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did you ever dissect animals in class? (´￢`)
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>>172521
I dissected a nigger once
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>>172521
One of my teachers once had to fail a student on the practical safety assessment (which in my country is practically impossible to fail) because he pinned open his rat, spread out the intestines, cut off the tails of the other students' rats and made a circle out of them around his
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>>172525
What a fucking pussy that teacher was. (´∇`)σ
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We were supposed to dissect frogs in biology class one day, but for some reasons we didn't and we used some computer program that shows pictures of dissected frogs instead :closed-eyes2:
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in primary school, we went out to collect common worms and then dissected them in class with sum chemicals :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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You guys got any peculiar dreams lately?


I had a weird one. It started with me sitting at a restaurant (I think it was an old tram or train at first, but it slowly shifted into a beachside restaurant, location changes happen often in my dreams. What's important is that there were rows of seats and lots of people sitting and talking with each other). I was smoking, but for some reason I could inhale smoke for way longer than irl, so I kept inhaling out of curiosity. And then I exhaled it all in a big cloud of smoke. This cloud "hit" a blonde girl in front of me. She got really pissy about it and her friend started recording me with her phone, threatening that she will call the cops. I got spooked by that and so I tried to take away her phone, but couldn't because of the sluggish movements you usually get in dreams. Instead I took out a knife out of nowhere (kinda similar to pic rel, except longer) and stabbed the girl multiple times to death. Afterwards I started killing everyone else in the train/restaurant, like 10 people at least. Some kids, a young girl and an even younger boy, managed to escape me, and so I pursued. I run outside, and only then realised I was near a beach and that the place I left was a restaurant. I spotted the kids as they went somwhere else. I run after them for some time, managing to put my foot or arm just in time to stop the doors they went into from closing (I had a feeling that these doors would be locked automatically if they closed). At some point I thought I almost got them locked with me in some room, but they suddenly disappeared after I looked away from them for a second, and the dream shifted to 3rd person perspective and became a True Crime Documentary. Some guy with deep voice started describing the murders I commited, and how I was outsmarted by two kids into locking myself in a boiler room :dark:

I also had another, shorter dream. In it I got mugged while entering my house, by some homeless looking guy. Instead of a knife he held a... potato peeler to my throat :sweat2: I cried out for help and some of my old colleagues, whom I haven't seen in years irl, arrived. Only to take the side of the mugger and accuse me of being at fault in this situation. Some fucking friends :angry:
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I keep forgetting mine

do u write yours down?
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I dreamed I was chasing some little beaner kid around a warehouse store like costco or sam's club and trying to restrain him/her with duct tape or rope or something. I don't even remember if it was a boy or girl or exactly why I was doing this but I'm pretty sure it wasn't sexual, it was just that he/she was a little troublemaker
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>>172470
>do u write yours down?
Only the most interesting ones. And the most interesting ones often times include knives and stabbing, so maybe all my weird dreams are caused by me keeping a dream journal :dark:

The second dream I mentioned in the OP post wasn't even the first "getting mugged by a homeless guy with a knife" dream I had. Before that I had a very similar dream, except the mugger had an actual knife, and nobody came to my rescue. Even before that I had a dream where a mugger had TWO knives! And we had a whole stand off, with me trying to kick or even punch the knives out of his hands. It's ridiculous, I've never been mugged in my life, and I don't live in a dangerous area or anything like that.
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There's a LOT that I've wrote down myself over the years though I'll only post a few so as to not bloat the thread. :sweat2:
Unless if anyone cares enough to ask me for more. :glare2:
The only ones I seem to remember vividly are nightmares, which are most of what I'm about to post.

-Spears randomly appearing in people's body thus ending their life instantly, causing a worldwide panic.
The dream ends with a man shielding himself with a religious book in a townsquare filled with dead bodies.

-Took a baby out of a woman's gaping stomach and then put it on a kitchen counter for observation.
The baby looked burnt. I then proceed to mutilate it with a metal clamp.

I don't know how to explain it but I was laughing while I was having this dream. :xd:
-Dreamt about an old documentary narrated by a typical british guy and it's about showing a monkey videos and letting it react to them. And then the narrator translates the monkey's signs.
Monkey reaction to lame video: "This is so lame, they're just spreading their exoskeletons around"
Monkey reaction to funny video: The monkey looks at the camera and gives a thumbs up. The cameramen zooms in on the thumbs up.
Monkey reaction to shocking facts: "What you mean man, what you mean man" suddenly the narrator turns jamaican.

And to end it with this.. :dark:
-I was under the realization that I could make anything from my imagination real, and the first thing I did was turn the apartment hallway I'm in, into a bloody rusty mess with stairways that stretches on endlessly to the bottom. In one of the apartment rooms, there was a cute little boy. And out of boredom, I kept raping him, though this part was quite a blur to remember. I then conjure a weird looking lady that had a face that's morphed up. She wore a tank top and stood on four legs. It's like a centaur with the humanoid body on the middle. I found her to be really sexy. Out of nowhere, she threw some other monstrous sexual mess I brought into this world down into the depths. It smashed on a railing and died. She then said something along the lines of, "That thing should've begged for cum before it died."
After a while it became overwhelming, so I grew tired of all the things I've done, thus I decided to turn her back to normal as with everything else.
The tank top she was wearing turned into a dress. I approach her and wiped her new eyes as her hair lengthens to cover it, resulting in a uniform bobcut. I hug her. Everything then shone with white.
In the blink of an eye, it all dis


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neets without jobs, what's your opinion on the role reversal of ai here?
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pfft take my body, not like im using it
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Normalfags are willing to sell their time for so cheap that bots don't need to waste precious metals building themselves bodies for most jobs lol. In the future maybe they'll make brain stem chips so the bots can take direct control of the nervous system to prevent the normalfags from ever slacking off during work hours.
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is this even worth it? i can't imagine it not being over saturated if it actually works.
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FOR THE MACHINE IS IMMORTAL
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its FRIDAY :dance: :dance: :dance:
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FUCK IT FRIDAY :angry:
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you haven't been going to other websites, right?
COZ IF YOU WERE I'LL FUCK THEM ALL UP I'LL TEACH THOSE WHORES SHAME
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I was on yomama dot com :biggrin:
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Hello, I'd like to give you all the latest update about my divine mission to spread the revelation that is CRBA and the artistic genius of its creator, AVCHonline.

So I've had a server that's been hosting a bunch of projects for a while - including the CRBA website - but the setup was terrible and I really wanted to set it up better and on a more powerful server. So I started doing that recently. But because of a combination of factors, including it being more complicated than I thought, a bunch of unexpected issues, my absurdly slow upload speed, being busy with other things, and being quite sick for a while; the CRBA imageboard has been down for a couple weeks. Note that this for the imageboard (and the booru), but NOT the main gallery, which was hosted separately.

But I'd happy to announce that it's back. But not only that, I've moved to the .tw domain as previously promised: https://ib.crba.tw

I also plan to soon release a major update to the gallery site. This update will include breaking down the Sean series into comics and making it far more organized; being able to view art in chronological order; an archive of Sean's videos and music; and an archive of Sean's writings. If you have any suggestions, please tell me them

Also one thing many people have gotten wrong about this site is that it is not specifically intended to be a nostalgia/retro style - this is just the best design I could think of. If you think of improvements to the gallery (and of course the imageboard css too), please tell me.
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At this point, I'm starting to feel like there's a conspiracy against CRBA. When I first experienced the miraculous effects of CRBA, I thought that it was some kind of "memetic hazard" brain washing (like a higher level version of the McCollough Effect), but later I realized that I had not been brainwashed - I had been LIBERATED. That's the a part of CRBA, it makes you see things as you should, without all the brain poison. It liberates your mind.

And that's why all the hate for it is astounding; to the point where I believe there's a conspiracy against it. The effect of CRBA is uber-serenity, a complete and total bliss, and a starstruck saccharinity (SA-SCHER). I've previously described that on the first night I discovered CRBA, all worldly concerns had completely evaporated. Not just put in the back of your mind as sometimes, but completely gone entirely. I've never felt like that or since.

I've posted it on nearly a thousand websites now, and probably 80% of them have been removed for "spam". Maybe this was understandable when I was just posting links to a free domain, but I've written essays with thousands of words and people still treat them the same - arguably worse - than the raw links. When there was few words, people said to write many. Now that there many, people whine and say there are "too many DIDN'T READ". You can't win with the brainwashed.

And the hypocrisy is ridiculous. I regularly see the most atrocious spam everywhere, where people spend their life as foot soldiers for very powerful people who are actively harming them and everyone else, and none of it is removed. Yet CRBA, which is spiritual liberation, is "spam" Ridiculous!

There's this person who's going on a crusade, and it's so sad to see. Then there's r/a/dio. They just don't understand. And finally google. Google know about this and they're trying to crack me. First the upload restrictions, then the copyright strikes, and now they're trying to make me go crazy. I've getting a ton of ads on youtube for "schizophrenia" pills: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTTEaHLKS7I

And then there's the "autism" thing. All everyone wants to say is "autism" "autism autism autism!" It's ridiculous and it's very sad. It's such an annoying and terrible meme. If this was a meme in antiquity, we'd be cavemen now. That's why I've wordfiltered "autism" to "waifuism" on CRBAchan for quite some time now.

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People who hang around these kinds of sites generally don't like things being advertised to them - especially if it's in a somewhat forceful manner, or being done on a large scale

Consider how you would feel if someone decided to promote their niche interest website unrelated to CRBA/MLP on your site - along with dozens of other sites - with either just a link, or a big wall of text spouting how wondrous and life-changing the contents of their site is

I suspect your (and your users) reaction would be along the lines of "TL;DR" or "delete this" too
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>>172506
Part of why I like heyuri so much is that it is no averse to so-called "spam" but it IS averse to the actual spam (rule 8).
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>Anything you think I could improve about the site?
get rid of all the pony crap and make it about human lolis instead of horse lolis
>I've getting a ton of ads on youtube for "schizophrenia" pills
you have the tech skillz to host a website, but not to block youtube ads?

Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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Well we don't have real lolis, but we do have Jemima Sparkle who does the best impression of a real little girl I've ever seen: https://www.youtube.com/@JeremySparkle2003/videos
He's 22 and from Vietnam.
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would anyone be interested in playing Super Tux Kart? its an open-source kart racer

date to be decided, but im thinking next saturday at 15:00 UTC (2026/02/14). I'll make another thread closer to the date.

a lobby can hold up to 8 players at once so we may end up doing brackets instead of having everyone go at once, or have multiple lobbies.

It does however require email registration (shit sux, i know) for multiplayer so i recommend registering in advance
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No.172502 Yeah x2
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We have our own server that is currently set to a max of 16 players - it's open to the public currently, but we could probably add a password to it to keep out teh randumz
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BY THE WAY HEREZ THE LINK TO DL IT
https://supertuxkart.net/Download

to register, in the main menu select Online -> login -> Add -> New online account -> fill in details -> confirm email

>currently set to a max of 16 players
ah i thought it was still on 8

>but we could probably add a password to it to keep out teh randumz
yeah
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tried a temp email and that worked fine for registration (´人｀)
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pooper sux fart
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Behead ponies (`Д´)
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Anyone got that Waha edit?
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Is it possible to buy ads on 4chan with Monero and without giving up all of your private information? I tried a few months ago. I discovered you have to go through a third party service, "Danbo". I tried contacting Danbo about it, but despite promising "24/7 support", I have not received a reply in the three or so months since I e-mailed them.
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Try going through their other service, Dumbo. :biggrin:
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why are you asking here lol? wouldn't asking on 4chan make more sense?
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>>172460
What other service?
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what are you trying to advertise? :unsure:
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I want to advertise that I don't know how to advertise
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Peek-a-boo!
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Uwaaaaaa (;ﾟДﾟ)
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I liek candy
bubblegum and taffy
skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart sandy
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stop spying on me!! i just re-watched that episode last night :angry:
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Hi all! Developing-ish story here. Moot, or Christopher Poole, is in the Epstein files.

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA02024168.pdf
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01992938.pdf

This thread will be discussion and stuff. Let's talk about it! Let's maybe even explore some more and try find some more about this aside from two well timed emails, maybe. I might bother to put it on the wiki! :nyaoo:
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Theory: Epstein learnt about 4chan after meeting moot, checked the website a little bit, and then forgot about it.
During the short time he spent on 4chan, he naturally gravitated towards porn content, and he ended up sharing with his friends about /u/ and sfm futanari fnf porn not because he liked these subject in particular, but because it's the first porn he encountered on 4chan, and they left a strong impression on him because of their weirdness (from the point of view of a non-nerd).
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>>171955
i have some boards filtered on overview
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>>171971
There's weirder porn out there, which feds like him facilitate the creation of. Loli crush porn exists
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Epstein liked yuri?:unsure:
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it was a honeypot the whole time
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Would you rather be raeped then murdered or murdered then raeped? :ph34r:
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Hmmmmmmmmmm
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raeped repeatedly by an attractive girl forcing me to get her pregnant so that I'll have to take responsibility and marry her
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I cannot think of a sexier outfit than this
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>I cannot think of a sexier outfit than this
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god damn :nosebleed:
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BEHOLD

EPSTEIN'S ASS
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>>172443
he's so rich that he can just buy a new pair
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I caught AIDS because of this image :furious:
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hey, where did you get that photo?
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>>172483
jmail, duh :closed-eyes:
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>>172483
Jeff?
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