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We will hold the 12th Townhall next Saturday (5th) 19:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]
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No.148434 [Reply]
:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.148440
WE'RE GONNA DO SUM HAX
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No.148338 [Reply]
if megan was my robot daughter i'd change her name to vicki and have her wear a red dress with a white apron every day!
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No.148392
plus this is a robot! she doesn't even have a VAGINA!
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No.148400
>>148391

everything can become "normal" if repeated enough times.
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No.148430
did they make her unatractive on purpose
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No.148438
you can always make one! :saitama:
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No.148439
>>148430
idk did god make you unattractive on purpose ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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No.148404 [Reply]
giving the ol' xbox a bath ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.148405
Xbath
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No.148435
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I'll join in! :biggrin:
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No.148436
looks longingly at my xbox, "hey baby~" ( ´ω`)
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playing my gamecube in the bath :happy:
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No.148429 [Reply]
I'll give five (5) internets to whoever who's able to write the best dialogue that these two young lovers(?) could be having
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No.148431
Deborah, what a good day, why don't you come out for this good weather, you have been working hard a lot so let's go for a stroll

Ayy mane shid, coodn't you taye yo shooz? Look at dem shooz man shiid, ain't goin nowhere with no untied shoolace nigga, yall is gonna make me look like a stoopid hood bitch fug, nuh uh ain't happening nigga, man juss fug, tye em up yo fuggg...
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.148433
AYO BITCH WHERE MAH MONEY AT :angry:
NIGGA I AIN'T GOT NONE NOBODY WANTS MY STANK ASS COOCHIE :cry:

:nigra: THE END :nigra:
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No.147717 [Reply]
POSTING A HEYURI THREAD :biggrin:
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No.148055
>>147717
that is a lovely green
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No.148410
what makes the thread heyuri
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>>148055
i like green too
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.148428
>what makes the thread heyuri
its made of LOLs and teh green :waha:
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No.148402 [Reply]
This girl is sleeping too much lately...
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No.148403
but she's dreamin!
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No.148412
WAKE UP NIGGA WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.148417 [Reply]
I just bought the latest GPU! What videogame should I play with it?
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No.148419
pong
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No.148420
DOOM with GAYTRACING enabled! :biggrin:
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No.148421
>>148417
One tab of Google Chrome.
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No.148423
>>148421
Woah woah, let's not get too crazy.
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No.148424
Mabinogi!
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No.148378 [Reply]
am i the only one that finds it crazy that after all these years, you still cant see your total k/d ratio in csgo?
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No.148379
im pretty sure its a method by valve to get more prime players. the only way to see your full stats is to use a 3rd party tracker and those trackers require you to use an api token that you can only get if you pay for prime every month
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No.148415
Might be an intentional choice to emphasize the team-based nature of the game. :closed-eyes:
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No.148416
only position on the table matters
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No.148409 [Reply]
What are you gonna do with that crowbar? :sweat:
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No.148414
Shove it up your ass, hopefully. :biggrin:
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No.148296 [Reply]
HOLY SHIT ANON LOOK UP... someone wrote gullible on your ceiling
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No.148298
WAT
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No.148300
Incorrect. I checked and there are only a bunch of lizards with human faces stuck to my ceiling, soundless, they sometimes stare at me and send orders through their minds to me. They appear from behind the lamp and watch me only moving their heads but never walking on the ceiling. They disappear whenever I want to light the room and they do not appear on photos I took despite them being cleraly visible so I can't show them with a timestamp. Only their shadows move whenever a car passes by, lighting my room a tiny bit. Strange but whatever. And they don't make any writings!
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No.148308
>>148296
saved gif. also not fooling me
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No.148408
you fooled me :closed-eyes:
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No.148413
>>148296
You're supposed to spoiler that latter part, baka troll. :closed-eyes:
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No.148411 [Reply]
Anyone played V Rising before? Vampires r cool and its on 50% sale on steam
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No.148375 [Reply]
I watched this video today about Deniable Encryption vs Normal Encryption and now I want to use Veracrypt instead of continuing to use LUKS. Has anyone here used Veracrypt for their drives before for anything?
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No.148388
I use veracrypt but not deniable encryption. When shit gets real they wont believe you. You're better off being tortured.

The thing that nerdy guys don't understand is that real life criminals are not characters in your logic plays. Give them what they want or they will beat the shit out of you. You think they care if its deniable?
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No.148396
If you fear cops then you should know that in most western countries you are not getting charged for denying to snitch on yourself

Remember the sole trick for cops that you need. That is - do not confirm or deny that there are illegal things on the encrypted drive. Do not CONFIRM or DENY. Do not respond. If they have a warrant - do not respond whether you can decrypt it or not.

If I were investigated I would pull my shirt over my mouth, put my hands into sleeves and lie down facing the table not giving a single response. They also watch for fidgeting, breathing patterns, posture or coughing so don't do any - as if you froze completely. They won't be able to see facial reactions to what they say so no additional clues, they won't get fingerprints because fingers are in sleeves, mouth is in a shirt so DNA would barely pass and be very contaminated and that is it, no use. It gives more time to think until they get the warrant. At worst I would just sit playing unresponsive the best I could.

They could order everyone to dig deeper very hard if you said there is illegal stuff on the disk. And if you said there is no illegal stuff they could make you decrypt it "because there is nothing illegal so you can't be snitching on yourself now" and if you deny it after that you are getting charged with impeding an investigation, or even tampering with evidence and these are hard charges. That is at least one charge you are getting found on :xd:

And while you have secret cheese pizza stash - put a longer password on it. Above 16 letters is the minimum I use for my encryption because it would ages to brute force it, like millions of years, and I made sure my password is so unusual that it cannot be cracked with a dictionary.

And I use luks because it is more universal, I don't fear cops because I know how to behave. I would consider that feature if I were to sneak stuff in and out offline, like past north korea border. It is also too easy to break such encrypted drive losing data.

Whatever you do - never deny or confirm legality of contents, never confirm whether it is or isn't your drive, and never confirm whether you are able to decrypt it or not. Case will be closed with insufficient evidence on your initial court date.
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No.148397
Western countries kowa! I don't need to worry about all that :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.148399
I miss fucking my daughter.

That is all.
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No.148401
>148399
i miss fucking your daughter
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No.148164 [Reply]
My cum sock reeks of wet dog hair after 2 weeks of usage. :dark:
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No.148309
>>148164
Why use a sock? Tissues or paper towels are much better yes?
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No.148313
One time I tried to use an apple as an onahole, but it was an unpleasant experience for two reasons:
-The apple was very solid, so using it to masturbate was less pleasurable than simply masturbating with my hand
-I was afraid of carving a hole too large in the apple, hence rendering it unusable as an onahole... So the hole I carved was too small, and I ended up breaking the apple with my PENIS.

If anybody knows of a fruit that's pleasurable to fuck, feel free to inform me about it ヽ(´.｀)ノ

btw: no, I didn't eat the apple after ejaculating with it
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No.148374
>>148313
have you tried using a boiled potato? if it's overcooked it's much softer than a raw apple. just make sure to let it cool a bit before sticking your dick in it.
you can also use a microwave instead of boiling if you want, but the potato might be too hard
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No.148393
>>148309
It's more comfortable to use that sock sometimes (usually only in bed).
Otherwise i use tissues or paper towels.
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No.148394
i just let it land wherever ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.148387 [Reply]
Lets try this on our friends
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I personally prefer the old fashioned pendelum hypnosis
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No.148381 [Reply]
Musu is a BITCH for not giving waha teh bread :angry::angry::angry::angry:
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No.148385
you know what happen to bitchz. THEY GET FUCKING RAEP'D
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