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Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you.


READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE

Please listen to this angel's request......

If you do the small favor she asks to come true, She will be sent down to guard and protect you.

Please....do it for Jenny.

Send ten copies and see what happens in four days. You will get a surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

Good luck, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must leave your hands in 24 hours.................................
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Heyuri-tan was so happy about the house she had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be golden showers, and loli-orgies; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Heyuri-tan asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Kaguya was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Kaguya took a puff. Heyuri-tan couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Kaguya was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Kaguya started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Heyuri-tan wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Kaguya away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Kaguya cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Kaguya drove on in a fit of wild anger, Heyuri-tan knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Kaguya was dead. They said "Heyuri-tan, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Heyuri-tan cried. "We're sorry, Heyuri-tan, they also died." Heyuri-tan prayed, "Kamisama, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Heyuri-tan's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Heyuri-tan died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you.


READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE

Please listen to this angel's request......

If you do the small favor she asks to come true, She will be sent down to guard and protect you.

Please....do it for Heyuri-tan.

Send ten copies and see what happens in four days. You will get a surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

Good luck, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must leave your hands in 24 hours.................................
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ctrl-F'd bel-air and got 0 results, disappointed, didn't read.

Lounge@Heyuri
This is list of threads all related to Azumanga Daioh, with a lot of flashes, and other media linked in most of the threads. It's taking too long to sort all of it myself so if you find something in there, share it in this スレ kudasai (=゚ω゚)ノ
https://web.archive.org/web/20030211014529/http://www.patipati.com/oosaka/subback.html
Same here, except flash in general
https://web.archive.org/web/20031207135247/http://pc4.2ch.net/swf/subback.html
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2ch style textboards are perfect. I hate imageboards ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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(・∀・)あ?
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these are good, thx for sharing ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Lounge@Heyuri
Do you ever think about how many statistical anomaly types you casually run into online? For example, I'm pretty sure a number of people here are autistic or something, but personally, I've never met an autistic person in even once in my real life. And from what I've read, autistic people finding each other in real life is very rare.Or members of different races; you run into them often enough online,(as they never cease to remind you.),but in real life I've never met a Jew or a Latino, and hardly spoken to any Asians.

Basically what I'm getting at is that I feel like this has certain unacknowledged implications on things like giving and recieving advice. If you ask for advice in a large forum, on something like romance you will attract people who are interested in the topic of romance, but beyond that they will have no commonality.

Some will be hopeless romantics, others will be cold pragmatists, some will be playboys and some will be prudes, some will be lucky in love and others will be coming off a bad breakup. Basically, it's too many myriad experiences to be useful to. Too many choices at play.

Even worse, these people don't know you. If you're a sensible person you probably didn't give away much info about yourself, but even if you give loads, some stranger can't perfectly reconstruct the situation you're in--thus their advice will be hopelessly general and be more about 'what worked for me.' than relevant to your situation. And again that notion of myriad experiences (with a number of statistical anomalies in the mix) comes in.

Let's say you ask for advice on the best way to approach a girl. You have this idea about how if you see one you like at the park you'll approach her and say hi. However, the forum you proposed this idea on has an unusually high number of chicks who hate being hit on by random guys, higher than in the general population of women in real life, so of course they tell you that whichever girl you might go for will also hate being hit on by a random guy. But how can they be sure? They don't know you or the girl. Maybe she is an accommodating person and an approach like that is perfectly fine for her.
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I was just considering how getting advice and ideas about things from the Internet is an (obviously) crappy idea because any thread on any given topic is a tiny sample size, and a biased one at that, so after reading thru the whole thing you leave with very slanted ideas that don't really reflect the general population or really tell you what you should do.

If you allow me to get vaguely political, just earlier I was reading a thread on Reddit where the OP asked if the 1970s were 'as creepy as they seem in hindsight', which prompted several women to say that yes, they were creepy, and cite various negative experiences women faced, like sexual assault and such.

This got me thinking about the numerous other threads I'd seen where women expressed no problems with living in the 70s (anymore than any other decade), many even considering it better than right now, and feeling glad they were around then.

That's when it occurred to me that every thread courts a certain audience, first culled from the general userbase of the site (who in the majority cling to a certain worldview), then further culled by the 'group' which the thread came out of (subreddit or whatever else), which is focused on a certain topic, and approaches that topic according to the biases of the site (as well as some of their own), and then the OP, aware subconciously of the inherent biases in the site, uses leading language in their original post, aiming to court a certain audience.

Like in my example, why would the OP use the phrase 'as creepy as they seem in hindsight' unless they were seeking to court an audience that would confirm their pre-conceived biases?
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>I was just considering how getting advice and ideas about things from the Internet is an (obviously) crappy idea because any thread on any given topic is a tiny sample size, and a biased one at that, so after reading thru the whole thing you leave with very slanted ideas that don't really reflect the general population or really tell you what you should do.

It's true, but the same applies IRL - more so in fact. As long as you're asking in multiple sites/groups, the Internet is a far broader pool of opinions than you could ever hope to find IRL. Whether that makes it better or not is debatable
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People in this site are not autistic, they are Schizoids.
There is a very clear difference monapc
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>People in this site are not autistic, they are Schizoids.
I was diagnosed with teh spergz0rs... banana
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>There is a very clear difference
As a kid my sensei/parents always suspected I was autistic, though I failed professional tests for it
It took several meetings with some psychiatrist very later on, until getting told about SzPD. At least that explained why was I being asked about hearing voices all the time (schizophrenia's negative symptoms are apparently similar) purin

Lounge@Heyuri
"Every time I'd see some international political news (usually war-related) in my college cafeteria, I would somberly utter,
"So that's what the world has chosen...".
Then I would pretend to make a call on my cell phone, spouting off lines like, "It's me. It seems as though xxx (some president's name) is going to take us on..."
Then I would say, "Yes, I understand. It is his decision to make in the end. La jodasoh steana (made-up words of farewell)." in the most gravest of tones, and finish my meal with a lonely air about myself.
I'd always intimidate the people around me like this."
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I didn't know John Titor existed outside of Steins; until I went to a lecture where he got brought up, so I was briefly exited that the lecturer was a fan in that moment.
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>>11074
But little did 11074-san know, that when the lecture was over and all the students have left for their dorms, their professor is a very different man. Alone in the lecture hall, sitting in his office chair, he whispers to himself... "El...Psy...Congroo..."
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>>11075
*GATE OF STEINER plays in the background while the professor laughs maniacally*
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I can only report that the lecture ended early because the professor, as he claimed, was afflicted by a migraine.
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>>11093
it wasnt a migraine.....
IT WAS THE ORGANIZATION SENDING ELECTROMAGNETIC WAVES TO HIS BRAIN SO HE WOULDNT TELL THE TRUTH!

Lounge@Heyuri
711chan is back!
For a while, the domain had redirected to the official 7 Eleven website, but it's finally up again! It's too early to say much about it though. Everything is the same as it was since its shutdown; no new posts have been made yet. As it stands, it's a time capsule waiting to be opened.

So, what do you think? ヽ(´∇`)ノ

link: https://www.711chan.net/
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Welp, I tried posting for the first time but it seems to be b0rked for me. ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Maybe 2437-san was right, the damn thing doesn't work after all. Or maybe it's on my end, who knows.

The site uses Kusaba X, which according to a poster from this thread: https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/128966.html (where I also found about 711chan's revival) is unstable. So make of that what you will.
And I was looking forward to posting there too. Oh well. (;´Д`)
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There's a reason why everyone generally sticks with lynxchan or jschan these days, boring as they are ^^;
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Disregard above post! It works nao! ( ´ω`)
On another note, it's nice to see that within the couple of days it's been up, there's already been a lot of activity. What will the future hold for 711chan?
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>I think we're at a crossroads where Heyuri can either sit idly by and fade into staleness and irrelevance, or put pedal to teh metal and remain the place to be ヽ(´∇`)ノ
( ̄ー ̄) hmph~!
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Yawn. Let me know when 712chan is out.

Lounge@Heyuri
The idea of "chuunibyou" by itself is a sort of silent rebellion against the riajuu, the normies that have plagued our existence since forever.
Do not kill the part of you that is considered embarrassing, kill the part that gets embarrassed.
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normie is an ok word and exists way longer than 4chan, so shut up
we have to stop this faggotry of stopping the use of an word solely "cuz teh evil 4coocks use tehm "
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But i still remember posts being removed and people getting corrected for using "normie"... banana
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>>10912
are you lt77?
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>>10943
He is not.
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>>10913
no way. impossible. i won't believe it. the jay once
harshly corrected me for getting too lax
with the terminology many moons ago. that memory
serves as evidence that nf was original and correct
and n was the newer incorrect version.
anyone else doing it at the same time was wrong
compared to my abusive oniichan.

Lounge@Heyuri
i need a website
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I don't know.
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who
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I'm looking for a sort of archive
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aahub ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Lounge@Heyuri
They're pretty fucking awesome. Ever wondered what a chuunibyou visual kei band would sound and be like? Well, THAT'S Phantasm.
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this dingus thinks the best visual kei band isn't malice mizer... oh, how our society has fallen depression
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visual kei is too faggy for my taste
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is NO PAINS: NO GAINZ a faggy lyric?
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The best visual kei band is BUCK-TICK. Get off my lawn!

Lounge@Heyuri
No matter how absurd it is. Isekai, whatever, anything goes.
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This site doesn't necessarily attract scatfags, it's rather ordinary heyurizens awakening their fetish by seeing the pr0nz. It's a contagious fetish
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I wish that everyone except me gets turned into a 2d loli 4evar.
Also, becoming omnipotent would also be nice I guess...
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>>10989
I'd become a 2D loli as well?
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To have a furry house-wife.
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to never pee or poop again

Lounge@Heyuri
Pixel art is a retarded term, because all digital art is "pixel art"
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It's called pixel art because it's created on a pixel-by-pixel level, not because it's made up of pixels (^^;

Also it's totally possible to make digital art that consists of code/instructions rather than pixels...

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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how many retarded meme references can one fit into a single image?
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=99765
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Didn't deserve to be baleeted IMHO
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I don't even know what's supposed to be wrong with that image sweat
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If you look closely the book says "MORBING" on the side which I'm pretty sure is in direct violation of rules 7 and/or 8. The "moderator" that said it shouldn't have been deleted should be demodded and permab& or at least severely punished for defending that vile "image". I'm literally going to kill myself if I ever see another "image" like that again. 😞🔫

(USER WAS SEVERELY PUNISHED FOR THIS POST)
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i made the thread that OP is (presumably) complaining about and im still not sure what the point of this is...
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donmai, the thread is fine. I think only some image in it was deleted because it contains some new memes most of us seem to be unaware of unsure
In any case, it's not to be made a big deal of

Lounge@Heyuri
bad morning
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Have a nice day, that's all I hear every day
Have a nice day, I don't believe a word you say
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*thunderclap*
*Dark metal riff*

Bad afternoon...depression
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GLAD evening! onigiri
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anxious morning (;´Д`)
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>>10980
please make more posts like this

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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in rules it shows talk about /vote/ witch i belive needs to be moved or fixed? seems out of place since its out of place on cgi.
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the url for "Protect your username, use a tripcode!"
should be this below
https://www.heyuri.net/index.php?view=faq#tripcode
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changed the URL
I will do something about the rules page soon too

Lounge@Heyuri
i had a dream about this site. i dun even use it anymoar(・A・)
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you know what you have to do now
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(・A・). . .
heyuri virus has infected you. even if you try to escape it, it will always be with you.

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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cp on b
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97047
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more cp on heyuri
99409
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>>66515
Already got it, thanks!
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>https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=99428
It's fake - they uploaded the "file deleted" image sweat2

Lounge@Heyuri
hey kaguya, have you abandoned indiachan? do you even care?
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Since when did Kaguya care about anything? (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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Hello detective goo
Glow in the poo
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નમસ્તે સર, મારે ઈન્ડિયાચનની મુલાકાત લેવી છે

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It's a little annoying how all the text is sometimes invisible for a few seconds when you load a page on Heyuri. Consider fixing it by adding "font-display:swap;" into teh CSS. Like this:

@font-face {
font-family: 'Osaka';
font-style: normal;
unicode-range: U+0-10FFFF;
font-weight: normal;
src: url('https://static.heyuri.net/css/Osaka.woff');
font-display: swap;
}

This causes the browser to use an alternate/default font until the font file has finished loading, and then swaps to the correct font.
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should be fixed now

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Im pretty sure its not intentional for the ANUS filter to produce raw html syntax like this?
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wait maybe we could do some fun html injection with this
dark
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seems safe

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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!!! CALL NBI!

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Rule 0
It's pretty obviously cosmo, even if she's using a different IP

https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=98376#p98495
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B&
Although cosmo claims it's not her, since we can't verify anything on internets, acting like a ban evader (or giving me enough reason to think ur underage) is enough for ban
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>is enough for ban
shouldn't be
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Why wouldn't it be obvious? She's replying directly to the person who dissed her.
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>>66480
I meant that, if acting like a teenagers is enough for a ban, then that would mean 50% of our user base would have to be wiped out

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