i was having an erotic dream, then i woke up, the end

>>120063
why do you tripfags have to come up with the most unoriginal name :closed eyes:

(LOL WARNED - unoriginal name "Anonymous")

>>120067
You have no idea who you are messing with, anonwaha.

WE. ARE. ANONYMOUS. WE. ARE. LEGION. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We have over 9000 PENISes, and they are all raping Heyuri mods. Expect us!!!

>You have no idea who you are messing with, anonwaha.
Nor do u, since that warning wasn't mine

>>120069
anonwaha? moar like PENIS stuck in my ass waha

>>120067
what a lively badmouthing kitten!!!

when i stay awake late at night i often hear very loud footsteps originating from the kitchen, i dont know what it could be as the people living on the floor beneath me have moved out ages ago

>>120093
it's me

>>120126
well stop it please

>>120062
I shitted myself in sleep, the end

>>120139
Shit demons Randy. Shit demons.

I met Todd Howard yesterday. He was stealing a lightbulb from a passage in my block of flats (I live in eastern europe). When he saw me he smugly said "no one's gonna believe you"

Today i woke up and opened this board on my phone (something i do every single day), but today i went to page 10-20 and realised i didn't remember or read most of these threads, despite going here multiple times a day... So i think that's quite scary...
（ ´,_ゝ`）

Also let me clarify that i'm not a full time phonefag, only in the mornings in bed, is that fine or have i been cursed already? Will i remember what i've done on this board or am i doomed to forget?

I browse Heyuri on a phone in bed all teh time, don't worry about it

>>120261
>>120260
Why? Just why? Get a netbook

>>120259
>>120260
>>120261
Browsing this site on a phone is ok as long as you're not actually posting from it

Posting from mai phone

>>120219
I don't believe you!

>>120259
I think you might just be getting early onset dementia. That is very scary though.

I have many stories about these paranormal things. Heyuri is just not the place to tell them.

I've deal with some real shit, Heyuri. But the only thing I can tell you guys is that I've seen UFOs, like fuckhueg UFOs.

>>120470
Do tell. Joke stories welcome too if it gives me a LOL.

>>120062
I've never had anything that I could call completely paranormal, but I've had weird thoughts and fantasies that seemed close to "visions" in that it felt like something very foreign "coming into" my mind rather than being thought up inside it. Of course, that could just be a delusion, but the most notable happened on US election night in 2016 when I was living on the west coast. Obviously it was very high-tension and politically tense. I was in my (very left-leaning) university's cafeteria for dinner at the time. I was reading the apocryphal books of the Bible at the time, and I believe it was 2 Maccabees I was reading (I'm not a Christian, but I was reading through it because I was studying comparative religion). In the midst of all the turmoil I thought of Madoka from Madoka Magica in my head, reaching her hand down to me from a pure white heaven. She told me, more in feelings than in words, "do not be afraid of the world which will be suffering and going through strife... your mind should be focused on that which is higher, as that is your mission."

Message from a god maybe?

>>120482
> In the midst of all the turmoil I thought of Madoka from Madoka Magica in my head, reaching her hand down to me from a pure white heaven.
ANONYMOUS IS THE MESSENGER OF MADOKA

And the Lord said: "Being meguca is suffering"

>>120613
homura cannot drop attachment to madoka and get liberated by dropping her, stuck in an endless cycle of the same dukkha

>>120482
have you considered stop worshiping anime girls and accepting our only true savior jesus christ?

One time i was exploring an closed school / orphanage home(?) with some others. It had rooms for a lot of kids to live in. The old part was from the 1900s~ while extended around 1970~ and then got shut down. During this extension they added some sort of intercoms in each room to alarm guardians or something of this kind. While exploring during the day we found nothing at all to be wrong, nothing was on or running. That said, the school still had electric turned on but "abounded" or rather, not inn use for a long time.

While we explored the upper floors on the old part of the school, time went by and it got dark. At later - we decided to go back to the newer parts to explore again, and at this time we took notice that one of these intercoms was on and simply transmitting an empty signal of "white noise". Nothing else was heard. But whats kind of creepy is that none of us left each other side during this time and we didn't hear anything else before this.

Idk how it got turned on.

Another one is about my dead cat - which was sort of "murder" or put to sleep without me knowing it. She had two homes to live in, and one of her other "homes" decided to get rid of her.

This happened while i was around 6-7yo - I was chilling in my bed with a really fluffy thick blanket. And after awhile from no-where I could feel and see how tiny small steps was walking towards me on the blanket just as a cat would. Sadly this really scared me.

>>120482
>"do not be afraid of the world which will be suffering and going through strife... your mind should be focused on that which is higher, as that is your mission."
Yeah because God would tell you not to care about other peoples suffering and focus on your chunni fantasies instead
If only maho shoujo like Madoka followed this divine law.

>>120478
Alright then. These experiences are benign, weird or cool, or outright demonic. And to be honest, I'm not sure if I can share some of these experiences because they're very personal or they're very spooky.
First, the good. I had a vision back in 2021, of this naga miko who lectured me on respecting all life and nature. I also sometimes hear a woman's voice talking to me and advising me, saying stuff like "Don't be so hard on yourself", "Don't do that", "Be careful", or "I love you."
The weird stuff is usually dreams, usually about protecting or fugging lolis and hot monster girls, or sometimes experiencing alternate historical worlds. However, once I had a dream where I was lectured on nihilism. After wandering around some industrial areas and a carnival, this psychedelic music video played. Green miasmas shifted and moved, transforming from formless shapes into an eye, then the outline of a face and body and finally the full body itself. The music electronic and the lyrics, which I barely remember, were a spell: an attempt to cast out the nihilistic cancer in my soul.
The demonic, well, some of these are dreams but they're too "real" IMO to be dreams, like marching through Hell with Roman Legions and seeing demons with DMT faces, or encountering Satan and being asked to help eight different souls in Hell so they could be redeemed. There's been some sleep paralysis events involving pitch-black figures. I've also seen some shit in the waking world - shadows moving around, the walls creaking, phantom smells, non-physical sexual experiences, etc., but you really don't want to know about that.
I know there's a lot of dreams, but dreams are one of the main forms of spiritual communication.

>>120624
Sorry you lost your cat friend too soon anon.

I had a similar experience of feeling phantom paws walking on my bed at night, and when I looked there was no cat. My cats were still alive however, so I don't know what that was. Maybe it was the ghost of Pudding, who was my first cat I had when I was a toddler.