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They should build her for real.

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>>131704
why does the world suck so much?emo
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No.131740
>>131704
Life is cruel .. （ ´,_ゝ`）
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>>131704

We were lied to
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No.132076
she is not there because I stole her
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No.132091
>>132076
put her back right this instant!

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These boobs, they were made for me. 🐱

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No.131915
they're comfortable pillows nya~
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>>131913
NYAAAAA!! Y-You weren't supposed to see that!! Who recorded this?! blush
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>>132002
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No.132078
pussy on boob action

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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No.131910
i can almost see them ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.131912
>>131910
If you look on the right side, you can see the nipple for a split second. drool
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No.131914
is that a nipple? ... oh my gosh dizzy
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No.132075
BZZZZZZZZZZ

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How many of you are fit? For you NEETs, does the "Training" part include physical training?

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>>131610 ← >>130972
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No.131639
>>131637
u hate strips? astonish
damn, thats 2 far.
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No.131683
I just tried a round of Tabata burpees. It was pretty good ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.131957
>>131581
I hurt myself so no
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No.132073
>>131632
you look very ugly

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post wallpapers you made.

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Actually, there's a guy who did vector traced versions of the wallpapers a while back on uboachan, but the program he used only allowed for automated tracing. So it has... mixed results. Some look better than others.
https://archive.uboachan.net/media/res/473.xhtml#i473
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.132053
>>132051
Yaruto park 2! biggrin
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No.132058
>the first doll
moar like the first nigger closed-eyes
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Lazy widescreen edit shii

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>>131921
>I meant physically, you morons
We can have a thread for other way then foruda

There is already a test for this that matches you among 1600 fictional characters: https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/characters/
So take it and post results biggrin

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I never watched Prison Break but I looked him up on the wiki and I approve ヽ(´∀｀)ノ
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>>131966
I enjoy after looking at everyone's results that everyone here is at least 70% like genius mastermind Micheal Scofield
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No.131975
apparently im "Sam Witwicky (Transformers)"
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idk who this is and why u made me take this
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ok

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What do you do when you feel like no matter how good life gets, you'll never feel alright and truly normal like you once did when you were a kid?
I have a relatively good life. No matter what state of life I'm in, there's something in my mind always torturing me, sabotaging me away from any normalcy and joy.

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No.131951
I always watch my webm collection when I feel like there is nothing to do
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No.131953
I had a shitty childhood with abusive mentally ill parents, and I don't understand why anyone would want to "feel normal".
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No.131964
>>131953
When i think of normal, I think of not dealing with mental illness, or at least just suffering from something plain like depression.
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No.131965
If I was never mentally ill I might have turned out a normalfag which isn't ideal, but my mind's given me certainly a lot more to deal with than is needed to not 'turn out normal'. I think the reason there we rarely see extremely mentally ill people is because they've either killed themselves or are junkies

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"Oh yurizen, you look so cute and... tasty...!! You wouldn't mind if I were to... devour you whole, would you?~"
what do you do in this situation?

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>artist? (・∀・)
きーだ
https://x.com/ipKCTE5B0HtjNEd
https://ki-da.fanbox.cc/
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No.131895
>Gi0pqfNaoAAZYbF-orig.jpg
... (;ﾟДﾟ)
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teh fat will eat us!!!
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Nurgle? Slaanesh? Maybe both? In any case, KILL IT WITH FIRE. 🔥🔥🔥
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No.131954
>>131922
slaanesh, they're not dirty enough for nurgle

but their flesh flows like water for the erotic satisfaction of the damned 😰😨😡💢

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Hai guys, since I know we have some diligent internet archivists here, I was wondering if you could help me find some potentially lost shock media from my childhood. 🔍❔

When I was 13-14 (circa 2006-2007), my friends described a shock site they found. It was called "Big Bag" and featured a man who had giant balls (presumably a from saline injection) jerking off and ejaculating a lot, while a song played that had the lyrics of "big bag, big bag, b-b-b-buh big bag!"

I never saw the site myself, but I presume it was a real thing because I also saw goatse, meatspin, and lemon party, all of which they had told me about.

There was also one called "Hammer Time" which featured a guy smashing his cock with a hammer while the song U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer played. But I don't really care to see this one. dark

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>I think that's it right?
>http://web.archive.org/web/20070303125011/http://www.bagslap.com/bag.html
looks like it sweat
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No.131810
Mystery = solved
Bag = big
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No.131819
>>a guy smashing his cock with a hammer
Seems I was confusing with BME pain olympics, which has hatchet instead
https://goresee.com/w/bRdtgf37XYsvrG8rJZLaZC
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No.131868
>>131806
Holy fuck I did not expect it to be found that quickly and it's exactly how my friends described it.
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No.132045
did efukt had this video too? i think thats where i watched it

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My friend Hayley is so fricking gross!!!! xD

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>>131765
What were their most notable sayings? Did they post tits?
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>>131764
they're transforming into w*men dark
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No.131879
Why are girls so embarrassed about their farts? closed-eyes
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No.131882
>>131879
it could send a scat fetishist into rape mode
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No.131883
>>131879
they usually think they're Goddesses but this return them to reality (to a short time)

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I miss Stalin when he was a cute little Hatsune Miku! Life was so much simpler then! cry

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tsun-stalin!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Hatsune Stalin let 5 millions Heyurizens Penzors explode to death by blocking of teh lolicious content.
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No.131874
ALL HAIL HATSUNE STALIN 🙇‍♂️
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>>131849
HOLY SHIT IS THIS REAL????

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🍁🍁👧🚬🍁🍁
SMOKE WEED OR DIE NIGGA

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>>131829
now make her oppai smaller (;´Д`)
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No.131841
smoke weed everyday
ubee da bee
we-eeeee
smo-smo-smo-smo-smo... smoke weed everyday
ubee da bee
we-eeeee
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No.131848
weed is for niggers
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No.131866
ay yo fuck you mane

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What's the consensus on the Sega Dreamcast around here? nyaoo

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i didnt even know there were other consoles other than the ps2 and xbox when i was a kid
i thought the ps2 was the thing 99% of people used, the xbox was for people with no games and the pc was for rich people
i was pretty surprised to learn the dreamcast was superior to the ps2 spec-wise
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No.131843
>>131840
Unfortunately the lower-specced console outperformed the others sales-wise due to the fact that it could also act as a DVD player, a two-in-one deal that was so good, Sony even miscalculated the PS2's total amount of units sold for a long time.
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No.131844
>>131843
it's not the first time i hear this, but is the ps2 being also a dvd player really that important? i dont think anyone bought a ps2 with that in mind, i'm willing to bet many didn't even know it could play movies, though i was gifted my ps2 so i dont know if the box had some text advertising such capabilities
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No.131846
>>131840
in no world is the PS2 weaker than the DC and I say that as someone who was fucking furious 24 years ago when the DC died over the PS2

the PS2 has a higher fill rate, more RAM, faster processor, DVD (faster drive and more storage)
the DC has a much less insane architecture, but it is absolutely 2 years behind the PS2 and it shows
early DC->PS2 conversions suck ass, so they paint a favorable picture for the DC, but I suspect Sega would have wanted a new machine by 2004 if they had survived past 2001

honestly, the recent attempt to port GTA3 to DC really showcases a lot of stuff the DC lacks vs the PS2
it isn't unfathomably far behind, but it is behind

also, there is also no world in which Burnout 3 runs on DC lol
the PS2 version uses its fancy vector processing abilities, while the Xbox version just uses the fact that a Pentium 3 eclipses all the other console CPUs several times over lol
allegedly, the GameCube was considered too slow for it, and the GC is also significantly more powerful than the DC
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No.131847
>>131844
I did lol. My PS2 spent most of its early life doing 2 things: PS1 games and DVDs.
It was too convenient. I was going to get a used PS1 and a DVD player, but I instead got a used PS2. It was several years before I actually bought a PS2 game lmao.

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the pilot announces over the intercom your plane will crash in 5 minutes and that everyone will die. what do you do?

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worry not op is a big guy
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>>131502
Mape the raids. Er, flight attendants.
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No.131568
golden thread
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>>131507
I heard the mangaka of the best loli anime of the decade is taking a hiatus because a bunch of cute japanese ice skaters died in that plane crash. Everyone should watch this epic Avenged Sevenfold AMV on repeat for hours and share it with all your friends to help with mourning lol XD
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No.131820
>>131768
thats the gayest amv i have ever seen

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Lately ive been getting sad feelz right before teh weekend begins, I dont know why. I wonder how I could stop it. emo

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Don't give up and try again! biggrin
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No.131601
Give up and don't try again! biggrin
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No.131800
Kill a nigger! biggrin
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No.131812
Continue? Y/N biggrin
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No.132220
now its almost weekend again and im feeling sad once more... i cant stand it... ( ´ー` )

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