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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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"if you had just let me go fishing with the boys i would have caught a big one too! ヽ(`Д´)ノ"
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oh yeah? i caught a fish THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big :waha:

Tomorrow I will have my first date in 2 years
I wonder what I would have to do for her to let me fuck the same night
(´人`)
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AND U DIDNT GIVE THIS 30 YEAR OLD WOMAN A FUKKEN PEANUT BUTTER CRACKER?! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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OTL
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>>190180
Protip: That means she was DTF. :onigiri:
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>>190180
she was doing all this and you still didnt hit.... anon....
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Being a pinko won't get you laid you should find love the true peruvian way, kidnap and RAPE her:biggrin:🇯🇵

POOP LOL.
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kyaaaaa

i read some guides on wikihow and decided to try and make my office crush like me. I waited around her desk until she came by and offered to buy her a snack from the vending machine
she was like "oh sure ahaha" and so i went to it and got her a peanut butter cracker, i handed it to her and she said thanks. i was burning with embarrassment and after that i just left

What the fuck. I'm so stupid and awkward. I can't even face her again after this pathetic attempt :cry:

What do I do? Can anyone give me actionable advice?
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>woman quit her job - years go by and OP still waiting, waiting wiht a peanut butter cracker in his skeleton hand.
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OISHI PINATSUBATA ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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:dark: I bet OP is fat and smells bad...
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>>189946
>marriage cerimonies immitate arranged marriages
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itt anon has a girl bwhahahahaha

are there any Slavs here
SLAVYANE PRAVYAT MIROM
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>>190171
Huh. I thought I was also the only one here lul
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anno... i have some slav blood. can i join your club? :emo:
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>>190164
i want pizza.. ( ´¬` )
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>>190188
cheese pizza...?
:cp:
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lep pozdrav

today i'm officially a 40 year old ojisan :worry2:
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>>190122
My memory of 9/11 as a European was that my parents and siblings was watching a tv-broadcast of it. Then we went to school and all talked about it. But thats it!
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It's simply amazing that heyuri actually has a diverse group of posters. For the longest time I thought it was just like five or so early 20 year old imageboard hoppers, along with a few regulars
I have a personality disorder so I fervently archive things, and tend to look into posters histories and stuff. liek today I was surfing the pages and found this thread https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=179958 and promptly located that anon's yt https://www.youtube.com/@GoombaJoe12/
did you use any recognizable handles on 4chan/video sharing platforms/forums that are still in an archived state, OP? Also if you got to the see the unrevised recaps of the second plane strike, did you lul at the unfazed nose of that CGI airplane on tv
>i had been hoping that something would happen that day
Thanks for manifesting 9/11, ojisan
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Happy belated birthday!
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>>190165
>did you use any recognizable handles on 4chan/video sharing platforms/forums that are still in an archived state, OP?
i never used a name on 4chan and don't remember my old forum usernames but the last time i went searching for my old internet posts i immediately regretted it because i realized how retarded i used to be. i'm still retarded but i was much worse back then.
>Also if you got to the see the unrevised recaps of the second plane strike, did you lul at the unfazed nose of that CGI airplane on tv
i wasn't really paying attention because i just really wanted to get on the internet and just pretended to care for a minute when the teacher in the computer lab assumed i was there to watch the news and turned it on. pretty sure i did see the plane strike live as it happened but i really wasn't paying that close attention and got on one of the computers as soon as the teacher left.
>Thanks for manifesting 9/11, ojisan
anytime!

>>190167
arigatou!
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>>190168
If you're a 90s animu fan, you must have witnessed the golden age of 4chan. Or at least the silver age.
There are liek three eras of classic 4chon discovery
-Goon off-siters (2003-2004)
-Anime/video game fans from various forums being linked to it (2004-2006)
-Newgrounds/gaiafag/myspace invasion (2006-2008)
Which one were you?
And when did you make the jump from 4chan to spinoffs and alternative imageboards? Outline your history, you dinosaur
Or if you don't want to talk about yourself (you seem ashamed of your internet past), at least post about the most enigmatic people you've witnessed over the decades. Document the forgotten history of anons past. What were the most bizarre, never-to-be-attempted-since threads you happened to be privy to?

I am filled with unbelievable pain over my lack of a loving loli companion. I want to feel her rising and falling chest, smell her sweet moist breath, feel with my hands her delicate budding breasts, listen to her tiny noises, kiss every inch of her beautiful body

I am in agony over my lack of loli companionship. My heart cannot take this deprivation anymore. :emo:

Please, tell me, how do I feel better?
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that image was too kawaii for heyuris servers to handle... キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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>Please, tell me, how do I feel better?
drugs :cool:

has anyone ever called you a faggot in public before?
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>>190148
oh wow looks like we have a detective genius here
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>>190151
heh. you got that right, faggot ( ̄ー ̄)
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>>190140
In high school
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I'm sure it happened at some point but can't recall it right now
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they called me jesus then they called me faggot

let us play twinkle star sprites together
its on sale for a dollar
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Now thats a real videogame
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>>190134
its coop
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>>190133
You can also play it on Fightcade. I'm down any time.
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>>190173
thatll work
do you have a contact?

Someone here mentioned this manga a few months ago. I recently read it and wanted to thank that user for his recommendation 🙇‍♂️

I really enjoyed it
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(posted here instead of /a/ to hopefully catch that users eye)

Introducing - Kaotype
now people with an english keyboard can use kaomojis in their day to day chats, without having to press buttons

Simply set up an autotransform word (I have mine configured to be a semicolon, a mispelling of the emotion, and a space) and it will automatically replace it with a kao! Totally configurable.

An original heyuri software ( ´ω`)

If you are interested in using this program, please reply and let me know. If people want it, I will upload the source code and binary.
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>>190026
sure things, i love japan music
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>>190026
damn, i didnt know this song is so good, thank you for your sharing
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>>189836
Me too. You have my axe.
>>190023
I ported this to gtk2. I hope you don't mind ヽ(´▽`)ノ
https://up.heyuri.net/src/6102.zip
(source upload only)

>>190126
I uploaded a version without the heyuri.net label and wrong layout here. Please disregard.
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yoshiiii kaotaipuuu キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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At what point do you draw the line and say "I wouldn't fuck"
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>>190094
but sickly girls are moe!
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>>190094
I don't think thick girls look sickly. Girls only start to look like blobs that need walking sticks around the 400 lb mark. Anything under that, I would FUCK
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all up to 67kg (inclusive), however for me 59kg is ideal
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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W-would it be wrong if I wanted her... bigger? (;´Д`)

>July 29, 2009: On his morning breakfast radio show, Australian DJ Kyle Sandilands provoked outrage when his "Lie Detector" segment featured a 14-year-old girl who, when quizzed on her sexual history by her mother, broke down, revealing she had been raped at the age of 12. Kyle then said her mother meant any intercourse other than rape. The show was suspended for one week. Sandilands provoked further outrage three days after his suspension expired when he made a slur about Jenny Craig ambassador Magda Szubanski, saying she could have lost more weight in a concentration camp. Sandilands was suspended for ten days without pay, and after a review on September 18, had his suspension extended by three weeks. Sandilands returned to air on October 8, apologized for the incident, and was blessed by a priest at the start of the show.
wtf this guy is awesome (´人`)
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why was he so mean to the /j/eyurizen
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well, post the clip of that broadcast OP
water ew weighting four :angry:

(; ´ ¬ `)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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slob butt ( ´ω`)

TOUCH MY JOYSTICK, BITCH. :biggrin:
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I would like to spam her buttans

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