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is diving into the bottom of the pool and staring at gurls nyaoo-closedeyes a third worlder behavior unsure

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if i had a daughter i would fuck her everyday
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>>136219
>if i had a daughter i would fuck her everyday
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>third worlder behavior
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No.136233
>>136232
I guess a more civilized approach to avoid inbreeding would be trading your daughter with another dad in exchange for his cute daughter
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>>136233
>trading your daughter with another dad in exchange for his cute daughter
You genius son of a bitch just solved it ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>136234
we can trade daughters like trading cards ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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henlo heyuri, i know i asked this before and got the answer but my dumbass forgot where i wrote the link down, so can somebody link me to the archive of that english imageboard that predated 4chan and the world2ch one? i remember a long time ago an archive link got posted here proving it was the first english language imageboard even predating world2ch, if anybody could send the archive link again id appreciate it very much （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

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1chan.net, it used to be about trains. I believe it died soon after it got spammed with s*yjaks
2003: https://web.archive.org/web/20031214064028if_/http://www.1chan.net:80/
2024: https://web.archive.org/web/20240314081807if_/https://www.1chan.net/
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No.136278
It was probably this, which has been online since 1998:
https://web.archive.org/web/20000119102243/https://www.big.or.jp/~talk/t-club/soft/index_e.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20020617042129/http://www.big.or.jp:80/~talk/t-club/soft/mini/imgboard_e.cgi

The board and its homepage are still live, but they've recently (within the last couple of years) updated the board software to a later version and replaced the botspam posts with old Japanese posts:
https://www.big.or.jp/~talk/t-club/soft/index_e.html
https://www.big.or.jp/~talk/t-club/soft/mini/imgboard_e.cgi
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>>136278
yes this was the one, thank you so much!

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Okay, so I know this is going to sound insane, but hear me out. I want to ask Pan Piano out on a real date. Like, in real life. Not ironically. Not as a meme. An actual human-to-human date. I’ve been watching her videos for years now, and there’s just… something about her. It’s not just the outfits (though, let’s be honest, those are divine). It’s the way she plays. The emotion, the precision, the control. You can tell she really feels the music. And yeah, I know she never shows her face and there’s this whole aura of mystery around her, but that almost makes it better? Like, she’s not some attention-seeking TikTok thot, she’s composed. Elegant. She lets the music and the cosplay speak. I respect that.

And I’m not trying to be a simp here. I’m not some loser who just watches and cooms and cries himself to sleep. I genuinely think I could offer her something real. I play piano too. Not professionally, but I’m decent. I’ve been learning some of the same songs she plays. Sometimes I imagine us playing duets together, just vibing out to anime openings in a candlelit room, soft laughs between takes, maybe some sake on the side.

The thing is, I don’t know how to even begin. Like, what do I do? Do I message her? Leave a comment? Send her a video of me playing piano in a tux? What if she thinks it’s creepy? What if she just blocks me? Or what if… she doesn’t? What if there’s a chance, no matter how small, that she actually sees the effort and says, “Yeah, let’s get dinner”?

I know how this sounds. I do. But I’m tired of sitting here doing nothing while the one woman who might actually understand me is out there, playing piano in a maid outfit, alone. I’m ready to do something. I just don’t know what. Help me out here. Be real. No trolling. I’m being honest.

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Follow her from far away, everyday, to show her how much you love her, care for her - and how much you want to protect her from all evil in teh world.

Leave her small gifts at her front door to maek her day - but do it anonymously - all in gain for her beautiful smile. (here you can capture her smile with your tele-camera ;3 )

Find out all her media platform and phone numbers, and send her beautiful written poems about her music and how much it matters to you.

Lastly, try to push away all "friendly boys" from her - no one should be allowed to be on her mind. She will be lonely and sad - and this is your shot - you deserve her after months of work. Invite her home, and show her all teh effort and picture you haev gathered about her. She will be stunned by your effort.

You will haev two options here.
1. Kiss her.
2. PENIS.
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No.136269
Play the piano with your PENIS and send it to her
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No.136276
She already plays piano, you should exhibit your unique interests. For example, once you secretly find her address, you could collect rare species of bugs & worms from the wild, put them in a box (with enough nutrition so they wouldn't die) and mail her. She would be impressed! biggrin

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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>>136208
here! a PENIS for ya boy!! （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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No.136213
>>136209
NİGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER angryangryangry
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>>136213
Niger? What about Niger????
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>>136209
I LOL'D xd
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No.136218
i love domo

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tragic backstory...

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Little Alice's origin story...........................................
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lol
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No.136215
i knew my shoe smelled funny... (;´Д`)

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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble

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No.136184
they call it donkey kong country, yet there is not a country named donkey kong, curious!
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No.136186
You are my hero, "wasting your life" guy! My dream is one day being as much of a gamer as you are.
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>>136176
>>136184
Honestly, what were they thinking?
Nintendo? More like Nintendon't buy this shitty game!

*takes a swig of Rollin' Rock*
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>>136189
NINTENDO? MORE LIKE NINTENDILDO UP YOUR ASS! angryangryangry
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No.136212
I'D RATHER STICK A FROZEN BANANA COVERED IN MONKEY SHIT UP MY ASS THAN REPLAY KOINDOZER KLAMBER angryangryangryangryangryangryangry

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https://hyperbeam.com/i/jPzy535U

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No.136180
Cute onee-shota love story! blush
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No.136183
what was the film?
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>>136183
Jojo Rabbit

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F/m/k?

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No.136135
Fuck all. Kill all. Bury them in shallow graves deep in the woods.
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>>136135
i'd kill them first, then fuck later ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.136155
I'd kill the two ugly ones and consider fucking the one on the left until she shows me her huge diseased cuntflaps, then I'd get out of there with my virginity intact.
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>>136155
This is what you will say to save face afterwards, but in reality her clitoris will reach out and wrap around you like a tentacle and reel you in.
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No.136181
i don't think any of these hags are particularly attractive

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what the?!?! Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

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ZOMG muscles
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>>136151
She looks like 30 PENISes glued together sweat
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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longcat

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Longwaha is long astonish
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tacgnol
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>>136145
ZOMG longcatwaha
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No.136171
wahalongcatwaha

WahaLongPENISCat nyaoo-closedeyes

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

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What would you have done?

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>>136015
Take less drugs before wandering into the woods.
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No.136095
take more drugs before wandering into the woods
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No.136100
Take more drugs after taking more drugs
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>>136015
I would start a religious order where one of the main tenets is that i get to marry many beautiful child brides.
...wait a minute unsure
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No.136164
>>136161
I think you're on to something here. wink

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OH SHIT

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>>136006
LOL. I mean... RUN NIGGA!!!!!
(・∀・) ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ε=ε=ε=┏(゜ロ゜;)┛
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No.136045
DAT SHYT CRAZZYYY
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No.136051
remember you don't need a gun
just wait there and call the police
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>>136006
>RUN NIGGA RUN
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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using the internet... the oldschool way

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l33t cool
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No.136154
the internet would be better with holes like that to piss, shit and cum into

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figure thread?

post figs

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>Jan 2026
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?scode=FIGURE-184336&rank=

Worst part of pre-order figures cry

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(´・ω・｀)

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(｀・ω・´)
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(。・ω・。)
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(` > ω < `)
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No.136143
ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ

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