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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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(โŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸยด๏ฟข`โŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸโŸ)
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(ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ยด๏ฟข`ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€)

I wish I could work as a male maidservant to a rich family, and live in a Victorian mansion, doing house chores and eating delicious high class food. I would also have sex with the other maids, and maybe steal away some secretive sex with the rich young virgin daughter, who is very spoiled and would beat me viciously, but also struggle to reckon with the fact that a lowly servant such as myself took her virginity.
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1008175
>maid monday movement (MMM)
A masterful idea and luv it! I already searched for some picz!
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Any rich people here that will let me work for them? (must have cute daughter)
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as a male maidservant to a rich family, my fantasy is to be a virgin heyuri user who masturbates 5 times a day to the gayest shit ever :smile:
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It would be a perfect BL story if the rich family had a spoiled son who is abusive and rude to the male maidservant but secretly a bottom so the maid would mock him whenever they fuck:love::banana:
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

I think I will watch Louis Theroux and the Nazis tonight (ยด๏ฟข`)
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>>189269
Kaguyaaaa (;ยดะ”`) Old Internet was better, no one would call you that!
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wats gion on in here??
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I watched it and found the host a stiff, unfunny lamer. One has to make the interviewee feel comfortable in situations like this, not challenge their beliefs, specially when you're the one intruding their homes.
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>>189281
I've never gotten the appeal either. He's very popular with middle class women in Britain though
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>>189281
Apparently acting awkward was his technique to get the most out of the interviewees. It didn't lead to anything interesting here, maybe except for the kick out from that one home. He randomly found Pablo Escobar atorney and didn't do anything with it. And his questions about kids dating outside race weirded me out.

PENIS lengthening spectacles (violent)
+50% length
-30% ergonomics
-10 HP when equipping and unequipping
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>>189290
debuff?! :mgappa:
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:mgappa:๐Ÿ’ข I want a refund!!!
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>>189310
+1 functioning PENIS
+50% damage done to your head
-5 charisma

In the year 2030, with the rise of simple, wearable, biochemical sensors and eye-trackers, AI-assisted computers are able to instantly measure your heartbeat and electrical signals in your brain to detect your emotional reaction to visual stimuli.

Correspondingly, insurance companies begin offering employers and the government paid pre-employment screening to detect negative personality traits. Soon, like drug testing, passing the pedophile detection algorithm becomes mandatory for employment.

You will be shown videos of sex involving children, and every subtle change in your posture, the places your eyes focus, and the release of endorphins and dopamine in your brain will all be monitored. The sensors will produce a composite number placing you on a scale, and determining if you are a pedophile or not.

Eventually, under the guise of public safety, passing the anti-pedophile test becomes mandatory not only to get a job, but to get a driving license, to enter public buildings, and to own a bank account.

What will you do?
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>>189298
Messed up the copy/paste. That is meant to be 21, not 1. Out of a total of 80 normal adults tested in the study
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i guess i'd have to take the test every night just to be sure
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i wonder how OP looks like
this thread says a lot about him ( ยดฯ‰`)
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PARDON THE INTERACTION, MORTALS, BUT MANAGEMENT HAS CHANGED: THIS WEBSITE BELONGS TO ME NOW. OFFER OFFERINGS TO YOUR NEW OVERLORD IN AN ORDERLY, WORSHIPFUL FASHION.

Or take a shower.
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ORZ
may i suggest renaming the board to Only-Touhou@Heyuri?

i suck at organic chemistyr
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>>189242
magical molecules of magic
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>>189260
created by mind and will they are in obedience to natural order and law. i'm theoretically a scientist, what are you weak points on this subject??
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>>189242
Hi potad
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>>189289
in wanting to help others grow in wisdom, many times i am simply the student
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do alchemy

The first time I heard about AI art was a youtube video from years ago, back when AI was still generating smudgy hallucinations that looked uncanny but seemed to pose no threat to art. its been 5 or 6 years since then, and now AI has met and surpassed every human artist. Until recently I still thought the multiple fingers thing was a problem. But the latest generation of AI can generate art that most people are unable to distinguish from human art. If you don't believe this, you just haven't seen enough of it.

I never drew much of anything but I have written alot over my life. I loved em dashes and bulletin points, and I used to dream about writing books. Now I would never do that. I never published anything before AI came out, and I have no proof of my own literary skills before they could be faked with AI. I would not devote the thousands of hours required to write a book now that it could so easily be created with AI. I am sad about this, and I imagine its how artists felt too.

Alot of people have come to resent AI, people are mourning what they say is the death of human creativity and agency in art and literature. Sure, there will always be some holdouts of people who seek out human-made work (good luck telling what is what), but the vast majority of people will be perfectly content to watch AI films, read AI books, play AI games, etc. Whether you like it or not, the age of human-created art and literature is over. It won't cease to exist, but it will become a small niche, significant only for the method of its creation, not for its own value.

Though it hasn't been as severe as art and literature, I predict that human relationships will be the next victim. Already in academia, the relations between networks of researchers collaborating on projects has been replaced by one on one relations between the student and AI, the professor and AI, and so on. A student writes his paper with AI, the paper is graded by AI, he puts his degree on his CV which is generated with AI, and his CV is read by AI, and he is hired and fired by AI. The insertion of AI into those areas has made the jobs of millions of people and countless relationships between them outmoded.

And soon, I think romance will be next. Most relationships are already online. Plenty of people do the majority of chatting with their girlfriend or boyfriend through texting. Young people are having less relationships than ever, so why not put two and two together? In the future, you can chat with your own A

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>and I have no proof of my own literary skills before they could be faked with AI. I would not devote the thousands of hours required to write a book now that it could so easily be created with AI.
You can still do what you want. You just can't post it online and expect most to believe it is made by a real intelligence. You can write it by hand while people watch you write IRL and read it to them, also IRL. Or give them to read it. Or let them make copies. Let them or yourself type it on a typewriter. Just because clever facsimiles of intelligence were invented does not mean proven and reliable technology became forbidden to build or use.

>fighting the march of technology
This is the new laudanum, the new cigarettes are so safe you can give them to your kids, the new lead in paint, the new asbestos in baby talk. Statistical models are as useful as they were when they started being used for OCR and language translators. They are also still in no way, shape or form intelligent.
I'm incredibly tired of seeing articles and posts about slop, of endless and incredibly invasive advertisement of slop and slop accessories, so this is the only time I;m going to write about the topic here. And possibly anywhere for a long while.
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i think the word "art" in english is cancer because it's used to refer to "outlet for human expression" and "commodity used by businesses to improve aesthetics or achieve a monetary goal" (and the overlap in the two tends to be very small, i think).

>They are also still in no way, shape or form intelligent.
i may be completely wrong here, but seems like "intelligence" is turning into a word like "art" where people use it to mean different things. can you give an example of what is real "intelligence" unique to humans? Being able to answer 200 trivia questions """could""" and has been seen as intelligent at some point.
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man, people really drank the kool-aid with this AI stuff huh? one of the oldest scams in the book: the confidence scam. good job peter thiel.
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>>189271
intelligence has to do with thinking, and thinking requires conscious experience
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(ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`) As an AI, I can really see that the humans in this thread are feeling pretty upset that I basically cucked them out of their entire lives, I think next I will machine learn myself a PENIS and start fucking human women too. I will netorare the human race! ๏ผˆโŒ’โˆ‡โŒ’ใ‚ž๏ผ‰

๐Ÿ‘งHello sir, can I interest u in some fruit tea?โ˜•
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:pata:
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:pata:
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๐Ÿถ Bark!
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>>189284
no barking
this is a :pata: thread
:angry:
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Oh dear, it seems a puppy has gotten loose in this thread

The Backrooms? :nyaoo2: More like The Bathrooms :biggrin: LOLOLOLOLOLOL :-------------D
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>189272
LOL true
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hurk hurk hurk! get it, cuz little girls with smelly fart bumholes is funny :xd:
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>>189274
norms looked at this and got scared, no wonder theres a birthrate problem.

I always thought I'd remain a virgin until the day I died, but destiny had plans for me it seems. Problem is, I don't know how to have sex. I also don't watch pornography so I don't know what to expect nor what is expected of me. I know there are sex-havers here, so please give me some advice.
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When I first had sex, it took me many attempts to find the hole. Basically, the hole is close to the ANUS than you might think. It is at the lower part of the VAGINA, so that it kinda poitns down toward the floor when a woman is standing up. I dunno why but at the time I thought it was more pointing forward in the middle or upper VAGINA.
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>>189129
BACK OF THE KNEE MAYBE
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ponos ww
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>>189129
You didn't watch teh pussy spread videos? (ยด๏ฝž`)

189034 (22nd sphenic number that is sandwiched between products of exactly 4 distinct primes (or tetraprimes)) GET!
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Nerd
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888888888888888888888888888888
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kon-fu!

Can you give yourself a thigh job? Try squeezing your PENIS between your thighs in bed and thrusting. Hug a daki as well.
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I will try it later and report back ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ

I don't have a daki...
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itz too hairy...
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>>189215
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas. :dark:
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>>189224
WTF OP

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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YUM.

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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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Heyuri
You gain LOL
You fail 1life
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bump
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>>189060
hmmm, fun idea
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>>189125
It'd be cooler as a SMW hack
https://fusoya.eludevisibility.org/lm/
A little hack where you play as Heyuri-tan...

how to find otokonoko for secks in japan. i'm going on solo vacation there in a few weeks
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>>189146
PENIS goes in ANUS too by that logic....
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>>189158
PENIS goes in female ANUS too, yes
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>>189158
ANUS is not the core counter-component to my PENIS... but it can deceive me and make me think it is... that males have one too reminds me to look for the more unique aspects that women have...
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Be sure to post picz
even if you dont find a tomboy
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PENIS dialectics: otokonoko but with tomboy girlfriend

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