I played counter strike and uhhhhhh

>>164566
Not a Strike series game specifically, but I had a lot of those "drive a helicopter until the level is finished and bomb everything in your way" games. They were very good

I've dabbled with them but never properly played them. Which do you recommend?

what the fuck is that

>>164555
If you weren't a faggot you'd have recommended AdNauseam (https://adnauseam.io/)

But I know all about ad-blockers, I'm just really weirded out about these ads

>>164571
....C-COLONEL SANDERS-SAN?

WTF is that site meant to be?

>>164580
The videos are worse. Way worse.

life is fine if you dont pay attention to the shit outside. i havent even read the news in weeks

I miss my wife and her tight pussy

>>164564
I miss your wife and her tight pussy

>>164561
so deep

the past was objectively bettar (especially the internet - which i assume is what heyurians miss the most), but there's no going back to it. there isn't much to do other than accept that you're stuck in the present and try to make the most of it. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

>>164563
yeah - avoid as much of the current cancer as possible, like ""social media"", and all the stupid news and political stupidity designed to make you miserable.

the life of the ignorant is the life of the happy （・ω・）

u could ram your head into the wall as hard and fast as possible and hope it gives you amnesia

ive been in bed all day too

"I'll reply to this thread later"

i am so lazy that i sleep every day!

>>164480
the hour or two it takes her throat discomfort from stomach acid to subside pales in comparison to how many hours of discomfort mangaka endure while making a doujin

>>164482
Perhaps you're right..!

I used but 3d is gross to me now so I onyl fap to 2D only

depends on the respective content of either dimension

>>164445
I masturbate to either mmd, sfm, chaturbate archives, or women being milked

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>164500
ok. now draw him pregnant.

>>164500
LOL

>>164500
WINRAR

>>164494
Great p0nz

How dare you impersonate me!

I know that you're using firefox anon expect me at night I hope that you're below 12 yo

>>164567
but this website is +18

（ ´,_ゝ`） Please stop talking about this...

>>164471
>Please stop talking about this...
>（ ´,_ゝ`）
why are you saying that with such a smug attitude...? oh, you actually mean "plz keep talking about infant mankos"?? got it!

>>164476
thats a slightly tired and disgruntled face, not smug

>>164368
I've always masturbated with my left hand since I remember, although I'm right handed. I just feel more control over my PENIS with my left hand

>>164512
it's literally the smug kaomoji LOL
nice try, i guess. （ ´,_ゝ`）

1. Fuck wife
2. Fuck myself
3. Fuck his dog
4. Fuck you
5. Fuck his boss
6. Fuck his neighboor
7. Fuck his relatives 3 generations removed
8. Fuck his hamster
9. Fuck his computer
10. Fuck himself

>>164540
>4. Fuck you
OI! FUCK YOU, BUDDY!

Get boner pills and gun, kill evil bitch wife, go outside, find loli, rape loli, feel nothing because of 80 year old circumcised PENIS, be too exhausted to do anything else, kill self. Hopefully my soul will go back to my body when he dies so I can enjoy the inheritance.

>>164560
We all will go to Sheol so there's no coming back to your body ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

Your fortune: Good luck

i love suiseitou!!!!!!!!!(;´Д`)

>>164549
(;´Д`)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11

I still have a VCR.

My old fat GBA every time the power goes out. A couple modern AA batteries will keep it on 24/7 for a few days, including the worm light. Every jpg I try to upload of it says "unsupported image".
https://images.nintendolife.com/465851c846d39/gba-worm-light.large.jpg

>>164214
My Soviet era Romainian army folding entrenchment tool.
Likely from the 70s or 80s.
Pic isn't mine but I cant be fucked to take a photo of it.

>>164495
same

>>164214
i use a dmg semi regularly for music. but realistically the answer is probably screws or levers or incline planes...

You need to drink some energy drinks so the rest of your body will catch up

Take as much as time as you need to process that she's passed on and liek Bishopu said, try to reach out to other people in the meantime so that you're not alone. Much as that may be difficult to do. The last time I lost a loved one was when I was so young I couldn't understand it properly. If it's any consolation, I can't remember much about my grandma from as a child, but you as an adult can remember much more about your girlfriend. Try to think of those memories you created together in stride, not in grief.

My advice?

I also was a somewhat loner type guy, until I fell in love with an absolutely perfect girl. I mean, I know I don't have love goggles on, she was genuinely perfect. She was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen, she was funny, she was smart, we shared the same interests, and she loved me back. I was totally obsessed with her for a long time, I thought about her every day

I don't want to include too many private details, but in short, her family didn't approve of our relationship, and they stopped her from seeing me as often. We still communicated in secret, but our constant absence from eachother slowly weakened things, until eventually, after almost 2 years of this constrained situation, she had a nervous breakdown (due to the stress of her life, and other things unrelated to me), after which, she had become so hysterical, that she lost her mind, and became a mental idiot, as well as losing her warmth towards me and her family. What has happened to her now... heaven only knows.

This was extremely upsetting to me, and plunged me into a depression. I decided to cope with it by abandoning 3D girls once more, since no new girlfriend (if I could even manage to get one) would compare to her perfectness. I eventually settled and got used to this more lonesome lifestyle. I don't think theres any tips, you just get used to it.

you needn't ever part with her if you can recover her body and keep it

in seriousness i'd probably snap if that happened to me, so at least you're still sane ^^;

It's not like I chose to like being alone
Since you're asking, my crappy suggestions are
- Drown yourself in booze for a little while if it elevates your mood
- Remove anything reminiscent of her including mementos/pictures, condition yourself to not think about her
- Read romantic eroge where you can feel love towards a 2D girl instead

all you can really do is let time flow. its not exactly the same thing but my best friend killed himself 10 years ago, its still hard sometimes but nowadays i think about the happy times more than the sad ones. i still miss him of course but it is easier now and i dont let it ruin my life in the way it did when i was younger. good luck anon, i hope things improve for you

hai desu!

>>164533
ok LOL

If I'm dying anyways I'd prefer to go during a nakadashi, it makes ur soul transfer to your child ( ´ω`)

>>164533
god i wish that were me

pi piru piru piru pi piru piiiii

Waha haet brony

>>164446
The tides are turning. Heyuri's own /mlp/ is inevitable

>>164448
an /emo/ board seems more inevitable...
cheer up emo kidz!!!1

>>164295
i liek robots ^_^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXI0l3yqBrA

>>164295
Forgot to post this earlier because I'm stupid. Some of his longer (multiple hours) stories are really good if you like spooky stories
https://www.youtube.com/@Chasseur