Off-Topic@Heyuri

what's a sigmund frued?

>>120762
Doctor whose prescription was doin' your mom.

VAGINAl Jesus - Back of the Bus

no...

some anon posted this song, thread got deleted before i got to thank him. i like this song
https://youtu.be/cJQF4InPqwI?si=1JnW1BbtpmWz9dNE

junk soup

>junk soup
junk!?

>>120716
clearly junk! the winner has won!

since it's made by a junk, it's a junk soup

>>120706
I'm not hungry enough to eat whatever that is.

>>120706
LET'S ALL WORSHIP THIS THING WHATEVER IT IS ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

I prefer Bob Dobbs...

>>120727
They fuck at the end

they see me rollin'
they hatin'

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

isnt that the mascot at dondoko island?

>>120713
OBJECTION!

it did stop.

>>120497
>>120673
These two posts are interesting enough they could be threads of their own, and yet not a single heyruizen responded to them. For shame, Heyuri!

>>120497
'american conquest', a game by some ukrainian studio around 2004, please respect it for being old and unusual to what we have today

i still play it once in a while, i think i recommended the game some year ago
you get to play as both sides of the american war of independence, pre-independence colonization by the british, spanish and french and their infighting about the new continent but you also get to play as indians in one campaign trail!
you also learn a bit of history too, but if you want to play and immerse yourself well you should have basic idea how each conflict in the new world went 1600-1800 ad, basic knowledge is enough, it also has some epic but stereotypical music
remember to put your troops inside of buildings NO EXCEPTIONS and your peasants can be stolen by enemy troops
it also has a complete map creation module, everything that exists within the game can be messed with in it!

>>120718
oh i mean it begins with pizzaro and cortes fucking up the inca and maya/mexica
ends around america being independent

>>120719
other indian tribes you both play as and exterminate are iriquois and sioux but there are also delaware that the state of delaware is named after and a few others

>>120721
sounds like ADVENTURE AND GENOCIDE

>>120671
>my wife is turning 18 in 13 years
13 years will go by too quickly

>>120674
these are the years you should cherish the most

whatever dude

I am 23

>>120671
mine is turning 13 in 18 years

nothing 2 do with bread but...

you mean you want to stab a girl or you want a girl to stab you?

>>120009
Both duh

>>119963
glory to general cho for winning the battle of blacksburg

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Your fortune: You have aids

Imagine the bacteria.

One time i was exploring an closed school / orphanage home(?) with some others. It had rooms for a lot of kids to live in. The old part was from the 1900s~ while extended around 1970~ and then got shut down. During this extension they added some sort of intercoms in each room to alarm guardians or something of this kind. While exploring during the day we found nothing at all to be wrong, nothing was on or running. That said, the school still had electric turned on but "abounded" or rather, not inn use for a long time.

While we explored the upper floors on the old part of the school, time went by and it got dark. At later - we decided to go back to the newer parts to explore again, and at this time we took notice that one of these intercoms was on and simply transmitting an empty signal of "white noise". Nothing else was heard. But whats kind of creepy is that none of us left each other side during this time and we didn't hear anything else before this.

Idk how it got turned on.

Another one is about my dead cat - which was sort of "murder" or put to sleep without me knowing it. She had two homes to live in, and one of her other "homes" decided to get rid of her.

This happened while i was around 6-7yo - I was chilling in my bed with a really fluffy thick blanket. And after awhile from no-where I could feel and see how tiny small steps was walking towards me on the blanket just as a cat would. Sadly this really scared me.

>>120482
>"do not be afraid of the world which will be suffering and going through strife... your mind should be focused on that which is higher, as that is your mission."
Yeah because God would tell you not to care about other peoples suffering and focus on your chunni fantasies instead
If only maho shoujo like Madoka followed this divine law.

>>120478
Alright then. These experiences are benign, weird or cool, or outright demonic. And to be honest, I'm not sure if I can share some of these experiences because they're very personal or they're very spooky.
First, the good. I had a vision back in 2021, of this naga miko who lectured me on respecting all life and nature. I also sometimes hear a woman's voice talking to me and advising me, saying stuff like "Don't be so hard on yourself", "Don't do that", "Be careful", or "I love you."
The weird stuff is usually dreams, usually about protecting or fugging lolis and hot monster girls, or sometimes experiencing alternate historical worlds. However, once I had a dream where I was lectured on nihilism. After wandering around some industrial areas and a carnival, this psychedelic music video played. Green miasmas shifted and moved, transforming from formless shapes into an eye, then the outline of a face and body and finally the full body itself. The music electronic and the lyrics, which I barely remember, were a spell: an attempt to cast out the nihilistic cancer in my soul.
The demonic, well, some of these are dreams but they're too "real" IMO to be dreams, like marching through Hell with Roman Legions and seeing demons with DMT faces, or encountering Satan and being asked to help eight different souls in Hell so they could be redeemed. There's been some sleep paralysis events involving pitch-black figures. I've also seen some shit in the waking world - shadows moving around, the walls creaking, phantom smells, non-physical sexual experiences, etc., but you really don't want to know about that.
I know there's a lot of dreams, but dreams are one of the main forms of spiritual communication.

>>120624
Sorry you lost your cat friend too soon anon.

I had a similar experience of feeling phantom paws walking on my bed at night, and when I looked there was no cat. My cats were still alive however, so I don't know what that was. Maybe it was the ghost of Pudding, who was my first cat I had when I was a toddler.

the thought of pooping into condoms and making love with each other's steaming hot turds while kissing and licking each other, then climaxing together and squirting all over each other

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>120665
This, but without the condoms.

a grown woman making faces... civilisation has failed...

>>120657
...
update of a girl into woman has failed? critical error?

>>120652
... I'm reinstalling XP-tan.

The real treasure was the incestual sodomy we had along the way.

this is probably what God does to his son (Jesus) everyday in heaven LOL

the treasure is in his ANUS