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I didn't know Japanese songs could be this fast... astonish

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Speaking of harenochiguu and songs, is there anyone on heyuri knowledgeable enough to know what this BGM is called?
It plays in quite a few anime, but the two examples in the video came off the top of my head. And before anyone asks, the two series don't share a composer.
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No.137640
TEH FAST dance2
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No.137647
i think they could be faster
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No.137650
https://storylearning.com/fastest-spoken-languages

Japanese is teh single fastest spoken language nyaoo-closedeyes
u can find other researches besides the one I linked but Japanese's place doesn't change
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No.137685
>>137647
Care to share, monfrere? glare2

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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>>137611
smooth, symmetrical cabbage angry
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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need moar cabbage...
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>need moar cabbage...
Hey, don't ask for the impossible!!!
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loli likes cabbage (ﾟ∀ﾟ

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WTF AN ALLIGATOR!?!!1glareglareglare

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No.137643
exterior crocodile alligator
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No.137646
>>137642
florida house decoration nyaoo-closedeyes
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No.137669
tail is so strong that it carries the entire body without bending astonish

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GENTLEMEN... BEHOLD! An tomato!

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Ahh... suteki...
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! ! !

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Hi

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No.137658
o hai thar
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>>137658
Hello!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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knock knock

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>>137649
anime peaked here
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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be wholesome on this thread

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No.137631
all of heyuri is wholesome ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.137633
depraved..
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delicious innocent icecream ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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finally a reason for me to go outside™ happy

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No.137625
>>137624
i LOL'd ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.137626
>>137353
Oh yeah, I guess the retards from school days would eventually grow up, wouldn't they? （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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>>137624
LOL'd. I'd rather have the suicidal doll sweat3
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No.137638
For Pete's sake people, it is Grape Ape. Grape. Ape. Yeah, the voice actor probably could have enunciated better when doing his derpy purple goril-il-la voice, but I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it. If you have to try to insist that this show was pervy, maybe go after the episode where he falls head over heels over the big girl gorilla parade float. That's pretty pretty much like being infatuated with a blow up doll, right there. I suppose it was a different time, like with Bugs Bunny in drag. Speaking of, isn't anyone else sick of the whole Bugs Bunny as queer icon thing? When Bugs Bunny did drag he was the epitome of the "it's a trap!" type of intention that queer people are trying to get away from being stereotyped as. Bugs Bunny is not a role model, and he's certainly not a queer role model.

Right, where was I? Not all heroes ape grapes, or something. I digress.
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No.137639
>>137638
what did you say? gape rape?

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Learned how to use ffmpeg so I could .mp4 this because Heyuri doesn't like .mov files

Enjoy lol

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>>137472
this shit is so stupid closed-eyes hey anatatachi post some tentacle erotica to make things sober sweat3
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No.137518
whats the lore? whyd this guy wanna make the film? just for shock value?
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No.137632
my loonix desktop doesn't seem to like .mov either glare1
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No.137634
>>137518
hes just a freaky freak gettin his freak on at the freak off
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No.137635
>>137634
im glad hes deadbiggrin

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i want to have sex closed-eyes2

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No.137596
gay faggotry faggots fag fags
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>137600
that is genuinely cute
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>137617
sex with girls

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If you were given the power of the Death Note, who would you kill /b/?

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No.137592
In that case I will write "every hot girl dies of natural causes a few decades after spending their 10s-40s in my harem" iyahoo
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No.137593
"Hawt single babe in my area
Cause of death: drowning in my cum"
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No.137597
>>137593
That gives me a great idea. I'd make a list of thousands of the wealthiest/most powerful attractive girls in the world with the cause of death as "died of a heart attack caused by an intense orgasm while being impregnated by me". How could the death note pull that off without making me the king of the world? Either that or the most stealthy and evasive serial rapist ever.
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No.137601
>>137507
killing criminals is the only way i can think to make the world a better place.
but is not like the influential and important criminal openly commits crime nor their faces and name happens to be publicly known.
I would avoid killing political figure, it ranges from being meaningless to incredibly chaotic(ex gheddafi, hussein,francis ferdinand).
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>>137507
I would use it to systematically kill politicians, setting them up so that they reveal a bunch of state secrets, only to die from heart attacks. Making it look as if they were assassinated for being whistleblowers. People would have no choice but to live as they please.

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I am Ashurbanipal, offspring of Poo-Poo and Gay Grimace, the oldest prince of the royal harem, whose name Kagunya and Anonwaha, the lord of the WAHA, have named for the kingship from earliest days, whom they formed in his parent's ANUS, for the rulership of Heyuri; whom Kagunya, Anonwaha and Hachikuji, by their unalterable divine decree, have ordered to exercise sovereignty.

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No.137319
>>137317
I don't see it anywhere
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No.137339
It's at teh bottom of teh battle screen!
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No.137357
>>137339
found it but the knowledge isn't helping my slimes get better genes
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rubbing PENISes and boobs together for long enough created a slime with 203 DEX (equivalent to a human with a 203 IQ) but it lost to the rank 50
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new record breaking slime weighing in at 108 lbs!

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OH FUCK

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No.137586
ZOMFG!!!1!

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This picture of my wife and daughter enjoying lunch is too small. Can we please get an enhancement?

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>>137529
now it needs a heyuri watermark! waha
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No.137541
>Hey, the photo doesnt look much bigger than before. And it's all blurry. And what's up with my wife's face?!
but there's moar food!
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nyaoo-closedeyes
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>>137552
screencapping your own posts is so sad cry
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>>137552
epic screencap

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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I love this great job OP
dancedance2dance2dance
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No.137503
whats the song name?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80zgJV1ojPg
WWW.Blonde Girl Momo Mix dance
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No.137563
>>137554
thank you for your service
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No.137575
>thank you for your service
(`･ω･´)ゞ

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