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Upon reading the New X-Men series of comics it suddenly struck me that the concept doesn't hold up as part of a wider Marvel universe.
The X-Men storylines, as an allegory for racism, is watered down by the existence of beloved superheroes inhabiting the same world. While it's true that the mutant issue has a tangential relation to genetics and a fear of the Homo Sapiens Sapiens of being replaced, i think it would only be logical for this fear to extend to a bulking mass of inraged destruction like the Hulk or even more humanoid superheroes that still display capabilities beyond natural humans like Spiderman. Specially considering that a mob guided by an "Us against them" way of thinking would hardly care to run DNA analysis for each individual that could potentially threaten their whole species in order to determine if they're mutants or simply a recipient of some miscellaneous radioactive accident. Either way it shouldn't make any difference since it has been stablished that some superpowers obtained incidentally can be passed down to the individual's descendence, namely the sons of Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Girl.
It also should be pointed out that other superheroes do go through a phase of, let's say, impopularity from time to time. However, this is most often due to specific actions of said hero or in atypical examples of widespread opposition to superheroes, it's originated for a concern over what superheroes do, not at the very concept of them (The whole Civil War storyline)
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Yes, this is something I've always thought about whenever the X-Men came up in relation to other heroes.The only ones I think get a pass are the Fantastic Four, since they were prominent in certain ways before getting powers, and I'm pretty sure their story of being hit by cosmic rays is well known.

How come people don't call Spider-Man a mutant? Have people heard his story of being bitten by a radioactive spider, and do they actually believe it? If they do, why?

It would have been an awesome idea if mutant genes were the whole reason for people having powers in the Marvel Universe that would give it a great overarching significance and get rid of these kinds of plot holes.

Of course we can't really expect that much. The Marvel "Universe" was assembled higgledy-piggledy from various comics that happened to be running at around the same time and only years after the fact was the concept of continuity and internal consistency taken seriously.
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Things like that often happen to big "universes" that include pre made canons by different people with different visions. Some elements just stop making sense. That's why I've always preferred well thought out stories in their own contained worlds instead of throwing everything into a blender like many franchises do nowadays
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A lot of these stories don't make sense in a wider context of superheroes living in the same world.
X-Men would probably be a lot less dumb if it wasn't in a setting with all the other heroes.

Some writers do make it out to be that the world of mutants is mostly just people who aren't really in a position to be actual heroes but are still weird or dangerous, and let that move things (so the X-Men themselves are seen as okay or at least tolerable, but your average rando mutant is considered a freak and should be put down).

but then you have weird shit like somebody talking to the Avengers or whatever and being like "man, I'm so glad you aren't like those creepy X-Men" to Cap or whatever -- I could be misremembering all the details, but the gist is there
which might be an attempt to drive the racial point home, that the specifics of how they have their powers shouldn't matter, but there's a lot of anti-mutant sentiment

it still feels fucked up that the whole thing with the movies means that fucking Iron Man of all heroes ended up more popular than Wolverine though, after decades of absolute X-Men domination
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>but then you have weird shit like somebody talking to the Avengers or whatever and being like "man, I'm so glad you aren't like those creepy X-Men" to Cap or whatever
Which stretches the suspension of disbelief even further because the X-Men are infinitely cooler than the Avengers

The Avengers "team" doesn't even have a uniform. ew. emo
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You're overthinking this.sweat2 Just fap to Rogue's ass and be happy blush

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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I'm sorry if I repeat what already had been made clear but it is my personal struggle in regards of this feature.

If not all file formats are allowed because that would imply that Heyuri can process them in a form that displays the contents (like all that currently are allowed are playable), then why not allow many other formats as exclusively downloadables and not necessarily able to display?
But what if you only want to share a file and not force Heyuri to display it like uploading .rar with a system of folders as purely a downloadable (because how do you open rar in browsers)?
The same going for mp3, flac, archive formats, pdf, asc and other signature formats (you can upload a playable mp3 by forcefully making it .mp4 anyway by a name change of an mp3 file and it plays properly).

My imageboard allowed any format but it would display an icon of what it is by format (if I set an icon) and had no way "to play" it, but instead it would download the file upon being clicked (and then user could run it and display locally).
It would possibly make the uploads board less frequented and less useful in comparison but it is more convenient. Uploads board had already been nerfed with the recent /b/ file size limit being raised that most files can fit.
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I'm OK with music formats being added since they're media liek images and videos, but not things liek PDFs since u can easily hide malicious stuffz in them

>Uploads board had already been nerfed with the recent /b/ file size limit being raised that most files can fit
I don't think teh HUEG file size limit will last, personally - it creates a nasty situation when we inevitably have to reduce it back to sane levels where some OC produced during this time period will no longer be able to be posted here (and will nevar be able to be posted elsewhere for teh promotions)

That's why I think it's bettar to have a "reasonable but more than enough" limit liek 16-20 MB smile
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add AVIF and WEBP
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>>67091
ewww are you one of those gay guys I've been hearing about?

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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would j00 slap her back?
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She would just scoff and tell you that you slap like a junk doll. If you are so insolent as to slap a lady, you had better do it like you mean it. nyaoo-closedeyes

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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blonde hair and teh blue eyes love
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Ero@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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雪女画像お願い

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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wat kind of bug is this? glare
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Judging by the long, straight wings and well-developed hind limbs, it appears to be some sort of Orthopteran that has tragically lost its forelegs. cry
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>>1125
>tragically lost its forelegs.
cruel! sad

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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日本語@へゆり
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スクール水着もOKです

dance2
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>>1360
最高だっぜ。
kuz スレード最高いるんだ、ブルマ万歳!
dance2dance2shii
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>>1360
ほら、確かにこのスレ―が大好き。
メリークリスマス!dance2
どうゃた?
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please do not do that.
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オレいつもブルマが大好きだよ!!!

Lounge@Heyuri
how does one date in the 21th century?
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Find that one extroverted homie, hope he knows at least 1 girl, and then as him to set you up with her.

Will it work? Not sure, but it's worth a shot I guess.
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How many females are on lounge? SHOW YOURSELF..
.. and go out with me, I'm better than all these other d0rks
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this reminds me of a post I saw this week elsewhere that was basically "we are in the loneliest era"
a ton of shit regarding meeting people just doesn't exist anymore
making friends these days is a bitch if you aren't currently in college (hang out at the student union/wherever a bunch of people meet up on campus), let alone finding love

the only reason I have a girlfriend is college, and I was hilariously close to being forever alone, goddamn
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What is she like?
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>>11757
We are also here partly because of decades of well-meaning but wrong-headed anti-social propaganda.

Stranger Danger, Anti-Hitchhiking,overreportage of crime... As well as general whining from anti-social people making it's way into pop culture. There are songs that play at parties that are about how shitty parties are.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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MAL: https://myanimelist.net/anime/35103/Tanabata_Monogatari
Watch it from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC_ByK7yvwk (20 minutes)

Teh automatic translation subtitles are a bit crappy but it's a kids anime that tells the story behind Tanabata, and enveloping all happiness in the world with VAGINAl fluids
You can read this to get the grasp of it too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanabata?useskin=vector#Story
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Happy Tanabata Heyuri! Today is the day Orihime and Hikoboshi is can meet. Look it up if u don't already know from anime
What is your wish? Post it ITT. This is Heyuri so anything is OK!
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I wish for death of myself and everyone here
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I want it to be warm enough to sleep outside
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I wish to be more sincere blush
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i wish the girl i like stops hating me and we start getting along
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I wish they would come back.

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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prepare 4 invasion, humans cool
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>destroyer of games.
no wonder all mai cartridges are b0rk! astonish
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Can the invader from the sea defeat a HUMAN DICK?
I doubt it! Prepare to lose, Ika-chan!

she'd totally fall for it, assuming you weren't obnoxious and obsessive like Sanae
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>she'd totally fall for it, assuming you weren't obnoxious and obsessive like Sanae
indeed. she'd be naive enough to fall for some lie liek "sex maeks you stronger and grants sekrit human knowledge" smile
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it doesn't feel right that this came out so long ago...
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>>1117
>it doesn't feel right that this came out so long ago...
time flies by fast sweat2

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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what's the deal with XMPP? How's it different from IRC?
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XMPP is for instant messaging
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>How's it different from IRC?
one difference is that it's called XMPP instead of IRC
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>>110244
Ok you're clearly new to all this shit so I'll explain in simple terms
xmpp is email for instant messaging
irc is dicksword but without only with text only servers and you have a different name on each one sort of
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xmpp is bussin

2D Ero@Heyuri
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a board with a sh0ta thread can't go without a milf thread! I shall start with misato happy
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Why people tend to think that all milfs have big b00bs? Milfs can be flat-chested, can't they?
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>>1157
>Milfs can be flat-chested, can't they?
if you've got flat-chested MILFs feel free to post them kuma6
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ゆゆ姫様お願い
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Lounge@Heyuri
Hello Heyuri. I am very disappointed with college. I didn't study at all in high school so, being from a semi-rich family I entered the private university next to my house. I am doing computer science and, just as I feared, all my the people are retarded and the classes are dumb. I was expecting at least one person to be genuinely passionate about programming and technology, but no. No one even knows what a terminal is. I was looking forward to making friends with similar interests, but at least 90% of my classmates are people who were unsure about what to do with their lives and chose CS, because they heard it was easy money.
As for the classes, we're going to learn python and java, react, artificial intelligence, cloud programming. I want to kill myself.
If I just hadn't completely slept through high school I could've got into a public uni and then, even if the classes were shit, I would still have a better chance of getting out of the country to do research, which is nonexistent here.
I want to kill myself.
Why would I listen to my teachers, why? MY LIFE IS FUCKING OVER
I WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY
I WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS GODFORSAKEN TOWN
I WILL NEVER LEAVE MY PARENT'S HOUSE
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT. MY FAULT. MY FAULT!!!!!
Heyuri.... you've always comforted me... what should I do? Should I wait and see if it gets better? Should I try to get into a public uni? Should I kill myself?
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almost everyone in my class used their laptops to play games or watch videos during class, the ones that didn't were constantly fiddling with their note-taking programs colors so I assume it's a "normal" thing?
if your uni sucks try finding passionate people outside of it, were there no people in high school who were passionate about programming? are there clubs or groups dedicated to programming/tech?

allow me to insert a very personal "I fucking hate uni, I have never been closer to suicide than the years I spent on uni, I can't even pass Programming 1 class for some goddamn reason"
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I think I am going to drop out of uni (also computer science) and live a poor life for the rest of my life bananabananaforudabananabanana
and by the rest of my life, I mean I hope I die really soon.
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Yeah That's me too man. All the greats who achieved great things connected with others working on their great thing. Having those happy friends to validate and encourage your best traits is so critical. I went to do a major I didn't care about, but my family has money, so after I failed at that I am back at it again, but in a program where not many people care. You need to find a way to start spending significant time with people doing the shit which matters, which will make your life feel like it matters. I for one am depressed because I'm doing the same old bullshit so far into this semester and not meeting my desires. Gotta do a little today to put shit which matters on my regular schedule.I love you and hope you're happy.
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Trade School is actually not a bad route and it's far cheaper if you are fine with blue-collar. Everyone forgets it's and option and skilled labor is in high demand (at least in the U.S. since everyone pushed for college degrees)

It's definitely not "better" than a college degree and you probably won't make as much money, but it's far better than just a HS diploma and still offers incredibly solid careers.
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If your already in college I'd recommend just sticking with it while your there and just keep the degree since you've already done part of the work.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I rushed out. The far side of our steep little street presented a peculiar sight. A big black glossy Packard had climbed Miss Opposite's sloping lawn at an angle from the sidewalk (where a tartan laprobe had dropped in a heap), and stood there, shining in the sun, its doors open like wings, its front wheels deep in evergreen shrubbery. To the anatomical right of this car, on the trim turn of the lawn-slope, an old gentleman with a white mustache, well-dressed—double-breasted gray suit, polka-dotted bow-tie—lay supine, his long legs together, like a death-size wax figure. I have to put the impact of an instantaneous vision into a sequence of words; their physical accumulation in the page impairs the actual flash, the sharp unity of impression: Rug-heap, car, old man-doll, Miss O.'s nurse running with a rustle, a half-empty tumbler in her hand, back to the screened porch—where the propped-up, imprisoned, decrepit lady herself may be imagined screeching, but not loud enough to drown the rhythmical yaps of the Junk setter walking from group to group—from a bunch of neighbors already collected on the sidewalk, near the bit of checked stuff, and back to the car which he had finally run to earth, and then to another group on the lawn, consisting of Leslie, two policemen and a sturdy man with tortoise shell glasses. At this point, I should explain that the prompt appearance of the patrolmen, hardly more than a minute after the accident, was due to their having been ticketing the illegally parked cars in a cross lane two blocks down the grade; that the fellow with the glasses was Frederick Beale, Jr., driver of the Packard; that his 79-year-old father, whom the nurse had just watered on the green bank where he lay—a banked banker so to speak—was not in a dead faint, but was comfortably and methodically recovering from a mild heart attack or its possibility; and, finally, that the laprobe on the sidewalk (where she had so often pointed out to me with disapproval the crooked green cracks) concealed the mangled remains of Charlotte Humbert who had been knocked down and dragged several feet by the Beale car as she was hurrying across the street to drop three letters in the mailbox, at the corner of Miss Opposite's lawn. These were picked up and handed to me by a pretty child in a dirty pink frock, and I got rid of them by clawing them to fragments in my trouser pocket.

Three doctors and the Farlows presently arrived on the scene and took over. The widower, a man of exceptional self-control, neither wept nor raved. He staggered a bit, that he did; but he opened his mouth only to impart such information or issue such directions as were strictly necessary in connection with the identification, examination and disposal of a dead woman, the top of her head a porridge of bone, brains, bronze hair and blood. The sun was still a blinding red when he was put to bed in Dolly's room by his two friends, gentle John and dewy-eyed Jean; who, to be near, retired to the Humberts' bedroom for the night; which, for all I know, they may not have spent as innocently as the solemnity of the occasion required.

I have no reason to dwell, in this very special memoir, on the pre-funeral formalities that had to be attended to, or on the funeral itself, which was as quiet as the marriage had been. But a few incidents pertaining to those four or five days after Charlotte's simple death, have to be noted.

My first night of widowhood I was so drunk that I slept as soundly as the child who had slept in that bed. Next morning I hastened to inspect the fragments of letters in my pocket. They had got too thoroughly mixed up to be sorted into three complete sets. I assumed that "... and you had better find it because I cannot buy... " came from a letter to Lo; and other fragments seemed to point to Charlotte's intention of fleeing with Lo to Parkington, or even back to Pisky, lest the vulture snatch her precious lamb. Other tatters and shreds (never had I thought I had such strong talons) obviously referred to an application not to St. A. but to another boarding school which was said to be so harsh and gray and gaunt in its methods (although supplying croquet under the elms) as to have earned the nickname of "Reformatory for Young Ladies." Finally, the third epistle was obviously addressed to me. I made out such items as "... after a year of separation we may... "

"... oh, my dearest, oh my... "

"... worse than if it had been a woman you kept..."

"... or, maybe, I shall die..." But on the whole my gleanings made little sense; the various fragments of those three hasty missives were as jumbled in the palms of my hands as their elements had been in poor Charlotte's head.

That day John had to see a customer, and Jean had to feed her dogs, and so I was to be deprived temporarily of my friends' company. The dear people were afraid I might commit suicide if left alone, and since no other friends were available (Miss Opposite was incommunicado, the McCoos were busy building a new house miles away, and the Chatfields had been recently called to Maine by some family trouble of their own), Leslie and Louise were commissioned to keep me company under the pretense of helping me to sort out and pack a multitude of orphaned things. In a moment of superb inspiration I showed the kind and credulous Farlows (we were waiting for Leslie to come for his paid tryst with Louise) a little photograph of Charlotte I had found among her affairs. From a boulder she smiled through blown hair. It had been taken in April 1934, a memorable spring. While on a business visit to the States, I had had occasion to spend several months in Pisky. We met—and had a mad love affair. I was married, alas, and she was engaged to Haze, but after I returned to Europe, we corresponded through a friend, now dead. Jean whispered she had heard some rumors and looked at the snapshot, and, still looking, handed it to John, and John removed his pipe and looked at lovely and fast Charlotte Becker, and handed it back to me. Then they left for a few hours. Happy Louise was gurgling and scolding her swain in the basement. hardly had the Farlows gone than a blue-chinned cleric called—and I tried to make the interview as brief as was consistent with neither hurting his feelings nor arousing his doubts. Yes, I would devote all my life to the child's welfare. Here, incidentally, was a little cross that Charlotte Becker had given me when we were both young. I had a female cousin, a respectable spinster in New York. There we would find a good private school for Dolly. Oh, what a crafty Humbert!

For the benefit of Leslie and Louise who might (and did) report it to John and Jean I made a tremendously loud and beautifully enacted long-distance call and simulated a conversation with Shirley Holmes. When John and Jean returned, I completely took them in by telling them, in a deliberately wild and confused mutter, that Lo had gone with the intermediate group on a five-day hike and could not be reached.

"Good Lord," said Jean, "what shall we do?"

John said it was perfectly simple—he would get the Climax police to find the hikers—it would not take them an hour. In fact, he knew the country and— "Look," he continued, "why don' I drive there right now, and you may sleep with Jean"—(he did not really add that but Jean supported his offer so passionately that it might be implied).

I broke down. I pleaded with John to let things remain the way they were. I said I could not bear to have the child all around me, sobbing, clinging to me, she was so high-strung, the experience might react on her future, psychiatrists have analyzed such cases. There was a sudden pause.

"Well, you are the doctor," said John a little bluntly. "But after all I was Charlotte's friend and adviser. One would like to know what you are going to do about the child anyway."

"John," cried Jean, "she is his child, not Harold Haze's. Don't you understand? Humbert is Dolly's real father."

"I see," said John. "I am sorry. Yes. I see. I did not realize that. It simplifies matters, of course. And whatever you feel is right."

The distraught father went on to say he would go and fetch his delicate daughter immediately after the funeral, and would do his best to give her a good time in totally different surroundings, perhaps a trip to New Mexico or California—granted, of course, he lived.

So artistically did I impersonate the calm of ultimate despair, the hush before some crazy outburst, that the perfect Farlows removed me to their house. They had a good cellar, as cellars go in this country; and that was helpful, for I feared insomnia and a ghost.

Now I must explain my reasons for keeping Dolores away. Naturally, at first, when Charlotte had just been eliminated and I re-entered the house a free father, and gulped down the two whiskey-and-sodas I had prepared, and topped them with a pint or two of my "pin," and went to the bathroom to get away from neighbors and friends, there was but one thing in my mind and pulse—namely, the awareness that a few hours hence, warm, brown—haired, and mine, mine, mine, Lolita would be in my arms, shedding tears that I would kiss away faster than they could well. But as I stood wide-eyed and flushed before the mirror, John Farlow tenderly tapped to inquire if I was okay—and I immediately realized it would be madness on my part to have her in the house with all those busybodies milling around and scheming to take her away from me. Indeed, unpredictable Lo herself might—who knows?—show some foolish distrust of me, a sudden repugnance, vague fear and the like—and gone would be the magic prize at the very instant of triumph.

Speaking of busybodies, I had another visitor—friend Beale, the fellow who eliminated my wife. Stodgy and solemn, looking like a kind of assistant executioner, with his bulldog jowls, small black eyes, thickly rimmed glasses and conspicuous nostrils, he was ushered in by John who then left us, closing the door upon us, with the utmost tact. Suavely saying he had twins in my stepdaughter's class, my grotesque visitor unrolled a large diagram he had made of the accident. It was, as my stepdaughter would have put it, "a beaut," with all kinds of impressive arrows and dotted lines in varicolored inks. Mrs. H. H.'s trajectory was illustrated at several points by a series of those little outline figures—doll-like wee career girl or WAC—used in statistics as visual aids. Very clearly and conclusively, this route came into contact with a boldly traced sinuous line representing two consecutive swerves—one which the Beale car made to avoid the Junk dog (dog not shown), and the second, a kind of exaggerated continuation of the first, meant to avert the tragedy. A very black cross indicated the spot where the trim little outline figure had at last come to rest on the sidewalk. I looked for some similar mark to denote the place on the embankment where my visitor's huge wax father had reclined, but there was none. That gentleman, however, had signed the document as a witness underneath the name of Leslie Tomson, Miss Opposite and a few other people.

With his hummingbird pencil deftly and delicately flying from one point to another, Frederick demonstrated his absolute innocence and the recklessness of my wife: while he was in the act of avoiding the dog, she slipped on the freshly watered asphalt and plunged forward whereas she should have flung herself not forward but backward (Fred showed how by a jerk of his padded shoulder). I said it was certainly not his fault, and the inquest upheld my view.

Breathing violently though jet-black tense nostrils, he shook his head and my hand; then, with an air of perfect savoir vivre and gentlemanly generosity, he offered to pay the funeral-home expenses. He expected me to refuse his offer. With a drunken sob of gratitude I accepted it. This took him aback. Slowly, incredulously, he repeated what he had said. I thanked him again, even more profusely than before.

In result of that weird interview, the numbness of my soul was for a moment resolved. And no wonder! I had actually seen the agent of fate. I had palpated the very flesh of fate—and its padded shoulder. A brilliant and monstrous mutation had suddenly taken place, and here was the instrument. Within the intricacies of the pattern (hurrying housewife, slippery pavement, a pest of a dog, steep grade, big car, baboon at its wheel), I could dimly distinguish my own vile contribution. Had I not been such a fool—or such an intuitive genius—to preserve that journal, fluids produced by vindictive anger and hot shame would not have blinded Charlotte in her dash to the mailbox. But even had they blinded her, still nothing might have happened, had not precise fate, that synchronizing phantom, mixed within its alembic the car and the dog and the sun and the shade and the wet and the weak and the strong and the stone. Adieu, Marlene! Fat fate's formal handshake (as reproduced by Beale before leaving the room) brought me out of my torpor; and I wept. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury—I wept.
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i'm too lazy to read all of that... (;´Д`)
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Every Heyurizen should read this book.

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So, I've just picked up learning Finnish this week, and things have been going pretty swell so far. Most of my immersion has been through language tutorials and watching old episodes of mumintrollen. But tonight, I decided I better venture out and search for some totally legit immersion, via the powers of the internet. And well... this was the first video I stumbled across
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q87-ObrusfQ
I can't escape them no matter what I do waha
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perkele! Why Finnish of all language? unsure
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Because I want to have better communication with my finnish frens tongue

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garupan had a pretty good mix between CGI and teh 2d smile
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Mao-chan is the best tank girls anime even though only one of them has a tank
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garu pantsu?
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>garu pantsu?
pantsu!?
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WHAT ARE PANTSU FOR!?
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>WHAT ARE PANTSU FOR!?
so when ur in teh tank no one can see your manko... otherwise it increases the chances of spontaneous secks while in battle blush

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P&S2's coming soon, anyone excited?
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Maybe season 2 will be better? biggrin
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maybe - but what's cool about it's Trigger that's making it! happy
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nigra
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why did Studio Nigger turn them all into niggers?
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cuz it be dai-no-MITE, baby! nigramona2tacgnol

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i enjoyed this vn ( ´ω`) It was one of teh first i played... saya wins ending FTW
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4th - her lolicious body!!! love
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>4th - her lolicious body!!!
IT SUX SO MUCH THAT THERE ISN'T ENOUGH PR0N OF HER! ヽ(`Д´)ノ also that innards jelly looks delicious smile
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Would you eat it, even if u know it's ingredients? We do know, that it taste delicious tho! x3
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>Would you eat it, even if u know it's ingredients?
yes since she would haev put work into killing the prey blush and it would be rude to refuse
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agree, we wouldn't want too hurt little saya's feelings! happy

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