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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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BAKA !!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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is your skin paler than this cat?
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I’m an aryan warrior. My skin is just tan
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>>193281
even my asshole is lighter than your skin
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>>193285
Post that bussy here, white boy
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yes, i would like to order. One Tikka masala please.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Cirngirl Genyis
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Seriously, stop lying to yourselves: this isn’t even a lazy remaster, it’s an insult. If Nintendo were honestly selling this as a simple HD upscale, I’d be the first to cut them some slack. But to dare call this a "remake"? Don't make me laugh. A real remake modernizes gameplay mechanics and completely overhauls the game, just like Capcom does with Resident Evil or Square Enix with Final Fantasy VII. A remaster is just a fresh coat of paint on the graphics. And even then, the paint here looks pretty washed out. 

Just looking at the latest preview from the Nintendo Direct is a shock... but for all the wrong reasons. The Hyrule Field is still as desperately empty as it was back in 1998. We still have to sit through archaic loading screens just to enter the castle, all that to admire a magnificent static JPEG image in the background. Splendid modernity! As for the villagers in the courtyard, it’s a total joke: they literally look like N64 models slapped with an HD filter. They have zero life in them, with their three ridiculous animations looping endlessly just like back in the day. 

Gameplay-wise, it’s an absolute void. The mechanics haven’t aged a bit: combat drags on, and we’re still stuck with that prehistoric targeting system. So sure, the graphics are a tiny bit more detailed, but that’s the absolute bare minimum for a project of this scale. And despite that, we get competitive-level aliasing! Inside the Great Deku Tree, the spiderweb looks pitifully cheap, and the vines you climb are painful to look at. Don't even get me started on the art direction, which is a total failure: Link looks like a low-cost plastic figurine, trapped in a botched middle ground between semi-realism and cartoonish design. 

For a supposed "remake," logic dictates that they should have expanded the indoor and outdoor areas. We should have gotten a world that was both more modern and less linear—a sort of sublimated Twilight Princess or an open world inspired by Breath of the Wild, while still preserving the DNA, the iconic art direction, and the structure of old Zelda games, but finally full of life. 

But go ahead, keep pre-ordering with your eyes closed and calling it a masterpiece. It’s precisely because of docile, easily pleased gamers like you that the video game industry is dead. Grow up a little.

As a massive fan of old-school Nintendo especially Zelda OOT and Twilight Princess (honestly, I couldn't care less about Mario) this upcoming "remake" is an absolute scam. I refuse to

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last good nintendo game was maede in the 90s
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>>193335

You're being a bit harsh; the last good Nintendo games were really just up to the early 2000s with the GameCub Wind Waker and Twilight Princess were still great....
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All of the 3D zelda games suck. That's right. All of them. Every single one. Unless they're psuedo-3D like Link Between Worlds, that one was alright. :biggrin:
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to me gurls are much more into link than you think for the reasons I’d rather not put my finger on :lolico:
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>All of the 3D zelda games suck
I'm inclined to agree, but I do think the temples in OoT were great - the highlights in an otherwise boring game. That's probably just because they feel like Tomb Raider, and I loev Tomb Raider :blush:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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me on the right
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That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
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perfect :x3:
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me right behind you
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Still wearing shoes and socks. :angry:
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(;´Д`) noooo teh poor ratte,,,
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do they not have a way to warn each other to not follow them in the sticky trap (;´Д`)
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>>193315
mmm cheessy~ (´￢`)
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>>193242
what a shitty way to die
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why is this oddly kawaii:sad:
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at the end there was one that noped out after seeying his friend run in
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CIRNO SEX! CIRNO SEX! CIRNO SEX! CIRNO SEX! ⛄🍆
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BAKA! :angry:
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CIRNO IS MAED FOR SECKS
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im starting a microbial lab
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And you want to extract semen from Heyurizens for testing purposes? ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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what are you gonna be culturing?
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MY EEEEEEEYESSSSSSS
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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the day 09-09 passed (;´Д`)
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Top 10 saddest moments :cry:
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Top 10 moments before RAEP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgFIpJPp13Q
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HAPPY BAKA DAY


99999999999999999999999











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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAA
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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What does English Beef even taste like?
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DID I MAKE IT IN TIME?
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No.193306 [Report] Yeah x1 AS
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rest in peace great chairman. i miss you :cry::cry:
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he's up there kicking back and bouncing with asahara-sama (´人｀)
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>hey use-kun it's better you update your pc as fast you can or otherwise I will fucked his whole performance

>user-kun, remember when you setup me and you choose to not share your localization? Too bad I will set for you any way

>you know my volume icon, it's better if you keep it where, because I won't let you take it from here

>I love the Xbox controller, but you have to replug he every time that you restart your pc, because I'm always ended up forgetting about him

>user-kun, do you like to map the print screen key on the side button of your mouse? sorry but you can't do this anymore

>i have a big fat clock, but in order to use it you have to wait to me update it first

>we are in a serious relationship, user-kun, so you have to make an account on Microsoft-sama in order to use me and remember, nothing of shift + F10 anymore

>In my opinion only advanced users use more than 60hz
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meanwhile this is my user experience with win11 tan

W11: hehe user-kun, if you want to hold hands with me you'll have to create a microsoft account!
w-wait, what are you doing?
no please! don't replace me with arch-tan! i'm sorry! I'll never do it again! i swear!
please... PLEASE!
arch: oi oi, what have we got here? the little brat begging for mercy?
*arch-tan bullies Win11-tan with violence while installing*
arch: oh, it looks like i'm done installing
*speaks in Win11-tan's ear*
arch: I will be doing so many lewd things with user-kun... you wasted your chance, he's mine now!
*arch-tan ties and gags Win11-tan and locks her in a forgotten room from which there is a window where she can watch arch-tan do lewd things with user-kun*
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>>hey use-kun it's better you update your pc as fast you can or otherwise I will fucked his whole performance

There's also been several cases where updating bricks your PC...

11tan... forcing me to update.. and BREAKING MY SYSTEM...
YOU BRATTTTT :angry::angry: CORRECTION NEEDED :angry::angry:
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I just got banned on another image board and the reason was that I broke the following law
>18 U.S. Code § 1466A is a federal law that prohibits the knowing production, distribution, receipt, or possession of obscene visual depictions of minors in sexually explicit conduct, even if the images are fictional, drawn, or computer-generated
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250 years old country btw
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Whatever chan that is, is really ghey
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It's your moral duty to break unjust laws
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>even if the images are fictional, drawn, or computer-generated
well this is just false thanks to the first amendment
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GENTLEMAN
THIS IS
DEMOCRRRACY MANIFEST!

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? FAPPING TO PORN? SUCULENT AI-GENERATED CHILD PORN?

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!!!
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