my microsoft smartshower blue screened and so did the toilet and i cant get out of my house to find another toilet because the microsoft security system won't open the doors so now im laying in a pile of microshit and piss and cant even wash it off and my smartfridge wont open so now i'm starving too and my microsoft smartcomputer doesn't work but at least the web browser on my old PS3 works

I've been showering multiple times a week lately. It's too time and energy consuming

>>111650
the truth is that your microsoft house turned against you! it isn't a bug, it's teh intended purpose!
(;ﾟДﾟ)

I liek taking a shower, I liek teh warmth, it gives me a short moment to think.

stop lying you satanic bastard.

posting in the shower ヽ(*´∇`*)ノ
let the clean renew you!