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you've all been very naughty ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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Manko? (・∀・)
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No.127671
>Manko? (・∀・)
Manko! iyahoo
>127666
(;ﾟДﾟ)

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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No.127563
>>127562
>Marxist
Ur not a marxist anon, ur a retard (though I don't blame you for being mistaken, there's very little difference between the two nyaoo-closedeyes)
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No.127568
>>127525
megane are great
which is why she pisses me off so much: she really isn't interesting ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.127594
>>127521
Not cool, dawg. Random characters being loaded for the convenience of the writers is anime traditional culture. Moe heritage. Next you'll be talking smack about Mugi? Chiaki? ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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No.127617
>>127594
having the rich girl is more than fine
miyuki is just like, there though
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No.127660
>Next you'll be talking smack about Mugi
I did, actually. In some /a/ thread. So yeah, I hate that bitch as well.

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DON'T MOVE DROP THE GUN!

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GUNS

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Your fortune: Good luck

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No.127636
>happy
happy
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>>happy
>happy
happy
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No.127640
happy biggrin
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No.127642
happyhappy
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No.127644
nyaoo2nyaoo-closedeyesnyaoo2

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haruhi found teh yaoi

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>>127336
>>127341
It's called a Yaoi Paddle. biggrin
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No.127397
>It's called a Yaoi Paddle.
i need to get my hands on one nosebleed
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a yaoi.... bat?!
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No.127620
>yaoiBAT.png
I loled

Your fortune: Average luck
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No.127643
>>127619
pwn'd banned irl

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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>>127630
This should be legal. angry
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>>127632
public ero biggrin

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dashing through teh snow, in a one-waha open sleigh 🎶

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>>127091
waha all the way! biggrin
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No.127573
wahaing all the way! WAHAHA waha
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>>127572
>>127573
oh what fun it is to ride a waha ~
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No.127609
dashin' through teh waha :santa:
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No.127627
making spirits waha

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SHE WON'T WAEK UP

Your fortune: Only time will tell

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TRY HARDER!!!!!!1!!!1 angry

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next
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No.127613
>TRY HARDER!!!!!!1!!!1
.... SHE'S STILL NOT WAKING UP!!! IM FUCKING FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW

Your fortune: Dark times are to come
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SURPRISE! She woke up! biggrin

Your fortune: Only time will tell
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No.127615
>>127614
WIN! I AM NO LONGER FREAKING OUT

Your fortune: You have aids
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No.127616
>>127614
Good nayuki, you look kind of cool... (;´Д`)

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Dear Santa Claus,

For Christmas this year I would like an otokonoko slave boy. It's been a tough year and I've been good so I think I deserve it. I've said my prayers every night and given to the needy. Please Santa, grant my wish and give me a living onahole to fill with cum. I really need something to relieve my stress.

Regards,
You Know Who

Your fortune: You have aids

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No.127536
"You Know Who" appears to be on the naughty list... so for christmas he will be getting AIDs from krampus
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>>127536
That's just cuz I'm gay (´ー`)
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Silly OP...

Anyone who's been on the nice list would know that Santa is the trap rolleyes
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No.127608
>>127538
kawaii...
it has been a while since I've sat down and looked any shota h material but I should go read this... (´￢`)

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Don't thank me, thank rape cool

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

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No.127596
Can't rape the willing. drool nosebleed
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No.127597
>Can't rape the willing.
kuso... SAY NO OR IT'S NOT RAPE ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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No.127600
<teh rapeman drops the woman to safety and walks away>
W: "w-wait!"
<teh rapeman stops>
W: "i-i just wanted to say... th-thank-"
R: "do not thank me"
W: *gasp*
<camera slowly zooms in teh rapeman's back>
R: "i was not the one who saved you..."
<teh rapeman turns around, epic song playing in the background>
R: "it was the spirit of the raep"
<teh rapeman salutes the woman and jumps down>
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No.127603
i deeply apologize, i did not know the reverse arrow was a type of quote
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No.127604
>i deeply apologize, i did not know the reverse arrow was a type of quote
you needn't worry. you have also written something that gives me a great appreciation of raep iyahoo

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

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Are any of you super crazy rich? Or maybe your parents are and you live with them?

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>>127583
OH LORD 12758 SPARE US YOUR FORTUNE AND IN EXCHANGE THIS!:

Your fortune: Only time will tell
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Internets: 16235969000 yen in yumemiru gambler, 163513G in @Party II
Reality: (equivalent of) 2.15 USD in my wallet

Your fortune: Only time will tell
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No.127590
fortune god is strangely useless today...
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No.127591
FORTUNE KAMI-SAMAAAAA

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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No.127593
>>127590
That's true...

Your fortune: ayo fuck yo' cracka' ass, predictan' tha dam' footchoo ain't no easy job, fo' sho'

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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>>127576
Only $599 USD?! love
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No.127582
>Only $599 USD?!
try $699 USD, cuz cool
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No.127585
>>127582
I CAN'T AFFORD THAT! DAMN YOU, KEN KUTARAGI! angryangryangry
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>I CAN'T AFFORD THAT! DAMN YOU, KEN KUTARAGI!
k. but i'll make a special deal just for you... $698 USD. THAT IS TEH FINAL OFFER

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining
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No.127588
>>127586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOHqG1nc_tw

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vitamin C.C iyahoo

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No.127535
Finally, you can buy cans of Sakura's pee! iyahoo
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C.C.?

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So I was at work today, stocking cream cheese or some shit, and this really fat dude walked up to me screaming, asking "SHE NEEDS TO USE YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM,WHERE IS IT?!" and then I see this really tiny girl next to him. She was blonde, and pale like a corpse, with insanely red cheeks. She wasn't doing the peepee dance or complaining, unlike her monstrously fat dad, but after I pointed him in the direction of the shitter, I've been wondering... what did that little girl need to do to that toilet?

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No.127501
If you were still at work, I would ask you to show us the remains of the terlet
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Ah, the old daughter excuse. A classic trick from the fat dad book. Much face was saved that day, I'm sure.

On another note, I got yelled at a by a fat dude at work a few days ago after I told him I couldn't ring him up at our department register. I think fat dudes are just naturally aggressive, it's just innate for them to be loud and demanding. There oughta to be a study on them, they're a truly fascinating species. biggrin
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No.127527
Sounds liek...... GHOSTS! 😱
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No.127575
>>127503
>I think fat dudes are just naturally aggressive
As weird as that sounds, it's one of the symptoms of sugar withdrawal when you're really addicted, therefore fat. It all makes sense wink
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No.127577
I imagined that guy saying this with a New York accent.

Your fortune: Very bad luck

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I want an robot image where Miyano kisses Saku Momoi on the cheek.
Please generate it for me!

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>>127553
Wow, thanks! Ear bite is fine too biggrin
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>Untitled.png
nom nom nom iyahoo
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No.127559
curious... i started the loli show this weekend.....
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And now I lewded it up! biggrin cool
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>>127570
adorable kissing face love

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