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old man says this is my next target, wish me luck!
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She's quite a fighter! We'll need a whole team of Rapemen to punish those insolent sailor soldiers (sexually).
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>>112354
>We'll need a whole team of Rapemen to punish those insolent sailor soldiers (sexually).
upon thread 112347 i found TEAM RAPEMAN, teh elite squad of RAEPMEN biggrin

2D Ero@Heyuri
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2 sizes... i liek em both ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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it's odd, in JAVs and the lot, I want to see BIGGER BOOBS
MORE BUST IS A MUST (´¬`)

but in hentai, I want to see more like the girl on the right... (´人`)
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>I want to see more like the girl on the right...
is there such thing as oppai that are too hueg?
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>>1488
Clearly not. Also nice digits for that Aryan beauty.
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>>1489
>Also nice digits for that Aryan beauty.
LOLZ I DIDN'T REALIZE UNTIL YOU MENTIONED IT. I'm happy i picked her at random and it happened to be 1488 xd

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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This little bastard is too crafty. It makes me feels like I'm actually trying to capture a rabbit in real life.

Also what is your favorite Mario game Heyurizens? 64 is still mine.
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SM64DS, and it has a lot more rabbits
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The original biggrin
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the only super mario game i played was 64, it was when i started getting into retro games and i was surprised to see that it had quite the amount of content "for an old game"
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why did your thread get plenty of replies but mine didn't? fuck you
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>>112348
What thread was it? I'll help you out.

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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teh gaijin is no match for konata...
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Lounge@Heyuri
I try to watch at least one episode of something each week, but I usually don't watch much more then that. I used to watch a ton more (I've seen the vast majority of Gundam for example, and I used to watch a lot more shorter shows like 14 years ago).
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For someone who owns a plane, shitblock dive bombing a driveway would be the funniest
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im 2 busy playing vidya for anime so i dont do it often
mayb once or twice or thrice a week
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speaking realistically, how would we remove the shit block from the freezer?
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>>11993
stinky way: Unplug freezer, turn it upside down and wait until the sides thaw.
quicker way: Dip a machete in antifreeze or something to unstick four sides of the shitblock, then turn freezer upside down and jump up and down on it.
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>>11996
it must not involve unfreezing the block, as that would miss the whole point of freezing shit in the first place

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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mai bloodline will be plentiful smile

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空気の熱エネルギーを かき集めて発電汁
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昼も夜も暑くなった
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今年の夏は静岡が暑い
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俺のとこは39.2℃
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>>1710
(;゚Д゚)
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暑くて死ぬぅ(;´Д`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i bought you some cup ramen! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Cup nuddles are too hot for summer do you have ice cream instead?
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>>112338
>do you have ice cream instead?
i was going to save it for myself... but i suppose you can haev some

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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magical PENIS!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I'm in Turkiye, hunting for Kagunya~

Where is he?
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>>112263
No worries, I stay at an all inclusive hotel, I don't need to eat out at all cool
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WIN thread! ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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>>112257
That woman looks 2old, no wonder he escaped!
Your next plan should be to scream "LOLI PANTSU FOR SALE" in the street thatll lure him out for sure
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>LOLI PANTSU FOR SALE
YOU ARE SELLING LOLI PANTIES!?!
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>>112313
Wait, what kind of "loli panties" are we talking about: new fresh panties designed for lolis, or... used loli panties? drool

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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What do you talk about with your dog?
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wan wan wan! iyahoo
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We discuss complicated math subjects. We've solved 4 unsolved math problems by now but we're keeping the solutions to ourselves, humanity doesn't deserve to know them yet.

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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ren-chon!
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nyanpasu~
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Let's group together and voyage to some faraway uninhabited island and form our own little secluded society there.
I vouch for Amatignak Island, it's own american soil! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amatignak_Island
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uninhabited_island
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any user who discusses the heyuri society without once mentioning lolis or anything adjacent gets 1 million funny money and gets to spend a day with kaguya himself. anyone who does gets killed
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We should find an island in a territory with a very low age of consent and a military to defend it. Epstein made the mistake of using an island out in the middle of nowhere with no military so america just invaded and conquered it.
>>112308
You can't kill me if I have thousands of somalian mercenaries to defend me and my loli harem
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here's something inspirational, there exists a small settlement in an inhospitable sub-antarctic island called edinburgh of the seven seas with 300 habitants and a thriving culture! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edinburgh_of_the_Seven_Seas
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>>112308
Even though I agree that the discussion of such subjects is too saturated on the website, as you may know, all female heyurizens were banished during the Black Monday (see https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Black_monday). As such, the lack of fertile women will cause the extinction of the colony. I suggest the creation of the Ministry of Reproduction, that will take care of acquiring good fertile females in kidnapping expeditions and through trade with island countries of the orient.
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>>112319
Alaskan Natives also look the closest to Japanese out of all the American natives, so we should have good pickings.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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do they contain teh blood? glare
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Yeah, that's what makes them yummy.
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Konata's virgin period blood cookies
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>>112297
>Konata's virgin period blood cookies
tastes sweet (・∀・)

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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With 4 ears (human + neko) you can wear 2 headphones at once biggrin
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quadraphonic hearing is moe~!
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I would torture them by kidnapping them and playing two different songs at max volume in both different sets of headphones.
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>>112298
>I would torture them by kidnapping them and playing two different songs at max volume in both different sets of headphones.
bakemono! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>112298
KISAMA

that being said, why stop at two, you've got four ears
a truly EVIL being would play four different songs

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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futons > bed? glare
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believe it or not, that's someone's fetish
https://bbw-chan.link/inf/res/70081.html
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i sleep on the bed because i am a civilized european
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i sleept on a futon for 5 years, past years i did buy tatami mats + a smaller futon i put away! It's hard, but i like it. Best part of owning a futon is teh extra space which teh bed normally taeks up.
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>>112281
is there anything out there that isn't somebody's fetish?
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2D Cute@Heyuri
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GOAL! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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mugi-chan's wealth is strange to me, perhaps she'll haev to sell herself to pay of teh debt of all the money she stole! How will she get out of this!?
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is there any place to read old 少年マガジン issues around shouwa 40?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ultraman end
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kasa obake is goofy sweat2
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>is there any place to read old 少年マガジン issues around shouwa 40?
Have u looked into mandarake?

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