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Recently, I've started dry humping my plushies and rubbing my PENIS against them. I saw one of those plushophile communities and wondered if plushies actually felt that nice. I really liked the softness of a plush on my PENIS to be honest. I've done this particularly on this shitty bootleg Miku plush I bought from a flea market. She looks a bit like the one in the pic. I've held off on ejaculating on her since I don't really know to clean it off.
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>>172702
have you heard of the term faggot i think you coined it JKAUHSUHDWHSDUWSDI
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>>172703
That's rude
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i think you can clean semen by soaking the plush in cold/warm soapy water and drying it with a towel/hair dryer?

you can clean dirt and mud like in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDShiy_xE20

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You guys got any peculiar dreams lately?


I had a weird one. It started with me sitting at a restaurant (I think it was an old tram or train at first, but it slowly shifted into a beachside restaurant, location changes happen often in my dreams. What's important is that there were rows of seats and lots of people sitting and talking with each other). I was smoking, but for some reason I could inhale smoke for way longer than irl, so I kept inhaling out of curiosity. And then I exhaled it all in a big cloud of smoke. This cloud "hit" a blonde girl in front of me. She got really pissy about it and her friend started recording me with her phone, threatening that she will call the cops. I got spooked by that and so I tried to take away her phone, but couldn't because of the sluggish movements you usually get in dreams. Instead I took out a knife out of nowhere (kinda similar to pic rel, except longer) and stabbed the girl multiple times to death. Afterwards I started killing everyone else in the train/restaurant, like 10 people at least. Some kids, a young girl and an even younger boy, managed to escape me, and so I pursued. I run outside, and only then realised I was near a beach and that the place I left was a restaurant. I spotted the kids as they went somwhere else. I run after them for some time, managing to put my foot or arm just in time to stop the doors they went into from closing (I had a feeling that these doors would be locked automatically if they closed). At some point I thought I almost got them locked with me in some room, but they suddenly disappeared after I looked away from them for a second, and the dream shifted to 3rd person perspective and became a True Crime Documentary. Some guy with deep voice started describing the murders I commited, and how I was outsmarted by two kids into locking myself in a boiler room :dark:

I also had another, shorter dream. In it I got mugged while entering my house, by some homeless looking guy. Instead of a knife he held a... potato peeler to my throat :sweat2: I cried out for help and some of my old colleagues, whom I haven't seen in years irl, arrived. Only to take the side of the mugger and accuse me of being at fault in this situation. Some fucking friends :angry:
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>>172552
What a terrific nightmare. You should see a psychologist.
This can happen to anyone! Beware of these monsters, hiding their true intentions under innocent appearance.
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Last night when I was falling asleep I began seeing hallucinations, regular sparking waves as if blue deep ocean waves moved stars, each time a wave would reset the stars that it brought would pop like soda bubbles, appear and reapper
Then it calmed and changed to a cyan water surface over deepest black depths and stripes appeared, more stripes appeared, and they moved as waves moved eventually creating a net floating over it, then I my memory stopped, then dreams appeared

I appeared in church, as priest rised the host it appeared in 4 equal fragments in my hands, then i saw it whole drifting over a water surface, the same black surface as in hallucinations

A dog appeared and it was being hostile so I grabbed it by its face to prevent biting and tried moving it away to safety holding it entirely by the face
It tried resisting so I crushed its face and threw the dog away like trash

I appeared in high school and i was to find an inequality's domain but i could not and the teacher laughed at me and gave me worst grade, then as the bell rang she told us to show homework just before we leave the classroom and i got a second retard grade for not having done it, and third retard grade because i did not bring books too
I was summoned to the principal over a court case i had but i walked out of school instead

A rainbow bullet travelled through the void to break over an invisible wall into a million of shards each of a different color and shade in slow motion, hot shards fell on my skin and burned me
All my teachers were insulting me as a failure and a druggie, that i destroyed my health and will remain blind, that i am a criminal and nuisance, that this is exactly what they expected of me

A ship during a night over black water whose silhouette was only partly illuminated by sharp white moon light suddenly did 90 degrees turn down and dove into the abyss
Vision began warping in a hallucinatory manner, i felt fear and nausea, an electric zap was audible as i opened my eyes, woken up to a grid of dots over my entire vision whether eyes are open or not, dots soon popped and filled my vision with static noise, it was half an hour in total i am guessing
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I had one tonight, but unfortunately I've forgotten a lot of details that I remember thinking were pretty interesting right after waking up.
Anyway from what I remember me and some other people were underwater to infiltrate Epstein's castle or something and from what I remember we found in one of the rooms a fat half naked guy and a "B" appeared on "screen" (AKA my POV, but for some reason it seemed to register as a screen), so we called him some dumb ridiculous name that starts with B. There were also 3 symbols of 3 different colors behind him, but what those did was something that I don't remember. I believe we then discussed if he was implicated on crimes relating to Epstein, to which I believe our conclusion was yes.

I also remember one dream, that had something to do with visiting a castle, but the part I remember best involved me being in a swamp and fighting eyebalçl looking creatures witha a tennis racket.


This thread made me remember a lot of vague stuff, so I'll say some of it:
I remember a dream where I was in some sort of dungeon and found a monster in a library room and ran away from with super speed and super tall jumps through a cemetery, eventually arriving at a pool where I tried to peep on some lolis that were swimming there.
In another one I was walking through a part of town I've never been before on a nice sunny day and I walked through a restaurant with naked waitresses and I got gifted plates, then I saw a girl I was friends with in middle school at the train station and talked with her for a while and tried to offer her the plates.

I had a crazy Rain World dream a while ago. I was playing rain world in a gray version of Garbage waste and there were purple lizards that spit the rot and really weird plants. A bunch of deaths, close calls, etc. happen until in one attempt the rains coming and suddenly I arrive at a fusion of my university with my middle school and the game starts switching between 2D and 3D and I try desperately to climb some pipes. Eventually it's just real life but the rain's still coming so I go to the bunker shelter thing which is apparently where I was a member of the "shrine club" in middle school. For some reason I instead went to a nearby gazebo, which was the shrine, where the other members of the club arrived. We decided to stay in the gazebo, since it had a roof and thus could protect from the rain.
Eventually in a state of desperation we somehow lift the gazebo from the ground with us still in and just float aroun

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I went to the notes app on my phone to see if I had written any more interesting things and I found a detailed one as well as an account of a dream described in >>172684 that i wrote after waking up.

Here's the detailed one:
I was playing a platforming game that kind of looked like The End is Nigh. At some point, the game turned 3D and looked just like real life, except there were celeste dash replenishers and I had to dash to the back of an apartment where an old friend lived while avoiding some obstacles.
At this point i was in the same situation as a previous dream which im not sure ever existed. Basically I was near an old friends house and i had to hide for reasons I dont remember. Then I took up the fake name "(i forgot the first name) Evermore" to better hide (?), which I considered changing to "Evermeyer", since itd be easier to fake being German, as most people don't speak it.
Then I went left and descended some stairs, in which a girl, which I was either stalking or wansnt but was worried she would think i was, almost saw through my disguise.
Then I met a blonde anime girl who used to be in love with me. She immediately recognised me despite the fact that I had a fake name and years had passed since we last talked, which I found quite moving. Also she wasnt wearing any panties, or pants or skirts, so I could see her vagine if not for a small white dot that was there for censorship i guess. There was also a pink haired one which didn't say anything, but I had known since ever that she was in love with me (it seemed in the dream past, I had been in some kind of harem anime situation).
Then I followed them and some other girls who I apparently knew into an idol studio, because they were idols. They went in their idol room to talk or whatever while I stayed in a different room, since I was male. Eventually I felt like I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom which had a security camera in it that I interacted with (the video game kind of interact).
There were logs already in the camera, indicating someone suspicious had been here and done something. I was curious, but I had to pee, so I decided I would look at them later. However upon selecting the option to not look at the logs, my character started deleting them. I would then learn this was because my character didn't actually want to pee, he just wanted to go to the rooftop through the bathroom window, so he had to turn off the camera (which also deleted the logs for some reason), and the logs were just a


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>>172466
Once upon a time, I dreamt I was a butterfly, fluttering hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a butterfly. I was conscious only of my happiness as a butterfly, unaware that I was myself. Soon I awaked, and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly, dreaming I am a man

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Teh poll ended, this is the last result with votes of 106 Heyurizens :nyaoo-closedeyes:

20% ojisan Heyuri!
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interesting :hokke:

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ello there children (・∀・)

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My dad is forcing me to go to a "black owned Anime Speed Dating Mixer" at a bar in NYC. What the hell should i do??
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tell those nigras to read umineko
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Tell him you don't watch one piece, naruto or chainsaw man so you won't have anything in common with anyone there, and that anyone who would go to a place like that is not marriage material. Then assure him that you will find a wife somewhere else, like at a playground or an elementary school.
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>>172683
Sometimes I fantasize about being a plantation owner in the Antebellum and my beautiful, blonde-haired, blue eyed, twelve year old daughter sees the negros working shirtless in the fields and starts getting all hot under the collar for them. :blush::blush::blush:
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maybe you'll find a madthad
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>>172694
You live up north so antebellum doesn't exist for you. Your gay yankee ancestors fought the south so they could come suck nigger dicks.

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Hello, I'd like to give you all the latest update about my divine mission to spread the revelation that is CRBA and the artistic genius of its creator, AVCHonline.

So I've had a server that's been hosting a bunch of projects for a while - including the CRBA website - but the setup was terrible and I really wanted to set it up better and on a more powerful server. So I started doing that recently. But because of a combination of factors, including it being more complicated than I thought, a bunch of unexpected issues, my absurdly slow upload speed, being busy with other things, and being quite sick for a while; the CRBA imageboard has been down for a couple weeks. Note that this for the imageboard (and the booru), but NOT the main gallery, which was hosted separately.

But I'd happy to announce that it's back. But not only that, I've moved to the .tw domain as previously promised: https://ib.crba.tw

I also plan to soon release a major update to the gallery site. This update will include breaking down the Sean series into comics and making it far more organized; being able to view art in chronological order; an archive of Sean's videos and music; and an archive of Sean's writings. If you have any suggestions, please tell me them

Also one thing many people have gotten wrong about this site is that it is not specifically intended to be a nostalgia/retro style - this is just the best design I could think of. If you think of improvements to the gallery (and of course the imageboard css too), please tell me.
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>Anything you think I could improve about the site?
get rid of all the pony crap and make it about human lolis instead of horse lolis
>I've getting a ton of ads on youtube for "schizophrenia" pills
you have the tech skillz to host a website, but not to block youtube ads?

Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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Well we don't have real lolis, but we do have Jemima Sparkle who does the best impression of a real little girl I've ever seen: https://www.youtube.com/@JeremySparkle2003/videos
He's 22 and from Vietnam.
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>>172527
You might have that retard, but we have Princess Shitposter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxp29PM6x6M
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>>172527
>>172544
What the FUCK is going on in the my little pony spheres?
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Go, let go, my honoured friend.

Do not look back.
;_;7
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>>172641
Read teh notice - uploads will be disabled on Feb 14th, site is shutting down on March 14th

In teh longpost it says he's pretty sure he'll bring it back, possibly for September this year
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;_;7
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What if you just set up a file hosting site for cp to come to you effortlessly? Profit
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>>172645
>Read teh notice
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>>172691
Or... an imageboard? :unsure: :sweat2:

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Great Ball Court, Chichen Itza, Mexico
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LOL OH SHIT YOU DID
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Fake n gay
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real and straight

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i need help on coloring
i will pay 100 internets for each tip i get, but if your tip is bad you will have to pay a 100 internets fine
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>>172664
it's intended in the sense that i wanted her to be an adult woman in her mid 20s
maybe i overdid it :sweat:
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>>172666
don't you think the other way around is much more moe?
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>>172667
i wanted to make it a little more "realistic" than usual, I merely tried to apply what i remember reading on loomis' book...

...which i just re-read to double check which made me realize that you may indeed be right
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why is her shoulder dislocated?
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>>172668
loomis sux

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Runnin' in da 90s :onigiri:
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>>172578
Caramelldansen!
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LOOK AT 'EM GO! :biggrin:
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>>172618
did you alter the movement of tits frame by frame or the editing programs gone that far?
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>>172657
just some good old masking and dragging things around until it looks right

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Can i take your order prease?
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>>172639
does your mom make you keep your bedroom door open when you're using the PC to make sure you're not touching yourself like a naughty boy?
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>>172642
i dont have a phone (;´Д`)
>>172644
yes she does
she told me to tell you all that posting this is immoral and you all should stop unless you want me to be grounded, please guys (;´Д`)
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>>172646
does she still tuck you in bed
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>>172653
yeah... w-what's wrong with that?! huh?! (;`Д´)
you're just jealous that my mom is the best mom in the world!
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>>172656
>yeah
Yeah! :biggrin:

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REI TAKIN' A SHIT :biggrin:
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nice
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REI TAKIN' A SHIT :biggrin:

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:hokke:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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hijackin'
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Bully the anime girls! Beat them! Injury them! Punish them! :biggrin:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>172195
sasuga spooder. very kawaii. ^^
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sasuga miu
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>>172402
You cheeky monkey ..
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sasuga miu


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