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We will hold the 12th Townhall next Saturday (5th) 19:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]


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if a nuclear holocaust was happening what would your last post on heyuri be? :huh:
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OH TEH NOEZ!!!1 :banana: *gets expl0ded*
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i would give my public keys, a bunch of mail addresses and a bunch of websites to organize

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HOLY SHIT ANON LOOK UP... someone wrote gullible on your ceiling

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Did somone anounce the return of ProDefCH??
I made this flash to celebrate it, but it seems to have died again in the meantime, lol (;´Д`)
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>i cant believe i missed the return of prodefch
and it's immediate death
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>>148204
but it was just bad timing, surely it can come back up someday before i grow old and senile
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>>148173
What was the site about?
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>What was the site about?
It was a shortlived cookie-cutter anime/random imageboard with hardly any users and no distinguishing features :sweat2:

It's sad that teh relaunch got immediately pwned, but there's already more supply than demand for these types of sites, and it's not really feasible to run one as an individual
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>>148237
nah, fuck that, the handful of users sewer attracted were fun
the site is the users, and almost nothing else matters

like, I hate to make this comparison, but rotting angels had a bunch of cool shit going for it and wasn't cookie cutter at all
but it didn't attract a userbase

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You ever have a problem with furries acting like complete chimps on games?
I was playing a game with my little brother a day ago and this chimp with a furry avatar starts acting like some old man in front of him, thinking my brother is young because his avatar is some gay super smash bros character.
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen furries on the game act like this, I could almost swear I’ve seen one do this incessantly.
Why do they always act like this? You ever have this issue?
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Online games are exclusively for faggots anyways, so it makes a total sense that old faggot was trying to seduce a younger one.
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Furries are all gay boylovers. More news at 11.
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was he asking for it? what was he wearing

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idk why that thread was baleeted but I was just about to comment that I think squirrels are extremely hot animals. Look how they always do these sexy poses... :nosebleed:
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Look at this slut.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I don't know about hot, but I do find them completely adorable. It's a shame that grey squirrels are hated in the UK for outbreeding red squirrels. Honestly, I find the grey ones cuter.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I'm planning to visit Japan this year for two weeks! It'll be my first time traveling alone (ill also bring my cosplays to wear outside for once) but I'm worried I might get bored by the 4th day... what do ?!?!
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>>148260
You don't want to pass out outside from alcohol
Not even in summer

You are gonna have a fucked up throat or an entire infection for the next week, get bitten by bugs, and possibly wake up with pants pissed, I would also fear wildlife in my most vulnerable state
Where I live it is sufficiently high in altitude and cold that I never even had problems with wildlife, but it never is a fun prospect to fight a bunch of boars drunk, actual death sentence

Japs have it warmer and I would expect much worse animals, they seem to have aggressive crows, a dude in my town lost an eye to an angry crow that just dashed into his face
Cities have robbers and rapists instead of wildlife, but I wonder how common it is
Consider hiding your passport and most of your money somewhere before drinking, japs have rentable spaces in city lockers to keep your stuff in, in worst case put it into your boot so you don't randomly lose it

If you in fact are a female who wants to whore herself out, then expect to draw the worst kind of human sewer in the first line, just like an open register draws the lowest and most retarded thieves first

If you pass out outside - do it in a car. Lower one window a tiny bit to not suffocate and not wake up totally marinated in your own stench. Bring a bunch of puking bags too. Fear waking up from ambulance sirens because somebody concerned for you being unresponsive called them to get you checked out, nothing as bad as getting woken up while you sleep it off

Whatever you do passing out outside is pain, its only good to pass out in your own home
You made me want vodka, getting a glass now
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ganbare Foor-san ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Whether u end up going on any erotic adventures or not, plz take lots of pictures on trip Foor-san - I'm looking forward to seeing them! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>148288
Thank you !! I will try my best !!
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>>148281
These cosplay choices are only suited to a petite girl. (・∀・) I wouldn't mind seeing both ofc.

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Happy Canada Day!

For those interested, this station will be playing 1980s Canadian tunes for most of the day. For fellow Canucks, come enjoy some home grown music. For the rest, come discover what Canada had to offer the 1980s music scene back in the day.

See the queue: http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played
Listen link (just copypaste into browser): http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Or click one of the "Listen Live!" options on the left side of the site.
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>>148242
Would you mind testing it to see if you can post on 2ch? It would be the only reason for me to download something like this where region blocks are established.
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>>148241
I use it too, but it doesn't work on Futaba or 2ch and so on. This was the case for other Japanese VPNs I used too
My guess is it's because the host for VPN IPs don't typically end with a ".jp" like residental IPs
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>>148247
Sorry, but I don't want to go into a online community I don't understand and be all like :nigra: "AYO SHEEEIT WHATS GOOD MY JAPANIGGAS YA'LL LIEK THAT ANIME N SHIT?" :sweat2:

You should be using a VPN just for heyuri anyway because pic related is child porn in our country if you didn't know. :sweat3: I mean, I used to post loli bareback on 4chan all the time and the RCMP never knocked on my door but stiiiill...

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>>148251
>This was the case for other Japanese VPNs I used too
Oh, damn that sucks. There was this Japanese university VPN someone recommended to me a while ago, SoftEther (or VPN Gate?), and I always assumed I could use it for posting there. I guess that won't work either? I'd love to know how to get a good reliable source to post on Futaba Channel.
>don't typically end with a ".jp" like residental IPs
I assumed it was Japanese people being strict about what sites were accessible.

>>148253
>Sorry, but I don't want to go into a online community...
Kek, I would have just suggested to venture into a random thread on a dead-ish board and post ... or ? or something minor. But thankfully someone else answered.
>You should be using a VPN just for heyuri anyway
>and the RCMP never knocked on my door
If you don't act recklessly and have actual real CP, you won't be detected with regards to 2d loli.


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>There was this Japanese university VPN someone recommended to me a while ago, SoftEther (or VPN Gate?), and I always assumed I could use it for posting there. I guess that won't work either
I can only speak for teh ones I used myself which don't allow posting
2chan just has this page that checks your IP status: https://jun.2chan.net/formail.php - Japanese VPNs I used all shows the "not jp" warning

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I'M AWAKE DURING HEYURI'S SLEEPY TIME WAHA!
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>>148254
You didn't know? :lolico:
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>>148259
>>148261
i am interested in meeting all of you right NAO
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>>148264
Show me your PENIS first.
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>>148266
it just exploded... ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>148270
Fufu~ I didn't even touch it... pathetic...

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Someone sang 'If it ain't one thing, it's another'
I've been through hell last year trying to find a way to get rid of an extension called 'Pricechop', but just when my terrible extension days were over, out of the blue comes 'Unisaalaes'. It's name alone is frightening!
Well, since Pricechop trained me as to how to get rid of it, let's use our training to get rid of Unisaalaes.
So said, so done!
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You install scam browser extensions? What are you a 90 year old grandma? Because if so then post a pic of them saggy tits.

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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Sonic the Hedgehog 2
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omedeto! i can usually get to oil ocean before getting too bored to complete it. But the furthest i've gotten is the mecha sonic boss which i've never been able to beat :sweat2:
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>>148197
S3&K is best experienced as one single game rather than in each part; it really was only split in half because they ran out of time

aquatic ruin is a weird level because you can quite easily never touch the water
but it goes to shit the moment that you do

I can't stand wing fortress and sky chase puts me to sleep
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>>148197
Get yourself a ROM that is both games as one! Best, and honestly the only way to play them. As standalones they are rather incomplete. But together, they make for the best classic Sonic in my opinio
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>But the furthest i've gotten is the mecha sonic boss which i've never been able to beat
Mecha Sonic is literally right before the final boss. The attack pattern is always the same, so if you get there with a fair bunch of lives you can get it down pretty quick ( ´ω`)
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>Mecha Sonic is literally right before the final boss.
yeah that's what made losing to it feel so bad (;´Д`)
>The attack pattern is always the same, so if you get there with a fair bunch of lives you can get it down pretty quick
sounds about right. The last time i got there was when i was playing with an actual mega drive when i was around 13... so i could probably beat it now with an emulator

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My cum sock reeks of wet dog hair after 2 weeks of usage. :dark:
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u r weak, my cum socks smell like rotten fish after only 2 days:iyahoo::cool:
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>ejaculate directly into your own mouth for easier cleanup
I actually do it a lot and I enjoy it! :biggrin: In that exact position!
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>>148184
There was a period of time where i got into that as well. Post-nut clarity always ended up hitting extra hard. That said, the taste of cum and/or feeling of cum in my face wasn't that bad. My ultimate goal always was to self-suck, but never achieved it :dark:
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>>148189
Good boy ( ´ω`)

>>148192
I used to be able to self-suck, back when I was a shota, before I metamorphosed into an ojisan. But it uh... sucked. It's a lot of effort and really more fun just to jerk off.
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>My ultimate goal always was to self-suck, but never achieved it
Same. Even though I'm skinny, I'm just not flexible enough to even touch it with my tongue :cry: So I had to substitute it with something else. I do not regret it nor ashamed of it. I actually enjoy it. And I love the taste of my cum. It took me a while to get used to it, though. At first I didn't like it at all. But now I can eat tons of my cum :dark:

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i bet you think ur real smart... well, SOLVE THIS
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2 x 5
so you just count it off
2 4 8 16 32

it's 32!!! (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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Okay. :biggrin:
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207 x=0
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The way to figure this out is to look at your hand. You have five fingers, now imagine you have hands on the ends of your fingers. That means you have 25 fingers.
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can we use a calculator for this test?

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ok

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Bark for me, puppy.~
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Awa and boil yer heed ya wee fanny
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wan wan! *humps ur arm*
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bark bark!
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WAN

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OMG, I asked a girl out to see a movie on sunday!!!111!??????? :glare::glare::glare:

This is the first time i do something like this. The exchange was sort of awkward. She accepted but i still feel like an idiot.

What am i supposed to do now? What am i supposed to do on Sunday? :dizzy:

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you did not do anything wrong. people make excuses to not show up all the time.
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>>148035
but WHYYYYYY
what did she say
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>>148065
Basically that she had to study. I just replied this morning: "Oh, what a shame"
Whatever, the world keeps spinning, i guess
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>>148067
I'm sorry man. In my experience, that means she was just trying to be nice and didn't want to reject you but never had any intention of going on a date.

Women are horrible, that's why we must spend our lives jerking off to 2D little girls.
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>>148067
don't give up anon


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