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We will watch Magipoka (2006) next Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]
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No.165913
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Im trying to gain weight and its impossible.. this is too hard:dark:

ive been eating more, but i cant even gain a single pound…im 47kg:cry:
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No.165851
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[Reply]
hello im new. what happens here
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No.165859
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passionate gay sex :closed-eyes:
all day :glare1:
every day :glare2:
unprotected too :rolleyes:
and lots of handholding :nyaoo2:
any questions? :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.165862
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File: What Heyuri is all about.swf
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Please watch this short introduction to what we do here
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No.165869
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Is there anyone who made their first post as an introductory "hi im new here" and still on Heyuri to read this post now? :unsure:
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No.165908
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>>165869

im still here ^-^
what should we post about
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No.165912
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LURK MORE YOU STUPID FAGGOT

(USER WAS SPEAKING TO HIMSELF IN THIS POST) banhammer

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No.165746
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You take a shortcut to get home faster, but in doing so you have to pass through the slums of Heyuri, a horrible place said to be where many iruyehzen hide in the shadows ready to strike, that's why it's always deserted and only those who have a death wish walk those paths...
In the distance you see the only building that doesn't look like it's a bout to fall over, and out of it comes a cute girl, but she looks familiar somehow...

And that's when you realize: it's Iruyeh! she looks different: her hair looks well kept, her clothes seem somehow more elegant, she has a bright smile on her face and... she's holding a gift?!
Who could it be for?! Is she on a date?! Does she have a boyfriend?!

The thoughts multiply in your mind, are you jealous?
Jealous?! Why should you be jealous?! Iruyeh is the #1 enemy of Heyuri! There is no place in your heart for her!... right?

[please roll a d20 for every reply, I think it may be fun]
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No.165772
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>>165771
fuck how do i roll (;ﾟДﾟ)
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No.165773
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>>165772
(lets continue tomorrow, if this roll works consider it the roll for >>165771)
dice1d20=14
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No.165798
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>>165773
>>165770
was going for a gentle shy orphan shota rather than kusogaki brat but alright (´～`)
fingers crossed shota gets a happy ending regardless of this roll (´人｀)
dice1d20=10
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No.165861
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げる
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No.165911
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>>165798
She easily removes you from her person, you fall to the ground and before you can say "ah" she slaps you, turns away and walks off
A happy ending is now very unlikely for our orphan...
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No.165894
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How much would you have to get paid to let a girl straddle your face and pee in your mouth while you fap?
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No.165905
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>>165898
i wouldn't mind if she treated me as nothing but her personal toilet (´π｀)
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No.165906
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I do not wish to partake of VAGINA （ ´,_ゝ`）
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No.165907
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:sweat: theres people who want to drink pee pee!?!? what da!
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No.165909
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>>165904
what diseases?
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No.165910
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>>165909
hag-piss-drinkeritis
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No.165812
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[Reply]
hey guise


today is mah birthday!!


what’d ya got for me!
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No.165845
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unzip this image
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No.165846
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>>165845
I genuinely thought you suggest I download it, turn it into zip, forcefully open it and extract another file
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No.165847
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you should do that! also hawt megane, thanks anon :drool:
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No.165857
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take this
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No.165903
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>>165839
Awww, thank you guys!!!
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No.165874
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if tommorow all the things were gone, that i worked for all my life..:cry:

and i had to start again, with just my children and my wife..:sad:


i'd thank my lucky stars, to be living here today:smile:

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸cuz the flag still stands fore freedom:biggrin:🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸and they cant take that awayyyy!!!:biggrin:🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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No.165890
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“It is estimated that Americans now spend somewhere around $10 billion a year on adult entertainment, which is as much as they spend attending professional sporting events, buying music or going out to the movies.”
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No.165891
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>>165874
I would ride that cowgirl .. :drool:
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No.165892
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.165893
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kay boobs :biggrin:
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No.165901
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>>165890
adult entertainment is art! :iyahoo:
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No.165843
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[Reply]
DO DA WORM!!! :dance2::dance2::dance::dance:
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No.165860
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:longcat:
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No.165873
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Look how excited he is to be eaten .. :drool:
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No.165885
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PUT THE BASTARD OUT OF HIS MISERY
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No.165899
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I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live.
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No.165776
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[Reply]
YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!
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No.165777
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Otaku's RULE :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.165830
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Set of about 10500 files to pretend to be an oldbie! [1.8GB]
Newest files dated to 2nd of september 2011, available to download for only 5 days
For newbies it is a way to experience what it was like over 14 years ago
They are not mine, I got into someones server filesystem index and took them :nyaoo2:

Link: https://73.gigafile.nu/1224-n16043cf572466949e1f61efad510471e
Password:zomgiloveheyurisosomuchyayz0mg
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No.165872
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thx
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No.165878
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>>165830
many reference such history
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No.165828 AS
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Im so tired of this kind of..weak, abstract answer. It repeats too.
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No.165864
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goddang why the sage, loser>>165853
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No.165865
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>>165864
For being a srs bussines party p00per who provides no lulz :rolleyes:
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No.165866
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>>165865 you dont provide 160 mil either for the company startup cost. you are just,srsly broke, and no partner but your own lulsage
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No.165868
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>>165865
>But to your own lulsage
Fuck,typo
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No.165871
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.165498
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oi, hiiragi~~~~ ( ´ω`)
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No.165503
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yes?
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No.165848
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>>165503
sick drawing
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No.165341
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[Reply] [Last 50 posts]
newbie here ヽ(´ー｀)ノ i guess i could call this an introduction post if those are allowed. i'm not very used to imageboards these days but i used to lurk on 4chan admittedly (i don't go there anymore, way too many nazis) so please forgive me if i do anything wrong!
my online name is bjorn and i turn 19 on december 25th 😄 i really like coding, manga and lolis. happy to be here 💟
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No.165819
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NO
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No.165822
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>>165821
Thanks for the note.
And yes, please.
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No.165825
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>>165822
https://9.gigafile.nu/0118-q56c8cd4ca06b134bff5906a64bfdc110
Just over 0.5GB
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No.165826
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i fapped to that doujinshi in teh past
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No.165833
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>>165825
This is my collection of azumanga pictures
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No.165555
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I saw a text exchange between a brother and sister on reddit the other day, and they were so cute, they clearly loved eachother and had a great relationship

I wish I had a relationship like that (ρ_;)

Does anyone here have a cute relationship with their sister?
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No.165745
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>>165744
do you ever hand feed her? that would be so cute...
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No.165789
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I used to rape my dog when I was a shota and just discovering boners. Not even because I'm a zoophile, I just had no self-control back then. I would love an imouto but I 100% would have raped her. :dark:
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No.165790
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>I used to rape my dog when I was a shota and just discovering boners
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No.165792
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>>165790
Maybe it would have been better if I had a little sister then. She might have enjoyed it. :unsure:
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No.165829
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I have read stories of a little brother who became the little sister who slept with her older brother
I think this is the most rare and delightful form of yaoi there could be
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No.165591
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[Reply]
semen is over represented in shota
a boys orgasm should be as pure as his heart
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No.165753
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>>165591
it makes me so sad. as clearly all of these new age shotacons know nothing about the anatomy of a shota! :dark:
most boys first ejaculation is in the early puberty age range (10-13), while most popular shotacon art depicts boys anywhere from (4-10). the age of course has been slowly inclining towards the puberty range, but its true for a lot of real shotacons to prefer boys pre-puberty. at their purest and most truly boyish state.
at these ages, it is possible for a boy to orgasm but they are usually either completely dry or a small amount of clear fluid. so there's no reason to draw shotas cumming full buckets of nasty semen... ok! it's just not natural! :angry::angry::angry:
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No.165769
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>>165753
I remember masturbating when I was about 10 and nothing came out when I orgasmed ( ´ω`)
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No.165774
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>>165769
True :nyaoo2:
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>>165769
thanks for today's lesson in shotaology!
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No.165827
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>>165753
I once confessed to it still being clear at 14
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No.165708
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i took on a big project at work and now im exhausted and still am not finished

i'll waste my entire christmas...
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No.165732
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When NEETs make fun of you we're just trying to help by convincing you to quit your job. The system can't force you to work.
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No.165734
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>>165732
TRUE!!!
AS FAR AS THE STATE KNOWS I'M UNEMPLOYED BUT I GOT A WHOLE LOTTA DOLLARS!!!
WE LOVE TAKING THE DOLLARS BACK DON'T WE FOLKS
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No.165775
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>>165731
you are forgiven my son. (´人｀)
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No.165804
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>>165732
a wise neet once said, "once my mom dies, i too will die aswell". (´人｀)
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No.165809
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>>165804
An even wiser NEET once said "I'm the only next of kin so I'm gonna be rich lol". I'm not splurging it on a luxurious lifestyle and going broke in a year either, I'm gonna get one of the cheapest possible places to live and eat ramen and keep pirating everything to make it last at least a decade.
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No.165474
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What will the internet be like by 2030 with all these proposed internet censorship bills?
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No.165680
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>>165661
you will be living in a 'dead internet' ( ´ω`)
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No.165703
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It's probably going to suck even more. 'They' are already trying to roll out digital IDs but even without it this walled garden is already terrible.
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No.165717
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ass
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No.165791
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There will be two separate internets. On one you will put in your ID, face scan, and all your information, and be able to access maybe a dozen websites/apps, all owned by perhaps four different companies. On teh other internet will be all teh fun.
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No.165806
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>>165791
I don't use any sites that require phone verification, paying, or even my real IP address so I'll stick to the fun internet. Fuck banks, I'll keep cash. Fuck online shopping, I'll go to farmer's markets and flea markets.
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