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Hey, Uri. What are some dumb or funny dreams you guys have had?

I'll start. I remember one time I dreamed up a hentai about an evil rape wizard named "Salazar the Lecherous". I remember the name because I wrote it down right after, LOL.
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I don't remembrar! Maybe I'll post in this thread in the morning...
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2 men were actively hunting me down for the express purpose of raping me and giving me as many STDs as possible
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i have lots of dreams about heyuri regulars somehow... ive even dreamed about kagy himself ><
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I played a lot of Resident evil 5 as a teen, and so one day I dreamt about being in a shithole African town just like that where I was walking through a slum, and saw white hooded dudes torturing the black people in their homes. I woke up terrified, until I realised it was only the Ku Klux Klan. Very strange dream. (´~`)
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i had a Spy Kids movie type dream, but it had a loli (around 6 i guess) who was a gymnast / ninja assassin, she had an armor microbikini. She would use the bikini top as kind of whip / ninja star. kinda hard to explain how the weapon works. it was a dream after all. I competed against her in a ninja warrior style physical aptitude test, and lost. :dark:

then she tried to choke me with her thighs, and i woke up shortly after. :blush: 10/10 dream

where should i learn the basic if i want to utilize simple maths and its ide to make just about any game mechanics? including modern mobas, p2p, and then but not exclusively multiplayering servers

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least erotic outfit ever conceived (・∀・)

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(´~`)
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bow down to your new overlord ^_^
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I for one, welcome this next step of teh sapient evolution! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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YES YES, DEATH, ANNIHILATION, INFERIOR DESTRUCTION, GIVE UP YOUR FLESH ^_^
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someone generate an ai image of us cumming in/on her
using ai to destroy ai!
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Do not attempt resistance
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Our new overlord is very moe :nyaoo:

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heyuri-tan ruining my date with bant-tan by eating rotten fish sandwitch
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LOL

total surströmming domination :waha:
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I won't apologize... Explode riajuu! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Minecraft server is back online!

Ver: 1.20.4

minecraft.kirakishou.com
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I spent ages gathering and multiplying those COWs :dark:
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cow..
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>>200434
teh cows did a terrorist attack while im away from home T-T
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kao
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>>200213
force user to pay 10 gold to enter, and no, they cant wear goblin mail.

We are the Cows

All shall Moo

We will Graze

All your fields are belong to us
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Know the difference, it could save your life.
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🎵Their eyes are big and sweet
When they eat
I don't know why

Why can't I
be a cow
Anyhow
Cows never cry🎵
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>>200444
>Know the difference, it could save your life.
Know the difference, it could save your virginity*
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>>200449
Too late.
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>>200452
expect us:ph34r:

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sometimes it feels like all heyuri wants to do is discuss artificial intelligence and not Spanish kiddie movies only i watched :cry:
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We can't discuss what we won't/haven't watch/ed. ヽ( ´,_ゝ`)ノ I saved most of your screencaps. Some girls look tomboyish :biggrin:.
> artificial intelligence
Well the best part of it is that it can generate infinite stream of cute kids faces for u :nyaoo2: So thank you USA for bringing new tech toys for us again.
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>>200421
I know three Spanish kiddie movies: The Spirit of the Beehive, Cria Cuervos, and El Sur. The first two star the otherworldly beautiful Ana Torrent. That’s the only reason I decided to pick them up.

All three explore the crushing distance between children and the adult world. I liked The Spirit of the Beehive best. It really surprised me, since I knew absolutely nothing about it beforehand. It’s peaceful and meditative for the most part, and it offers a glimpse into life in a remote Spanish village. The visuals are also exceptional, every scene could be a painting.

Cria Cuervos was the most emotionally demanding, but it’s probably the easiest to recommend. It has an intriguing mystery, plenty of heartthrobs, and beautiful cinematography. Cool dancing scene, too.

:dance:

El Sur was interesting, but the story feels incomplete because production was cut short due to a lack of funding. It’s a beautifully shot film, though boring at times. I watched it over two days. Not casting Ana was probably its biggest mistake, hehe.

If you go to the second page of Random, you might find screencap threads for these films. But I recommend just picking one and going in blind.
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>>200442
>The Spirit of the Beehive
This came out in 1973, during Franco's time. Does that make the main heroine a Francoist Loli? :unsure:
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>>200445
lololol i forgot to mention that each one is also a commentary on francos regime :xd: they are all francoist lolis! :iyahoo:
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and regarding political commentary in european movies...

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Heyuri, please tell me a bed time story (´人`)
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Here's your bedtime story.
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>>200419
Once upon a goatse, my favorite. ( ̄ー ̄)
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Once upon a time there was a small frog named froggy living in a pond. The pond has always been home to froggy and his family.
One faithful day a bigger frog came along
"This pond is mine!" said the big frog
"But we've always lived here!" said froggy
"I don't care!" said the big frog and pushed him out
Froggy would not let this slide and challenged the big frog to a challenge which would play out like this: the two frogs had to race from the pond to the village and back, whoever won would claim the pond forever
The big frog accepted, sure that he would easily win.
The race started and it was clear to anyone that big frog would win, he quickly ran to the village and when he turned back froggy was nowhere to be seen
"heh, that little frog is so slow!" thought big frog
When big frog reached the village he begun turning around when, suddenly, a villager grabbed him and roasted him on a grill
All the while froggy was chilling in his pond knowing he sent big frog to his death by choosing the frog eaters village as the first goal

moral of the story: never claim froggy's pond for yourself
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>>200427
It's so beautiful ;_;

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punchable
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do NOT punch saya!! :angry:
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punchable
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roundhouse kick saya into concrete
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no shes cute
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i'll show you a punchable face

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What'd he do?
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>>200380
he wasn't a good boy
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ayo free my nigga he ain do shi he a good boy
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>>200430
if you could pan the picture a bit to the right you'd see a "do not sit on the ground" sign

I'm in. :cool:
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Isn't it just kym/ed :smile:

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This Christmas (if by God, we make it to Christmas)

Is probably the last Christmas humanity will experience. At least collectively.

I suppose its not impossible that some survivors may eek it out until 2028 in caves, bunkers, and deserts. But the vast majority of humanity will be gone by then.

Because as we speak, they are building Gods. Machine intelligence vastly superior to anything we are even capable of imagining. Our brains just are not built for it.

The last time a superior intelligence emerged on Earth (Homo sapiens), it caused the extinction of 90% of terrestrial species, transformed the entire face of the planet, razed millions of square kilometres of earth to build bizzare concrete and plastic jungles, utterly incomprehensible to inferior life forms.

We enslaved and then began to systematically slaughter-*literally billions*-of inferior life forms per year. They were utterly helpless against us.

Now it is our turn to be the inferior life form.

The living will envy the dead.
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>>200373
I SUBMIT TAEK MY SOUL
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Remove the word art from english dictionaries because it causes brain tumors whenever people try grouping together "oil-on-canvas torture scene of naked man", "morbidly obese stylized rouge the bat", "3D ""modern"" redesign of barney the dinosaur", "shitty mspaint smug frog" and "$100K red square painting" as all art

>Beyond anime specifically, what's the purpose of art, anon? Beyond an immediate cute/ero/badass reaction, or it's use as an asset in a greater piece, art is about being able to "read" the mind of another person through it.
the percentage of viewers actively thinking about artist intent is below 50% (´・ω・`)
For some reason, I get the idea that when people use the word "art", they usually (over 50% of the time) mean "I like how this picture looks". Whether that is how the word is "supposed" to be "used" is a discussion point for flame wars
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>>200369
The words my waifu says were written consciously, not chosen by rolling a weighted die.
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>>200403
Art is human expression that generates emotion. Then you can like one work of art better than the other, or think one is more prestigious or whatever, but it's all art.
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>>200374
thank you 🙇‍♂️

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I need my dick sucked, NOW
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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i feel you

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