I like to believe heyurian pedophiles are more tasteful than this...

we are the leet lolikon

Oh, I made teh loli avatar myself. Dont worry it’s not some kid’s avatar lol. A place on Roblox had an avatar catalog where you could maek whatever you want.

>>118864
oh, disappointing...

Sowwy

>>118788
n-not really...

>>118792
w-what...

anyway, lets try. i can't have it worse than 788-dono

Your fortune: Good luck

Oh crystal heyuri ball, will i ever escape this constant misery?

Your fortune: You have cancer

>>118830
at least it's not AIDS lol

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

>Your fortune: Dark times are to come
Don't jinx urself, u mite get teh AIDS soon

Your fortune: Very bad luck

oh divine spirits of heyuri, I ask a question for thee, will my life get any better anytime soon?

Your fortune: Average luck

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>118844
Also hijacking OP's thread to shamelessly post a banner I forgot to post

daily reminder to never use anti-aliasing in picture resizing or fonts!

>>118846
we're not that smug here, are we?

>>118848
nice

>>118848
cute

I approve （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

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looks like a girl alright

>looks like a girl alright
seems so

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

i hoep so, would be hawt

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mai is enough of a jokester to have been kidding
but there is a very good chance that she wasn't, the odds are better than a coin flip that she was serious

This clown admitted trying to hack a website that isn't actually hosting any illegal content, just shit he finds morally objectionable. Not exactly a smart thing to do. Doubly not smart is claiming to send it all to "the authorities", who will laugh at him and tell him to stop wasting their time playing moral crusader internet police. His little cheerleaders are pathetic, too.

>>118843
any kind of drama topic tends to get autosaged, which is fair enough since it'll just stick up on the front page for the entire duration of a /b/ thread's normal lifespan otherwise

>>118865
>This clown admitted trying to hack a website that isn't actually hosting any illegal content, just shit he finds morally objectionable.
lolllll what an aho

>It has been determined that they still keep more than 900 GB of data in the warehouses where they keep immoral pictures, videos and all the content you can think of and keep them constantly updated.
I fukken LOL'd at this description of https://up.heyuri.net/

>>118928
Sounds liek a magical place

>>118928
Are we forgetting the fact they came from Tumblr? When they banned porn they fled to Twitter. Both are worse what they are claiming.

there's much less good content with shotas on teh boorus tbh

There's lots of bad loli art (unimaginative, bad anatomy, bad shading, etc.) too.

>>118772
>>118773
>>118777
Shota art is on most of the time uglier and more amateurish than loli art

Gain loli family members - there's a 50% chance that the reality of little girls + family relations will cure ur lolicon for life

The other 50% is that they'll make ur lolicon even stronger and u'll have to live with horrible guilt and temptation for 10-15 years per loli, but what is life without a gamble!

I suggest moving on to midgets / shortstacks

d00d, wtf! how cum they'res no PENIS key??

I use it to type —, «». But IME can serve as a replacement for this.

>>118744
Well, there's this: 𓂸

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS IS A PIZZA KEY THREAD NOW

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>>474
i want to be a loli

>>475
>i want to be a loli
you're gonna get raep'd

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>>118738
Nigga Croft!

>>118759
Tara Croft.

>>118738
How would you actually stuff your bra if you wanted it to look like that?

There's something awesomely hot about low-poly Lara...

little ceasars

i've always wondered why we have not come up with kibble meant for humans. you'd think after hundreds of years of advancement, we could come up with an easy-to-consume food in pellets form that contains all the calories and nutrients you need for a day, so you can do whatever the heck you want and not be bogged down by the eventual need for a meal or snack break （ ´,_ゝ`） life would be a lot more efficient that way, right? maybe the only reason why this hasn't been created is because humanity loves to make and eat food so much, it's one of the finer joys of being an advanced species to enjoy many different flavors and textures. i think the closest real-life equivalent is protein bars, which are usually tasty but not that filling, or meal replacement shakes, which makes you shit diarrhea if its all you consumed that day; liquid in, liquid out ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>meal replacement shakes, which makes you shit diarrhea if its all you consumed that day; liquid in, liquid out
Are you sure the diarrhea isn't just caused by the artificial sweeteners in the shakes? If there are any shakes that include a few grams of fiber that should cancel out any laxative effect and make your turds solid, despite not eating any solid food.

>>12820
I think fullness is at least partially defined by the volume of food consumed, so a few pellets wouldn't cut it, even if they have all the nutrients and calories you need. This is why snacking on junk food gets people fat; you feel like you haven't eaten that much, but it's more calories than a full meal.

kimchi （ ´,_ゝ`）

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Cocks don't have a cock, they have a cloaca

>>118675
PENISes" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https://www.birdspot.co.uk/bird-reproduction/do-birds-have-PENISes
finding out that most birds don't have dicks has been an eternal disappointment （ ´,_ゝ`）

>>118702
lol, the link broke
oh well

>PENISes" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https://www.birdspot.co.uk/bird-reproduction/do-birds-have-PENISes
>Another explanation put forward by two scientists in the 1970s is the sexy son hypothesis. This states that a female chooses a mate, not because of traits that would make him a good father or because he would produce healthier offspring of both sexes, but simply because he will provide her with physically attractive sons.
The sexy son hypothesis, uh... Does that mean that female birds are shotacons??

>>118657
There's no fryer in the world large enough to fry up one of those, at least assuming my own PENIS is representative of the typical human male, I don't go around looking at other PENISes lolol