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heyuri Istanbul hamam meetup ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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so are turkish baths like a mecca for anal sex in general or just gay anal sex? :huh:
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>>174656
idk but from what I understand, in North America bath houses exist solely for gay sex.

also this board is so fuckin' gay lately, not that I'm complaining or anything, I've just never seen this much faggotry on here before. people were proposing a shota board, but why not just a gay board in general? you could post shota, yaoi, selfies, ERP, arrange IRL hookups and orgies, whatever. and the fu/j/oshi could watch on with flustered red cheeks. :blush:
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>>174671
I want this :blush:
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>>174671
i think /j/, which is already a desolate board, should be officially expanded to include homosexuals. there are far more homosexuals on heyuri than girls
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The board that became /j/ was conceived and created as a BL/yaoi board... the girly topic stuff was just tacked on last minute XD

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His personality and tastes line up with the average Heyuri user. He was a carefree anything-goes guy who loved to have fun and be debauched, and he liked joking about it too.

Plus, he was known to browse imageboards
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is this thing on
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>>174680
Yo! Big Jeff, the hell happened to your lip?

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Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be on Heyuri soon
I gotta LOL before the day begins
Before my mother starts worrying about me not having friends
About to post and damn near went blind
Young anons on /b/ throwing up gang signs
Looked through my folders, and posted some loli
Saged the thread while calling out their folly
Broke the rules, and the mods did see
Just as I thought they tried to ban me
Jumped on the VPN, and changed my IP
I got them in every muthafuckin' country
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woke up n' there aint no sun,
shiet mama dont wake me no more,
fuck nigga i open heyuri,
SHIT THEY'RE POSTING CP,
blow that nigga away like nothin,
THEY'RE BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
mofuckah they got no life,
...like me. ;_;
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>>174670
you summoned me :hokke:
nice rhymes nigga
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Now what you read is not a test, I'm fapping like a NEET
And me, kaguya, and my friends are gonna try to turn you l33t

You see, I - am - Anonymous and I'd like to say hello
To the /b/, to the /f/, the Chat and the TOWN, the wiki and giko
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>>174675
gold. i want a full version

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:tehegg:
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>>174663
did you fertilize teh egg? :biggrin:
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>>174664
Some Russian guy did that and it made some kind of homunculus freak. :worry:
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a future heyurizen :biggrin:
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I want Heyuri omelette (´π`)
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and these must be the virgin boy eggs I've heard about

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I FEEL SO ALIVE ヽ(´∇`)ノ
COME TAKE ME FROM BEHIND ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Those who consort with beasts .. :furious:

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Are there any Christian heyurians?
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i believe in kami-sama but i haven't read or listened to much of the bibel yet
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https://files.catbox.moe/e7pg67.mp3
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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Kaguya-chan, please open up a board for bible studies ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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I'm a heretic. 👿

Oh god I'm talking to a 14 year old boy online and he seems to really admire me... :blush: How do I resist? :worry: He's such a cutie... :dizzy:
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>>174620
i really like prince blueberry :blush:
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>>174633
for those who werent around for the time i mentioned, imagine a variation of this post every day for months on /q/ and /b/. it was bad ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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somebody post teh comic. i cant find it
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>>174636
i know which one ur talking about but im at work
the stick figure pondering "hmm which website is srs bsns enough for this topic?"
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>>174634
what was posted

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When im done masturbating i always feel disgusted with myself, and whenever im not horny i think masturbation is such a disgusting thing. Is there anyway i can stop thinking like this..? its really bothering.
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>>174650
enlighten me how a female gets a footjob, im curious. :sweat:
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>>174652
wtf my sister used to do this to me. THATS a footjob!? :sweat: LOL
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>>174653
footjob, for females!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>174650
that stuff isnt so bad. theres people out there who fap to worse. cut yourself some slack and be forgiving. our inner fantasies are a treasure to cherish, not to feel bad about. :happy:

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look at this NERD, reading BOOKS! (´∇`)σ
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I can't see the letters they are too small :cry:
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Only dorks know how to read, Heyurizens aren't dorks right? ( ´ω`)

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Alysa Liu was conceived via in-vitro fertilization (IVF) using her father Arthur Liu's sperm and an anonymous egg donor (who was Caucasian/white).
She was carried and born via gestational surrogacy (a surrogate mother with no genetic relation to her).
Her father, a single parent an extremely wealthy Chinese political immigrant, intentionally chose Caucasian egg donors for his five children (including Alysa and her siblings who are also coincidentally girls) to promote what he described as "benefiting" from a "diverse gene pool"

Arthur Liu is a single man who paid exorbitant amounts of money for the creation of multiple female children.

In the united states a person can pay for the full process of IVF with egg donation and gestational surrogacy as a single intended parent. This is fully legal in the state of california. And has occurred as early as 1990. The process is given the term assisted reproductive technology (ART). And has allowed for selection of genetic traits as well as gender.

There are no ethical obligations requiring clinics to provide or to refuse non-medical sex selection.


Base gestational surrogacy such as surrogate compensation, agency, legal document creation fees, insurance, expenses. Embryo creation, transfers, meds, monitoring. Egg donation compensation, agency, retrieval cycle, more legal fees for contract negotiations, psychological screening, travel, contingencies like lost wages or C-section bonuses for the surrogate, Runs $140,000–$350,000 per child based on average estimates.
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>And has allowed for selection of genetic traits as well as gender.
Fertile futa babies! Eternal shotas and lolis genetically engineered with a disorder that stops puberty!! A clone embryo with your genetic code, artificially treated with hormones in the womb and physically developing as the opposite sex!!! :astonish:

THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!
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>>174548
I would definitely marry girl-me! We could use heyuri together every day! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>174547
i second this, i dont know what people see in her. 😖
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>>174547
Because most Heyurizens have seen many loli, they see differently. :biggrin:
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science is amazing

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'An amendment tabled to parliament will make possessing fictional incest manga punishable up to 5 years in prison, both for holding or distributing.'
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>>174577
oi, that charactah looks a bit yung innit. incest is roight nonce type behave'ya innit, 'afta shut yer websoit down
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>174505
Sank you Anon-san. 🙇 I always wonder why there is so much brother/sister wincest in hentai, but comparatively little daddy-daughter hentai. Low birth rates mean that there are less daddies to fap to doujins? :unsure:

I also recommend this one: [Bizensiki Roroppu (Bizen)] Chichi + Musume + Sex = | Father + Daughter + Sex = [English] [head empty]
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A looot of stuff here. No six digits to help out? Just pasting on an nhentai url is way easier.
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>>174605
My apologies, 🙇‍♂️ here you go.

https://nhentai.net/g/491082/

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Dessert is ready! :onigiri:
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Can I bite her tits off, too? :biggrin:

i wish i was her
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Aren't these both girls? So which "her"?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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just break in and raep her
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this hachikuji yayoi fella really wants me to rape some gurls ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>174631
let's call them "gulls" :biggrin:

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anon I think you're the best!
yes I'm talking to YOU! not the other anons reading, but YOU in particular ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Osaka is mentally retarded. :biggrin:
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no anon, you are the best :biggrin:
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THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU.
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>>174614
>>174618
He wasn't talking about you, retards, he was talking about ME in particular (it's written in his post) :rolleyes:
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WTF, I thought he was talking about ME :angry:

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Punishment? Judgment from God? :cry:
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holy crap lois
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>>174592
punishment for eating at your desk like a retard :xd:
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>>174610
where else should you eat?
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>>174611
on the floor like all normal people? :glare1:
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i thought everyone ate off the toilet seat :unsure:


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