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We will hold the 12th Townhall next Saturday (5th) 19:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]
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No.147990 [Reply]
Hi !!
It's my first time being here!! I came from a different imageboard that I was "kicked off" because I was too different but I came across this one and liked it?! How's it and what's the average pph?!
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No.148066
>>148062
happy early birthday in case i forget. 🎉
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No.148070
>>148066

thank you!!
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No.148071
>>148048
but i have no moneyz!
i think ill go ask my mom...😭
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No.148072
oh i can touch you for free!
yatta!👨
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>>148072
That's only so you get tempted to go further and spend money... if you're broke then you can go jerk off, loser.~
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No.148039 [Reply]
Has anyone here eaten a PENIS clam before? :kuz:
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No.148045
No. I'm an open-minded person and would eat a lot of weird dishes but I would not touch that fuckin thing. Kill it with fire.
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No.148050
I'm not very open-minded towards food, but I wouldn't mind trying that clam... Maybe it tastes good, despite it's shape!
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No.148074
i'd eat a PENIS clam
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No.147742 [Reply]
i come to heyuri dot net to masturbate :biggrin:
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>>148049
i dont have much. (;´Д`)
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.148058
>>148052
yai is too cute
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>>148049
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>>148060
A winrar is you! Sorry it took so long to deliver, I was edging. :blush:
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No.148008 [Reply]
i want to apologize for any pain and suffering i have caused any of you by posting on heyuri dot net :cry:

(USER WAS NOT FORGIVEN FOR MY PAIN AND SUFFERING) banhammer

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it hurts. It hurts so much.
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No.148013
APOLOGY = REJECTED!!1!1!
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No.148015
Apologize for not posting moar on 3D Girls!! ...but keep it legal plz
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No.148069
>>148015
i apologize. i repent. i don't want to make the mods mad at me again :cry:
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No.147777 [Reply]
small tribute to teh IVU thread, i wouldve made this a reply 2 the original thread but its in autosage :sweat2:
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No.147858
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
Saved!

ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
Nice Job!
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No.147864
Beautiful.
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EPIK WINRAR!
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No.148054
>>147904
How to make gifs like this :astonish:
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>>148054
with love and teh force :biggrin:
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No.147756 [Reply]
OMG, I asked a girl out to see a movie on sunday!!!111!??????? :glare::glare::glare:

This is the first time i do something like this. The exchange was sort of awkward. She accepted but i still feel like an idiot.

What am i supposed to do now? What am i supposed to do on Sunday? :dizzy:

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>>148035
you can always stay here with us.
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No.148063
>>148036
Thanks, b. This kind of thing doesn't even make me sad anymore, just confused. I don't know what i did wrong, if anything :dizzy:
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>>148063
you did not do anything wrong. people make excuses to not show up all the time.
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>>148035
but WHYYYYYY
what did she say
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No.148067
>>148065
Basically that she had to study. I just replied this morning: "Oh, what a shame"
Whatever, the world keeps spinning, i guess
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No.147940 [Reply]
I finished on hdd with cp
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No.147946
lol'd
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No.147973
LOL
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No.147977
LOL what was it in before?
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CUMDD 2PETACUMS
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No.148061
>>148057
DO IT ON A FLOPPY NEXT
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No.147717 [Reply]
POSTING A HEYURI THREAD :biggrin:
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I'm here to ruin yet another thread
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No.147719
>>147717
Green threads are so passé. :rolleyes:
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YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING CAT, YOU RUINED MY GREEN THREAD!!!1! :angry:
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No.148055
>>147717
that is a lovely green
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No.148034 [Reply]
>At least it's tokehiko inou
Sigghh. You can request 10 things at once, All different themes.
Something like that. Or can you do it upside down like bicycle kick Ororor idk
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No.147652 [Reply]
I'M AWAKE DURING HEYURI'S SLEEPY TIME WAHA!
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No.147654
I woke up early today to gen more AI porn! :biggrin:
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おはわはー
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No.147680
We've got users in Australia, in Türkiye, in Europe, in South-America, in Alaska... So really, what are Heyuri's sleeping hour? :unsure:
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No.147682
>So really, what are Heyuri's sleeping hour?
UTC mornings mostly - that's the time Heyuri often feels liek it's sleeping, though sometimes it's also sleepy in the early hours of the morning and afternoons too 😪
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No.148031
>>147654
do you want to post your AI porn or something with the rest of us?
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No.147921 [Reply]
All of you BBS hackers of Heyuri, where have you learnt your Perl? I want to learn Perl to make/modify CGI scripts. First I thought I'd go over the "camel book", but now it seems way too long and detailed for my purposes, and I've been thinking that perhaps some web resource would suit me better.
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No.147979
>>147921
>All of you BBS hackers of Heyuri, where have you learnt your Perl?
ah i should have awnserd. trial and error trying to help /cgi/ with new stuff and already knowing programing. i want to learn perl as its kool and openbsd supports it natively fully (there pakage manager was written in perl) and i thought there would be a hand full of jobs maintainng this shit
tho i never used it on openbsd. and setting up web shit for perl sucks, i thought there would be ton of guids to get perl working with nginx or apachie (since it use to run the whole web at one point) but there is nothign and it a pain.

another thing. cgi just means commen gateway interface. and what that means is. user parameters come from std in and html goes std out
so you could write c programs and put them in a cgi bin and have them execute and work. https://learnbchs.org/
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No.147988
why did CGI scripting die off anyway? it seems perfectly serviceable for software like this
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No.147989
>>147988
program in perl and tell me! cgi scripting is not bad. php is still cgi. its the most simplest way to make dynamic pages. but outside of nginx or apachi.
ppl use different web servers with there own way, like go's web server or flask in python or spring boot's web server. each still do read http protocol (witch is still plane text, u can use telnet and see) and put raw text and get raw text out, they just digest it all difrently and its more frame work centric then just using any old language and reading stdin and pumping stdout.aka the frameworks dont think of it as stdin and stdout. shit even lareval a php framwork, its just so far from thinking and using it in a stdin/stdout way that you prob could not consider it to be cgi with how you have to use it

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No.147994
>why did CGI scripting die off anyway? it seems perfectly serviceable for software like this
I don't know teh technicalities, but it seems to have inherent limitations regarding "live" updates and things of that nature

Here's something from teh interwebz circa 2018: https://www.perl.com/article/perl-and-cgi/#why-not-to-use-cgi
So, why did CGI drop from “state of the art” to discouraged by its own maintainers?

There are two big issues with CGI: speed and complexity. Every HTTP request triggers the forking of a new process on the web server, which is costly for server resources. A more efficient and faster way is to use a multi-process daemon which does its forking on startup and maintains a pool of processes to handle requests.

CGI isn’t good at managing the complexity of larger web applications: it has no MVC architecture to help developers separate concerns. This tends to lead to hard-to-maintain programs.

The rise of web frameworks such as Ruby on Rails, and the application servers they run on, have done much to solve both problems. There are many web frameworks written in Perl; among the most popular are Catalyst, Dancer, and Mojolicious.

CGI also contains a security vulnerability which must be coded around to avoid parameter injection.
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>>147994
>Every HTTP request triggers the forking of a new process on the web server
look up fastcgi
>it has no MVC architecture
framework issue not a protocol issues. see php and php larevel
>CGI also contains a security vulnerability which must be coded around to avoid parameter injection.
u have to do that anyways in any lang where you want to save and use user data.

it being "slow" or not scalable is quite retarded. take any modern nu web app vs some ol cgi bin, it rapes the nu web app in speed over and over.

now the issue with it being live (or i assume reactive/restful, that is just mixing js with some json end point)cgi can do that. now if you mean websockets, yeah cgi cant really do that and its not really even http to begin with but you can use websocketd and its basically the same as cgi scripting as you read std in and send msg to std out
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No.147982 [Reply]
You know what they say... love is blind.
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No.147985
I CAN'T SEE SHIT :love:
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i did not ban evade it's not true it's bullshit i did not ban evade i did naaaawt (`Д´)

o hai mod ( ´ω`)
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Anonymous enters teh imageboard.

Anonymous: Hi.

Kaguya: Can I help you?

Anonymous: (removing sunglasses) Yeah, can I have a dozen lolis, please?

Kaguya: Oh hi, Anonymous, I didn’t know it was you. Here you go.

Anonymous: That’s me! How much is it?

Kaguya: It’ll be eighteen internets.

Anonymous: Here you go, keep the change. Hi hachikuji!

Kaguya: You’re my favorite poster.

Anonymous: Thanks a lot, bye!

Kaguya: Bye bye!
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An internet business
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No.147404 [Reply]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4p2gN2CzsA
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>>147854
i am not surprised that the show attracts a bunch of weirdos due to its popularity.
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Has anyone been to a convention and seen someone in a Digital Circus costume?
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>>147896
this is cute! :biggrin:
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>>147938
now its blank! :astonish:
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No.148025
i went back to watch all the episodes because of this thread. :biggrin:
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No.147930 [Reply]
I love the crunchy center of CPUs, so tasty. And the gooey outer coating, too. :drool:
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No.147933
CPUs are a delicious snack (´￢`)
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No.147934
stupid little cpu can't handle overvoltage :angry:
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No.148010
I recommend this video, the russians have made a CPU soup recipe and it's tasty. Better than eating them raw!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_dCroD0jZA
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No.148021
are you the anon who came on his hhd?
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No.147972 [Reply]
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE boot up your machine and seed coolier.net oeakakis 4 me!!!
i downloaded 691.7M already!!!
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No.148001
pwease...
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