https://youtu.be/vh_FHVAE0P0

This is my favorite Luka ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

fat, bald & hairy liek me ヽ(´∇`)ノ

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

the one on the right

but the toilet is the most boring place to shit, do try to be more creative next time OP!

>>164924
>>164954
10/10

>>164954
i really really really love this image

>>164924
amazing

>>164954
where did you find this?!

CORRECT RESOLUTION

Bigger is better, so yours is incorrect

this post inspired me to go eat cake btw. BRB
will post pics

>>165017
Will this heyurizen post pictures of his cake before or after it enters his body?? The bets are on!

>>164645
heyurians are depressed recently

no grief and depression its just annoying i cant live normally because of this
and i thought some of you can relate

Yeah, like others have said, avoid everything new (at risk of becoming insular, if you care about that), try to hold on to what you can and move forward in spite of it all. Its an unfortunate thing, but Time does not seem to care for our feelings.

Slight tangent, but I dont know why some people take it upon themselves (even on this site, we've had a couple threads like these before) to try and convince people who have a longing for the past that things weren't that good, that they're looking at things like the old internet through rose tinted glasses, etc. Which is just funny to read on heyuri, I thought trying to bring back aspects of the old internet back one of the reasons behind this site's existence.

I think its important to have these threads once in a while because it reminds us of how good things were, and to give us sort of a goal to aim for, you know, like that one quote some might have seen on a poster in their elementary school classroom: "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars!".

Yeah, I suppose it can get old, this longing for the past stuff, and maybe having a direct return to the old internet to then have things stagnate there might turn out to be really boring, but to try and say that things weren't better then than they are now is just a complete lie.

Personally, I think things like that are part of a grand psyop to get you to accept the shittyness of today's world. But I am prone to paranoia and schizotypal thinking, so... grain of salt.

>>165020
>Slight tangent, but I dont know why some people take it upon themselves (even on this site, we've had a couple threads like these before) to try and convince people who have a longing for the past that things weren't that good, that they're looking at things like the old internet through rose tinted glasses, etc.
I don't know if this is true, but it's like they keep insisting that there "needs" to be a "trade-off" between the amazing communities of the past with horrible internet speeds and file capacities, and the horrible people in the present with lightning fast connections and huge storage sizes. Why must there be?! Why can't you have the cool forums of old with the amazing servers of today?

>Personally, I think things like that are part of a grand psyop to get you to accept the shittyness of today's world.
An even worse idea is that there is no psyop because there is no one planning or controlling this. That everyone mocking you for ""nostalgia"" isn't being paid off by a grand conspiracy, and that there are people on the internet that genuinely believe this and are willing to spend time and energy to make sure you buy into it as well.

>>165020
>>165025
>they keep insisting that there "needs" to be a "trade-off" between the amazing communities of the past with horrible internet speeds and file capacities, and the horrible people in the present with lightning fast connections
I'm one of the anons that said something like that in a previous thread, and I was simply comparing the past to the present, not saying we can't have both now. I remember someone else saying they would actually take a one way trip in a time machine to the past if they could. Remembering the bad things about the past helps you enjoy the present more, and all the time spent complaining about how much better communities were back then could instead be spent posting fun things here.

>>164744
why would anyone not like the /l/ol board?

>>164700
Not the anon, but you CAN turn on "persistent quick reply" if that helps.

>>164961
Faganon did nothing wrong

(USER WAS SENT TO HELL FOR THIS POST!!!!)

faganon is one of the patron saints of iruyeh... insulting him is very taboo over there!

springCOCKED

>>165002
i only like the first 4 games. and fnaf world also

>>164659
Glory to the Heyuri Liberation Front!!

i for one welcome people like us being ostracized, criticised, and looked at with disgust. Take video games, which were at one point viewed with similar attitudes by society. Now, video games are accepted by society, which has arguably done more damage to video gaming culture than had it been shunned further (and it hasnt helped society either)

>>164953
More proof westerners can't draw cute girls

loli evolved in teh reverse direction, from being acceptable to being outlawed. 3D magz were legally sold in Europe and Japan at some point, now 2D would get you in trouble in Europe and it was once challenged in Japan

Most of the current day lolicon would probably be happy in 70s where they could just buy magazines from convenience stores, as it's not like there are many ways loli pr0nz can even be presented unlike video games in the first place

Besides, loli being totally acceptable would definitely help the wider society, or at least, the collapsing birth rates. I can personally guarantee the latter

>>165011
but annemarie is cute!

>>164895
im only 168cm

>>164898
LOL you replied for me. I'm actually 169. I used to haet being a midget but now I think it's pretty comfy

>>164901
Isn't 169 somewhat tall for a girl?
I'm assuming you're a girl cause you talked about your breast. Unless you're so fat you have man boobs.

>>164906
I'm not whoever mentioned boobs. I'm an ossan and my issue was an early stage beer gut. Maybe I could have been 170-175 if I didn't refuse to eat as a child but who knows.

Move to a cold place
you need more calories simply to sustain yourself in the cold since your body needs to burn fuel to keep itself worm
Arctic Circle Diet... someone should make this a fad diet and create a whole camp system out of this

just... dont have anyone die of hypothermia

>>164959
1 no she isn't a predictive algorythm she is a voice bank
2 she was never alive
3 no but her voice is based on one
4i am sure there are mikubot out there
5 she is featured in numerous anime
6 because she is not real
7 yes
8 yes she was created in japan by japanese people and is centered around vocalizing japanese words
9 no hatsune miku doesn't fap
10 a person married hatsune miku

>>164963
>a person married hatsune miku
many have

>>164963
the sega fap joke is a thing outside italy?

Why does that Google logo have Flandre's wing?

>>164967
nah, pretty sure that guy is italian

thats one way to gain muscles

>>164445
I masturbate to either mmd, sfm, chaturbate archives, or women being milked

I haven't fapped to 3D, or at least went on a regular porn site in years now, it just feels gross to me now. And real women don't turn me on

3d is too scary bc i have to think about the lives of then women in it

3d is unethical

3D porn production: people enjoying having sex and getting paid for it
2D porn production: the sweat and blood of artists who wish they were having sex instead of sitting at a desk

this game was meant to be played WHILE on an LSD trip. you're simply doing it wrong.

>>164914
Is that so? I believe the guy was enchanted by how surreal it can be and simply got inspired and poured this love into a game. I pronounce it a kusoge though

I would not play it while tripping, way too unsettling, unless you specifically seek a psychotic episode but that is not healthy and I do not recommend it, all mental suffering in my entire life combined would not compare to one hour of fear and psychosis earlier this month

I think that playing this game instead of truly enjoying that state is lamer in comparison because wall behind the monitor is melting like an iceberg and about to fall like berlin wall, or looking at my greasy keyboard because fingerprints on the keys seem to zoom in infinitely like a microscope/minecraft dropper, my hand is constantly gaining and losing wrinkles, light of my mouse felt like a bar code scanner or a whole sea beacon if I looked at it from a distance

Honestly it is quite hard to even tap the right keys while you are one foot in Narnia and second foot in reality, it would be hard to play this game, I would get frustrated and spin shapes inside my head while drooling face to desk instead because it is more fun
Stars during night can be spun like figdet spinners by the way, it is so fun because they spin just for me because I kindly asked them to spin, and they sprinkle you with cosmic love while doing so too and if you wait until sunrise you can observe 5 suns rising at the same time

I enjoy it because I love wasting my time in front of my computer ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>164914
played this game tripping off 2 bottles of delsym and had a blast. the walking sound effects made it for me. WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

>>164987
what did you call me?!

Most of the prostitutes in my country do anal-only, I thought it would be really hot to ejaculate inside an older girl's butt, but then I thought about just how many STDs you can get from anal sex EVEN while wearing a condom, and an image of genital herpes is displayed in my head. And then I want to vomit.

>>164990
thats why i think its gross..you can get so many infections and get anal rips

Yotsuba's ANUS doesn't have any STDs! Use Yotsuba instead of some nasty prostitutes!

>>164994
I read somewhere that apparently all you need to contract some types of STDs is just skin contact from a pubic area, your balls could hit a girls ass and you'd get some disease, let alone pumping a butthole, so it's hard for me to justify risking anything but safe VAGINAl sex

you had a PENIS in your ANUS?

>a Male Female
you mean she has a PENIS?