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Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be on Heyuri soon
I gotta LOL before the day begins
Before my mother starts worrying about me not having friends
About to post and damn near went blind
Young anons on /b/ throwing up gang signs
Looked through my folders, and posted some loli
Saged the thread while calling out their folly
Broke the rules, and the mods did see
Just as I thought they tried to ban me
Jumped on the VPN, and changed my IP
I got them in every muthafuckin' country
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let it be known that I LOL'd
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>>174760
might continue the lyrics too, lolz
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'Cuz the anons in the thread are always hard
Come talkin' Rule 8, we'll pull the oldfag card
Knowing nothing in life but to be a NEET
Don't >quote me boy, 'cuz I ain't said sheeit
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now ya pass it on over to mah boy, kagunyaa~ :happy:
if ya got a flat chest, his dick finna harpoon ya!
ain't talkin' bout them homos, nah that ain't what i mean
he only want the wet まんこ, so ジューシー and クリーン! :drool:

knows five different languages, this cat gots brains 😁
he aks you for yo cups size in da Métropolitain
don't go askin' for help if he aks to drinks yo pee 😚
even if he go ta prison, seconds later he free

now pull down ya pants
keep that bent over stance
so he can sniff your panties in the subways of France 🇫🇷
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twinkle twinkle little star✨:astonish:
how i wonder, what YOU are! 🔍:unsure:
UP above, the world 🗻 so high! 🌟:dizzy:
Like a diamong 🔳 in THE Sky ! 🌟 :xd:🌈
twinkle twinkle! little, star! ⭐ :waha:

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She will strangle you in your sleep
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It's how I would want to go

Your fortune: You have cancer

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is that kuz
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thats not how you make a chain mail
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seems liek tomo wont do shit :xp:

Your fortune: Only time will tell

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personally ive always wanted tomo to shit on my face

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His personality and tastes line up with the average Heyuri user. He was a carefree anything-goes guy who loved to have fun and be debauched, and he liked joking about it too.

Plus, he was known to browse imageboards
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no he wasn't?
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He would have posted here for sure, but I'm guessing he'd have been a notoriously hated user. Look at his emails, the guy was apparently so smart but he could barely fucking spell. Look how tacky the decor in his homes was, and look how shitty the music on his Spotify playlist was. He played games like Fortnite.

"sup heyori wat do u think abt the latest addition to fotnight peter gtriffin? i luve family guy so much lol im so glad epic put my fav character in the game finally. anyway here's sum amazing animation i found on /gif/ i hope u guys liek five night at freddy futanari porn lol"
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>>174737
if you visit Chat@Heyuri, we have several users who can't spell
he'd fit right in (^Д^)

as for his tastes... I'd say we could fix him, but we totally can't (・∀・)
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amzaing animetions
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>>174737
family guy is epic

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LOL THIS PLANT IS SICK

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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'An amendment tabled to parliament will make possessing fictional incest manga punishable up to 5 years in prison, both for holding or distributing.'
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china is more free than the uk now
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>>174788
When is the dialogue in hentai not goofy though LOL. That's what I love about Jap porn, that they have fun with it. Western porn is always coated in this film of slimy shame, or maybe guilt...
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>>174790
its china's turn in the spotlight :biggrin:⭐
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>>174790
if it's so free then why can't I buy one?
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>>174800
you can't buy one because it's free, you don't buy free things :yawn:

i have the urge to edit a bulge and flat chest on this image :kuz:
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you 2
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reminder for me to upload the image later
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>174813
this looks like shit

Finishing 3 separate lab papers at 5am and learning for 2 entrance tests for the morning and preparing for an exam in 2 days - because heyuri is more important :dizzy:
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k
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preparing for exam while there are still 2 days you can slack off? ur better than me already :biggrin:
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CRUNCH

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think i will get ladys with this cool, awzum bike? :biggrin:
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or this one? Wiki-tan! :biggrin:
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manko magnet

Are you gonna play the new loli action-adventure game /b/?
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i'm gonna pirate it. i might buy, but only if the loli earns it :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>we could extract the full model and make ANIMATIONS of her
don't worry.. it's still going to happen! :nyaoo:
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>>174784
ur gonna have to waint doe since no gaynuvo cracks exists
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im glad theres more games with lolis i hope it does well

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during one of my lectures today, this gif randomly came to mind, so I figured I’d share it
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I love Twistedgrim's stuff :drool: He's such a great 2D hentai animator
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thanks m8
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Is this what happens when you get banned from Heyuri?
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>>174756
Yeah, you get spanked by big k
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this gif is so good
i dont know why this one stands above the trillions i've seen (´~`)

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Epstein shrine found in cambodia
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I think of it liek a decomposing human face
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Offering cans of pepsi with swastikas on them to Epstein and it's not even meant to be edgy or a joke. We love the third world
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Are you retarted that's clearly the vietnamese alphabet and the priest is wearing chinese buddhist robes too:angry::angry:
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>>174775
chinese, japanese, dirty knees, look at these! 👲
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>>174775
ur on heyuri, everyones retarted

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photos from inside healthy and sick noses ^_^
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What the fuck is wrong with you? :sweat: (literally)
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shota PENIS, chinese PENIS and korean PENIS is so lucky
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fascinating
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I feel like my nose probably looks sick even when I'm not.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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whats your favorite american konbini? me personally i have no skin in this game for i live in the west coast.
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7/11 BITCH! :biggrin:
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7/11
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Shieetz :xd:
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if you have a 711 in you're country consider you'reself lucky
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>>174741
i enjoy wawa occasionally but at night it is occupied by a bunch of niggers.

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This cat is a fat poster
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