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evar wonder how 2 maek chocolate cakey? well you are in luck becase through lomng hours of experimentation i haev invented a new recipe. it was a long process full of long sleepless nights trying slightly different combinations of shi-- toppings. So here is the recipe...


STEP 1.FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT MAKING CAKE, CHOCOLATE CAKE OR EVEN COOKING AS A WHOLE! (except operating a oven)
STEP 2. get loli, if one is not immediately available then abduct one. specific age doesn't matter as long as they haev a virgin loli body
STEP 3. get human shit, this will be important later. Get medium soft shit, runny shit is yucky and not of much use. Get rock-hard shit for extra decrative toppings / cake decoration
STEP 4. CAKE POWDER. it should be at your store.
STEP 5. aquire milk cockolate. should b ez to get.

NOW COOKING BEGINS biggrin

STEP 6. put a large 1m radius bowl and pour it all into the bowl.
STEP 7. pour one jar of (fresh) milf milk into the bowl.
STEP 8. drizzle loli love juices into the mixture, it will increase sweetness in the final product.
STEP 9. MIX IT ALL
STEP 10. puit the bowl into a oven, at a temperature of around 300 degres celcius for around 30 minutes,.

TIEM 4 ICING happy

STEP 11. get another mixing bowl
STEP 12. put the full block of chocolate into it. make sure to fondle it so it's soft.
STEP 13. NOW THE FUN PART... put all the shit in.
STEP 14. If it doesn't get "soft" enough like icing then put more love juices in to make it more runny which will work better as icing.
STEP 15.if you waited 30 miunutes already then take teh bowl out of oven, tip it over so you get the cake out, the cakey should be round like a supple ass... banana

FINAL PART dance2

STEP 16. slather the whole thing in the shit-icing with a spatula or whatever. Use your hands if you can be bothered...
STEP 17 (optional). put the hard shit stools on it around in a circle on the top.
STEP 18. ???
STEP 19. sell it for profit


If you haewv any suggestions for the recipe then please contribute... it feels too bland still, not enough flavbour... closed-eyes it shall be improved until it reaches objective perfection. Kami-sama will enjoy it by then.
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>>109570
burned hair drool
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>>109570
>Did i do it right?
looks good, but what is teh blood on the right?
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>>109607
Oh, i guess she's not a virgin anymore, did i fuck it up?
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>>109609
>Oh, i guess she's not a virgin anymore, did i fuck it up?
unless you liek your cakey being sour then you'll have to find another little girl
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lolicons would enjoy eating that kind of cake but would lolis?

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it is tiem to draw a circle first try... with teh mouse. NO CIRCLE TOOL OR ELSE YOU'RE A HAX0R. Picrel is mai attempt, possibly the best circle evar drawn. cool
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My coordination is fucked to shit and I got this
nyowned
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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finally home, see example
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yu is pretty bad but is fun
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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astonish
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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LOL xd

Lounge@Heyuri
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(hey, the other thread is still running!)
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>>11630

I only made this thread with the intent that nobody would reply, plus making it a funny joke! (It's a one word story that's literally one word...)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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do you prefer hot or cold weather? (´人`)
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i like when it is chilly, but not cold to where it's a pain in the ass to go outside without freezing my balls off. i feel the same about the heat, because the heat brings the bugs and also sleeping with a blanket on makes me a bit too warm, even a sheet if it's really warm out (i much prefer to have something on me when i sleep so i tough it out but sometimes it makes my sleep quality suffer).

if forced to choose between one extreme or the other though, i would choose hot because it's easier to explore in hot weather than in cold.
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>>109408
I am incredibly glad I live in a place that doesn't have tiny-ass bugs everywhere. It has been a while since I've seen a fly in my house.

>>109123
I grew up in a cold weather climate but now I live in the land of heat and do not particularly want to go back north.
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Cold all the wae! The sun harms me and heat makes me sick, but it's weird to go out with an umbrella under the sun...
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>>109507
it isn't that weird
some places, you just fucking have to, it's hot

honestly, I wear a light jacket to keep the sun off of me
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=109316

this tread is complitly about polatics witch were banned on heyuri a few yeres ago. its not alowed on heyuri. i dont like it ether. he must be banned or permabanned. i shold be mod so i can do it myself.

(USER GOT LOST IN THE WRONG BOARD AND NEEDS HIS MOMMY TO PICK HIM UP)
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nobody here is talking about politics
just a little gay nigger jew hating

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I've been playing Puyo Puyo 2 and Dig Dug 2.

I'm finally starting to be able to make decent combos in PP2, like 4-5 chains.
I need more practice.

Dig Dug 2 never gets talked about even though it's great.
You have to sink the land into the sea to send the monsters into the abyss (which also gives you more points vs inflating them). Very strategic, very fun. I do wish it was easier to identify where grid tiles were sometimes, since you still have grid-aligned Dig Dug movement...
I can make it up to stage 12 so far.
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I set up for my little brother a 2009 laptop running Windows XP miniOS. Installed the internet drivers, downloaded a browser and installed Plants Vs Zombies while at it. Been having a blast seeing him make the most irrational decisions possible and still managing to win somehow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_1Uy69p6rE

God, I wish I could be this good. Their stacking patterns are super weird, just these huge, but still very freeform looking combos.
This is one of my absolute favorite pieces of tournament footage in any game.
It's so cool. cool

I'm still grinding out PP2 to get better but boy, this doesn't merely feel out of reach, this feels like it's in another galaxy. Alien superminds battling for supremacy, rather than mortal men of Earth.
cry
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test2

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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this kind of unawareness will lead chi to getting raep one day...
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>>977
>but then 952-san will save her from the clutches of organized crime
after all that we get to haev over 9000 children together nyaoo-closedeyes
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>>978
that would require 6750 years glare
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>>980
not with artificial wombs
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>>980
so with teh power of magic and technology i will be able to successfully father all those children with chi? drool
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the quick way: shoot your sperm in a test tube, extract and clone thousands of Chi eggs and grow thousands of babies in artificial wombs

the right way: use the artificial wombs to make thousands of clones of Chi, wait 12 years then get to work impregnating them all naturally

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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images, gif, videos, etc
anyone is welcome to contribute but in this thread, this will be my personalize dumpster.
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[Chiguchi Miri] Ikenai Koto kamo... | Maybe Fucking Kids is Wrong? [English] [Learn JP With H + Team Rabu2] [Decensored] [Digital]

https://exhentai.org/g/2931352/67d5f6a2d1
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(C103) [Kereno Teikoku (Kereno)] Tama ni wa Pedo mo Ii yo ne | It's OK being a Pedophile (Sometimes) [English] [Team Rabu2] [Decensored]

https://exhentai.org/g/2952781/5c1b73fb75
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these titles are so absurd lol
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>17629
this one's great..... perfect age ^_^

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Did Heyuri get attacked by IRUYEH? dizzy
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Unrelated, but, checking the damage on the other boards, I just noticed there is an /l/ board.

Was this always here? Sorry for sounding retarded, but I always visit /b/ and never really paid attention to any other board.
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>>109304
/a/, /c/, /h/ and /l/ were just added a few days ago
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>>109295
The only way to win is to cum even harder. Official Heyuri war orgy is scheduled for 11 PM.
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>>109306
i will participate only if there are cute female heyurizen (lolis ok)
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>>109305
Why are they not listed as news in the blotter?

2D Ero@Heyuri
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The original Hentai!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Lounge@Heyuri
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  /・・ |
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┌ ̄ ̄│ ̄ ̄┐
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Just Kidding, It's Bart!
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bort is a special boy...
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you lied to me!!!
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SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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this is probably a known thing but not all boards are listed on the homepage
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OP, empty your cache. ❗
I had a lot of weirdness like that happen because of stale cache items.
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ctrl f5
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it worked... after i enabled javascript...
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Seems I forgot updating the non-JS menu sweat
Should be fixed now
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>>67028
do better next time
we are all watching your performance glare

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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nyo
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>nyo
wut kind of gibberish is this!? it's not part of teh language!! are you a alien?
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there are some official digi charat songs where the characters forget to make their special sound at the end of the lines. astonish
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eh wai!?
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i second this nyu!
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nyu

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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i haven't watched doremi cool
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you should fix that, it's great fun (except when it's like, deadly serious in a way that feels way too surprising for a show that is otherwise extremely fun and silly and goofy also what the FUCK, who let Naisho 12 happen, imagine bringing this home to your kid and coming back to them bawling their face off)
it is kind of long (seasons are all like 50eps, then there's the OVA season, Naisho) but it's worth it
you should probably watch Dokka~n after Naisho too
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It has about 215 episodes and 2 movies and I still want more. There isn't nearly enough anime about preteen lolis.
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do it!!! ^_^

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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wow, there's slightly less lolicon than i remembered! is this because they added /l/??
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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doesn't that sitting position hurt? sweat2
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>>109110
No. But it might be tiring if you can't balance properly.
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doing the squat totally hurts if you aren't used to it
I need to train my squat power
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What really hurts me is sitting on my knees I don't know how people do that
...cry
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>>109426
Seiza takes practice. If you want to learn to do it just do it for a minute every day.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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So what's the sitch, Heyuri?
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edging rn

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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brilliant
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>>66956
nothing that a little of database twiddling can't fix wink
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>>66957
nevermind it can't be done now
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This is why automatic deletion of old threads was a bad idea dark
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>>66959
Thankfully it was only enabled on O-T and no other boards
I told kaguya to disable it when i figured out it was enabled but that was long ago
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looks like the latest flood attempt failed with only one thread created per board

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