im shit at singing but it looks fun

YEA. If youre with your friends then it is pretty nice.

i never had, but i think it would be embarrassing to sing in front of people watching (;´Д`)

they rook rike cheap western piggu ripoff of superior japanese sushi!

delicious

>>169958
Shut your mouth zipperhead. This is european cuisine that predates your rotten fish on vinegared rice by hundreds of years!

>>169962
our fish not rotten, you stomach just weak from eating one hundred cheeseburger a day and drink sugar water! no refund!

I can't accept assertions like that without proof

JEFF-KUN!!!!!!!!!

this is relevant to my interests

Ignore female holes.

my brain wonders how sick you could get from licking between those cheeks for hours but my body doesn't care and will lead my tongue as deep into those unexplored depths as it can possibly go anyway

>>169784
I am curious too. Can any experts here tell us?

If she is clean and has no STDs, theres no disease risk right?

just pray for the best and dig in

NO TIME FOR BUTTZ

war is a natural part of man. wherever there are people, there will be war

>>169878
i agree war is human nature but there is a big difference between 'natural' conflict with spears and bows and shit and the mechanized and industrialized killing machine that is modern war. man was ingrained to fight with bows and spears. being able to level entire cities to rubble in a day is not natural.

>>169938
>being able to level entire cities to rubble in a day is not natural.

Totally not true, back when cities where mostly wooden houses an army could and did burn whole cities to ash in a day

seeing war as bound to happen for the reason of 'just because' is a very dumbed down way of looking at it. war is an extension of politics, and nobody goes to war without a goal in mind. if that goal is vague, ill-defined or unrealistic to achieve then then you has already lost the war.

sun tzu said that. (ﾟー｀)

>sun tzu said that. (ﾟー｀)
then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal on earth. and then he herded them onto a boat and then he BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE

>>169824
this faggot has no foreskin lol(´∇`)σ

>>169823
modern art

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>169895
wow is that yours

nobody knows

rozen maiden jap subs plox

..

torrent things with "multi-subs" in the title and check if japanese is listed in the description

>>169792
hello

We have fun!
You can read through old threads to figure out how to heyuri mindset! Heyuri has many boards and functionalities, even a wiki

Rule 8 is sacred!!! And heyuri is its own thing (imo)
We are little compared to general internet so I encourage sticking to heyuri ways and make new fun stuff instead of importing from outside, i came to heyuri for heyuri and not for the most average internet place because there are millions of those already

hey kid, I'm a wizard. do you wanna learn some magic?

nice to meet you anon! i'm anon, but you can call me anon.

>>169927
Anon38 the merciless living cumbucket

>>169927
i appreciate your kindness, but Ive decided to be normal now.

>>169927
fapped to the idea of > people fap to me, we need anon38 hentai porn, i call that a win

>>169933
POAST UR FAP

>>169933
here ya go kid

>>169915
I'm going to create my own neuro-sama by training it with the posts from heyuri /b/

>>169915
No!! You can't touch her, nobody can!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>I'm going to create my own neuro-sama by training it with the posts from heyuri /b/
This is far more acceptable
Unhinged green gremlin

I'm going to create my own neuro-sama by training it with the posts from heyuri /b/

> HAHAHAHAHAHAA

No!! You can't touch her, nobody can!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
> lol you make me laugh, seriously, I masturbate thinking about her.

i have now ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

guy on the left has a boner

PEE GIRL! PEE GIRL! HAHAHAHA

bwahahahahahahahh (´∇`)σ

>>169890
why did she go through the effort of wearing a dress, corset, intricate hair style, if she was just gonna finish off the outfit with crocs??? is she retarded?

>>169905
its cuz youre an unfashionable craka

>>169889
When I feel hollow like this I tend to replay Yume Nikki. Some of the music in that game pretty much always makes me cry, and after a while I tend to feel better again. I seem to oscillate between feeling completely hollow/empty and days when I love absolutely everything in the world, but in the end I mostly just live for my dreams. Keeping a dream diary can help if you tend to dream often

>and weak 3 second daily orgasms from
my masturbation addiction in years.
How does this happen? I've masturbated multiple times a day for 8 years at this point and I still have exciting masturbation sections

try shrooms

hey, stop peeing in my mouth! *makes no attempt to close my mouth or move away or stop gulping down mouthfuls of it*

Heaven is being locked in a small room with a bunch of hot girls and unlimited food, drinks and entertainment but no plumbing and no containers to pee in. The drinks could come in unopenable bottles like the ones cyclists suck on but made of metal and completely sealed, and the food could just arrive on plates. The floor could be slightly slanted with the only place to sleep at the bottom of the slant, so peeing on the floor isn't an option either. It would be like the human centipede but without the surgery and multiple girls using me as their toilet everyday instead of just one. I hope someone steals this brilliant idea and makes a movie out of it.

>>169910
oh yeah, wise guy? what about when they have to POOP?! you never considered the prospect of POOP! you have to live with girls POOPING everywhere and never being able to wipe their dirty butt cracks!

You bitch, stop pissing on my face! Run before I catch you!

lol

>>169912
If there are more than two or three of them I might not even be able to eat any food, my stomach would be too full of poop all the time. What a horrific situation!