what was your favourite part of the game? mine was the replicants' AI!

>>196905
The best part about the office is overhearing phone conversations—they crack me up

>>196905
(OP) replicants' AI It makes you press hard

ok, what helped me:
1. realizing that fapping is wrong. that the coomer meme is real and getting into paraphilias
2. i do read semen retention reports. they help with motivation. i posted the two ive saved in lounge https://dis.heyuri.net/lounge/koko.php?res=16000&page=1#p5_16000
3. deleting all porn from my devices
4. filtering porn boards from heyuri and stopping being active in places where nude imagery is common
5. phone block - digital wellbeing on android. ive set it up in such a way that i cant use the phone after 9pm except for literal life saving apps like phone or maps and also i cant use it for longer than 10 minutes straight
6. exercise - i started running and weightlifting. i think it helped me the most. especially the shame after fap when you still have to see the cute gym clerk that day... i dont want to experience it ever again

7. it wasnt easy to stop lurking harmful websites but leechblock extension helped both on pc and android
8. i also use a habit tracker with over a dozen of daily things so that i dont run out of the things to do before i think about fapping

>i think it helped me the most. especially the shame after fap when you still have to see the cute gym clerk that day
ur doing it wrong, try fapping while seeing that clerk-chan the next time!

>>196795
i just came back from the gym and the sweetest smiles the girls there give me make me so happy

i think ur coming at it from the wrong direction. quitting is too much work, instead just optimize how much time you spend fapping and get ur time back. invest ina vibrator or onahole etc and use your mind instead of wasting time scrolling porn

Tangentially related to the spiritual thing were the crows. There's pigeons there (they're everywhere), but the bird that stood out the most for me where the crows (or maybe they're ravens?). They seem to be in every city, and they give a more civilized vibe than pigeons, that's for sure.

>>196807
>scary gaijin
I think the thing they're most scared of is having to speak English. Outside of the tourist service industry (and even then), their English is surprisingly severely limited. If you look like a fucking American chad, you will be instantly stereotyped as someone who will behave like a dumb pigeon trampling everything while you shit all over the place, but otherwise you just need basic Japanese and showing you're as language-vulnerable as they are, and they relax. Coming from a non-English speaking country, this was easier for me. In my country, people who know English are proud to display it, but those who aren't are terrified of speaking to tourists. Just don't assume English is the lingua franca of the world (even if it is).

I was hoping to get the perspective of other anons who have been to Japan to help me make sense of my experiences.

One afternoon, I had to take a regional train to visit a nearby town. The station signage did not make sense to me and I suspected I was waiting at the wrong spot. I saw a couple of local women waiting there, and that reassured me at first. Surely, they knew what they were doing.

But after a short while, and seeing as my suspicions did not disappear, I decided to approach them and ask.
>sumimasen. eigo dekimasuka?
When I walked towards them I could see they were startled, but as soon as I said "sumimasen", they visibly relaxed.
>dekinai!
One of the women almost proudly declared she did not, in fact, speak English.
I proceeded to try to communicate my worries to them in very broken Japanese and a lot of gesticulating and pointing at my and their tickets, and they assured me we were in the right spot. However, as the time for the arrival of the train approached, reading some signs with the aid of Google Translate I was almost sure we were not at the right spot, so I tried to make them know.
It turns out we weren't, and thanks to that interaction we avoided missing the train. They tried to strike conversation with me, but I completely dropped the ball and they probably thought I was being rude or uninterested, because we ended going our separate ways. I probably gave them the wrong non-verbal cues, but I did my best (another thing I noticed is that they are very perceptive to this kind of thing; picking up on subtle body language and running with it).

>>196809
>i noticed the same when watching vlogs from japan. zoomed in irl its not as pretty
Right? I went to a cultural event/training thing for foreigners where only another two people turned up. It was in a rented room in some shitty building where there were some escort pubs (the event had nothing to do with that). The thing is, the hosts behaved it was the most normal thing. Like the venue we rented was totally appropriate. It's like you can see the sanitized pieces of the experience they pick out when depicting it in anime and they obviate everything else that sticks out like a sore thumb to us. IDK if that makes sense. It's difficult to explain if you haven't experienced it.

At one point I was in a crowded event with other foreigners, and I experienced the anime trope of the couple that gets separated by a torrent of people as if it was a river. I've seen that scene a hundred times in anime, but only after the fact I realized what I had experienced (especially in Tokyo crowds seemed to move in relentless streams). Over the span of my stay there I realized most of the tropes in anime that seem so characteristic to us outside of Japan are actually taken from IRL situations that at the time look nothing like the anime depictions.

>but when they see you're not American, and you make an effort to speak the language, they relax
I was under the impression that the japanese generally love america
>Especially in izakaya where the staff gets drunk with the patrons
that sounds fun

>>196818
>I was under the impression that the japanese generally love america
this used to be true but since the yen dipped and every moron from the US can afford to travel there the opinion has dropped sharply. outside of popular tourist spots people don't really care, but if you're anywhere near another tourist, you get lumped in with them and met with immediate suspicion from all but the nicest people. privately they still think english sounds supaa kuuru though

Além de, "cock" é "pau" e "cunt" é "buceta"

NO HABLA ESPANOL MOTHERFUCKER

>>196901
if you're trying to tell someone not to speak spanish, it would be "no hables español". if you're trying to say that you don't speak spanish, it would be "no hablo español".

Should've used Wi-Fi 7.

Ok, Heyuri. I am lying It's not my photo. I've found it on the webs. But how cool it would be. There is an abundance of love in me... with no outlet!

>>196881
step 1: find gf
step 2: marry gf
step 3: have child with gf
step 4: see your perversions disappear into thin air as your child is born
step 5: swear to protect your family at any cost
step 6: live a happy life
step 7: die surrounded by your loving family
step 8: wake up from the simulation and immediately get gunned down by the robots that invaded the world and kept us in dream-pods for being the first and only human being to escape the programming

>>196890
>step 4
inshallah

why would I ever buy a machine that steals petting from me ヽ(`Д´)ノ

The kitty bought it themselves

我爱猫！！

just watching thi5 made me relaxed

>>196853
sure anon, no proble-

i think i lost her..

>>196855
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!??!1

I think she's turned into an emo.

SOMEON STOLE MY ILLYA!!!!

lucky girls, getting free booze...

>what can go wrong????
no one comes...

party hard

you bringing out your chen costume and talking about yuri yuri ~!

>>196860
I said that Mia Khalifa was hot. She isn't even my type. I don't know what I was thinking.

Stumbled home drunk at 6am one day and took the elevator up to my floor. Well I tried to. I accidentally went to the wrong floor, and then when it opened I accidentally threw up all over the new neighbor as she was trying to leave for work

I got embarrassed, got out on her floor and stumbled past her. I made it to the far end of the hallway to take the staircase back to my actual floor.. and managed to trip halfway down the staircase.

Had a bloody nose, and me and my boyfriend were supposed to go meet the girl id just puked on after she was done with her work shift that night

I look at myself in the mirror of drunk

Caffeine addicts don't notice that coffee makes their breath smell like rotting baked beans and shit to normal people.
That shit should be illegal.

>>196760
water

>>196874
why would that matter?

>>196885
You don't see a problem with the smell of shit coming out of your mouth?
Do you eat shit for fun by any chance?

at least I don't find coffee smelling breaths unpleasant, compared to other kinds of breath smells
PS: I would totally eat shit for fun!

She's a stray I befriend through my manko acquiring skillz. Her name's Amber. I'll have to find her again for more pics.

she was never yours it was just your turn

>>196876
Story of my life, man. :)

Just saw her climb onto the lap of another man. That's it, guys. Thread's over.

Here's a fat dog instead. I'm gonna go cry now.

>>196878
I feel like that dog just gets bigger the further out of shot it gets, like some kind of snake.

maybe...

desk-kun we must return to the sky

when i was a child i would stare at the sun without blinking because it would turn black if i stared at it long enough

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>196749
i know that! i have a theory why it happens sort of, id have the same thing except when i stare at my screen too close and dont move my eyes, id see crosses blinking but no screen

the fuuka night theme is unreadable with the saya wallpaper
regular fuuka text is readable with the wallpaper

is this a heyuri official image hosting site?
hachikuji is this ur first project, or have you made sites like dat before?

OP, do you want your creation to eventually be widely used as Catbox or any pomf derivative was, and how soon do would you want that to happen if so? i think this is cool and i'd like to share it on other sites, but i don't want to overwhelm your server in case you're not prepared. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>is this a heyuri official image hosting site?
nope, entirely separate except for some borrowed js and styling from kokonotsuba
>hachikuji is this ur first project, or have you made sites like dat before?
i run a pomf-like instance but thats mostly just used for temporary uploads in Chat@Heyuri - this is my first serious attempt

>OP, do you want your creation to eventually be widely used as Catbox or any pomf derivative was
yeah ^_^
>and how soon do would you want that to happen if so?
whenever is fine, it always feels good to see something get used
>i think this is cool and i'd like to share it on other sites, but i don't want to overwhelm your server in case you're not prepared.
go for it (plz do ), I'm prepared for stuff like needing to upgrade

>go for it (plz do )
understood ヽ(´∇`)ノ
already shared on two sites

489... I don't think this thing was made with 30+ year old virgin NEETs in mind

160. Manchild apparently. I live on my own and have a full-time job. I just like little girl shows, okay?!

>>196845
the "+2 per year" ones add up a lot... ^^;

132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiNv7aF1Ir0

>>196845
we bow to you...