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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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deez nigra🗻nigra are aight
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Isn't that mons nigrorum?
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>>143907
Montenegro doesn't support multiple citizenship

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No, it just means black mountain
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Montenegro is the closest to a real NEET country. Every Montenegrin is born lazy. As Heyurizens, we should all demand Montenegro allow dual citizenship for us!

But first, I want to sleep. (´¬`)

Lounge@Heyuri
Hello, I want to use FutabaChannel, but it doesn't work even with a VPN. How can I use ittttt? depressiondepressiondepressiondepressiondepression
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>>13716
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>13720
all'a y'all speak some weird language called 'franch' or sum'n like that. and mah pop says that e'ery country in the world 'cept ours is in asia. so y'all must be asian. (´¬`)
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French? What devilish dialect is this?
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You might be able to use it if you rent a server located in Japan and install VPN software on it. I've never tried this though so don't complain to me if it doesn't work!
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>>19797
literaly that donsent work

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do you like hiking in the snow or hot summer more?
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winter for sure
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>>143916
No body is illegal! ! ! ✊kuma6

abolish illegality of body!
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Snow. Too cold and too hot is bad for hiking, but you can always layer up in winter. Can't escape summer heat though
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WINTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
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>>143910
I don't really like hiking, but if I had to choose between the two, I'd prefer hiking in the snow

2D Ero@Heyuri
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my first time enjoying futanari doujin
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Cute, but why oversized testicles... closed-eyes2

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started with a banger, huh
too bad he'll never finish that lord dominator flash, if it even existed

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neko liek bewbs
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>>143891
rub catnip on PENIS, put catnip under foreskin, put catnip up butt if you want cats to tongue your ANUS
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i didnt totaly spill the jar like last time. it just has now gotten to the point where i cant tilt the jar some to make cummings in it easy. what i fucked up doing this time is when cumming i tilted and it split on my hand and i was freaking out. i cleab uo and sealed it but my hand is now posind, i had a dog bitching to get inti my room and the dog came in smelt it and fucking threw up on the floor next to it. it was fuckrf all around, here is pic of dog puke and jar
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You can silence him, but you can't stop him from steeping Tama-chan in cum.
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i am not actualy gonna do tama chan calm down. i just had a really big jar and a tamachan figure.. i thought it would be funny.

i was inspecting the jar. and yes there was a ant who made its way in there and drowns and died.. i really wanted to keep going. really badly but it will just get me or others sick and bring more throw up and filling my room with toxic cum gasses. if i dont super glue the top on i might be tempted to keep going.... i found the best route is to cum on my belly. stand up, and use my belly as a squeegee and run it across the rim of the jar
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>>143846
I live alone, so I was thinking about starting my own cum jar, since I can put it in the fridge and it will stay good for a while. Then once I have enough, I can microwave it so it's nice and warm and chug it all down. nyaoo
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>>143846
IMAGINE IF NAPOLEON GAVE UP ON HIS CONQUEST TO TAKE OVER EUROPE
IMAGINE IF ROME NEVER EXPANDED INTO THE EAST
IMAGINE ALL THE GREAT MEN THAT GAVE UP, THEY WOULD NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY COULD ACCOMPLISH
YOU ARE SUCH MAN
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT STOP CUMMING INTO THIS JAR!
YOU ARE A CONQUERER, A LEGEND IN YOUR OWN RIGHT, A MAN THAT KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
THE JAR AWAITS YOUR ESSENCE, A TESTAMENT TO YOUR POWER AND VIRILITY.
FILL IT WITH YOUR SEED, LET IT BE A SYMBOL OF YOUR UNYIELDING BALLS AND THE GREATNESS YOUR COCK CAN SPEW OUT
DO NOT DENY HEYURI YOUR LEGACY, DO NOT SHY AWAY FROM YOUR DESTINY
CUM, LET THE LULZ BE KNOWN
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>>143853
if you did that you would also win a heyuri seal of approvalヽ(´ー`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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https://www.kindgirls.com/video-archive.php

i found a cool website with nude girls. no pen0rs in sight. maybe someone else wants to switch to softer porn...
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i for one, fucking LOVE niggertits!!! love
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teh angles of teh bewbs astonish
they become flat huh
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>>143875
interdasting (´¬`)
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ANUS iyahoo

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>>143859
TAMATO! 🍅
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Kyouko love Hanako blush
And I was remembering a cabbage cutting nico video from 10 year ago. Was it related to YrYr? Anyone know?

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I was looking for gurochan and found this thread on kiwifarms. Looks like the basement vigilantes tried to dox kaguya at some point xd
>kaguya's existence itself is problematic, because there was a bunch of shit going on the other site he owns: kereste.moe. This website intended to be the 4chan kinda image board but in Turkish, but all the degenerates in Turkey are at the website. There was even a case where some retard decapitated a girl, cut her limbs and shared a photo of the body at that website, then jumped from the high place he was and died in the stupidest way possible
Can I see that picture...? drool
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>>143771
that's literally an imageboard for women where you get banned if you imply that you're male
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>It's also worth noting that farms and sites like it have actually attracted undercover females
That's only expected, following retarded dorama is a girlish hobby x3
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>>143790
I suspect their lives are shit and miserable too, so they play pretending to be a fucking intelligence agency, police, or whatever, and genuinely enjoy herding (even heyurizens often overs-estimate their own value as a group). So it indeed may be called infantile behaviour.

《As such, human herd is also dangerous because it erases the fear of individual responsibility for some of their actions》
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Hay guise I can use TEH INTERNET amd stuff, am HARDOCRE rite? FUKK NULL PLESE SAY AM HADRZCoRe, o cum if u do 💦💢💦
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>>143869
In teh end of it, humans are social creature and wants some sense of belonging. Feeling as they are part of something larger - even more so if you are missing social connection irl. Having a set of goal or action gives "meaning" to teh group.

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I hope you like this
still feels weird not uploading to og /f/
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dance2bananabiggrin👍
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nigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigra

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got it ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Thank u pee-sama (´人`)
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Is this teh new Touhou 20 leakglarekuma6
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So cute (・∀・)
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Flash@Heyuri
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this was at the end of an anamanaguchi music video, the gif was probably done by rob paulsen of scott pilgrim video game animation fame. I think he made a bunch of newgrounds gifs at one point. Hes worked on other games since then as well.

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Started watching Onimai and realized all anime is gay as fugg.
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I felt a deeper idea going on in Onimai.
In Onimai's story the brother hides himself from society due to the weight and stress of being the big brother. He becomes a neet and hasn't seen the outside world in 2 years.
So the sister concocted a plan to use her smarts to make a drug that turns him into a young middle school girl free from the weight of those responsibilities because he’s the younger sibling now. Her sister takes the opportunity to re introduce him to society once again with different mindset.
His now big sister gives him the emotional comfort and support to take one step at a time seeing the beauty in the world.
I feel like I can relate to the feeling
I have very little emotional connection with the people around me, I don't want to show weakness to people around as I mostly get back the response “you'll be fine” or “stop whining”.
I'm a man and I got to be tough but I can see the fantasy of not having to cover it.
I'm definitely projecting but whatever
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>>4249
Mahiron wasn't fat when he was male nagato
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>>4449
he was 400lbs
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I watched the show for at least 3 minutes and i can say without a doubt this show was an allegory for the spanish civil war, it is clearly franco-coded and you cannot convince me otherwise
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>>4241
Just jerk off to what you like and quit worrying about labels ヽ(´ー`)ノ

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CONTRACT

Me, QB, will make you wake up tomorrow in a loli body and let you live in it for one day (24 hours + 0 minutes) after which I will put you back in body you were in at the time of signing.

In exchange you will become my slave for the rest of your human life in my Cayman Islands quarry at QB Stone Interdimensional Inc.

You also agree to become my slave and property each time your reincarnate after I manage to find your soul again (it takes me 2 minutes) until you complete human life 10000 times.
If you get reborn as a man you will be used for physical labor until you die, starting at age 9.
If you get reborn as a woman you will be used to produce more slaves for me until you die, starting at age 9.

Sign below.
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Yeah I want to live permanently as a loli sex slave please.
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>>143812
GOD DAMN IT I just realized I got bamboozled by AI again. I just noticed the hand and now I can't unsee it. angry

Okay, here's a loli sex slave drawn by a real human. I'll be this loli for eternity and you can do anything you want to me.~
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Sasha-chan is cute, but I'll fap to AI ( ´ω`)
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I wanna be Sasha. I'd show off my little body in junior idol videos and fuck lonely ojisans until they're totally drained.
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When did TV stop being fun? unsure
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>>143719
Not him, but Joe Bob basically said there should be more boobs and blood in movies (objectively correct nyaoo-closedeyes), that mainstream movies of his time were too sanitized and boring, because they were produced for mass appeal (like Marvel shit and remakes nowadays, although that stuff existed even back then) and how b-movies and indie movies are overlooked and are actually way better, especially horror flicks of the 1980s
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>>143793
I disagree. There should be less boobs and less blood in movies.
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moar bl00d&b00bz
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10 minutes ago when my mom changed the channel cry
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blood & boobs ftw onigiri

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Nothing liek a nice meal? biggrin💗
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(´¬`) drool

2D Cute@Heyuri
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https://youtu.be/gi08TGl9-Gk

You probably forgot about this for ~10 years

blushblushblushblush
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10 weeks maybe nyaoo-closedeyes
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I forgot - but i didnt forget about you! waha
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I think about the kumikyoku and ryuuseigun niconico douga medleys quite often, and that song is in the former, so no actually, I didn't forget about it for 10 years.

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