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why does my ass crack get wet when fappan? is it boylube

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>>119219
you will hang, pedophile.
loli is CSAM.

(LOL WARNED)
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No.119277
>>119276
that was for op im so sorry

(this WARN was meant for you)
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No.119279
>>119276
I don't care if it was invented by the cia. it makes my penis hard.
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>>119276
dont worry. cow is in it too!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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YOUR TAIL COMES OUT OF BUTTH0LE!?

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>>119252
That is not how tail works. angryangryangry
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No.119272
my Meido wouldn't do thatangryangry

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I bought them from the pet store, what should i do with them now? unsure

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No.119159
Headpats. biggrin
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No.119162
Look at them!!! THEY ARE SCARED!
Get the cat a fish and the rabbit a carrot! sad
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No.119204
bathe & hug & feed them sweet CORM & play videogaemz together

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push her off the edge into the sea nyaoo2

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im not throwing unused onaholes away

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I used to love these noodles, but I can't eat them anymore because they're so hot. (;´Д`) I think it's because I'm now on a medication that blocks my endorphins. (´ー`)

Will I ever regain my ability to eat them?

Your fortune: You just lost the game

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>>118902
>pizza with a honey topping
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>>119032
I read this in tourettes guy's voice
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No.119137
I can handle eating spicy food, but shitting it out again is a nightmare
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>>119100
PIIIIIISSS
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>>119100
I tried your Crest Toothpaste. The one with tartar control. And it made me feel, like a piece of SHIT!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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What is /b/'s favorite book? biggrin

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No.119203
My personal favorite is "Story of the Eye" by Georges Bataille
https://files.catbox.moe/eeli4i.pdf
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No.119205
It would depend on the genre

I liked Wyspiański's "Wesele" despite it being mandatory in school
https://wolnelektury.pl/media/book/pdf/wesele.pdf

These days reading books feels like wasted time sad
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No.119212
>These days reading books feels like wasted time
retard angry books are the best medium you can consume
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No.119227
I really liek "The Giver" by Lois Lowry closed-eyes
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No.119256
reading sucks

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what other boards do heyurizen frequent?

i liekd lainchan but nowadays retarded mods warn for anything. it annoys me to the bone dark

(USER WAS x3 FOR THIS POST, You should always elaborate on your opinions rather than just spilling the soykaf.)

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No.119180
Regularly - besides heyuri, only my country's IB
Then once a week i go through all of my bookmarked boards to see what's going on
I only use 4chan for porn nowadays and even forgot about its birthday this year （ ´,_ゝ`）
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i visit sushi, heyuri and hikari
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No.119186
On a daily basis, only Heyuri.
sometimes, my national BBS (though more often these days due to a certain event)
and some other boards for my fetishes when I feel like fapping nyaoo
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>>119186
tell me moar about your fetishes my ram
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>>119191
I received this art by a request I made the other day nyaoo-closedeyes

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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IMMAH FIRIN MY B00B0RZ angryangryangry
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nigga mass spamming threads so intensly...
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Breastsnipe

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Syphilisford is hiding in there... nyaoo2
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Is it Nina-chan in the right corner?
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i wanna eat them all! biggrin

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is the oppai loli truly the best of both worlds?

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Yeh
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oppai and loli should never be used together. its either you choose from short busty women or flat chested girls love
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nostalgiafap
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I like kyojiri moar nyaoo-closedeyes Maybe oppai kyojiri? rolleyes
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Physiques of heyuri

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>>119113
can't tell if male or female but either way post butthole or gtfo
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>>119113
are you a boy may i tickle your private part ? nyaoo
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>>119114
Sure thing!

>>119115
I don't know I don't remember where I got this image of myself from. sweat3
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>>119113
will you please be my girlfriend?
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No.119194
>>119113
i want to tie you up naked and drip hot wax over your quivering body

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Dear heyurizens, I just had an amazing idea that is sure to provide me with plenty of entertainment and lulz. It's not a groundbreaking idea, basically, I'm thinking of setting up a keylogger in one my college's computers. I will configure the computer so that the spyware program starts automatically. It will proceed to log every pressed key to a file, that I will be periodically saving and emptying. To be able to access the internet inside campus grounds, every student is required to type their academic code and password, this happens on the web browser. That means, for every infected computer, I am guaranteed to get the credentials of every student that uses the machine. That's a lot of stuff, and there are also social media accounts. There is a messaging application within the school site that I can use to send obscene messages to every student in the whole campus, that's my main objective.
Now the question is, how can I get caught? My plan is to download the file off of catbox.moe, can they use this fact to pin me down? I imagine there are other ways this could go south, because keylogging is really not that difficult to do. Sending obscene messages and fucking with other student's accounts doesn't seem like much of a big deal at first, but then you remember there are cases of teenagers being arrested for sending politically-incorrect stickers on messaging apps, and you bet that if I do end up hijacking some poor bastard's account, things'll be a lot worse than memes about the holocaust or whatever.

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No.119174
>I'm learning to teach
osaka-sensei biggrin
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No.119181
Have you considered what to do when you get caught? You'll be kicked from that college for sure, and not given any awards for getting past their security measures
Go ahead if you don't care about that, i'll be waiting smile
119158-san gave you some good advice though and if you follow it you should be fine
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>>119088
is posting your plan on heyuri good opsec?sweat
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No.119188
if I had to do that, I'd set something for remote controlling too, or have the keylogger upload the key logs to somewhere on internet you have access over (so you will be able to empty that file from your home as well as remote uninstall keylogger when you have enough data)
ideally I'd wait a few weeks or months before sending the pr0nz, most people don't change their passwords that often
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No.119192
I just found out some other fucktard is planning the same thing as me. I hope he doesn't go through with it.

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SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T. biggrin

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>>119187
The competition just doesn't stack up
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blast processing cool

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy6-ZKWCoH0
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i find that face really adorable
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nuclear poring king

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im in it

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neco coneco space program xp

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