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loli baek pizza smile
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>fried pizza
i didn't expect that to be true... but turns out it is
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ichigo mashimaro has very quickly become the unofficial heyuri anime (;´Д`)
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please no, i was just joking
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that's kinda funny
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Maybe the perfect storm of gen Z Azumanga kiddos discovering IM, plus the new Minami-ke anime announced a few days ago hopefully being successful, and the success of Wataten will have japanese businessmen throwing suitcases full of money to fund a new season of IM. Even if they have to tie Barasui to a chair and force him to write enough new material for it.

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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How come my post in this thread, (the one about fried pizza) keeps disappearing? I can't think of any rule I'm breaking. Is it because the image was posted recently? I cropped it slightly so it would be different--and anyway, you usually get a warning for that before you post.
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>Is it because the image was posted recently?
the post with the fried pizza image (which for the record was my post) was made very recently, so then seeing that same phrase + image feels forced.
>I cropped it slightly so it would be different
you can't upload teh same image if it's already up on that board for a reason, aside from preventing duplication it keeps the content fresh. Trying to get around it by very slightly cropping the image is lame (;´Д`)


and making the same post right after it gets deleted isn't a good idea, BTW.
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I didn't see it, but it doesn't sound grounds for a ban/mute...

Different users reposting an image and phrase previously seen on teh board in different contexts is how something turns into an meme (a "forced meme" is when it's just 1 user or an off-site group pushing it), and u could be killing it prematurely by acting liek every post here needs to be 100% unique/oc-donut-steel sweat2
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>so then seeing that same phrase + image feels forced.

I guess I see where your coming from, but on the other hand, don't jokes sometimes improve from being repeated in different contexts? That's the rationale behind any running gag. The same joke repeated in different contexts. Each new context adds something to the joke, and sometimes it can build to absurd hilarity. Someone could have easily replied to my post in a way that ingeniously built on it.
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>>67111
Ha, this is what I was trying to explain. You beat me to it.xd
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>>67111
>u could be killing it prematurely by acting liek every post here needs to be 100% unique/oc-donut-steel
gomen for being too strict if that's teh case. foruda Anyway i see wat you mean, sorry for the trouble OP (^Д^)

日本語@へゆり
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一台欲しいな
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黄ばんでいる...俺のPS1でさえ、今はこんな感じだ
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軍隊が古いゲーム機等から半導体を取り出して兵器に転用してるらしいね。
円安で日本に買いにきてる訪日客も多いせいかレトロゲーも微妙に値上がりしてる気がする。
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>円安で日本に買いにきてる訪日客も多いせいかレトロゲーも微妙に値上がりしてる気がする。
もともと全世界のため作られたんじゃないから残念な
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ゲーム機はおしっこそう。。。
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秋葉原の「レトロゲームショップ フレンズ」は8月末完全閉店予定だそうです
まだ一回も行ったことない…

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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manko (´¬`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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♫ I got my mind seeeeeet ooooooon youuuuuu! ♫
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🎶 dance2
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We welcome you, to crackerbox palace.
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It's hard to believe there's only ~10 years of difference between these videos. Harrison looks like he aged 20-30 years in that time. Maybe it was the beard that made him look way older than he actually was (he was in his 40s in the "Got My Mind" video)

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pedos of heyuri have you ever told any family member or friends about your attraction? how did they take it? did your relationship with them change?
this question is also for those who are only attracted to fictional characters
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most of my friends know I like loli
none of my family does though
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i have been kicked out of multiple communities within the past few years for liking kids cry
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>>110555
what's this have to do with anime?
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>>110821
the only anime I watch is loli anime so if my family caught me watching anime it would be that
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my best friend knows that I am a lolicon. I've shown him a few works, but he wasn't really enthusiastic.
he likes mature women, however, so he's appreciated some straight shota doujins I recommended him. almost a year ago we had a touhou shota doujin thread here and he enjoyed himself ヽ(´ー`)ノ
I think if I told some of my other friends, they would disown me.

2D Ero@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I wonder how do they shoot these outdoor nudity picz. Is it legal?
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maybe it's an inside job ph34r
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(゚ー゚)
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>>110652
You can't do an inside job when you're outside!
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>>110678
teh whole street is bought, and anyone in teh background is a paid actor glare
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How a human can have such a perfect body? drool

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Any chance of there being a way to not have the email field be remembered?

I've been hit with this a few times, getting an option applied to a post because I didn't notice the email field had sage instead of noko in it or whatever, and I've seen a few others be hit with it too.
in general, you only really want to sage/fortune/flag/nokoflag a specific post, and it's very easy to forget that it got saved; I pretty much only want noko on 99% of my posts

always noko is checked, but it doesn't do this
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Why don't we just delete the option to post on Heyuri altogether at this point dark
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just make another field called special, you can put noko, sage, fortune, roll, etc in it

this way special gets auto filled and email wont be auto filled anymore
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>>67100
Bad idea. JS wizardry to make the field not remember "sage"/"fortune"/"flag"(/"noko" if auto noko isn't checked) etc shouldn't be that hard

2D Ero@Heyuri
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here's one i picked out
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3621.swf
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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teh only grievance is that blood tastes gross!
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2D Cute@Heyuri
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the whole franchise is so cute
and it even has a few cute girls (*´人`*)
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>>2010
ヽ(´∇`)ノ
love this artist lol
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Who's your favorite Tohu?
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all are cool.
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dragons.
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chen
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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he gets to sit near teh manko, does this maek you jealous?
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I feel an envious bloodlust against dogs who get to see cute girls nekkid angry
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>I feel an envious bloodlust against dogs who get to see cute girls nekkid
try cooking it, maybe you can convince her to show you her body with your pet-cooking skillz

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i haev a gift for you biggrin
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How much do I win?! astonish
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>How much do I win?!
ALL OF IT smile
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Dejiko reminded me of something
Big 4 packages opening this morning or at worst later today nyaoo2
I remember I failed to deliver muni-mag
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What an honour! Aringato gozaimasu, anon-sama happy
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>>110588
You bettar deliveer!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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public baths... things are always moar fun when you bring teh friends
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friends... !!!
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if you put teh gun in teh bath it drowns (;_;)
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It's a shame we don't have onsens where I'm from, I'd go to them everyday to peep on girls
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spying on reimu over teh wall... drool

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Did you know there once was a japanese stage play of Pippi Langstrump?

https://web.archive.org/web/20060706213015/http://pippi.macoron.jp/
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At least the idea gave us Mimiko! ^_^
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love
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>>110451
director and camerman-san are geniuses drool
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i hated this as a kid because it would be shown on the cartoon channel but it isn't a cartoon
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>>110455
What a weird reason to hate something glare

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Upon reading the New X-Men series of comics it suddenly struck me that the concept doesn't hold up as part of a wider Marvel universe.
The X-Men storylines, as an allegory for racism, is watered down by the existence of beloved superheroes inhabiting the same world. While it's true that the mutant issue has a tangential relation to genetics and a fear of the Homo Sapiens Sapiens of being replaced, i think it would only be logical for this fear to extend to a bulking mass of inraged destruction like the Hulk or even more humanoid superheroes that still display capabilities beyond natural humans like Spiderman. Specially considering that a mob guided by an "Us against them" way of thinking would hardly care to run DNA analysis for each individual that could potentially threaten their whole species in order to determine if they're mutants or simply a recipient of some miscellaneous radioactive accident. Either way it shouldn't make any difference since it has been stablished that some superpowers obtained incidentally can be passed down to the individual's descendence, namely the sons of Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Girl.
It also should be pointed out that other superheroes do go through a phase of, let's say, impopularity from time to time. However, this is most often due to specific actions of said hero or in atypical examples of widespread opposition to superheroes, it's originated for a concern over what superheroes do, not at the very concept of them (The whole Civil War storyline)
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Yes, this is something I've always thought about whenever the X-Men came up in relation to other heroes.The only ones I think get a pass are the Fantastic Four, since they were prominent in certain ways before getting powers, and I'm pretty sure their story of being hit by cosmic rays is well known.

How come people don't call Spider-Man a mutant? Have people heard his story of being bitten by a radioactive spider, and do they actually believe it? If they do, why?

It would have been an awesome idea if mutant genes were the whole reason for people having powers in the Marvel Universe that would give it a great overarching significance and get rid of these kinds of plot holes.

Of course we can't really expect that much. The Marvel "Universe" was assembled higgledy-piggledy from various comics that happened to be running at around the same time and only years after the fact was the concept of continuity and internal consistency taken seriously.
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Things like that often happen to big "universes" that include pre made canons by different people with different visions. Some elements just stop making sense. That's why I've always preferred well thought out stories in their own contained worlds instead of throwing everything into a blender like many franchises do nowadays
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A lot of these stories don't make sense in a wider context of superheroes living in the same world.
X-Men would probably be a lot less dumb if it wasn't in a setting with all the other heroes.

Some writers do make it out to be that the world of mutants is mostly just people who aren't really in a position to be actual heroes but are still weird or dangerous, and let that move things (so the X-Men themselves are seen as okay or at least tolerable, but your average rando mutant is considered a freak and should be put down).

but then you have weird shit like somebody talking to the Avengers or whatever and being like "man, I'm so glad you aren't like those creepy X-Men" to Cap or whatever -- I could be misremembering all the details, but the gist is there
which might be an attempt to drive the racial point home, that the specifics of how they have their powers shouldn't matter, but there's a lot of anti-mutant sentiment

it still feels fucked up that the whole thing with the movies means that fucking Iron Man of all heroes ended up more popular than Wolverine though, after decades of absolute X-Men domination
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>but then you have weird shit like somebody talking to the Avengers or whatever and being like "man, I'm so glad you aren't like those creepy X-Men" to Cap or whatever
Which stretches the suspension of disbelief even further because the X-Men are infinitely cooler than the Avengers

The Avengers "team" doesn't even have a uniform. ew. emo
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You're overthinking this.sweat2 Just fap to Rogue's ass and be happy blush

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I'm sorry if I repeat what already had been made clear but it is my personal struggle in regards of this feature.

If not all file formats are allowed because that would imply that Heyuri can process them in a form that displays the contents (like all that currently are allowed are playable), then why not allow many other formats as exclusively downloadables and not necessarily able to display?
But what if you only want to share a file and not force Heyuri to display it like uploading .rar with a system of folders as purely a downloadable (because how do you open rar in browsers)?
The same going for mp3, flac, archive formats, pdf, asc and other signature formats (you can upload a playable mp3 by forcefully making it .mp4 anyway by a name change of an mp3 file and it plays properly).

My imageboard allowed any format but it would display an icon of what it is by format (if I set an icon) and had no way "to play" it, but instead it would download the file upon being clicked (and then user could run it and display locally).
It would possibly make the uploads board less frequented and less useful in comparison but it is more convenient. Uploads board had already been nerfed with the recent /b/ file size limit being raised that most files can fit.
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I'm OK with music formats being added since they're media liek images and videos, but not things liek PDFs since u can easily hide malicious stuffz in them

>Uploads board had already been nerfed with the recent /b/ file size limit being raised that most files can fit
I don't think teh HUEG file size limit will last, personally - it creates a nasty situation when we inevitably have to reduce it back to sane levels where some OC produced during this time period will no longer be able to be posted here (and will nevar be able to be posted elsewhere for teh promotions)

That's why I think it's bettar to have a "reasonable but more than enough" limit liek 16-20 MB smile
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>>67091
ewww are you one of those gay guys I've been hearing about?

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