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I used to sleep with a giant sized teddy bear because i liked how, when I rested my head under her chin, it felt like i was laying on a flat girl’s chest. Up until a year ago. Now I’m using a regular bodypillow (´・ω・｀)

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dakis are kewl i wish i had one ( ´ω`)

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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No.123630
TAKE IT EASY! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.123733
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Yukkuri shiteitte ne!

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he's about to get DEER RAEP'D biggrin

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No.123732
No, it's the deer who's gonna get OJISAN RAEP'D nyaoo-closedeyes

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If you think about it, people could start dressing like this again quite easily. People nowadays love to dress 'practically' when many have lay-about desk jobs that don't actually require them to wear particularly utilitarian clothing.

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i want to dress like this

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good mowning!!

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Can anyone please translate? unsure
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Thuggin' from beyond tha grave nigga. nigra
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No.123710
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yo nigga i aint got no moneys put the gun down~! nigra
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>>123710
🔫💀pop pop pop!

I ain't got a fuck to give nigga, I be smokin' wet and eatin' nigga's lungs. In yo next life you betta not fuck with a real skeleton gangsta.
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No.123725
>with a real skeleton gangsta.
now im a skeleton too, nigga im gonna pop a cap in yo assnigranigra

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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No.123717
Clone deez nutz instead. nyaoo-closedeyes
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No.123718
The enemy is amassing troops near the border! (;ﾟДﾟ)
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No.123720
>>123718
Get a bowling ball. closed-eyes

Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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No.123693
ｷﾀ━━━┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌━━━!!
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No.123713
>ｷﾀ━━━┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌━━━!!
ｷﾀ━━━(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.123714
ｷﾀ━━━(´￢`)━━━!!
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No.123715
>ｷﾀ━━━(´￢`)━━━!!
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟρﾟ)━━━!!

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nigraonigirionigiridance2＼（＾Ｏ＾）／＼（＾Ｏ＾）／＼（＾Ｏ＾）／＼（＾Ｏ＾）／danceonigirionigirinigra

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No.123692
Why are there a bunch of guys back there? That's ghey. glare2
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No.123712
>That's ghey.
lies!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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kewl, a visitor in teh middle of teh night ph34r

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No.123685
She wants you to open up ur fridge and hand her a BOKU™!
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No.123689
i will BOKU all over her face ibstead
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No.123711
>She wants you to open up ur fridge and hand her a BOKU
i'm all out of BOKU cry all i have to offer is semen

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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No.123680
Oh god, I'm seeing double!

Eight Heyuri-tan's! glare

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(・∀・)

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OPPAI! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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The oppai doesn't lie!
Doesn't lie, but makes teh PENIS fly!!!
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No.123117
(´ ∀ `)
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No.123667
>The oppai doesn't lie!
>Doesn't lie, but makes teh PENIS fly!!!
How does anyone still remember that?
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No.123677
>>123667
It was memorable biggrin

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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No.123672
angry Damn mouth, move your tongue! It's getting in the way of the cunny! angry
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666....

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Let's expand the list!
✿ Doing the tea ceremony with Lipton
✿ Using a shoelace as a string in shamisen
✿ Reading manyoushuu from left to right
✿ Going through the middle of torii
✿ Sleeping with head facing north
✿ Not getting rid of almost century-old things
✿ Killing spiders during daytime
✿ Not killing spiders during nighttime
✿ Drawing ghosts with legs
✿ Following sparks during night travel
✿ Using ink to make soy sauce darker
✿ Tossing 10 yen coins
✿ Spitting water back to the tank after temizu, or drinking it
✿ Always making い and り look too similar in handwriting
✿ Drawing ghosts with fire, but failing to signal them to go back with another fire
✿ Hanging paper ghost not right side up, nor upside down but horizontally
✿ Thinking that Buddha is not among the oldest and most powerful kamis
✿ Not blaming your bad health on a curse cast by a clairvoyant pipe fox servant of the person that doesn't like you

What are other wrong or hilarious-sounding things?

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No.123661
anno.... not being able to think of anything for teh list ъ( ﾟｰ^)
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No.123673
✿ Using semen to make rice whiter
✿ Using urine instead of champagne to make fancy hotpot yellower
>✿ Using arrow to make text green without quoting

(✿ USING HAMMER TO MAKE TEXT RED)🔨

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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No.123665
dumb genki girl best girl

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would you buy a living eraser? it costs around $9001 though (;´Д`)

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No.123660
Is the absorbed graphite her food? Does she p00p out eraser shavings? (´ー`)
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No.123663
>Is the absorbed graphite her food? Does she p00p out eraser shavings?
i imagine it that way happy

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