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We will hold the 12th Townhall next Saturday (5th) 19:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]
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No.144349 [Reply]
Kill/Kiss/Raep/Fuck/Marry?
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No.144353
>Kill
Myself, so that I don't have to Kiss/Raep/Fuck or Marry any of them.
🚬closed-eyes🔫
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No.144354
kill/kiss/fuck/rape/marry

Explanation: 1 is weird looking. 2 has nice lips I wanna kiss. 3 is ugly but I already killed and 4 looks fun to, ehm, do that to. marry 5 because I want her to sit on my face everyday and be a bossy wife
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No.144356
All of them r ugly lel
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No.144373
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Waste of time for us to decide, since the women will fuck eachother! (Eventually)
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No.144378
Wuts the difference between fuck and raep? biggrin

>>144373
I envy lezbos closed-eyes
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No.143954 [Reply]
there is literally nothing interesting in mauritania
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No.144209
thre is literally nothing interesting in your head
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No.144231
>there is literally nothing interesting in mauritania

Except for you. 💘
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No.144321
>>144195
If I told you I would have to kill you ph34r
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No.144331
>>144195
selling slaves ( ´ω`)

it's pretty much the last place where it's practiced out in the open ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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ur tellin me this isn't interesting?
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No.144358 [Reply]
New hot ride... this sends more shivers down spines than the planes!
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No.144361
...is that a paramotor trike? are those supposed to be bombs on the sides?
god, imagine getting bombed by some moron whose max airspeed is 45mph lmao
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No.144364
>>144361
yes and yes
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No.144370
Is this the african space agency?
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No.144315 [Reply]
would you relive your life knowing what you know today?
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No.144326
>>144318
Duh! biggrin
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No.144336
>>144318
I'd make different choices about pretty much everything. I'd molest all the lolis while I'm young enough to get away with it. As soon as I can talk I'd start persistently nagging my parents to buy stocks in companies like Amazon and Apple. I'd save up thousands (or millions if the stocks pay off fast enough) and buy all the bitcoins as soon as they're available.
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No.144345
>>144315
I was just thinking about how many opportunities I missed out on due to being a moron when I was younger, before seeing this thread.
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No.144362
my two regrets are going to college and having exactly 0BTC despite knowing about it from the start
going back in time would let me fix both problems
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i'd probably look like satan spawn or the messiah talking in perfect english right after birth, skip most grades and graduate highschool extremely early, and i'd become a multimillionare off bitcoin
not to mention the lolis i could pull
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No.144246 [Reply]
What's your dream vacationing spot, /b/?
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No.144256
teh moon
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No.144265
Japan, obviously dance
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No.144266
None, I liek my room nyaoo-closedeyes
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theres no place i rather be than here with you only on heyuri.net! biggrin
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No.144335 [Reply]
Did you ever watch any late night shows? i was born a bit too late to experience the peak of late night popularity in the 90s but I remember watching Conan O'Brien with my grandpa and thinking it was pretty funny
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No.144343
Does full metal alchemist count?
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No.144355
I started checking out the Daily Show when Jon Stewart came back. I still find him funny but it's not as good as it used to be. The rest of the hosts are awful though and I can't watch them. I also used to watch The Colbert Report. God, I can't believe I actually miss George W. being president...
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No.144332 [Reply]
Next Sunday, I have to give a talk in church about the verse John 13:35 "By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another". What should I say?
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No.144333
depends on the occassion i think
ask gpt-san, he is much more efficient than me right now nyaoo
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No.144334
being open to loving yuor bros is following the path of christ.
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No.144341
something about butt secks ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.144342
Say what happens if you don't love one another
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No.144348
First sit alone in a calm environment with your Bible, pray something akin to this: "Father in heaven, though I am a sinner unworthy to know your mysteries, I ask that you please guide my reading of your word. May the Holy Spirit rest upon me, and may my holy guardian angel keep watch and guard me against the guile of the devil. I pray that you endow me with wisdom that I might glorify your name. I ask this in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen."

Then, search for parallel verses and read them carefully. There are several in 1 John and 1 Corinthians 13 that come to mind, but don't neglect to check the gospels and the other letters. Try to avoid "figuring" the verses out, at least at first, and do not ask ChatGPT or Google. Read them several times and meditate on them, letting the mind of Christ guide you first before you try to discern anything. It is not by our own exertion that we can understand the scriptures, but only through the guidance of the Spirit. And indeed, if your congregation is impressed by what you had to say, and if they praise you call you wise, humble yourself and give all credit to the Lord.

>For our God is a consuming fire.
Hebrews 12:29

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WaV2x8GXj0
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No.144316 [Reply]
loli luv 2 kill!
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LOLI HAET SANTA
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loli haet pizza luvers
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No.144339
i'd like to see this loli without the dead guy
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No.144124 [Reply]
i dunno have a nice day
[making other os tans so stay tuned]
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10000000000000x poly version
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>>144173
cool
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No.144313
>>144312
onehole not included.
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No.144314
>>144313
Not that bad, there's still two left waha
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No.144319
those are premium subscriptions locked by a monthly paywall. sweat3
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No.144133 [Reply]
So /b/, have you ordered your Switch 2 yet?
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>>144148
>>144151
Nintendo has finally caught on to what the fans REALLY want iyahoo
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No.144168
I love the mainline Nintendo games, but they aren't such a necessity to the point where i can't wait for an emulator to be made... and i'm not retarded enough to waste that much fucking money on Nintendo ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

+ emulators end up having lots of big advantages over teh original console, not only in power but for example, i played Super Mario Bros Wonder and TOTK like a whole week b4 release ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.144188
nope
shit, I barely emulate the switch 1, only bothered for Pokemon
I just don't care about first party Nintendo

everything else I'd play is on PC, and I don't have a major need for a portable system
I won't pretend I haven't been tempted to get a steam deck, but it'd basically fill the role of "very cheap gaming laptop" to use when with IRL friends rather than an actual handheld lol
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No.144254
>>144133
What switch 2 game is that? Looks really hawt.. love
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No.144309
i'll buy a switch 2 when there are games i actually want to play on it like splatoon 4 but i won't pay $450 for one
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No.143845 [Reply]
Windows 7 was the peak of Bill Gates' genius
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No.143950
ALL versions of windows are SHIT!!! angry angry
Linux is also SHIT!!! angry angry angry
You thought Mac must then be the good one but it's also SHIT!!! angry
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No.143951
>>143950
True, that's why I'm browsing heyuri from MSDOS. I just have to infer what the images posted are based on context.
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No.144283
>>143950
I RUN SHIT OS ON MY SHITTOP!!! angry
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No.144289
>>144283
I RUN MY SHITWARE ON MY SHITOS ON MY SHITTOP angry
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No.144302
>>144289
I fucking run win 10 on my pc angryangry
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No.143565 [Reply]
desktop rating thread
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No.143998
>>143960
I think it was fluxbox
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>143925
>>143928
>>143934
Gentoo with icewm. Desktop icons are provided by spacefm. It's nothing particularly special.
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No.144280
>>143615
awesome . not sure how you got it to look so crispy but ... awesome .
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.144096 [Reply]
These are teh people I imagine I'm posting with here. ^-^

What do you think teh average heyurizen is like? unsure
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>>144181
Are you the Kazakh drug mule? Because I really wanna hear this guy's story...
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No.144193
I am only #9. Maybe one day I will graduate to becoming teh Hobo. nyaoo-closedeyes
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yeah i'm a lolicon. what of it?
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>yeah i'm a lolicon. what of it?

sex with children is ILLEGAL!!! 😡💢
YUO GO 2 JAIL!!1! 👮
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No.144263
I'm like a mix between all of these
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No.143820 [Reply]
WTF I JUST SAW A LITTLE GIRL PLAYING OUTSIDE WITH NO PANTS ON!!! dance2
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>>144080
We only server feetburgers here angry
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Welcome to Foot Burger, home of the foot burger! Can I take your order?
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No.144108
>>144076
Does it happened by accident? Or... nyaoo2
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No.144110
or... raep? astonish
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No.144253
>>144085
Did you run over after she was done to sniff and lick up the piss? kuma6
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No.144178 [Reply]
(｀・ω・´)
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No.144202
\(｀・ω・´)/ --!!
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No.144211
かわいいもの
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No.144215
\(｀●・ω・●´❀)/ --!!
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heil mirin
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No.144240
/(｀・ω・´)7 --sieg heil`!!
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