Off-Topic@Heyuri

>>129659
Beer is great lube!ヽ(´∇`)ノ

I was walking along the train tracks in my city, looking for a secluded place to chop a couple lines. I squatted down on the train tracks and got my coke out when i saw a train coming. I was already a little geeked, not in a right state of mind so instead of running to the other open side of the tracks my idea was to hug the cliff face on my side of the tracks. I was only about 2 feet away from facing the fucking freight train and almost died. what an idiot!

i red your retarded tred

>>129665
Kittens as little as you shouldn't know these words!!!

i pissed in the bin at my house

Has this become a bathroom thread orz

>>129670
its important to let ur fluids free!!!

tummy

I noticed there's been an uptake of threads about fatties recently... what's up with that?

>>129729
ppl get fat during christmas
anime is not immune

>what kind of evil plots have you been doing lately?
making brats stand out in the hall

not posting on heyuri so that the site dies faster! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Give me the coordinates to da dungeon so i can raep the women

>>129646
When the students go out for break, I like to choose one backpack - just one - and root around until I find their lunch. If they eat off the cafeteria line and don't have a sack lunch, that's fine, I just put it back and stop there. But if they do have a packed lunch, I take the sandwich - again, if they don't have one, I just put it back - and replace the bread for slices that haven't had the crust off of them.

Did somebody say "rape"? I happen to be an expert

i didn't get a christmas tree this year because it gave me bad allergies last year and i don't like fake trees

>>129499

>>129499
Cheer up emo edgy kid

>>129499
I happily celebrated christmas this year, because I love God and Jesus. I hope my parents will live long and happy lives. I don't have a family bible, but I think I'm going to buy one rigth now so I can pass it down to my children

>>129517
..and with that, the world is balanced once more

Certain nan nan angel?

epic!!
>Certain nan nan angel?
yes ヽ(´∇`)ノ

zOMG WINRAR!

Culture!!!!
I’ll be givning Doujin Work a look

>>129598
winrar, but too short… NEEDS MOAR

>>129559
Do you really think getting fucked by a heyurizen would boost someone's self esteem?

yakuruto ## Mod 2025/01/07(Tue)02:24:30 No.129564

>i do not know how to mark posts as "long"
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>sumimasen, mod-sama!
All is forgiven, my child. My love for you is unconditional. (´人｀)

>>129559
You are a very wise man, sir! Indeed, you are probably right about my friend, but I'm not apologizing, I'm too proud for that. She'll come crawling back to me one of these days. My back still hurts. Owie.
>now post pictures of her so that i can deem her worhty or unworthy
Here it is. I omitted the eyes because of all this new facial recognition technology stuff. Once I accidentally walked in when she was changing. Her teats are small and saggy.

>>129563
I believe in my charisma(´人｀)

>>129564
arigatou!

>>129565
I see... and from the picture's metadata, I tracked your phone and figured out where you live. I hope I can crash at your place, OP! ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

>>129565
would
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

bar b0rk'd

>>129486
Ran is an oldbie fox with all 9 tails
Tsukasa as a newbie fox with only 1 tail
And she has a cat and tsukasa has no cats

>>129394
that's kewl!
thank you for the insight, wise master (´ー`)

Kanko

>>129577
Cute! I wish kitsune youkai were real

>>129394
When I think about it I believe I can make more guesses but I am not sure of how well I guess.

*「典」as a set of rules in her contract or
*「使さ」as the personification of being used and serving others or
*「司」as the personification that she in fact is served by others

「典」- I meant a set of rules. Because it feels more like a grand book, a codex.
While in latin you have a libre, you have very serious books like a caudex or a codex that sets something as true. First laws that were true were the natural laws but humans also made them up in justice system and this is where they were written. The bible meaning the book of books in a coloquial sense, codex also means rules in a coloqual sense. But codexes used to explain them at least and reasons for such rules. Tsukasa simply made a contract, that also plays into the theme of the game of a natural anarchist market where only laws of nature apply, where you can sell and buy anything.

「使さ」As a giver of service. The thing that a servant does.
「司」As a receiver of service. The thing that a leader does.
This plays into the fox nature.
And Tsukasa is also a cute common name.

>I imagine Chimata as...

「千亦」meaning a thousand repeats feels more like it is not used specifically for the amount of "redos" but eras and ages I think.
If they meant simply infinite times ZUN probably would pick hyakuman or man but he picked a thousand. Thousand is used more typically in time measuring meaning very long.
「千代に八千代に」"For a thousand of epochs, for eight thousands of epochs" and by epoch I mean the reign of a monarch or whomever who makes history as a pole to which all events and individuals bend. I think it might hold a special place as a time counter instead of a thing counter. A thousand of generations is quite long. Though this is subjective.

(Mihama) Chiyo "thousand of generations". Tiny puny name is so sweet sounding and cute. If feels very optimal for a solid name. I wish I could name someone this well, it keeps a high spirit to be named well rather than some random gibberish.

>But her name uses the sky and heaven character but it means simply nature
It is very cute that the common belief is that heaven is nature and sacred in its perfection.
Emergence of markets is as natural as development of writing record or tools.
It must come from the perfect half of existence! The seedling of perfection on earth sprouts through the natural order!
Yin is feminine, yin is the moon, yin is dark, yin is cold and dead.
The dot in yin is the moon that travels the night sky!
It is the seedling of purity and perfection!
Nobody ages on the moon, no harm is in the moon, land of pure nature and perfection.
Far away, always reminding there is hope in uncertain times and the hope does not fear.

Cat is boring but good looking. General lucky cat characteristics.
And the yamawaro is boring.
And Iizunamaru is boring.
And the smoking lady is boring.

Momoyo "hundred of hundreds of epochs" is the same deal as Chimata. Momoyo is cool.
She has her own legend of coiling a mountain 7 and a half times!
A big insect to be feared. Also probably refering to the 100 legs of a centipede.
"The princess of insects" with insects written as a swarm. Big swarm.
I liked the th18 extra. It was quite fun.

I've had some really weird (and erotic) dreams the past week, so I can only assume that I'm going to have a really weird (and erotic) year.

Mine was me finding a man sleeping in the middle of the road
As i wanted to get him to move so that no car hits him he pulled a gun on me and shot
All my dreams revolve around me getting fucked, there has been not a single nice dream in my entire lifetime

The first dream I had this year was insignificant. I forgot it. The conclusion that I can draw from this is that this year will be insignificant and forgettable

I cant remember the last time I had a dream

I was at a platform waiting for a train I was going to drive, when I saw a face that was flattened and disconnected from the body in the tracks (;ﾟ∀ﾟ) I quickly went further down the platform and was met with gore and shit everywhere. I realized there were children on the platform, seemingly oblivious. I thought about how to make them leave without seeing anything. Then I woke up. So yeah I'm probably running another fucker over this year degeso（ ´,_ゝ`）

cold

just right

>>129457
lmao do you live in the horizontal land

>>129360
>>129375

Where did the whole "youmu is a dork and she gets angry when people call her that" thing get from, some doujin?

like most 4/jp/ jokes, one guy was spammed the board with something like "lel youmu is a dork" some 13 years ago and it caught on.

>>129443
Oh yeah? And how do all other memes catch on, if not by being reposted ad nauseam?

This meme is over a decade old

teh perfect onahole... WITH AIDS!

"This one is premium quality. Low maintenance, extra soft with extra stuff. It's only 1699.99 dollars. Make sure to feed it at least four times a day so the insides can remain moist and comfortable."

pic related is what the father must've looked like

I'm still not buying your newspaper, birdbrain

ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

japanese angel cooking corndogs

Ancient meme! It's at least 16 years old, probably older

Sorry for the void. The background was messy

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>129393
What's the point of having a gf if you can't do the things you want with her?

>Crossdressing is the kind of fetish that alters other people's perception of you
I had a gf to whom I confessed my submissive fantasies to early on, and it turns out she was very much into it. So there was no perception to be destroyed and it was a lot of fun.

>prone to be discussed around
If she's presenting your kink as shameful then it's shameful for her too, so it's unlikely she'd gossip about it. But even if she did, who cares? If you live your life according to the whims of others you'll be filled with regret when you get old, having realized you missed your chances to do many of the things you wanted to, and all for people who don't care about you.

>and it turns out she was very much into it
Yeah, but what if she wasn't? That's what worries me. "I'd like it if you forced me to wear your clothes" isn't something that can be easily swept under the rug if it doesn't land well

>88792743_p0.jpg
nice

Darwin Claus evolves down the chimney