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IN DEZEMBER!
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>>1794
uktobah?
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Viel zu alt!

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I took my daughter out shooting today, what did you do?
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I could have saved her. cry
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wish I wasn't broke, I want to go shooting more than once every few months when my buddy comes around to bring us to the range ( ´ω`)
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i used to have an mdfmk cd smile
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Nice. I now use my old XTORT jewel case as a surface to snort ketamine. dizzy

I used to have the Vogue/Sex On the Flag single too but lost it. cry Sucks cause that one had such cool album art.

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do you like AUTISTIC ROBOT LOLIS? if so i'm streaming various episodes of seasons 3 & 4 of small wonder in hd (not available anywhere else on the internet in this quality as far as i know) in the next 20 minutes or so and i'd like it if you watched it with me and chatted about it! link is 8chan.tv/c/comfyneps
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>>141278
i think you might be a robot too, just like your robot crush biggrin
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>>141287
i've never met a captcha i couldn't solve unsure
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>AUTISTIC ROBOT LOLIS
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vicki could beat megan's ass
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did he ever end up uploading this

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if you have enough chinese anti-aging pills... could you become a loli?
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if yuo taek enuf it mite speed up yuo become loli!! iyahoowahaiyahoowahaiyahoo
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No, but if you shove enough of them up your ass, you'll have a smooth, wrinkle-free butthole. biggrin
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You will die and might be born as a girl in your next life... so yes! biggrin

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Bitch Shut up ╭∩╮
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She didn't even say anything. closed-eyes
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𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓸 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓪

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/b/, when's the point of pervertdom- where there's no turning back? Because I've been alone all my life, and I feel this loneliness has driven me to voyeurism.
I admit, I'm too incompetent to hire an escort, and too pussy to drive out to a far place to meet one. So, what I do instead, is beat off to my sister's period wipes, and secretly record her when she's gassy.
Today alone I beat off nine times to a burp I captured her releasing shortly after dinner. Any time she's even a little foul, I wind up stalking her until something hot happens. It zaps up basically all of my free time outside of work, or browsing /b/.
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have you ever marked your territory on any of your sister's stuff?
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>>140978
nothing beyond some dead skin pieces that came off my nose from sniffing her panties too hard
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i wish i had a brother that would do those things to me happy
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>>141478
post bewbage with timestamp happy
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>>141478
If that were true, then you'd record a video of yourself farting and post it for us to fap to. closed-eyes2

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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How do people make friends? Genuine question..i dunno if many heyuri users have friends but if you do how? I can never make any online or in real life cry
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>>141446
Oh I think I fixed it.
I needed to log into account on .jp site to turn of spam blocking which blocks any messages not on my contacts list.
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Heres mine nyaoo
suiseitou@xmpp.jp
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Mayhaps you could try wut normies do all the time. Connecting thru common interest! I mean like attracts like after all wink
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my interests are avoiding people and waiting to die ( ´ω`)
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>>141481
wao we have so much in common! ヽ(´ー`)ノ What's your phone number (・∀・)

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I remembrar very little about Naruto plot, but I can recall sympathizing with them

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I think i've succeeded in making her laugh & she finds me funny, but how do i get to the next stage? Am i coming on too fast to her?
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>>141010
I know how to talk to girls on a normal basis but i don't know how to switch to getting this fujoshi to lock lips with me
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>>140993
>discord
you're both faggots so just proposition her and she'll have sex with you
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this gif is mesmerizing.... where's this from?
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>>141476
You 2 can use teh AWESOM POWAR of ImgOps today for teh low low price of ZERO neetbux, right from the COMFORT of YOUR OWN desk! astonish astonish astonish

Darker than Black

This commercial was brought to you by Heyuricorp ph34r
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If she responds to me in a positive manner but only after afew days after ive sent a text am i screwed

2D Ero@Heyuri
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U get
... JUDGMENTxd
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>>141258
AAAAHHHHastonish
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u get
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u get

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U LOSE

GOOD DAY, SIR angry
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>>141301
EGGU NOOOOcry
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>>141304
U GET SOMETHINGcool
U WIN biggrin
BAD DAY SIRglare1

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LOL'd. I'm gonna go play some DOOM now happy

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I LOVE IT WHEN GIRLS REAP OTHER GIRLS! ヽ(°◇°)>

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They used teh banner I maed?!?! astonish
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iyahoo

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these are all my fetishes drool
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>>1882
biggie fries make me big in the pants nyaoo-closedeyes

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Do you like Oasis?
In the last week or so i listened to their first two albums for the first time, and then several repeats after that

My favorite songs are, too many to mention, but among them:
1. Some Might Say
2. Slide Away
3. She's Electric
4. Live Forever
5. Wonderwall (n00b pick, i know)
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>>141231
WOOOSH⭐✨✨✨(⌒∇⌒ゞ)
yuo r nao HEYURI USER
biggrinconglaturation!!! biggrin
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They pretty good man, no jokenyaoo-closedeyes
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>i understand there's some rivalry between Blur and Oasis, what's that all about?
It was mostly manufactured by the media, but they were the two-most prominent Britpop bands in the mid-90s. Oasis was from the north of England, and Blur was from the south - this played into the traditional/stereotypical divide/rivalry between the two halves of the country

Northerners are traditionally portrayed as poor, hard, tough, uneducated, working-class people, while southerners are usually portrayed as rich, soft, poncey, educated, middle-class and upper-class people. In reality it was never that clear-cut, but there's elements of truth to it and it's a stereotype that still persists, so the media latches onto it whenever they can
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i feel like oasis is way better than blur for it to be a rivalry
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>>141226
I don' think it's rivalry, it's just that they're the two most famous britpop bands. Try listening to leisure or parklife, I don't like the song 2 album either, especially because I expected the entire album to sound like song 2, when in fact it was completely different.

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