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Oftentimes online personalities aimed at young men often say that jerking off often is weak and unhealthy but having real life sex is strong and good for you. Is there actually any difference between masturbation and real sex with another person other than the way that it seems socially?
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The difference is that I will never have the latter, and I'm actually proud of that (because I will gain magical powers) ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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My opinion is that this is a stupid question. Next!
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I don't know about all that philosophy stuff but I'm pretty sure real sex just feels better. I've never had it but I managed to reach the level of heavy petting with a girl and it was immediately more exhilarating that just fapping.


Anyway, its really funny how we keep circling around and having the same arguments year after year. I read this comic from 1990 (by Joe Matt), all about how he was a sex addict and he ordered away for a book from 'Sexaholics Anonymous', which reccomended that he stop fapping or his tastes would become more degenerate.
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i believe that sex is like masturbating but would feel 100 times better... ( ´ω`) would feel so good to cum in cute girl while she hold me
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i believe that sex is like masturbating but would feel 100 times better... ( ´ω`) would feel so good to cum in cute girl while she hold me

Lounge@Heyuri
i usually laugh at normalfags in my head at how boring of a life they must have but it must be nice to be able to do everything the default way. im thinking about getting a therapist or something because ive been having problems lately and theres no one i can really explain them to because they wont understand my situation. anyone else been wishing they were more normal?
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Teh rule 8 still applies in /lounge/
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I only wish I hadn't been bornonigiri
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>>4824
yea i did this too, it hurt so bad, i crashed and burned so hard. never again, instead i looked for people who were abnormal like me, and i found peace in them
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I had quite a few opportunities to become a normalfag when I was in high school. I fucked up each and every time and now I carry a huge cross of regret on my shoulders everywhere I go.
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test

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ok i took out the rule-breaking material, happy?

JUST CONSIDER IT, OK?

The Power of Friendship is the Strongest force in the Universe...
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I did not expect this to be so controversial. But it is nice seeing that people cared about the friendship... Maybe I'll add a NSFW friends page with a disclaimer, I just don't want wapchan users to think we have the same kinds of rule sets just because we are friend sites, since I will try to push wapchan into a slightly more mainstream direction. It's always going to be a very niche site, but I want to position it as a modern successor to old anime shrine or fanpage kind of sites)
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I won't deny that I wrote that as an offhand comment, but I've also barely talked to him, even back when he did run this site. I just don't want to get wapchan tied up in future controversies, and everyone's corrected me on my interpretation of his lack of involvement.
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It's a shame you are taking it in this very negative way. I choose to run my site in a mostly SFW way, and heyuri chooses to run their site in a NSFW way. I'm sure we can still get along.
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The raid was dealt with a few hours after it happened, and I'm probably going to not even add the soyjak board because it has nothing to do with the site (I just entertained the idea once after some guy on soyjak party proposed it), and most of the new "users" have been disregarding site norms. And the site won't be sold.
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It's funny, but at the same time I hope there won't be some lingering cold war between wapchan and heyuri because of all of this. Maybe it's best if I pop into your next townhall and actually discuss this more.
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Yeah, can't we all just get along?
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Hooray! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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All's well that ends well

Lounge@Heyuri
I saw the "Would you be attracted to or replused by a woman who uses Heyuri" poll and I was wondering what your guy's reasoning was for your vote

Personally the main thing that attracted me about women is how naive and pure a lot of them are, and Heyuri is the opposite of that.
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>>4792
Newfag question but who's Usagi-chan?
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>>4798
drawfag girl of about 16. Puerto Rican I think. Heyuri's most popular underage b& currently. She does works like this:https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Oekaki#/media/File:1672601036072.png

(One thing to note is that she hasn't been seen around for a while, which is why you've probably never seen her. She said she was just busy IRL but I wonder if she has abandoned us (;´Д`))
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>>4799
you almost never see her on /b/ anymore but she'll make the occasional post on /sw/ just not very active.
feel like her inactivity on /b/ has to be due to a mixture of both her irl situation and her threads always getting hate in the replies lol.
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>and her threads always getting hate in the replies lol.
That's one of the many ways u can spot Heyuri n00bs - when things were a certain way for many months/years, and OC-posting users like usagi were welcomed and celebrated, then all of a sudden a wave of "grrr i haet girls and 3DPD and normalfags and..." appears after Heyuri gets advertised all over 4chan (;^Д^)
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>>4804
>That's one of the many ways u can spot Heyuri n00bs - when things were a certain way for many months/years, and OC-posting users like usagi were welcomed and celebrated, then all of a sudden a wave of "grrr i haet girls and 3DPD and normalfags and..." appears after Heyuri gets advertised all over 4chan (;^Д^)

I feel like I'm at a certain advantage not being a regular imageboard user before finding Heyuri. I mean, I'd looked around, and was conversant with the lingo and everything, but I found most imageboard culture just as off-putting and inane as social-media culture, but in a different way. So coming to Heyuri, I was kind of a blank slate, and easily accepted all sights and sounds without getting my panties in a twist or putting too much energy into saying 'you ruin Heyuri!!!
ヽ(`Д´)ノ to every post I personally didn't like.

(Plus I came around at a rather quiet time, well before any of the more recent growing pains, so I had a good view of 'Heyuri-in-action' from observing the behaviour of all the regulars.)

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after a few minutes, this was the replies.
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it's like casting pearls before swine
please don't bring up anything about Heyuri there.
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SINAD
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>>63622
this, I'd rather that they just forget about us more than anything else. and that we could forget about them

Lounge@Heyuri
ill start
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>>4673
The title says "post in this thread every time you piss", not "only post in this thread if you have pissed recently". I can post in this thread even if I don't piss, but if I were to piss one day I would be forced to post in this thread.
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I did about 5 minutes ago in job. Now lets do work what pisses me off.
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I meant to post but forgot, oops

I pissed
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I'm embarrassed to admit that I have been pissing into a bottle for the past couple weeks. But today marks a change in me, for I have now switched to pissing into a can. I'm a new man from this day forward. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Hello everyone. I'm currently omn the toilet about to poop. I peed. The moment I press Post I would be cleaning myself with a bidet.

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What does this "Law of Atlantis" refer to?
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Atlantean laws, you must follow them
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Thou shalt follow the Law of Atlantis, or be drowned in a tidal wave, ye filthy landlubber.
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it says so right there
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fuck, lovecraft was right the government is indeed run by fish people dark

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weird page on the wiki, with the last paragraph being added yesterday: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Zake
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any publicity is "good" publicity. but the writer seems pretty stupid if you ask me.
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Some pointless rambling mixed with vague ranting about kuz and kolyma. Has barely anything to do with Heyuri (with only one mention of it, too). Don't see much of a point of leaving it up, so I went and removed it. ┐(゚~゚)┌

I don't understand the purpose of the page itself, as I don't know Russian, so it remains up. Anyone else is welcome to explain what it's about.
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>>63561
>I don't understand the purpose of the page itself, as I don't know Russian, so it remains up.
I am pretty sure it's just a random guy talking about himself. Here is a (rough) google translation of the second section, called "general conspiracy"

>for some reason, everything that lives on the expanses of the world wide web is somehow set against me. wherever I am, bans, kicks, mutes are flying in my direction from everywhere; my traces are being removed... (......) but the most terrible weapon used is a deaf ignore, which there is simply nothing to oppose. What did I do to deserve such an attitude towards myself - it is not clear. everyone is probably jealous of me
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i think it's funny you guys should keep it

日本語@へゆり
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ナチスではありません
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ふうむ...本当に?
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この左巻きガイジンがよ
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>>558
かわいいlove

Lounge@Heyuri
I'm using Windows 10 (Yes, I know, throw stones at me.) and I already know all about how much they jump down your ass: (https://www.emsisoft.com/en/blog/18770/the-truth-about-windows-10-spying-on-almost-everything-you-do/)

But I've got this little thing in the corner telling me to 'Activate Windows'. If Windows is 'unactivated', does that mean I'm flying under the radar, or do they still have their hooks in me?
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>>4715
A proprietary anti-spyware tool? Yeah, surely we can trust that it actually removes the spyware, and that it doesn't insert its own spyware. Especially since their page says "Microsoft Partner"; that means it's even more trustworthy, right? nagato
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>>4718
It's basically just a convenient pleb-friendly frontend for modifying certain registry entries and group policies (the official group policy editor isn't even available in Windows 10 Home edition, sasuga microsoft...)

Apparently https://github.com/builtbybel/privatezilla does the same kinds of things but open sauce, so try that instead
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I heard of AtlasOS, looks like a really nice tool to debloat (and by extension, remove alot of telemetry) windows 10.

Thinking of using it once i make my new computer pata
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It spies on you even if you activate it
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Definitely yes and it definitely does

日本語@へゆり
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ワニカニしている外国人です。漢字を学ぶことの苦しさが分かる外国人です
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https://tatsumoto-ren.github.io/blog/what-are-the-downsides-of-using-wanikani.html これ見よ。自分の為に、ワニクソを辞めろ。closed-eyes
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>>552
違う。
金は悪の元である。
貧乏人達は・・・この世界の真の神々であるよ。
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ペニスはミルクの元である
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おちんぽみるくでりゅのおおおお
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>>555
ちぇっくど

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can we repeal the law of atlantis? not the cp part, but i think it would be cool if i could sell the liquor and meth i make
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might be difficult with the hosting, but i totally support what youre saying
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>>63517
the government will not keep us down!
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You should mail your concerns to the Atlantis bureau of justice

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Is it worth making a page on Mixi? I think it could draw in users, especially to our /jp/ board. However we would need access to a Japanese number to register
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I don't know much about mixi, but why not biggrin

We should advertise Heyuri on everywhere, save for places with high levels of R8H8RS
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Sure, but it's heyday was 2005-2012 and it's totally irrelevant now...
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>>63492
>heyday was 2005-2012
that's exactly why i thought it would be a good idea to advertise on there wink

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When you use non-Latin characters for a filename the filename on Heyuri automatically gets converted to a unix timestamp, is this done on purpose?
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No, but I think it only happens when the first letter isn't a latin character
https://github.com/Heyuri/kokonotsuba/issues/10

Lounge@Heyuri
From info I found on some guys personal website.
https://koshka.love/zzt/index.html
https://koshka.love/babel/ALL-CAPS.html

"ZZT is an MS-DOS game created by the famous Tim Sweeney back in 1991. ZZT is mostly known not for its multi-episode base game, but for the extremely prolific catalogue of games that were created by a community of fans, mostly during the 90s and early 2000s."

"The ZZT community is probably best known these days for the vast library of excellent fan games that they churned out, but it also produced a rich culture with a number of memes that spread beyond the community and ultimately survive it. A number of famous memes such as "FAIL" and calling people *fags (oldfags, newfags, doomfags) very arguably were born in the primordial ZZT community before being claimed after the fact by more prominent communities after they spread across the Web."

Lounge@Heyuri
So it's 2022--only a few months 'til 2023, actually-- but is does this decade feel any different from the 2010's yet? Has the "sensibility" changed at all? Is there any fashions you wouldn't have seen in 2015? Are there any songs you wouldn't have heard in 2015? Are there any movies that wouldn't have come out in 2015? Has anyone said anything they totally wouldn't have said in 2015? Are we really in the "'20s" at all yet? it feels like all the same old bullshit to me...(´ー`)
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I think this year is when the decade will start morphing into something different, if that happens-- although I think the AI boom is already a major change. AI art for example is a new aesthetic that didn't exist before...
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Yeah it's so far way less sane than the 2010's and everything sucks!
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There was some good songs in radio cant say some now but this decade and 2010 decade is empty in general. Society is dying and thats all. I remember my era when there were first phones with internet,ICQ messaging,inovative games with great moods,simple internet websites,internet with more freedom,better Windows and some sanity in technology use... After 2010 it was became worse after 2015 it was mess.
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I don't know about anyone else, but I thought the 2000s sucked at the time and was just lame rehashes of previous decades, and by 2008 I had practically written off the entire world and popular culture as being irreparably crap, forever worsening, and not worth following nor giving any credence to

So instead of feeling that anything is particularly bad today VS 5/10/15 years ago, I feel moar liek everyone else is a little late to the "everything sux!" party (which I was already very late to) (;^Д^)
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>>4714
Maybe people are right when they say that the advent of the internet killed things.

Lounge@Heyuri
Doesn't matter modern or not

This question was asked 2 years ago too, I am curious how much it has changed: https://archive.is/5DQyE

I know there was a recent thread about /jp/ on Off-Topic as well, most users in that thread said they liek'd old /jp/: https://archive.is/UVgmv
But I wanted to ask /lounge/ about it after reading >>4630
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>>4666
take it easy saitama
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For me as normalfag,jp cultures just means neon billboards,crazy pop music,vaporwave art,ninjas,samurais,dojos,high morale and shit. I was never into some kind of anime world. Only anime I was into as kid were Pokemons :D
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>>4678
You seem to be confused, anon. This thread isn't about jp (japanese) culture broadly speaking, but about the culture of a 4chan board called /jp/ – Otaku Culture (formerly Japan/General).
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>>4676
I just said we can no longer take it easy... at least not on /jp/. Good thing Heyuri exists, huh? And a couple of other altchans but they aren't as good.
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>>4689
True. I always look around for a bit whenever a Heyurian posts a chan I'm not familiar with, but they are inevitably filled with nu-chan bullshit, angry teens, and lots of 'fighting teh degeneracy'...

Lounge@Heyuri
For some reason whenever ボク remember that girls クソ too, ボク can't get it up til the thought leaves my head, which can take quite a while. ボク don't know, ボク find it bleakly depressing somehow.

For example ボク don't think ボク could ever live with a girl if ボク had the chance, because basically everyday ボク would hear her shitting, または catch the smell または some other signs of it that remind me.
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Get a scat fetish, then?
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stop yanking ya weewee yah dirty pervert

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Heyuriで初めてですか?これを読んでください: https://img.heyuri.net/jp/youkoso.html
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84fOsLdqDAM
じゃぁぁぁぁぁ
ピーイーイー
じゃぁぁぁぁぁ
ぴえええ!!!mona2mona2mona2
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Justin Pearson
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ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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joaquin peres
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jose pes
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