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In another life, I would've loved being little girls with you all. <3

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No.135100
Best possible life: a man so rich that he never has to work, with a harem of lolis, spending every hour of his life frolicking with his lolis
Second best possible life: being one of the lolis (if the man isn't a sadist)
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No.135101
You are ghay?glare
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No.135116
in another life, i would've loved being barnacles with you all happy
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I want to eat little girls' bentou with Heyuri users' reincarnates in my next life biggrin
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No.135123
>>135121
Me on the left. biggrin

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SIX BILLION PEOPLE WILL DIE FROM VACCINE INDUCED AIDS.zip 535 MB Download

WEF Document Confirms 6 Billion Humans Will Die In 2025
Is this number a coincidence? South Korea reported this number of people who now have VAIDS due to the Covid vaccinations.
A World Economic Forum report hiding in plain sight confirms that upwards of six billion people will die in 2025 – and according to reports from Davos, Klaus Schwab has confirmed the stated goal is on target to be achieved.

6 Billion People Now Have VAIDS
South Korea Issues Emergency mRNA Warning: 6 Billion People Now Have VAIDS
A team of top South Korean researchers has detonated a scientific bombshell: mRNA vaccines are systematically dismantling immune systems, triggering a devastating called VAIDS: Vaccine-Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
The evidence is peer-reviewed, the numbers are staggering, and the implications? Cataclysmic.
Once mocked as a wild conspiracy, VAIDS is now a plague, tearing apart the lies of the media machine and shaking the foundations of trust in medicine itself.

https://archive.org/details/six-billion-people-will-die-from-vaccine-induced-aids

https://www.mediafire.com/file/glxr41oqrfe3t3u/SIX+BILLION+PEOPLE+WILL+DIE+FROM+VACCINE-INDUCED+AIDS.zip/file

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No.135104
>>135087
in my country i believe that gun ownership is around 0.5% because it is mostly police or security employees who can get a license, everyone else is banned realistically

i have a gun and lots of ammo with no license
i have pals serious enough to start a microstate with
first raid a police station and capture more guns
and i can make explosives with car battery and cleaning stuff on demand too, or make mustard gas to get them all to surrender and give up weapons with no risk to me and my militia
i also have a serious bow with hunting arrows
it can charge 90 pounds into a pointy stick! and the tips are so sharp oh my god i have cut my fingers so much with them, but i am too weak for 90 pounds
it would be so cool happy
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No.135105
>>135104
and also i would need to get thermal vision for best and most safe assaults
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It should be noted that people in the Third World generally see less uptake of vaccines. There are still sizable drives going on for stuff like Polio. Plus anti-vaccine sentiments are more widespread and uncontroversial.So in the event of a VAIDS Apocalypse it will be the global South that survives in the greatest numbers, and thus, takes over the world!
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No.135838
>>135067
Isn't this against Rule 7? Maybe my memory is a little funny though (´～`)
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No.135839
>>135838
Actually I think it would fall under rule 8

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Dress as if it were the 90's again... The 1790's!!! dance

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No.135077
YAR HAR
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psssh, 1790s nostalgia is so last year rolleyes
get with the times, old man! it's all about the 1890s!
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You guys are all suckers. The 1690s is where it's really at!cool
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>>135106
Nope, try 1650s (in Eastern Europe)
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Hold me baby! onigiri

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No.135053
>>135044
maybe to retarded teenagers
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No.135057
>>135020
Wrong album, but Songs About Fucking Lolis has Shihen - Eidolon and Britney Bitch by Anonymous, as real as heyuri music can get
>>135053
At least one person here wishes to be one foruda
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No.135073
I wish I was here to make music back then...
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we can always maek a new album - just need someone to pull teh strings.
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No.135094
>>135074
I want to rape Cagami and throw her off balcony right after nyaoo-closedeyes

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should I?

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No.135080
YEAH
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LEMON SODA - 5 USD!!! NOW FOR SALE!
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I'll buy 10!
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No.135092
>>135082
I want a refund! This tastes like PISS!!!
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.135093
>>135092
how much you paid? i'll pay your refund. (・∀・)

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What am I gonna do? I'm Tanya's top guy! Tanya chose me to lead the revolution!

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No.135015
war n stuff
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No.135016
self-sacrifice biggrin
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>>135013
I fucking love Tanya
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>>135021
she is extremely sexy

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Would they be able to defend against my ghosts? They keep moving things and I'm not sure what to do. I am scared.

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No.135084
>f-syoujyo.jpg
huhhuhhuh
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No.135085
I'm in love with a ghost! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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2 week milestone on my project (dont mention that the led screen isnt connected and the servo motors aren't even relevant to my project)

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Hello? Police?
Anon is building a bomb right now.
What? What's his location?
He is in Heyuri right now.
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>>135049
Pic related
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>>135064
Wherez da police!!!???
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No.135081
>>135064
You should've gotten something that had proper keys and didn't have that upper row bs
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Pez is a fag!!!!!!!
I, Zep (creator of the hit serie Titeuf) would be a 1000 times a better president!!!!!

Vote Zep for zepident!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No.134944
NEVAR!!!
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No.134946
>NEVAR!!!
PEZ FOR PEZIDENT!!!
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No.134956
>PEZ FOR PEZIDENT!!!
PEZIDENT FOR PEZ!
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No.135059
>>134943
fuck u
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No.135060
>>135059
fuck u

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.135045
My dick is about to explode
Where do I find doll ecchi?
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No.135058
@lambsternfish for this one

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Do you like automobiles? I am partial to the Honda NSX.

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>>134536
HONDA
HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT
TAKEN MY SPEECH
TAKEN MY HEARING
TAKEN MY ARMS
TAKEN MY LEGS
TAKEN MY SOUL
LEFT WITH LIFE IN DEEEEEEEEEBT
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No.135046
i drive a 2008 honda civic ex with a 5 speed manual transmission
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No.135056
i drive a 2004 bmw e46 with a 6 speed manual transmission
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No.135072
my car is so astoundingly boring that I routinely have to double check that I'm actually going to my car when I park lol

everyone has a plain-ass white nissan
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No.135109
>>135056
do u signal?

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A VICIOUS BEAST.

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No.135052
NEKO HAET FINGER

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an money!!!!1

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No.135048
Somebody dropped their wallet at the shrine and a greedy selfish miko not only appropriates this note but also claims fame for having faithful this generous at her puny undermaintained shrine and an unknown and weak kami that is in fact only a bad spirit and not a kami sad

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"Hello dear operator."

"Yes! I might be little but I am serious!"

"I want you to know that there is a bomb in the local tax office."

"Evacuation is futile, it will go off in 30 seconds, kthxbye."

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No.135010
LOLI TERRORIST!? 😲
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No.135017
no, loli saint! (´人｀)
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>LOLI TERRORIST
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>>135018
YEL ALLAH ALAKHEL LA KHEL ANAKH LOLI ANNAM LED ANNAM LA AHAD LOLICON UWAH NAHAM

EN: We demand you hand over the lolis or else we will crush your skulls with our weapons!
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Unfair. I want a loli to terrorize me too.

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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No.135034
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
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>>135034
it has gone too far

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