Off-Topic@Heyuri

Good one!

>>111640
>i beat my meat
furiously?

>>111589
so what did you think of it?

never really got into first person dungeon crawl games, making maps was always a PITA too ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

"One-note" might be the best term to describe it. The setting and premise both had been copied ad nauseum before this game was released and they have continued to be up to this day, so don't expect to be blown away by the little bits of story you're given.
The RPG elements are as undercooked as you'd expect from the average title in the first few generations of the genre. By that i mean that there's not much strategy involved in battling or equipping your characters. The only armor or weapons that have any special quirks are acquired in the late game, only available for the MC and with such adverse effects that they're just not worth it, making it so you just buy whichever one makes your defense or attack a little higher. The combat, equally as simple, consists of attacking with your three characters and once in a while attacking with two characters a casting a spell with either #2 or #3.
Every section of the labyrinth is 30x30, so the exploration never really picks up in scale, it only becomes marginally more complex in the last levels due to the holes on the ground. Otherwise than that the layouts are really uninspired, so much so that this game on its own made understand how a dungeon's design can be uninspired. Despite a lot of corners, turns and dead ends, when you rethread ground you've already map you'll realize there's only one actual path to most points of actual interest. The last two levels even drop any pretense of complexity and just present a spiral design and long corridors with literally nothing, respectively. Only three items let you take shortcuts inside the labyrinth, but you'll notice that even the warp medallion has very burdensome rules attached to it.

You might think that i hated this game, but no, it was just... meh. If you have a vague interest in dungeon crawlers that you'd like to dig deeper into i'd reccomend more playing King's Field 1

>>111670
I heard that the game ended up having an extremely low budget, so that makes sense.

hilariously, this description makes me want to give it a go though lol （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

Moths

Cocks

>>111664
>Cocks
shortly after i was visited by a swarm of cocks... Nevar play with candles...

this sums it up.

fun fact: the word used for the title, 異邦人, is also the Japanese translation of the Jewish "goy," which I find really funny.

orange kitten and indigo fox

No it doesn't make you cool but reading Fernand Braudel does.

If you really want to read a cool author, you should read Baudrillard. He's so dreamy

Ganbatte ! ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

h-hello sir

CAMPBELL: Snake, do you copy?

SNAKE: Loud and clear

CAMPBELL: Listen, Mantis is trying to trick you. He isn't appearing out of nowhere. Rather, he's taking advantage of the board style

SNAKE: Board style?

CAMPBELL: Yes. The file is not actually transparent, it's simply that it matches the background color of Futaba Classic; the default and therefore most common style. To make this thread totally lame simply change the board style to the "Burichan" option.

SNAKE: Burichan?

CAMPBELL: That is the only style that actually changes the background color. Sneak into the bottom right corner of the page and avoid any other option. We're counting on you Snake!

T-Thanks, Snake. Now i can experience true transparency

*dies*

>>111587
let me enter the MANKO DOMAIN (＾Д^)

PENIS PENIS PENIS

>>111648
Sorry for the inconvenience, but you will have to climb up teh shaft to get to the PENIS floor now

I've been showering multiple times a week lately. It's too time and energy consuming

>>111650
the truth is that your microsoft house turned against you! it isn't a bug, it's teh intended purpose!
(;ﾟДﾟ)

I liek taking a shower, I liek teh warmth, it gives me a short moment to think.

stop lying you satanic bastard.

posting in the shower ヽ(*´∇`*)ノ
let the clean renew you!

Legend says that the Blue Screen was made of Bill Gates' semen, and that one day it will spread into every computer in the world causing the Cyber Apocalypse.

The only solution is to install Linux of course as >>111630 said. :)

>>111625
Same computer system everywhere is equal to every animal having the same immune system and it would just so happen one day that one virus wiped every species at once with nothing to recover from. The 'same team' is the loser team only and their fault of going all in on green and losing the roulette.

>>111610
...I think the company I'm working for is getting hit lmao.

antivirus? i thought it was just a service offered to companies to defend them for hackers, i dont know the details but i thought it was something akin to a firewall

LOL I HOEP THEY ENJOY TEH BLUE

everywhere you step covers your boot in manko juice and a distant moan is heard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manco_Cápac

I just bought 20-30 posters... We will see! I will maek a thread once i get them all!

>>111606
Oh

here's what i bought

>>111611
its teh swede again

i also pre-order this!

No, Ika-chan! Smoking is bad for your gills!

maid costume is so moé~~

fuck nigga quit smoking cigs and start smoking dope all day all night

yeh should be smokin' teh kraken seaweed

if something is enjoyable,
longer = bettar
the only possible downside of consuming long things is if u have some kind of stupid principle of finishing media once started, and the series turn out to be boring. Luckily for me, I have low standards as long as girls are cute

>longer = bettar
i disagree to some point, as I personally haev problem with stickinng to something for too long. As i've always something else i wanna play or watch. Starting something new is moar fun!

play Galaxy Fraulein Yuna 1 and 2 on the PC-Engine CD
they're fairly short and fun

you use linux so it shouldn't be too hard to figure this out
install mednafen (emulator) and mednaffe (GUI frontend that makes mednafen much less of a pain in the ass)

first game patch:
http://stargood.org/trans/yuna.php

second game patch:
http://stargood.org/trans/yuna2.php

you'll need wine to use the provided batch files and tools, run wine cmd while in the folder and then run the batch file
or just do the patching on a Windows machine lol
CD game patching is always kind of a hassle vs just "here's my rom, here's an IPS/BPS" but it's not that hard.

the game images can be found here:
https://archive.org/download/nec_pc-engine-cd_turbografx-cd
first game is
Ginga Ojousama Densetsu Yuna (Japan) (FAAT, FABT, FACT).zip
second game is
Ginga Ojousama Densetsu Yuna 2 - Eien no Princess (Japan) (FABT).zip

these are "split bin" releases when following the instructions, I have never seen the non-split ones

emulator BIOS:
https://archive.org/download/nointro.tg-16
[BIOS] Super CD-ROM System (Japan) (v3.0).7z
extract it and mv the .pce file to ~/.mednafen/firmware/syscard3.pce

these aren't exactly groundbreaking games to a modern VN player, but they're cute, short, and very entertaining and I wanted more when I was done (＾Д^)
the production values are excellent and they're considered fairly classic by the nihonjin

and Yuna is so cute... (*´人｀*)

>>111449
i will learn japanese

>>111501
oh yeah, there's also the Sailor Moon PC-Engine one but I didn't actually play it yet

Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon (Japan).zip is the file on the CD download page
and
http://stargood.org/trans/bssm_pcecd.php
is the download link
you'd set it up in the same way as the Yuna games

there are interactive segments here and there but the vast majority is just a straight VN affair
the art is nowhere as nice as in Yuna but oh well

>>111359
tanks kick ass

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>>111506
No. You will be the class pet.

>>111508
>No. You will be the class pet.
i hoep we can play all kinds of games with the class pet

>>111506
Who's that character? Reverse search turns up nothing

>>111536
Sailor UrANUS

>>111506
>>111537
So wait, I thought she has green eyes, and now there's two fanarts where she has blue eyes? Or did it change at some point? I know Samus used to have blue eyes, but nowadays they're blueish-green on official art...

It's anti-aryan propaganda!!! Changing eye color, and sometimes even hair color of our beloved arishe frauen!!!