Off-Topic@Heyuri

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>>121934
I'll look down and whisper, "Nyo".

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

going right for teh nutsack

SUIGINTOU IS NOT JUNK!

teh PENIS!

you win a minami!

so it was a caramel choko

ジャンク！！

i maed so much money!

i will do something i first need to get my mom to make me food
besides i woke up an hour ago

>>121893

Your fortune: Good luck

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

I would finally die happy.

Your fortune: Bad luck

dumb ho.

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

it may be dumb but not a hoe!

Tenm - she's missing the a(rm)!

Congrats! This game is brutally difficult. One of my favourites from CAVE, in fact the local arcade has a cab which I've sunk countless hours into. I've beaten the game at home but never on the original hardware, which is always a little embarrassing because I'll inevitably yell "fuck's sake!" or "god damn it!" or "this fucking game's impossible!" in what is, purportedly, a family-oriented venue.

They have a ton of CAVE games and other classic shmups there, actually. They're basically almost always free so I have my pick, but if I play any for long enough, a small crowd of neckbeards will inevitably form around me, almost cheerleading me with their subdued murmurs of "almost had it that time!", "use your bomb, use your bomb!" which always makes me wonder why such enthusiasts aren't at the cabs themselves...

Also, the back of the box for the 360 release of Deathsmiles says "Death smiles. Lolis smile back." Something about the word "lolis" printed on the back of an official-release 360 game just amuses me. That certainly wouldn't fly these days.

>>121804

2007, but the company that made it are one of the biggest names in 90s bullet-hell arcade games, so this one is styled to resemble their 90s arcade output. So you're half-right, I guess （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

>>121812
It's one of CAVE's easiest.

Your fortune: You just lost the game

>>121817
cave's easiest is like dodonpachi us region, which gives you a bazillion bombs and has a lower default difficulty

>>121744
Congratulations. I love this game. It's a shame the easiest-to-use girl is also the worst one.

What thread are we maeking?

>What thread are we maeking?
a thread of win

>>121829
puchiko chaAaaAaAan~~~~!!!

will the construction be accident-free

Your fortune: You have cancer

>>121848
the asbestos hit hard

raep turns things dark.

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JUNKU!!!

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moar ravish(´∇`)

Your fortune: Average luck

NO! FUCK YOU!

FAK YOU! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>121816
No fuck please

slowly

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

crunchy (´￢`)

zOMG a shotakon (;ﾟДﾟ)

DO rape me! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself