Off-Topic@Heyuri

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Here is a pack of desktopz

So you guys prefer your desktops plain? I see your vanilla desktops and I raise you a decorated desktop.

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>>126577
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>>126582

best desks ever

>colored
Heh

Cool art. Too bad this was made for teen girls. I'm sorry, but in recent years, teen girls are the worst group to make anything for.

Recent years?

teenage girls are an interesting demographic. Especially ones interested in VNs and things. heyuri lost a lot of good ones to rule0 ;_;7

>>126546
It used to be more likely that they could do things like make and take jokes.
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4098.mp4

There are few still around that can make jokes, I don't know about taking jokes

>>126398
I thought that was his PENIS.

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

they're dipped in hot sauce

BLUE ARMS BLUE ARMS BLUE ARMS!!!!! >:(((

you bet hes gonna touch his keyboard with those hands

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So this is the pinnacle of Japanese culture. Magical! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

if you are a girl prepare to get pregnant in train without noticing anything until 2nd month
if you are a boy order your cheese gyuudon, listen to miku and browse heyuri

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>>126537
I need all the cardboard I can get to make 1000 moar cutouts of sayaka maizonoｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

Problem solved

>>126504
but sleeping under the sun is very pleasant.

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>>126600
There is no contradiction here. Going to sleep at sunrise means that you are sleeping in the sun.

I wish I could sleep for more than 8h... it basically never happens, and I rarely have the time to even attempt it...

>>126616
doused in hot sauce and lemon/lime juice

metal and round ;-;
i dont liek round metal chopsticks
round because you cant grab it
metal because it always slips
to any and everyone get a 2/3 usd pair of nice wooden square chopsticks
ive been using mine for ages and they are as good as new (better than new actually since they have degraded thanks to my saliva a bit and they catch easier)

but eat teh chips with them??? insanity

he made them soggy so that it sticks
chopsticks must be sticky as the name says

>round because you cant grab it
i mean you cant put it into hand firmly and they slip from the hand
>metal because it always slips
i mean you cant grab food with it and it slips

double fail
i tried metal ones once and they are a pain unless food is very very sticky or very very high friction, forget about ramen or dipped soba or anything dipped in liquid with metal ones

>doused in hot sauce and lemon/lime juice
I'VE GOT TO FUKKEN TRY THIS

>>126619
>>126634

I don't like the romantics they are too romantic

>>126636
maybe you need... more romance?

*kisses you* *moans*

Romancing in a romance thread

romance

Romance?

foreigners raeping japanese woman

Hell, I'd still hit it.

Your fortune: You just lost the game

>>126622
What flavor would it have?

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

>What flavor would it have?
manko flavour

panko

natto is special
not good, not bad, just different

Holy crackers, is that even possible!?? I've to check!

OP you can have this printed and put on your wall if you want, it's better because she's getting more than just a creampie
>>126458
Ashamed that her son thinks girls have more than one clitoral hood, or has a fetish for that.

My only trouble is with her misplaced nose that could be easily fixed on photoshop. Though rarely, I liek noses if they are cute but usually 2D girls are better off without them. She is still cute

>>126484
have you checked? grannies from proximity must be worried that satan makes you a shameless lolicon

Best idea for a poster I'd like to have this one in my shower...