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No.2131 [Reply]
how
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No.2133
There's a bunch of old versions of flash professional with serial keys in https://animatearchive.neocities.org
piracy wins again! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.2134
u have your answer already, but you could also lern it from https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Flash
Read the wiki articles pls, even if you don't plan on contributing
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No.2136
hey good links. Since they're old, will they let me scan drawings in and combine them together? That's how they used to do it back in the day isn't it?
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No.2140
>That's how they used to do it back in the day isn't it?
If you're talking about animations or games, teh l33t Flash makers would generally either use a drawing tablet or import assets made in Illustrator/Photoshop, while n00bs drew everything in Flash itself using a mouse

You can totally import images and videos though
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No.2106 [Reply]
This is a subtle tendency, so it will be hard to describe, but have you ever noticed the way that the Net has descended into endless flattery? Basically, have you ever noticed how much everyone is sucking up to each other? It seems like before, in an earlier era, people said what they felt pretty shortly and directly, and most of all confidently, without seeming to have taken others opinions into account before hand.

Nowadays a lot of internet posting seems to lumber around unsure of itself, afraid to be too harsh, too judgemental, or too definite at all. If you try and speak with authority you get cut down for being too strident. People are in a constant struggle to not "seem pretentious". The only exception seems to be for a few non-negotiable acceptable targets,like pedophiles. You can give whatever strident opinions you want in that case.

Basically, a person can no longer say a plain and simple "this sucks". If they say anything at all it's "I don't really like it" or something milquetoast like that. I think the greatest barometer of this shift is the reaction to various elements of the 2000s.You remember right? Nu Metal sucked , reality shows were awful, the music was garbage. People hated the celebrities back then, like Nickelback or Paris Hilton. Now, all of a sudden, all that stuff was just 'misunderstood' and no one can remember why they hated it. They speak with a certain horror about the times when people admitted that shitty things were shitty...
People wonder why Nickelback got hate, people wonder why that crappy Spiderman movie from '07 got hate, and Paris Hilton... It's so weird. I actually remember this weird trend of people mentioning her on Twitter and apologizing for thinking ill of her back in the day--how much of a suck-up can you be??(;´Д`)

Yes, I think music is where this shift is felt most strongly. You can't say ANYTHING about music without a caveat or a concession anymore. I remember watching this old movie, and in one scene, a guy is playing some music, but his buddy rips the album out of the music player and says "You shouldn't listen to this crap--it'll make you sterile." Very brief, very authoritative, with no caveats or concessions---EVERYONE used to talk about music like that.Everyone used to talk about ANYTHING they had an opinion about like that.

I'd say this is just another vagary of the mainstreaming and corporatization of the net; the Net is in use by everyone now, even the most intellectually fragile, who think a negative opinion is like a forcible enema.In a way it's instated this banal sort of 'polite society' where you're not allowed to ruffle any feathers by calling shit shit-- unless everyone else is already doing it.(´ー`)
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No.2107
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's just the influence of moderation, and people actually caring about moderation because there's this idea (accurate in some spaces) that it'll reflect on their lives and the things they actually value.
You can go into any lobby on the planet that people don't care about what the owners of think and immediately get the strings of vulgarity from the good ol days.
>In a way it's instated this banal sort of 'polite society' where you're not allowed to ruffle any feathers by calling shit shit-- unless everyone else is already doing it
But that's already how it was. The precedent assumption was that everyone already was calling everything shit; people were too cool to like things, now they're too cool to hate things. Same shit, different day, like christian housewives and their bluehaired daughters.
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No.2108
Plenty of people speak with authority on the net today, but it's either on places like this where there's few people around and no accountability, or it's some ret0rd keyboard warrior on twitter (´∇`)

On places like twitter, youtube, etc., there's also a lot of algorithms now that push overly negative comments to the bottom (or hide them entirely), and promote overly positive comments to the top. Take a look at how many of the top comments are all kissing the uploader's ass in a very unnatural fashion next time you watch a youtube video, it's crazy (´∇`)
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No.2109
mob culture; you go against the mob, you go down.
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No.2139
It's not that you aren't allowed to call something shit. What people find to be shit changes overtime with society and the culture. In the 2000s it was Nickelback Paris Hilton and Emo and Scene kids but nowadays people look back on those things and think they weren't that bad and today it is Tik Tok influencers Gacha kids and snowflakes, and overtime people will hate something different in like 2030.
Lounge@Heyuri
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No.2132 [Reply]
Good song by Run Nigger Run.( ´ω`)
Lounge@Heyuri
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No.2121 [Reply]
I made a small script for scraping links to flashes from archives and I need some good archives for that.
I only tried scraping links from 4plebs's /f/ which works perfectly, but it only started saving stuff since 2014 which pretty late...
I thought about scraping from swfchan already but it's slow as fuck and 99% of the time you need to solve a captcha ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.2122
There's https://dagobah.net/ which goes back to about Nov 2004, and you can also find the URLs to the raw SWFs on Newgrounds by inspecting the ruffle container

You could also try asking on swfchan's discussion board http://boards.swfchan.net/disc.shtml - there's a thread from last year about archiving/dumping http://boards.swfchan.net/24078/
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No.2123
>http://boards.swfchan.net/disc.shtml
Aah, I made a thread there for something but forgot to check after few days and missed the reply afterwards (;´Д`)

OP, you could search archives for mentions of flash dumps if it's just the old SWF files you're looking for and not discussions.
I found https://archived.moe/t/thread/984953 but didn't check if there is any seeder left.
Lounge@Heyuri
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No.1514 [Reply]
I've been upgrading my XP machine lately, so let's talk about PC games from 2000-2006! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Some of my favorites from back in the day include Max Payne 1+2, Mafia, Splinter Cell 1-3, MoH:AA, Hitman 2-4, Doom 3, Far Cry, HL2, F.E.A.R., and Tomb Raider Legend

Those were all games I played around the time they came out, and I've replayed some of them a bajillion times, but there's still a HUEG number of games from that era I haven't played. Right now I'm playing The Operative: No One Lives Forever for the first time, and... well it's OK, but so far I don't think its as good as the others I mentioned (^^;ﾜﾗ
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No.2082
Played and completed NOLF 2 - it was OK, but the story wasn't as interesting as the first game, and the stealth sections seemed like not much thought was put into them (;´Д`)

Cate Archer is way sexier in this game though, and the female ninja enemies are teh cute ( ´ω`)
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No.2100
I just completed BloodRayne, which I've been wanting to play ever since seeing it gaming mags years ago (for two very obvious reasons!)

It's a very corny-but-fun vampire action game with tons of gore, AWESOEM bewbs, and state-of-the-art jiggle physix. It's definitely no masterpiece, but I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. It always kept things from getting too boring or repetitive by suddenly surprising you with new things - liek the section where you're suddenly piloting a freaking nazi mech and battling against other nazi mechs (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Seriously though, bewb lovers must play this game. The blonde nazi boss chick's rack in particular was MAGNIFICENT, and you can totally catch a glimpse of her nipples when she's at certain angles (´￢｀)
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No.2102
Im suprised nobody talked about Quake III on this thread, Q3A still has a living community these days. This game in particular has a really addicting gameplay both in singleplayer and multiplayer.

If you want to play online nowadays, there is a certain server where players from all kind of skill levels play on a server called quake 3 retro or something like that, I'd suggest anyone to go on that server because most servers have fake numbers in them ヽ(`Д´)ノ and it's kinda deceiving.
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No.2103
>Im suprised nobody talked about Quake III on this thread
That's cuz this thread has mostly been me posting to myself and I, and other than MoH:AA I was never that into online games (^^;

Other than Quake II on PS1 (which a friend lent to me for a few days), I never played a Quake game until Quake Live around 2010/2011 (which as far as I'm aware was basically Quake III in a web browser). Besides the marvel of playing a freaking FPS in a web browser, it didn't entertain me for very long (;´Д`)
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No.2115
I ended up playing and completing BloodRayne 2...

It's a very mediocre game that could have been great, but is massively held back by poorly-thought out combat (that isn't even as fun as the first game's), bizarre PC controls that were obviously meant for a controller, way too many "the only way to win is to cheese" boss battles, and a very buggy implementation of Prince of Persia-style acrobatics that flings you off in the wrong direction 50% of the time (;´Д`)

Teh grafix are definitely a big upgrade on the first game, but even though there were moar hawt chicks this time around, I didn't obtain as much b0ner (´～`)

Overall there were a few moments of greatness, but it was mostly a slog to get through - at times it was just plain painful, and made you want to shoot the developers (;´Д`)
Lounge@Heyuri
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No.2111 [Reply]
they make me mad
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No.2112
Dirty bastard faggots! Why the hell don't they watch anime?? GRRRRヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.2113
Not all otaku are aniota ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.2114
>>2112
they mock us for watching the superior medium of entertainmentヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.2086 [Reply]
In the 90s TV shows and Entertainment started doing this 'self-aware', 'subversive' thing. Basically, every character had to be witty, pop culturally aware, and good at psycho-analysing themselves with loads of big words.

Entertainment had to be self aware--on some level it had to realize it was entertainment. It had to realize it was entertainment and that it was contributing to the rotting of the masses brains via too much TV.(All those TV shows back in the day that ironically told you to watch less TV--I'll bet there was a joke like that on every episode of The Simpsons...)

The self-awareness led to strange trends; a make-believe rejection of corporate culture, a witty (so they thought) skewering of pop culture tropes, a grand, tongue-in-cheek recognition of the 'era' they lived in as being much different from any other, ("C'mon! It's the '90s!"-watch a few things from the era and see how often you run into that phrase, or something like it).

"Pop Culture" became something people were actually aware of-- and something they turned on its head at every chance. Exploitation Movies were recognized as "Exploitation Movies", and after that the genre collapsed.

The creator of Buffy The Vampire Slayer said he created it to subvert common horror tropes, such as the one of "the blonde cheerleader always dies" but soon enough no one could remember any movie where "the blonde cheerleader dies". The creators of The Simpsons created it to subvert the typical family sitcom--and now no one knows what a family sitcom looks like played straight. In the movie Clerks, the two clerks, Damien and Randall spend a whole scene discussing Star Wars. Only once the 90s started could a director give screentime to something so banal as discussing someone else's movie.

The basic principle was that originality had been all used up: culture was entirely self-conscious, quoting itself, recycling itself, mocking itself, inverting itself, doing anything but believing in itself. In a perfect world this would have just been a short phase--but the truth is, the 90s never ended.

Sincerity never reasserted itself. We moved on from the early 90s to the late 90s.We moved from the late 90s to the later 90s.We moved from the later 90s onto the latest 90s, and that awful decade, the 1990s,kept twisting itself on and on so that it might keep surviving in some grotesque form.

Basically I don't think the 20th Century ever ended... That guy who said history ended in 1989 was right I think.ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.2087
It's my undeniable right as a man of the 90s to quench my thirst in my own way:

I WANT A BOKU!!!
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No.2091
the 90's is that one jellyfish that is immortal?
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No.2090
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No.2085 [Reply]
In a song called "Ships," the Soviet Union's greatest songwriter
Vladimir Vysotsky stated, "I have no trust in fate, in myself even
less faith." This statement poses a profound challenge to much
contemporary thought in psychology.

According to contemporary psychology, self-faith (or self-esteem) is a
prerequisite for a successful existence. According to this thought,
Vysotsky should have been a complete loser. And yet he was one of the
most successful singers and songwriters in all of history. How can
this be?

Well it turns out that there is a very obvious reason why this can be.
Self-faith and self-esteem are far from the only powers out there.
Vystosky has been described by many people as being "the soul of
Russia." What this means in real-world terms is that he felt what the
people of Russia were feeling and giving these feelings expression.
People love those who articulate what they themselves feel, especially
the feelings that they themselves either don't know how to, or are not
allowed to, express. People love an empath, especially a vocal empath.
So that even someone like Eminem, who expresses the ugliest of
feelings, gets a huge following by tapping into what people are
feeling and expressing it for them.

With Vysotsky, the feelings that he was expressing ranged across the
board of Russian society. He had songs about people fighting in Second
World War; about lovers; about prisoners; about drunks; even about
mental patients. And because of the vast emotional effort that he had
put into feeling and then expressing what others were feeling, his own
feelings were so enmeshed with those of others that, even when he was
only expressing himself - as he did in "Ships" - his feelings still
spoke to those of his audience.

In America, the artists are taught to express their own feelings. This
advice, I have found, is counterproductive. It gets the artistic types
accused of self-absorption even as it fails to develop their ability
to speak to the rest of the world. The vast success of Vysotsky, and
the lack of interest that many people in America have for the arts,
show just how counter-productive this stance has been.

But there is something even more profound in this matter. Faith is by
definition in things that are outside of what it is that believes.
When one is in touch with something that is more profound than one's
self - as was Vysotsky with the feelings of Russian people - then one
does not need to have faith in oneself; indeed one does not need to
have faith period. One is already in touch with a vast and powerful
presence that extends far beyond oneself. And that is a source of far
greater wisdom and far greater power than is self-belief.

Instead of teaching people to look within, it is far more effective to
teach them to look outside of themselves - at other people, at nature,
at other cultures than their own. The success of Vysotsky far exceeds
that of any self-esteeming yuppie, and there is a very good reason for
that. He was in touch with something much deeper than his immediate
self, and he put words to it. And it is for this reason that his songs
are still being listened to all over Russia even 42 years after his
death.
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https://img.heyuri.net/archive_jp/
https://img.heyuri.net/archive_a/
https://img.heyuri.net/archive_c/
https://img.heyuri.net/archive_h/
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No.60891
*Ahem*
https://archive.fka.cx/arhiva/heyuri.net/orz/b/
ph34r
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No.61796
I wish /jp/ and /a/ would come back again cry
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Vintage faganon! biggrin

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All the fuuka and .cx sites have been dead for ages cry
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No.61798
actually, theres several thousand archived threads from 2021, but theres alot of CP in it since they were never archived. One day, when its cleaned out, we can release it to the public.
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I volunteer to clean out the CP
Lounge@Heyuri
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No.2050 [Reply]
You're just the sucker.(´ー`)
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No.2051
Posting in a joke-san thread ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.2081
My Archaeologist friend isn't doing so hot; his career is in ruins.
Lounge@Heyuri
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No.1986 [Reply]
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No.2074
>>2055

Anon, you are ON POINT with this one. This sounds exactly like a 4 year old's youtube comment 
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No.2075
kagy is an oppressive ruler
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No.2076
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No.2077
>kagy is an oppressive ruler
You should have been here during W.T. k♡♡z's prime - nothing could escape teh B&! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.2078
All hail Kaguya, our lord and emperor!
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No.1979 [Reply]
A perfect wife is a mute nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store, and a
perfect husband is a guy with a seven inch tongue that can breath
through his ears.
And them 2 together? will be the perfect couple!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.2067
A perfect wife is your mom
A perfect husband is me
And them 2 together? will be the perfect couple!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.2068
A perfect wife is a cute imouto that owns a randoseru,
and a perfect husband is her oniisan with a seven inch penis that can please her for years
And them 2 together? will be the perfect couple!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.2058 [Reply]
i hate the internet ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.2061
(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
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No.2062
ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノSHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE YOU GODDAMNED BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER I RAPED YOUR MOM YOU GODDAMNED BLOWSY SLUT YOU GODDAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT I OUGHTA GODDAMNED THROTTLE YOU YOU GODDAMNED SCUM SUCKING RETARD I OUGHTA GODDAMNED WRING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING USELESS NECK YOU GODDAMNED INBRED MONGREL I OUGHTA GODDAMNED KILL YOUR GODDAMNED RETARD FAMILY YOU SHITBRAINED HALFWIT REPROBATE I OUGHTA GODDAMNED LET YOU KNOW YOUR MOTHER WAS A GODDAMNED FUCKIN WHORE YOU KNOW THAT I OUGHTA GODDAMNED LET YOU KNOW THAT THE GODDAMNED FUCKIN DOCTOR SAID THAT SHE SHOULDA HAD A GODDAMNED FUCKIN ABORTION YOU KNOW THAT BUT SHE DIDN'T GODDAMNED FUCKIN DO IT SO NOW IT'S UP TO GODDAMNED FUCKIN ME TO FINISH THE GODDAMNED FUCKIN JOB THAT SHE GODDAMNED FUCKIN LEFT FOR US IT'S UP TO GODDAMNED FUCKIN ME AND I SWEAR TO GODDAMNED FUCKING GOD WHEN I GODDAMNED FUCKIN FIND YOU I'LL SHOVE MY GODDAMNED FUCKIN DICK DOWN YOUR GODDAMNED FUCKIN THROAT AND YOU'LL GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING LIKE IT YOU GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKIN GAY ASS LITTLE FUCKIN BITCH YOU'LL GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING LIKE IT YOU GODDAMNED ADDLEPATED RETARD-BRAINED DAMNED TO HELL METAMORPHOSISING GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING NERFHERDER YOU'LL GODDAMNED FUCKIN LIKE IT YOU GODDAMNED FUCK SUCKING SCUM FUCKER YOU'LL GODDAMNED SURE AS SHIT MOTHERFUCKING LIKE IT YOU GODDAMNED BASHI BAZOUK YOU REALLY GODDAMNED WILL BE GODDAMNED BEGGING FOR GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING MORE YOU GODDAMNED FUCKING FAGGOT FUCKER I'LL GODDAMNED RIP YOUR FATHER'S GODDAMNED BRAINS OUT AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN CALL THE GODDAMNED GAY ASS FUCKIN POLICE AND WHEN THEY GODDAMNED GET THERE I'LL STOMP THEM DOWN WITH TEN THOUSAND POUNDS OF GODDAMNED PRESSURE TEN THOUSAND POUNDS OF GODDAMNED RAGE AND TEN THOUSAND POUNDS OF GODDAMNED SLUDGE FROM NEW YORK AND NEW JERSEY I REALLY GODDAMNED FUCKIN WILL DON'T GODDAMNED FUCK WITH ME CAUSE YOU KNOW GODDAMNED FUCKING WHAT I KEEP MY GODDAMNED FUCKIN WORD YOU GODDAMNED FUCKIN MOTHERFUCKER STERILE ASS GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.2064
*internet asplodes*
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No.2065
(;´Д`)
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No.2066
self hate and loathing!!!!!!!!(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
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No.1885 [Reply]
Once a man had a wife from Himeji, and a neighbor named Kad. Kad said
"Matthew,, I live in Kansai and realy want to fucknig kill this man's
wife because I hate himeji nips" and I said "Let me help you".
So, I filled the husband and wifes drinks with a drug that caused them
to faint. And I tied them up. I wanted the man to see his wife
murdered, mercilessly, as I fucked her and ate her alive, the stupid
bitch. I was here to cause pain, to cause terror, to get my rocks
off.


I tore the bitches clothes off and grabbed her tits, but not before
shoving a knife up her cunt, and twisting it, jerking blood out of the
cunt, and digging in to the bleeding labia shreds with my fingernails.
When she cried, I gouged an eyball, and devoured it. The husband
(we'll call Jim) was crying, yelling curses acting as if his cruel
fate were my fault. Nah, this scumbag had it coming.

I cut her skull open and ate that dumb bitch's brains, devouring the
blood around the edges. Then I poured gasoline on her and burned her.
Guess who I was gonig to make eat the ashes.


I told him I knew where a young relative of his was, I had a friend
who captured him,and even had the man talk to him on my cell phone,
and told him a cruel fate awaited the boy had he not obeyed my
commands. SO he ate the wifesd ashes and left over chunks, crying his
eyes in terror at every bit.


I'm too lazy to write anymore so someone else continue the story（ ’～’）
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No.1888
once upon a time i was a cute japanese school girl
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No.1890
>once upon a time i was a cute japanese school girl
(we'll call Jim)
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No.2057
This is beautiful thank you for this
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No.2063
Jim was actually a man
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Lounge@Heyuri
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No.1975 [Reply]
I'm a girl will someone please talk to me（ ’～’）
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No.2017
hi girl im also a girl ( ´ω`)
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No.2019
3P sex with these girls ヽ(´∇｀)ノ
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No.2022
There are enough Heyuri girls to simultaneously peg anon aboves pooper and mouth... Lucky bastard (´￢`)
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No.2031
Reverse spitroast with Heyuri girls, what a time to be alive ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.2056
>>2017
i love you( ´ω`)
Lounge@Heyuri
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No.2046 [Reply]
the year your get is is the year you will peak in life
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No.2048
2048
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No.2049
Hopefully, by then I wont be a wrinkly airbag （ ’～’）
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No.2052
plz good get
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No.61757 [Reply]
is it me or does it feel like the sites quality is going into decline
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No.61758
I don't feel a change. unsure
Maybe the kind of threads we have been getting recently fall more on srs discussion side rather than goofy weeb threads, but you can easily change that yourself by making sum threads you want to see on /b/ if that's what bothers you
If it's something else, tell what's the issue
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No.61759
How so,OP?
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Heyuri was never a "high quality" website, even during "teh golden age" - it was a "fun on teh interwebz" website with a friendly/lighthearted atmosphere and a relatively high level of activity and OC output for its size

And in that regard, I think Heyuri has been pretty great lately - especially compared to the various dark ages we've been through over the past 2 years sweat2
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No.61761
just u
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No.61785
>Heyuri was never a "high quality" website, even during "teh golden age" - it was a "fun on teh interwebz" website with a friendly/lighthearted atmosphere and a relatively high level of activity and OC output for its size

61760-san is right.When I first discovered Heyuri I came with all these lam0r pretentions about making Heyuri a 'quality' site.I gradually realized that the only thing Heyuri is really trying to do is recapture the turn of the millenium internet experience--which means free-wheeling fun,without any pretentions about making a 'great' site. Do you think they were trying to make a 'quality' site back on 4chan in 2003? No! They were too busy having fun on teh internetz!!!biggrin
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No.61778 [Reply]
is there a wishlist of board and stuff to add to heyuri?
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No.61780
/all/'s absence is the main reason why we had to cut our imageboards down to just /b/ and /q/ - otherwise we end up spreading ourselves too thin and the overall site activity level tanks dark
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No.61781
>>61778
I can't think of any additions that wouldn't spread the site too thin with it's current userbase.dark
Alls I think we should focus on now is getting MOAR USERS!!!I'm rather optimistic in that case./b/ and /sw/ are nice and busy and I see a lot of "my first heyuri!!!" over on lounge.Only, I wonder where the word is spreading. Could those anons who were proposing we advertise on Eurodance music videos onto something??astonish
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No.61782
I'd liek board links on the HHS sidebar, or at least a link to www.heyuri.net on the front page - navigating back here after visiting several wiki pages is a bit of a chore sweat2
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No.61783
>>61781
>Only, I wonder where the word is spreading
Word of mouth, my friend! It is how I found this place as well.
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No.61784
Thx for adding board links to teh wiki kaguya-san biggrin
Lounge@Heyuri
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No.2028 [Reply]
I like this place, this is where all my online frends are ヽ(´∇`)ノ


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No.2035
>>2030 then why don't we create a real, silicon based artificial intelligence, that is actually intelligent?? ヽ(´∇`)ノ
neurologists already know most of the brain, and where connects to where, and what secretes what, and most of the pathways, so we can create a real AI !!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.2036
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I've thought about humans' intelligence itself essentially being very primitive in the past too. Computers have the potential to surpass its complexity by thousand fold, but then, we are the ones designing those algorithms. It takes a lot of time and dedication to educate human minds into engineers who design them. Maybe someday, technology will come to a point where it can develop itself better than humans could possibly do ( ´ω`)
Though you can tell I am just babbling, there are in-depth papers written on this matter which I didn't even bother reading (;＾Д^)
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No.2037
>>2035
you know what, there are many articles about that... but they are many years-old, surely there had been advancements since (;´Д`)
Sadly laws based on ethics also withhold scientists from becoming MADDO SAIENTISTOs performing interesting experiments (´Д`)
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No.2043
>>2037 and that is exactly why I hate and despise ethical commitees. We need to attack their HQ with RPGs!!!
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No.2044
>>2043
The Heyuri Ethics Commitee has decided that attacking their HQ with RPGs is unethical

We implore you to use a less popular genre, such as historical wargaming ( ´ω`)
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