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No.135957
Lets imagine an alien race picked you up one day.

They put you in a human zoo, they give you an infinite supply of little mandarins to eat (or whatever ur snack of choice is) and a 'puter to post on heyuri.

would u like that life?
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No.135958
i want diversity in the food. not just tangerines but i want sliced apples too! Then i'll do it!! (＾Д^)
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No.135959
>>135958
what if da internetz was really slow cause youre far from earth? Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
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No.135960
>and a 'puter to post on heyuri.
only heyuri? do i get to use CGI too?
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No.135961
A human zoo with just a man and no cute girl to mate with? Unacceptable.
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No.135962
>>135961
they might drop a prime female in there, maybe...( ´ω`)
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No.135965
>>135962
I can't get by with just a maybe. Give girl or no deal. (｀∩´)σ
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No.135966
mating in the zoo ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.135972
This is like that episode of Star Trek... I wouldn't have the will to leave a place like that, escaping reality is what I'm best at, and what I long for the most emo
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No.136036
>>135962
nah. you think zoos seek out the hottest animals to mate with? you're gonna get some average or below-average chick and have to only be with her for life
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No.136058
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What if that's already what life is? dizzy
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No.136068
>>136036
depends on how they judge optimal female fertility..
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No.136070
>>136036
They will replace either her or you if they don't see any mating going on.

You wouldn't have to "live with" her, and it's not like she can divorce you or otherwise ruin your life because she's there just to mate with you, if she causes problems then the aliens will get rid of her.
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No.136073
>>136070
This, typically with zoo animals if the creatures arent mating, or at worst fighting they move the incompatible mate somewhere else.

They leave pandas together even when they dont mate because theres a limited supply of pandas and the chinese government regulates how many they loan to foreign zoos.
If its any other kind of animal, they switch them out if theres issues.
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No.136075
If they gave me a computer I wouldn't be very interesting to the alien tourists would I?
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No.136076
>>136075
who knows maybe your internet addiction is very amusing to them.
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No.136078
>>136075
they would have your screen mirrored for the zoo visitors

so show them the broken glass ass jar video ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.136079
Mommy, the human is fapping his pen0r to pr0nz again ヽ(ﾟρﾟ )ノ
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