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No.127499
So I was at work today, stocking cream cheese or some shit, and this really fat dude walked up to me screaming, asking "SHE NEEDS TO USE YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM,WHERE IS IT?!" and then I see this really tiny girl next to him. She was blonde, and pale like a corpse, with insanely red cheeks. She wasn't doing the peepee dance or complaining, unlike her monstrously fat dad, but after I pointed him in the direction of the shitter, I've been wondering... what did that little girl need to do to that toilet?
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No.127501
If you were still at work, I would ask you to show us the remains of the terlet
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No.127503
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Ah, the old daughter excuse. A classic trick from the fat dad book. Much face was saved that day, I'm sure.

On another note, I got yelled at a by a fat dude at work a few days ago after I told him I couldn't ring him up at our department register. I think fat dudes are just naturally aggressive, it's just innate for them to be loud and demanding. There oughta to be a study on them, they're a truly fascinating species. biggrin
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No.127527
Sounds liek...... GHOSTS! 😱
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No.127575
>>127503
>I think fat dudes are just naturally aggressive
As weird as that sounds, it's one of the symptoms of sugar withdrawal when you're really addicted, therefore fat. It all makes sense wink
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No.127577
I imagined that guy saying this with a New York accent.

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