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i did it, fellas.

I made 11 microwave burritos, wrapped the individually, they will go into teh freezer and will stay there until i am hungreh
each burrito is about 450 calories each, and with teh spicy meatz onigiri
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how many are mine?
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I'll split my one burrito with younyaoo-closedeyes
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>I'll split my one burrito with you
yay!!! iyahooonigiriiyahoo
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I made a big mistake...

orz

the burritos are too good... it feels horrible to only have one. but i have limited myself to only one a day..

2D Ero@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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at first I was like cool but then dark

orz...
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LOL'd at teh sudden cut. If he didn't survive...
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>At least he manage to stay a hero for 10 second!
And got posted in TEH HEYURI.NET. Which i'd say was more than worth dying for nyaoo-closedeyes
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want me to maek you into a hero forever @ Heyuri.net? biggrin
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>>136418
Please! onigiri
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>>136418
But make sure to not shoot yourself first, dummy unsure
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orz crycrycrycry

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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SEEGAAAAAAAA
sage
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my best friend slept all day, we didnt get to hang out on teh friday night. 😢
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Moar like REIGA amirite? biggrin
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I... I dropped my contact lenses, let me come really close so can read it.
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So every time she eats food, not too long after, she's gonna pass stinky gas on the SEGA logo? Wow, not cool. What a disrespect to the company that brought us Shenmue and Dynamite Dux

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i dont know how you english-speaking anons call doraemon's gadgets but here they are called ciuschi (pronounced tchoosky)

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HEIL HITLAR
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everyone knows black and white is teh original, not some AI >>136342 upscale color one!
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>>136345
HEIL HEYURI!
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i like japan because japan likes nazis
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Dad, you're going in wrong....
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LIES! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IM DOING...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR2qjvsqNSk

If you remember this song then you are legendary heyuri oldfag
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HANDS UP
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Remember it? I was teh one who posted it biggrin
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>>136372
I heard it randomly and it triggered a flashback. but I don't exactly remember what the context it was posted in was...
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I know it was in reply to something, but I don't remember the exact context either sweat2

I assume teh OP had something like "put your hands up" that made me think of the song
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I either don't remember this or i'm hearing it for the first time. But it's a great song dance

2D Cute@Heyuri
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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teh heaven ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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🌟👶🌟

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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ITT Post infants and toddlers.
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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war crime? nah, i won't kill any civilians.
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>>136326
That just makes it hotter. drool
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Did someone say war crime???
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>>136360
i heard he drank some water and was ok after

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I found this pic in my drive, sent to me by a Heyurizen, but possibly wasn't posted here b4
Teh difference between 2025 and 2020 feels smaller than the one between 2003 and 2008, despite both being 5 years apart nyaoo-closedeyes
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>>136227
The 2020s started in 2021. There is no year zero.
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lxde awesome
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2020 was very eventful. We got the pandemic, the protests in the US, the wildfires in Australia, the explosion in Beirut and a bunch of other stuff. And even afterwards, we've got the war in Ukraine and the AI craze
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>>136325
How fucking sad and lame sweat3
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>>136325
Oh and raiding people on zoom, raiding classes, sitting at home, every game got filled with noobs so ranking proggression was free

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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this is more insightful than it seems at first glance...
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>>136098
What made you want to fuck 2006 and not 2003?
Was it the giant strawberry? unsure
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>>136099

No, she just looks cuter imo but i would take the 2003 version of her and fuck her on top of that giant strawberry lol.
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It might be not very insightful to call a girl uhhh "strawberry"... Makes me understand the comments

Could we like, Japanese beam her and keep the cutest aspects to make as lolita as possible? I liked all before 2009 btw, 2009 was a bit too much monster high girl generation and MLP girl and i was a bit bullyied by the former...
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I don't think it's been said yet, they're all organically posed whereas the current one is just equally extended limbs head on, I think it definitely adds to the fact that she looks fucking lifeless. closed-eyes2

Also would hit 1991 to 2009. blush
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All things go to shit eventually. Learn to enjoy good thigns while they last

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WTF CAKEY!1!1!!!11!
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Probably poisoned. sweat3
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>>136177
>Probably poisoned.
But Cakey is already eated... Σ(゚д゚|||)
Will Desu be alright...? sad
Desu...!

Your fortune: Average luck
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>Will Desu be alright...?
im afraid she's... DIED! (´人`) desu~
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>>136216
nah she just nap'd after having to much cakey
she is alright( ´ω`)
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Fuck DESU! angry Post BOKU instead!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I didn't jack off today (yet), haven't eaten yet, and I might see my girl later today. Ain't work today because I'm off from work.

tongue
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>>136261
>Be the type of person that warrants your quality of life
I deserve to live in a castle with a harem of about half a dozen lolis and dozens of servants because of how smart and good I am, and because I don't enjoy working. Being a hard worker is a great lifestyle for those who enjoy working hard or those who are evil enough to deserve suffering but it's not for everyone.
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136272-san here, updating after my day is over
Today was a failure too, with all my time wasted on internets, I did all preparations for working but didn't actually had the necessary magical "urge" to start anything. Tomorrow I will do better! Probably! biggrin
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>>136270
i need to get like you
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>>136336
See ya tomorrow tongue

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Purebred lolis only. No untermensch
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NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
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R A P E
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>>136282
JESUS CHRIST!!!! glare
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>>136283
LOL raep lion
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>>136305
plz make banner of this 🙇‍♂️
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>>136283
holy shit astonish

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Which side would you have been on?
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I always root for the underdog (´ー`)
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left side
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obvious teh 4th wall - who do u think he's looking at? ME! I would just view from teh distance - pouring fuel to teh fire for teh lolz.

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