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Den Fujita explains the introduction of hamburgers to japan perfectly, “The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skins is because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for two thousand years … If we eat McDonald’s hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white, and our hair blonde.”

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4 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)19:50:49 No.133281

zOMG EVOLUTION astonish

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5 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)20:00:05 No.133282

We need to fight american imperialism

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6 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)20:15:39 No.133286

We need to bring Loliconism Era to the world

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Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)21:23:11 No.133198 [Reply]

would u date her even if it had PENIS?

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2 Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)21:32:42 No.133201

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O.K.

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3 Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)21:40:25 No.133205

>>133198
KILL IT WITH FIRE. angry

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4 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/02/19(Wed)21:42:29 No.133206

YES

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5 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)19:12:39 No.133274

Why wouldn't I? I'm a faggot, after all.

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6 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)20:08:25 No.133285

>>133198
Why is it so big?

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Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)17:54:26 No.133265 [Reply]

WHO WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND?

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1 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)17:55:58 No.133266

Try not being so ugly first. biggrin

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2 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/02/20(Thu)19:39:02 No.133277

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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3 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)19:45:04 No.133279

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let me touch your boobs and it's a deal!

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4 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)20:01:16 No.133283

>>133279
Fine, I'll let you touch my man boobs

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Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)08:57:55 No.133238 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ・ ∀ ・ )━━━━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)16:03:29 No.133256

>>133238
Nice WIDE.

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2 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)18:18:43 No.133270

>>133238
Which Fry's was this taken at? I remember the San Marcos location had one of these monitors on displays

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Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)00:39:44 No.133219 [Reply]

SNACKS ARE MEIN

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1 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)15:45:12 No.133251

Holy trinity of foods:
Chips, cola and vodka drool

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2 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)15:56:14 No.133253

>>133251
No it's

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3 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)16:02:35 No.133255

>>133219
You can keep the snacks if you stay in that position and let me fuck you right in the ass. closed-eyes

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Anonymous 2025/02/18(Tue)20:54:24 No.133108 [Reply]

This is my face when I get to touch some loli boobies (´ー`)
What's your facce when you get to touch loli tiddies ? (ﾟー｀)

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16 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)02:53:09 No.133229

>>133121
quite good for ai art

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17 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)03:48:51 No.133233

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What boobs? Lolis don't have boobs unless you are referring to older JS and JC then yeah sure, i guess.

Also, i touched my niece's butt while giving her a back rub when i was 25 it felt soft and nice.

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18 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)09:14:32 No.133239

>>133208
my niece used to do that to me all the time when she was 7

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19 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)10:41:41 No.133240

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>>133208
my niece used to do that to me all the time when she was 17

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20 Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)13:22:50 No.133244

>>133229
it can be *amazing* nowadays
https://img.heyuri.net/l/koko.php?res=21483#p21486

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Anonymous 2025/02/20(Thu)05:42:38 No.133235 [Reply]

wanna ride the yukari-mobile?

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Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)09:42:45 No.133150 [Reply]

playing with fire

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1 Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)12:08:08 No.133156

>>133150
PAWNCH! angry

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2 Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)17:12:05 No.133172

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>>133150
muHA!

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3 Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)23:00:23 No.133211

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>muHA!
haMU!

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Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)01:38:00 No.133128 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)01:42:16 No.133129

This is why boobas are too scary and flat is best

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2 Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)05:14:37 No.133140

reverse search gave me the name Mouryou no Nie
I'm not horny enough to jerk off right now, so someone else watch it and let us know if it's any good. nyaoo-closedeyes

https://myanimelist.net/anime/16091/Mouryou_no_Nie

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3 Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)19:26:13 No.133184

>egg.gif

That's terrifying! cry

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4 Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)20:02:40 No.133190

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)18:15:44 No.133175 [Reply]

Do any of you FREAKS know of a good site to install fonts? I'm looking for a super cutesy font for my super cutesy desktop!

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1 Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)18:23:13 No.133176

dafont is has a lot of free ones made by people. also, google fonts has a ton of public domain fonts which are pretty good.

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2 Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)18:26:47 No.133179

thats a big fat grandma miku
my dick approves biggrin

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3 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/02/19(Wed)20:34:31 No.133191

there's probably fonts buried somewhere in up biggrin

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Anonymous 2025/02/13(Thu)05:50:07 No.132708 [Reply]

come to bed, anon-kun ヽ( ´∇`)ノヽ(´∇` )ノ

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5 Anonymous 2025/02/13(Thu)15:38:24 No.132717

>I HAVE A WIFE I REFUSE TO ALLOW MYSELF TO BE SEDUCED
*SEDUCES U*

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6 Anonymous 2025/02/13(Thu)20:44:27 No.132723

I HAVE 2 WIVES AND THEY'RE SEDUCING ME

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7 Anonymous 2025/02/13(Thu)21:09:12 No.132725

>>132708
this will never happen to a heyuri user

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8 Anonymous 2025/02/13(Thu)21:28:56 No.132727

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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9 Anonymous 2025/02/19(Wed)20:00:10 No.133189

A loli trying to seduce you is a *sweet trap*.

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Anonymous 2025/02/18(Tue)14:48:42 No.133086 [Reply]

running away to the wild west with my loli
life is good

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1 Anonymous 2025/02/18(Tue)17:23:22 No.133097

Lolita but set in the 80's or early 90's would be cool.

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2 Anonymous SAGE! 2025/02/18(Tue)17:43:02 No.133099

Also I'm reminded of Lamb by Bonnie Nadzam.

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3 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/02/18(Tue)22:52:10 No.133116

running away to teh wild west with my LOLs

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4 OP-san 2025/02/19(Wed)01:14:01 No.133126

>>133116
Hey! U stole my LOLs! angry

Give them back!

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hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/02/18(Tue)07:00:03 No.133073 [Reply]

since its been ages since it was last mentioned on Heyuri and island registrations have recently been re-opened on it, theres a game on Heyuri★CGI called Hakoniwa Islands 2. essentially its a multiplayer game where players develop their own islands but can interact with others through war, AIDS, alliances, etc.

PVE instance: https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakoniwa2/
PVP instance: https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakopvp/
wiki page: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Hakoniwa_Islands

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1 Anonymous 2025/02/18(Tue)08:29:17 No.133075

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Nevar forget epstein's island

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2 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/02/18(Tue)08:55:44 No.133076

>Nevar forget epstein's island
o7

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3 Anonymous 2025/02/18(Tue)23:15:57 No.133117

i dont understand that game cry

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4 Anonymous 2025/02/18(Tue)23:23:30 No.133118

it's easier than it looks! https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakoniwa2/manual/beginner.html

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Anonymous 2025/02/18(Tue)11:03:30 No.133077 [Reply]

guess what's inside

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2 Anonymous 2025/02/18(Tue)11:26:17 No.133079

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>>133078
MATSURI

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3 Anonymous 2025/02/18(Tue)14:31:50 No.133085

lucky

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4 Anonymous 2025/02/18(Tue)15:48:12 No.133090

she ate the tuna. its sparkling cleanヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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5 Anonymous 2025/02/18(Tue)18:05:10 No.133100

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>>133079

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6 Anonymous 2025/02/18(Tue)22:45:15 No.133115

>>133100
ZOMG (;ﾟДﾟ)

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