This thread is a continuation of >>4092

[Inuboshi] How to Be a Good Kid

hey everyone,Let's post our artwork here. I was curious I will post too. example...

ngwarrrrghhhh why am I listed as spam, I just wnated to show my love for AMERICA

There’s no one above me ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

^^ I bestow upon thee the code name Batshit Goat

YOU must...

emo posting is forbidden? well there's no use browsing heyuri anymore.

What if there was an textboard dedicated to being monks?
Aren't you tired of suffering? (´･ω･`)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrgxHDoe8gA

is it true japanese women have the hots for filipino guys? if so do i have a chance?ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Any plans to make vidlii videos embed like youtube ones? It's not too hard is it?

I feel there is need to get them altogether someplace so that you don't have to sift thru countless right-wing teens edgy shitposts.
Here are some I have encountered. I don't have many, since I'm a newbie to vidlii (part of the reason I started this thread), of course I will post more as I see them.

https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=SYEIyVT4ALt (For men of the 90s)
https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=cANaWdHG8DT (Faggot Ass Racoon)
https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=NlMegXvgP5R (Jew Pizza)
https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=7DqxI74WEQe (I want a BOKU)

I started reading some crappy Star Trek humour comic and I had to give up a few pages in, because it had this tacky gimmick going where the Enterprise Crew encounter a bunch of theater-kid dickheads who tell them that their life is just a TV Show; you know, it's ''''meta''''

Why's everyone got such a hard-on for meta-humour and irony? Even the worst crap tries to save itself by being 'self-aware' about how crappy it is. It just comes off as lame and as if the writer didn't want to really try. I really wish people would just play things straight instead of pretending we're all in on a joke that was funny for 9 seconds in the 1990s... I actually enjoy dull old sitcoms from the 70s more than any of this crap. (They're wittier than you'd expect; and all without relying on meta-humour!)

としあきさんはおっぱいがすきなの？

so now that summer is upon us, do you think there will be an influx of summerfags into heyuri? and how much validity does the "summerfag" theory really hold on the internet besides eternal september how many cases are there  were summer has really affected the state of a site

I fell in love with someone... and they love me back

have you ever done this? (´人｀)

Requesting new kaomoji, :sob:

I'm sort of on the fence about aliens, but I notice the sort of people who talk about them as if they exist tend to be 'rational' and 'scientific' types (or at least they might consider themselves such),-- who think it's egotistical to believe that humans are the only sapient life-forms in the universe (among many other 'humans are egotistical' beliefs.) I notice they also automatically assume that those aliens out there are more advanced than us, and could lord it over us if they pleased, but instead find us too primitive to bother dealing with. I think people give these possible aliens too much credit, so much that there seems to be an almost pseudo-religious belief in them.

I usually cook up various scenarios in my head, featuring some sort of socially awkward high-school girl, who is depressed and being mistreated at school. I see lots of mental images of her crying in the bathroom, and standing at the beach or on a high bridge, contemplating suicide.

Occasionally I get very high-falutin' with it. Recently I cooked up this supernatural sort of scenario, where she gets raped by a jock, and then she realizes she has minor psychic powers when she almost kills the jock's sister, while trying to kill the jock himself. She attempts a vengeful long-game of trying to ruin the jock's life and eventually kill him, without anyone finding out about her psychic powers-- but unfortunately, the jock knew as soon as the psychic girl almost killed his sister, and thus consistently stays one step ahead of her, and constantly humiliates her, and she finds out that her powers are quite useless up against someone who is cunning and driven, and thus she continues suffering...

Somehow I find it helps me sleep...

...well, actually this is only some of it

Needs doing
- fix deferer's ampersand bug (currently, links that contain "&" characters get b0rked)
- restore proper file download button functionality (should open save dialog box with the original filename instead of just opening the image)
- fix BBCode Reference link so the window opens in new window/tab instead of replacing current page and wiping ur post (was fixed in the past, but got reverted at some point)
- add CSS to break filenames when they're too long to fit the browser viewport
- fix "Marked for deletion (old)" so it appears on all threads that are past the bump limit (currently 7 days I think?) instead of only 1 month old threads
- restore imageboard source/credits links at bottom of index (they currently only appear when viewing threads)
- update Strange World script to latest version of translated ksphp+

Optional quests
- Needs moar emotes and kaomoji! (additional: upgrade BBCode Reference page to better suit having a bajillion emotes - more responsive layout, categories, etc.)
- make BBCode Reference use whatever the hell the settings and quick reply windows use to make it appear in a floating window (like how it used to be pre-kokonotsuba)
- bring back option to disable quote tooltip (the annoying thing that appears whenever you highlight text)
- bring back strikethrough, underline, and code BBCode
- bring back sage/noko/fortune checkboxes
- bring back "Switch Form Position" feature (kokonotsuba used to have it but it vanished at some point)
- bring back "users can vote for multiple items" option on /vote/ ("users can vote multiple times" can stay gone)
- bring back classic PENIS and VAGINA wordfilters, maybe some others
- bring back optional "Neo Menu" board links
- bring back some kind of report feature
- bring back "Currently _ unique users on this board."
- bring back Heyuri archive/museum
- bring back Heyuri wiki (HHS)
- make 2ちゃん an offical Heyuri service, or make a Heyuri-specific instance just for us
- longposts needs moar "Comment too long. Click reply to view the full text" on the index
- make vote script use UTF-8 to prevent non-Latin character b0rkage (if u send me teh code, I'll attempt it - I've done it for other scripts in the past)
- move Heyuri IRC back to Rizon (the IRC is mainly useful when Heyuri is down, which usually means the servers are down... so hosting it on our servers is teh st00pid!)

Food for thought / miscellaneous
- Heyuri's holy grail: restoring /all/, or finding an adequete replacement (some kind of RSS feed? notifications API? porting the old /all/ code to work with kokonotsuba? needs moar research...)
- Heyuri boards were once commonly referred to as their actual titles instead of the board directory, just as the Japanese do (i.e. Off-Topic instead of /b/, Overboard instead of /all/, etc.). Might be worth going back to that
- let's brainstorm ideas for neat new boards/features/whatevers, there's a lot of kewl scripts out there...
- don't leave sticky threads up for more than 24 hours, they are activity killers!
- someone who is not kaguya or kuz should make an official Heyuri refuge/shelter bulletin board in case poop hits teh fan or kaguya suddenly disappears in a tragic boating accident
- Heyuri Remix... I doubt it will get used much and we don't really need moar discussion boards, but I'd like to see it given a real chance (it was never linked outside of once or twice on Strange World - most Heyuri users didn't even know it existed...)
- Heyuri PO Box: would u host it? It's pretty much complete, except that I'd rly liek to make it use hashed passwords instead of storing them in plaintext... I can try doing it myself, but it would be better if somebody who knows what they're doing did it (^^;

The way humans are evolving is in the direction of becoming more and more childlike. In the field of biology this process is called neoteny. It means that a species in it's adult form retains the childlike traits of it's ancestors. We are basically childlike apes, as our skulls are shaped like the skulls of baby apes. On itself this may seem like a negative direction to evolve in, but remaining more in a childlike state is also seen as the reason why we have become more intelligent than other primates as the brains of baby apes are relatively much bigger than adult apes. In biology the size of the brains are related to the intelligence of species (humans of course have the biggest brains of all creatures). So basically being childlike makes us smarter than being more adult like.

Animals that remain in their chidllike state also remain to have other personality traits of their childlike state. For example, curiousity and the desire to play is also related to being in a childlike state. In humans it can be observed that for example east asians are on average more neotenous (looking childlike) than for example whites and blacks. East asians on average also have a higher IQ than the other 2 groups. However, also they on average also have other more childlike interests like a high degree of interest in things that look 'cute', even when they are adults (like kawaii characters in things like anime).

mod-sama kindly remove cp in /b/ please