151610
>You have a nice sack.
>>>151540
>And an even nicer coin purse.
thanks! <3
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No.151290 [Reply]
The UK has passed a law requiring age verification for porn sites. It's expected for similar measures to be applied in the UE and the United States.

To me, this is the clear start of a slippery slope of internet regulation, surveilance and censorhip. I think it's time to show clear resistance to at least make sure safe havens always exist
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:xd:
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No.151564
>77ff9a4f-6b4a-41fa-9cc5-ecff6521cfd6.jpg
I LOL'd
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No.151567
>77ff9a4f-6b4a-41fa-9cc5-ecff6521cfd6.jpg
that is exactly what i expected to happen... i still LOL'd at it being garry's mod, though
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>>151562
I wonder if a gaping ANUS or PENIS with googly eyes would work
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No.151609
>I wonder if a gaping ANUS or PENIS with googly eyes would work
is that...the 3 eyed eel?!
*faints* 😳
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No.151601 [Reply]
:xd:
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No.151606
HOT
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No.151608
jeszcze jak =w=
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No.151596 [Reply]
saturday means faturday~
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No.151597
POSTING IN A FAT THREAD
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No.151598
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hachis imouto~ feeding us :blush:
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No.151517 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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chiyo got accepted to stanford

she tragically was murdered, raped and 40$ was stolen from her body before the end of her first semester by a 55 year old fentanyl junkie
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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:3
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No.151569
>really_really_fat_konata_neko.gif
she's not fat, she's just wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
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No.151589
oink~
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No.151583 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.151585
Baleet teh Rule 8 on ur site plzkthx
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No.151586
If they add rule 8, then it will just be another heyuri. If they don't add rule 8, then it will just be another dead imageboard filled with garbage.

I propose you add a lighter version of rule 8. Ban all the most notoriously shit memes that are popular, ban culture war faggotry, but otherwise let people post whatever they want.
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No.151572 [Reply]
Wrestling is and has always been a REAL sport, just like boxing or football. Change my mind, if you dare!
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No.151574
wrestling is about as real as basketball
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No.151575
wrestling is about as real as apples
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No.151577
ballet for men
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No.151578
it's cool as hell, it's not like they're not risking life and limb in the ring
but it ain't a sport, unless you're willing to state that boxing and football are predetermined (which may even be true in some cases, but not as a general rule like in pro wrestling)

>>151577
ballet is ballet for men lol, those guys need to be strong as shit while also looking like they're dainty feathers

wrestling is wrestling
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No.151535 [Reply]
Hello, my friends. It's the 1st of the new month, which means it's time to check on my Imouto's barf.
The color of the puke is a lot darker now, and the smell is much more pungent. It's kind of a foresty, wooden smell. I think Osaka may have melted in the brew a bit, because I'm seeing little bits of color in the vomit that weren't there before. That could explain the smell change too. さあ～ :sweat2:
Aside from that, the tummy juice has been preserved well. I had a wank with it before I put it back in its clandestine hidey spot, but I haven't touched it in a while before today.
Sometimes I think about all the imouto's who flush their pukes down the toilet, or toss it away for the garbage men to collect. All that vomit turns into some animal's lunch, becomes sewer sludge, or it plain old gets incinerated. Life can be so cruel. I'm glad this bit of barf was not wasted. :happy:
Have a fine day, /b/.
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No.151554
>I think Osaka may have melted in the brew a bit
Can you use a steel fork to turn her over? I wanna see if her face is part vomit :xd:
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what am i witnessing
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No.151560
>>151559
>what am i witnessing
If only you knew how bad things really are
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No.151568
Has anyone else in your family found out or suspected anything? It's been more than a month since your first post at this point.
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No.151576
>what am i witnessing
history
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No.151063 [Reply]
I am a wizard, ask of me a question and, by the wisdom of the ancients, I shall divine an answer using my magic cards. Or post ye a picture of your palm, and I shall tell your future thereby. ( ´ω`)

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>>151231
Sorry it took me so long to get to your reading. :sweat2: All cards point to calamity and loss. :sweat:
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No.151467
can i have $30k?
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No.151469
>>151467
Brother, I spend all my money on Jamal's magic herbs and powders. They are necessary to maintain my manna.
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No.151473
>>151469
i think you should consult the cards about this
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No.151565
:tacgnol:HEYURI /X/ BOARD WHEN????????:angry::longcat:
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No.151140 [Reply]
I've been thinking about hachikuji's PENIS ever since he posted it, or was that anonwaha? I bet they're both nice, and maybe I'll get to them one day. :love:
I swear I had the image saved but I can't find it.

Your fortune: You have cancer

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>>151202
For teh HTPDb (Heyuri Tripfag PENIS Database) of course. Plus this is /b/ and I can post whatever teh fuck I want so long as it doesn't violate teh global rules. :biggrin:

>>151205
Cool, I'll erect my antenna at 10 pm EST, looking forward to hearing from you brother.

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>>151207
is half of heyuri doing electrical engineering?
on that minecraft server related to heyuri there were 3 people online and all of us were doing electrical engineering when i got them to admit
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No.151255
>>151206
sounds like you're subtly begging for dick pics to me
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No.151512
>>151140
I have this umbrella
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No.151561
>>151512
no you don't. prove it.
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