Off-Topic@Heyuri

Where did she lern such RUDE language

I have a PENIS ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

this is what happens when you get lost in ten.iruyeh

>>136118
SUCK IT DOWN, WHORE.

nyoooooooooo

luxury cars like these are made for four groups of people

Rich Arabs
Rich indians
Rich chinese
Rich rappers

each of these groups are easily swayed by all this shiny plastic and faux leather, tablet interfaces with colorful baby UI. No offense, these cars are expensive but they are the rich person equivalent of having a "lifted truck", it costs a lot of money, and you technically are rich to afford it, but its not classy, its not sophisticated, and kind of expresses youre just going nuts with your cash like an ape - which to other - more wealthy people looks foolish

>>136032
- Posted from a 2015 Chrysler 200

>>136030
I'm never buying a Chinese car. Every car I've had has been Nipponese .

Whenever I'm driving I imagine myself piloting a zaku

I didn't know welsh speakers browsed heyuri

>>136105
Writing from my humble abode in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch to tell you how offended I am by your sarcastic jab at my language.

But it's awwright!

OM NOM NOM!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>136103
(DASHUIHWEUIFHSFASDFASDAFJRDSA)

>>136044
the amateur radio experience...

Do you need a license to buy one?

>>136071
No, to operate it yes but you don't REALLY need it

chinese sell FM/AM radio transmitters that have power ranges which far exceed FCC guidelines, they get past this by 1. not caring, 2. putting a dinky antenna on. 3. putting a warning on it, telling you that you can only broadcast so many distance
However, the antennas they use can be switched out with those baofeng whip antennas or even larger ones and can be operated in a very illegal way which i do not recommend Σ(;;ﾟДﾟ)

>>136071
>>136074
no one cares except the smelliest nerds and the oldest men. Both will try to report you to the FCC for not using the right jargon. They have nothing better to do and triangulating your location is like the most arousing thing they can imagine.

>>136111
Haha, i remember that!
Ok now. In my mouth you go (・∀・)

give me 5 bananas and they'll be urs

during the windows xp days, the family computer had different users desktops. On my user, i set an anime desktop. just a generic anime girl nothing too lewd by todays standards.

One day i went to the computer and saw my father staring at the anime desktop. (・∀・;) mildly embarrassing.

when I was a kid and shared a computer with my baby boomer parents I was too dumb to know how to clear all the porn out of the history, but luckily for me they were too dumb to even know web browsers had history so I was never caught

i was showing my okaa-san something code-related i had made and accidentally showed a 2D panchira pic (;´Д`)

My school's IT guy took my laptop once and found my loli folder. They sent it to my parents via email but I discreetly logged in to both of their computers and moved the email to the trash. I guess my school assumed my parents would take care of punishing me, but they thought wrong. I pretty much got off with just getting yelled at by the principal. Although weirdly enough they never mentioned anything specifically about it being loli, just the fact that it was porn. After that I bought an external HDD and kept all my hentai there. They also complained about me having ultrasurf because it allowed me to bypass their web filter.

i geso.. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I want to fuck a squid. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

strawberry squid !?

this reminds me of prodef-tan

>>136070
This, typically with zoo animals if the creatures arent mating, or at worst fighting they move the incompatible mate somewhere else.

They leave pandas together even when they dont mate because theres a limited supply of pandas and the chinese government regulates how many they loan to foreign zoos.
If its any other kind of animal, they switch them out if theres issues.

If they gave me a computer I wouldn't be very interesting to the alien tourists would I?

>>136075
who knows maybe your internet addiction is very amusing to them.

>>136075
they would have your screen mirrored for the zoo visitors

so show them the broken glass ass jar video ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Mommy, the human is fapping his pen0r to pr0nz again ヽ(ﾟρﾟ )ノ

>>136019
hmhmhm with pleasure konata~!

>>136023
I NEED THESE SOUND EFFECTS ON MAI COMPUT0R NAOOO

>>136022
where is her neck

>>136049
>where is her neck
It's a closeup of her face while someone holds her freshly cut head

Dont point your naked finger at clothed people

>>135992
GO GET IT ME-tan, GO!!! ヽ(;´Д`)ノ

I can't believe it, it's all gone, ME-tan is FAIL...

>OH NOES! ME-tan LOST ALL TEH PORN!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (;´Д`)

>>135995
Guess she'll have to pose for the next batch.

i i.. recognize these eyes,fr om where?

an afro

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>136039
i laughed

NO!!!!

>>135996
need to play some more arcane dimensions

I would

>>135953
ZOMG HOW!!!!! Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)

>>135953
ez kid

>>135953
you made the filesize bigger, I will make it smaller

Right-wing Christians hate Pope Francis because he says the church is open to everybody. The LGBTQQI2SBRAAP+ crowd hates him because he won't allow gay marriage. God bless him for faithfully preserving a 2,000 year old morality that transcends today's culture war. I wish him good health and hope he will continue to be Pope for a while longer.

>>135986
centrism: making everyone who actually cares mad since day one!