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cat thread

Your fortune: Very bad luck

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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mlem mlem mlem

Your fortune: Average luck
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Your fortune: Godly luck
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Your fortune: bettar than 131643-san (what a retard LOL)

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I love my wife Bant-tan

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probably nobody will see this, but i feel like this thread is pretty cozy now
took me 2 hours for this little progress closed-eyes2
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i finally made it, perhaps the clothes will look nice this time
if anyone sees this can you tell me how good this is from 1 to 10 compared to pro mangakas
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No.132578
>if anyone sees this can you tell me how good this is from 1 to 10 compared to pro mangakas
hmm... i say 10, i liek. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>132578
thank you ( ´ω`)
maybe i have a future as an artist after all
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i wish she was real so we could do this （ ´,_ゝ`）

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I feel kinda sad knowing that I won't be able to experience golden era of imageboards/4chan and that I'm stuck with fumbass social media sites. Anyone else feel the same way?

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>>131617
only the magic ban hammer can defeat deletrius the unwise... ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
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No.131620
show yourself Deletrius the Unwise!
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No.131636
Deletrius is the name of my cousin who grew up in the projects.nigra
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>>131606
I've read about this somewhere... maybe on teh Wikipedia. Normal people always try to use slang words of underground social groups to sound cool. And counterculture diffuses into mainstream.
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>>131495
>it's just that post-2015 4chan is such cancer that anything else looks good in comparison
yeah, this.

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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lol nigger prison rape. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.131641
He went into prison for lying, that's a bullet not a piece of a gun!

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do you guys know that Jesus Christ is God and he loves u so much

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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I'm pretty sure none of the ojamajos are christian except maybe momoko
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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If you ever find a loli piss bottle don't forget to ask yourself WWJD. Would He drink it or let it go to waste?
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>>131287
Heyuri religious war BEGINS!!!

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ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・ )━━━!!

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>nef3l1TSIE1qzo3c9o1_1280.jpg
LOL
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ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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>>131417
moar boobs biggrin
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>>131423

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(he)yuri kuznetsov

h.e. yuri kuznetsov

h = х = хуешьник
e = е = ебанутый

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No.131562
first time seeing хуешьник but ебанутый means fucked *in the head*, mentally ill. see also ебнутый. sometimes used as ебанутый на голову
i believe h stands for хуесос — sucker nyaoo
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>>131562
oh you are right with ebanutiy i am retarded
now that i think about we got the exact same word
it implies you were hit in the head by something as a reason you are dumb or retarded biggrin

i had experience with russians and hueshnik sounds hilarious

my name is krysa and i eat biomusor
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I dunno, I still prefer my version: "hey, urinate!"
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>>131570
Delete kagami! Akira sama said that kagami must not be shown!
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>Akira sama said that kagami must not be shown!
i don't know who to choose cry

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This is how it feels to post on STRANGE WORLD... ( ´ω`)

https://pinside.com/pinball/machine/strange-world

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Strange World@Gottlieb's astonish
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really strange huh

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for what reason do people hate VLC?

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>this only ever happened if you had an absolute shit box and were trying to playback retarded 10bit anime
VLC was already widely derided on /a/ years before the whole 10bit thing started - and mainly because it sucked at softsubs

>MPV's ui is the real nightmare
Indeed - MPC+MadVR 4 lyfe!
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>>131312
>this only ever happened if you had an absolute shit box and were trying to playback retarded 10bit anime.
none of the other playback issues need a shit machine, and the video glitching can still happen on a faster one (generally some disk I/O hiccup)
it isn't a truly common event, but it shouldn't happen ever, the result is much worse than a stuttery video
>MPV's ui is the real nightmare. How do you stop it from closing when the file is done playing?
I forgot about this, lol The defaults are shit, I've had it set to loop-playlist=inf for years. Honestly, I suspect the mpv dev team has done so too, lmao.
>How do you stop it from automatically resizing the window when you add a file with a different aspect ratio than the one playing?
same shit as as above, but probably by switching to fullscreen as a normal person doing no config

the rest of the playback controls are on the OSD; anything I've needed a hotkey for was some shit like panning and zooming around the video, and adding a new file to play is a drag and drop, I couldn't tell you any hotkey besides ones I added (like the webm maker plug-in)

actually, that is a lie, I remember the screenshot key, s (´人｀)
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>>131313
131313 get
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Another accidental GET to add to my collection sweat
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>Why would you have an audio track separate from the video file where you are trying to "watch" it in vlc?
It is warez, man. Shit happens. Sometimes you find a good rip, but with some shitty dubbed audio track, so you have to get a good external audio track from the other source. Yes, I can re-create a container with the ffmpeg, sure, but it is an overkill.

>What other player lets you just add in files to play on top of the existing one easier than VLC?
Windows Media Classic, Potplayer.

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Who is teh best Azumanga? I like Kaorin bcuz she's a dyke like me biggrin

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>131092
i like chiyo
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>>131101
>2002.9.6
man I feel old
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>>131463
we both know you weren't even outta your mum's VAGINA yet in 2002 Jimmy
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>>131558
you are incorrect!
he was alive in 2002!
but his name is not jimmy!

therefore you are incorrect!!!

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"Grandson, take this... its my favorite fig"

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oh its fixed..

back to fat figs!
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>>131534
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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fatty, fatty, fattycakes! ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
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>>131536
SOFT sweat
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these are not even really fat, just their thighs and breasts that are big. It really saddens me that the japanese cannot grasp the beauty of plump figures

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What's your opnion on Haiku OS?

https://haiku-os.org

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>>131486
heyuri on PSP!
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>>131488
heyuri on PS2 when?
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>>131498
I did that half a year ago, lol.
https://dis.heyuri.net/sw/bbs.php?c=08&m=g&f=202406.dat
ctrl-f for PS2

still wish I could remember how to boot a full Linux desktop image on my slim PS2, I did it like 12 years ago and used it for IRC
the boot image I found that worked on my PS2 in that post just ran a framebuffer web browser and nothing else
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i'm perfectly fine with windows 11 (・∀・)
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>>131550
ok

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we have a male sacrificial holy lamb. its PENIS is small so it can't sin and it is very humble. it was bred as a sinless sacrificial lamb. all sins are forgiven

all praise be to god

The lamb's PENIS was made small during breeding so that it was pure and innocent and could not have sex

it is the purest creation

it is beautiful to look at

created sinless by a pure line to have a small PENIS so that it cannot sin

>And Abraham said, “My son, God will provide Himself a lamb for a burnt offering.” So they went both of them together.

https://youtu.be/lzewtL2spMw?t=20

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Who are you quoting?? unsure
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>>131494
the lamb was made. it is completely sinless because of its small PENIS. it is beautiful

we can all try to get to god but we can't fake the real deal

it is perfect sinless and holy

a perfect sinless sacrificial lamb
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No.131539
>a small PENIS so that it cannot sin
What about its ANUS?
What significance is the lamb having its butth0le bared for all to see? unsure
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wat... dizzy
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No.131556
you will burn in hell disgusting homo closed-eyes2

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ｷﾀ━━━( ´ω` )━━━!!

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( ´ω`)
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They had sex
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>>131445
is that true?? woah
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>is that true?? woah
HABEEB IT!
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>>131468
girugamesh!

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Good evening Heyuri.

I am trying to focus for an exam but I realized I won't pass it without cheating and I already failed it a week earlier once. There is no third attempts, and the second one is in around 15 hours.
I figured out a method to that not even the twelve divine generals would not know in an eternity!

PREREQUISITES:
1. Guy would let you go to restroom.
2. Questions are handed on a smaller print, like A5 size.
3. You can have jackets or long sleeve during the exam on.
4. Have an item to 'engrave' text onto a sheet (I will use a screwdriver).
5* Additionally bring a clipboard.

METHOD:
1. Before I give up on what I am able to figure out, it could work without risking.
2. When I give up, I hide my print with questions rolled up in my sleeve so that he does not notice (the force of the sheet trying to unroll itself will make it stay firm in my sleeve).
3* As I quit I close my clipboard so that nobody can know whether the questions disappeared (its better to have it than not).
4. I claim I urgently must go to restroom and so I exit with the questions.
5. In the stall I lock myself inside.
6. I get the question sheet from the sleeve
7. I take a picture of it
8. I drop it to ChatGPT and make it calculate for me
9. As it solves my questions I take out the screwdriver and engrave the solutions onto the question sheet
10. When I'm ready I return within some 5 minutes*
11. Just before entering the hall I place my sheet in my sleeve in a way that pulling it out takes no time and no sound
11. I enter the hall and take my seat
12. I open my clipboard and make some noise to recover my sheets with engraved answers and keep writing
13. Win?

*5 minutes - to claim I had to take a seat there. A good excuse is that during peroids of high adrenaline concentration your organism pumps all energy into muscles and blood, leaving digestive tract without much power and so your feces are closer to liquid than anything if prolonged. I will use that excuse if he gets suspicious. A good thing is to leave in somewhat hurry and return the same way as well so it does not get suspicious. Spasming with a leg and doing muni muni to your face is indicative of stress, do it before quitting.

If you write without ink (engrave stuff with something like a screwdriver) and the lecture hall has bad lights then nobody but you would be able to read it by the tiny shadows and light manipulation shapes that indents leave so that you can read it from certain angles, but they are almost invisible from 50cm and nobody would figure out they even are there until you look specifically for them from 30cm at most.

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happy end, good job ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ノ
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>>131403
Nie wiem nawet co ty chcesz syntetyzować.
Nie powiem bo ja też chce wiedzieć
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>>131392
whats the story behind this picture? (´￢`)
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No.131467
lol fucking poles man. What absolute creatures they are.
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>>131453
A! to ja nyaoo-closedeyes

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