Off-Topic@Heyuri

>>127440
another girl know dat feel

when PENIS gets hard

>>127449
how did that girl know? a girl has no PENIS

>>127455
I've been told this lie for too long as well.
but turns out girls DO have PENIS that can get hard too!

>>127458

before reading the filename i thought she bit on the "hard" part of cheese

Get her to a dentist.

Fairies!

>Get her to a dentist.
chomp~!

having milk coffie right now(1/3 coffie 2/3 milk + suger)

I've always preferred coffee, i drink it occasionally and for taste. Always with a bit of milk

jap green tea

hmm.. apple joos ( ´ω`)

tea

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>>127416
Why are krauts so obsessed with the poles anyway?

>>127418
it's about the polodomor or polocaust so I've heard

>>127420
>polodomor or polocaust
?
Not sure what those names are supposed to refer to...

>>127421
that's right holo and holo only

>She's back!
indeed, it's tama-chan with green hair

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true. its true. Once teh candles are used up, the girls hair will start to burn. Usually the one who's Lucia always ends up dead.

Parsee is about to go to a shrine in the deepest night and cast death curse by nailing the doll representing the person she wants dead to a sacred object, nail going a certain body part pointing the spirit where the death should begin or cause death. Nailed to something like a tree or the shrine gate each night - the more the better, i think the usual peroid is a week, one daily.
I think you can be tried for attempted murder in japan for it but im not sure or at least an intent to murder.

The saint portrayed with a candle crown is almost certainly related to the tradition of the church waiting for the birth of Christ
In catholicism there are 4 candles and it is lit just before the altar, each candle for another week of the advent peroid, stacking with one extra each week until Christmas, symbolising 4000 years of the world since the beginning of the relation of God with humankind, waiting for a promised messiah. Each candle being a millenium.

She just seems to wear more than that.
I havent read much lives of saints, so I cant make out anything besides that.
The fact it is in december makes me very confident that this is the root.

"Hashihime is a lady, oni or a goddess who appears in legends about bridges. She is also called Uji no Hashihime.

She appears in many legends and has various aspects, but the two major ones are the 'Jealous Oni' encountered and killed by Minamoto no Tsuna at Ichijo Modori-bashi Bridge, and the 'Guardian kami of the bridge' enshrined in Hashihime-jinja Shrine near Uji-bashi Bridge.

The story can be summarized as follows:

During the reign of Emperor Saga (809-825), a daughter of a court noble who had become filled with envy shut herself away in Kibune-jinja Shrine, praying:

"O Great Myojin Kami of Kibune, please change me into a Kijin (oni goddess) while I am still alive." "I want to possess and kill a woman I envy." The Myojin God felt sorry and told her, "If you really want to become an oni, change your appearance and soak in the Uji-gawa River for 21 days."

After the woman returned to Heiankyo (the former name of Kyoto), she made five horns by separating her hair into five parts, she painted herself red by putting cinnabar on her face and red lead paint on her body, put a tetsuwa (a three-legged iron stand) upside down on her head, put lit torches on the three legs and put a torch burning at both ends into her mouth, making five fires in total. Late that night, she ran south on Yamato-oji Street, and those who saw her fell and died of shock at seeing such an oni-like figure. Then she soaked in the Uji-gawa river for 21 days and, as Kibune Daimyojin had said, she became an oni while she was still alive.
This is 'Uji no Hashihime.'

She killed the woman she envied, then the woman's relatives, the relatives of the woman's man, and finally just anybody."

>>127415
Pic rel is how the Uji-bashi bridge (Parsee's original bridge) looks like nowadays

>value is working on a new console it seems!
will it have portle 3?

yeah it might as they are hiring new game developers. So having Half life3 as an exclusive would make ppl buy it.

>yeah it might as they are hiring new game developers. So having Half life3 as an exclusive would make ppl buy it.
they should have hired me ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>127224
In that case hax0rz will release an official PC port of it liek after a week of the release date.

No lol, ofc it will be realsed on PC too. they just want to steal teh market share from Sony and Xbox.

oh shit!
*runs away*

>oh shit!
>*runs away*
GET BACK HERE ヽ(`Д´)ノ

hell nah! You will just cum on my pants!!!!

>You will just cum on my pants!!!!
WRONG! i will cum INSIDE!

>>127357
Why stop at that? You can cum inside and outside!

looks epic

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Very shiny

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Is this advertising a sperm bank?

IT'S OUTTA CONTROL!

>>127299
Safety first.

safety optional

>>127169
because most of the art pretty bad. Usually most hentai anime have lower quality than regular anime, or hentai static illust. The retro style works best when it's a high effort/talent product. I mean look at the tits/nipple/face OP posted. Doesn't feel ero at all

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>>127255
I think the tits are actually shaped pretty well. Not too big, and well shaded. Otherwise I kind of agree.

I watch a lot of early 2000's German piss movies. Shit's so hardcore and funny, it is unbeatable. I also have some Japanese stuff from that era, but it is hard to get.

By the way, all my pr0n clips are at least 6 y.o. (clips, guys, clips! not teh models), and many of them are 10-14 y.o.. Over the years I have collected some clips I found most erotic, and I keep watching them over and over again. Somehow never stuff doesn't appeal to me.

older IRL stuff is pretty good
hot women are still hot throughout history ヽ(´∇`)ノ

older drawn stuff is mostly worse though (´～`)
I am almost willing to say that ero art has never stopped getting better
a ton of the hentai shit I jacked it to in 2006 wouldn't have even been saved to disk if I saw it today, outside of nostalgia
even Japanese doujin productions were way less on model before
modern art workflows have helped immensely, along with nips discovering what pussy looks like due to western ero material （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
old circle anco pics have some of the worst looking manko I e ever seen (;´Д`)

>>127307
we are not in 2006 anymore grandpa get a grip gaddamnit

>we are not in 2006 anymore grandpa
LIES!!

>we are not in 2006 anymore
But it says so right there...

>>127329
>>127333
STOP! or I'll use the truth bomb

>>127333
HOLY KAMI-SAMA, TIME TRAVEL!