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akbar... :nosebleed:

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( ´ω`) ╰⋃╯
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>>192895
HARDCOAR!
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>>192883
retarded whore defenders lol, those faggots thought they were gonna get laid like they wouldn't do it for free
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moar
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I forgot to attach a subject field, but everyone, this is the PENIS-picture sharing thread, so please post pictures of PENISes here.
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PENIS

After installing Mario Kart 8 on my pc, I decided to look to the list of licensed Nintendo games from the last feel years, then I find Ring Fit and I remembered something. I always fantasized about having a cute imouto to play this game with me, I always fantasized about buying that expensive gear (at least it used to be really expensive here) and playing for hours that game with my imouto. This became one of my most deep desires, since I saw vtubers playing this game
Now I have a machine that can play that game and the gear is less expensive, but I still suffering with no imouto

i think it's been a long time since I've drawn a wholesome bant-tan drawing
i feel bad about that (ρ_;)
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i did say no more brat-tan drawings some days ago but i guess i developed a thing for this
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sadistic bant-tan ftw
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please draw more eroi art of bant tan dont stop..(´¬`)
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>>193414
i can't sleep because i'm thinking what brat-tan to draw next but none of my ideas are good (;´Д`)
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( ´,_ゝ`) please draw a pov image of brat-tan spitting in your face... please...

>hey use-kun it's better you update your pc as fast you can or otherwise I will fucked his whole performance

>user-kun, remember when you setup me and you choose to not share your localization? Too bad I will set for you any way

>you know my volume icon, it's better if you keep it where, because I won't let you take it from here

>I love the Xbox controller, but you have to replug he every time that you restart your pc, because I'm always ended up forgetting about him

>user-kun, do you like to map the print screen key on the side button of your mouse? sorry but you can't do this anymore

>i have a big fat clock, but in order to use it you have to wait to me update it first

>we are in a serious relationship, user-kun, so you have to make an account on Microsoft-sama in order to use me and remember, nothing of shift + F10 anymore

>In my opinion only advanced users use more than 60hz
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>>193339
got a boner from this
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in my mind i get to be my most ideal self and constantly get mating pressed by cute girls so i have no fucking reason to complain!!!
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>>193376
Damn near ripped my peenie weenie clean off my body
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>>193339
Is Arch-tan a futa with a huge PENIS?
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>>193412
not on a default install, but you can configure her to have a huge cock (unlike win11-tan wich you can change at most the color of her dress and need an mc account to do so)

i set up mine to be a tomboyish bully and to occasionally visit win11-tan and bully her both psychologically and physically

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Invertebrate Physiology
so... snail powar ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Personal Artificial Element. This sounds lame. :sweat2:
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Fly Manipulation :glare:
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inchallah I got Islam Mastery 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️👳‍♂️
(I'm not joking: https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Islam_Mastery )
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War Inducement ( `∀´)つ

Seriously, stop lying to yourselves: this isn’t even a lazy remaster, it’s an insult. If Nintendo were honestly selling this as a simple HD upscale, I’d be the first to cut them some slack. But to dare call this a "remake"? Don't make me laugh. A real remake modernizes gameplay mechanics and completely overhauls the game, just like Capcom does with Resident Evil or Square Enix with Final Fantasy VII. A remaster is just a fresh coat of paint on the graphics. And even then, the paint here looks pretty washed out. 

Just looking at the latest preview from the Nintendo Direct is a shock... but for all the wrong reasons. The Hyrule Field is still as desperately empty as it was back in 1998. We still have to sit through archaic loading screens just to enter the castle, all that to admire a magnificent static JPEG image in the background. Splendid modernity! As for the villagers in the courtyard, it’s a total joke: they literally look like N64 models slapped with an HD filter. They have zero life in them, with their three ridiculous animations looping endlessly just like back in the day. 

Gameplay-wise, it’s an absolute void. The mechanics haven’t aged a bit: combat drags on, and we’re still stuck with that prehistoric targeting system. So sure, the graphics are a tiny bit more detailed, but that’s the absolute bare minimum for a project of this scale. And despite that, we get competitive-level aliasing! Inside the Great Deku Tree, the spiderweb looks pitifully cheap, and the vines you climb are painful to look at. Don't even get me started on the art direction, which is a total failure: Link looks like a low-cost plastic figurine, trapped in a botched middle ground between semi-realism and cartoonish design. 

For a supposed "remake," logic dictates that they should have expanded the indoor and outdoor areas. We should have gotten a world that was both more modern and less linear—a sort of sublimated Twilight Princess or an open world inspired by Breath of the Wild, while still preserving the DNA, the iconic art direction, and the structure of old Zelda games, but finally full of life. 

But go ahead, keep pre-ordering with your eyes closed and calling it a masterpiece. It’s precisely because of docile, easily pleased gamers like you that the video game industry is dead. Grow up a little.

As a massive fan of old-school Nintendo especially Zelda OOT and Twilight Princess (honestly, I couldn't care less about Mario) this upcoming "remake" is an absolute scam. I refuse to

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>>193335

You're being a bit harsh; the last good Nintendo games were really just up to the early 2000s with the GameCub Wind Waker and Twilight Princess were still great....
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All of the 3D zelda games suck. That's right. All of them. Every single one. Unless they're psuedo-3D like Link Between Worlds, that one was alright. :biggrin:
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to me gurls are much more into link than you think for the reasons I’d rather not put my finger on :lolico:
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>All of the 3D zelda games suck
I'm inclined to agree, but I do think the temples in OoT were great - the highlights in an otherwise boring game. That's probably just because they feel like Tomb Raider, and I loev Tomb Raider :blush:
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Shotacons got something to enjoy for sure with the new young link. He’s got little boy shorts on now. :nyaoo:

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i dont have an imouto (´~`)
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Imagine browsing Heyuri with your little sister sitting in your lap and she blushes and looks down when she sees this post. :nosebleed:
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>>193410
boring. bold rapey little sister who makes you take responsibility for her selfish feelings and desires is way better
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>>193415
Shut up woman

is your skin paler than this cat?
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>>193281
even my asshole is lighter than your skin
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>>193285
Post that bussy here, white boy
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>>193281
yes, i would like to order. One Tikka masala please.
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Guys, do you know a manga where we are the MC? And subject is romance?
Or it can be VN or anime or etc. etc.

Especially these days, I'm in great need of compassion, yeah this is very very very like a loser...

But Heyuri the only place I can ask.
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do you mean a manga drawn from first person view? ive never read any manga/watched any anime like that

i dont know about VNs though
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>>193398
I mean, we're the main male character. The main female character also engages in dialogue with us.
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>Anime
Iyapan technically, but it's more for fapping than compassion.
I think there's also One Room but I never watched it.
>VN
Isn't that like every eroge ever?
(Some even let you set the main guy's name, look for "nameable protagonist" tag on vndb. But it interacts poorly with voicing so I'm not a fan.)
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>>193400
Actually I'm not looking eroge or fap material. I just need love, compassion.

Porn is everywhere.
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>>193408
Porn is everywhere, but there is a qualitative difference between reaching to the closest doujinshi site and the feeling of accomplishment on reaching an ero scene after tens of hours of playing full-price eroge. One is just answering your instincts by the most direct means possible, while the other is a culmination of the bonds you've established with the heroine through the power of human imagination.

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>>193311
why is this oddly kawaii:sad:
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>>193315
at the end there was one that noped out after seeying his friend run in
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>>193354
it looked like the two rats at the end had a whole conversation just for one to walk into the trap anyways :sweat2:
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It's been proven that rats are extremely good at communicating complex ideas with each other through their squeaks... However, they're so full of spite that when they get caught in a trap, they'll try to convince other rats to follow them so that they can die too.
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Don't you think it's suspicious how every city in history has had gutters that are perfectly sized for rats? Makes you think about who's really in control...
:ph34r:

I just got banned on another image board and the reason was that I broke the following law
>18 U.S. Code § 1466A is a federal law that prohibits the knowing production, distribution, receipt, or possession of obscene visual depictions of minors in sexually explicit conduct, even if the images are fictional, drawn, or computer-generated
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Whatever chan that is, is really ghey
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It's your moral duty to break unjust laws
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>even if the images are fictional, drawn, or computer-generated
well this is just false thanks to the first amendment
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GENTLEMAN
THIS IS
DEMOCRRRACY MANIFEST!

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? FAPPING TO PORN? SUCULENT AI-GENERATED CHILD PORN?

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!!!
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A slave asks "is it legal?"
A free man asks "Is it right?"

which one of you was that :dark:
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piece of shit I hope he got shoved into industrial shredder at the job in prison
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I don’t get it :biggrin:
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>>193379
in the bag was the means to achieve the fabled "sexual awakening"
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that open fly kills me but i dont understand his masterplan either. maybe thats the thing... you cant even deduct what he was about to do
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>>193373
Whats going on here?

Who is your favorite heyuri cosplay girl? For me it's meido
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>>193206
A chan user? And may be Heyuri user?
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>>193208
i dont use any other forums :x3:
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>>193209
H-Hi, do you have any cosplay pics of yourself.. for research purposes of course :biggrin::sweat2:
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i don't know any cosplayer on heyuri (^Д^)
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kit-chan!! she is so nice!

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