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Which one do you like the most?
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this one :biggrin:
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doppio espresso :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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i dont like coffee or tea :sweat3:
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>>196760
Who puts the teabag in the milk(i mean i do it sometimes)
but is weird

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What's the most embarassing thing you've said or done while drunk?
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>>196860
I said that Mia Khalifa was hot. She isn't even my type. I don't know what I was thinking.
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Stumbled home drunk at 6am one day and took the elevator up to my floor. Well I tried to. I accidentally went to the wrong floor, and then when it opened I accidentally threw up all over the new neighbor as she was trying to leave for work :xd:

I got embarrassed, got out on her floor and stumbled past her. I made it to the far end of the hallway to take the staircase back to my actual floor.. and managed to trip halfway down the staircase.

Had a bloody nose, and me and my boyfriend were supposed to go meet the girl id just puked on after she was done with her work shift that night

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H-here's my manko. W-would you like to pet my manko?... :blush:
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rubs manko

I maed this https://yuibox.yuisuki.net/ (NOT a shock image this time)

Its a free registration-based (no email needed) file uploader

feedback would be appreciated ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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:cp:
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the fuuka night theme is unreadable with the saya wallpaper
regular fuuka text is readable with the wallpaper
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is this a heyuri official image hosting site?
hachikuji is this ur first project, or have you made sites like dat before?
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OP, do you want your creation to eventually be widely used as Catbox or any pomf derivative was, and how soon do would you want that to happen if so? i think this is cool and i'd like to share it on other sites, but i don't want to overwhelm your server in case you're not prepared. ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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>is this a heyuri official image hosting site?
nope, entirely separate except for some borrowed js and styling from kokonotsuba
>hachikuji is this ur first project, or have you made sites like dat before?
i run a pomf-like instance but thats mostly just used for temporary uploads in Chat@Heyuri - this is my first serious attempt

>OP, do you want your creation to eventually be widely used as Catbox or any pomf derivative was
yeah ^_^
>and how soon do would you want that to happen if so?
whenever is fine, it always feels good to see something get used
>i think this is cool and i'd like to share it on other sites, but i don't want to overwhelm your server in case you're not prepared.
go for it (plz do ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ), I'm prepared for stuff like needing to upgrade

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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

Post your number :dark:
bonus points: Why you are the way you are
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489... I don't think this thing was made with 30+ year old virgin NEETs in mind :sweat2:
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160. Manchild apparently. I live on my own and have a full-time job. I just like little girl shows, okay?!
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>>196845
the "+2 per year" ones add up a lot... ^^;
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>>196845
we bow to you...

I'm leaving this Illya here for a sec. Can you watch over her while I'm gone?
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>>196853
sure anon, no proble-
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i think i lost her.. :sweat::sweat::sweat::sweat2::sweat2::sweat2:

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heyuri these are my instant noodles
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>>196741
nope, this is awsumm
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biting into that egg yolk would be like eating sand
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give me them im hungry
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>>196759
well.. thats how i like them okay!
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I just skip the noodles and eat the eggs .. :sweat2:

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today is a big day, im throwing a party and ill be trying to invite girls, all random students from other unis

ill try to get twice as many girls as there is guys so that i could call more guys in case there is too many, and in case half of them dont come ill still have just enough for everyone

there is gonna be like 4 or 5 guys in total, ill be inviting with one more friend since we are the best looking ones, i alreayd stated that i decide which ones i like and give the rest to others for this sacrifice! im gonna be the primary talker

we will have tons of alcohol, super cute waffles, food in general, cola, music, a projector, weed, and a designated puking bowl

if they get convinced ill be handing notes with address and contact

what can go wrong????

anything for cuddling and smooching and manko

what else should i buy or do?
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Don't forget the lube for the freak-off .. :dark:
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lucky girls, getting free booze...
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>what can go wrong????
no one comes...
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party hard
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39729
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Reminds me of this ..

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/11/blue-sky-in-games-campaign-launched.html

But this game does have blue skies, so uh .. :dark:

๐Ÿ˜
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Trick-or-treat .. (;๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)
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They wouldn't be so scared if they were used to see PENIS every day. :biggrin:

that girls store pee in their boobs? That's why people keep saying they better be larger. That's also why little girls leak. Girls pee from their boobs because they don't have balls, and this is the biggest girlish secret!
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for once, I want to suck on big b00bz now :drool:

657029
can we talk about some movies
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NO NIGGA
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i am going to read The Ice Palace by Tarjei Vesaas tonight
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and i will make it my entire personality for few days and i will spam it here
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i saw Society yesterday, it was a pretty good movie.
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Vesaas's The Ice Palace

I read it with great pleasure over two October evenings.

Style really struck me - the way Vesaas wrote this is unlike anything I've seen. Short, descriptive, and a touch pretty sentences allowed for an abundance of quotable phrases. It clashed so strongly with the crude, uncanny way the characters talk. I wonder if that's just what you can expect from Norwegian prose in translation, but I wouldn't be surprised.

There are two girls - Siss and Unn - who grew close in just one bright evening. Siss is the popular girl; Unn was recently orphaned and keeps her distance at school. There is something terribly sad and queer and secret about Unn. The intensity of their meeting left them both embarrassed.

The next day Unn skips school, as she is not ready to face Siss yet, and wanders into an ice palace - a fantastic, giant structure of ice formed by an ever-freezing waterfall, the water still roaring inside. She is losing her way in it, and as far as we know, never leaves.

The book describes how Siss handles her sudden gain and loss of a friend - that's really the core. I read it as a mystery, and was better for it, although I might have been too hasty. Nevertheless, fundamentally it is a story of overcoming, written in a curious way. I don't think I've experienced cold this vividly.

I checked other reviews and really didn't like how they make sexuality play a part in the book. I didn't see it.

Maybe because I am simultaneously repressed and perverted? I am a bit weird in that I have a specific key in choosing my recent novels, but I am rather aloof to those criteria when reading. Well, I did enjoy certain scenes in the movie, though.

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Destroy this image in any way you can think of
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no, fuck off DESU
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id sex the doll
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>>196797
why is it that when rabbitfield sexes the doll nobody bats and eye, but when I do it I am told to kms (;ยดะ”`)
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>>196820
a comfy rabbitfield means more cocky lunarians feel safe enough to post cute butts and fluffy tails

I just came back from two days traveling all over the east coast of Japan. I feel conflicted because having only seen Japan through anime and a few films, it was not what I expected at all. The best way I can put it is that everything is physically the wrong size.

I liked it but not the way I expected. It's a weird sensation. Can you relate?
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did you fuck some girls?
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Tangentially related to the spiritual thing were the crows. There's pigeons there (they're everywhere), but the bird that stood out the most for me where the crows (or maybe they're ravens?). They seem to be in every city, and they give a more civilized vibe than pigeons, that's for sure.

>>196807
>scary gaijin
I think the thing they're most scared of is having to speak English. Outside of the tourist service industry (and even then), their English is surprisingly severely limited. If you look like a fucking American chad, you will be instantly stereotyped as someone who will behave like a dumb pigeon trampling everything while you shit all over the place, but otherwise you just need basic Japanese and showing you're as language-vulnerable as they are, and they relax. Coming from a non-English speaking country, this was easier for me. In my country, people who know English are proud to display it, but those who aren't are terrified of speaking to tourists. Just don't assume English is the lingua franca of the world (even if it is).

I was hoping to get the perspective of other anons who have been to Japan to help me make sense of my experiences.
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One afternoon, I had to take a regional train to visit a nearby town. The station signage did not make sense to me and I suspected I was waiting at the wrong spot. I saw a couple of local women waiting there, and that reassured me at first. Surely, they knew what they were doing.

But after a short while, and seeing as my suspicions did not disappear, I decided to approach them and ask.
>sumimasen. eigo dekimasuka?
When I walked towards them I could see they were startled, but as soon as I said "sumimasen", they visibly relaxed.
>dekinai!
One of the women almost proudly declared she did not, in fact, speak English.
I proceeded to try to communicate my worries to them in very broken Japanese and a lot of gesticulating and pointing at my and their tickets, and they assured me we were in the right spot. However, as the time for the arrival of the train approached, reading some signs with the aid of Google Translate I was almost sure we were not at the right spot, so I tried to make them know.
It turns out we weren't, and thanks to that interaction we avoided missing the train. They tried to strike conversation with me, but I completely dropped the ball and they probably thought I was being rude or uninterested, because we ended going our separate ways. I probably gave them the wrong non-verbal cues, but I did my best (another thing I noticed is that they are very perceptive to this kind of thing; picking up on subtle body language and running with it).
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>>196809
>i noticed the same when watching vlogs from japan. zoomed in irl its not as pretty
Right? I went to a cultural event/training thing for foreigners where only another two people turned up. It was in a rented room in some shitty building where there were some escort pubs (the event had nothing to do with that). The thing is, the hosts behaved it was the most normal thing. Like the venue we rented was totally appropriate. It's like you can see the sanitized pieces of the experience they pick out when depicting it in anime and they obviate everything else that sticks out like a sore thumb to us. IDK if that makes sense. It's difficult to explain if you haven't experienced it.

At one point I was in a crowded event with other foreigners, and I experienced the anime trope of the couple that gets separated by a torrent of people as if it was a river. I've seen that scene a hundred times in anime, but only after the fact I realized what I had experienced (especially in Tokyo crowds seemed to move in relentless streams). Over the span of my stay there I realized most of the tropes in anime that seem so characteristic to us outside of Japan are actually taken from IRL situations that at the time look nothing like the anime depictions.
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>but when they see you're not American, and you make an effort to speak the language, they relax
I was under the impression that the japanese generally love america
>Especially in izakaya where the staff gets drunk with the patrons
that sounds fun

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