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To my knowledge, there's never been a Heyuri desktop thread.

Please, post your desktop here! :smile:
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looking at other people's desktops gives me anxiety
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ugh mine is so boring
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>>185112
Impressive. Very nice. Let's see kaguya's desktop.
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2999949
my desktop, what you guys think
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>>185249
perfectly average and inoffensive i give it 5/10

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i dont really know whats going on here
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>>185235
A man is covertly feeding his semen to his female coworkers.
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I really hope this is staged (;´Д`)
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>>185238
it probably is...
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wat
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maybe it's not a "cryptic video", it's just the worst YTPMV of history
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ok, i survived the memetic kill agent, where's the top secret data?
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>>185186
The kinemaster watermark is kinda killing the creepiness

Does this feel good on your dick?

Has anyone tried using an onnahole with a hoover to get a suction effect? Or even just on its own.

I am too afraid to try it myself (´¬`)
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outside of the PENIS, i have no idea if there's some kind of pleasure if you apply it to balls. i know i've read about someone sucking on testicles for erotic pleasure (teabagging? :xd:), but i don't know how true that is
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also i dont know if this works as a low power option. opening might be too small
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>>185242
>opening might be too small
don't worry.. it's not... (ρ_;)
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>>185211
Don't they make dedicated PENIS vacuums?
Or are those just too expensive?
:unsure:
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>>185242
Well you could put it in the back of an onnahole.

better than evangelion :nyaoo-closedeyes:

the pleasure of being cummed inside
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ive never been
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>>185230
been where?
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been dover

I don’t feel too good, cheer me up!
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i'm in love with you
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I'm in love with the person thats in love with you
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The food you eat is not contaminated with semen, and there is no need to worry.
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you'll have sex tonight
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You're so good looking

I'm tired of the internetz :sweat3:
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I also use the internet exclusively for Heyuri these days, besides piracy and various 2D porn :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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im tired of not being able to make friends online anymore, when did it get so hard p;
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>>185216
a very long time ago i met my partner on 4chan, and i knew many other people who did similar. now most people wouldnt dream of it, and even those sites that are conducive to meeting people from are full of people who ultimately dont want to leave their rooms.
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>>185216
a hard p you say??? :drool:
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>>185220
LOLOL NO

Join the clothed club :cool:
stay warm
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yeah!! being nakkid for looserz!!! :iyahoo:
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I'm in my underwear, does that count?
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postan with pajama pants on :hokke:
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I put on (mostly) clean clothes today!
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some people in this thread are liars...

can i post from my playstation vita?
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shimapan WIN! :nosebleed:
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to good to be true!! pantsu!!
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now show balls and ANUS ( ´ω`)
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>>185137
show the BULDGE!!!

i thinking of an hero while learning kickboxing. Anyone done any material art?
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All I know is fap-fu. :biggrin:
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Fap-fu sparring session. First one to cum loses! :biggrin:

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>>185165
Hey, give it back!! :angry:
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>>185168
This song will make you feel better about yourself. :waha:

https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m531.mp3
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this girl is so well spoken and sweet (´ー`) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmHEW6QntYo
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>>185170
Use it or lose it, buddy *flees* 🏃‍♂️💨
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>>185190
I want to use it. 😢

i'm going to spend a month only getting off to ao3 stuff instead of anything visual, to understand girls better.
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i already failed... looked at some of my ex's selfies. but i'll keep trying !!
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>>185166
i bet ur ex isn't even cute :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>185167
she's planning to become a model! i guess she might have been delusional about that...
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>>185070
i used to almost exclusively get off to written smut but these days nothing but the most perfect of trashy yaoi does it for me. i read one on ghost rape a while ago and found a sequel recently, but while its popular and good its also unfortunately shotacon.

if you are after more emotive works, have you considered taking the time to read some old hardblush?
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I don't read any smut on AO3. Everything I read there is all ages (or at least, not r18).

How can any of you slugs be depressed NEETs, wallowing in self-pity all day, whlist being white? If I were white, I wouldn't complain about anything, I'd be the happiest man in the world!
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An interesting fact that’s growing with the minorities is that they often see themselves as being lesser than the white race. Some feeling like they’ll never achieve great things.
Unlike the white race there’s really not much in their history that they can look at and see as a role model for anything. Success feels out of place for them.
It’s like looking to see if I can get a job at a clothing store and seeing that the staff look 100% women. As a man I’m going to assume I just don’t belong. And it would be harder to relate with them if I did get hired. I would stand out like a sore thumb.
They’re beginning to grow sort of self hatred, it’s sad to see.
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i wanna raep charlotte's corpse
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>>185159
This is exactly the reason why most hardcore racist people on the internet (or even in real life sometimes) are brown.
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>>185159
The solution to that is simply to pull up those bootstraps and stop living in whitey's country, if it's so bad and all.
They go back where they came from and suddenly they're not a minority anymore. Nobody else's shadow to stand in.
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>>184960
where im from you dont need to not have white skin to be brown

do you ever think about using AI magic to get your waifu to say she loves you on video? like those ASMR/POV videos, but imagine someone like furina saying your name and acting like your girlfriend sending a vlog about her room or something :sweat:
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i saw them years ago :nyaoo2:
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you can do that now with enough vram. its just expensive. :sad:
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it'd be better to perform alchemic cosmic rituals to bring her into existence on the mortal plane

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