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what did you put in the coffee? ☕

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MY JIZZ. biggrin


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Why doesn't this ever happen to me? cry

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make it happen kami-sama!
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>>120288
I need this
angryangryangryangryangryangry


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shit i dropped internets, did it break? unsure can you hear me? is it still working?

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>>120188
>Don't make me turn this INTERNETS around.
NOOO IM SORRY PLEASE DONT TURN OFF INTERNETS crycrycry
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Hey, who turned the damn internets off?! I'm torrenting something here! angry
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>>120213
Never fear, I'm here to save the day! biggrin
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>>120228
Why is he pointing guns at his penor? Doesn't he know that will castrate him?
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>>120254
Something tells me that wouldn't have much consequence. closed-eyes


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Oppai-vision

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they stare at u intensely during paizuri
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>>120277
Sex would be interesting
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'sup?


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This post is meant for the russians and polyglots or language enthusiasts of heyuri. I've woken up today and decided that I want to live in Russia. The obvious problem being, I don't know any russian. So then, can you help me with some books or video series?

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russian guy here dont do it russia sucks!
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i only say that because russians are very backwards and just.. not welcoming of foreigners. you would be treated like an outsider. Go to like.. poland or somewhere, its russia lite edition.
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>>120210
Miss him yet?
sweat2sweat2
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>>120273
>Go to like.. poland or somewhere
i dont recommend
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>>120273
Sam jesteś russia lite, kacapie zasrany angry


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Which is better and why?? Do you yearn for your care-free days or do you enjoy today's world as it is? I do not know. Is it THAT much better to live in ignorance of the cruelty of our world of physical sensation, to live as a perpetual child, rather than recognize our wicked nature and reject it? ┐(゚~゚)┌

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Being a child was bad with having to go to school, but I doubt a working life would be any better if u have a work where you have to wake up early everyday to spend half your day working outside, and failing to do so getting u fired... School was also probably more fun with everyone around you being kids looking to have fun rather than money obsessed zombies. Either way, I'd rather commit suicide than adjusting to such a torturous lifestyle again
High school was meh since I could at least use computerz during nighttime and sleep through classes, and university is relatively nice since I only need to actually go to classes few times a week at a near campus, though there are some absurdly hard classes I have to waste time on dark
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Working for 8 hours is just too much. When I get my car and house I am reducing the time at work. That should happen before I am thirty. Childhood sucked, I need to be independent.

Also this is my last post on Heyuri, see you on the other side. wink
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I would press "return to childhood" button in about 0.3 seconds biggrin
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bumping this thread to announce that I fapped to this picture
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if my teachers had been a little more strict and my parents a little less demanding i would have turned out better, my childhood was ok all things considered, would have liked no bullying though
adult life however is just sleep-work-repeat with barely any time for entertainment/hobby, in my opinion its inhumane to work 8 hours/day, i was strongly considering quitting within 3 days of starting work due to that
id like to go back to being a kid if i could


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behold! the puppet master reveals herself!

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fuck this girl, seriously. I don't even know her name but she pisses me off.
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We're watching her anime tomorrow
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>>120221
>We're watching her anime tomorrow
there better be doll ecchi
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>>120231
hina gets scissored by teh BOKU yuri style blush
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>>120231
there is a weird moment between shinku and jun where you can feel sexual tension


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NNNGGH!! NNGGHH!!~ FUCK YES SENPAI SEED ME!!!~

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>>120163
I can just use saucenao but it was easier with button
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This looks liek a job for...
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IM SEEDING THE FUKKEN TORRENT
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I never share my seed with anyone!
I always remove my torrents after they're done downloading! xp
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>>120236
I'm just a poorfag with a shitty computer that has no disk space to spare. sad Otherwise, I'd seed everyone.


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You walk into the clubroom and see this. What do you do? mona2onigirimona2

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put all these savages into place with my PENIS biggrin
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looks pretty average cs:go teammates
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>>119878
Ayano has a PENIS? unsure
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>>119877
Are they supoosed to be dressed as caveman (or cavewomen?) or as oni? glare
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>>119890
cavegirls (source: i watched this)


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TIME TO FUCK THIS PLACE UP! angry

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third time is the charm...
hydrogen bomb this time mona2
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nippan


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Why do slasher horror villains always kill the black guy first and leave the blue-eyed blonde girls at the very end? glare

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Because even slasher horror villians hate NIGGERS biggrin


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how could anyone be afraid of aliens? What's the worst they could do? anally probe me?

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Anal probes? Sign me the fuck up! biggrin
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aliens, huh?
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>>120208
xp


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Haruka!

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Haruka?
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>>120201
Would have sex with
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you didnt specify her last name
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>>120229
Haruka Haruka


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R.I.P. Kagu~nya cry cry cry

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


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zomg a witch

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Sexy drool
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zomg a witch


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