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what are the dangers of raising a daughter?
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>>170131
you have to find her a parther before she turns twelve! :worry2:

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i like it when boy rub PENISnes together
i bet they feel really warm
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>>170093
it cant be done
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It does, it's one of the few sex acts I've performed in irl life :blush:

it's one thing to touch your own PENIS and balls but when you touch someone else's you really do notice the warmth, and when you put your PENISes together :dizzy:

and remember heyuri, when you put your PENISes together, nothing is impossibru!!!! :biggrin:
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moar
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>>170125
and the texture, and the pulse
mine bores me, but anothers...

sorry, im short on good frot images
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posting in a PENIS thread :hokke:

You were happily frolicking by the shore when Big Nigger Giant Joe cast Nigger Orb Spell of Destruction: Saturn, the Nigger Planet towards you!! :worry:
How do you react? :worry2:
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offer fried chicken in exchange that my soul may be spared🙇‍♂️
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I cast THIN NIGGERMAN OF PROTECTION*!

*a thin nigger appears in front of the caster blocking all damage
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me and the crew would just hop in the whip, fly to space, and slang indo to aliens 🚬👽

also nice album OP :onigiri::nigra::onigiri:
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Eighteen stark naked black bucks in the fields at Ram Ranch
Don't need no whips, red hot cowboy cocks always ready to break them bucks
Ain't you heard? Slavery's still legal down at Ram Ranch
Eighteen puckered black holes, steamin' hot in the sun
Sweaty black butts bent over just waitin' to get fucked

Hundreds of black nigger slaves drinkin' cowboy piss
Don't you spill a drop or the cotton get wet n' yellow
Cowboys fuckin' each other's butts n' makin' the slaves watch
Some of the slaves fuckin' each other too, big buck fucks

Thousands of black slaves herded around all naked at Ram Ranch
Cowboys suckin' nigger cocks, slaves fuckin' cowboy butts
Forget the cotton, jus' get that big sweaty black butt over here boy
Fuck and suck thousands of black cowboy cocks
Suckin' and fuckin' 'til we run out of bucks

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Virgin boy eggs are a traditional dish of Dongyang, Zhejiang, China, in which eggs are boiled in the urine of young boys, preferably under the age of ten.

Virgin boy eggs are widely accepted as a tradition in the city. Boy egg vendors go to elementary schools in the city where they collect urine from young boys, preferably under the age of ten. Children who have been raised in the city are used to the practice, and relieve themselves in basins that the vendors place in the hallways. The teachers often remind the boys not to urinate in the basins if any of them have a fever or feel ill.
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Dongwang :biggrin:
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:drool:
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Heyuri is always teaching me new stuff!
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the only virgin boy eggs I want in my mouth are a shota's undropped little balls :nyaoo::drool:
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What's the absolute worst case scenario for the Internet in the next 10 years? :glare:
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We get even more threads about the future of the internet
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You have to age verify everything and you lose even more of your privacy (´;ω;`)
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maor ai slop and bots on EVERYTHING!!!!! :dizzy:
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CP is still illegal :cry:

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SPL0000000000ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖRKT
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Period fetishists: :nosebleed: :drool: :tongue:
Others: :worry2: :worry: :vomit:
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>>170086
ima period fetishist but thats too much :astonish:
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delicious juice

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my lips hurt sooo mach from biting and eating teh skin off of them, but i can't stop!!!!! and it kinda feels nice... :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>169997
will do!:happy:
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skin is tasty (´¬`)
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SKIN BITERS UNITE!!! (・∀・)[kao]
I bite it off my fingers and I bite it off my lips. And sometimes the cut scabs from my emo fagging sessions.
[/kao]
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itadakimasu
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Konyata is a sexy loli wife

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whats heyuri's opinion on mainstream anime?
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>>170028
I dont care if something is popular or unpopular. I only care if it has win
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well good or bad, i asure that they cant recreat those 2000s atmosphere even if they try to. Those are days gone and never comeback
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i hate all anime the only jp stuff i like is hentai ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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i think we all should have mafia mario's mindset
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>>170107
I used to be like that until I found out some anime is even more erotic than hentai

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Hey everyone, I’m (probably) going to start an English translation of 2chan — not to be confused with futaba — and while I know m00t already did something similar with 4chan, I’m doing this mostly for shits n giggles and as a personal challenge, and I’ll probably need some devs to help out; any suggestions or advice would be awesome.

Also… I’m gay.
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>>170094
those aren't girls, they're plastic surgery demons
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>>170101
Is it from thisvid? :biggrin:
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>>170101
its still kinda gross
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>>170102
no but I'm sure it's on there somewhere

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/b/, hear me out.
I’ve discovered the truth about sandwiches.
Every sub, hoagie, hero, panini… controlled by Big Lettuce.
You think you’re choosing your toppings freely? Wrong. They’re monitoring your mayonnaise intake.
I’ve traced secret mayo supply routes through three states.
Next step: infiltrate the hoagie factories.
We either rise as free eaters… or perish under the mustard overlords.
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You're on the precipice of a huge conspiracy. :dark:
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you're right... it all makes sense now... :astonish:
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Put peanut butter and cum in all your sandwiches to deactivate the neurotoxins that were airdropped by chemtrails into the wheat before it even became bread. Click the link in the description and use promo code CUMMIES to buy some of my cum for 10% off if you can't make enough of your own because the neurotoxins already shrank your testes!
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I am 7 steps ahead of you, OP. All the sandwiches I buy are veggieless and sauceless meat and cheese subs. Big Ketchup WON'T win this time! :cool:

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I just masturbated!
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i once took a nude photo like that one and found it circulating on a femboy blog months later
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>>170023
I wonder if the video of me jerking off while crossdressing with a buttplug in and showing my hole is still circulating. :unsure:
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>>170060
Well, do you regret it?
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>>170060
who knows. things move so fast in such circles and theres always more twinks. its all so tiring.

/b/ is for /b/utthole :drool:
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>>169819
legal butthole is better
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Why is it flaccid
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>>170039
:closed-eyes2:
Shotas / otokonokos have:
・cute voices
・large, clear eyes
・cute small phimosis pen0rs
・doll-sized bodies

>>170079
He's too used to being nopan, it doesn't gib boner anymore
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>>170087
shotas are not the same as otokonoko though. otkoknoko are typically closer to twink age.

nopan is good taste though

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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These are very very
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delicious :hokke:
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>>169958
Shut your mouth zipperhead. This is european cuisine that predates your rotten fish on vinegared rice by hundreds of years!
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>>169962
our fish not rotten, you stomach just weak from eating one hundred cheeseburger a day and drink sugar water! no refund!
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I prefer these :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>169958
It is eurasiatic not westernlol, I like sushi too

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every day is the same. every week is the same. month after month,
year after year. My life has lost meaning, each day bleeds into the
next, I don't remember my own thoughts, but it doesn't matter,
they're the same thoughts I had yesterday and the same ones
I'll have tomorrow.

My life is totally unremarkable. I haven't felt anything other
than irritation, boredom, and weak 3 second daily orgasms from
my masturbation addiction in years.

I may kill myself soon. What is the point of going on like this?
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Have you tried not being sad, that usually helps me
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shrooms gave me something like depression, but if you already are depressed and desperate you could try
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>>169926
i second this
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Shrooms give you a great afterglow. You might think your depression is cured after you've taken them, but it will come back. Take the time you have during the afterglow to do good thing with your life and don't waste it. Then after a while, you can trip again.

If you just recklessly take copious amounts of psychedelics like I have, you'll just become even more of an isolated weirdo. Whatever, at least my mind is like, free from the Matrix, man. 🌸:dizzy:
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>>170059
had a lot of fun going down this route. from what i've seen eventually you will reach a tipping point and have a crash out trip. a few things can happen: go schizo and convert to jebus, die/go to jail, or you reach the monad and escape samsara at the cost of some irrevocable sacrifice :dizzy:


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