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hyjukuhyhjujjnnjmu
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Greetings,
I write this letter today to inform you that there have been some issues with the shipping of your package (11 inch dildo): unfortunately our driver was caught posting greentext and throwing his own feces at Kaguya's house and has, therefore, been arrested. Unfortunately your package will be delayed, but we guarantee that it will be shipped to your abode within 5 business days, we sincerely apologize for the inconvenience

Regards,
Heyuri Shipping Service
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how do i make my parents stop trying to force me to go to university????/ (;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
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>>167024
research market, waste a few days on it, and decide whether it is realistic you make it until the end, i cant know what you might be interested in :dizzy:
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>>167011
You can come live with me instead (・∀・)
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theres only one way…

KILL THEM!!:angry:
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>>167011
>how do i make my parents stop trying to force me to go to university????
you have parents who are rich enough to fund your college? if not go join the military. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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the military is only for homos, be a NEET or a career criminal instead

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It's around that time of the year... again :nyaoo:
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>>167028
sorry :emo:

but... really... its faggy... :cool:
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>>167016
that's y i took mine in teh darkness :ph34r:
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>>167027
you know some people like to be able see their keyboard when typing in the dark :closed-eyes:
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>>167035
then turn on a light. using screens in the dark is super bad for your eyes...
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>>167036
I've been watching screens in the dark all my life and my eyes are fine, what's supposed to happen? Eye cancer?

Is anyone willing to part ways with their brain? I need one please.
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i already lost mine, s0z
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u can have mien! i dont need it anyway:biggrin:
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i'm not giving it away but you can rent it
20 bucks per hour, i think it's pretty fair

are boys with small PENISes girls?
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they are shotas
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Post your power level!!!
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>>167070
aw hell naw

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i have a gap in my teeth, its actually not too big, but i cant decide if i should get braces or keep it as is,,..

so ill let /b/ decide :biggrin:
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tooth gaps are cute in women but ugly in men
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braces is moe.
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>>167051
give me a break. :glare1:
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Would you drink a cute girls cerebrospinal fluids?
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an alien made this thread
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>>167052
god I wish (´¬`)
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would you eat locusts?

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Just finished watching this. It's fucking great
If you're interested in actual adult animation then check this. Of course, there's no guarantee you're going to like it 'cause it's very weird and conceptual to some extent
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i saw this back in the day. A knew a guy who insisted that Ghost in the Shell was copying this lol
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>>167057
You watched it as it aired or...? :nyaoo2:

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happy boxing day
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CUBE SEX!
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the babies inside are piloting them
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>>167037
I've seen this movie before :glare:

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I'm watching this documentary about some otaku circle working on a Sister Princess doujinshi circa 2003 right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp-CodRkaqk
(there is a p2 too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHCURBYeu54 )

It's kewl, shows a bit around their circle's room (that they are renting just for their circle of I think 3 years) with many sispri merch, also they are talking about browsing similar otaku websites on the internet :biggrin:
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guri guri!

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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I got a cool christmas story to share, /b/.
So I was at my crappy job stocking da shelves today, and this cute little 4 foot asian girl gets in my way to get a yogurt, and bumps into me in the process. She bows and says "s-sorry!" and I awkwardly say "it's your g-finnnee!", and she runs away with her yogurt.
If that wasn't cute enough, two minutes later she came back over to me and said "please have this bracelet", and she proceeded to hand me pic related. My heart instantly melted.
The bracelet smells so good, /b/. It smells like sweet pussy juice burning eternally in the warmest incense pit in a comfy log cabin on a cool Winter's night. It's my only present, and I'm cherishing it for the rest of my life. :happy:
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>>166904
get that shit off your keyboard :sweat:
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>>166904
Now put it away in a drawer and show it again next year :waha:
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this really looks like something with bad voodoo attached to it. now that youve done something as perverted as cum on it, expect the spirit that is attached to it to kill you in a horrible way
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:nyaoo2:

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Merry Christmas from nashikouen (revive nashi)
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>>166994
yes it can. maybe it lost the original bunch but we can find more. i would post 10x as much now
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*jiiiiiiiiiiiii*
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/r/ing airstriek on our location NAO NAO NAO
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A very merry Christmas to my brothers in Christ.🎄🎁
A happy Hanukah to the Jewish anons if we have any. 💰
And a happy Kwanzaa to my niggas. :nigra:
:xp::xp::xp:
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happy holocaust :biggrin:
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I can't believe you wished a happy Christmas to the Jews before us Muslims, I thought we were bros :cry:
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>>166949
You fellas at least believe He is a respected prophet, so you're cool ヽ(´∇`)ノ
But you guys (traditionally) don't celebrate anything on Christmas so I don't know what to say (;´Д`)
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>>166949
Yeah what he said, I know what Eid is but I don't know of any Muslim celebrations this time of year. Sorry anon.

>>166891
And I didn't know what this is.
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if muslims and jews can't eat ham for xmas, what do they eat?

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What would you do if every online server exploded at once and all internet services went down permanently(;´Д`)
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>>166963
stupid ass watermark. damn good thighjob though. god i love clothed asses
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Thx... that's fukken hawt :nosebleed:
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>>166964
I recognize their twtr and this is hawt, but who is that super mysterious man getting the thighjobs
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Aside from having lots stored on drives, I also collect physical books of an erotic and pornographic nature, so even if the power grid goes down too I'd still be covered there. Then it's only a question of if I can learn to spam DESU using smoke signals. ( ´ω`)
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>>166964
Holy fucking win


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