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It's around that time of the year... again :nyaoo:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I'm taosting Christmas with Muppets and cheap brandy
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It looks liek Mami doesn't want cake... maybe she doesn't want to ruin that ROCKIN body IDK I don't speak japanese ( ´ω`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Thousands of years ago into the future...
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"Shove it up your ass, maybe it'll taste better", came her grouchy fat neighbor's reply.
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"Hey Carl! Merry Christmas!" teh creature saideded while opening carls garage and mounting his mower.
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"Woah, Carl! Is dis wunna doughs crazy taiwanese sex robots they send in the mail?", a white milkshake probes as he enters scene.
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"Let's go explode some d-d-d-d-ducks.. ducks..ducks.."
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But superman says no :sad:

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Today I will play Yu-gi-oh ultimate masters. I have 6 deck options I shall allow you friends to choose my starter deck.
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What are teh options?
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>>166834
Dragons Roar
Zombie Madness
Blazing Destruction
Fury from the deep
Warrior's Triumph
Spellcaster's Judgment

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Hello fellow Heyurizens. I am pleased to announce that in one week, I will release a project I have been working on for a while: A AA-based Visual Novel about Heyuri! You can download it to your computer or run it in the web, for free. It has the core features of any other VN (although the flash medium has its limitations), and is pretty short, about 1 or 2 hours depending on your reading speed.

Merry Christmas, and I hope you enjoy my game next friday.

As (I) have limited experience, please accept my amateur work.


Title: A place called Heyuri
Length: Short (1-2hr)
Developer: Positive Element


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looks promising, ganbare! :biggrin:
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:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
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IS THIS WIN?!! INCOMING WIN?!!! (;゚Д゚)
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am i a romanceable character?
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i hope there's a pee section :biggrin:

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THE ATHEIST IS NO BETTER THAN A DOG!!!
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>>166633
honestly the civil war sparks the beginning of the subversion, i think.
british funded both southern separatists and abolitionists, mind you british were still salty about the revolution and believed america belonged to them.
britain was the hub of globalism in those times, and internationalists from britain thought they could still milk american resources by importing slaves and cultivating land in the south witch which the raw materials would be shipped to britain to be processed and sold back to america
Americans at the time saw this as exploitative, and whigs especially wanted to industrialize and use their own resources, which is why they initially opposed slavery, not because they felt bad for blacks but because international capitalists from britain were importing them to rape land of resources that would be sent to britain turned into clothes that americans would then pay for.
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Teh Lord giveth this earth Japan, thereby allowing the Japanese with their own free will to eventually create moe
Praise be :nyaoo-closedeyes: ☝
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>>166638
God created lolis, and lolis are angels. :kuma6:👼
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Guess I'll share some of my theology. The trinity makes perfect sense when you take some time to think about it. God created man in his own image. Man has 3 selves. The Flesh, The Conscious and the Sub Conscious. Thus reasonably it can be deduced that God would also have 3 selves. Jesus is God in the Flesh, God the Father is the Conscious and the Holy Spirit is the Sub Conscious.
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If you look at what comes out of the groin area you will also find a trinity of pee, poo and cum. Cum is obviously the holy spirit because it looks like ghosts and ectoplasm, poo is the flesh because it's made out of consumed animal flesh, so pee must be the father. Women don't have cum, the third part of their trinity is blood which represents the devil because the devil is red so watch out for them.

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OHA-LUCKY!
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A-akira-sama! Are you okay? Akira-sama!?

Feel bad, scared, why no stop, no want
I kil minru for stop spin hahahahaha! Die die die! Why why why? He not real, so kill good, fake Minru me spin... I die?? I DIE???
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Akira-sama we are going to a hospital right now!!

IYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-------UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~------~~~--!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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HELLO, FRIENDS AND VIEWERS. I HAVE BROUGHT, A PIZZA. PIE. WOULD YOU CARE TO PARTAKE IN THIS, GRAND FEAST? SMILEY FACE. =D
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POSTING IN AN EPIC THREAD
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AMAZING!!!! :waha::waha::waha:

BRAVO!! BRAVO!!! I LOVE AKIRA

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I got a cool christmas story to share, /b/.
So I was at my crappy job stocking da shelves today, and this cute little 4 foot asian girl gets in my way to get a yogurt, and bumps into me in the process. She bows and says "s-sorry!" and I awkwardly say "it's your g-finnnee!", and she runs away with her yogurt.
If that wasn't cute enough, two minutes later she came back over to me and said "please have this bracelet", and she proceeded to hand me pic related. My heart instantly melted.
The bracelet smells so good, /b/. It smells like sweet pussy juice burning eternally in the warmest incense pit in a comfy log cabin on a cool Winter's night. It's my only present, and I'm cherishing it for the rest of my life. :happy:

Have some AI-generated mashimaros. This thread doesn't really fit on /h/ or /l/ since there are both lolis and a hag.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I need to make more of Miu and Chi
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Can you generate the british girl farting on the brown hair brat

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my cherry kvass is finished ヽ(´∇`)ノ

oishii desu ( ´ω`)
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>>166544
mmmm crusty image
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i love kvass, how did you make it cherry?
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>>166622
i just pitted a handful of cherries and threw them in with the yeast and gently shook to stir it around
then sat to ferment
cherries give it a HUEG boost of sugar which probably was a factor in why it exploded over my kitchen :sweat2:
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i like ur pirate bottle
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>>166629
lol i made beer one time and added too much honey for the second ferment and had the same thing happen

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I've seen a few people propose stream ideas in the past, so I figured I'd give it a go :smile:
Anime Club Saga: A video series centered around the lives of the inhabitants of the now-defunct Albany Public Library Anime Club. ACS is very near and dear to my heart, and it's something I watch every Christmas. It's a series no longer than one half hour, and watching it is a joyous experience no one should ever be deprived of. I've never had the chance to watch this series with anyone, despite my annual viewing of it being one of the only Christmas traditions I have left. It's a tradition I'd like to share with /b/ this Christmas Eve.
Now, there are two problems that stand in the way:
One, it isn't an anime.
Two, it's only 30 minutes. I feel like it'd work best as an interlude, or a pre-show to some larger piece of media. One OVA I always watch every Christmas is Itsudatte My Santa! If there aren't any other stream plans for Christmas Eve, maybe we could watch that too? Let me know what you guys think, or ignore the thread if you think it's a stupid idea :biggrin:
I hope you all have a merikurisumasu regardless :iyahoo:
But, if the streaming of this holiday classic is considered, here's the full series:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1C735AA2B06A7CB2
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Itsudatte My Santa! next
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Proof that every series is improved by adding lolis
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EP TWO IS NEXT BOYS AND GIRLS
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Thanks for tuning in dewds! Marry Krinstmin! :mona2:
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update: we're still going lol

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christmas day i am inside you
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minecraft hentai

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can someone recommend me some old anime?
ive watched nichijou and luckystar but i think everyon has
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>>166620
i love original naruto! i dropped shippuden cus i got bored tho
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One time I saw someone watch Naruto in the metro and I was like "yooooo this shit looks mad gay :xd: :xd:" (in thought only)
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one time I saw a pic of naruto and thought "this is the gayest looking anime I've ever seen, even gayer than BOKU no PENIS"
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>the gayest looking anime
is it gay to touch bloody arm stumps with another male while the sun rises? ヽ(´∇`)ノ

M-Merikurisumasu, onii-chan... h-here's your present!! :blush:

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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heaven

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The princess maker 1&2 source code for PC98 is out. I don't know if anyone really cares, and if you did, you probably heard about it, but does anyone on Heyuri have any ideas of what to do with it?

https://github.com/ritsuro/PrincessMakerPC9801
https://github.com/ritsuro/PrincessMaker2xPC9801
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compilers and hardware back then were way more constrained. nowadays compilers do stuff like optimizing code and stuff, so an assembled C program can be more efficient than ASM entirely written by a human by hand.

but at that time it was typically more efficient for a human to manage all that low level logic on their own. most games on old consoles liek the genesis are done this way. Sonic Spinball is an exception and was programmed in C, but it has performance issues because of it IIRC
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in 1993, on x86, writing in asm is definitely a bit baffling, but not entirely out of the norm, especially if you want to support 8086/8088 class hardware (earlier pc-98 machines)
but if you're targeting a 386 or better, you might as well write in C (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
and even if you're targeting a 286, you could (eg, wolf3d)

one thing to note: sonic spinball was made in like 3 months (seriously), they genuinely didn't have any time to optimize anything
it's also way slower hardware (a 7Mhz 68000), but a lot of the issue was just that they didn't bother making it run well, they needed it done fast
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>>166603
a sonic game that needed to be done fast?
hmm
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>>166577
The norm???? How was assembly the norm in the 1990s? Civilization had already switched to LISP by the 70s... Nobody was writing assembly outside of specialized stuff like consoles in the 90s
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>How was assembly the norm in the 1990s?
In the early 90s, in video game development? Quite easily - all of the popular systems (and computers outside of the very high-end that the vast majority could not afford) were using hardware from the mid-to-late 80s at best. Games being written in assembly during that time is fairly well documented, it's not a secret :unsure:


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