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/b/, when's the point of pervertdom- where there's no turning back? Because I've been alone all my life, and I feel this loneliness has driven me to voyeurism.
I admit, I'm too incompetent to hire an escort, and too pussy to drive out to a far place to meet one. So, what I do instead, is beat off to my sister's period wipes, and secretly record her when she's gassy.
Today alone I beat off nine times to a burp I captured her releasing shortly after dinner. Any time she's even a little foul, I wind up stalking her until something hot happens. It zaps up basically all of my free time outside of work, or browsing /b/.
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No.140685
have you tried asking her to shit in your mouth, and if that doesn't work tried paying her like $300 for it? your sister could become the escort!
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No.140686
>>140685
That would never work, she's skittish as fuck. & she tells mom literally everything, including all of her bf's secrets (which i think is pretty fucked, and makes me even more paranoid of dating than I already was)
I wouldn't risk asking her something like that unless I was madly in love with her. However, I'd be just as happy if any girl shit/pissed/puked/burped in my mouth. Really, she's not special to me at all, she hasn't been for a long time. Probably why I don't feel any remorse for doing this shit smile
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No.140692
ask you sister to be your girlfriend! biggrin
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No.140693
I remember another user here was making his sister eat mexican food and enter shower just after, so she has to use toilet while he's still in the shower.

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Would you risk your life and have sex with a North Korean loli?
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No.140691
no
...they learn English there? glare

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i think the heyuri-iruyeh interaction is a lot like dante and vergil from devil may cry, except for the fact that they have swapped personalities: iruyeh is loud and mischievous while heyuri is calm and collected
like if heyuri had to have a weapon it would be a katana with which she slices enemies with never before seen precision while iruyeh would have guts' dragon slayer and cleave her way through while roaring

say something nice to iruyeh before she's sucked back into the evil abyss
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No.140671
>oh no... i think i used that kao while telling someone how i was sorry for them
I fukken LOL'd xd

It's similar to people using (´￢`) as ":/", when it's actually a drooling kaomoji
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new heyuri design to make it clearer that she's iruyeh's twin sister (subject to change)
>>140671
do you see the neutral face if i omit the kao tags? i think it's an interesting face
ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.140680
>>140677
I kinda liked the longer hair without star-shape.
Maybe a star hair pin would look nicer, or perhaps a chuuni-style eyepatch with a star on it over her left eye? It could be holding back teh darkness contained in her eye, scarred by her last defeat by Heyuri... (´✝ ω・`)
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No.140688
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>>140680
i dont understand who's supposed to have the eyepatch, but how about giving iruyeh a scar?
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No.140689
>>140688
I am a retarded, I didn't read the filename
>heyuri.png
so I thought it was iruyeh-tan (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
looks great though, I like her scar

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How do people make friends? Genuine question..i dunno if many heyuri users have friends but if you do how? I can never make any online or in real life cry
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No.140660
>>140654
i actually registered an account with xmpp.jp last night but i didn't know what to do from there and when i went to the web client it sent me to a chat filled with third world scammers. is there a windows client with an interface similar to irc? something like hexchat?
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No.140666
>>140654
actually psi+ reminds me of aim so i'll probably use that. thanks!
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No.140667
>>140660
there is a xmpp client that looks like irssi.
its called profanity. i use it every day.
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No.140670
>>140667
oh cool i used to use irssi back in my linux days
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No.140687
>>140467
Are we dumping XMPP accounts here? Talk to me about stupid shit: amlux@xmpp.earth

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Paying 25k/yr usd for this computer science education and this is my third year... sweat
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No.140661
>>140656
i've never heard of associative arrays, that looks a bit ugly ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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No.140663
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.140679
>>140656
That's just a funny way to make a regular array with 67 slots. Associative array would allow you to use any string as the key, like a["heyuri"], but you can't do it that way in C.
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No.140682
>>140658
Cool guy. Hope he keeps explaining computers for a long time.
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No.140683
>Cool guy. Hope he keeps explaining computers for a long time.
I first saw his "ExplainingTheFuture" channel in liek 2009 sweat

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.139687
that is my current life goal! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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>>139615
THERE'S NO REASON TO FEEL DOWN
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No.140675
>>139684
i want to stick my hand into her gut and squeeze!
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Look mina-san, it's Hatsune Miku! biggrin
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No.140681
>>140678
ZOMG MIKU astonish

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.139421
You spin me right round baby right round
Like a record baby, right round, right round
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No.139530
uuuuEEEEEuuuuuuEEEEEuuuuuEEEEuuuuuuEEEEuuuuuuuEEEE
💿
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>>139410
You're not supposed to put things on a vinyl, they'll scratch it
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waha
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No.140676
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SWF Embed
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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32 KB No.139650 [Reply]
Fat azz nigga xd
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No.139739
>horse turned into a hurse
LOL biggrin
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No.139741
the gargantuan nigra.... i've only heard of it in legends..... astonishastonishastonishastonish
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No.139743
big nigra LOL
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.140674
>>139741
>>139743
it's not a nigra it's a mediteranean

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7481 KB No.140205 [Reply]
waha
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No.140215
You guyz should check out P-Model. ヽ(´∇ ` )ノ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfxzW7TQ9EU
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No.140219
I leik it, thank yuo for sharing! ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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No.140235
medieval ku klux member spotted ph34r
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No.140236
ENORMOUS SWORD waha
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No.140669
>>140205
The rogue always wins

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.140230
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.140551
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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wow what a message... this game is japanese alright

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Look at this dumb ass hampster eating a pang cake. Its too big for him !!! angry
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im stirring the batter for another set of pancakes ☺
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>>140410
Waifu, please. We can't afford to keep making so much batter!
>>140317
Tiny borger for a tiny hamptsker...
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No.140579
>>140543
LOL i recognize the video that pic is from xd

great song btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXVovKMP-7Y
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.140662
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Are they Luxury Pancakes?

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last thread about friends made me wonder - am i lonely?

and my answer is that despite not talking to anybody outside work, i might be but i dont feel it. i can relieve loneliness with fapping and posting on imageboards quite effectively... how about you heyuri?
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No.140624
I think I'm immune to loneliness. Maybe if there's someone I talked to for a while and then we stop I'll feel a bit lonely for a while after, but when I went years without talking to anybody I didn't feel loneliness at all.
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No.140627
>>140623
Let us all enjoy cute girls together. iyahoo
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No.140628
>>140627
Yeah!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
( ´ω`)❤kuz❤（⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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No.140640
>>140628
(´ー`)💓👧
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No.140655
I think that I'm immune to loneliness or something.

I remember in the pandemic when the quarantine hit everyone was going crazy. I remember that my parents thought that I must be crazy because I could just stay alone in my room and play video games all day and not be bothered by it.

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How much pr0nz ya got on there?! biggrin
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I have enough porn saved on my PC that I think I literally couldn't fap to it all within one lifetime.
And still I keep collecting more! Sorting it into folders and subfolders and subsubfolders and looking for higher-res versions of pics and stuff... it's a hobby all on its own. sweat2
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not much compared to serious gooners
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>>140645
>2362 sub folders
I don't get it. did you rip onlyfans?
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No.140650
>>140649
some mostly pixiv
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No.140653
>>140560
For files that I want to store on my computer and don't want anyone to know that they exist(e.g. my 4chan folder), I just hide them in a hidden folder(one that starts with a .) in a system folder
e.g. /usr/lib32/.4/

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Is it muy impression, or since 4chan is of medic repliers here are feeling a bit like /b/ from 4chan sometimes, and importing their trip-phobia? Am i crazy?
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No.140638
>>140633
I see your logic and I apologize if I said something mean. Let us be friends now! biggrin
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No.140642
no one in this thread has pointed out the offending "meme images" that are supposedly evidence of 4chan invasion. 😢 r u guyz fibbing? if so, why? for what purpose
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No.140644
Meta threads belong on Site Discussion!!!

Anywayz, we get anti-trip n00bs showing up from time to time, despite Heyuri clearly supporting and promoting their usage since day 1. As a user, u should just ignore them - not everyone has to share the same opinion, and staff-san will deal with any1 being obnoxious about it 🔨

It's nice having a few "eccentrics" liek urself around, so long as u follow teh rules. I sincerely look foward to reading ur next stream-of-consciousness fetish/shotacon maniac post nyaoo-closedeyes
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No.140651
>>140642
Perhaps its more of a 4chan refuge than an invasion based on they don't have a cozy warm home to live in right now.
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No.140665
I don't know which tripfag those posters might be prejudiced against, OP, but have you considered that perhaps the tripfag in question is simply annoying? wink

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this guy has a lot of girlfriends
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No.140548
dance I love you! dance
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No.140590
>>140531
It's the shota from BOKU no pico!
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No.140593
>>140590
it's Pico himself
it is the Pico in BOKU no Pico lol
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No.140596
Ah, I couldn't last even a second with that music. YOU OWE ME AN EAR MASSAGE
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No.140643
>>140590
Chico x Pico is the perfect shota couple of all time! loveblush

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