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MY SEXY AESTHETIC IS HIGHLY SYNTHETIC
FUCK MY GENETICS
(I'M TOTALLY PLASTIC)
I WANNA BE A BIMBO DOLL

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B.I.M.B.O.


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Remember /b/ you are a loser if you are working being a NEET is freedom.

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>>128709

Out of NEETdom dummy.
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>>128766
You want to stop being a neet so you can work for a few decades until you've saved up enough money to retire? Isn't being retired the same as being a neet?
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i'm only working because my brother had to kick me out of his house because i was being accused of grooming his daughter and my parents didn't want to let me move back in with them
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>>128776

Depends on the definition the English definition of NEET is more broad and includes people who want to work or are struggling to find work while the Japanese definition of NEET mainly refers to young people who refuse to work.
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>>128778
but that's the same definition, the only difference is how you feel about not working


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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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dont feed tiny cute onaholes to crocs! angry
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>dont feed tiny cute onaholes to crocs!
then i'll just feed them to pedobears!


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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Ha! Christmas may be technically over, but I saw we all spread Christmas cheer! Everywhere, all around the world, we will make it known that Christmas is not yet over!

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lol kurisumasu


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HEMORRHOIDS! iyahoo

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Hey! Don't you talk about osaka that way!
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NEED MOAR EROTIC OSAKA TALK!
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With an ass like that, Osaka will surely get hemoroids once I'm done with her ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>Osaka will surely get hemoroids once I'm done with her
(;゚Д゚)


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ITT Post vintage and high-class art of lolis.

Pic related is by a German painter Max Pechstein from 1910 of a girl named Franzi born in 1900.

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>>128602
i own the blu ray. what do you want to know? i don't like the plot and a lot of it seems like filler, but it has a lot of nice shots of beautiful fully nude girls.
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>>128667
You should upload it somewhere! astonish
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>>128718
i don't have a bd-rom cry
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Young nude woman standing on a beach, whole-length and in profile to left, stooping slightly and holding the hands of two small children, the boy striding towards the sea and the girl leaning back; (1896)


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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Do you think this look was more or less retarded than what we've got today?

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this looks okay w/o the dumb mouth piercing
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>>128737
yeah cry

then again I had a thing for these kind of girls back in the day, so i might not have the best taste sweat3
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i support your taste
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this is somewhat related
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This is what they call a scene girl.


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chatgpt down?

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>But for more creative/humanist endeavours stick to either your own imagination or the more classic AI
i will use hax l8r to get loli erotica from it or something something similar LOL
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sasuga heyurizen thinking chatgpt was for porn or pararelationship biggrin
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>>128732
Chatgpt is really only good for coding. As someone who thinks AI and web3 as a whole is shit and spreads aids, chatgpt is great for code and stuff like that. I used to it occasionally to check my syntax and clean up my shit, or show me how to do something I have no idea where to start.
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sounds like a good opportunity to find something less gay than chatgpt
https://huggingface.co/spaces/DontPlanToEnd/UGI-Leaderboard
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>Chatgpt is really only good for coding
It's teh awesum for translation too, especially if u have buttloadz of text

I also used it earlier today to lern "how do I do xyz" in a certain program when google-san completely failed me. Thx ChatGPT-san!


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Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.

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what kinds of tests are conducted here? surely there are no tests where people are forced to solve puzzles, i mean, what would such a test even be testing outside of certain individuals' problem solving skills right? haha
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Cake is NOT a lie!!!
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caek!?
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!


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What would a Heyuri videogame be like?

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an eroge
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Katawa Shoujo but more lewd
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BTW I love Lilly, if that wasn't obvious already


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This is a USB-powered desktop light biggrin

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i used to not be like this, i used to have hopes and dreams and be generally enthusiastic, but my life has always been shit, i never had a good friend, not once in my entire life and long ago i would just push through that, but over the time i discovered that if i dont push, i still keep on moving, so i decided to do absolutely nothing and just embrace the misery. i started enjoying just feeling like shit and it really is a freeing and comforting feeling when you accept that all life is just a sad pathetic mess and theres nothing to do about it, and the value of future if you do decide to take action is equal to the value of future if you take no action. and just like that over the time i started enjoying being miserable and started disliking being happy. my life can all be changed if i just wait it out till may but i dont even want to be happy anymore. i dont want a happy life or anything like that i just want to rot and turn into compost. this is so irrational and stupid because if i could just wait till may it would all be great and awesome, but i dont want to, i feel like rotting is more enjoyable than living a happy life. what is wrong with me

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>I enjoy reading these despair-filled confessions.
I couldn't believe it when I saw this post. That a friendly, ordinary user of Heyuri, would derive a sick pleasure from my pain. My imaginary vision of what Heyurizens were like was shattered like a beer bottle thrown against my head. It made me feel nauseous, so weak that I could barely remain sitting in my chair. I slumped to the floor, my will to live draining just like the blood from my face. I needed to get out of here. But as I tried setting foot from my once sacred sanctuary that reeked of urine and dried semen, I slipped on a crinkled can and tumbled headfirst into a pile of used tissues. Pathetically crawling one inch at a time to reach my doorknob, I struggled to just stand on my knees to achieve the height needed to grasp the handle... only to find it locked. I was trapped in this room, in my own hell, with the former comfort that was my computer screen now an icon of mockery. So maddening were the shrill sounds of imaginary laughter in my head, I broke down into a sobbing fit. All the while, it seemed as though the light in the room grew darker, until it was just barely dim. Then, nothing.
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>I enjoy reading these despair-filled confessions.
I couldn't believe it when I saw this post. That a friendly, ordinary user of Heyuri, would derive a sick pleasure from my pain. My imaginary vision of what Heyurizens were like was restored like a fresh pane restoring a window. It made me feel ebullient, so strong that I could barely remain sitting in my chair. I jumped to the floor, my will to live overflowing just like air into my lungs. I needed to get out of here. But as I tried setting foot from my forever sacred sanctuary that perfumed of urine and dried semen, I hopped off a crinkled can and frolicked on a pile of used tissues. Delightfully leaping one skip at a time to reach my doorknob, I succeeded in flying off my soles to achieve far beyond the height needed to grasp the handle... only to find it locked. I was free to myself in this room, in my own paradise, with the present comfort that was my computer screen now an icon of joy. So thrilling were the melodious sounds of imaginary singing in my head, I broke out into a jolly jig. All the while, it seemed as though the light in the room grew more intense, until it was just brilliantly glistening. Then, bliss.
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>>128666
666... there's something sinister behind that smile!
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>i feel like rotting is more enjoyable than living a happy life. what is wrong with me
stop doing drugs and alcohol

Your fortune: You have aids
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>>128697
why would that help with anything


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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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This is now my fetish. biggrin
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>This is now my fetish.
then i hoep you don't mind that spider-san is coming for j00 nyaoo-closedeyes


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