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We will have Bunkasai on 19-20 September [Info]

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A very short Visual Novel I made for the Bunkasai.
I made it in one day and it's the first VN I've ever made so please forgive me for making so short TToTT
Hopefully you can reach the good ending!

Game files uploaded on the Heyuri file uploader. Download 6242.zip at:
https://up.heyuri.net/warota.php?request=index&pageNumber=-1
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All roads lead to rape, just like in the real world...
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i got the good ending :lolico: teh kagunya reverse-rape was hawt ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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lemme spin up a virtual machine..
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>>194177
Do you use Mac? If so I can upload the Mac version too (though I haven't been able to test it)
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kaguya gift WIN :onigiri:

amazing work OP :dance:

Hello!
It seems like bant-tan has misplaced her body... Could you find a replacement for her?
Draw... anything!!!
-give her a uniform!
-force her into a sukumizu!
-make her an obese hairy east asian man!
-give her a 92-76-98 figure... with a 5 cm boner!
-turn her into... a massive rat!

The choice is yours!
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its incredible that someone other than me started a bant-tan thread (・A・)
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shopping bant-tan
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Would you date a female lolicon /b/?
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The female lolicon will only date you if you are shorter than her, shave all your body hair, and wear a dress.
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I had a female shotacon date me once, but once I turned taller and older she lost interest in me. :cry:
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I dated a roricon gurly, who also called herself a “himejoshi,” and it went on for the better part of a year until she slowly stopped committing herself to me til the end of last yr, it totally wrecked my self-esteem bcus this was my first time ever dating anybdy in any capacity

Sometimes I wish to
Paint on Reimu's naked butt
But she won't let me :cry:
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>>194182
Reimu's butt is fine
Brats like you who spread rumors
Ought to be punished :angry:
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(´¬`)
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>>194178
Reimu is too small
Marisa is a fat ass
Sanae... just right
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A Touhou Haiku?
I haven't played Touhou
I just know Cirno
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i dont know tohou too much
but the lolis
make my dick happy



tomozo, kokoro no haiku (´ー`)

Location: Krakow, Poland
Date: TBD, but sometime this October, depending on what is convenient for the most people, probably in late October rather than Early. Tell us what works for you if you're interested in coming! (WE WILL DECIDE A DATE BY THE END OF BUNKASAI, SO IF YOU HAVE ANY COMMITTMENTS, SAY IT NOW AND WE CAN TRY TO PICK A DATE THAT WORKS FOR EVERYONE!!!)
Invitees: Anyone who wants to come ヽ(´ー`)ノ
Attendees: Rabbitfield [Confirmed](Probably), (Me)* [Confirmed], Kaguya [Possibly]

Why Krakow?
Because the bulk of Heyuri's users are concentrated in Europe and the Middle East, with an apparent plurality located in Poland. We have multiple swedes and some brits too - if you live in those two countries, keep in mind krakow is like, a 50$ ryanair flight away.

How do I prevent myself from being raped or something else bad happening?
That won't happen. Worst come to worst, Kaguya will protect you, as he has a legal obligation to protect all Heyurizens.
Realistically, the only people willing to attend will be Heyuri oldfags who you've probably spoke to anyway (´ー`)

What will we do?
Eat, drink, hang out, n stuff ヽ(´ー`)ノ bring your computers, we'll probably have a LAN party too.

Where at?
Probably in whoever has the nicest hotel lobby or something [idfk?]

Wat do?
If you are seriously interested, please let us know in this thread ヽ(´ー`)ノ
Whether you will attend anonymously or not, you should use a tripcode to facilitate coordination as the days come close.

But I don't want my face associated with this site
We'll have a no camera policy... and unless one of the fellow attendees happens to be your HR supervisor, no one should find out ( ̄ー ̄)

*Some people won't want to associate their face to an online name. I'll attend without saying who I am and a few others probably will too.
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>>194179
:dance:

Date of event is 17/18 October preliminarily
But we'll let everyone wake up and weigh in before deciding. But we'll make a final decision before bunkasai ends so we can book our tickets as early as possible and save money

:ranta:
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Yes, it haz 2 be weekend for it 2 be possible! 17/18 lookz ok, as i can just fuck off from w**k and fly back and forth friday -> sunday.
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i'd go if i wasn't living in poverty in america
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1000+ USD and missing days from work for a trip from the US is hard to justify even for something so amazing. Would be nice to see US Heyurizens (maybe including Canada and Latin America too?) try to host our own, but I understand that it's hard to justify splitting something like this for a community that's already so small. I probably can't make it this time but I hope it does happen to set a precedent.
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>>194201
Yeah ;_;
I made this thread expecting only europeans and those in proximity would be able to attend...

It's too short notice for american users to afford it, but I hope one of the american users takes the flag and organizes a meetup there too

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poast dancing GIFs
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fish dance!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

come down to https://play.heyuri.lol and generate your own game. this is my last minute bunkasai submission. while it took me like 1 day to throw this site together.
it is actually part of a game engine i have been working on for months now.
the page it self is anonymized to look liek heyori! there is a lot of changed features to stay anonymized.
there is no image generation and no audio generation connected to my claude. but you can prob still have it pull some audio libs and programmatically gen it or run a really light image gen lib or imagemagic or even links to images.
your imagination and the claude TOS is the limmit!
either way. come and join and test out my engine.
i am totally not using this as a alpha test for my engine or anything.

oh and if things are not up rn. its because i am going to bed and i told AI to just get the rest of this fixed while i sleep. go an try to win big on prompts!

"Which X am I thinking of?" ...try to guess the correct answer!
If you guess correctly, you decide the next prompt and answer!

https://cgi.heyuri.net/donpisha/
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Blue!
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:astonish:
I was half expecting goatse
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Oh this is fun!
Wow, the design of this page is really nice and nostalgic too.

The Heyuri Music Club is proud to present you all with their new songs and performances!
Let's share our music and have a wonderful Bunkasai together! :biggrin:

I'll start! This is a song i made for Heyuri if it was an early 00's doujin visual novel, it's called "Unforgettable Memories": https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m557.mp3

Any Heyurizens use Slackware? I'm considering moving to a non-systemd distro. Currently I'm installing it on a VM to test it out. It seems very kewl but I worry I might be too much of a n00b to use it. :sweat2: (I've done fine with Mint and Debian so far).
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If you want debian without systemd, its literally a thing: devuan.

But once your mature enough you'll realize all distros are the same. No one smart or experienced uses arch or gentoo or whatever weird distro like slackware. Debian, ubuntu, maybe fedora. Everything else is a game
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>>194103
smart or experienced users don't use linux
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y systemd bad:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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I used it last year for quite a while. It was also my first distro decades ago.

I would use non systemd distributions for ideological reasons. There's a tendency to centralise that is worrying and dangerous. But other than that there's not much difference. Linux is Linux. You'll do fine. Also if you're used to writing unit files, an older init system will give you context and you'll understand what systemd came from (and why people rightfully hated it).

reoky to this sthread blindfolded
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ùi jezry od zmolr z notvjr, tree
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>>194101
cats arem e meanmts to go prr prr and drink milk yum yum
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ttesting testing testin da blind fold
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PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS penus pneus penus oenus oenus oeuns oenus oenus oenus
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rhus is vert east IP US A FAGGOT

How do you think Miku would fidget while waiting at a stoplight?
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She'd start singing and dancing, obviously.
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...Why is the steering wheel in the middle of the car? :unsure:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>194082
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but you are very blind

Does anyone actually believe this?
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Video title: I became a luddite peasant during a period of extreme technological advancement and put my entire lineage at a disadvantage economically, intellectually, and technologically because I was addicted to tiktok.
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>>194088
>my entire lineage
didn't know we had venerable cultivators on heyuri dawt net 👲
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>>194123
My bloodline will survive the century of humiliation and be the marshals of a new age, can you say the same?
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youtube video essay antichrist of internet like reddit arguments

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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could it be that all these people joining the "log off" movement were already not very online people pre-covid? And developed an internet "addiction" during lockdown ?

maybe they find the internet so disturbing and sinister because they were not net people to begin with (´・ω・` )

can you pronounce non-pulmonic consonants?

i am reading wuthering heights and it is some genuine misery porn. why the fuck have i been recommended it
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you should read something good instead like Friend by Paek Nam-nyong

https://files.catbox.moe/sa9kkx.pdf
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I read Wuthering Waves

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