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I can't belive it. They .. they killed Kirby. cry

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RIP to kirby please revive him cry
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that's just what happens to you when you visit the acupuncutre clinic.
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>I can't belive it. They .. they killed Kirby.
you bastards! angry
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he should have known that snitches get stitches


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LOL, should have looked where you were walking (´∇`)σ

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>>117337
Three second rule! biggrin
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why are girls spilling their food on the floor considered moe?
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>>117345
>why are girls spilling their food on the floor considered moe?
clumsy & cute! biggrin
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>>117345
I think it's because japanese artists are just uncreative. It would be much more moe if she walked in the room with my cake while my pants were off and she was so shocked by seeing my erect PENIS that she trips and spills the cake directly on my PENIS, then as punishment she has to clean it off with her mouth.
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>>117337
don't be mean to her babe


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perfect teeth nyaoo-closedeyes

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>>117270
Dentist porn. blush
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i got hard and i don't know why but i need konata mouth stretched sad
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>>117271
If kagamin was my dentist, I would go everyday!
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>>117271
i always get so aroused at the dentist ... wish there wuz moar actual dentist porn out there ... dizzy


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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Get back here. angry
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>Get back here.
she's getting away! (;゚Д゚)
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It's from Madoka?
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she has 2 right feet
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>>117395
goddammit, she does lol


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I'm curious about this certain affinity displayed towards Japanese/Eastern Asian women. Japanese in particular seeing as this is Heyuri.

Now assuming that you aren't a bunch of drooling, pathetic otaku, the same that a lot of imageboards imagine 4chan to be vain, hipster faggots or every dude on wizchan to be ronery basement virgins.

I see a lot of people commenting on 'perfect Asian skin' or 'shiny, voluptuous Asian hair'.

Now, I'm an 18 year old French female. I can actually see no differences between my skin and hair except for my skin is pale and my hair is full of split ends, but just as equally shiny and healthy.

Eye wise, I know their eyes are different. I see people saying how Asian eyes are so much bigger when compared with American/European eyes.
Personally, I really don't believe this is true just because of the amount of those before makeup/after makeup shots I have seen. It might just be me because I'm constantly getting comments on how large my sockets are (good/bad? idk...).
Might just be because their eyes are darker which makes the sclera appear larger, much like that of a cat or a dog.

I don't know, it's a curiosity.
Obviously Asians are a lot smaller in proportion, is it just that a lot of you prefer smaller more fragile women in comparison with the 'dominant, confident, womanly' image that Americans project?

Just enlighten me please.
Maybe it's just kind of how I'm not particularly attracted to anybody who isn't Caucasian.

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>>117423
pig 🐷
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>>117423
meat (´¬`)
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>>117505
What are you Muslim? Real men lurve pork.love
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>>117423
It's all over the screen(⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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>>117423
yum drool


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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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>>117433
OBJECTION!
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>>117458
3 times the boobs!!? glare
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a titlops! glare
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>>117458
three tits are better than 2, and certainly better than 1 ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>117499

triceratits! astonish


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Fufufu... are you lost alone here?
You need to go! There are rapists lurking in the darkness!

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>>117482
Haha! He thinks he is the only one!
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>>117484
Maybe so... BUT I AM FASTER!!!
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>>117485
No! I was just joking! Today is not safe! STOP!
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If a rapist is raped is that consent? Because the rapist came with an intent of rape and got it
Double minus is plus
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


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everything here on earth is just sad and disapointing and pathetic. but at least i feel safe here. i'm never going back to my home planet.

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where are you from?
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>>117437
a place where numbers and letters are alive. they would tear through our bellies and pull out our organs.
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the only thing you have to fear on earth is people who would do anything to cum inside a being that has pointy ears

so I guess you're probably safe


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i really need overtime but the last two times my boss asked i couldnt pick up the shift he needed so i think he stopped asking me now i will be poorcry

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>>117346
Hitler-san is so nice and considerate .. happy
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thx mr hitler (-u-)Zzz..


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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Banira!! ヽ( ゚Д ゚)ノ
I wish I had a big sushi roll too...
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>>117428
>I wish I had a big sushi roll too...
also give the sushi fellatio!


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A red moon in the sky..... must be a sign.....

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This is the best I could get. It's difficult to take pictures of the moon.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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during a blood moon your ANUS may bleed spontaneously, or so im told
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>>117366
You should probably see a doctor about that. closed-eyes
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>>117366
it's like being a werewolf or a girl but with ass blood ( ´ω`)


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in this thread we will not have fun, do your best to disrupt the fun of anyone posting here with the intention of having fun
if you have fun you will be killed

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there is no "report" system on heyuri. newfaggots FAIL
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>>117280
Reported for saying n00b like me (n00b like me is a n00b like me word)
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Just reported everyone in this thread for having fun telling anons not to have fun
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>>117307
Actually meant n e w f a g, but I forgot there's a filter for that word sweat2
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>>117335
i bet you had fun reporting anons for having fun while telling others to not have fun, in that case i have bad news for you


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Is there anyone who'd volunteer to host a Heyuri terraria server? rolleyes

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First one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRUxwsFRs4A

This is something we agreed doing during the townhall
It's basically a compilation of songs we liek about one topic, putting heyuri.net on the cover and uploading to youtube.

Step 1: Finding the topic & suggesting songs (It should have 10~ songs, during 40~60 minutes in total)
Step 2: Making a good cover image (this time it should be properly 4:3), with a visible link to Heyuri on it
Step 3: Someone compiling them to one video
Step 4: Thinking of a good title to the it
Step 5: Bumping the thread until someone with a YouTube account volunteers to upload it to youtube
Step 6: Hope for big views

I propose a similar 2000s anime-themed playlist, but that's just what I liek and think Heyuri has in common - it could be some western music genre if there is enough interest

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>>116902
bump! someone who checks heyuri often enough should upload this to youtube and share its link here

>i have 5 suggestions!!
the video is already done, but they can be added if we evar do a 3rd one
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Mindless Self Indulgence - Panty Shot
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i was uploading it but google wanted me to verify since it was above their limit. i give up!! hopefully someone else can do it nyaoo-closedeyes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2sz-HYldAo

did i do it right?
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Looks good to me, thanks for uploading! biggrin


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