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Chona Kilat gives Wanker the PENIS rating during a video call. Chona provides Wanker with her assessment and demands that he submit to her rules.
Pics and videos are welcome.
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You judge my weenie, I judge your death sentence. :angry:

In the year 2030, with the rise of simple, wearable, biochemical sensors and eye-trackers, AI-assisted computers are able to instantly measure your heartbeat and electrical signals in your brain to detect your emotional reaction to visual stimuli.

Correspondingly, insurance companies begin offering employers and the government paid pre-employment screening to detect negative personality traits. Soon, like drug testing, passing the pedophile detection algorithm becomes mandatory for employment.

You will be shown videos of sex involving children, and every subtle change in your posture, the places your eyes focus, and the release of endorphins and dopamine in your brain will all be monitored. The sensors will produce a composite number placing you on a scale, and determining if you are a pedophile or not.

Eventually, under the guise of public safety, passing the anti-pedophile test becomes mandatory not only to get a job, but to get a driving license, to enter public buildings, and to own a bank account.

What will you do?
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>>189240
i lold
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>>189243
heyuri is not exactly full of pedos!!
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>>189251
true there are some shotalovers aswell!
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>>189247
Yeah, in WhatsApp ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
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>let's make a group for heyuri pedos
>Yeah, in WhatsApp
great idea! can't wait to join!

i suck at organic chemistyr
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the best way to learn is to learn directly from and alongside the creator of reality. aww my childhood crush became a chemist evidently and i still look up to her because emotionally i died as a small child so by the time i met her she was my precious big sister.
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>>189242
magical molecules of magic
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>>189260
created by mind and will they are in obedience to natural order and law. i'm theoretically a scientist, what are you weak points on this subject??

I always thought I'd remain a virgin until the day I died, but destiny had plans for me it seems. Problem is, I don't know how to have sex. I also don't watch pornography so I don't know what to expect nor what is expected of me. I know there are sex-havers here, so please give me some advice.
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When I first had sex, it took me many attempts to find the hole. Basically, the hole is close to the ANUS than you might think. It is at the lower part of the VAGINA, so that it kinda poitns down toward the floor when a woman is standing up. I dunno why but at the time I thought it was more pointing forward in the middle or upper VAGINA.
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>>189129
BACK OF THE KNEE MAYBE
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ponos ww
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>>189129
You didn't watch teh pussy spread videos? (ยด๏ฝž`)

The first time I heard about AI art was a youtube video from years ago, back when AI was still generating smudgy hallucinations that looked uncanny but seemed to pose no threat to art. its been 5 or 6 years since then, and now AI has met and surpassed every human artist. Until recently I still thought the multiple fingers thing was a problem. But the latest generation of AI can generate art that most people are unable to distinguish from human art. If you don't believe this, you just haven't seen enough of it.

I never drew much of anything but I have written alot over my life. I loved em dashes and bulletin points, and I used to dream about writing books. Now I would never do that. I never published anything before AI came out, and I have no proof of my own literary skills before they could be faked with AI. I would not devote the thousands of hours required to write a book now that it could so easily be created with AI. I am sad about this, and I imagine its how artists felt too.

Alot of people have come to resent AI, people are mourning what they say is the death of human creativity and agency in art and literature. Sure, there will always be some holdouts of people who seek out human-made work (good luck telling what is what), but the vast majority of people will be perfectly content to watch AI films, read AI books, play AI games, etc. Whether you like it or not, the age of human-created art and literature is over. It won't cease to exist, but it will become a small niche, significant only for the method of its creation, not for its own value.

Though it hasn't been as severe as art and literature, I predict that human relationships will be the next victim. Already in academia, the relations between networks of researchers collaborating on projects has been replaced by one on one relations between the student and AI, the professor and AI, and so on. A student writes his paper with AI, the paper is graded by AI, he puts his degree on his CV which is generated with AI, and his CV is read by AI, and he is hired and fired by AI. The insertion of AI into those areas has made the jobs of millions of people and countless relationships between them outmoded.

And soon, I think romance will be next. Most relationships are already online. Plenty of people do the majority of chatting with their girlfriend or boyfriend through texting. Young people are having less relationships than ever, so why not put two and two together? In the future, you can chat with your own A

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this thread sux dick: "world sux, deal with it lawl."
you should use the time it takes to make a retarded srsbsns longpost (which no one likes) to make something actually fun like OC or some decently funny threads... i cum to heyuri to have fun, not to talk about how awful the world is.
inb4 just hide the thread d00d
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>>189238
The world isnt awful, as a kid i always wanted to grow up and see AI
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>>189238
people ain't a lulz machine for your sake

>>189241
honestly, messing around with AI has been fun
but it has made a lot of things very samey and kinda shit

there are a lot of artists I've seen that redraw AI pics now and you can see the fucked up bits that they missed

in general, a lot of this shit is pretty exciting though, I just wish I upgraded my RAM last year (;ยดะ”`)

had zero reason to have more than 16GB of RAM last year ( ยดฯ‰`)
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>>189252
>people ain't a lulz machine for your sake
heyurizens are supposed to be teh lulz machine, not ghey emokid bloggers crying about life.
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>>189255
You didn't even read the post ww
Its not emo, its the exact opposite, a hopeful acceptance. A triumph over the doom and gloom of ai apocalypse criers

I think I will watch Louis Theroux and the Nazis tonight (ยด๏ฟข`)
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>>189075
imagine the guy who got to paint russian/american flags on a bunch of stupid bitches tits
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>>189030
cute

>>189075
mental illness
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>>189075
old ugly naked hags go to the gas chamber
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mainstream tells me liking nazis or lolis is wrong. but yet... :nosebleed:
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pyocola is teh only loli-nazi u are allowed to luv!

189034 (22nd sphenic number that is sandwiched between products of exactly 4 distinct primes (or tetraprimes)) GET!
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Nerd
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888888888888888888888888888888
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kon-fu!

๐Ÿ‘งHello sir, can I interest u in some fruit tea?โ˜•
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Can you give yourself a thigh job? Try squeezing your PENIS between your thighs in bed and thrusting. Hug a daki as well.
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I will try it later and report back ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ

I don't have a daki...
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itz too hairy...
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>>189215
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas. :dark:
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>>189224
WTF OP

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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YUM.

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Heyuri
You gain LOL
You fail 1life
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bump
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>>189060
hmmm, fun idea
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>>189125
It'd be cooler as a SMW hack
https://fusoya.eludevisibility.org/lm/
A little hack where you play as Heyuri-tan...

I wish I could work as a male maidservant to a rich family, and live in a Victorian mansion, doing house chores and eating delicious high class food. I would also have sex with the other maids, and maybe steal away some secretive sex with the rich young virgin daughter, who is very spoiled and would beat me viciously, but also struggle to reckon with the fact that a lowly servant such as myself took her virginity.
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>>189095
thats the ugliest pige i ever did seen
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(๏ฟฃใƒผ๏ฟฃ) Drop a Yeah on this post if you love maids
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I'm going to start a movement called maid monday on heyuri and we are all gonna post and fap to maids on that day ๏ผผ(๏ผพo๏ผพ)๏ผ
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1008175
>maid monday movement (MMM)
A masterful idea and luv it! I already searched for some picz!

how to find otokonoko for secks in japan. i'm going on solo vacation there in a few weeks
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>>189146
PENIS goes in ANUS too by that logic....
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>>189158
PENIS goes in female ANUS too, yes
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>>189158
ANUS is not the core counter-component to my PENIS... but it can deceive me and make me think it is... that males have one too reminds me to look for the more unique aspects that women have...
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Be sure to post picz
even if you dont find a tomboy
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PENIS dialectics: otokonoko but with tomboy girlfriend

"DAAEETOONAA!! LEH GO AWAY!!:onigiri: (LEH GO AWAY!!:banana:)"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UqQJRMxy8E
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NOOOOOOOOO IT TOOK YEARS TO GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD
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day tonnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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gay boneeeeeeeer
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Sega collaborated with Lockheed Martin to make the arcade board this game runs on. Used military technology of some kind or other, which is how picrel was able to release in 1994. Very ahead of it's time visually.

ไ—ฝ
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RAN RAN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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