I really do wonder what it feels like to fuck one tho...(´￢`)[/kao[kao](´￢`)

b0rked kaos xd

>>129466
I am not ashamed to admit that I'd her if I had the chance, but it's all over now. No point even thinking about it.

>but it's all over now
...you fapped and already came （ ´_ゝ`） ?

fatties (´￢`)

I didn't go to the trouble of writing this blogpost just so nobody would give a fuck. AGE!

>just so nobody would give a fuck
i fuck'd

Insert moar fat chicks to receive moar fucks

she is a BUTA!
but that bewbs...

>>129553
erobuta... subarashii...

>>129542
alright, i'll attempt giving you a serious answer (´ー`)

Self-deprecating humor is often times an attempt at exorcising one's own insecurities. Your friend may joke about it a lot, but deep, deep down, she's really insecure, and she's trying to bury those insecurities with humor and irony.

And often times (pretty much always lol), these attempts fail miserably. You remain insecure and achieve absolutely nothing except making a clown out of yourself. And not only! Some ancient roman guy (i think) once said that "you are what you think", and that's 100% true. If you think negatively of yourself, you're not helping yourself overcome those insecurities. You are in fact making them stronger. Essentially, you become your own bully, constantly feeding you with negativity 24/7

Your friend must have been bottling up that negativity for a while. There's nothing wrong in feeling offended, especially by a friend you thought you could trust, but she didn't realize the completely wrong image she gave of herself. Add to all that the classic female irrationality, and you've got yourself a bomb ready to explode and kick you out of her house.

I do not blame you, OP, but I don't blame your friend either. In this situation, it's completely useless to blame someone. Just apologize, explain that you didn't mean to offend her and make peace.

And now, to actually answer your question: Yes. It's a statistics thing. Fat people are insecure, so they'll tend more to use self-deprecating and harmful-for-the-self humor, and women can be real hotheads sometimes. Your friend ticks all boxes, and was bound to explode like she did with you. Hell, maybe behind closed doors, she blows up periodically.

I recommend you suggest to her, as a friend, to drop that humor. Negativity breeds negativity and stasis. Positivity, on the other hand, breeds positive things, and eventually sets things into motion, resulting in changes.

now post pictures of her so that i can deem her worhty or unworthy. if the former, drop your location so that i can come over there and boost her self esteem with a good ol' fukcingヽ(´ー｀)ノ

i do not know how to mark posts as "long", so.... sumimasen, mod-sama!

>>129559
Do you really think getting fucked by a heyurizen would boost someone's self esteem?

>i do not know how to mark posts as "long"
Typing scroll in brackets at the beginning and end of your post, with a forward slash on the second one, like so will enable it. You can find more BBCode using the link underneath the unique users line.

>sumimasen, mod-sama!
All is forgiven, my child. My love for you is unconditional. (´人｀)

>>129559
You are a very wise man, sir! Indeed, you are probably right about my friend, but I'm not apologizing, I'm too proud for that. She'll come crawling back to me one of these days. My back still hurts. Owie.
>now post pictures of her so that i can deem her worhty or unworthy
Here it is. I omitted the eyes because of all this new facial recognition technology stuff. Once I accidentally walked in when she was changing. Her teats are small and saggy.

>>129563
I believe in my charisma(´人｀)

>>129564
arigatou!

>>129565
I see... and from the picture's metadata, I tracked your phone and figured out where you live. I hope I can crash at your place, OP! ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

>>129565
would
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!