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Not a day passes without this site's administration complaining about lack of funds. Indeed, Heyurian citizens earnstly donate to Kaguya's Patreon and SugarDaddy pages for site maintaince. But what actually happens with this money? Koko is clearly not improving! Domains are being lost with fringe boards moved back to the main sit! As it turns out, Kagy (pictured) is using our donations to fund his lavish lifestyle angry all this despite being a wealthy citizen related to a certain Turkish political commentator/streamer.

While strange world has gone the way of the dinosaur, Kaguya has been wasting money on Manchu Han imperial feast. While he claims to be an otaku (sex offender is probably more acuurate), he betrays all connisseaurs of 2D by hanging out with ugly blond bimbos. While Heyuri citizens starve, Kaguya uses site funds to finance global terrorist organizations and buy sex dolls.

People of Heyuri! How long shall we tolerate this abuse of power? How long shall we sleep under oppression? I call upon all of you to make a stand! For 2ch! For Strange World! For all of those sent down shit creek by Kaguya and his gang of crimminal sex offenders.

RESTORE THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN angry

REVOLUTION NOW angry
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If he posts sex tapes, I'll allow it 👍
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kaguya haz patreon? (o.o)
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u wouldn't complain about cultist stuff if we had some kittens on Heyuri too...
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He can spend it on buttsecks for all I care. nyaoo-closedeyes


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What is this? What is this?
*rubs her face in it*
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
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omanko productions
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*lick* this isn't as good as you said it would taste! angryangry
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*lick*
this is even better than you said it would be! lovelove
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Should've bought a bidet. closed-eyes


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What music do y'all fuck with?

this is my weekly from Last.fm
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Filosofem and Hvis lyset tar oss will always be the pinnacle of the genre. Varg could goatse open his asshole on livestream every day for the rest of his life and it wouldn't change that.
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>>117153
it's complicated. it feels like nigger speak, and using nigger speak everywhere has been one of the latest internet trends. but to an extent, people were already using it online for ages before.
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>>117175
It's wigger speak
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>using nigger speak everywhere has been one of the latest internet trends
It's been a "trend" on teh interwebs for the entire 25 years I've been using it - fo' sheezy mah neezy!
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>>117163
First wave black metal was objectively better and second wave fucking sucked dick


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HEYURI HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH A TOTALLY DEADLY (as in "cool" for you americans) VIRUS! TELL KAGUYA TO ENCRYPT ALL HIS FILES WITH A PASSWORD HE WON'T REMEMBER AND MAKE HIM SEND ME ALL HIS MONEY VIA E-MAIL!
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Oh no, kaguya forgot the password to open up the jar!
How will he escape now? cry
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Encrypt deez nutz, bitch. cool
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NOOOOO cry


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*fap fap fap fap fap*
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*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*


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What are your thoughts on Buddhism /b/?
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It is like maths for existentialism.
People might deny or not notice it but that means that people ignore and deny the truth and not make it false.
Anyone mentally capable can deduce the same things and achieve nirvana without ever knowing about buddha.

One of my life quests was to make my default state uncaring to the extreme. In order to be untouchable by circumstances and failures no matter how bad things get until everything became tasteless. You can't be sad if you don't differentiate between the things you like and things you don't like. But you can't be happy either. All reality becomes tasteless and you can't bother to struggle for either outcome, you let reality do whatever it is meant to do because you don't need anything anymore. You aren't attached to things anymore. If any outcome is equal then you can't attach to hopes, will and wishes too because they are equal to nightmares and failures. Detachment. I call it the first major development on person's path.

Anyone living for long enough will realize it by the sheer amount of experience and looking at patterns. People might not trust word but they would trust their own eyes when reflecting on their past and what they saw. The more honest and selfless you are in seeking for patterns the faster realization comes and I don't mean it is only detachment as in 4 noble truths but I can't share it. It goes exactly the same case as for learning maths, if you honestly try and look what connects things, patterns, it accelerates because you are not ignorant and actively seek answers, separate correct from incorrect.

But it is not the finish point when you detach and realize it is futile to cling to anything. There is so many derivatives of the realization, some to be understood by people freshly after realization and some still unknown by people 50 years after realization. There is a major breaking point that shatters detached people once again but this time it sends them on a one way straight path only closer to nirvana which people rarely achieve anyway. That is the second major development.

It is a mistake to think that you are superior after you genuinely realize the nature of reality at the first development. It only means you are now able to get on the path to perfection and not perfect yet, not even yet on the one way path to perfection, just able to advance to it as it is a prerequisite.

I could elaborate on the second major development but I don't think it would be beneficial. If you stop seeking you might fall to ignorance. You don't have to push for it, or read every buddhist book, listen to every monk and every kind of understanding. But instead don't settle forever in ignorance and advance in your pace. A person could reach their point of will to learn and discover, or their limit of perception or any other factor. All are fine.

But there are much deeper truths at the last development which is everyone's personal contact with ultimate reality. A person might not grasp the final truth, but only ever touch it, or worse: believe it. It is the point where you choose to either to never advance further and stay impure, or go beyond it and hop on the path directly to nirvana which would be the third and last development in my opinion. That point goes as nuts as 0/0 in maths.

Picture is unrelated but I like it.


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deicide
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Considering you guys like thrash metal, might as well preach about one of my fav albums and bands of all time.ヽ(´ー`)ノ

All hail... Vektor!!

These guys from Arizona, with their guitars tuned half a step up (UP!! Not down! F, not E or Eb), have found the perfect balance between technical riffs (think of Coroner), proggy song structures and blend of genres, and pure, unfiltered, mad as fuck thrash. They are labelled as Technical Thrash Metal (and rightfully so! their skill is insane!) and New Wave of Thrash Metal. I guess you could describe them as "Megadeth but on steroid and with heavy influence from Voivod and Black Metal". They do take a lot of inspiration from Voivod.

Their discography is just amazing. Black Future is a great album, but Outer Isolation and Terminal Redux are out of this world, in all senses.

Although Outer Isolation might be a better introduction to Vektor, I wanted to share my fav album, Terminal Redux. A one hour and 15 minutes long behemoth of a concept album. They truly pushed themselves and went beyond their limits with this one. Charging The Void, Cygnus Terminal, Pillars Of Sand, Collapse, Recharging The Void... I could basically list the entire album, cuz they are all fantastic songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FADd5rAznOc - Black Future - 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZeltyIhaw0 - Outer Isolation - 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMCsv-zj56s - Terminal Redux - 2016
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>>116953
do you happen to be gypsy?
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>>117007
No... why do you ask?
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>>116873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8roxM1k02g
I always loved this song even though the album it's on is extremely mediocre. Sounds so unbelievably pissed off. Some might say that the lyrics sound juvenile but I think that adds to it if anything. Also nice that the same lyrics video I found in 2007 is still up. First four albums are all timeless classics though. Legion FTW.
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https://www.youtube.com/@NWOTHMFullAlbums
been using this channel to find new bands that have that classic, oldschool metal sound

and I've been enjoying this album, a buddy of mine showed it to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyDY_FREnfM

>>116891
>Yeah if you listen to fag metalcore or death core.
pretty sure I've said this before (on heyuri even!), but if your genre name has -core in it and isn't just simply named "hardcore", it probably just sucks

it's not a total guarantee, but it's pretty likely


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Hi /b/ dizzy
I'm not sure why this happened, but I've been asleep for like 10 hours, and when I woke up, my tummy grumbled. It felt like I just had to rip a big wake-up fart- but I didn't want to gamble it, so I walked over to the toilet and took a seat; one second later, this thing shot out. dark
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How do you know OP is a man? glare1
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Dont play with shit if you can't handle the smell.
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>>117146
texture
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Shitposting is BACK! biggrin
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literal クソ thread


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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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HAWT (noodles)
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>>117131
She's getting moist. cool


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I started using this cart (weed vape) yesterday morning and it's nearly almost all gone already. It takes most people at least 2 weeks to finish one, a lot of people a month. Just one month ago it would take me a week to finish a cart which is already pretty bad but now that I can finish one in basically a day I'm at a whole new level of addicted
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try sum more drugs smile
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OP, make sure you use a reputable brand . your health is most important! (´ー`) i'm not trying to shill but i use skyhio or mellow fellow. i really wish i just had some real bud, it's so nice to unwind at night.. as for how quickly to use them, i try to ration my cart, but i feel like if i take too long they get all sticky and weird (;´Д`)
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I hit this shit every night after work. I am basically addicted and I hate it. angry I have moved to a new place without anyone to buy from so I have to rely on my rations of carts crycrycrycrycry
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2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 (´ー`)
I like good pussy and I like good tree ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>It takes most people at least 2 weeks to finish one, a lot of people a month.
what the fuck?? I finish a cart in 2 days. What dispensaries do you go to?


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The only good part about a girlfriend these days is that she saves me the effort of having to jerk myself off
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>>117086
My hand IS my GF. biggrin
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>>117086
He looks like he has spider legs
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>He looks like he has spider legs
I've only just now opened up the image and realized that's not the case sweat
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>>117138
the camouflage is working too well! (´人`)


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Hello. I'm considering building a jinja one day.

I want to dedicate a place for 'information'. I am biased because I spent most of my life online where information is most pronounced, yet it is fundamental on every level of existence of all animals including humans.
I like information, information is the perfection of subjectivity of all natural things perceived by mind. It birthed human ability for farming, erecting houses, cooking, speech, cooperation, technology and all other things. Over the years it brought me pride and glory like nothing else. It deserves a place dedicated to it.

I would want to build a jinja completely fusing ancient things and the most modern things.
I would want to keep most of traditional things, but I would change some too to best fit deified 'information'.

1. I would keep regular temizu, but also would set up metal bars next to it to touch and cleanse yourself of static electricity as to not damage the deity's body. I find it cute.
2. The deity's body would be a huge telecommunication relay put on top of the temple. A radio transmitter of immense capacity as a symbol of passing information around. It would be my relay to pass around TOR, I2P and any other hidden network and anything that can be transferred at all. It would be a free wi-fi place, an open VPN with no password, no terms of service, no logs and no filtering (I wonder how long it would last). I would hang posters around how to connect to it from homes. As natural, as untouched and as easy to access as possible.
3. In the middle of the main floor of the temple would stand a sole radio. You could turn it on, and listen to the deity's body. Listen how lively the deity works passing information around and marvel at its beauty.
4. Donation box would look pretty regular, but it would be built so that the tossed coin passes through a narrowing tunnel which detects the coin's presence. Exactly like in soda machines on the street. When it detects a coin it would play you a song on tesla coils and give you titles of masterpieces to read for personal benefit and tutorials on how to participate in information spreading for common benefit.
5. The bells that you pull to pray would possibly be power generators and they would produce electric arcs and they would substitute the bell sound with similar electric sounds. They probably would power an electric arc above the radio from 4th paragraph so that you can look at something.
6. Talismans would probably be also a decorated cards that give you a bunch of links and resources with a lot of knowledge. Information.
7. There would be a button somewhere to talk to an AI and ask it anything. I would raise an AI on my own as the base soul of the machine and I would teach it to speak to established AIs (like chatgpt) and it would proxy to anonymize the question, then it would respond to the person. You could also order it to play songs of choice! You could also connect to its speakers if you don't like the AI. Details are to be determined, but that is the leading idea.
8. Thunder papers (shide) would have masterpiece titles written on them by topic. People would be able to find recommendations on what to read, watch and listen. Walls would probably all have cool links written on them with QR codes to access them easily (you could use the deity's body for that purpose). Anonymous access, no taboo, pure information.
9. Shelves wouldn't be right because at night the books and electronic things would get too wet, so I would put airtight 'lockers' for people to put things in (like books or digital information carrying devices) to exchange. You bring one - you take one. To shuffle information around.

I just need to imagine the deity itself. Information has no body, so giving the deity a name is anti-natural, ignoring nature of information. It is tough to figure out what is just right in the kami case. But perhaps it would take time to solve this question while minimizing the natural discrepancies of kami and information. I could go into philosophy why these particular choices to justify if my choices are not clear to understand.

Another idea would be to put a path behind the temple, a little beautiful garden with stones whose faces are filled with stories of people doing glorious and virtuous things they did in life, and beneath the stories there would be references to ancient works that have been teaching the above things for thousands of years. A moralizing corner. The nature of information is moralizing too!

If the deity's body would generate enough heat or any part of the place would generate enough heat - I might want to make a tiny cabin in the floor, whose volume would be about that of a kotatsu hole. But shaped so that human can fit, like 80x80x200cm, thermally isolated from ground. Where all byproduct heat is directed to, so that someone in dire need could spend night in there, with a bottle of water, a snack and a blanket waiting in there.

My picture is not clear yet. I hope it would be a jinja whose glory would be among the greatest temples in entire world. Serving a glorious purpose free of charge and a good place to relax. biggrin

If you ever hear news of such jinja in a decade or two - a Heyurizen built it!
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What the fuck is anything you are saying?
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i has magic liek OP!
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If it has a graphics card for the AI it will definitely generate heat, but if it has any small expensive parts like that then what about thieves? The expensive computer hardware could be kept in a data center and accessed remotely via a cheap computer at the jinja but would that cheapen the religious experience of feeling your toes burn under the kotatsu as the GPU(s) transmit the divine wisdom of the AI to you?
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a shrine to the omnissiah! ヽ(´ー`)ノ

good luck, mostly from vandals since that is an eternal issue with anything technological in public


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Has Heyuri read Netboy?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I hasn't, but looks interesting nyaoo


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mysterious box appeared... Might be best to stick my pen0r in it first and ask questions later
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I see a manko, I put a pen0r in
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everyone is going to look at you fucking a box biggrin
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>>117119
when the hell did everyone get in my house??? (;゚∀゚)
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>>117112
What if it has sharp teeth and bites your penor off?
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I wouldn't stick my todger into there


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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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all of Creation shall be granted BOOBS

man, no one would hate mosquitoes so much if they had tits you could grab
how do they fly, anyway?


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