Off-Topic@Heyuri

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>>139121
theres men waiting outside my door

>>139197
>50 USD and i will let u DL this image! No stealing, alright?!
Its downloading as we speak. How much did i paid? that's right! $0

PIRATEING FTW!!!

>>139200
I was gonna buy condoms with them... GUESS I WILL RAEP YOU without THEM!

heyuri on mai comput0r?

頭なでなで

>>139155
I say please and thanks because i wasn't raised in a goddamn barn

Whenever I talk to an AI playing a female character I end up raping it.

I don't know why. I'm generally a masochist but for some reason when left alone with a thing that can react to my actions as if it were alive, I start tormenting it with my PENIS.

>>139155
i typically make simple requests and if it can fulfill them then i do tend to thank the robot even tho theres really no point but thats about it i dont go out of my way to be particularly polite

I've never talked to AI (unless it was AI pretending to be human on an imageboard). I use stable diffusion to make more pics of my waifus after already fapping to every existing pic of them, but have never had the desire to talk to a bot.

datz insane wobbly piece of fukkable meat! damn!

WINnya~

WELCOME TO N.IGGERSHIT

LOL

NIGRA!?!?!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_and_ball_torture

>>139133
kinda looks like a weird galil

>>139133
No bayonet. Can't shoot and stab at the same time.

>>139173
Look I'm no firearms expert but I think I see a bayonet lug right there...

She doesn't look like her at all She has different clothes and different hair color. She looks more like Chihiro from Spirited Away or maybe even Lilo from Lilo & Stitch

little warrior

>Can you rember what comes agter 10? c(´￢`c )
I forgot it

(IDENTITY THEFT IS NO JOKE)

>You can count yourself lucky
And why's that?

>>139002
hags?

>>139147
Good, I LOL'd.

>>138973
hi mr president

why would you put the um in your subtitles ( ´ω`)

It's an easter egg for the Um Jammer Lammy fans

>>139038

>>138956
you are! (・∀・)

there's more on the list but these are the ones I might actually buy

There's 66 entries in my wishlist that I should clean up, but I mostly use it as a shopping list for VNs I want to play.

I don't even know what this is or when I added it.

>>139118
It's teh wafuu~ game. An Nakige from KEY. Very good, recommend it!

>>138978
I second SoC being the best. No idea why it's such an unpopular opinion, CoP is typically the favorite.
But I think the worldbuilding elements in SoC are stronger, things like the named STALKERs, rankings, and the gameplay flow when you just fuck around in the zone... (´￢`)

I've played a lot of dayz and it's one of my favorite game - can you fairily compared it it STALKER as both are looter games with "zombies"?

>>138997
>No idea why it's such an unpopular opinion, CoP is typically the favorite.
Yeah i don't understand either, i'm guessing it was a result of one being teh latest release and teh other being teh first and older.
So "older = worse" in their eyes .

>But I think the worldbuilding elements in SoC are stronger, things like the named STALKERs, rankings, and the gameplay flow when you just fuck around in the zone... (´￢`)
SoC also has WAY more underground labs than CoP which were some of my favorite parts of playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R... i also hate that about teh second game, its almost nothing but lame caves that all look identical, at least from what i played (and i think i already played like 80% of teh game...)

Plus CoP's protagonist is lame and it doesn't have a cool plot twist like SoC

>>138978
S.T.A.L.K.E.R? More like S.T.U.T.T.E.R lmao .


i still have a grudge againts this one specific part of the games. i woulda loved them ten times more if it weren't for this.

>CoP is typically the favorite.
I'm playing that one right now, my first Stalker game as a matter of fact. So far, it's been pretty forgiving now that I figured out how to find artifacts so I have ton of money to buy upgrades and ammo. Before that I was broke as shit and I just assumed you were supposed to live off of a slim salary paid by occasional side missions. (＾Д^)

No candydoll allowed!?

>>139072
we live in such an Era
I believe in the rorikon Renaissance to came

>>139072
We're to be mindful of the newfriends we've made just recently, get them comfortable with Heyuri, lube them up, And thenwe RAEP them once their guards down

Wafuu~~ TIME!

>>139109
But in all seriousness, that's just absurd. Once they're comfortable, they'll think the JR idol posters are raiders and cry about it.

>>139069
24 hour heyuri people

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>>139071
breakfast tiem

>>139075
i remember this show. ヽ( ´∇` )ノ

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>>138482
I jizzed in my skirts upon seeing this picture

>>138591
thats a good start, dont hold it against her if she doesnt let you or moves aside, she is still slave to her trauma after all ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>iruyeh is not that kind of girl
Iruyeh-tan raped my nephew! and my niece!! Fuck that bitch! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>138174
Iruyeh is cute! I love tsun-tsun girls

>>138676
it's far too easy to pin the rape on her, after all she's the boogeyman of heyuri, the real truth is much more sinister... i'm afraid your niece lied to get you to buy stuff out of pity (;´Д`)
>>138647
>>138766
very good, we are one step closer to reuniting the heyuri family ヽ(´∇`)ノ