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MY WIFE LEFT ME NIGGERS
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I drew you a new waif!
Now give me 50 bucks
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>>194281
so what do you think 4.99 dollars?
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You can date my mom OP.
For 60 dollars
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everyone here misunderstood OP
he did not say "my wife left me, niggers", he said "my wife left me niggers", OP has to take care of many nigras now (;ยดะ”`)
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This is your new wife now

ใŠๅธฐใ‚Šใชใ•ใ„ใพใ›ใ€ใ”ไธปไบบๆง˜๏ผ
Welcome to the Pantsu Prophet Fresh Milk Cafรฉ! All milk used in recipes here is fresh from the leaky teats of the hermit Ganigawara Ayaka, a patron and benefactor of our club leader Megumi's shrine! Her many years of austere practice have given her ample breasts the ability to produce miraculous milk that spreads health and good fortune to all who consume it with pure hearts!

All offerings go straight to the saisenbako of our affiliated shrine!

Please have a relaxing time and order something off our menu:

Milk - 400 yen
Tea (black) with milk - 600 yen
Tea (green) with milk - 600 yen
Cocoa with milk - 600 yen
Coffee with milk - 600 yen
Cookies (chocolate chip) - 800 yen
Cookies (gingerbread) - 800 yen
Cookies (snicker-doodle) - 800 yen
Brownies - 1000 yen
Photo with maid - 800 yen
Banana (for your maid to eat in front of you... a magnificent sight) - 1500 yen
Drink directly from the source (breastfeeding) - 3000 yen (5 minutes)

All drinks are served hot... straight from the source!

This is NOT a prostitution service, you filthy hentai!*

*It has been said that the old ways are still practiced at Kanamata Jinja after dark if you're interested in that

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We want loli breastmilk:iyahoo::kuma6:
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>>194316
WE'LL DRINK MILK FROM TEH MOMMYS AGAINST YOU PEDOS ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ
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>>194262
ใŠๅพ…ใŸใ›ใ—ใพใ—ใŸ๏ผ

(Your color code was requesting this cosplay, yes?)

Moar pics on the way for the long line of customers!
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>>194321
draw teh pink twintails girl as barasuishou next:waha:
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>>194261
Just one glass of warm milk please

Location: Krakow, Poland
Date: October 17th (And afterparty on 18th of varying attendance!)
Invitees: Anyone who wants to come ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
Attendees: Rabbitfield [Confirmed](Probably), (Me)* [Confirmed], Kaguya [Possibly]

Why Krakow?
Because the bulk of Heyuri's users are concentrated in Europe and the Middle East, with an apparent plurality located in Poland. We have multiple swedes and some brits too - if you live in those two countries, keep in mind krakow is like, a 50$ ryanair flight away.

How do I prevent myself from being raped or something else bad happening?
That won't happen. Worst come to worst, Kaguya will protect you, as he has a legal obligation to protect all Heyurizens.
Realistically, the only people willing to attend will be Heyuri ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ“ who you've probably spoke to anyway (ยดใƒผ`)

What will we do?
Eat, drink, hang out, n stuff ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ bring your computers, we'll probably have a LAN party too.

Where at?
Probably in whoever has the nicest hotel lobby or something [idfk?]

Wat do?
If you are seriously interested, please let us know in this thread ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
Whether you will attend anonymously or not, you should use a tripcode to facilitate coordination as the days come close.

But I don't want my face associated with this site
We'll have a no camera policy... and unless one of the fellow attendees happens to be your HR supervisor, no one should find out (๏ฟฃใƒผ๏ฟฃ)

*Some people won't want to associate their face to an online name. I'll attend without saying who I am and a few others probably will too.
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i'm really tempted
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>>194194
>>194201
>>194212
>>194302
would you guys be interested in an north american meetup? :unsure:
i probably won't be able to go to poland due to expense and timing but i'm down for a meetup if we can agree on a time and location :happy:
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>>194327
i would be interested if it were on the east coast
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>>194330
baltimore? :nyaoo2:
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>>194327
Let's meet up at a buffet ( ยด๏ฟข` )

Greetings from the oekaki club, I drew heyuri tan! Won't you draw oekaki with me?
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>194313
yup exactly @poke>rabbit
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@poke>rabbit's prostate
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>>194315
:xd: i lol'd
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cute cute cute!

The Heyuri Music Club is proud to present you all with their new songs and performances!
Let's share our music and have a wonderful Bunkasai together! :biggrin:

I'll start! This is a song i made for Heyuri if it was an early 00's doujin visual novel, it's called "Unforgettable Memories": https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m557.mp3
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here's something i made with a fellow heyurian about a week ago.... 9/11 to be exact. 4 fans ov power electronics, noise, whitehouse, buyer's market, fukt up spoken word shit.
https://cocomelontorturechamber.bandcamp.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckSrdgSQpQE
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>>194259
>harsh noise
shouldve known :emo:
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>>194155
fantastic song, it sounds like a level theme in a kirby game ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
i swear i've heard that whistle sample in the middle somewhere before, or however you would describe it

>>194214
this kicks ass, punk as fuck (๏ฟฃใƒผ๏ฟฃ)
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>>194325
There's a good chance you heard it in Umihara Kawase Shun or Mother 3, it's one of the flute samples from the Roland SC-88pro which was pretty common in the late 90's, and early 00's in VGM.
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>>194326
thx, it was probably mother 3 where i heard it from ๏ผผ(๏ผพo๏ผพ)๏ผ

I feel fun.

"Which X am I thinking of?" ...try to guess the correct answer!
If you guess correctly, you decide the next prompt and answer!

https://cgi.heyuri.net/donpisha/
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>>194241
I think Yutaka might be my waifu <3
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Hint (useless): she's in this picture
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>>194241
i loev misao, she's too kawaii (////)
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>>194241
Just give me Konata (๏ผพะ”^)
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>>194241
dice1d20-1=20 (19)

come down to https://play.heyuri.lol and generate your own game. this is my last minute bunkasai submission. while it took me like 1 day to throw this site together.
it is actually part of a game engine i have been working on for months now.
the page it self is anonymized to look liek heyori! there is a lot of changed features to stay anonymized.
there is no image generation and no audio generation connected to my claude. but you can prob still have it pull some audio libs and programmatically gen it or run a really light image gen lib or imagemagic or even links to images.
your imagination and the claude TOS is the limmit!
either way. come and join and test out my engine.
i am totally not using this as a alpha test for my engine or anything.

oh and if things are not up rn. its because i am going to bed and i told AI to just get the rest of this fixed while i sleep. go an try to win big on prompts!
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prompt submitted
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:cry:
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It's the jankiest shit I ever "played" :xd:
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the page isnt loading for me anymore :unsure:
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OP may be a good coder but definitely not a good debugger.

If you take a crap during bunkasai, is it a bunkasai poop? Is crapping a qualifiable theme?
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only if j00 post it on heyuri dot net!
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dude i finished shitting just 2 minutes ago
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Kitsch loli! :biggrin:
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I took a big dump and posted it on /b/ once
if someone finds it that could be the first contribution to the toilet booth :nyaoo:

Introducing WAHA-Land a kusoRomhack by me for Bunkasai 2026

Wahaland features Waha on her journey through wahaland to save the Grimace and other isekai'd mcdonald characters for mayor pedobear.

Collect panchira and throw dynamite as you save wahaland from nigras or something!

Link to rom:
https://up.heyuri.net/gemusrc/gemu038.nes
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btw game contains NUDITY! :waha:
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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n00b here, how do i run this piece of art?
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>>194260
Buy a Nintendo computer machine system on the dot com network :glare2:

Hello!
It seems like bant-tan has misplaced her body... Could you find a replacement for her?
Draw... anything!!!
-give her a uniform!
-force her into a sukumizu!
-make her an obese hairy east asian man!
-give her a 92-76-98 figure... with a 5 cm boner!
-turn her into... a massive rat!

The choice is yours!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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I'm not an artist but Bant-tan turned me into an artist.

Your fortune: Bad luck

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bant-tan's bant hole!
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>>194276
And Bant tits babe!

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep


Sometimes I wish to
Paint on Reimu's naked butt
But she won't let me :cry:
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A Touhou Haiku?
I haven't played Touhou
I just know Cirno
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i dont know tohou too much
but the lolis
make my dick happy



tomozo, kokoro no haiku (ยดใƒผ`)
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throwing up after
eating delicious dinner
so i'll stay pretty
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>>194273
AMAZING CONTRIBUTION FROM TEH /J/EYURI CLUB ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
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*sniff* *sniff*
hmm, 'cain is flyin'
nose is bleedin'
brain is explosin'
haiku is typin'
end of sentence are disapperin'

reoky to this sthread blindfolded
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PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS penus pneus penus oenus oenus oeuns oenus oenus oenus
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rhus is vert east IP US A FAGGOT
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i i i love little girlw they make me feel so god
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>>194209
me too anon! I want to cum inside their little VAGINAs and then d+++cidd;e and rape them until I dall asleep!
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niggers tongue my ANUS lololol
I hhabe severe autism
the novelty og this thread wears off fast

A very short Visual Novel I made for the Bunkasai.
I made it in one day and it's the first VN I've ever made so please forgive me for making so short TToTT
Hopefully you can reach the good ending!

Game files uploaded on the Heyuri file uploader. Download 6242.zip at:
https://up.heyuri.net/warota.php?request=index&pageNumber=-1
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FUKKEN WIN :nosebleed:
>I made it in one day
well done!
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:waha:
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I wanna play it, but on linux, wine it up easiest?
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>>194256
That's already have a .sh file XD

Also, Renpy supporting all OS
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>>194249
How do you get to this ending?
I've only been able to see the rape endings.

Any Heyurizens use Slackware? I'm considering moving to a non-systemd distro. Currently I'm installing it on a VM to test it out. It seems very kewl but I worry I might be too much of a n00b to use it. :sweat2: (I've done fine with Mint and Debian so far).
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>>194103
smart or experienced users don't use linux
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y systemd bad:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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I used it last year for quite a while. It was also my first distro decades ago.

I would use non systemd distributions for ideological reasons. There's a tendency to centralise that is worrying and dangerous. But other than that there's not much difference. Linux is Linux. You'll do fine. Also if you're used to writing unit files, an older init system will give you context and you'll understand what systemd came from (and why people rightfully hated it).
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I like artix + dinit
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slackware is mostly easy in my experience, particularly if you install literally every package

honestly, maybe I should go back and use slackware again, it has been a few years

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